All Between Us | Full Drama Movie | Tiffany Haddish

[Music] [Music] thank excuse me i see you drinking a blue dog don't do that that's so corny don't give water a nickname it's just water but yes i'm drinking water you do that often quite drink water yeah no come to a bar to do something actually lately yeah i have been you see that girl over there in the black dress acting real crazy that's my shawn and my shawn and her boyfriend just broke up so lately she's been exploring this wow crazy single side which is my polite way of saying that she's being a complete [ __ ] bag right now and being her best friend indeedy i get front row seats for the show lucky you lucky me right yeah i'm right that's nice oh i'm joking clara nice to meet you pleasure [Music] i love you like grease fries chicken like my hands need mittens in the snow as soon as i got you i swore i never let you go i love you like butter melt some toast you're doing the most to me you put your hand in the small on my back i love knowing that you know i like that cause i love you love you from my [Music] you'll bring me to my knees [Music] if i could take a piece of you with me everywhere [Music] i can't explain [Music] my favorite kind of guy said we'll always be together side by side sticking through whatever you're the apple to my pie you're my favorite kind of guy [Music] what are you doing who you think you is beyonce you shakira hmm come on over here and dance with me mr physical nobody got time to be dancing i got work to do um you are such a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] now mm-hmm a big ass lindsay lohan [ __ ] oh okay see you know what you ain't ready for this because i slide up on you with that day and all right don't do that you know you like the dead the husband uh look at the dead armor see wow you got the neighbors where you get us kicked out the door yeah come on everything good yeah everything's cool what's up i just heard a bunch of loud music some screaming sounded like maybe i was murdering a bunch of little [ __ ] kids come on man why they gotta be [ __ ] that's what's his fault what it is your fault i was listening to music quietly and relaxing he comes in he turns the music up so that's how it went down that's not what happened all right lies anyways are you coming tonight yes ma'am clara i will be here still seven o'clock yes sir can i bring anything don't just bring yourself or if you want to bring a date you can bring a date oh you should bring lauren no we are on the outs uh i couldn't trust her and you know not like the perfect couple down here uh if you can't trust him then what's the point of being with him very true oh i'm sorry anyways i'm crazy excited about tonight oh ray's crazy excited too aren't you babe oh thrilled oh [ __ ] that's right you were meeting the parents i got some good music to bring to you also all right yeah i've been working on that [ __ ] all week it's tight that's what's up man won't you bring them to the party tonight i will peace wow why that boy keep giving me his demo tapes i'm telling him i barely even listened to him baby you know you're the only black person that he knows where is he from like nebraska yeah kansas is some [ __ ] exactly ain't no black people on kansas yeah that's true but he's so sweet i like him he's a good white boy hey what are you doing what i mean i'm i'm cleaning up everything's cleaned yeah but you know i'm i'm straightening up stuff you know everything is straightened baby i just i'm sorry but i want things to be perfect you know ray everything is fine i have told you a million times that everything is gonna be okay i know you keep saying that but you know i just uh i want things to be right all right just come sit down come relax i mean just a minute baby ray come sit [Music] down why are you tripping i'm sorry baby i gotta keep telling you i want things to be perfect and i want your parents to like me you know i mean your mama already said my mama did not say that you were ugly have you forgot about that little skype session we had hi mom and dad i want you guys to meet ray hey mr mrs tillman it's nice to virtually meet you it's not very handsome missing he looks poor why hasn't he shaved well she says he's a writer of course he's poor uh we can so hear you okay um there's a bad connection my mom has seen pictures of you since but she thinks you're attracted to work can you hug a brother shut up stupid that bad baby i mean it's just i know your mom and dad and i know who they are and i know what they do and i know the things that are important to them i don't have you know and it's just i want them to like me you know when we tell them about the baby i mean ray listen to me you are thinking way too much doesn't even matter because i love you and they're gonna love you too and if they don't [ __ ] them that's easy for you to say because you have a pretty good record of disappointing your parents my record is unblemished and i'm trying to oh we gonna go there okay low blows if i go shower and then get a little writing done on that ng project remember my shawn and ty are going to come at six o'clock because she wants to help me with everything so uh her and old boy um ty is getting pretty serious huh yeah seems like was funny what's funny i don't know i just um i never would have thought that my shine would settle down with a white boy but you know he makes her happy then you know that's what's up yeah he seems really nice and he does make her happy hey he does seem cool you think you're entertaining for about an hour and a half yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i said i'm right not just uh throwing the basketball game the lakers are playing the warriors tonight so he used to play sports huh who ty yeah um yeah i think basketball and football i'm so sorry yeah yeah i mean you really don't think they're gonna trip when we tell them about the baby oh no they're definitely gonna trip they definitely gonna freak out i don't care oh so what time is it hey i'm sorry babe what time is it i don't know what what's up cause i have to start cooking wait wait wait you just gonna leave me here like this [Music] it is a pleasure to meet you sir mr tillman what's up my [ __ ] how's your portfolio oh my gosh it's so good how about we leave these hoes and go hit this mr jimmy it is so good to finally meet you it's good fun to meet you babe your old ass nugget damn it mr tell me making me [ __ ] up [Music] from michonne yet no she's not going to text me before she comes i think she's just going to come over she should actually be here any minute that's cool that's what's up yeah um there's one tiny little baby small thing not big what little tiny thing you have to tell me um freddie and auburn are coming early too oh man damn baby that's my brother be nice oh but your brother is like a little wannabe criminal really i say be nice that's what you're gonna say insane that's really nice and technically he actually did do time six days plus four he did four days before i'm just saying please tell me he ain't bringing that guitar i don't know what he's bringing i just know that i need you to be nice i'll be nice to am i thank you but they're not bringing that baby to theirs is it that baby that's my niece so you think something is so wrong with you yes i'm pretty sure they're going to be bringing their child with them i'm just saying bro him and auburn seemed like the type that forget and leave the baby on the plane i need to train them for laker tickets on the way over here wow really go ahead yeah get it all out maybe he can uh enlighten me again you know what i mean with his spiritual side bring me closer to jesus introduce me to the lord hallelujah amen amen are you done yes i'm done any more surprises you want to tell me about no [Music] other than freddie and auburn and ty my sean i think everybody else is going to be here at 7. who's everybody do you ever listen to me when i talk you know when we talk about that don't mean that night night um we have mr chad and his tight beats they'll be here and uh billion chanel bill you invited billy and chanel you know they gonna show up huh no they're not they know that my dad's like a bloodhound when it comes to stuff like that so they're not gonna smoke they promise me and i believe them all right what about uh mickey and trey oh they're not gonna come i think mickey has cramps or something cramps yes crayons it's a girl thing you would understand i guess not mm-hmm is that like the vagina thing or something her vagina's crash her vagina's crap really how do you see how y'all do it walking around with them things in your pockets all day them things uh you seem to like them things a lot insane because the alternative is dick which while very pretty ain't my dying are you trying to say that you think that a dick is prettier than a vagina absolutely oh you're you're bugging me you're christian something's so wrong with you you're sipping on stuff right now yeah oh baby speaking of sipping on stuff i know i said it was a possibility but sam's coming damn it are you serious what did you want me to do uh not invite him you over here paranoid about impressing my parents but you're gonna invite your alcoholic psycho friend that doesn't even make any sense he's going through some things him and kristen just broke up she dumped him oh that's just i mean you know he's taking it hard that's great so instead of getting crazy alcoholic sam we get crazy depressed alcoholic sam that's really good baby he's my best man i mean what do you want me to do huh he's not gonna be drunk ain't gonna cause no problems we're gonna be good you are responsible got him oh that's my show just said my my blood clot your vagina just cramped yeah that's nice yeah i'm getting vaginas i gotta go i don't know what that don't say [ __ ] i don't like that word [Music] [Applause] [Music] just because we happy to see each other exactly i haven't seen you like three weeks oh my god how was the trip clara it was so beautiful you wouldn't even believe me tell me at least get in the living room before you start storing time oh i want to hear everything so when do you guys get back foot two days ago yeah we got back thursday night y'all was up there for a minute like two weeks yep it was so fantastic clara it was so romantic ray you have got to take this woman you've got to if you say so it's a straight shot too man right up the 101. so you guys were in san francisco and then you guys went up to santa rosa just north of santa rosa we stayed at this little quaint bed and breakfast oh girl then we got on this tour bus and it took us to all the different wineries up there it's like a fairy tale i feel like princess jazz because you were drunk the whole time oh okay don't be a dick oh speaking of maybe you guys can help us out with this little debate we were having one babe done now objectively speaking what do you guys think is more attractive a penis or a vagina is this the type of [ __ ] you two talk about when nobody else is around dick what thank you case club definitely a dick i'd say ah so you think dick is better looking well you can have fun playing with your own from now on i mean come on if we're being honest here i mean neither is particularly attractive but at least with a dick you can see it you know i mean it's it's right in front of your face so you know what you're gonna get exactly uh the vaginas are like little mazes you know what i'm saying he's a wet smelly maze he's right man it's like he's like this warm mysterious little labyrinth elaborative every yes i look at one for david boy to jump out and start throwing babies in the air and [ __ ] you remember that movie right crazy [ __ ] things elementary school right i don't know what these two are talking about i don't is this what you dream about when you're laying next to me right no i'm just saying it y'all are so gross i can't stand here baby so but you have to be that's some funny ass [ __ ] i gotta tell the guys at work about this please don't don't do that speaking of work man i know you said a while back things were a little slow so how's everything going ah a little i mean things are starting to pick up a little bit so not so bad i guess huh and he got a little something going on the side telling baby selling drugs or something i started doing some volunteer work down at the rec center and uh it turns out they needed a coach for football so i figured what the hell i'd give it a shot wow that is really amazing time good for you what's up man do you think it's something you might want to do more like on a full-time basis or i don't know i mean maybe it's uh obviously it's it's pretty small time stuff 14 13 year old kids but uh so it's a lot of fun and you know i could see pursuing it down the line a little bit that's awesome how about you man how's it writing well nbc contracted me to co-write a pilot oh you know we'll see how it plays out you know what was it about well it's actually kind of weird man it takes place inside this mental institution huh claire has been actually helping me with a couple of the characters what can i say i can relate right you are marrying a crazy woman are you scared petrified oh clara the dresses that you picked out was so beautiful did everybody try theirs on yet um chanel has i don't think mickey has yet to oh they're coming tonight right janelle is nicki's not coming oh why mickey coochie crab what she got cramps in the cooch he's so stupid such a boy coochie is crap this is a crap coochie grab that speaking of being a boy with a boy our way over to the tv and watching the game come on ty wait i can't believe we have not cracked this bottle open we just been sitting around here talking like a bunch of idiots girl i'm good i'm not gonna drink anyone i'm gonna drink away fancy wind up girl please we got like 14 bottles down in the car but we just didn't bring them all up cause we didn't want to seem like total alcoholics oh she ain't lying oh girl you know why i'm just gonna drink some water girl don't make me beg you to drink this wine it is delicious okay you're gonna love it wait a minute something is what's going on here what but uh in all the years that i've known both of y'all you have never turned down the drink i mean now all of a sudden you're not in the mood something is fishy up in here girl you're paranoid nothing going on what are you doing stop that shut up shut up oh my gosh shut up she pregnant you pregnant doctor says two and a half months oh my goodness we're gonna be a daddy [Music] oh my goodness congratulations clara you're going to make amazing mother who wouldn't look just like you got the big old head and everything shoot i need a drink okay this is fantastic so claire um do your parents know yet oh girl no we're gonna stop them tonight probably probably until then tonight it depends on how everything goes actually [Music] judgmental exactly that's why we're not telling no body all right well don't worry about me my lips are sealed don't say a word uh my shawn i'm serious you can't tell anybody not chanel not freddy no one why would i want to talk to your ghetto ass brother anyways you're not a fan of his either oh that's putting it nicely okay that nasty [ __ ] tried to have sex with me on her couch at her old apartment while his ratchet ass wife was sleeping right next to us christ i can't wait to meet this yo he is something man well now that all this excitement is over i'm gonna calm my nerves with the basketball game and a little more this let's go back [Music] you need some help with anything i got this girl girl you sure look i came here to help that's why i'm here oh thank you you're a brave woman clara that one doesn't know what she's doing in the kitchen that woman will burn a goddamn pop-tart your mama [ __ ] up pop-tarts okay watch yourself i can cook this one's losing points real fast okay he lucky he got good credit oh lord shout out here you can help me up with this salad all right all right now i have filled okay cool chop salad i can do that i am an expert in salad cucumber peeling stuff what i think i forgot one of the ingredients i got to go to the store you want me to go for it no it's okay i need some fresh air anyways i'll be real quick you sure okay i'm good thank you girl you guys want anything from the store no baby i'm good i'm not moving off this couch you know what i totally forgot to buy a lottery ticket today slept at 50 million this week you mind if i tag along with you no come on that's fine are you guys gonna behave not kill each other girl yes we'll be fine i'll be right back be right back [Music] you sure you don't mean wait no no no no no no no no no no we can't do this anymore what we cannot do this but i don't understand what's changed what are you are you crazy i mean whatever this is whatever this has been it it can no longer be i don't understand like what's changed you great what do you mean what's changed did you miss the entire conversation claire is pregnant we are having a baby things are getting serious now oh so when you guys were just getting married that wasn't serious you know what i wouldn't expect you to understand [ __ ] you ray i understand i get it this is wrong obviously i mean i've been thinking about it a lot lately too we both knew that this day would come well now it's here and i mean we have to be finished with this we have to let it go i mean it's just the right thing to do right now well ty and i've been getting more serious too so look i really enjoyed the time we spent together over the past year me too brought me a lot of happiness ray me too but i mean we have to be done thank you ray [Music] we're back lucy you got some splain to do just in case the announcement goes well tonight nice whoa whoa whoa ray so you let my girlfriend toss your salad huh it's one of her favorite things to do you dumb so how did everything go so y'all didn't kill each other ray's not much of a conversational unless when the game is on is he girl no babe huh did my brother call did anybody call why would your brother call me i don't know because he's not here yet he probably pulled out his guitar and started serenading somebody on the side of the street somewhere your brother's a musician i would hardly call that man a musician that's an insult to music he just regurgitates these horrible versions of bible songs that he doesn't remix he has his little guitar he probably picked it up when he was locked up in the pen okay right just stop talking please just just stop i can still hear you um we'll see screens no okay i just hope everything's okay i'm sure he's fine see be a good host and come into the door with me oh baby i was about to go into the bathroom and drown myself in the tub come on ray freddie hey little sis how you doing hi auburn okay how are you guys we are [ __ ] my damn feet hurt i'm sorry where's the baby with my mom we in l.a ain't it a party what am i bring a kid for what's up mark twain what's good my [ __ ] oh okay i get mark twain he's a writer i'm a writer i get it okay thank you would you figure that out all on your own [ __ ] you ain't that smart [ __ ] when i was upstate i read books [ __ ] i got my education together i talked to your lord jesus school's freddie that's all i did tell them good to see you too freddie i'm doing fine how was the flight hey aubry hey [ __ ] where the child at hey huh for the food [ __ ] i think i got this virus in my stomach on the plane had diarrhea real bad my [ __ ] was a machine gun 30 000 feet i'm emptied out i'm dumped out no it's not disgusting it's not it is everybody thank you that's one of my favorite books to read poops everybody poops actually the name of the book did you just correct freddie no i'm just saying name the books everybody poops i'm just saying i didn't hear nobody ask you okay okay i'm just going on to the kitchen you know we have some appetizers some snacks set up you guys can nibble on that and then we'll be ready in a minute it's about damn time hello [Music] damn that's a big corn fed head ass white boy god when you find this [ __ ] this skull is thick as [ __ ] freddy this is ty and i think you already know me sean ty this is claire's brother freddy and his wife alvin pleasure to meet you both so so you telling me that y'all like together together yeah how was your flight freddy it was cool you know mom and daddy they tried to put us in coach [ __ ] that [ __ ] you know what i'm saying first class all day for me and my girl i'm saying she said you know the drinks you know was a little expensive but whatever you know what i'm saying but y'all like together together yeah are you serious he got money freddy i know he ain't throwing no dick i know he ain't smashing that [ __ ] like he's supposed to be okay look you know i forgot [ __ ] can't be real around here you know realness is frowned upon so what you [ __ ] got over here huh that's why y'all got anything good it's good are they working with that did you just do that this [ __ ] is nasty as [ __ ] i make better prune than that in the [ __ ] toilet hey hey i can't believe we just did that look we went to nepal oh yeah they got this liquor over there you know a lot of that [ __ ] when did you go to nepal right before i got locked up yeah like two months before and how did you afford that we got money look my only dad they helped us out a little bit you know we felt like i needed a little vacation for our win whiteway you understand me i mean i mean it was you know it was cool you know what i'm saying but look we was over there [ __ ] up for like a week you know what i'm saying they made that [ __ ] out of some kind of [ __ ] potatoes or beans or some [ __ ] some kind of rice juice drink wheels and that [ __ ] faded for a month yeah that's actually when we had first thought i had gotten knocked up movies over there right back right but yeah we did the math after that and then it seemed okay she was pregnant for like a month two months you know what i'm saying before we got there so we was up there off that [ __ ] chinese [ __ ] moonshine we was faded you know i'm saying he was like that [ __ ] party and [ __ ] like that so you know we kind of lucky you know what i'm saying that we didn't have no crazy [ __ ] like you know i'm saying our daughter born with her foot coming out of her mouth for the middle ear back or something you know what i'm saying uh that's uh that's a really nice story freddy it's good to see you still on the spiritual path yeah [ __ ] i'm a spiritual path [ __ ] but you probably wouldn't know nothing about that because you ain't never been locked up before exactly yeah you know i mean this [ __ ] is like a deeply spiritual experience and probably go right over your [ __ ] head that's right you know me and aubry you know we about to combine our passions traveling and jesus yes what yeah i mean because it's like you know we we we got to take it to the people everywhere that's good that's good i know you mentioned you wanted to travel to costa rica hell yeah the mexicans need us over there [ __ ] you know what i'm saying like when we go over there you know i'm saying they connect with us you understand me you know i'm saying we like angels when we show up you know i'm saying because we unite that's right enlighten them we enlighten them because it's like me and freddie we on some real god [ __ ] everything it's like we straight sent out of heaven like we bringing light to the darkness and [ __ ] like that like they be knowing it too don't they baby gotcha yeah and how do you plan on funding all of these passions again [ __ ] we got money hey look look look mom and dad they believe in our message you know what i mean so they support us that's right that's what's up but you know i noticed you guys um do a lot of traveling to like tropical areas places where was really nice yeah yeah uncivilized you know yeah but yeah y'all never see y'all trying to bring no light to like you know desert spots but east and russia are nothing like that you need to check your [ __ ] tongue check yourself man nobody scared of you i'm not scared of you you know what ray you might not understand where i'm coming from because you walk with the devil yes he does not walk with me it takes a higher level of existence to handle and deal with this spirituality that i'm walking with here say that so what you probably need to do is probably stick to telling [ __ ] stories you see that that's what i'm tired of that i'm sorry you always talking [ __ ] okay everybody calm down yes i'm gonna get a salad would you like a salad is it organic is it white organic i know exactly what we're talking about your name is ty yeah excuse me so what the [ __ ] is that is that short for like uh tyler or tyson or some [ __ ] tyrone tyrone are you bullshitting you serious two white people name they white baby tyrone can we can we not do this so how's your school get so thick and breathe or some [ __ ] like that it is bigger were you an athlete or something ty played football at ucla man really ucla really so what was you like the quarterback or the punter or some [ __ ] strong safety strong safety you're a white boy named tyrone and you play strong safety you sure you're not black my [ __ ] are you sure [ __ ] with you man [ __ ] look hey y'all look i need something else to drink besides that shitty ass wine y'all got anything in here if y'all got anything sweet i need some sugar some sweet meat or something i got something for you to snack on you felt bad baby that's nice freddy that's really he's talking nice my dick get it i don't i don't know if you have anything sweet i will definitely try and take a look okay have you uh have you met chanel's boyfriend before billy oh yeah yeah brother's such a scumbag girl i don't know i'm so sorry is he making me feel uncomfortable he always makes me uncomfortable poor ty he's being such a good sport about all this he has to be oh my god if your brother makes one more of those little stupid ass remarks about the ingredients oh the amber i mean did he feel excited i know i'm so sorry you know what the minute that my parents get here i guarantee he's gonna be on best behavior i hope so don't worry about it baby i get it i'm fine hey hey hey come on in billy always a pleasure yeah yeah thanks for having us right for sean for showing me what did y'all rob some keeper elves or something what is all this stuff i'm getting diabetes just looking at it yeah man we went a little crazy man hey i tried to tell him we could never have too many sweets what is all this stuff you got brownies cookies okay this is my world famous cheesecake yeah and this [ __ ] right here good man yeah but these right here oh my gosh these right here oh right oh my god special brownies no no no no listen please tell me y'all did not bring no weed brownies didn't claire tell you her parents are going to be here man they crazy strict oh man these can just be our little special secret nobody got it no i mean hey no no no no no no i'm keeping these i'm going to put them in a special place you guys can have them back when you leave i know man why would you bring drugs to my party oh what up what's up man what you doing your parents here yet not yet stay of execution dead man walking we got a dead man walking over here uh man yeah you have to do that man [ __ ] it was only like six bucks uh what you got there some brownies i love brownies yeah man we got some better desserts in the kitchen hey whoa before we go man just gotta warn you about claire's brother what about him he's [ __ ] up what do you mean he's just a piece of [ __ ] man trust me i apologize in advance for anything you might say tonight come on ray he can't be that bad i mean he's related to clara she's like the sweetest woman on the planet oh that's different man those have different daddies or something she just slapped the [ __ ] out of him then i was like everyone this is chad chad this is everyone hey [Music] are you serious ray another white boy with a little ass choker chain on you but not never go to prison now with that damn giraffe head um clara you want a glass oh no i'm good i feel a little light-headed it's not going to last you that [ __ ] is nasty and it's cheap so uh auburn what's it like tell us what's it like being a mom it's cool you don't seem very excited about it well me sean i wouldn't really expect somebody like you to understand what it's like to create life oh you know because it's like a real religious experience you know it's like i was chosen almost like the virgin mary so i give the [ __ ] ready um so it's like me and my man we just on a whole nother level of spirituality [Music] that's nice that's real nice oh it is it's real nice i mean i'm lucky to have freddy don't get me wrong i'm good by myself but with him life is real heavenly i mean freddie he just so like caring and sensitive he's just a real good beautiful man so i'm about to nut bust and this [ __ ] booty right so i smash my dick out and get some spanking the [ __ ] [ __ ] face with my dick while i'm not busting off in this [ __ ] nostrils and mouth and [ __ ] [ __ ] all up in her gums [ __ ] get all mad and she can get the yelling and screaming and cussing wake up her [ __ ] baby in the playpen baby yelling and screaming and [ __ ] like that man i'm telling you man [ __ ] get wild [ __ ] man i'm telling you you got to take your [ __ ] ass in thailand yo chad you got to go man you [ __ ] love that [ __ ] i can tell man what is wrong with you [ __ ] [ __ ] you uh hey billy man uh what have you and chanel been up to late night not much man we just you know working until billy i'm glad to finally meet you michonne talks about you two a lot she speaks very highly of you both oh that's cool thanks bro bro damn golden state street's sticking it to the lakes right now did you hear david lee's new nickname no what is it wcw what's up white chris weber [Laughter] that's some racist ass [ __ ] hey ray yeah my parents are downstairs they're funny parking great i'ma go to the bathroom real quick you can do this this is your house you can do this you all right yeah i'm good i love you you know how much i love you no um everything's gonna be fine don't be nervous just be yourself okay it is a uh pleasure to meet you mr tim okay don't be so formal you can call him out better go fred mr tillman is fine i'm currently unable to shake her hand because i'm carrying my own bag let me get those and i'm not entirely sure why you didn't know because i had her mother call her head to let you know we were downstairs why you didn't know to come and help us with our bags i'm sorry mr tillman i just you know i just weren't thinking i understand after all why would you want to make a good impression oh dad just ignore him raymond anthony never mind i am it's good to see you hi mom how was your flight oh long tiring yeah good to be on solid ground again my goodness claire you're looking healthy uh mrs tillman it is good to finally meet you pleasure to meet your acquaintance ray you're much older looking in person than i expected but regardless my daughter seems to be quite taken with you hope so i mean we're getting married in two weeks yes [Music] so [Music] what kind of decorating scheme would you call this geez daddy can you get here for 15 minutes before you start judging everything later look i like the place okay the building's nice this is a really nice place that my money is paying for well actually sir uh i pay for our house is that right so the money that i send my daughter every month what does that go towards i don't know groceries uh bills you know stuff like that again stuff like that so it's all about semantics right i mean for the money that i send to my daughter every month you you wouldn't be able to live here with you daddy no sir you know i i guess not precisely so this is my house and it's okay why don't we go into the living room and meet everybody that should be doing how interesting doing see where's my beautiful grandbaby i was here in cleveland with my mama hi mommy daddy you remember my friend my shawn and this is her boyfriend ty good to see you again mr tillman pleasure to meet you sir pleasure's mine you're an athlete aren't you i wasn't my youth sir football and basketball i know that but what position in football strong safety song safety good boy yes indeed and this is my really good friend chanel and her boyfriend namaste and what do you both do oh [ __ ] man we just try to live man let me take care of mother earth fascinating and this is a really good neighbor and franchise all right sir it's a pleasure to meet you uh you have a beautiful daughter here and a great future son-in-law well i'm glad you said that and i occasionally agree especially with the first part claire do you have anything to drink actually yeah daddy we have your favorite bourbon you know it's really hard to find but ray searched high and low and he was able to track it down for you i'll get you guys lots of free time on your hands huh right well uh sir is one of the advantages of being a writer you sort of you know set your own schedule and what would the disadvantages of this occupation be well um i guess it can be kind of stressful uh when you have a deadline so yeah i see well sitting in a chair in front of a computer conjuring up whatever fairy tales come into your mind might be very stressful i bet you know what i thought your answer would have been the lack of provision of any financial security for you or my daughter or the fact that this is not really an occupation to begin with daddy uh actually mr tillman ray is a great writer his stuff is hella funny and what do you do chad uh well a couple of things but mainly i'm a dj of course you are is that rewarding work being a dj yeah i mean it's not the most glamorous lifestyle but i pay my bills on time i make my skrilla and it allows me to work on my hip hop all right and may i ask sure what do you do yes you can i was a banker for many years i worked hard i worked smart and i was very very successful i've been retired for a few years and now my wife lily and i travel the world exploring the globe wow that's really amazing congratulations congratulate me i worked it i did it my way you know i believe in hard work and persistence and i'm always confused when others don't ascribe to the same type of work ethic jesus christ claire my dad is even more of an ass than i remember he is killing right in there i know i don't know what i'm gonna do oh my god what are you gonna do if he finds out you're pregnant at this rate i'm not gonna tell him anything shoot you better not cause he is tripping i am so disappointed that you didn't bring our precious grand baby you know it's a party you don't want to have a baby in here with all this speaking of babies when you're gonna give me a grandson pops man pump your brakes at that man we trying to see some more of the world yeah you know what i mean you know me and we got that we got a little jesus thing going on man so i mean what you really need to be doing is you need to be talking to your daughter about having some babies clerica has some babies don't be silly you know claire is not ready to be a mother size junior i need tillman boys tillman boys clara's kids don't qualify for that freddy i almost forgot please tell me you remembered to bring your guitar no i brought my guitar mama i tell you everybody you just don't know my freddy is so talented he is like our family's own bb king yeah well alfred doesn't much like the bb king comparison he's a little edgy for our taste the nans are druggie through and through okay anyways freddie please please please please freddie come on baby look don't be selfish god gave you a gift you can share with these people because it's all right all right i'll play let me go get my guitar sorry we're gonna have to put a hold on that concert uh dinner's ready [Music] yes this was a good spread they had nothing like this on the inside thank you guys daddy do you like the tandoori it's okay okay damn are you ready i think it's delicious i've never had anything like it before at all well that must be why you like it once you've had 10 during the depths of the street market in india well you can tell a cheap imitation from a mile away so mrs tillman uh what are some of your favorite places that you visited oh don't act interested in reeks of desperation look everybody knows you're not going to be taking an international trip anytime soon daddy i'm going to excuse myself anybody need anything yeah bring back a better personality and some preference baby i'm so sorry what the [ __ ] clara your parents are [ __ ] crazy and i hate your daddy i know i hate him too right now i don't know why he's being so mean damn baby i'm stressing out i know i'll tell you okay i want to go smoke i've been willing to go smoke since the time we walked into this [ __ ] are we going to do it um we just go to the bathroom when i'll go excuse myself to use the phone and um yeah let me get in the home i love a woman with a plane i'ma go cop a few bronies i'll meet you all back right excuse me you guys could use the restroom i don't know if i could do this baby and we are not telling them that you're pregnant yeah i think you're right i don't think it's no no no no no we cannot tell them that you're pregnant ain't no thinking about it i'm coming i love you [ __ ] hey baby what's up chanel right excuse me yeah chanel you trying to get stuck [Music] that was delicious i did save room for some of the desserts i saw though yeah they look good didn't they i think they on the island in the kitchen let me get you one nope nope i'm stuffed i gotta watch my girlish figure more for me [Music] you mr tillman oh yeah hello hello my brother that's all we do is smoke weed all day [ __ ] it oh yeah before they realize we're gone [Music] that was delicious baby thank you oh thank you guys but i didn't do it by myself my sean helped thank you michonne oh i just chopped the salad but you're welcome so bray sam it's all [ __ ] man it's all [ __ ] up i'm sorry that's um sam he's my best man i'm gonna go check him that's who you chose to be your best man very telling raymond [Music] yo should be easier wouldn't it right hmm should it be easier wouldn't it what's that saying if i just jumped off this [ __ ] building that's what that [ __ ] would be easier wouldn't it huh oh man i know life sometimes makes it seem that way yeah you [ __ ] writer make it seem that way so i should just do the [ __ ] then right what the [ __ ] is the point i'm not right here what's the point man what's going on with you man crystal left me [ __ ] with me you know that i'm sorry man what i mean what's she saying the [ __ ] said i drank too much man which just a [ __ ] she said she talking all this [ __ ] about like i ain't got no direction like like i'm not no [ __ ] grown ass man i'm grown man ain't no 14 year old little boy i think i'm a grown man what the [ __ ] is she talking about man oh i know i know man look man yo man i know you don't want to hear this right now [Music] but the [ __ ] gets better man [ __ ] you ray [ __ ] you man you straight [ __ ] you got clara downstairs [ __ ] you about to get married what the [ __ ] is when is it gonna be my turn for that type of [ __ ] i'm saying man he was happy with kristin right yeah so what [ __ ] that shit's over with me i was together for like five months huh yeah i don't know yeah something like that well there you go man you were happy you were happy for five months why the [ __ ] that can't last then that ain't how it works man it's not you you just you just fall in love and then you're in love forever man it's not some [ __ ] that you achieve and then that's just it like it's some plateau man you get to and then oh my god you missed a happy man in love for life that's not how that [ __ ] work you know that man you gotta work on it it's ups and downs ins and outs you know that that's just the way it goes you want to know when it's your turn man it just was you was happy for five months congratulations [ __ ] this [ __ ] ain't fair man why can't i keep happy man just grow the [ __ ] up man stop acting like a little kid yo so i should just do it then huh you know what yeah go ahead and jump [ __ ] do it but think about all the ass you wouldn't be getting if you did you know because you'll be all dead and [ __ ] huh [Music] you right like that on second thought man jump from this height probably wouldn't even kill you probably just [ __ ] you all up to be damned and [ __ ] man you really trying to off yourself man find a real building to jump off of your little [ __ ] you are away you're a good friend you gotta swear you don't know slow down on this man oh man i'm still trying to impress the old girl's parents downstairs and [ __ ] all right i switched to water all right come on [Music] hey man my bad if i [ __ ] up the date down here i know that mean a lot and then and i know that you're trying to do something nanny and i [ __ ] it up so i'm sorry about that for real you ain't messed up nothing man trust me the way shit's been going tonight things couldn't get any worse [Music] let's go man let's get out of here man [Music] [ __ ] gonna get better [Music] i said jesus makes the devil alive i stand corrected now it can't get any [Music] worse freddie that was beautiful why you aren't out on some stage making millions of dollars singing like an angel i will never know mama ain't never been about the money mama it's about the music mama it's about the soul and what the lord wants me to say what are you so generous with your talents your father and i are so proud of you play another one i just have to go to the uh ladies room for a moment now this one i wrote when i was locked up upside down solitary confinement [ __ ] it go a little something like this i'll run down the alley hey baby when i was in the kitchen i found a special guest on the kitchen counter yo somebody ate five of those things there's only like a few like what [Music] [ __ ] up i found jesus he's on my side [Music] what is this mama i was just getting into it what the [ __ ] man where did you get that from what is this clara you're pregnant yes mr tiller clara is pregnant uh we found out a couple of days ago holy [ __ ] well this is a surprise claire i knew you're irresponsible come on man alfred lily you listen no you listen i know you don't approve of all the decisions and choices that claire has made in her life and god knows i don't either but our little girl is gonna have a baby and i'm not gonna let you make her feel badly about bringing a new life into the world congratulations sweetheart i'm happy for you and rey my baby is a blessing you know what sis me we just like neither one of us like to use rubbers condoms none of that it's just all wrong so how's about a toast i'll get the champagne claire you're having a baby and ray come here ray come here ray oh hey man it's good y'all are having a baby it's like the most beautifulest thing y'all feel that am i weird right now i just i love you ray and clara i love you i love it's weird this is weird this is oh hey mama need some now laters this is weird i'm sorry weird all right i have no idea maybe you should check on him yeah i think you're right i'll be right back yo excuse me excuse me everybody okay man i got here i'm good hey y'all everybody look y'all know i've been drinking i have had a couple drinks but i'm okay all right as the best man it's my job to say a little speech right now this is where we at life grace looks good dude man i know him forever man i know ray says we was like he was kids and he needs to rape good people man he we laugh a lot we cried before remember that we um you drink and um anyway what i'm saying it's like soulmates and stuff right because cities that have more uh there's some hey i'm good i got this i got this what i'm trying to say is this look everybody ray is a good dude he loves her he loves he loves clara and he loves [ __ ] have a baby and they gonna have and he gonna be a good mommy and it will be good daddy because no because he used to love little girls not a little like when he was in his 20s just the high school girls loved him remember not like that because he was nice great great nice and he's you know what man you don't know what i'm saying soul mates they love each other they bout to have a baby it's a party let's get drunk there thank you sam um everyone look i know this is a whole lot of information to process but what you need to know is clara and i love each other very much and we couldn't be more excited to be having this baby now mr tillman sir i know you don't like me hell i don't really like you that much but i love your daughter and we're having a baby together and if you're going to be a part of our lives then you're just going to have to accept that because if you don't then you won't be a part of our lives now i hope you don't choose that but the bottom line is we're having a baby and we're starting a family and a hope that we can all be a family hmm well raymond [Music] get him hmm there may be some hope for you yet yes sir clara you've got a man here who cares about you and so you have mine and your mother's total support i mean i love you oh man these are some serious kodak moments right let me see your phone ouch my battery's dead man i don't need to have it home don't i got you i want you to get no trick smile one come on [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] is this hey look claire what the [ __ ] is this what where the [ __ ] do these pictures come from i never seen them and why the [ __ ] are they ties from the [ __ ] the [ __ ] is this baby i love you so much what the [ __ ] is going on claire it might not be your baby oh my god oh what it might be time oh what you're gonna tell me you've been [ __ ] ray and the big head white boy at the same time you must have been desperate than a mother i'm freddie you must oh right i'm sort of a [ __ ] you got you've been you've been sleeping with claire you got claire pregnant what the [ __ ] is wrong with your ass i'm so sorry right you know how could you do this to me damn right good thing you [ __ ] with sean the whole time what what the [ __ ] did he what are you kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me oh what you pregnant with another man's [ __ ] baby you know this is absolutely infuriatingly unacceptable you people are [Applause] crazy [Music] chocolate love it's you that i wanna be chocolate love it's you that i wanna be this is [ __ ] christ that's not unbelievable [Music] come on come on let's go let's go come on look you need me to come back here and shoot that white boy and rest these [ __ ] you tell me [ __ ] you ray we're gonna show you guys um good luck i'll talk to you later you guys be cool so we don't have to do that claire we don't have to talk about it no i think that we do we need to talk about what happened and why we know what happened we don't have to talk about it oh what a shock liquor doesn't want to talk about it look who doesn't want to talk about you you [ __ ] my best friend and got her pregnant [ __ ] i think that's a little worse that's not fair we don't know 100 yet ray can still be the father [Music] how many times you [ __ ] her huh how many times did you [ __ ] her what is that gonna solve look who doesn't want to talk about it now don't act oh i don't buy anybody you're my best friend my maid of honor and your [ __ ] like beyonce how could you do that to me how could you do that to me doesn't matter how many times you [ __ ] huh it doesn't [ __ ] matter we all guilty none of our hands are clean don't preach that you [ __ ] hypocrite what what are you gonna do about it right huh you gonna shut me up maybe i just [ __ ] your girl some more oh real nice wreck oh yeah huh with that little dick of yours that's right claire told me all about it [ __ ] you man don't wait stop it stop stop stop stop you know what this is [ __ ] i don't need this die your [ __ ] riddance me too i don't want to hear you that's not fair you just sat here and said that none of us are innocent in this we're all guilty at least we have the decency to use the [ __ ] condom these past few days come walking around here all happy because i thought i was becoming a father it was all [ __ ] right what about weddings [Music] right i know we're going through some things right now and i want you to know no matter what you know i've got your back are you serious you just left her yeah i know it's awful but i had to i mean she's a good girl but i knew i wasn't finished with other women just yet and i didn't want to be dishonest you are trouble mr fields maybe just a little bit can i get you another drink oh yeah if you're buying oh oh wait a writer real funny huh see you guys put that away i got this bartender your new friend over here getting you drunker hey mr new friend you want to come back to our place for the after party well um i really wasn't invited and um i don't like to impose well look here [ __ ] you already got my dvd all [ __ ] up we gonna have to catch a taxi cab home you might as well come along you know it show us i mean her a good time i can do that [Music] let's take it to the house come on [ __ ] let's go i told you why can't that just be it that ain't how it works man it's not you you just you just fall in love and then you're in love forever man it's not some [ __ ] that you achieve and then that's just it like it's some plateau man you get to and then oh my god you missed the happy man in love for life that's not how that [ __ ] work you know that man you got to work on it it's ups and downs ins and outs you know that you want to know when they show time it just was for five months congratulations [ __ ] it'll be fun [Music] i'm saying goodbye cause [Music] [Music] me [Music] [Music] some say that i'm a fool to stay [Music] forever in love with you when you don't even look my way [Music] if happiness is enough with you there's something i must do [Music] to build this world i'm looking forward [Music] you really love me me [Music] i'm sorry that i never paid you no mind didn't play with your heart or soul but forever wasn't in my plans [Music] [Music] goodbye [Music] [Music] i'm sorry that this can't work with you and me

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Published: Fri Jul 31 2020