Ali G Bling Bling: DVD Extras

so what is your job okay I'm a doctor of emergency medicine for Wii I work in a hospital working an emergency department how long has you been in the ER well I did my resident I finished my residency in ER in 1988 and what character do you play I'm not a character I'm the director in the in a real emergency room so being a doctor as you ever see now yeah as you've seen that loads what's a lot don't know I mean hundreds that's part of it for will we you must have the best job in the world what no what is the strangest things that you were seen there I think the easiest way to put it is it's amazing what people can figure out to put up every hole that they possibly have for real I find some of the strangest things sometimes the funnier part is what they try to make up as a story of how it got there for real but some of them stories is true most of them are most of them they try to make sure that that it doesn't sound as bad as as it really is Chris my uncle Jamal wants to go to the emergency room because he was doing the vacuum cleaning and the phone rang and then he accidentally slipped on an orange or something and then he fell on the bit of the vacuum went up his buttock and a lot of people at the time didn't believe the liver but he said that it happens a lot is true that yeah you can get injured in any way you know okay this happened to your uncle what well we happen twice but the same injury yeah well yeah the same injury I'm not sure but I have more trouble believing that it had lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place no it didn't it didn't have lightening up they just had duck you know I know but getting hurt in exactly the same spot I wanted I want more proof than that is it true that you sometimes ask to get shaved for operation yeah sometimes sometimes you need you need to get shaved if you're got a lot of hair in the area where they for real working what operations would you need to get your girlfriend to shave a punani you don't need to get your girlfriend to shave to shave you know if you need to be shaved then they have people that that do the shaving me Julie is my [ __ ] oh if she is like where will and she is gone the flu or something could I send her into the hospital where shave you can't shaving the pubic hair rightfully with that doesn't cure much yeah yeah it doesn't help much me know someone who has got a problem with you know doing gaffes it's got women any problem you have anybody that any individual has I've already seen 20 times for wheels some people have a diet that produces more more gas but everybody's got it for real so in the Queen Hey we have to get rid it all right there you know let's talk about a thing that is well deep death and I'm talking about it was wearing deaf trainer Thor that is a different death i've talking about the the big thing that happened after you is don't live a min before you you know yeah in the grave as you ever seen that I see it more frequently then I care too what does it actually feel like being dead I don't know before we and I don't know anybody else that knows but you must give out patients to his dreams they never had a dead patient live again for you do you think it would be possible to bring back to puck puck to pack is dead for real what if they used lightning he's dead he is now in fact he is more he doesn't even resemble himself now you know who will surely look different properly I ain't seen it his body has returned to the you know to to the model burn you know but he will never walk again will never live again but William rap Isiah outside Arvid which is the American equivalent of the University of West Lao the people here is the most brainiest in the whole world the boys is all sports and the girls have spent so much time revising that they never added out them now the word i tec don't just refer to the most shittiest trainers in the whole world it also has got something to do with technology that is why i went to interview this expert one wicked check this we all watch the telly in fact if you is watching this now then he was probably watching telly now because that's where you is but what is inside the telly how does it all work what is satellite what is all these things I don't know that is why I've got my main man doctor Inge James would respect thanks a lot for coming so let's talk about the pictures on your telly we all know now that people don't actually live inside your television that's right yeah yeah but in the olden days they used to didn't they [Music] I'm not sure what you mean by that really I suppose to a a very young person let's say a child for mice birds is possible that a child could watch if I could watch when he is watching a television on a signal he will it will automatically assume that the people that is watching are living in the satellite when I was in the countryside a few weeks ago a jungle all-nighter near Virginia water mm-me looked up in the sky and we saw about a million satellites stars no day was like right satellites you had the moon and then all around him you rd satellites everywhere no I don't think so no I got the fantasy Channel well I has only got the sound of it so it take me twice as long to do me think how do i d scramble it you have to pay for it because you have to pay for the pay for the service if I school my eyes up and go like that can I work out what it is because sometimes I could be like a bubble on there and a bit of punani there is that the best way to descramble you really couldn't make anything of it by screwing your eyes up early so how the sky TV stopped aliens watching the satellite channels for free a very good question really yeah yeah yeah very good question well there's really no way of stopping an alien or some other being from except that he would have to it's usually the program might being clear or it's encrypted me be well miffed if me knew that there was Martians out there that was getting it for free cuz mr. spend 20 squid yeah a month yeah hmm do you reckon they get it for free yes but first of all there could be a language culture here really why would it it may not mean anything to them Sophia regularly if it a lien lived in England would he have to pay for satellite telly yes and mercy and mercy was happy to receive the programs that were free what if he got his mate to send it to him though that's an idea in it so can you see people from these satellites certainly could you see Jennifer Lopez on the book while you read not if she's not oh she's in the building but let's say she was dropping one outside could you see her there yes yes yeah so how come I can't see those pictures on sky because sky is not in the business of spy satellites so could I pay extra so they're on me sky I could see Lopez drop in some base in no forest no no but could I not say I'll give you 20 squid a month to these five things and say all right I want to check out foxy Brown's babylons family them no I think you'll be looking at millions of dollars I've got an idea what is the most annoying thing about mobile phones I think the most annoying thing people using them unnecessarily no ain't no aid it's that you always lose them so me has got an idea that you get your mobile phone and you put it in the house hmm and you put it either on a table or put it on a socket on the wall yeah and to make sure you don't lose it you put a cord from the phone and stick that into the wall what do you think about that yeah then it's not really a mobile telephone man is it you can't take it out of doors yeah but do you think that that would catch on because you couldn't lose it because he's got the cords to get it into the fing so you try and take it back but we've got with we've done a complete circle now we've gone back to the telephone as it was 20 or 30 years ago yeah but this will be taking it one stage further because it would be the mobile phone for the elves [Music] this was the most famous cricket ground before Lords which is the headquarters of cricket now throughout the world which is in London you know you're left-handed so you have to hold it with your top hand round there and your bottom hand there when the ball comes now have your feet further apart hold your back there okay and when hit the ball comes what watch me watch me you pick up the ball back there put your foot front forward foot no the front foot your right foot forward all right right but guys I show you no no just here you pick up the back there no no no don't wait I want the ball to be that no leave them all alone up with a bat and out to the ball can you please no hands the other way around that's why what did I do no I didn't no no no no no you can't just do this all right guess what what there that's all I want to do all you have to do now put your foot there and the bat comes down like that but this foot should be over here that's where the malls will be and then you put there the ball won't be standing still it'll bounce yeah and they'll come up in there and that's a good shot and what do I do I am terrible no you're not you just have to learn it's a wheel like me I mean if I can't take a wall with a bat and smash but you wouldn't want to that's not cricket excuse me I need about two things well you don't go there but you go into the public house no I just do I know you can't do it no you can't do it here you can't do it here I'm sorry here we have up I'll do you have to go inside to the love illegal in this country to go to toilet outside yes even if I just do it how you say from your it would be make it Joe I'd never be able to come here again if you do that you promise to me you're not I'm not no I'm not making fun of you I'm very very serious I am NOT talking to do anything you know not to do that we should help your dog and you're not doing any of the other

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Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 06 2017