A TRUE SAVAGE

the word savage has lost its meaning completely okay it's a shitty word now don't use it it's watered down it's like a catch-all term for anything that's like sort of out of the norm you know I mean 15 year olds everywhere are using it to describe their friend who gets two chicken sandwiches instead of one at chick-fil-a you know me dude fucking Savage and you got the milkshake whoa okay it's fucking ruined and you know who did it Logan Paul Logan Paul ruined the word savage straight-up look at this this is the title for one of his videos right here decorating the most savage Christmas tree of 2016 savage Christmas tree there's that you can't have a savage Christmas tree there's nothing savage about Christmas what did you what did you do to make your Christmas tree savage ha you use a fucking dildo instead of a star okay well as you guys probably could have guessed this is the star oh yeah that's that's exactly what you did crazy fucking whoa dildo instead of a star well we got a real barbarian over here call the fucking authorities I knew this tree was the most sadness you really want to make a savage Christmas tree Logan Paul here's how you do that light it on fire inside your fucking apartment stick the dildo to your forehead like a unicorn and run around that's how you make a savage Christmas tree right there not with a fucking dildo on the tree don't hang dicks on it and say it's Savage I thought Savage you're gonna dick in the window whoa oh my god even the top definition of savage on urban dictionary is weakest fuck badass cool violent when used in a sentence that's a savage drink you just made thanks bro you can't call a drink savage unless you're drinking blood there's nothing savage about making a drink for your bro hey bro thanks for the drink you're a savage savage in this situation we'll be this your bro comes over hey bro you make me a drink you smack the current drink out of his hand you go how about fuck off and then you turn around and ask two girls for a threesome whose boyfriends are standing right there with them and then you pull it off that Savage hey real savage drink you got me bro what is this like a vodka squirt drinks aren't savage that being said I saw something recently that I think will bring meaning back to the word savage and I really mean that something that I hope will make people think twice before they describe a dildo christmas-tree as savage alright let's take a look what were you thinking that first moment when the crocodile latched on I was singing I'm going I'm going for sure okay that was the best starting eight seconds to any video I've ever seen we got the whole story so much shit went down he obviously got bitten by crocodile he thought he was gonna die but then he didn't die but we don't really know how he feels about that because he's like yeah I was like fuck I'm gone and it's like does he really care I don't know I'm so intrigued he took on a croc and somehow survived but only barely now the whole country wants to know why I started telling about how backpackers and more likely to get eaten by a crocodile then strange so we decided to go down to the river and test the theory test the theory he wanted to test the theory this man is a man of science okay that we can tell quite clearly he's like we can sit around all day and talk about this statistic whether or not backpackers get attacked by crocodiles more than Australians or we could do as any good scientist with doing we could test the theory clearly this man is an academic okay and as far as I can tell I think he studies so valla he this was no joke 18 year old leader pal full of Aussie bravado and bragging to a girl he just met deliberately plunged into crocodile infested waters how many drinks had you had by that point how about 10 cups again for anyone who doesn't know goon is like boxed wine it's real shitty right and you drink a lot of gets you really fucked up this dude drank 10 cups not only did he drink 10 cups of this shit well you know why he jumped in the swamp to impress this girl what have you done recently to impress a girl what have you done money buy her a drink at the bar maybe here cup of goon on the house maybe you spent a lot of your paycheck on a bottle at the club to impress that cutie right across the dance floor it's pretty pretty good but you definitely didn't jump into crocodile infested waters like our man's lead to pal over here what a legend Li jumped into the johnston river in the early hours of Sunday morning from the moment he hit the water the crocodile hit him grabbing his arm dragging him down he punched it in the snout but it dragged him 6 meters and was about to perform the death roll a split second desperate decision to gouge its eyes saved his life he was about to perform the death roll the fucking death roll that sounds like a mortal kombat special move there's no coming back from the death roll and he fucking defeated him he Bruce Lee him in the snout and then when that didn't work he gouges out like a fucking drunk ninja dude he deserves to be called death roll after this that's his new nickname you have earned the name death roll doctor death roll PhD in symbology hey doctor death roll why'd you write your thesis on oh I don't know gouging crocodiles eyes out then back to the stairs one floppy arm and pull myself here floppy and one floppy em you know he went straight to the girl was like yeah I might have a floppy am but there's more that I'm worth more than one floppy arm no I probably did say that do you understand that most of the country thinks that you're one of the stupidest people around right now yeah I do what's your response to that I'm not really I'm just mmm I'm no trying prove a point first of all Australia fucking rules okay Australia's so dope this news reporter just called him stupid a national television could you imagine that shit going down in America no because it would never happen you'd have a news reporter call this kids stupid and immediately you'd have like 400,000 people up in arms like how dare she call that injured boy stupid she'd be like fucking thrown in Guantanamo Bay and there'd be a hashtag I stand with Lee or whatever secondly an important lesson in the study of Subala G is the lack of regret and it's very clear that Lee here has absolutely zero regrets about being attacked by a fucking crocodile hey would you do it again sure because ladies and gentleman who is trying to prove a point what a legend initially it was thought Lea might lose his arm entirely but surgeons appear to have saved it both the bones and me left arm unbroken poking out of the skin ten gauge marks on the top and the bottom all right I know this dude probably is like is like pumped full of P K's right now but I've never seen someone talk about carnage that chill in my entire life he's like yeah bones were sticking out of the skin there might yeah floppy arm there's a great a chiller I'm willing to bet if he's not on painkillers that he is just as chill I would hope I want to believe that Lee says he doesn't want to see the crocodile that attacked him killed but Rangers have set up a trap to catch and remove it no it's being trapped I won't want that crocodile harmed and I want it released back into the world and I want it to have a happy life and he's an animal activist could this guy get any cooler I love how I just listed his demands like a hostage situation - he was like I don't want that croc harmed and I wanted to live a happy life I want to release back into the wild and I wanted to have a happy life unreal dude unreal this guy it's like there's such a mutual respect between him and this croc now you know it's like it's like your ex you know that you still like respect you still love you guys had your rough patches but you know in the end you want them to be happy it's like that well your ex is a crocodile despite being in North Queensland local and growing up knowing the dangers of Crocs in waterways the young man denies he's done anything wrong haters gonna hate did he just say haters gonna hate as for the girl he risked his life for Lisa's had paid off he's convinced her to go on a movie date she's beautiful caren cowan queensland is watching how can i even comment on this anymore dr. death roll just checkmated the entire nation of Australia are you kidding me he fucking fought a crocodile he won he said haters gonna hate on national television and then he got the girl what a hero you know I once watched this Logan Paul vlog unfortunately where he asked a girl out through a window I think he liked to put up his number on the window or something and she said yes but he seemed to think that was pretty savage you know I would say to Logan Paul I would say dog that's not savage at all maybe sit through a lecture from Professor dick dick roll professor deathroll himself and learn what it means to truly be a savage because this dude is bringing meaning back to that word that is kind of hey guys if you like this video go ahead and give it a big thumbs up with those floppy M's of yours huh and as a final footnote here don't jump into crocodile infested waters don't do that okay this guy obviously Lee is in a special class of his own right but the rest of us we can continue just ordering two chicken sandwiches at chick-fil-a instead of one and thinking that Savage all right I'm gonna go take a shit in the middle of my living room because that's a bitch well I love you I don't know [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 2,451,032

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Id: Nm-PxMJqSH8

Length: 10min 17sec (617 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 23 2017