After 10 Years It's Finally Here | Dead Island 2

I don't have a whole lot of crazy expectations for the game or anything the hell did you come from Long Beach I gave up my seat let's go it's kind of click through that we'll catch me maybe some Zeke and lambisis climbing up the wall [Applause] [Music] I think there's some Ash and Prime punch not surprised to hear that user I imagine that's pretty common just rare for them to get caught [Music] give you some soul there's a heist in Toronto with about 20 mil nice lies ticket please oh sorry it must be my with Jackie this will do [Music] oh my God you're Amazon right and Robert Steele can I get a selfie Robert you bastard we haven't got it it's like surprises Prime DK in the resub bouncy yeah just heard about that Jay I'll have to look into what's what players got suspended I think the bits honey care and resub he hecho oh that sounds awful stealth character that's not Bob oh Danny seems best so far yeah I think I'll just do Danny I need to get some reslin and tier one Saint Nick in the prime cosmosis Marisa Breck no Health recovery it doesn't matter that explosion on heavy attack sounds really good oh Nova good as new resub jira tuna Joe Brian zaitan hello hey oh over here we're hallucinating taking the Benadryl challenge something to smash huh I need something to smash it with some zindy Epic Quest in the prime woo [Music] oh [ __ ] in a bucket ah it's gonna be one of those kind of games straight in a bucket eh there's a resub band the prime nuke and some kid in the prime I hear friends anyone hurt a few bruises I think we got lucky yeah I'm Michael hey Michael [Music] Stop Standing There and finds me some [ __ ] shoes you're right boy you got blood coming out your ears like what I can't hear you I got blood coming out of my ears what are we going to do today why are you asking me we don't even know each other people this is Emma giant Grand of course you know what a huge star she is Romero winner no less to get her home to safety what was this you said pepper orange and poke a lot hey why why ah Jesus she's got a pulse give us a hand then Michael help ready lift it's too heavy no they're not gonna make it I just leave him here okay Michael if you're sure here is my address in case you change your mind good luck with friends like you I'll need it I'll call the army armies and congrats he's not a Survivor at all okay that explosion was significantly less uh impressive than I thought it would be okay I need a better weapon maybe I can like level it up or something [Applause] [Music] oh yeah who else wants on oh Jesus where's my stamina oh I see the middle of the screen nice really really getting it done Gob shots eh go back to cringeville gob shites that's kind of cool they have like the intestines and [ __ ] in there another one come on Danny just lob a weapon at the [ __ ] tire if I knock that tire down it'll barbecue them okay easy enough man this dinky little explosion is not not great but I might get better ah thank you confusing the gifts of afternoon Jake from tier one God how the [ __ ] did this happen it's not meant to be like this deep breaths now have some water uh [Music] wake up now bjor can you hear me I have a little drink of water for me do you good no after I went through all the effort of protecting you you [ __ ] I was trying to help you oh [ __ ] what am I gonna do 66 Alpine Drive please resubmit Immortal of the Prime Zephyr subscribe appreciate that thanks for generosity the recept Cody hmm I've woken up in worse places it's the right bit of this well so powerless assuming that's not it 70 Alpine Drive Legend if I cut through this place I'll come out right by him a chance Breakers missing open sesame there you are all right a lot of good materials what's this plenty of punches them up foreign this is just like that fall over whatever not feck off locked eat another way I need to resub spray in Bartholomew and Zinn hello goof [ __ ] went down here oh hey anyone in there hitting stuff it's a prime Waggy oh I can't just stomp on this guy's head I guess thanks Colt Swanson a key card what was the point in the Panic Room if all of the power to it was outside is it tier one yeah thank you Emma's place should be through Alexa game control does that work oh no I'm not doing that there's like a whole setup oh wait was there [ __ ] I kind of just skipped through that really quick always come in is disabled so does this have to be through phone just connected to your game with my Alexa wait I wonder does that work here try calling the zombies name or whatever I can't imagine that would work right that'd make no [ __ ] hey is that one of you guys on your Alexa foreign we have this setting disabled right now I really I don't feel like [ __ ] doing that I really don't does it just work right now in general no still disabled I have to go set it up through the link or on my phone I'm not gonna bother [Applause] I call it my name I am Mr sword you sexy thing foreign oh God all right stabbing time oh [ __ ] off would you I hope Emma John's okay for fire cash him in the prime Sisyphus thanks effective Subs Cody Mr I need some relief oh matron all right what up oh this is the prime firewall and the Reese so busy hello IO oh whoa you're going crazy already huh you're in a crazy mood got you with the sleight of hand oh Jesus thanks for recent Glacier in the prime Kim tide yeah that's what someone said earlier Jay hold on whoa okay come on Let's Get Down you've eaten my chords again they can sit there no foreign taking a lot of damage where's my pool sticks there we go I got snacks off the Wazoo here holy thanks Brian Lewis ugh needs a code server offline okay not here ah goddess one point to me oh man walk it off Danny Walk It Off collecting a lot of good scrap here let me resub hot cup of cocoa and the prime loose I'll take your word on it Jay I I don't know if they're doing a good job with it or not miss the legendary shotgun no I didn't but I'm going back anyway just for the XP oh come on okay wait why is this not coming up all right thank you who's out there I'm in from the crash you'll remember my face when you see it darling I'm gonna do some zodax finally oh my head no hangover compares to this get in crisis everywhere it's a miracle you didn't get bit is that Jesus I'm I'm sick as a small Hospital get away from this house yeah give me the gun no you have been bitten you will turn it as I know I've seen it now get away oh yeah I invited them just give me the no I will not have this devil in my house oh your house you may have snuck your whole family in the moment I was gone but this is still my home you abandoned me well you said Mary green now and still my house my house fake yeah after party's over I need to crash we've got a problem our friend here has been fitting so that means that means this is not a [ __ ] movie I'm not killing them it's definitely done my job description oh God all right are they turning oh I'm gonna be sick foreign expected I've not been shot give me two seconds I'll be right back all right I'm back deep nice and quick thanks to Prime douche and give some majora I think there is a bus Aaron and tier one armed [ __ ] idiot almost hit me no need for these fever's gone feeling fine as a blue sky you do seem better and the bite's healing too but you're staying locked up but the fever's gone that proves that it proves nothing okay I mean people are eating each other out there and no one knows anything about what's going on and and I can't get hold of my agent or my manager I'm a slight more use than an agent right now darling you can trust me nice try but trusting people never worked out too well for me no someone called a wambulance this is so useless right now let me Adam fake these are the resub occasional hmm just give me this oh I can whoops didn't mean to do that I can swap these on the Fly I guess cool I only have one of those okay it's fine how do I do the jump kick I just can't kick in here I see exit Prime Lacey hold on I'll come to the screaming in a second looking for hidden treasure huge loot please get some the prime speed on the pickup that's my cue to get on stage are you sure pass me you'll need it [Music] [Applause] I'll do it keep out of sight I kill it [Music] here I come oops oh got Auto equipped thank you that seems strong oh [ __ ] come on I've got a ton of health kits of course no power fancy place like this must have slayers Thanksgiving Hollow and shiggy nice players are usually in the garage right [Music] all dead thank you oh nice water mechanics let's go I wonder if pouring water on zombies does anything find out oh it looks like looks like I can stack up like a debuffs probably the wrong word because it's just water but like if I had something with electricity I could probably like shock them I would imagine is what that's going to be used for let's try the sword foreign [Music] [Applause] okay Jesus oh my God [Applause] you're welcome jaunt the Power Attack on this is [ __ ] awful what shut the door are the devil's gone I wonder if she'll slip on this they're downstairs in the games from hiding I think we're safe and sound for now thank you for going out there God is Beyond insane I mean I don't know how to do this I'm not supposed to die here they still die with me Emma oh fantastic no no what I mean to say is you're not dying not with me around now since the health of our possibly Undead friend here is we can't verify that okay since your health is a question we need a lead dumb person here a lead protector and Emma I will be your protector whoa got no shot on this eight ball uh it's broken anyway don't touch her Sam you hear that April land I saw the queuing you're shocked I get it I couldn't exactly call ahead no or call anytime in the past 15 years since you popped out to the store what I think we should talk about this later I'm here to get you out Emma is a huge star her fans are probably crowdfunding for her rescue right now yes again city is a lot tight being famous don't count for [ __ ] lucky for you I've been through this before [ __ ] off no one's been through this before yes again again this zombie [ __ ] happened twice already all got covered up but I survived you want to know how big deal so are they what's that now this [ __ ] this [ __ ] so you're not special and we're doing fine thanks I'm immune I still need me I killed more zombies than you got shoes so what exactly is your plan for getting us out of here I'm still working out the details we don't need him you know you everyone else has moved in so why not you I'll show you where you're sleeping this way foreign what does he mean being famous doesn't count for [ __ ] how ridiculous all right we're cruising what's our zombie experts Emma John we're talking about here hey all right there finally if you want to get dissected hey come now we'll be VIPs r.i.p's Emma's got six months of food in the basement we can wait it out here what your plan is to just sit in your ass for six months nah but I'm getting out of this city you're immune you ain't bite proof neither are they they're not the only ones who can fight dirty ah you don't know [ __ ] out there you gotta be a mechanic Medici [ __ ] Chan wrote into one or I could do even better yours truly all right if you're going out there you're gonna need some special sauce grab that machete okay okay Hearthstone pick some of this [ __ ] line around here you really walked into a zombie outbreak to say that use the workbench and let's get cooking this doesn't really seem worth but all right what did that just do oh I repaired it whoops all right hit a zombie with that the [ __ ] consider me skilled if you're really going out there I got some stuff you need oh got you Jay well that's cool nice hey Carlos think some of this meat is bait it's just meat but the zombies go for it saved my life getting here I got some meds you can have too just maybe next time you give me something in return huh no these are all free thank you can I do all of them nice will do thanks time to get Emma in on the plan oh that was pre-order stuff oh that's weird I didn't pre-order it oh I guess I did technically last night before it came out I feel like we're Shipwrecked am I gonna end up in some dead fan stomach you won't let that happen might not be one of your fans Emma look isn't it time to get the authorities involved like Sam doesn't trust them Sam doesn't have friends waiting on him in Portland I do we all want to leave you wouldn't believe what we had to pay to get on that plane we're stuck here calm now we could make it hold of wheat you can't just jump in a car and go the roads are all blocked I saw videos of cars getting swarmed I might as well put wheels on a coffin no cars right there's millions of those things out there just waiting to sink their teeth into US face it we'd need a helicopter to get out and everyone who has one is already [ __ ] off in it then we'll [ __ ] off elseways in style look here where's the nearest evacuation Center he's a prime Hunter we were supposed to report to the helper in hotel if Robert hadn't made other arrangements and left you heartbroken I see a marriage was just PR okay okay Lifestyles of the Rich and the famous right well that's me offices shout out Good Charlotte I guess where's the reset backs okay there's a problem in hey Mikey I'm gonna head over to The Halpern Hotel see if the Army's still there yes yes uh good good exactly what I was going to tell you to do oh you'll need keys to get out here just tell them Emma jaunt and her staff need to be evacuated immediately okay on it Sarge this all will be more fun with more hands on deck here I come this way Halpern Hotel get my Suite ready foreign easy enough oh played oh yeah a master tactician that's how we do it baby it's clean oh I'm cooking I keep pressing space to jump right up to dodge everything all right there oh good finally some life out take a chance on you say you've seen another kid out there Who you calling kid and Annie raise it's just me and the zombies damn it must have thought I was shooting at her and got spooked listen if I get the gate can you search the front hey Theresa Grant you find that girl you bring her around back and we'll straighten this thing out just watch out for the other trespassers they might hey get out of there you scourge of Satan all right then please uh it's too early to tell if it's any good that was too slow it's up here oh just another entrance Garson direct me to the champagne chop chop okay thank you kid you find that girl she didn't make it I'm sorry son of a [ __ ] well I say it's about time we send these party crashers whack the hell I think you're right okay I really don't like this sword very much let's try my new uh crafted weapon huge so damn fine work hey get over here I need to talk to you it's a damn shame about that girl but I'm sure you did what you could Curtis sinclairs the name did a bit of acting in my time ask your mother kid pleasure to meet you in these dark times I thought you were looking familiar Pleasures all mine Mr Sinclair now let's get you down ah listen uh I need help hey doing my own stunts means well the old hip won't survive this drop I need to get my chair lift to get down there but the power in the house is going to put sure I can lend a hand with that what's the sitch the connections down at the end of the yard see if the problem's there now if you can get things running I can buzz you inside godspeed kid things are some Cipher any goodies yeah a little bit exit Prime England or oh wrinkly unpowered oh that should Source it well that worked out of inventory slots let me just waste all this trash we are not out of the woods yet okay it makes you recept drowning well Curtis I'd love to get in there uh how can't climb this can I nope can't climb this can I nope all right let's just go all the way around oh my God Jesus oh let's just waste this take this [ __ ] oh okay all of those are fine I will waste this leaves more fov and no motion blur there have to take off motion blur um this baseball bat's pretty good [Music] what happened in the trunk nope Curtis you're gonna fight these things with grenades don't do it in your own home now luckily the lift rail looks dirty powered it up and I'll take my chances okay these are some scorps in Galaxy no I'm ready foreign is that all of them wow wow wow hey whoa oh I'm sorry oh God okay he's kind of [ __ ] me up pushed me out of midair twice thanks recent Nikki and mamba great memories here a lot of loving a lot of fighting and a hell of a lot of noise complaints from The Neighbors oh and to think I said they wouldn't catch me dead in that chair lift foreign oh wow getting so much [ __ ] here that's big someone up there my really like like they sent you to save me huh he's Prime Savage not sure what I did to deserve it just called me a guardian listen anything in this house you need it's yours it's the least I can offer you we damn sure can't stay here though how's it looking out there hashed up our sways and back but there are survivors over at Emma Jones place well I'll be down the neighbors were here I gotta give him a piece of my mind for not checking in on me he's dead turn zombie on our Evac flight and then they couldn't wait to shoot us out of the sky Emma's right as rain though he's dead damn shame the son of a [ __ ] owed me money oh well I'll make my way over there after I say my goodbyes to this place yeah you did good today kid thanks again don't you want an escorts old fella I won't be able to sleep at night if you get killed on my watch watch your tongue kid I'm old not seen it gives you some pound and give some soup make sure I get there just fine you'll see now get I really want to pick that up hold on thanks you dirty bastard Curtis safe key please hold that holding that on me is that everything looks like it are you finding the game it's very standard zombie game so far but I mean it's not bad or anything it's fine I'm also just not far enough to have like a full opinion on it oh Madam look at you so far everything about it's just all very standard zombie [ __ ] you'd find in every other zombie game thank you Dying Light two versus Dead Island 2 uh not far enough to compare the two like that not one to pass up a shortcut locked time to Stage a break-in it makes the prime toonies what oh okay dude thank you what is happening please let me over thank you I took that much damage going over that 200 damage thing need some snacks luckily the snacks are plentiful here [Applause] [Music] goat pin Marissa I want to be you know I'm gonna go kill Marissa now Marissa you [ __ ] up [Applause] here well that was supposed to be like a boss fight really carved her up bastard oh come on atrocious master in the prime J what is her card open so not even that so I can just walk right around after breaking the glass and there is nothing in here and listen give some soupy foreign [Music] [Applause] I quite like this weapon but it's not that good I guess I'll use it for a bit longer before it breaks and then throw it away where's the one with the skull I'm assuming there's one with a skull in there by since it gave me that warning to you it's definitely not you it's definitely not you oh it's you let's go pin Troy he's agile I'm stuck I'm stuck oh God oh [Music] he's a prime jostle inventory full what oh well how's my inventory still full that weapon broke is it bright and cheesy there is a blando the recept Jesus those are all kind of worthless who are you [Applause] no this is gonna kill me that does so much damage holy [ __ ] luckily they got tons of snacks out here for me it's big he's got the weakest ankles in the world foreign [Music] buddy what the [ __ ] is he a pacifist [Applause] I think he's a [ __ ] Cody the Reese of Jehovah oh I don't want a quick text message [Music] okay going back what was the point of me even killing all the goat pins I'm not gonna be using any of these are five gear Subs John appreciate it nice I thought maybe that activates some kind of secret pardon me guys okay back on track to get to this hotel of theirs tons of gear [ __ ] I don't know why I bothered but whatever yeah thanks for the bits resukio the game's very generic so far if you like zombie games you get exactly what you're expecting but I'm only an hour and a half in so maybe it really opens itself up pretty soon yep we're in hotel you 'd better have squirreled an army think of this any non-zombied Pals of viewers wondering about you know is this nothing down no that did nothing to them well didn't mean to deactivate it what does this do foreign ER is active is it this Christ must be holding a half that is Hotel quiet isn't it what's this for oh it didn't turn it off I'm [ __ ] stop it's like multiple ones I need to turn I imagine there's got to be something good there oh you bastard laughs can you stop please this isn't this isn't changing anything I'm just wasting time there maybe this just has nothing to do with that it's not that but I don't know what else find that what the [ __ ] is the point of this water pipe it doesn't even go to the bus it goes to this over here doesn't it just all right Christ oh god oh good lord oh oh jinkies maybe now the water pipe's useful things to do some trick foreign I think it was actually just for the Trap what is this anyway oh there's brass knuckles what's up uh got anything to look like that with I don't think so foreign thanks to reset number and dhb ak's definitely over we do love overstaying their welcome I'll try this see if it works kind of open [Music] foreign a lot of good loot here brass knuckles again I don't really care about that laughs you bastard oh you already got a lot of XP out of all that he's a brown chicken in the recept genius oh [ __ ] is the Reese of Jesus you can check out anytime you like but you can they're probably so mad little idiots I quite like the rig I really don't like the officer's sword at all but I feel like it can be good but there's no way this is like the only sword in the game so I'll just let's get rid of that let's use the machete all right behind me okay they're everywhere here huh he's not too hot for me I'm not gonna [ __ ] light thank you all right enough machete okay that's not who I wanted to hit with that foreign [Applause] zombie game with no guns I mean the vast majority of zombie games guns are always like a hot commodity in zombie games very rare oh I guess maybe that's not true maybe just Dying Light in Dead Island but even still it's not like that surprising how did you not fall one where are you all coming from what the [ __ ] was that am I where do you go oh maybe this is just supposed to be used during that fight at least the Reese of Josh Roger and Duncan it's just very standard generic zombie stuff so far but we'll see if it gets better music to my ears now [Music] [Applause] I'm waiting that voice sounds really familiar did I do wait are you offering free Body Mods go on then I'll be right there thank you sub Turbo yes it's a co-op game yeah but that doesn't mean that it shouldn't be fun solo too what do you mean every game that's Co-op is going to be fun with friends literally any game here I come back in Hell fellas oh it smells like a mouse voice stew that that took a lot Jesus Christ nice reception they were pumping it out of the pool oh I think that'd blow up thought I could maybe just move it around all right ah caustic eggs some kind of industrial solvent they have absolute shitloads of this I just need to investigate one more thing here there it is into the drains the Army filled the pool with solvent dissolved the bodies into meat soup then just flushed it all down the drain when it got full pretty good plan honestly hey if you're still looking for your lover boys in the pool mingling for no worries sweetheart you can still have your first dance really maybe you should join them you gal oh yeah okay it sticks no sleep [Music] [ __ ] huge play how did that hit oh my God again [Music] what the [ __ ] I'm trying please I'm just trying to hit F okay I just wanted to use the finisher oh my God okay oh my God okay [Music] [Music] pretty cool music oh played yeah yeah I'm coming it must be a side entrance somewhere foreign did she just call me a [ __ ] whale is light or she's not talking to me for today's special occasion our delicious menu consists of just gumbo starter fried brisket entree Gelato dessert enjoy I think the prime Pro and resub Pluto oh [ __ ] whatever stairs need room 307 foreign God damn it okay I'll take the chair with me as like a little Shield the 200s next floor up is this voice actress Aquafina sounds like Aquafina any moist metering this probably will oh my God makes it really so voracious oh my God foreign box keys where oh what's a little fire huh I'm sure I can find something to put it out oh [ __ ] stay over there uh what was the curveball one t is to stop it it's used to switch but I can't recall how to get to that menu it's I is it I oh there it is curveballs where's the water can from earlier the two hundreds next floor up [Music] there might have been a closer water can [Music] I use the resubnubish [Applause] foreign oh my rake's about to break I want to save my rake I like it we'll just use the uh baseball bat here ah no reflection maybe we're playing as like a vampire that's what I've said this before I've said this a lot new games don't bother put in like any real attention to detail whereas like back in like what early 2010s ish games really went hard on like all kinds of really trivial details most people didn't care about just simple things like that they don't bother thinks the recent break I think it was crop cat that had a really good video comparing back uh back to blood back for blood whatever the [ __ ] it was called to Left For Dead thanks Theresa Bronco [Music] old good bad new we know that's not even the point I'm making I'm just talking about details that's not something game developers really spend any time on anymore since everything is just a race to get it out as quickly as possible so they don't have time to put in that kind of extra effort I think cropcat also did Gears of War 5 versus Gears of War 1 and Gears of War 1 blows it out of the water when it comes to attention to detail new games are still great though I'm just talking about those like little bits and pieces of character is that true at all what what do you mean was it not crop cat that did that I'm pretty sure it was gears five versus gears one double check I'm pretty sure yeah it was crab cat three years ago Gears of War 5 lacks weight and intensity and it Compares Gears of War one and two to Gears of War 5. yeah it's right here I still haven't seen the crop cat Resident Evil 4 video I thought Resident Evil 4 remake did a great job when it came to like details and everything I thought it was a really really fun remake the only differences I noticed were like extremely trivial ones can I take a [ __ ] real quick though give me one second very back boner thanks to the resub boner kaput and Nemer all right I'm back thanks give me some con man in polar oh come on what the [ __ ] you look I can kind of just Spam this there's a ton of damage there's a resub crit ER oh foreign well it's a way up if I can cut the power tons of goodies God damn it I'm not trying to store anything actually I will store this was in development hell for a while but it did come out and no I probably still will let later devil thanks to the prime cash gun and unfolded what do I want to modify here maybe this tire iron all right let's see how she feels pull a lever see what it does my favorite game take that electricity oh this is where I go once I finish everything in here foreign which is always embarrassing what I do for a chance to strap on my skates and hit the track once more this must have been the Quake right those plants look smashable plants plants what's up [ __ ] did you say plants are planks planks not plants don't don't check you're a little heavy doing his work now I'm gonna remember oh I find you thank you keep your crazy flowing major as I've locked must be a way out of here just like the movies I've always wanted to do this huge this is uh so far it's just very generic zombie game but we're still real early okay I don't feel like wasting all of my durability on this little beat down right she's probably fine [Music] nice how are you alive no no jump kick is honestly just better than every weapon I have so far oh this is stupid nice ambush a new rake whoopee where's my old rake oh there she is ah foreign three or seven here I go looking good I'll take this with me he's having a hard time getting out the door ah yeah I might know I don't want to go out okay worth a try oh Jesus Christ you may have had that one coming to be honest don't suppose you got a key to the ballroom on you well what do you know why I'll be taking that thank you raise your mate to the ballroom laughs [Music] looking real good [Music] exit Prime Zurich and give sub Josh and resub Josh and give some reckless and the Reese of Reckless there we go I have done science to it Beauty damn I missed one safety deposit box key come here enjoy Ed it we're stronger together breaker breaker can anyone hear me I hear you I'm Dr Reed did you hear my message where are you at the Evac Center for Belair I'm Danny and I'm trying to reach whoever's in charge I'm part of the CDC team in La I was anyway are you uh do you think it might be infected yeah I got bitten like and I thought that was me joining the ranks of the dearly departed for certain but then I got better you got but oh my God I seem to be immune sure and that must be worth something to you oh it's worth something all right we've been looking for you well someone like you for our vaccine program doctor I need to put me on hold for just a moment hey wait you you have to get here hello oh [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] oh that didn't work very well huh thank you what the [ __ ] I'm just I'm still electrocuting myself somehow foreign okay then dump them in the pool while they were still alive you major Booker can you come step in this like little tiddlywinkle fire oh [ __ ] oh God damn it okay doc you hear me you're there you're there thank god what happened some Lassie was angry I gave her wedding cake a nibble look I'm gonna need to get help getting to Santa Monica all right what's my new one forceful blow into the ground drain stability of zombies plan and a house full of people to pull it off with I'll be in touch okay oh well in that case I'll change my afternoon plans thanks right then back to Emma's serve up some flattery and rally the truths all right I guess I'll grab it whatever so far this baseball bats my best weapon I shouldn't have put so much into the tire iron I thought this was going to do a lot more m is the key Darth worst in weeds in cinichi in the prime Hydro thoughts so far again uh very generic so far it's not like bad it's just as standard a zombie game as you can get so far [Applause] hmm oh what why didn't I get my jumpsuit okay what's going on oh I'm out of stamina that's why foreign [Music] [Applause] let's get some stamina back I don't even know why I'm gonna bother killing this guy but I'll do it I can do that too nope no I can't okay no I can't for some reason never mind now I can okay couldn't Dodge hmm this is actually going to take [ __ ] forever to kill this guy this is my strongest weapon too all right thanks a resub danger what the [ __ ] you fall asleep I wasn't looking he's resub captain yeah God it's so much help I got greedy oh right I forgot about the curveballs here and one of these forgot all about that [ __ ] oh my God whoa he's still alive huh military supply Keys acquired Jesus things are used to mixed venomous Medusa Patrick danger in tier one Wallace that was a miserable fight ah what are the military supply here we go whoa starting military knife let's go oh let's go when using this weapon game moderate toughness boost I can use some shock for this not gonna bother you can also use some of this not gonna bother I'll just keep it as is for now I'll tell you one thing I am immediately tired of all of the slo-mo there's way too much [ __ ] slow-mo hey Siri react can you turn it off that's a good question I don't know her loyal subjects maybe maybe you can I haven't looked whoa I'm coming this is goat pen again this is where I killed everyone earlier things resubmedazzy move please I don't have the goat pin master key even though I killed like everybody here that's crazy I'm here what do you need help with Thanksgiving Blazer private jet Chopper jet pack sorry darling but how can I be a father not surprised Odell Beckham's on that list makes the bits Universal top trending girl in the juicy flesh what the [ __ ] ing video about it uploaded for sure this time uh I gotcha you're one of them influencer types um [Music] to save our butts from La oh Jesus Christ plan wise that's [ __ ] massive right is it's pretty it's hard to get good footage while killing Corpses oh [ __ ] idea please recent Marco Polo [Music] Style and I get Crystal Clear shots Little Miss Styles you had me back there at flying zombie guts [ __ ] this is like actual Saints Row dialogue holy [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh you [ __ ] and no no yeah let's beat the uh stuffer note of these gobschlands Jesus is thank you oh not you oh it's gonna be so [ __ ] tedious okay stand up stand up stand up uh [ __ ] damn it I don't think that counted there but I got it oh [ __ ] one million do I have to do it on the roof damn it I think the bits Almighty yeah I I got the name there and it didn't count yield oh [ __ ] it's my first death yeah it has to be on the roof I think move foreign [Music] underneath the bed burning ate the dead eh looks a bit Almighty all burnt burning eight there's one can you just get in the fireplace thank you oh God two more [Music] [ __ ] I missed they've all been burninated let's go let's go [Applause] foreign [Music] [Music] wow I'm lucky [Music] [Music] foreign all right damn it are you still alive [Music] hold for suggested bits Jesus Christ we're done he's got that sweet butt over here holy [ __ ] can I call you bestie oh God oh my God arm you [Music] deadly but how about we cork the Shoppers until we're all out of hella huh that's still plan a but no reason I can't raise my name value too not that either is happening without a stable internet connection well you can go fix that and come first head to Emma Jones mansion and tell him down he sent you like Nobel Peace prizes for our life-saving documentaries I love the Moxie but best you work with what you just got can't be famous if the zombies get you first I do need to edit this if we only get one video it has gold behind my back that was [ __ ] Epic yes sir I had something called Wrecking Ball shatter their defenses it weakens on these hey oh [ __ ] okay we'll see how that goes it seems pretty good God damn doesn't knock them down but oh yes it does oh no I just one shot it all right we take those can't climb that oh I'm home hey pack your bags it's time for us to get out of hella go away I cheer up I've made contact are they coming to rescue us no we need to go to them like there's a doctor in Santa Monica we what's this way looks like my blood's good for more than absorbent alcohol might even save our whole species really now don't be jealous this doctor needs me to make a vaccine you're my plus one well sounds like you're the star of the show now break a leg I could make it alone no bother but with Sam and everyone else here it would be a lot safer we'd all make it out together there's no way he's made that very clear Sherlock I can't but you could bat your eyelashes Adam and pack your bags come on I'm not a total egomaniac I don't know why you think Sam would risked everything for me it's a mystery but it's obviously our sort of a tit for you he had his chance then wouldn't it be tasty to see him come crawling off do you know this is too big I'm not doing anything till I talk to Michael I'm surprised he hasn't stuck his nose in already then looks like I'm off to find him just think about Sam on his knees New Slayer Slaughter yourself and I'll just forgive everything where's the car is this Carlos yeah all right I got a lot of money here also got some [ __ ] to sell you not my rake though I like my rake maybe my rake actually now that I look at it yeah you know what else I eat my rake why am I selling it actually I can just scrap it which is going to be infinitely more useful things are the bits Manda in the Reese of duckiest everything else I'm just gonna keep like this you got anything interesting for me Carlos by chance a pike that's not bad you got a lot of parts too huh thanks you're some Jerry I never said Mike Charlie's butt did a tutor when he saw Carlos I heard it from hard farter brother you need help you need to find the Lord or something but godspeed to you what a grind I think there's some Doughboy nothing to say to me Elizabeth I'm not gonna say to me Sam where are you hiding Mikey he's probably about to hang himself in his room or something this guy's going through it Curtis huh he's a tier one Metallica and the prime hog beef is wrong go down here take the stairs on the right being here Michael two what oh girl after everything he's done for her no that's it this time we had Emma don't wait just a minute can you not just tell me where Michael is gone out there Michael oh well what did you expect he was a supporting lead and he's doing salmon suddenly poof he's written out Curtis where's he now get off me somewhere I don't know to get her to notice him again you mean he's addicted to being a doormat for Emma anytime that slapper throws a fish hey you don't get to talk about her okay you know nothing about Emma okay okay Jesus [ __ ] sake I've gotta find him why'd you kid apparently we need him that is we do we need everyone I wonder if he would he took his kiss to his place in the Hills then that's me off to the Hills moves in some really [ __ ] mysterious ways sometimes oh he's breaking my melt he really is okay well sooner I'm off sooner I'm back and I will pray for Michael so Charming what a lovely woman all right I'm coming Michael on my way right but if you find any I got divs on the big one no problem no problem I'll fix it that's what I do sounds good Ronnie what the [ __ ] why do you start talking to people right when I'm leaving don't comprendale in Spanish okay no guns that I'm out foreign I'm not gonna bother killing him they're so [ __ ] tanky coach face coaches car keys laughs this is a great combo where's coach's car this is your car you rent a U-Haul man you can't climb [ __ ] in this game holy Lord thanks YouTube Jeremy mind if I squeeze on by fellas do you think you can take me try it they're killing themselves I'm not doing [ __ ] really oh my God the other one's coming this is certainly not worth okay okay okay okay how are you still alive brother rice don't get my way don't die where is coach's car oh [ __ ] my car's probably not parked in here okay pardon me again guys Beverly Hills does anyone know if I I really want to open coach's car is it here is in Beverly Hills is it Prime darling yeah I'm sure I'll come back to this area anyway I don't feel like [ __ ] waiting around for it you said mister ah glorious day sun is shining and all the neighborhood zombies are out playing with their friends hopefully not including their new friend Michael okay I think the resub king and the prime pixel there it is Michael's Place yeah I saw it hey man they're higher level than me what ah Grant someone left me a little snack Mentor Hollywood careers undressed by Michael Anders this better not be that shite locked soundtracks the keys so where are they there was a struggle so ah knocked from the hook please don't be dead please don't be [ __ ] well he's not bleeding out here at least maybe he went to that Jesse's place I need her address just a map of some movie loss so many chefs knives those kitchen knives come in handier Mikey what the shite is this thing and it's all ordered by surname this is Roxanne Quan this is there studying could you tell her to be back here by eight I don't want her to miss the party um probably the best you don't come though after you know okay bye all right spice delicious and Elijah in the tier one meep [Applause] in the resub ball skin oh sorry zombie party's over I'm not a zombie Pizza hey do you have pizza of course I do now let us in uh yeah well if I open this door a whole load of zombies might rush in and I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing then why have you left the gate wide open oh yeah well having this big party right and some of the guys not me were riding on a gate and I broke it now there's a whole bunch of spares in the garage but it's like full of riffraff fine I'll get closing in A Lash killer I'll hit the garage button you bounce the party crashes and fix things up and then dude Mikasa is is uh your car hey Roxy we got company find your jeans oh it's my underwear sure and there's a poke in Darwin's eye man's got a Hank Hill ass party God damn it man okay okay okay this has been fun boys but I should close that gate now foreign big speed run on that one looking good amazing Prime frogs oh there's another gate is in there foreign [Music] what the [ __ ] I got comboed out of this world there that guy [ __ ] me up Jesus how do I skip this uh sorry zombie party's over not a zombie party's over hell yeah fighting music I can jam to this looking good looking good okay okay okay this has been fun boys but I should close that gate now oh you low profiled it thanks urisa Wally all right how are you still alive that was so unlucky yikes a stolen sword huh that it goes with my outfit I just said that ah genius hey were you getting the pizza or were you fighting zombies in the yard feeding Pizza to the zombies all right pizza no pizza sorry man big evacuation party you know oh [ __ ] we gotta get to the Evac Roxy Roxy hey babe no time to sleep we gotta evacuate hey Jessie packed your [ __ ] we're going evoc was ages ago oh my [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [Music] boom gods are wasted slept through another alarm hey at least we got supplies for a few months you have that much food on hand food Focus your useless paragraphs I'm looking for Michael Anders what do you want with that stiff they don't get along you don't call the lead singer of gods and whiskey has been damn right the correct term is was Green dead fiend if you keep it up okay okay Jesse might know oh she's not here huh I'm not getting that feeling of disapproval hmm another note Dear Mother if you must have sex at three in the morning please can you refrain from moaning and screaming quite so loudly that was you say she's gone up the hill to help a friend you let her princess thanks Roxy hey she's smart she's in med school [Music] I'll find her oh cool looks like we're gonna have the place to ourselves no hey come on she's gonna be okay they're going to find her come on let's like plan and [ __ ] yeah play to our strengths plan then let's see this note then not that I think you might so she's hanging out with these construction workers oh yeah they were renovating one of the big houses up the hill and the cruel all right I'm on it I might as well scrap this it's gonna be no good in there no snacks like the first house in the game that doesn't have an abundance of snacks that's on the game it's just a very very generic zombie game ah in a good way I mean if you like zombie games you probably like this one Ubisoft type of game no it's just like a very standard cut and dry zombie game so far it's not doing anything different or no one told me anything unique about it at all it's just fine being like average what the [ __ ] why am I getting okay it's because I keep hitting this pole huh foreign [Applause] Jesse must have used this ladder to get up and and threw it back down Becker traps oh was there a trap there I didn't even see it smart friends that girl has oh Jesse Mr construction and Co anyone hey Gore is pretty cool yeah yeah they they actually put like some care into the gore which is nice agreed okay now what hey people I could be done thanks every sub puck listen it's Cobalt is the combat any good again it's just very generic it's not like bad it's just like the most cookie cutter [ __ ] ever what's up I don't even know why I'm gonna bother killing this guy but I'll do it oh God damn it oh help anyone I'll be there soon Jesse and just calm down foreign I'm here Jesse was fun while it lasted we're glad you showed up nope don't really want to upgrade anything yet I was trying to loot Jesse zomba's Cotillion that's the Connecticut mixombers of course grounded over not being dead it's my favorite quality in a person know where he is on his way to Monarch Studios the movie loss why he had to get something important so I made a lot of noise to distract all the zombies and Michael snuck through the gate to the studio Access Road my plan was to hang out with construction guys till the zombies got bored and left the construction guys who are all zombies well obviously I didn't know about that they were fine yesterday things change quick around here listen I was sent by your ma she's worried about you oh they regain Consciousness did they you know she was perfectly sensible before she met Ricky now it's like trying to keep a couple of wasted teenagers alive lucky they've got mother Jesse to look after them huh hmm I just hope Michael comes back I miss having someone intelligent to talk to I'll walk you back to your door if you like darling I'm pretty sneaky when Michael's not gonna lump thing along next to me you can get going fair play to you good luck see you there Jesse I have to go back the way I came stuff probably do there's a small fall does so much damage this will probably just kill me mm-hmm what if I go around how did this do less damage than falling from like here down usually it's doing like 250 on a fall I think is Theresa Isaac and Mary gunpowder huge Oh I thought that would activate it okay missing Jesse's beats huh God damn oh hello passcard I want to kill Max in old school RuneScape one more Slayer level an 850k away all right foreign tourists knew I should have come on a weekend nice Mika merry basic and tier one death blossom okay I climbed up uh I don't know is there a water can that I missed somewhere oh huge how are you still alive brother things are recent clouds and clay and Kirby [Applause] excuse me some purple wait what no this is right whoo yeah hey babe all right look looking good surely it's saved there right because I think I'm gonna go work out eat and then just be back on later Things Are resub Ash doll I'm sure it saved right I had to I just fast traveled there's no way and if it didn't save then [ __ ] it who cares story Pro wait what story Quest progress I'm seven of 24. wait there's only 24 story missions in the whole game wait is that right how long is this game it's about a six to eight hour game ah well yeah it's really that's a lot shorter than I thought it'd be just talking about a game about the Hop Off Dead Island two is it good that's all right how does it compare to one I didn't like one so it's kind of about the same it's just really generic do you like this one more probably yeah why are you getting off I'm gonna eat and then work out wow you don't like it that much no but I'm gonna finish it see if it gets any better hello jet all right thanks for tuning in new Subs welcome board sub means a lot thanks for subbing enjoy the emotes I'll see you later tonight have a good afternoon see ya foreign 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Length: 193min 6sec (11586 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 22 2023