Ali G- Olympics

diggety check yourself before you wreck yourself cuz I be here with none other than man John neighbor in be president of the US or limb PMS and today we is chatting about none other than the Olympics the Olympics it's well important in it it seems to be the one thing that holds the world together in the world of sport right so where's the Olympics being held this year in Athens Greece in Greece yeah why is it being held in a excuse me French bit of a country the city of Athens was the city where the very first modern Olympics was ever held in 1896 so what are the top of Olympics is that the only other type of Olympics I know of is something called the Special Olympics is the prize money really bad for the Special Olympics because I seen some of them and without being disrespectful anything a lot of the contestants seem to be it spasticated yeah they are but the level day is pretty low I mean they you know I mean I reckon I could be a lot of them well you probably could may heard days drug-testing at the Olympics is that true yes is that the bestest event drug testing in the Olympics is basically they take some urine from the athletes and they run it through a machine detects if there's any drugs in there so what does you do to them if you find there's been taking drugs you kick them out why does you disqualify them if them is on drugs I mean if anything surely you should be giving them a head start because I know if I is like totally mashed I can hardly be asked to get off the sofa let alone walk to the fridge yeah if you know let alone do a race it's a good point if it was recreational drugs they should give them a head start so is you upset that you can buy Olympic medals where'd can you buy them or like on eBay well no like Manan bought me one from Egham market near Staines when we live for like best grandson ain't that wrong well I would doubt that you can buy an Olympic medal you can buy know it was a Olympic one it said it would add all the signs and all down and it said best grandson oh well I I I don't think it was a real Olympic medal because the real Olympic medals don't say best grandson so who did win the Olympic medal for best grandson I don't think they have that as an event like they don't have wrapping they don't have best grandson well this was definitely proper mental and Manan said it was real well I'm not telling your nan she's a liar I'm just telling you never I've never seen it is most world record said the Olympics it's hard to say sometimes yes sometimes no was the world record for the tallest man say the Olympics no the world's record for the tallest man is not an Olympic competition that's just a Guinness Book of World Records records so what about the record for the longest moustache no that was not an Olympic sport either somebody said it's possible to be the world's tallest but how do you know well you know where you mentioned I mean yeah but but how do you know the world's tallest whoa you'd have to rule on it yeah but how do you know what makes a maybe I'm the world's tallest Am I no midgets his lot I saw blow right so how do you become the world's tallest I don't know with daya and ru e well what makes a a the fact that they're short which one is midgets is them the ones that is like same things or is them the ones with the big dogs I don't know but I think they're short so what's your point my point is that it's hard to reward somebody for being the way they were born yo total respect thank you oh you're looking great coming up a minute

Channel: SDGuild

Views: 1,106,927

Keywords: Ali-G, Olympics, Games, Peace, Medals, Gold, Silver, Bronz, ammon cunningham, ammon cunningham utah, utah

Id: biZPErzuCtE

Length: 4min 7sec (247 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 28 2006

Reddit Comments

[u/gratefulphish420]

Though I'm 6-foot 4, after watching this video, I have no way of knowing for sure that I'm not the world's tallest midget.

[u/gratefulphish420]

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