Best of Soos for 8 Minutes Straight

as always seuss you're right my wisdom is both a blessing and a curse [Music] dude it's me soos this is for the zombies thanks and this is in case you see a pinata don't lose your cameras wait lose the cameras don't dude i just threw two away ah dude i don't know what i expected that to taste like dude check it out bud island soos you wrap scallion [Applause] [Music] hey dude you ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one am i uh uh huh you're freaking me out dude man i'm so glad i turned my head that dot does not disappoint i think i'm picking up a radio station inside my head try blinking to see if you can change the channel ah man i want to be like to go inside a video game for real help i'm trapped in the game it was cool in theory but in practice it was really boring tell me where stan is never you'll never find stan on the second door to the left down the hall am i cool you're cool soos yes hey there you are thought you could get away from me acorn chip dudes i heard a ruckus that's a funny word ruckus i ate a man alive tonight stan is no longer with us he's dead no it should have been me i'm questioning the question mark oh dude it stinks so bad ah some sort of invisible pushing force kill it oh kill it with fire everyone ah well take this now and this now it hurts i wish this was working better oh dude what is life anyway when compared to the immortality of a high score i've been laughing for too long dude are you and wendy having a secret staring contest cause i think you're winning i'm okay go home zeus you got it oh wait wait oh wait wait oh wait i think i'll sleep somewhere else you got it good bro you got no worries i mean nobody thinks it's cute when i lie naked on the living room floor no don't eat me i'm a man trapped in a pig's body that's what they all say i'm gonna make you into bacon oh that sounds pretty good wait i mean oh no i changed back at least i think i did i'll still eat you seen any perfect boys around here only when i look in the mirror up top watch victory nachos dude don't worry i only ate like a third of them half of them i ate all of them dude sorry dude i was just so excited nachos cause excitement the pig got eaten by a pterodactyl bro what it's pterodactyl man actually nobody knows how to pronounce it because no one was alive back in dinosaur days so sorry dude hey come on we'll find our way trust me sorry dude and these shirts are useless they're gigantic i have a different body type dude mabel knit zeus a pig costume i like it and we use zeus as a human sacrifice i like it dudes there's a bat in the kitchen and tried to touch me with its weird little bat fingers like the infinite horizon it eludes my grass i think i could take these burrito bites into stan's brain thumbs up thumbs down you know what i'm just gonna bring them i love juice like a son arm throne arm throne who's quack for stick of the clothing ah it's everything i ever feared it's dead now so slop stomach beam stare you're a lot more clever than you look especially the fat one he's talking about you group hog no i never know the right time would it be a new low if i ate that i'm just kidding i'm totally eating it oh if anyone asks i'm not soos especially dipper because of his giant crush on you go red car go other red car this would be a lot more fun with batteries the entire lower half of your body is on fire we're having a moment i wouldn't mind the kiss on the tree not gonna happen swag can i eat your brains yay or nay seeing some yay faces over here ew dusty oh check it out dudes seuss seuss that is hilarious huh i thought he was just joking you know dipper's jokes are terrible do that again even better the second time huh good luck sleeping tonight nick musk follow newspaper besides the bermuda's triangle how many golf works is the world's greatest mystery [Music] sure are a lot of stars out tonight well this is getting weird and tell your servant i like his w-neck yes your face is good i'm a seuss i'm not scared of your eyes at all i'm gonna look at them eye contact so hey there what's your deal like the oh she's dead man i can't wait for the year 2000. oh no undo undo you can't undo who you are who's gonna pay for dinner sauces one time i was so hungry i ate the decorational bamboo in a chinese restaurant let's escape by standing still oh it didn't work infinite pizza watch and it can do that for like infinity okay give me whatever you got that comes with a free toy just put one in my mouth um remember the plan protect the machine earn stan's trust legally get adopted by stan change name to stan jr it's the final countdown just like they always sung about is this the part where one of us faints oh i am so on it dude i am mind control is awesome last year those hooligans duct taped zeus to the ceiling that was a fun 78 hours one week my grandma is finally letting me eat crackers on my bed the future is coming for us all dudes but my body be your shield hand me some syrup it's happening the moment we trade for i'm sorry i can't leave him hanging yes you're dead to me seuss hey seriously home it was him mr pines it's really you i've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment doesn't have any gun swords i watch a lot of anime and trust me you're gonna want some gun swords a question mark this one's unsolvable you shut down your mouth for good you shut down this shack and you shut down our dreams at least my dreams thanks for wearing my goodbye sweater uh it's cold out i had to what but it's like 80-something degrees out today [Music] you

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Keywords: gravity falls, soos, best of soos, best of gravity falls

Id: E20Ex8lMYkA

Length: 8min 29sec (509 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 21 2020