*Highfive* Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Surgeon Sim VR! Every time I do an intro in VR, I'm always worried how close to my light I actually am to hitting it. It's right there! I'm gonna smack it again! I blew one bulb doing that already. Ohhh-kay! Da FUCK outta here! NO! NO! Not answering your bullshit! Ok. Operations... we are going BACK into space The last thing we did was "le brain" up here and down here! That's two brains inside the human body. Ok so we're moving on to eyeballs. I know them like the back of my eyelids! But, just... see is that a thing you can say? I know it like the back of my eyelids. Technically I know the back of my eyelids very well, because every time I fucking blink I see them and every time I got to sleep... There THEY are! What? WAIT! Oh I didn't do this one... already. Oh ok. But if you can't really know the back of your eyelids, because everything's dark in there so... technically all I know is darkness. ALL I KNOW IS DARKNESS BOB! Oh ya sexy bastard! Right! Here we go Bob! We're about to- NO! Nope nope! Get outta my way please! Scootch scootch! I need a couple of em actually! Eh. Gulp! Oh yeah! Good! Ah..don't need the hammer. Don't need you. Don't need a lot of things Bob in this life. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! All you need is for this thing to fucking cut properly! Shhh Bob! Shhh. You hear that music Bob? It's just you, me, and the sounds. KISS ME YOU FOOL! Hahaha! What are we doing? Oh yeah I need to jam something into your fucking eye hole first. Wait! Why do I need glue stick? Why do I need glue? Can I...? Can I pull the top off this? No. Ah. Bleugh. EHBLBGH Why did I do that? Where is the needles? For- AHH for fuck's sake! That's the one I- well you know what we're gonna have to do Bob? We're gonna have to fucking do this with no problems. Here we fucking go. Said no doctor ever. Ah shit! Ah shit! Eurgh! Okay yeah! I needed to... JAM that in there and pull these out. GET IT OUT! BOB NO! YOU CAN'T FUCKING DIE ON ME YET! I love the dramatic music as well. Did they come back? Fuck! We're running against the clock here Bob! Against the clock! Pull out one eyeball. Pull out two eyeball. BOB! WAKE. THE FUCK. UP. YOU. STUPID. BASTARD. Ohhh-kay. Moving along nicely! The surgeory is moving along! As long as these eyeball bastards don't go anywhere. Okay! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'!? I NEED MY LIGHT! Nuuurrrssseee! NURRRSSSSEEEE! Nurse is dead, the nurse is fucking E.V.A.ing outside. There's there goes- AHHHH it's fucking weird it's like a little squid ! EWWWW! Ah, I mean, doctor-doctor-doctor words! There goes another eyeball. Fuck yeah! And BUH! FUCK YEAH! Buuuhhh! That was awesome! That's how you get real eyeballs in! FUCK YOU needles! I don't NEEEEEEDle you anymore! Best joke! That's how you get eyeballs in! You just go POP and they're fucking in. Ohh-kay! Main menu. SHUT UP! That was a great surgery by El Capitan Jacko. Hey! How's it goin? Nice to see ya. Thanks for coming out. Fucking headset's all weird. Lesson 1 for VR: DON'T HAVE HAIR! Back to normality! A-plus-plus. Have you ever seen that? Definitely not on your fucking grades anyway, because nobody is as smart as Dr Jack. Ok! Ahhh moving on to the teeth. We call this one the old space teeth-a-roni, because it's a it's a special kind of- fucking stuff what's going on? Ok. You guys need to come over here. Wow! The majestic space- get the fuck outta my Don't let that stick ya. If that sticks ya, you get the super poison. Stop! Fuck's sake! Go that way! Ahhh what do I need? I need a fuckin.. I need the brain from that surgery a while ago. Right okay! Tink-tink! Tink-tink! Oh Bob! You're awake for this one Bob! Ya because it's just dental surgery! Kay, close your eyes Close your eyes. Do you like it when I put my finger in your eye? You- I don't know if you do. You're not really saying no So that's my way of keep doing it. Right, I need a tiny hammer... Ah... How many teeth are bad? Three? Bob, I think- OPEN YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHEN I'M MURDERING YOU I MEAN... fixing you. You saw nothin' OH SHIT. Hey, that was the right one TAP TAP TAAP TAAAAAP TAP OHHH, Bob, I took out an extra tooth BOB, IT'S FINE, we're going to fix it OKAY, BOB. Bob is going to be fine, Bob. Okay, if I could just use these space fingers to the best of my space abilities Ah, shit, there's teeth everywhere. UM, it's like that time I punched my granny in the face. Teeth everywhere, Bob. Bad joke, okay. Moving on. Gimme a tooth. It's going in your mouth OPEN... shlook. Is that a good tooth? No, that's a bad tooth. OPEN WIDE... HERE COMES THE MEDICIIINE Heeere comes the teeth airplane *airplane noise* You're supposed to open your fucking mouth. Didn't you play this as a child? What did you had? A fucking bad childhood or something? There we go. One more tooth, Bob... OH, LOOK. Look what I found. It's an incisor Why didn't this finish? Did you put- OH, YOU HAVE ANOTHER FUCKED UP TOOTH Why didn't you tell me about that, Bob? Where's my hammer? MY HAMMER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE NOW You're a fuckin' asshole Okay, we're moving this way. *sings a little tone* It's fine Okay, see? I'm a fucking geni- STOP THAT Okay. Okay, relax. Well- DEADPOOL. NO. Oh, yes. OH, NO, HE SWALLOWED IT UM... Imma just get another tooth. You see? Doctors and dentists are like the paleontologists of humans. You just dig, you brush away and then you AH, STOP SWALLOWING YOUR OWN TEETH Can I have this? And can I has? I can has? I can has. (Jack the cave man) AAAAANNND, BOOM! ANOTHER FUCKING SURGERY IN THE BAAAAAG. ARE YOU WATCHING? SCARY ASS HOME VIDEOS NO, that's how you do stuff well. Is that a floating handle of a cup? "This certificate advises that Nigel Burke having satisfied all the requirements and successfully passed the examination is properly qualified to practice the specialty of Surgery Wasn't I that qualified before? I DON'T NEEEED YOUR FUCKING CERTIFICATES I... have a pen. I'm writing a letter to your manager. FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU Signed *fart sound* and just flop out my dick on the page That's how I sign shit You don't have fucking pac-man around here? Christ man, what am I supposed to fucking play? *phone noises* HELLO? HELLO? HITMAN FOR HIR- I MEAN, DOCTOR HMMM, OH SHIT. Those were UH... Those were just crumpled balls of paper for nothing. They're not my fanfictions. Shhhhh I'm a doctoooor. Okay, I need to do a special something. Gimme you Uhhhh... two nine six one four five I did it. I did it. I ARMED the bomb. I don't know what happens now. Did I do it right? That's- Oh god. Something is happening. What did I do? Bob, are you okay? OH, JESUS. BOB! BOB, NOOOO Oh shit. OH GOD. OH NO. OH FUCK YOU. OH MY GOD Oh, you ASSHOLE. I'm guessing that I DID do it right. Oh, this is new Quagnarf liblity blop. Is this you, Mr. alien? I think I got the alien surgery. Please tell me I did. What's going on? What do I do? This is fucking scary. I think I did the right thing. I think that was what I was supposed to do. YEAH Oh god, have a big giant... thing floating up there. MY GOD Instructor: You're here just in time. The patient's pewdsball is about to explode. I: You need to remove it within the next three minutes, otherwise it will explode and destroying the uprating theater, killing us all. AW MAN. I: But I'm sure you remember your left and your right I: GET TO IT DOCTOR. I: I should open the medical casket now. tHANK YOU. I: The patient's name is Dorothy. DOROTHY? Oh god, HI. UM... Nice- Nice to meet you I- I am doctor Jack- stop fiddling with yourself there for a second -I am Doctor Jack. I would be your honorary human for today. Quagnai Quag *Pterodactyl noise* Okay, apparently I got the fucking language on. What is this? Dude, this is some fucking predator shit. Oh god, oh god, ah uh. Fucking hell. There we fucking go. THIS THING IS AWESOME, DUDE. Oh, yeah, three minutes. UM... Okay, uh, let me take this little Mickey Mouse glove out of you. First, I have no idea how to do this. I've never done this surgery I haven't done it in the normal game. OH GOD, what do I do? I: Well, that's one week to open a spare parts job UUUUUUUUUH, I broke it. Can I brake the rest? I: We'll get someone to clean that up later UM, SORRY. "Remove the Pewdsball". Ooh-kay. I have- got this. MASTER SURGEON. MASTER SURGEON. READY TO WORK. Can you fucking work for me please? I: We should hurry up, Doctor. I KNOW Trying my fucking best here I: Now, cut down that Pewdsballs. UM... I: ...to the moon! Quickly. I: Put it in the extractor to your right UH, I DID IT! I: The Pewdsball *unintelligible* safe explosion. EMINENT Oh, Jesus, did I do it right? *explosion* FUCKING HELL. JESUS. I: Nicely done Not a bad surgical style. I: We still have a bit of time I: While Dorothy Is opened, why don't you give it a quick checkup? I: I'm sure she'll appreciate it. That scared the fucking shit out of me. I- what do I do? Is that thing is still spinning around? Where is it? Uh, THERE IT IS, *laughs* Sorry *giggles* Uh, give you a quick check up. Kay, got it. Imma take the flombee out of you. Okay You know what? I'll never have this opportunity again I'll never know what is like... ...to kiss an alien COME HERE YOU BIG HEADED, BIG EYED FREAK. *gross sounds* *giggles* *slurp sound* OKAY, what's inside you? You're an alien. I know- I wanna poke. poke poke What is this? What does this do? What are you? Have you always looked like that? Why do you have teeth? What are these? What's this thing? Is this good? Imma put it in you What's that? Is this another Pewdsball? Imma put this inside you as well. I: Doctor, congratulations. Once again you've saved lives including mine. Stand by for transport back to earth. No problem. AW, HIGHFIVE. YEAH! Highfive! YEAH! *chuckles* MAAAN What a great operating day has been for me. I saved humanity. I highfived an alien. Got some interspecies kissing going on Its been a fucking great day. I just realized that poor Bob is drifting through space all alone. Eh WELL THAT DOES IT FOR THIS EPISODE ON SURGEON SIM VR I actually think that that was the last episode of Surgeon Sim VR I've done all the surgeries. I don't know what else it is to do. Just after realizing that AW, MAN. Surgeon Sim VR was one of my favorite things that I've been doing lately. It was so awesome. And, could I just say for a second... How cool it's been... that... like, I think that it's easy to take for granted Like, VR gaming... it's like a thing now. VR videos and VR... content is like an actual thing that happens commonplace this days. Like I could take out my VR headset and play some games. There's not a bajillion games out for it but to find that that's just like there's a normal, common thing that can happen... now. Blows my mind. That's where we've got to. Now, we only can go up from here. It's so cool. I don't know if we're gonna come back to Surgeon Sim VR. Uh, unless there's something I could do or just dick around again. I don't know. All the surgeries are the same thing just in different environment so I might leave it here and move of to a different VR series. If there are any games coming out or ARE out for VR that I haven't done yet, please let me know. I'm always on the look out for new, cool VR things. But for now, THANK you guys so much for watching this episode. IF YOU LIKED IT PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS! AND Highfives all around WAPISH, WAPISH THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES *high pitched voice* IN THE NEXT VIDEO. Angry MONKEYYYY
