moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Jan 3rd, 2022 [Bully]

uh no pre-notification game oh have i seen the crash twin sanity speed run no i haven't i don't think i've seen any of the crash bandicoot runs to be honest is the crash twinsanity one that good i'll look it up bully's been great needs a sequel did i play metroid dread no i did not think the prime hoxson gusso ninja cat apparently rockstar was supposed to show bully 2 at the game awards according to what best game of 2021 uh either psychonauts 2 where it takes 2 were my favorite isn't this the game that got banned in some countries i don't know i don't see why it would is it tier one baguette thanks to the gifts of dabsburg no i don't think rockstar will ever release something that's not gta again i think red dead 2 is the last one it's going to be only gta out from now on i imagine from them just makes them too much money red dead three was confirmed was it lazy tier one padagon stream later tonight uh probably i guess it depends on how long it takes me to beat these two i'm a little over halfway in bully and i'm right at the end on inscription things they receive yogurt reynold and the gift sub zeld is the prime titanic in tier one john what's bully about you go to a school where there's a bunch of bullies and you're the alpha that's about it so far these are the bits of joe the game slaps i didn't play it like back in oh six so this is my first playthrough i really thought i did but none of it seems familiar so i don't think i ever did play it he's a prime neighbor holds up really well i was banned in brazil from 2008 to 2016. damn they missed out you do the full playthrough well yeah i'm a little over halfway so i don't know how much longer it'll take but then after that i'm going to finish inscription since i'm right at the end there's a prime neighbor and recent popsicle narisa lindvisk these give some sweet stuff in the resemble lizard i wonder if bully 2 is actually happening probably not he's a prime froggy patter in the bits hyoxin and recep glutzy give some john let me give some tap bully has five chapters and boss battles towards the end are really good yeah i looked up how many chapters there were we're just over chapter three thanks to the resub wolfie zizzle and snow the bits khazar resub dash of trash yep a bit of an early stream i wanted to finish these two games these are resubplex you playing alden ring when it comes out of course one of my most anticipated games this resub glucose marie sub at nikki and west and he's a tier one biggie cheese am i excited for stalker 2 i was until i started talking about like nfts apparently stalker 2's nft heavy or something like they're integral to the game or some [ __ ] i don't really remember there's something about that though they cancelled bnfts oh hey huzzah exhibits movie and tier one auto and the resub flying penguin theresa pink loyad i've heard bullies getting a remake uh if the gta remasters anything to go by it's nothing to be excited about rockstar just passes it off the mobile game companies so i don't think it'd be like a really awesome remake or anything you better study the maps you can play this game correctly i spent 15 minutes before bed learning all of europe's countries and capitals and i can place them all on the map now completely worthless aside from trivia and filling out blank maps but i did it thanks to the resub randy chillin and leroy the bits dragon there you said kristoff the prime von kolk life and tier one eating the resub blicky and prime emu dab and tier one corporal coochie recent stalker and prime costa totally worth it it was totally worth it i'll tell you what all right i've been playing i'm giving it a minute we've just started it's early i don't want anyone to miss the lore here's the wreath of johnny in the bits ozark new tier one cis love me maybe you need a blank map to finish the game if i do i'm gonna really [ __ ] crush it i can do all of it now watch this france capital paris spain capital madrid portugal capital lisbon united kingdom capital london ireland capital dublin iceland capital raj radkick rap chavic whatever then you got the little goofy ones andorra capital andorra lavale monaco capital monaco luxembourg capital luxembourg belgium capital brussels netherland capital amsterdam denmark capital copenhagen germany capital berlin switzerland capital burn italy capital rome austria capital vienna czech republic capital prague poland capital warsaw slovakia capital bratislava slovenia capital al jubal jhana hungary capital budapest romania capital buca pest croatia capital zagreb bosnia capital sarajevo serbia capital belgrade montenegro capital praderica albania capital toronto macedonia capital skopje uh greece capital athens turkey capital istanbul bulgaria capital sophia moldova capital chisinau uh ukraine capital kiev belarus capital minsk russia capital moscow estonia capital tallinn latvia capital riga lithuania capital vilnius finland capital helsinki sweden capital stockholm norway capital oslo turkeys and cara oh sorry i i didn't yeah istanbul's here turkey's here i got the capital wrong you're right i got one wrong takes 15 minutes to learn that and now i'll be great at trivia here's the resub captain kid nicholas tsubaki and cryo in the prime of fraga it's your short term memory well i did it right before bed so it's been nine hours and i still remember it now i can finally finish the game you'll forget it in two days i mean probably i'm never going to use it except for trivia these are the 10 gift subs cramped hold on thanks to tier one emerson in tier one seven and recent spoonie and dante thanks to the batana hope you had a good new year heck soy oh my god sorry i got your name wrong thanks to the bits thanks to resub denzel theresa dark shadow and jack marie sub p star in tier one balzac oh there you are jimmy i'll make this quick your mom has sent you a christmas present just great i know you are very lucky your mom is so nice you may go now when he looks into my eyes i just get offered we speed running no i wasn't planning on it i think zuri sub thickness i think's a prime spaghetti [Music] how many episodes of one piece do you recommend before sleeping i imagine most people are like me and fall asleep during one so probably only need one [Music] hey hey hey kid i didn't say i don't like one piece it's fine okay this puts me to sleep you want a kick in the balls i'm sorry get it i'm just a little down on my luck i mean one year i'm living in greenland with a bossy of elves it's a talking reindeer next i'm getting treated like a drunken fool thrown out of the north pole and puts it work in a dump of a town like this okay man now you're kind of creeping me out why why why does everyone say that to me whoa i can't imagine i mean the other kid who's that kid from harry potter dudley that's kind of what jimmy looks like now that i had to give him that stupid haircut [Music] you're just like him little red bully hold on which they're tough kids damn it got the rich kids from fancy school like you molly caught a little love these boys like you yeah that's me [Music] he's the prime master is that keep me mad i can't take it no more what happens tonight pot oh hey listen man where are these kids over there somewhere i don't even know why i'm gonna bother you can't even pay us jimmy's gotten too soft now nice cypher [Music] how's the game holding up four years after release really good i think the game [ __ ] slaps hold on one second i just missed the call i'll be right back all right yeah hopefully is that usually for email thanks for subscribing the gift sub hyoxin aaron and zygote those [Music] jesus man i have to really lob these things [Music] [Music] there we are now we're cruising [Music] it didn't hit [Music] clean hey whoa hey easy thanks is it prime schneebler theresa zebra the prime weirdo three sub infinite oh whoa well good luck with those reindeer you maniac oh he did give us 20 was any homeless just stole 20 from that man's corpse nice it's the only mission i had can i skate yep [Music] this is a brother larry my next mission come up [Music] you get a scooter apparently i can go get that from the carnival right with 100 tickets i don't really need it i get travel around pretty fast as is [Music] maybe if i beat someone's ass it'll unlock a mission no but now he knows who the boss is [Music] i'll make an enemy out of everyone here oh this guy's even giving me backup [Music] well i don't want to go do that prep challenge that's that's that's the god-awful sumo game i don't want to do that but i have nothing else to do i guess i could sleep though i don't think that's the key either makes the resub rivet and it gives some teeth oh i can't even sleep yet what do i do just dick around until something comes up okay yeah i'll just go to the carnival then jesus i'm not doing the prep challenge i'll tell you right now that sumo game takes like [ __ ] two hours you have to do the sumo challenge last night people said i don't have to so do i or don't i i already did the box i did all the boxing the one that's left is the sumo thanks a recipe okay well we'll do it i guess [Music] the challenges are optional they're only for unlockables that's what i thought but we'll do it anyway this is absolute garbage though but [ __ ] it yeah i already did the boxing one this is the nerd one what's going on sir there's a bit squeak all right time for some fun let's see some penis [Music] um [Music] thanks for five gift subs apri appreciate the generosity thanks to three sub navy and tier one hot lava man i already did the cutscene i've already seen it [Music] i don't skip [ __ ] but i saw it all last night this is perhaps the worst mini game in any game i've ever played it just goes on for so long i have to get over a thousand pounds [Music] i'm like super impressed [Music] [Music] you can kiss boys in this game i know [Music] i've been kissing everyone thanks to recep dilly [Music] 700 more pounds to go [Music] oh close call [Music] thank you recep thresh [Music] oh god 600 more pounds [Music] what inspired you to play bully chat voted on it last night [Music] [Music] i had no choice there 500 more pounds there's a resub dummy [Music] there's a prime ruler oh that was dangerous what a madman damn it [Music] okay i can't wait to be done with this god-awful mini-game [Music] well i gotta click in runescape okay thanks a bit austin that's great to hear austin and thanks to prime zombie holy [ __ ] under 300 [Music] that was very close unlucky i can't choke now i guess i gotta play it safe [Music] [Music] we're so close [Music] oh it spawned a rotten soup right underneath right under that oh god this mini game is so long it can't even loop the music why are you doing that oh my god that was scary last one just in case making sure okay now i can just die to puffer puffer fish right or do i have to like quit out i'm pretty sure i can just suicide on the puffer fish and be done since i beat it mind your own beeswax thank god never have to do that again exit prime halo oh cool all right oh that was [ __ ] awful ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins i always said i'd give my bottle rocket launcher to whoever beat fatty's high score here take it seems like a good item kick it [Music] ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins this might be useful now i can go do some new moves as well because of the transistor huge jimmy can you play me nah [ __ ] that guy all right uh [Music] i guess i'm just go to the carnival try and get the scooter how's the runescape grind going good i'm gonna hit 99 thieving today that was pretty quick come here thanks recep dave evo [Music] just spam hammer mini game and you'll get 100 tickets easily is hammer the fastest people were saying the um god what was the other one the one further back was faster no main mission story in chapter early chapter three okay let's just grab the scooter then move oh my god i'm gonna beat your ass just move god damn it oh my lord they're hitting hard god dammit i don't know why she couldn't just move make it easy for me these are the bits avery god dammit do you have any mods installed to fix the game or no no just base steam doesn't work super well but it's enough to be playable i don't have my tickets anymore i see do you think there's a dmca wave coming soon because of the react meta dmca is for music what hollywood will probably do is something much more strict but yeah i think it's on its way these are subwhisper how come you aren't doing the podcast what what do you mean there's no podcast today [Music] dmca is not just music isn't it pretty sure dmca was just music right the digital millennium's copyright act oh whoops thanks recep cosby it's not oh it's all digital media though there's a reset asses what is happening my first like thousand a press is not going through now all of a sudden i'm not hitting jackpot there's a recent blazer you getting the scooter yeah have you played crisis yeah only the first one was good these are you some spitting bear how many tickets do i have [Music] he's a prime car douche and how much do i need for the scooter is it 100 75 okay well i'm not even close but nothing else to do might as well get it thanks to resub g meister and thanks for that denturius remember playing prototype i do missions are up now oh you're right they did just come up god damn they're far away it might be faster just to get arrested whose ass do i want to beat to get arrested actually i should beat the cop himself come here [ __ ] coward jesus i actually can't just fight this man straight up but there we go he's a bottle rocket i'm saving it it's probably not infinite ammo thanks arie sub v-neck hey kid it's me hey pops remember me oh great it's the crazy lunatic what was that oh nothing mister hey i'm you know 10 o'clock right oh yeah right santa claus how could i forget we met a few times when you crept into my bedroom when i was asleep as a kid then only more recently when you were drunk under a bridge yeah i know you can get the go-kart but it seems kind of worthless [Music] i can just get the scooter seems easier there's an imposter going around claiming he's me he's ripping people off by posing for santa pictures and charging for it that's my money if you take care of this impostor then i could take what's rightfully mine and cut you in on the action of course what do you say well i wasn't expecting much in my stocking this year so why not that's a spirit good man time to murder someone i guess [Music] oh [ __ ] oh god easy man the comp isn't even stopping me anymore it's like cheering me on oh [ __ ] these are tier one grim it's gonna be kind of hard to like speed run all of that [Music] maybe i can try sniping it with a bottle rocket might be a little easier [Music] oh it's only because i hit santa oh [Music] oh you're right they really don't care about me just destroying the whole display [Music] [Music] how do i destroy the castle [Music] where's my bottle rocket [Music] ah [ __ ] why aren't the cops protecting me oh [ __ ] [Music] how do i destroy the castle [Music] there we go [Music] things are tier one solo demon there we go [Music] ain't no stopping jimmy hold on thanks for that man and appreciate the tier one grim oh i only got to do one mission son of a [ __ ] [Music] where's my bottle rocket though damn i really should have used that [Music] oh that's right he the cop arrested me i actually totally forgot about that yeah i completely forgot whoops i'll have to get it from my room again i guess there's a prime fox thanks kid okay now let's train i was just looking for one of those all right this time this isn't even a new move i use this in boxing like a thousand times do you give some cope don't forget you bring me a transistor when you come back [Music] hey blackwatch did you like this game i'm liking it yeah i never played it when it came out [Music] so where's my bottle rocket going here probably not it's just outfits right yeah no i didn't play the warriors rockstar game i just had to go all the way back to the nerd clubhouse for it oh wait no there was [Music] wow you straight up killed that guy [Music] nice that's how we [ __ ] do it baby [Music] exit prime goldberg and the resub johnny and razer [Music] he didn't like me firing that bottle rocket he's a prime fiddler we played prototype too yeah it was significantly worse than prototype one oh jimmy i didn't like it nearly as much all over for you why miss peters what's the matter well you know how tonight is our christmas pageant right it's kind of a pagan spiritual age-appropriate loving thing we've got going on here it's all about letting go and being really unself-conscious sounds like heaven miss great well we are about to go on stage in a couple of minutes but our lead percussionist has appendicitis oh that sucks guess it's going to be a rhythm free pageant this year no i've been planning this packet for is it tier one kismus i have hand sewn the costumes i stayed up for days painting the backdrop for the stage i've called on the good spirits to watch over us parents are now waiting in the auditorium uh so what do you want me to do about it you have to get up on that stage and play you have to say chris christmas pageant are you serious group participation in a pokemon isn't your one kf tv or the tier 2 kftb no what are you appreciative no you have to help me unless you plan on failing my course what not your pistachio joking right oh come on the only boys my age who like that kind of stuff end up dancing in musicals or working for hollywood please do i look like i'm joking you want another f boy okay okay i'll do your stupid pageant you know for a hippie you're a real bully ma'am peace and love jimmy oh and there's one other thing you'll have to wear this oh now i know you're joking oh come on miss peters this is the kind of thing i'll have to talk to my therapist about when i'm older have a heart i'll look like a complete [ __ ] in front of the whole school well in my opinion you look like the hero who saved the christmas pageant yeah well it's not your opinion i'm worried about you'll be fine all right time to get wild i think the 10 gift subscribe thanks for the generosity thank you and now for a real holiday treat i give you the tier 1 [Laughter] [Applause] it's like kabuki theater christmas depends on you thank you hey eunice [Music] oh baby i'm cruising [Music] give me a real challenge through the fire and the flames on the xylophone please [Music] i know this one [Music] pump yeah i brought these gifts for you [Music] we're approaching the climax there's there's a bash [Music] we're going through every christmas song ever made i mean max's probably grandma got run over by a reindeer [Music] man full combo [Music] oh there's no way there's more jesus christ we're doing the entire mariah carey christmas album [Music] thought they could trip me up with that going double time [Music] easy [Music] sneak put someone in the trash can and it glitches you to fly that sounds amazing really come here no no i'm sorry come here [Music] [Music] that didn't work how do i do it [Music] oh it has to be outside there's a prime david you have to sneak and throw them let's recep droogie here we are again please get out your sketchbooks [Music] oh we got a lot on that what unlucky i actually i didn't think that could hit close whoo clean run veronica vaughn very nice that was great ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins so i have to sneak put someone in the trash can to fly i just don't know how to do that does it have to be outside or no outside okay let me try is there even trash cans out here i've never thrown someone in a trash can out here there's one come here oh okay i can't grab her [Music] [Music] thank you i can't grab that little kid they have to be like roughly my size i get up junior get up [Music] is it snowing over here in florida i'm sure it will any day now get up oh [ __ ] i'm sorry that's not what i meant to do at all no miss click well it didn't work go up the stairs after you do it i see that did work let's go speed run strat is this actually like one of the speed run tech like part of the speed run because i can get just high enough to go over these maybe [Music] i need just a little more oh [ __ ] [Music] i'm going to clap i'm going to class con i'm in class i'm in the halls where's where's class oh it's jim just take me [ __ ] it just take me to class man i hope you enjoyed that as much as i did all right wimps it's time for some wrestling instruction i've been looking forward to this all week he's a prime unleashed my emerald rage my tender soul brush my tender souls [Music] nice [Music] [ __ ] stop [Music] oh i thought we were still doing this one [Music] was come here oh what a down combo yeah that like knee drop it seems kind of nuts things are so dark get to the top of the stair rails and go to the school parking lot there will be an option to leave if you hit any invisible wall there's a chance you can just walk around them nice that's pretty cool i did not play this when it originally came out oh whoops i was downstairs oh this is the one we failed last time because they [ __ ] scooted in at the very end through the door isn't it oh hey kid how do i learn uh great who's the lucky guy dr what the chemistry teacher ah i don't know what it is about that guy but every time i get a look at his bald head and manic eyes i go all gooey inside edna's such a sweetheart yeah it's true love is blind i sure hope so hey kid i need you to do me a favor dr watts doesn't actually realize that we're going on a date yet but we are and i need to get ready so can you get me ms phillips perfume from the staff room you know where that is right oh and i almost forgot some candy and some sedatives and for the sedatives don't buy them just look for them in the trash okay i can do that good god all right stop laughing at me move oh god oh actually that worked out really well because i had to move these uh scientists what a strut well that was unlucky they [ __ ] camped the door failed that again move what on [Music] earth now we're cruising don't you dare is the prime vitus you know you can spam jump and you won't be caught by teachers and police no i did not know that that's big though that'll be helpful thanks recep takushi i'm coming edna there's a prime mirials when i speed run this depends on the route i haven't seen the speed run for this but apparently there's cool glitches so maybe i can't wait to get out of it there we go easy i'm sorry to hear that scene and i hope you feel better soon hey now i got your stuff hey edna you old bat i got your stuff oh wow fantastic if i was 50 years older i'd date you myself ah thanks kid man she's looking good right here oh thanks i needed that i get so nervous before a date yeah well good luck edna hey kid wait i need you to do me a favor oh what the [ __ ] i just did yeah what's in it for me ha i won't spit in your food will you spit mr hat tricks if i say yes for you kid i'll do worse than spit okay what do you want i want to go on a nice date with dr watts don't you already yeah don't you already have the date scheduled well you know what you kids are like you see a beautiful couple out on a date and you're bound to do anything you said the world in the bits nos so listen i need you to watch out for me and keep those disgusting kids away i'm so tired of doing 40 jesus edna what's the average lunch lady salary god damn she's got deep pockets [Music] [Music] we'll just go straight i'm not changing my clothes i don't mind that they're laughing at me they'll regret it speedrun.com says the bully speed runs are over two hours i thought you only did short speed runs i do only do short ones i thought would like that flying glitch there'd be able to be some like crazy tech to skip most of the game but i guess not so then i won't be speedrunning bully [Music] thanks with brian aesthetic april hey you little face my asthma sir are you okay i just got robbed by a dorky kid and i'm having an asthma attack of course i'm not okay hey i'll tell you what i'll give you five bucks and some comics five no deal wreck it ralph you got a deal what it's a terrible deal oh and he's throwing dynamite oh [ __ ] why aren't the cops doing anything about this kid this is [ __ ] terrorism ah oh regular trends okay [Music] come back oh my god jesus christ this son of a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] god there we go a few more of those [Music] there we go got a couple good ones in there [Music] just one more gotcha [Applause] imagine bully 2 in college [ __ ] would go hard yeah be great i would love a bully too is that blinking red x where i'm supposed to go what what is that blinking red x is that where i just knocked the kid down [Music] it's my [ __ ] health i thought that was on the map oh i've never been low on health before damn that kid was [ __ ] me up i guess [Music] i mean he was throwing dynamite i need to kiss a girl quick [Music] thanks a recent nerd girl [Music] he's a prime shack [Music] man what the [ __ ] is that oh jesus why are people terrorizing this man's comic shop ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins arrest that kid [Music] oh what is happening at this car oh my god [Music] jesus christ this really is gotham city jesus i'm out [Music] might as well save while i'm here [Music] yeah well that didn't work [Music] there we go here's the prime dj smurf in the resub dj shack and the prime swerve [Music] [Music] big trick nope [Music] big trick nope all right let's ride oh rubber band hell still low yeah it should be fine though this is going to be one of those sniper missions i'm not gonna take damage [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] there we go easy i'm just gonna shoot everyone that's in this plaza full auto [Music] [Music] this the in-game music well yeah man it's not like my playlist [Music] get out of the plaza [Music] him baby god with me oh god damn it get away from her [Music] yeah i'll ban him in just a second jesus i have to protect edna's date first oh there we go chase got him [Music] oh no the visions are back get back foul feed oh come on gorgeous it's about time i show you what i know about chemistry damn she straight drugged him that's some cardi b [ __ ] nice work edna let's go 50 bucks god damn she's loaded ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins no wrong way well okay you know what the rubber bands are for yeah apparently the rubber band ball me [Music] hey chase girl's dorm to get a nut off you need jesus what am i learning today hopefully muay thai let's recent pharah [Music] and there's the bits sheedy in the resub lane don't forget [Music] ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins remember abandon boss i'm not gonna collect 75 rubber bands clean quick text message one second [Music] okay [Music] still no missions [Music] [ __ ] you playing 100 no god no i was spamming jump and i still got busted well well well what have we here if it isn't young hopkins again let's see what your rap sheet says it's prime dolph do you enjoy making people cry jimmy i'm getting worried about you i see the police had to bring you in go see the punishment prefect perhaps he can improve your attitude now go and think about what i've said oh look who's decided to join us today [Music] [Music] damn this soundtrack right now is kind of slapping [Music] thank you so patrick [Music] all right hopkins that's enough damn that wouldn't that did go very hard that soundtrack was nice no there's still no class i just heard the bell hello children welcome to the world of biology i hope you all have strong stomachs what am i doing use oh what a line what's the matter don't you like cutting things open take your time boy dissection is an art wow we're really getting in there seems like a pretty advanced dissection for 15 year olds there's recep oreo remember wins the race nice oh that smells great this is a big lesson patience come on jimmy you can't rush science the steady hands of a surgeon let's see if you can keep it up shall we you better be taking notes ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins there's nothing for me to do now [Music] just have to wait for the next class at one oh well my mission just popped up [Music] all right now we're in good shape should have plenty of time let me off god thank you some star wolf hey santa what's up well if it isn't my favorite little helper you want a smoke or no i forgot little goodie two shoes doesn't smoke so what are you up to this uh doesn't look like much of a workshop i know we gotta fix this dump up look there's some trash cans for the prime big gum or any junk that spawns this is a classy operation we gotta look apart oh come on man with your whiskey breath in your weird manner you just scream christmas spirit to me of course i do but this dumb needs to look nice you leave it to me mr claus there's a glitch that lets you pull out the spaceship from an arcade game into the real world and shoot people with it that's pretty intense [Music] [Music] [Music] i've got it all let's go okay man here's all the junk i could find nice going kid i think we're just prime jerome business oh by the way you brought a camera right yep i'm afraid the elves let me down this year yeah i kind of figured they would don't oh good day so-so good now go stand over there and make me i i mean us rich quick text message one more time hold on [Music] oh [ __ ] [Applause] well i thought that one looked good nice [Music] smile jesus little [ __ ] come on [Music] these are bits james let me give some squidward [Music] oh that was a real good one there's a prime can of pill [Music] oh [ __ ] she fooled me that was that was a really good move from her [Applause] [Music] how is that not smiling [Music] [ __ ] fooled again this is a tough boss battle there it is [Music] for that [Music] come on come on come on gotcha now we're millionaires [Music] i haven't seen this much though since my days at the track the track um yeah you know uh the the reindeer games and um the bits james hey i might be able to catch the last race gotta go kid here's your cut here's a prime gareth ain't no stopping 50 bucks that's a good cut [Music] who's the prime lux on so you came yep i bet you think i'm funny don't you a laughing stock not really i mean you dress a little weird but yeah and everyone is laughing at me all of you at me what are you talking about don't play dumb with me have you had her who are you talking about pinkie pet you have have you had what are you doing who lola that's what that [ __ ] i love no man she's cheating on me man i know she is no [ __ ] maybe it's killing me me dying over abroad oh man i know he's surprised him in the tier two james how do you know you find out for me i can't take the suspense look meet me some john madden your new coventry tonight we'll get evidence bring a camera and then we'll settle this once and for all whatever johnny let me do some downhill apparently this is faster than just sprinting they're clearly holding hands good photo yes oh [ __ ] didn't mean to do that good photo i'm killing it [Music] here comes the kiss [Music] oh [Music] damn that's rough johnny i hate to see that [Music] sorry guys [Music] i knew it i just knew it hey glad i could help johnny ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins oh well i'm here might as well help him again thanks recent xander what's this gourd kid got that i ain't got money nothing you think it's funny isn't that the whole thing you think me i know you're the king but my queen is a [ __ ] and now everybody's laughing at me well not anymore i'm not laughing good good kid you and me said buff we're gonna teach you i'm going to keep his dirty paws off my woman my queen get him to the abandoned building in new coventry behind union hall i'll be waiting there to school that little weasel why not just break up i never understood that mentality of if you're getting cheated on you get mad at the guy it's not his fault why am i being chased it kinda is not really if she was gonna cheat on you with one guy she was gonna cheat on you with a different guy like it doesn't matter like if she was gonna cheat she's gonna cheat that's on her it's not really like the dude's fault [Music] gotcha you know that [ __ ] hurt poor guy oh sorry sorry it depends on the guy if you know she has a boyfriend or not yeah i guess it depends on that that's fair but like in general though [Music] let me now you pay [Music] jesus christ oh my god full-on tony hawk pro skater now but i have nothing to throw i just have to oh [ __ ] god move i'm just gonna die here come on maybe i can try sniping got him with the full auto slingshot there we go clutch [Music] thanks johnny only 20 bucks jesus christ i see why lola chose gourd all that work for twenty dollars bro [ __ ] edna the lunch lady pays me more a lot of new missions [Music] [Music] oh there we go jumping does seem faster amigo i need your help they steal your dice amigo johnny and his goons were hassling me about algae that guy's gone i just helped johnny he thinks algae is trying to put the moves on his girl lg probably is and lola i know it's crazy everyone knows auntie likes blondes listen find algae and get him back here until johnny comes to his senses where is he i don't know i know he was working on a math project for hattrick with cornelius maybe he knows where algae is who cornelius you know the scrawny kid in the acting club he did an amazing juliet in the school play i think he has a 4.0 grade point average wow well i need to get the help i need to get health back oh hey come here it would make me feel less insecure oh i don't have any flowers to give sorry hey red thanks for the bits and yeah of course frederick don't make me i just helped johnny don't make me hurt him please let me go now [Music] oh wow he's far away all right i'll get a soda while i'm here [Music] 100 pure artificial flavor [Music] and get a bunch of flowers outside the girls dorm there while i'm here where [Music] it's a oh it's winter so you can't gotcha [Music] you beating scripture not yet damn that cop was really coming in hot these recent nonsense [Music] algae [Music] so chad honey listen it's just a hundred bucks oh that's nothing to a man of your means oh but lola i'd have to steal it off of my phone paula i thought that you mean that's so big i thought you liked me you said you did i do i really do some friend you turned out to be you must think i'm really cheap just a cheap [ __ ] well that's it no no no ridiculous women oh look at you both you're pathetic but i thought she liked me no i don't believe this you both better get over it listen we got to get out of here before johnny vincent sees you hanging out with his girlfriend algae you take the girl's bike chad you better pedal for both of us i get a feeling i'm headed for a fight there's a tier 1 capybara but but i was just helping lois honestly i'm so scared let's go team [Music] just eating it [Music] i don't know varys i just [ __ ] hit that old man with dynamite nice [Music] pedal faster chad whoa whoa damn i'm popping off who's left oh what was that i think we lost them good i'm getting tired give me a minute to catch my question peter man chad step on it [Music] the music's really good in bully it is like a tier one seth [Music] [Music] come on chad jesus christ [Music] charge your shots i have charged every single shot that's why they're going down in one hit what are you talking about if i wasn't it would take three see or two i guess [Music] i did he was about to get his dick wet too well thanks for all the help jimmy perhaps you could come over the observatory close [Music] ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins you're gonna go get the go cart why is the in-game cutscene dialogue so quiet i'm not really sure i think it's just part of the port it's a really bad port hey oh it's you is that any way to greet your new boss harrington well is it hmm uh no no what no sir that's better at ease girls listen boss those grease monkeys are making life very difficult for gourd that's because gord was showing one of their girlfriends a good time maybe tier one turned out to be father says leadership is about looking after those you lead he taught me that right before he laid everyone off so what do you want me to do send them a message all over their dirty little slump man i just helped johnny too because you're the boss exactly i'm the boss and i'll go send the message damn they use me they don't respect me it was come on gotta hurry up it's getting late jimmy's gonna go to sleep when did you finish cuphead uh well like four days ago god damn it exit bits hazy please well now it's glitched how did that even happen all i did was press y [Music] okay maybe that freed it nope well that's not good [Music] yeah let's see if i can make it reload [Music] ah oh don't do this [Music] yeah i'm [ __ ] i have to redo it now gotta love when emulation plays better than ports yeah it's a really dog [ __ ] port well maybe if i get busted uh it's gonna it'll cancel the mission go into a shop oh good call that might also do it [Music] okay [Music] i gotta redo it okay hold on one second i gotta send a message or give me just a second i'm gonna do something take a piss and then we'll be back hey oh hello [Music] i really love bunnies they're so nice so hi i really love bunnies they're so nice i think my shoes are too small [Music] hey you look nice bye-bye why did i come here [Music] the happiest days of your life whatever [Music] thanks aries subwoofing any upcoming games you might play well i play like every new release [Music] i have to go to sleep now mission's gone unlucky have fun at work dusty he's a prime chester there's a po box there's a command for it in the chat [Music] a resubziv or the prime's eve charlie yesterday oh no this looks like one of those games is gonna be rubbish what i never said that about this game [ __ ] you talking about i said it's gonna be one of those games when i could barely get it to work on stream because it's so old and the port's so bad you're talking about it being a bad port never said the game was gonna be bad what are you talking about is it tier one plays games i also don't think i've ever said rubbish in my life there's a prime boo bear and wizard why are you skipping the cutscenes i just well i just did that i failed the mission because the mission glitched there's a tier one guy who takes fat dabs in tier one original pal but i don't skip any new cutscenes or anything it's just we failed this mission a second ago he's a prime empress there's a poor man's gta i mean it's just a unique rock star game is all there we go this time it [Music] clever worked to the point great deals today hey thanks for your help holy [ __ ] [Music] beautiful has the port crashed on you yet it crashed i think once in the very beginning but i haven't had like a big crashing problem [Music] brilliant [Music] there we go somebody is going to get their freaking lights down did you know there's a no clip glitch in this game no i haven't watched the speed run for this it's a little long for me to speed run though these resub carter [Music] he's a prime dark blade and the resub sucks no you don't love is complicated that didn't seem complicated between you and that gordo kid i'm gonna kill him there's a lot more than just gordo we've been over that he's sweet but it was so innocent get off oh i love it when you get angry johnny i really do you're so beastial hey jimmy hey what are you doing here looking for you johnny at lola's house yeah be nice to each other you know what i like about you two you're both so straight you don't even know me lola what are you talking about to judge so fast ain't no one fast like me really so you could beat jimmy in a race i heard he was pretty fast this little twerp give me a i'm super fast like i'm nuts challenge i just love challenges they make me so excited okay mom [Music] whatever i guess look at these suckers a wheel ain't a wheel without no chance against johnny and his boys i'm so bad jesus oh my god what the [ __ ] was that okay out of my way kids let me show you how real man does it that just won me lolo right then and there getting laid on the spot yep there's a recep jojo appreciate it all right this guy's kind of zooming [Music] how far in the game are you uh over halfway lisa five give subs lane carter and tier one inner shine and resub volusion [Music] i see i went the wrong way well time to catch up i'm so fast cheating huh cheating huh pathetic still wasn't enough to stop me and i clicked in runescape no xp waste get out of here took a sharp corner bang easy because i'm nuts god this is a long one holy [ __ ] just let it end oh my god we're still going there we go all style jimmy you won well of course my bike was in tune right i'm going to head to the shop and do some work on it more bike talk i'll meet you guys later all right whatever lola oh what [Music] right in front of him jesus great hey wow [ __ ] power move whoever rides the bike the fastest gets to [ __ ] cool [Music] damn stolen girl right in front of them i literally went over there to help him and then ended up stealing his girl thanks theresa josh hope you're doing well oh [ __ ] [Music] next does come out on the fifth i don't know though i don't think i'll do it on day one because i still want a max i only have four skills left hey good looking what's up you're so angry he's a brian you've got a softer side haven't you caused enough trouble that's not fair i'm a nice girl i'm nice to everyone no everyone hates me look i'm sorry well okay but now johnny and his boys won't even speak to you yeah i cooked them get really jealous right in front of you you've been kissing another boy it wasn't like that i'm not like that okay but i left all my things in the abandoned tenements where they hang out my address book my keys my perfume my lipstick even my laundry everything panty raid no i've got nothing i don't have much money that's too bad maybe you could get them back for me you want me to steal your stuff back from a bloodthirsty mob of angry grease balls i'd be very grateful jimmy very grateful okay god damn it so much sliding on the skate okay it's not worth it [Music] thanks the resub dobsicle [Music] a lot of chaos going on here [Music] how do i how do i even get there nice resub juice in tier one mafic no i missed the radio [ __ ] there's a recent specter in tier 1 nukey [Music] i don't feel like fighting all of them why do they live here it was a [ __ ] haunted condemned building [Music] pretty cool i guess [Music] okay let me grab ah stop let me grab this one first and i'll come down [Music] he's a prime viewer oh [ __ ] oh god damn wait this guy's kind of kind of strong wait this guy's like actually going nuts okay i just have to wait okay what the [ __ ] i come knock out this wall oh yeah i do still have this oh [ __ ] [Music] it's not a lot of damage but it's all i can really do guys that's gotta be frustrating why isn't he tiring himself out anymore gotcha idiot we'll see okay can't break that one understood [Music] what the [ __ ] oh okay okay [Music] better collect that can't afford to just jump down even though i don't think it would let me easy game oh cool i got all six radio transmitters i just got to be careful i'm not going to skateboard i'm not taking any chances just going to slow roll it here's the prime tom in the resub bahi [Music] [Music] i'll take that it's on the other side of this wall okay okay taking the real long way around i guess [Music] well [Music] oh my god jesus [Music] kids in this town much better than gta 3 in san andreas i don't know if it's necessarily better than like santa andreas or gta 3 but it's just different you got something on your lips nice wasn't that great that was amazing ain't no stopping jimmy hopkins what's your problem now if you really cared about me you'd fight for me first of all i'm not sure i really didn't know and second oh what do you think that was free that's pretty hardcore me gord fights for me johnny well he certainly fights for me in fact they're all about to fight for me right now everyone apart from you who's fighting tad and all the rich kids are coming here to fight johnny and his boys all because of me i'm like helen of troy so there's gonna be a big fight a winner take all sort of thing cool yes everyone's involved apart from you i'm helen of troy and you're more interested in boys call troy whatever see you later [Music] oh my god the chaos the city's in ruin this guy's a little confused [Music] oh god he's on a bike well there's no [ __ ] way i'm gonna catch him oh this doesn't even connect [Music] it's a good steal a cop car [Music] oh never mind it wasn't a chase [Music] god stop okay you guys are kind of going in i'm having a really hard time getting multiple [Music] oh my god okay these guys are going [ __ ] nuts [Music] [Music] why i'm stuck there we go finally one on one [Music] jesus [Music] those guys kind of went wild on me that's the most damage i've ever taken in a fight who won me jimmy hopkins that's who who won you who jimmy hopkins that's right ladies me who's the prime random daddy now you treacherous little snake you think you're tough huh you don't need any more of this johnny you laugh at me you turn on me yeah get it on with that harlot who i i love why do you still love her destroy you she's [ __ ] every man in this town even homeless santa claus no big deal we can all be friends you're done kid finished well that just insta killed me get out of here what what the [ __ ] was that oh scripted i thought it was because of my low health [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] why are the cops chasing you for all they know you got mugged true [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] oh i didn't damn it i keep accidentally doing that when i go to click in runescape oh oh you got a pipe [Music] oh [Music] oh what a dodge oh god [Music] can i use that oh big soda pickup how do i turn that on there's a dude up there who's like holding it down i can't what how the [ __ ] do i get his bike up there or activate that oh maybe like free game ah get away from it [Music] it's bugged okay good [Music] i'll just kill him with slingshot hold on i gotta click in runescape so [Music] yeah slingshot's best weapon in the game it feels outplayed sorry johnny hey good work up there by the way guy i told you i was the daddy i'm in charge you do what i say all right i give up you can have her who what are you talking about johnny lola you win she's yours this has nothing to do with her man i don't care you can keep that [ __ ] for yourself ooh you don't want her then why did you do this why'd you fight just to prove you're tougher than me that's right and don't you or your boys forget it i'm tougher than you so maybe now you'll stop bullying everyone you work for me now oh man name's the prime red link the resub nasu i'm starting to feel pretty good about chapter four i've just taken control of two of the school's worst cliques but i know there are bigger problems just around the corner probably of course pituitary glands and brains the size of peace the thing is pete now that i'm cool i'm not sure we can be friends anymore what i'm messing with yeah real funny jimmy well when you're done with this place a career on the stage awaits maybe maybe like a male stripper or something huh what shut the [ __ ] up pete so um what about gary i haven't seen him but whenever i hear somebody say i used to be a girl and had a sex change or that my mother slept with crabblesnitch to get me in here i think to myself gary what a jerk you don't even call me a dork well i guess he's not always wrong is that what you really think whatever jimmy you know i stand up for you and you still think i'm a dork you're a jerk and you're a dork so we're equal whatever i'm leaving when have you ever stood up for me pete what are you talking about watch where you're going what'd you do that for oh i'm sorry psycho did i hit your boyfriend yes psycho you're gonna try to kick our asses now no i think i'll do that more publicly i'm really scared right now really scared i take down linebackers every day pal whatever pretty boy you'll get yours yeah we'll see about that ouch go have some fun in the communal showers oh i just dropped my soap please pick it up for me losers i think we found some new people to have some fun with all right forgive me but i gotta go what do you say to me pete oh god sorry quick save thanks for your she shock [Music] i only have one mission oh i forgot i got that last radio i might as well learn the last move i may be a loser but at least i could lose their friends to hang out with whatever we wouldn't let you into our gang pete because you're weird weird look at you you've got a weak bladder hey but he almost got laid we got a plan to take over those jock scum hey jimmy hey so what do you say audrey how's your subscriber help you yeah think of everything i've done for you since i got here you you're like a bouncer we're a bit above helping people like you i mean get real duh p stain now you need my help forget it damn well you know what you got to do now don't you what beg no get to earnest he runs that click with a rod of iron you get him on your side and you got the rest of the meeting out of the palm i helped him win class president what the [ __ ] club no that would never work you got to show up who's boss you might be on to something see you later hey wait jimmy can i come for once oh no no no that's not oh son of a [ __ ] why wouldn't you just talk to me [ __ ] has he forgotten now nope just having an asthma attack let me apologize let me say sorry i wanted to handle that more peacefully but i didn't have a choice okay thank you [Music] oh my god look at the bottle rocket launcher that's gonna be tough they're strapped are you still trying did they build this or they take it over oh that better not be you algae i swear to god all right i took so much damage there oh what the [ __ ] okay okay wait the nerds are going nuts thanks for some skull am i supposed to kill that guy free aim i guess oh okay oh well that's rough second crash well now i can't get out i can't even access my task manager because my mouse is locked to the screen thanks theresa omnibus i hate when this kind of [ __ ] happens he's a tier one terror dragon control deletes just not gonna get my mouse because it's still stuck on the screen that was a control delete it just locks back into the game when an old game does this i usually just have to like keep spamming till it gets lucky this is the five gif subscribe thank you for that no i don't need to restart i need to open up like a new window what was the key for that again there we go got it it was win plus tab usually sub velkas and tier 1 kick leon makes the bits mink the [ __ ] raccoon i think it's a 10 year subs quickly on thanks for generosity man i may be a loser but at least i've got loser friends to hang out with whatever i get out of here jimmy he's at the observatory but don't tell him i told you all right that was quick thanks for your supreme now we're [ __ ] cruising saved an animation ruler tired yep that was super unlucky he [ __ ] insta killed me jesus what okay i guess i have to do the transformer first i was going to try and get the rocket launcher before doing that but i guess i don't have a choice holy [ __ ] the bits killer doll forget it hopkins you're not getting in without the next ninja okay didn't work that time there's research armadillo i'll grab it from this kid jesus just give me the bottle rocket okay [Music] alfonso the bits killer and the recent palpa meme oh that's too far away i think up there we go [Music] do i have to kill them yeah i don't think so no i guess i do oh god dammit [Music] all right let's ride damn these doors are tanky [ __ ] he's a bit ilia egg and the killer again oh i lost all of the nerd respect jesus ernest what are you doing give it up dork you work for me now you're pathetic you've defeated my weakest compadres you've just met your match i want us to be friends i need your help i've had friends like you the kind who treat you like dog muck on their shoes no thanks you're some smoker my brains against your brawn welcome to hell jimmy hopkins yeah i have chicken legs so what oh god not another one you'll never take me alive [Applause] okay that was stupid i don't know what i was thinking what the [ __ ] ah what else am i supposed to flip what they both flip down oh i just have to keep shooting it oh god not again and there's no girls to kiss for health this potato cannon is nuts there we go oh hey what the [ __ ] he's cheating i need some health badly there's something for you this is for you jimmy isn't five gift subs again leon there we go speed run there's a prime robinson listen to me here here just take it you're just like everyone else picking on the little man i'm not like everyone else honestly now listen we both are prime cuddly to teach those jocks a lesson from now on we're buddies you have a funny way of showing friendship we're friends we work together to be fair i came in here and destroyed his entire hideout so things every sub cnc i have to run all the way back yeah well there's a door on the right [Music] like out here ah i see one hit and i'm dead i'm playing a dangerous game anything can happen there's a tier one sleepwalker there's a recep tom just play it safe have you had the hobbit game not yet thanks for the big tier three kick leon thanks for the generosity this morning man makes the prime monster lens and welcome aboard kick leon oh hey jimmy hey pete yo ninja uh no yeah well cat looks like your homies took care of some lames for us true what are you talking about don't get fresh with your homies can you please talk normally this is my normal style of wrapping bro [Music] all right enough what's my quest ah right salutation sir james it seems my clever zero the prime triads at the carnival well done all that education and now you run a fun house genius you simple-minded noble foot soldier the football team is going to be there this afternoon you could really cause them some problems hobo joe explain it to me on our way over there's not much to explain just access the control rooms through the maintenance doors then do your thing cool cool hey that's what i said man i'm so in sync with this guy [ __ ] mind melded with him oh jesus that's far hey why don't i have the homeless guys i got the last radio he's a prime k phil yeah algae is kind of smooth oh because you're in oh right that that makes sense yeah that makes a lot of sense well i need to kiss a girl real quick for my health [Music] jesus [Music] hey sweet cheeks i like you jimmy i thought you might like cheese you know oh jimmy that's so nice of you [Music] yes [Music] full health again let's ride full health plus bonus health true watch this trick nuts again oh [Music] that was close almost at the cop that would have been a disaster whoa [ __ ] please i have nervous oh damn the nerds already going in stop leave uh fatty alone [Music] nice i'm so glad you got here jimmy the duck's taking over you gotta get hit him with the ring dinger oh i will follow me well there's no way bucky's fitting in here so that's not it [Music] thanks to the prime michael and uzi [Music] [Music] oh god damn it there's a prime fly [Music] oh it's just straight up going to execute that guy thanks to the prime okay [Music] is your one sleepy peanut the prime martini okay murdered three men feeling pretty good now [Music] i hear someone whining [Music] there's a prime jacksie oh didn't mean to do that [Music] i'm coming how did we even get separated [Music] i did it you could just open this man these kids suck thanks to the bits [Music] ned [Music] going for it oh what a play what damn that actually almost just straight up killed me [Music] there we go thanks for the soda [Music] oh what the [ __ ] [Music] there we go [Music] thanks for soda gotcha sneak attack [Music] [Music] easy [Music] get in there bucky [Music] [Music] there's a recent playstation fanboy how do we keep getting separated these idiots [Music] how do i open these drapes [Music] oh [Music] thanks theresa boyles thanks [Music] man there's a lot more to this lot more left in this game than i thought i thought i would have beaten it by now but we're only on chapter 4 still it snowed a bit in the florida panhandle today did it really yeah i know i have two chapters left i knew that how many hours of those last two chapters good question i have no idea like the prime jacob that'll do you ready to train i suppose you want to train again there's a special way to grab something another one [Music] uh all right every move unlocked [Music] he's a prime d take this [Music] whoa all right then godspeed he was a good man he taught me a lot ufo didn't spawn is there there was supposed to be a ufo there i thought he got abducted [Music] this is probably the last nerd mission right i feel like we're about to finally climax with the jocks please move kids chapter you on four oh what a stunt now i'm stuck okay too extreme exhibits josh [Music] oh hopkins good to see you make it quick ernest now as our new leader i have something i need you to do for me what i mean look do you want to take down the jocks or what of course i do yes okay what is it well what i need are some inappropriate pictures of someone they care about oh pictures it's a complicated plan all right i need some naughty pictures of that mandy girl i'm sure you do but what has that got to do with this oh oh this this damn this guy's straight evil i'm not like that at all you want me to get incriminating pictures of the head cheerleader just for your plan the kind of pictures that could land me in jail or worse it's not easy being the boss man this better be good this one's a real felony there's a prime crack here i come mandy show me your butthole oh oh that was a good photo we like that one not really incriminating she's she's doing her cheering keep trying maybe one day damn she sucks what just happened oh my god oh my god [Music] [Music] i'm going to the girls dorm i'll see the gym coach here i'm sure [Music] you liking the game the game's been great yeah it's been fantastic the girl that voices the cheerleader is bill murray's daughter what oh is bill murray's daughter in osmosis jones oh oh [ __ ] buzz i'm in we don't like that okay not good enough i can't go any further i just get kicked out of that oh yep that's what i thought a simple get out would have sufficed [Music] can i even leave this way i don't think i can i can't oh i guess i can oh man everything went wrong there [Music] why am i why am i being chased oh class started i see extreme oh all right ernest let's go let's get it let's get it yes i know i'll go get the nudes sick man sick mad man oh this high school or college neither it's like middle school well it's at middle in high school i guess god damn it i forgot the first part oh have you ever hey algae imagine being 15 in middle school he's in high school this our character but i think it's middle and high school here is like the actual facility i don't know it's not a real place i don't know why i'm trying to like figure it out in the lore there's kids here and then there's high schoolers here who are also kids [Music] being young is cringe yeah being a kid is super cringe it's so embarrassing that i was at one point a baby all right let's try not to [ __ ] it up [Music] oh my god she's going all the way holy [ __ ] she's on a [ __ ] prowl right now whoa my god she's she's everywhere i hope everyone's there we go so how am i oh okay that counts [Music] oh good stealth one more photo [Music] bad photo good photo okay we did it i'm out yeah and i was never here and i busted their table he's a resub veto hey no problem ernest [Music] there was never any doubt chat they're like 30 now yeah they they've all been aging like a virtual ant farm [Music] all right what control are you using just an xbox one thanks a prime smiley i'm gonna go fill up my water real quick so i haven't had water in a little while now so you just give me one second i'll be right back you so you you i'm back thanks for tier one one giza and the five gift subs giza thank you i also want pp as well text message okay oh here he is oh can't you just get lost or help we're trying to get out of here come on muscles we've not got long what are you talking about the jocks are coming to kill us oh thanks to you and your sordid little pictures you wanted them you're the sicko thanks for your sub zucchini is natural during puberty bud that's why i was having those dreams anyway this is not important right now nocturnal emissions what are what dreams called when are they coming what about your famous defense system oh it's broken okay can't you fix it i need a bit of time but we have no time we're dead dead i love you my friend look you fix it i'll hold up the job now where's that gun thing get out of here you sick you go to get ready for you nerd zoomed these feelings are natural and i'm about to die for them just go fix the defense system and i'll take care of the goons come on you're coming again i'm here to help this [ __ ] loser let's go actual criminal [Music] oh i even got like a whole team here some warriors get away [Music] wait this [ __ ] one shots him [Music] all right well i'm out [Music] [Music] oh the jocks suck [Music] i think the nerds are absolutely the strongest in the game they have real weaponry things in prime ronin [Music] [Music] potatoes jimmy [Music] [Music] i'm really [ __ ] taking it to him now i mean i could just stay right here we need to resubject oh god they made it through thanks to recep joe twenty-five dollars for all that huh thanks resub shag and that's that hey jimmy i've had a brilliant idea another one many are called but few are chosen luckily for you i've chosen you to help me carry out this little masterpiece my finest work what are you talking about you lunatic i'm talking about what we're always talking about amigo about bullying the bullies hmm my favorite dish revenge revenge against who who do you think the football team those over-developed under-brained lords of our little man are reduced to a bunch of sniveling wretches bowing down to my you mean our i meant our superiority these are sub blanching like gentlemen over the peasants us us yes you ruling of course me offering some sage advice doing all the thinking that sort of thing merlin to your king arthur whatever leaves the prime goshi and give some jojo first we need you to get the school mascot costume and how do you suggest i do that well go follow them wait for us to distract the gorillas go you've always still have homework oh god damn a fate shall open thank you for the reign for you thank you dr k that was sweet hope you had a wonderful stream i hope you guys like bullying nerds [Music] well actually right now we're bullying jocks thank you for that dr k thanks again for the raid okay these guys are kind of popping off just make it easier just kill them up i hit myself [Music] i'm just sloth [Music] there we go doesn't the football team usually make fun of the mascot why are they sticking up for this guy there's probably algae in that costume these are tier one mels the bits giza so sorry to hear that giza that's [ __ ] terrible wishing the best for you and their family nice the nerds are really going in [Music] nice visa bros [Applause] okay all right this guy's kind of going nuts okay good lord why is this guy so good [Music] oh what the [ __ ] was that okay this guy's this guy's super strong get back play tape oh [Music] god he's so fast i was hoping that make him dizzy not working hold on gotta click in runescape nice that didn't really do much god damn it [Music] okay [Music] oh nice what up things that prime caps you i need help i need help jesus christ oh get out oh nice [Music] get out get out oh nice this is so close i'm one shot away from death hold on gotta click on escape [ __ ] chicago bulls mascot here is nuts [Music] what a combo clutch [Music] that's probably the closest boss battle so far i immediately want to go change thanks recent accent hey connor thanks for reset man yeah the game's been great it's aged really well like it's still fun oh what am i doing oh i need it for the mission oh okay i'll keep it on then [Music] thanks for your sub money i have two to three hours of story left nice so pretty close i think he's a tier one quan i'm sorry i didn't see it sick duck what did oh thanks to the recep sick duck my bad man there's a prime mud nuts i'm assuming this is the one i need the costume for hi all right i know it's funny i'm the girl in the dirty pictures ha ha what are you talking about don't pretend you don't know everybody knows knows what there's posters of me all over town oh those now everyone that's child pornography great my parents will be sober all over town you say i'll probably get expelled someone's going to jail for a life how how exactly could it be worse i mean sure i've been a [ __ ] at times been nasty but i don't deserve this my life is over i mean i've always wanted to be a model but not like this everybody's laughing at me i can't bear it everybody's probably crispy you have some young people you're not as insecure as i am okay i just wanted to be popular now everybody hates me well i guess i deserve it i tell you what you wait here i'll get rid of those posters for you or at least cover them up would you i'd do it myself but i can't deal with it i'm just saying give some ski here just hang in there hold on don't do that gotta send a text message okay i'm back thanks for your joker [Music] and there's a prime yoghurts and thanks to the bits trey have a safe flight inertia [Music] oh my god there's so many thanks are you so contagious and divine toaster holy [ __ ] it's way out there there's going to be two in every part of town i already know plays the prime nidoline [Music] that's tough that's tough they were really quick to respond that time also i was hammering jump that did not save me i don't know how you get like jump in vulnerability never thought about playing the division two i tried it for a little while i didn't like it [Music] this is the only one i have please move please move please move kid thanks this doesn't seem worth it at all i think the cheerleader one at least progresses my story the chemistry one doesn't [Music] bed in this story kind of fire i do like edna but i also just kind of want to beat the game now please move oh my god kids oh the red star mission is the one that needs the bull mascot hey that's just a prep challenge though it's not required um yeah that sounds about right algae keeping it classy my man actually recent oh he said that thanks toasty yeah hopefully there'll be a sequel to this at some point though i doubt it even just the old guys are looking at a child jesus where where is this school located on epstein's island or something god damn [Music] who who took that one she's taking a [ __ ] [Music] do [Music] that kid running back to put a new one up i already know it i should have beat him up [Music] yep [ __ ] saw that coming welcome to yum yum i told you it was rockstar canceled bully 2 development three times really [Music] hey what the [ __ ] [Music] god damn it what the [ __ ] do something fun oh my god now they're throwing dynamite at me [Music] oh what the [ __ ] where is he give me oh you son of a [ __ ] come here i see you now [Music] you keep putting up these posters that takes care of that son of a [ __ ] oh that's a [ __ ] fat drop thank you for the 69 gift subs cash app god damn thank you for the generosity that's super sweet [Music] have you ever farted into a wrapping paper what is wrong with you man is it prime lime green more gifting random streamers video yeah i'll probably go back to doing that once a month i was thinking about doing it during streams too so that way chat could just tell me what categories to go to but the only problem with that is i wouldn't want anyone to like go to their stream and be a douchebag or something which i know happens sometimes so we'll see but yeah i do want to make that more of a monthly thing again show me some documentation yeah that too is that too connor that's a good point oh you are the sweetest white ever yeah no problem oh damn we got a whole harem now [Music] nice these are sub ctr and tier one data i need to change what the [ __ ] [Music] there's a prime manga in the prime vin you need the outfit for the last mission what that's people said i just need it well i'll just put it back whatever [Music] do i only need the mascot head [Music] it's not a voice crack it's not now [Music] that's fine i'm still just going to keep it on anyway there's a tier one archaeal [Music] oh jesus no i haven't finished inscription yet i'm at the very end yes candy from ohio you would be a fair queen for me in that little thong and with those massive piles of silicone no initially you'd think who's that handsome stranger then i'd walk into the bar impress you with my suavity um my suave ability how old suave i was i'd look up and say what's a nice girl like you doing dude's writing some nice fanfic good say take me to the hay ball earnest what's that you're reading oh nothing nothing just some some history homework cool can i see it's personal personal history sounds interesting yes well um you wouldn't understand anyway listen the big game is doing some piper light operation trojan cow is ready to proceed operation trojan cow it's my master plan my spies have already been gathering the information so i guess i'll be needing this i already have one oh okay does this work no it looks good yeah it's like cerberus in the field nice yeah now [ __ ] you we'll be good [Music] easy bulwark dance [Music] [Applause] thanks for your sub hyper reel and ron dog [Music] do i have to do this every time [Music] cool [Music] careful patrols are everywhere we are in grave danger at this very moment when you're doing a 99 thieving stream i'm gonna be able to hit 99 today so we'll do it at some point this week gotta start agility next [Music] yep just been doing arty nights [Music] you should come this way [Music] oh [ __ ] there's bloods on our hands now hi jimmy here take this glue bottle it's full of glue go create a sticky situation on the team benches get it sticky situation yeah i got it [Music] oh god they want to hurt me [Music] oh wait did that oh wait that's a good speed run strat canceled my animation but it's still one off [Music] nice are you doing already nights while playing bully every single cutscene i just click or if i'm just running straight i'm just have it on mobile before i give you any sensitive information is it quit messing around before i lose my patience and hurt you no thanks there's a dark trooper here's the deal the jocks keep their game go urinated what is wrong with these guys the nerds are [ __ ] up [Music] no i'm not dancing for you i'm just gonna take a piss [Music] okay now you've asked for it i was just gonna piss in your gatorade but i'm actually going to beat your ass [Music] [Music] that should be plenty of time to take a piss [Music] oh you piece of [ __ ] my dick was out and everything [Music] i think i had a lot of health [Music] he's a prime pepsi man and recent dark trooper [Music] you still take donations of monkey nuts on runescape yeah of course i take donations of anything on runescape gp monkey nuts i don't care a rumor that someone is gonna screw up the game i don't think at all i love those handouts in runescape i also just hit 2200 total level [Music] true what's your stack of monkey nuts at 11 million well over 11 million but the rewards are glorious souvlaki was sort of funny ah all right make sure you sub dan scrotie [Music] next to the prime just a gamer [Music] okay i don't know how many times i'm gonna do that [Music] next year one lexi [Music] i'm in world 374 arty knights hey jimmy nice outfit yeah i know shows off my figure doesn't it but enough about me how do i mess up those jocks straight to business eh okay there's a switchbox and the scoreboard on the field get to it and switch it sounds easy what will it do it'll change the text to scoreboard i reprogrammed it oh he hacked him oh my god he's in the mainframe [Music] please [Music] ew jocks play with their balls ew ball play sicky yuck who is that kim yeah who is that kim oh it's that little squirt hopkins yeah that squirt hopkins you're dead hopkins yeah dead hopkins why don't you stop repeating everything he says and get on with it oh [Music] what what am i doing dodge the balls at 10 throws pick them up okay [Music] all right [Music] oh god damn it [Music] oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] [Music] throw another one there we go i'm through where are you on runescape arty knights i'm at the north east not the bank one [ __ ] i missed it i'm having big deja vu right now [ __ ] i'm still having deja vu the world is a simulation give me the pain is ball you'll have to get through me before you can get to tag no oh god damn one of you is nut sack in runescape cool name toss the pigskin god stop i should really just kill these little guys because i keep accidentally locking onto them thanks to the monkey nuts nutsack oh god no what the [ __ ] that's so unlucky i'm just killing this guy that was easy that's right losers yeah oh jimmy you did it you did it i'm king of the school oh you beat them all in front of everybody thanks for your help petey oh this is gonna be great he's a resubz con yeah suddenly the king of the school i never meant for things to turn out this way i just wanted to control a couple of psycho kids and be left alone but now i guess i'm certainly going to live the good life thank you so grim i'm the principal now okay hold on i'm getting a call real quick can i pause no that'll just skip it johnny hi hello what's up brother hey chad like yeah jimmy oh hey girl you're looking great great thank you for that show oh yeah we are the kings hey jimmy what's going on everything i did it man i took over this dump these morons are my morons that's great just don't turn into a jerk how could i i hey baby how you doing what you doing later just remember jimmy not everybody likes you correct they love me well what about gary gary forget about that twerp dude it's me now i run this place and you're my friend so please try to be cool oh man you're bringing me down come on let's go milk this thing for all it's worth we might even find you a girl yeah petey's getting lead okay hold on i gotta call back give me one second back okay good or no you you you thanks theresa pewdiepie and nico and the prime ginger there's a prime slap and resub vile let me save first [Music] please move that'll teach you should have moved [Laughter] that is funny jimmy no it's not jimmy it's really fun still out man jimmy i need to talk to you about something not now pete i'm basking in adulation i mean running the school fairly dude so fairly no jimmy please pete enough yeah shut up peter you must know their king you know what jimmy forget the school the whole town should know about you you're like the mayor you should leave your mark on city hall true take a dump on the doorstep no you homunculus not a dump it's something much more elegant paint a warning yeah that's a good idea i'll show everyone who's boss that's right jimmy all right you girls wait here this is gonna be something they'll never forget wait jimmy dash where to go gary wait wait for me there's a bit rishi and just go big trick oh that's right i run the town you should feel honored that i ruined your car back-to-back let's give some hector [Music] thanks to the recent loser weeb and nabokage [Music] there's recent chaos damn city hall city hall is high [Music] [Music] bullworth [Music] [Music] all worth oh bull worthless exit prime zionerics and tier one bryn pen and resubconduit why why did i climb up how did that even happen [Music] okay they're on me shook him what i have to zoom in easy i'm the king of the town baby there's a prime so far from first oh wow you think i didn't see that in my town lady you got some nerve watch this the officer is going to respect me for this okay that didn't work oh my god oh my god oh my god this is very close i'd have to restart the mission auto move baby king of the town strikes again what [Music] that was close [Music] i did it that's great listen we've got a problem i'm the king petey the kid whatever you're king with a load of problems i've only been gone a couple hours what could have happened all kinds of things you remember that promise you made about restoring law and order and improving the school let's just say it ain't exactly coming true well if anyone wants a fight i'm right here i think gary must be behind it but trust me everyone wants a fight listen i gotta go i'll talk to you later well tell me what's going you didn't even tell me what's going on for the bits dickson hope you're doing well oh i lost everyone's respect except the townies these are prime robious these are the resub fisticuffs lunch [Music] so what happened [Music] what no it isn't what are you guys talking about the library is full of rats and i got my pre-pre-pre-med test next week amigo you're such a lame oh some king you turned out to be oh how i longed oh so they're just gonna blame me for everything that goes wrong by everyone but at least you could study without fear of rodents coming near us get off oh did you piss yourself again algae no no i swear oh gee i spilled soda on myself and bliss what a bunch of sissies well i'm not afraid of a few rats geez pathetic so gary put these rats here oh my god there's a lot of rats how do i do i like hit him with a sling [Music] do okay i'm getting them oh i can just straight lock on [Music] wow there's a whole army here oh jesus [ __ ] [Music] there we go last one [Music] there's a prime delivery crate to see if any of them sonya hope you feel better soon milly yes those crates the rats appeared once those books were delivered everything seems to be fine miss i think i got them all thank you jimmy if you have any late fees i think we can please tier one andrew valen i did that a long time ago i mean thank you miss needs a prime zombie [Music] easy done and done right yep this was my first playthrough we have two chapters left i don't think i'll be able to finish it in the next 10 minutes so i'm probably just gonna take a break now we'll finish it later tonight i'm gonna go work out and then eat okay all right thanks everyone for tuning in everybody donated big thanks new subs welcome aboard sub means a lot to me so thanks for subbing i appreciate the generosity i'll see you probably around like 9 00 p.m est so about five hours from now and we'll finish this and inscription for sure this time thanks again everyone and i will see you in a little bit let me see who's streaming oh wrong thing let me see you streaming my following list is still not working okay well no raid again i'm gonna maybe log out and log back in to get my following list back see you in five hours thanks again everyone

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Length: 255min 47sec (15347 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 13 2022