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what is this what happened here i don't know oh this does not look good did anyone see what happened around my desk area this morning dwight i really think someone's probably just playing a prank on you so just go right through it a prank huh this is official police line tape okay it's not a prank probably yes damn it people someone must have seen something oh you people are useless jesus thunder mifflin this is pam hold please dwight it's the sheriff he said that it's really important it's regarding your desk i'll transfer oh no no don't i can't just cut through it man wow man he really wants to get in touch with you maybe it's a murder no there's no blood maybe poison possibly my god no no sheriff this is dwight schrute press the pound key what's your 20 so uh have you found a band yet for your wedding no cause i'm in a band we really rock yeah i mean it's inevitable i definitely overhear some wedding preparation but i'm fine with it she hears me arranging my social life and we both have to hear dwight order deer urine over the internet so it evens out so i got to save the date yeah yeah pretty stationary oh thanks i didn't get mine yet there are a few people i decided not to invite and that might make things kind of awkward but it's my wedding and i don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy oh i don't know pam i paid 400 for this phone because i like the ring you did and now i realize that you can program or download any ring you want so i'm a little overwhelmed yeah there's a lot of choices you got to help me here okay which one of these is coolest what do you think [Music] how about that one no no oh that one was good did you kidding me no that one says i am so lame you know which one i want there's one that sounds like a jackhammer just really grabs your attention it's like you know what i'm talking about do you mean vibrate yes so i'm happy to be here it's very nice to see all of you you're all looking well today is a women in the workplace thing jan's coming in from corporate to talk to all the women about [Music] i don't really know what but michael's not allowed in she said that about five times women today though we have the same options as men we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there so hey what's going on michael yeah i thought i just i thought about it i just have a few things i want to say what are you doing just hear me out what is more important than quality equality now studies show that today's woman the ally mcbeal woman as i call her is at a crossroads michael and no just you have come a long way baby but i just just want to keep it within reason they did this up and all they're not allowed and they ended up turning the break room into a lactation okay which is disgusting now you're really not allowed i'm their boss anybody want a coffee or we're fine michael we just need you to leave please women in the workplace yeah translation i have been banned from my own conference room so the jan can talk in secret to all the girls oh sorry women of the workplace about what i don't know clothes me yeah ladies i am so so sorry can we start again we were on such a roll i i i really apologize for that yes pam michael's still at the door michael everybody hello can i have your attention please since it's valentine's day there's something that i wanted to say i love the women of this office pam i love you michael's got a few tricks for valentine's day he found a place where you can get 12 plastic roses for ten dollars and he's got a great line me so thorny i love you phyllis milady i love you angela yes even you i love you kelly i love you meredith this is all platonically of course and i have one more and this one goes to to me because i'm heading to new york and i need some good karma yeah but roses don't give you good karma roses are symbols of death you know what just okay there you go smart guy whoa okay problem solved i love ladies always have and you know what i think is the most attractive part of a woman's body the brains because i don't think a woman is beautiful unless she is smart and also the brains are where ladies get their best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff i really like valentine's day in this office it's kind of like grade school everybody gives out little presents and stuff like last year jim gave me this card with dwight's head on it it was horrifying and funny phyllis you could just sign here roy and i are saving for the wedding so i made him promise not to get me anything too big happy valentine's day darling love bob vance fans refrigeration isn't he sweet yeah wow all right dwight as you know i'm heading to new york today doing a presentation on the branch to the new cfo and you want me to come with you no the opposite of that i will stay here and run things on this end good good question will you be seeing jan when you're in new york i probably will why do you ask well it's valentine's day and you guys you know screwed what is your problem this is a business trip i would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to jan about what happened between us her words not mine she sent me an email this morning but it is valentine's day it's new york city of love hey pam you heart ny right you want me to pick up anything that's okay all right the best present would be you do a good job in front of the new cfo dude i'm gonna nail it me in new york oh i own that city forget about it see ya [Music] so you

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Length: 8min 41sec (521 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 12 2022