Huh? What? Bad? Yeah - One manga day

hey everybody it's me aaron and dan we're here to tell you something special we're going on tour with game grumps live again it's been a long time and we're very excited to get back on the road so excited in fact that our show ain't even ready yet and we planned three shows just to hang out with you all again here in la come celebrate life with us and the fact that we can all do things so check out it should be on the screen the locations i don't have them offhand because i'm an idiot and should have prepared but links in the description below you can also go to gamegrumps.com live to get tickets they're probably going to go pretty fast once this announcement goes up so get them now we would love to see you it'll be really fun bye everybody hey i'm grump i'm not sue gruff and we're the game grumps hi everybody welcome to game grumps one manga day a day in the life of manga translators or manga so aaron typed in what was it worst rated visual novels or something like that yeah just for fun just just for funsies we've we've done some big series lately yeah we're like let's get a one-off that relieves the pressure on our brains yeah and once we went past the 20 before this that would have gotten immediately demonetized on youtube yeah they were that was that was an ugly scene we landed on this one yeah i i'm a big fan of uh the the girls hands who has her knees together oh my god the artist was just like oops well forgot hands can't just cut and paste with some other pictures we can't come back now um yeah so uh this looks pretty rough oh yeah she winks every so often that's kind of cute yeah um anyway i don't really have anything else to say about this no let's just go yeah let's let's we don't know what this is oh so okay so first of all i i do want to say uh this game was originally made in russian i guess yes um and it when it opens up it asks you if you want to play it in one of three languages one of which obviously is russian and uh i didn't press anything and it just automatically went to russian so i had to use google translate on my phone to go through the menus to change it back to english right um it was fun also our all of our equipment has been locked up uh through ransomware and we now have to send uh ninety thousand dollars in bitcoin over to moscow where someone will steal it yeah so transaction pending uh let's play one manga day [Laughter] well she certainly has an army helmet on go ahead aaron okay greetings rookie you've got into the headquarters we translate manga oh i think you should be like kind of authoritative we must translate it better than potential enemies wow thank you she could definitely like command a uh a regiment now yes sir do you want to try to say burger with us of course i do i'm with you what very good we have a lot of work and how big hands are always needed where are we what is this establish anything why are you in front of a wooden shack do you live there i you know is that the school okay or the or the translation agency impossible to say no by the way my name is lady limey libya lively lie by bye i'm the chief coordinator of the team and there goes dex one of the translators you'll see him in a second there he is hello we are the manga translators yeah [Music] he's actually a pretty normal guy but sometimes quite inadequate i know how that feels well you cannot enter the headquarters yet follow me to the training base and i'll introduce you to the rest of the team so what's the training base look like it's made of straw can't wait to get to the brick one yeah i hope there's not a big bad wolf with a strong pair of lungs here's our training room sometimes it's used as a working room it can also be used as a dining room it can also never mind you'll figure out the full functionality of the room and do of course it's an empty room with chalkboards it could do anything lip come here please is there something you need for me oh you're the newcomer right pleased to meet you one piece well now it'll be a little easier to work and we can make a lot more releases too wait releases i thought they were translators yeah they're releasing manga translations oh got it by the way how do you feel about creative existentialism in the context of impermanence of life pretty good uh oh come on you can only he he and haha and no one can talk about serious topics i guess i have to personally demonstrate the manga market translation process for you are you already familiar with it uh who [ __ ] thought of this no please tell me first the original model is scanned and converted into digital form the scanner is responsible for this why scanner capitalize because it's like a proper title oh like a man yes like like a human person who scans got it i thought okay got it i thought the scanner machine had become sentient oh yeah the scanner is also actually a scanner so he's the scanner scanner next the image must be cleaned up of must be cleaned of debris and old inscriptions like runes and magic texts and my axe a cleaner will do this translation from one language to another can be done below scanning and cleaning usually translators compile the finished result in text file form then each translation is proof read to correct vocabulary spelling and other errors only the proofreader can do this but only the proofreading tooth nobody else yeah trust me i'm crossing my arms almost with the clean scans and proofread this is actually less comfortable than crossing my hands when the clean scans and proofread translations are available the translation can be applied to the prepared images it's like the arm movement i dream of jeannie would do before she did the little that's so true the typist is doing this last part of the work overall quality control this is the main beta reader's function wow this is all the fun of like making a game without actually playing the game yeah you know what i mean yeah the beta reader's a real cuck okay okay now you're free to rob down the hall and select a rule for yourself yeah we're here now i'm a little high on the floor you know what i mean like just kind of like there's an invisible platform i'm standing on to make me appear taller but not actually tall but remember that you can be trained on by only three teachers one of them speaks in truths oh no i guess we'll go to the scanner first hey we met earlier by the way i'm not only a translator but i'm also a scanner scanning doesn't sound that complicated though don't you just take a piece of paper put it on the scanner and press the button but it's not as simple as you think okay dude first the volume of the manga it is not prepared as single pages this is a whole book uh-huh to split the manga volume on single pages you need to heat its spine with iron you can't burn your manga so you have to iron it gently with cheese cloth what the [ __ ] is this game don't they give you the original arts or something why would you have to take an actual manga and scan the printed manga don't forget the heated liquid glue will muck everything well then don't use it additionally you have to do scanning work on hundreds and hundreds of distributed pages don't even get me started on cleaning your cheesecloth prepare for five more hours of exposition on that each page is scanned individually after all if there's a paper source it is necessary to make the highest quality scans to facilitate the cleaners work there are two types of skills and cct you can find the cis sensor and cheap cost scanners and mfps ccd in more expensive models i feel like i just like i feel like this is the first day of a job that i don't want [Laughter] you know like i got it at a temp agency and they're explaining it to you and you're just thinking in your head the whole time like i've got like five days of this oh god okay can i i'd forget bring a notebook what here are pictures from the cis left one and cdd scanner right one this looks like the left one's more saturated which image is better uh i guess the right one has more details the right one yeah okay left one right one can't tell the difference but we can look under the zoom why'd you ask me that [ __ ] question then it's a trick question wow all right what an [ __ ] now the difference is visible cis scanner just did not see the texture while on the ccd image you can even see the paper structure this is especially evident in the white field on the right of the hand okay also the difference in the types of scanner sensor is very visible on deformations for example if the book is not embroidered here is a deformed sheet for example oh my god we're going to see a deformed sheet yeah i don't like very exciting yeah wow whoa this image was obtained on the cis scanner the blur on the deformed area is awful it's kind of like a horror movie yeah it is a little bit creepy kato [ __ ] and here is the image from the cdd scanner deformation is approximately the same but what a difference in the resulting picture we can use this as you can see the difference in the crook is very significant oh the game yeah i uh also you should not forget to follow the file naming and scan orientation oh sure is that what's written on the wall well i've told you everything i know about scanning now all you need is practice it's your job that's it that's it that's all i got yeah i don't know i i really am so bad at this it's been 80 seconds oh lap you're so sweet come on let's talk okay i just needed some papers is this harassment you looking for trouble huh wow what a wacky transition oh hmm how do you install php under freebsd i can't believe this is real servers evil hmm the server is awful i probably shouldn't have set it up with parts from the garbage bin this game is from the garbage bin oh jesus nice stance oh hey i am a bison you feel like something was lost to the translation there you can call me quote unquote alex yeah sometimes i do the cleaning just remember you have to use every part of me the reason i'm in this weird horse stance is because i found these legs in the garbage but i've tried fixing the fictional problems with non-existing servers more often these were the legs that were originally supposed to go from the hand with the hands from the title screen on that girl together we create a deformed character it's a you oh god silly alex tricks are for kids making a cleaning eh let's return to our sheeps uh um i mean girls what that's not even the correct plural of sheep the left one is the image after the scanner and the right one is the correct image after the cleaning the difference is in the noise level colors and textures we'll discuss the most common mistakes now number one you do this job that's it left one is normal the right one has an exaggerated amount of black it shouldn't be like that that's all i know about cleanup bye and now the right image is too light it is bad too [Music] oh alex you're so cute today could you help out for a bit peace can't see you um [ __ ] she was like two and he was like what can't you say can't you see i'm busy today uh we are at work right now now we have over clean some textures are lost and some colors are wrong try to avoid this well is that clear actually i've never been more confused something is going to happen now alex dammit when will you finish your share of work oh busy everyone is busy but you still have to do it whoa jesus you want to be carried uh no oh well at that well just in general gee carrie what are you laughing at you still have a lot of work to do anyway carrie what are you doing here oh okay i'm a cleaner too oh brain wave i'll go to play games what what that's carrie her last name is on my wayward son she's batshit it's a wonder how we work with people like that huh all right we learned a lot about cleaning oh let's go to the translator my lord i'm sorry these things are a huge mystery rawr i'm a cat you will not catch me yeah no one can get away from you well i'll tell you the basics thank god for this game i mean these are the moments that this is very much like chop chop you know like the moments where i'm like i'm just glad to be alive you want to be lit sure okay hey dex i've got some work for you what actually i'm explaining some basics to the newcomer come on you can show the basics with some kind of example please translate the phrase hey i don't know this language stop no more what you are the translator just do it thank you very much oh what how can i work in such conditions and also what language was that i'm glad we got a picture of the emotional state that he's expressing right now because i never would have known it was esperanto is it yeah ah i'm confused no more by the way dex here's another sentence [ __ ] you get out of here you stupid [ __ ] lorem ipsum dolor citamet is he doing this or is he doing this we'll never know stop great spicy senpai save help explain that was so close to the the guy the police officer from um uh god what the [ __ ] is it called the win in the willows ride at disney oh yeah where he's like stop [ __ ] always gets me every time oh jesus i noticed your despair has reached a new extreme yes it has so be it i'll help you i am cloud fog monster there is something about a cute like smiley person in a cloud with this music playing in the background saying your despair has reached a new extreme the first phrase was esperanto the second latin ah may the pooh will be with you poogle [Laughter] what the [ __ ] is happening congratulations education is over if the credits roll i'm gonna lose my mind well what do you want to become someone who's done with this what i haven't i haven't learned all these yet yeah i guess i'll be something i don't know yeah i'll be a beta reader wow whoa the the military gear is going on sorry you don't appeal to us you don't have enough diligence better luck next time beta reading is usually conducted during the typing stage while the tempest checks for errors in the previous stages the beta reader generally only used to check the final draft try to choose more suitable teachers [Laughter] and the people suffered greatly to ensure victory for humanity only one more pair of working hands was needed your own oh [ __ ] bad end was it do not get a job achievement unlocked do not get a job bro i had that achievement unlocked real early that was fantastic god damn it no no [ __ ] no [ __ ] we sure had fun this is the guy who made it look at him how do you afford a tesla with his manga translation money oh my god thank you for being with us one manga day what are you a tweet from an inspirational guy all right well but we have to do it again [Music] yep got it all right we're followed by a dj at all times right proofreader yeah hey oh you're lynn hi my name is lin i'm the chief proofreader i i'll show you an example of what text editing means okay here we have some text he was smart and beautiful but we put it on how do we edit this i don't know maybe in a way that makes sense what was smart handsome but we put at it he was smart handsome and put it not only us egghead and handsome let's his bottom does bruno mars is gay this is exactly the moment where you realize text editing should not have been placed in a game that's poorly translated how is a game about translation poorly translated whoa i for i [ __ ] up that's okay i pressed the back button accidentally one manga day start game oh my lord okay as i do if you say no i'm just passing by does the game just end i think so probably okay oh [ __ ] i didn't mean to do that no i didn't want to talk to this [ __ ] guy [Music] okay sorry proofreader okay so okay what is it uh i believe the correct one is he was smart handsome and put it not only us and where did you find not only from the moon well it's obvious now yes not at all as simple as it first seems yeah in general practice practice and practice after a couple of years you can edit the text normally too great lin help me please i have some unclear moments in the text okay yana i'll help let's go well that was it this is one of the worst things i've ever seen i think we only have one left so you want to do beta reader or typist we didn't go to the canteen huh i sometimes beta read our translations bye but i'm willing to do it on the roof excuse me but i'm trying to do it on the roof it suits me okay i have almost no thoughts of suicide almost what no you can't the machines will take over the earth i still have thoughts of suicide so i shall observe safety what is happening that's it oh my god well here's the finished difference gesture for yourself and who will clean this stain on the collar uh that no that's how we live that will be caught by the beta reader and will be dumped on us by other readers ah let's forget about the safety measures oh lie by i've been looking for you look at how many mistakes our team made imagine there is put in written instead of put on put on that's hilarious ha ha ha shut up i'm having thoughts of suicide lin you were the proofreader of this project why didn't you catch this mistake oops okay you're forgiven has your dream of being a beta reader faded yet if not then you better get practicing amazing congratulations education's over what do you wanna become proofreader or beta reader cleaner please okay wow sorry you don't appear why not you don't have enough dylan just better like next time the cleaning step is associated with scanning and typing furthermore the beta raider checks for cleaning flaws try to choose more suitable teachers what what the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] oh yeah oh you damn well better believe we're going to find the other endings [Music] hold on load game like there are save states like probably oh yeah you could save it i guess i should quick save it right at like the jobs i think that's a great idea okay come here yes i know let's get down to business all right well maybe we should okay oh [ __ ] you can't save it right here uh all right i'm gonna go scanner i think didn't we see scanner yeah have we gone to the canteen let's go to the canteen okay oh uh oh oh you're already in the canteen nice nice if you're going to do such quick cleaning you will become an indispensable part of the team [Music] lin how is the control how's the correction of the text going everything is superb if i don't forget to delete unnecessary repetition then the text immediately becomes more readable what lap you're both a cleaner and a typist right sure but i still feel quite in the center of the text mess i hope that'll come with experiences why didn't i get your text mask i'm in your contacts by the way what should we eat i was thinking like and and we've sung four hymns today in our text mess now we have to eat the bread of typography all right ah here are delicious pancakes do you mind well well let's go oh andre hey wait up who is he how much are you going to talk about the food i was trying to lose some weight anyway i'll make sure to eat a lot too if you're going to scan don't forget to put a stack of embroidered sheets next to the scanner it's so you can get faster and if your final decision is to become a translator use several dictionaries the meaning of the words can vary okay people aren't you all tired of saying the same thing what no one will do manga for you one of the better reading principles the more people the better okay so beta reading is maybe what we need to do i tried that oh yeah you did [ __ ] no i i clicked an accidentally oh hold on oops i'm sorry these are we already said oh damn it i'm gonna save it here why because this is the last one oh i see okay so this is this is translator google all right uh be a translator you got that one right translator yes you unlocked an achievement wow wow congratulations connect you're doing like a translator yeah look at that one party hat with streamers coming out of it it's just floating in the middle of the air yeah it's great of course nobody will let you carry any projects single-handedly from the beginning it is necessary to gain experience dex has a real natural stance with his hands like that yeah he's like he's like a pres a presenter who knows what to do with his hands hey everybody [Laughter] today i'm going to present to you and he like lifts his hand up really robotically moves it across the screen absolutely from the beginning it is necessary to gain experience but you can already participate in real projects doing translation manga with us flat palms finger full extension the entire time and after the first release with your collaboration you will become a full-fledged member of the team but that was all then and now what the [ __ ] now it's a good time to cry as much as you need to because tomorrow will be a hard working day it is necessary to have a good rest now's a good time to cry as much as you need to it should be written above my bed at all times like so it's the first thing i see when i wake up congratulations on joining the team let's work well together translators have a hard life do they but together we have power do you good luck to you colleague am i [Laughter] keep it up we're a team are we you did it now you're with us hooray who the [ __ ] is this guy i don't know and what's on the back of his head that he keeps needing to grab attaboy now the team is one person bigger we turn back along the mountain what i'm good thinking you're not a translator the abundance of congratulations became stifling what do you want to do get outside go on the roof go to the canteen stay at the disco that's you bud that's me yeah congratulations and if you have questions on the circuit design you can ask andre about that you know the guy you never really met in the meantime take a stroll around and talk to people have some fun don't dance though you'll die lap i've wanted to tell you i like you very much what i said i like you excuse me come here and repeat that if you dare oh that time i stepped on the same rake once again funny here humor really does translate from culture to culture lab i've wanted to tell you i like you very very me much again i said i like you have they conspired or are there no other phrases oh well yes come here and say it again okay what um is there something interesting behind the scenes again jesus christ am i gonna wake up soon the drugs should be wearing off any minute i think alex it's been so long stop i will not be banal you're the best when i see you the stars shine brighter in the sky i want to be with you too huh did you say something sorry i was thinking i like you i'm sorry but i only like the servers one oh well yes come here and say it again she needs to be stopped hmm the disco is too saturated here i'm going to sleep i've thought the same thing myself many times thus the first day ended and the next day the hard work had already begun [Music] day two may the force be with us good morning yesterday was a great party huh no all that happened was that girl beat everyone up yeah oh what are you guys doing gee two people confessed their honest feelings and got punched for it don't interrupt can't you see i'm busy talking with people and by people i mean one person it's always like this if there are problems then they all appear at once oh yeah lie by wants to see you go to her please go to her um on the uh where is benjamin yes she goes up there to relax you're lucky i was about to leave okay trainee you're a translator excellent you needed for a new project wait isn't she's like the leader and yet she has like the worst job i know and she's always hanging out like randomly not in the building yeah of course the project already has a translator that translator is very busy though translating so if you take part of the work we could do more releases in general start working if anything is unclear ask somebody from the team you know how a job works i'm sorry [Laughter] it's dragon huh hi are you also a freshman on the team well how is it isn't this place cool i'm dragon ha a new typist i've just recently started on the team oh i forgot i urgently need to buy some bread oh are you a new member on the team and do you need to buy some bread i think you might be burying the lead here you have [ __ ] dragon wings no time to explain we'll talk later bye bye gotta get that bread what just happened lord did i just jump to an alternate universe we've already seen each other today thanks for that information man help dex with lap with affairs of the heart go ahead huh what lap yeah i've liked her for a long time huh what lap yeah now pronounce you husband and wife the groom may now kiss the bride it's just a dress photoshopped over a regular if only that could come true yeah she seems great the way she punched you in the face earlier no he stepped on two rakes oh that's right help lin with lap huh what lap yeah i liked her for a long time what lap yeah come on now huh what laugh yeah what what a finger where [Laughter] chad daniel's much respect but she doesn't share the same feelings now pronounce you husband and wife the group may now kiss the bride you couldn't change that dream streams great song oh whom do i see does your head hurt after yesterday do the heads of any people i punched in the head hurt it was a cool party help laugh with alex alex yes this is the first capital t this is the first time i've ever had such vivid feelings huh but it seems that he isn't very interested girls huh what no damn bastards where are you taking me let me go now pronounce you husband and wife the groom may now kiss the bride but if he wants to who the [ __ ] uh i'm telling you that this isn't translated correctly that can't be i've checked it three times dex check your translation again don't take any text that isn't from an official source are we playing unreal tournament right now what is this music there is a reliable source breitbart i always take texts from there [Laughter] and they're always perfect damn it dicks this time you're wrong oh here's our new team member we need help in the resolution of this conflict can you help uh all are right in their own way wow yeah what huh great idea ask a newbie you'd better consider very carefully what we should do with this text oh hey well what's your decision god [ __ ] so much pressure everyone's looking at me except of course for carrie who god knows what she's looking at yes texas made some mistakes with this translation but the others are wrong too malia you just get part of the text when you read it alex you really don't didn't know that out dex collects text from many sources dex collects text like infowars i suggest to choose something in between and more literary options thank you spicy wow that's how thank you it's my pleasure yeah i'm a cat we're done for today don't you think let's go home that's how another day passes like walking to the wall but how much have we done i don't know but the day is not over yet no it's already evening what it's like four contradictory statements the day's not over yet oh no i was wrong and thus another day ended sorry but it wasn't the end of that day what hey dudes i heard a rumor that lap sleeps in a cute little nightie let's sneak in and have a peep where are you yeah yeah communist all right i don't know about this if we get caught yeah scary maybe we should go back i thought this was a game about translation manga don't be a pair of cowards i've done this hundreds of times i want to say that hundreds well if you say so okay oh is that making okay yeah oh i didn't realize you were a [ __ ] monster like what the [ __ ] that's you oh yeah can you tell me how to get to the library you talking to your little bell down the hall then turn right wait what thanks and don't forget to wash what the [ __ ] is happening hey oh hey did you forget that it could be you into a paw i think it was a joke where she's like so tired she doesn't realize he's not supposed to be in her house oh okay so she just said yeah i think that's what it was or i'll call libby bye dudes we're caught get out ow ouch so many rakes a laugh we honestly honestly will never do this again i've only done it a hundred times hundreds the plural hundreds no i see cries of pain and fear could be heard throughout the night but that's another story manga story 2 coming on nintendo switch please i can't take anyone what the hell ah time to relax but it is so hot lin bring me a drink immediately yes my lord right away what's up we flew to hawaii what hey i want a beverage i can't drink a cake sure you can do it as your command my lord my gosh she's a complete airhead i don't wan know why i invited her to tropical beach 10 feet from communist hellscape [Music] just loop forever bring me a drink quickly yes my lord oh this has to be a dream okay yeah gur drinks did you hear me drinks not a bear i can't drink a bear forgive us master we will do anything and everything that you desire of us well if you mean anything clean my pool damn as always i was interrupted at the most crucial moment by you walking into my home why can't i ever see my dreams to the end why was i sleeping in pants why was i sleeping standing up jean shorts ah so it's you prepare for sumo huh was is that necessary to wake me up by the way what are you doing in my house oh yeah yeah you're one to talk but don't worry i've done it hundreds of times uh what i can't i was here on business in that case it's important okay come on we really better get back to work did you sleep in or this is how we live blurry [Laughter] we turn left up there then we pass a few streets and we'll be there well of course wherever you go you're there ouch ah oh hi andre what are you doing oh i'm experimenting with other ways to make money i see okay we're off then don't be late well you don't want to ask me about it yeah i'll be there shortly there's still a bit of time you can still beat this human being ouch ow well here we are why did he say you need directions to the office you've been at for the past two days i know okay i need to work and you need to go to the training room lie by wants to talk to you thank you for dragging my shed into here we've run into some problems for one there's a shed in here two these binoculars are way too big ah my tiny brittle neck is going to snap with one of it's like a it's like a cheese wire with one of our projects we had trouble with licensing and the enemy team took it don't take my word for it just take a look at this that's it see i told you floating humans out in the field the place was set up very professionally in the middle of the woods until then until recently that was our headquarters in the woods only the finest equipment had been used in our shack in the woods starting from clothes to even a camouflage chair the only thing that gives away the enemy is their red shoes what the [ __ ] are you talking about well now do you understand the seriousness of the situation no um i don't understand anything like slowly backing out of the door i think i have i understand perfectly i have a phone call to me we have organized a mobile headquarters just in time what shall we do go outside to clear your head and think things through attack first attack yes what come on you cowards we're like those human kinetic balls ahem lie by there's nobody here what oh i see okay i'm heading back the situation needs to be reconsidered all right that's the end of our workday conduct reconnaissance well we have already done some reconnaissance okay what are we doing this are we like committing to this are we next time on game grumps thing because it's been like 40 minutes i don't know if we can i don't i don't i don't know i don't know i think i'm gonna save it okay quick i think i think we we have to let's leave this one up to fate because i certainly don't know where this is going yeah and if we get a huge flood of people who are like dudes you have to play one day of manga or whatever one manga day even though we're on day three um i if if if you want us to keep playing this we'll give it another shot but i'm also perfectly content to just let this be one of the weirdest one-offs we've ever done on the show yeah uh yeah let us know in the comments all right goodbye then bye holy crap that's your knob turning

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 348,547

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, one manga day, one manga day achievement guide, one day manga, one kiss a day manga, manga one day i became a princess

Id: pg9ky0pFgrs

Length: 44min 43sec (2683 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 24 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Phasmania]

Could not stop laughing once it got to the “you cannot catch me!!” Part

[u/FireBallis1]

May the Poogle be with you, everyone.

[u/pepincity2]

Ghoul Grumps started a day early this year

[u/beygames]

I genuinely felt disoriented while watching this, the game is so bad. Impressed Arin managed to find an anti gem like this

[u/Wefee11]

I wouldn't mind one more episode of this, but after that I fear that everyone will go insane if they dig too deep.

[u/Chrisixx]

What is this game even?

[u/Bluebomber_24]

Please keep playing! My sides hurt from laughing so much!

[u/trainercatlady]

Oh... oh dear... This is not good at all.

Which means it's an instant GG classic.

"I am a Bison". Coming soon to a t-shirt near you

edit: BAD END

EXCUSE ME???

[u/KnoFear]

I'll never forget you, Spicy-senpai