Ali G at the FBI

peace over 15 murders happen in the US every second that is a well scary percentage and when the coppers can't handle it they're calling this special branch called the FB the FB I the FB I the FB I the FB so what actually is the FB the FBI is the the FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation it's about 80 years old was created in the early part of this Century what is interation interrogation really means questioning a suspect when I need to find some info from like little Rick or whatever take his head put it down and excuse me French I do a Guff on his head and then he will speak do you think that you could use something like that no we you know we when we're trying to interrogate a suspect we use a certain amount of psychological uh pressure but if that failed would you not consider guffing on someone's no I'm not saying it doesn't happen does I see but it doesn't happen nearly as often as the movies would make you think I might suspect that you're engaging in criminal activity and you're using well say some one of my informants tells me they tell me you know from the from parkshire police you know or someone on the street that I know tells me that they think that you're selling drugs out of your apartment out of your flat that ain't true no but if one of your friends tells me that you're selling drugs who no just for example if one of your friends tells me that you're selling drugs and then another one and then and then another one of your friends tells me that you're selling drugs then we can take that information and go to a judge and say we have reason to believe that Ali is selling drugs I ain't no's been grossing me out [Music] so do you do stuff with the mafia yeah the we we uh organized crime we refer to it as one of the more uh day-to-day kinds of crimes that the uh Mafia is is famous for is uh stealing uh shipments of merchandise for so if you if if if you and I hijack a truck full of uh Tommy hilfinger sportswar all right if you I steal that merchandise and sell it on the street why is it talking about this on camera why you nobody's being filmed oh no no sure but I mean it happens all the time this kind of thing goes on all the time I mean you and I make $25,000 a piece do you want to talk about this after no I'm just using this as an example ah all right just using to to make a [Music] point okay so what is third degree murder if I come walking into my house and I find you you there um in bed with my wife that ain't never going to happen a it I swear to you today I mean I don't know what your wife look like swear I would never do that to you even even if you was my worst enemy or ever I would never do that hypothetical I'm so angry when I see this that I take my gun out and I shoot you and then I shoot my wife well I shoot you first yeah right no you don't have a chance cuz I'm faster than you are for real I i g so so that's murder I have no legal right to murder you because you're in just CU his eyes slipping one it check this we is now in a place called oens alley which is part of the FB training thing is it Yep this is the FBI Academy's training complex it was opened in 1987 the instructors in Hogan alley will teach you how to the FBI no you can't kick you can't kick the door then once again you are employ the FBI but that's in the movies so let's say I get someone here and I get down there and then I still got another and then it's a book it's a book in here coming from here a this is not a real person just punch him in the face we looking at we looking at shut up sh take that look off your face what is your job uh I'm the assistant director in charge of all the criminal investigations of the FBI um I know you ain't supposed to talk about it but everyone out there wants to know about it what is Studio 54 that's a uh a nightclub in uh New York City for real but what in the basement you know what I saying I don't know what you you know what it's talking about that long bodies massive eyes tiny nose you know uh dong D in a knot you know big long fingers is this something from the X Files do you ever get calls in about aliens and all that kind of thing yeah I've never gotten one because me mate Ricky see he was coming back from from the staying station and he was going past the Elmsley Center and he suddenly felt this thing grab him and excuse me French go up his exit all and the next day he found himself in this trolley at the back you know near the buses how do you explain that I don't I I I don't know anything about it I'm sorry young people out there if they want to join the FB what should they do they they should stay away from drugs they should go to college and they should uh study hard and if they got none of those for years they got a chance they don't have much of a chance

Channel: Rj

Views: 815,518

Keywords: Ali, FBI

Id: 7gPFWMnXhSc

Length: 6min 11sec (371 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 29 2006