A New SMP?

two days ago chat i was in a call with wilbur and turbo no i was in a call with wilbur with with tubbo and wilbur rings me out of the blue going listen and i go all right so as you all know from the tube we've all been very into our minecraft mods recently and wilbur messaged me going holy [ __ ] i have found the all-time coolest thing the all-time coolest thing so it's essentially it's this mod right and what it does is it crosses you when you start the game between a human and another thing so here here it is and it's basically when you start you can pick a class it's called the um the origin mod it's [ __ ] cool and so up boys i don't know what i'm leaning towards but it has all these things in it the endearing [ __ ] rambu then all of these shits right and you pick and you have [ __ ] abilities and it's really cool because we test and then me tobo and phil spen and and will that man i spent like an hour just pissing about on it last night like the other night we're like okay i've got listen we all know on the tube we've been doing the funny minecraft mods recently and oh my honestly it is like the most fun i've had like making videos ever almost ever other than the vlog it's the most fun i've ever had making content and i love it and also you have been so [ __ ] supportive on everything i really appreciate so when will was like okay why don't we just do this live i was like yes yes so i got like some of the boys together and now i am very excited so i don't know who's on tonight we got uh will turbo jack manifold uh nikki uh phil don't know why i thought that guy wasn't there was no reason why i wouldn't uh and rambu so what i'm thinking we do chat and now everyone else is live as well so i encourage you to bounce between their [ __ ] street oh god i'm on among us who else hates ksi i don't want this we deserve a wii shop theme right about now but boys so we got a server and everything okay how are we by the way chad i know i've gotten into it very quick jordan what does that mean you switch me up i always re i don't know why i always read your messages every time draw yeah i was in mini mint a stream earlier i [ __ ] you not minnie minto was live earlier and i went in his stream just [Music] scammed my way into mod and then immediately banned ksi's twitch account which i found earlier today and he has and this is very peculiar it's very weird he on his twitch account he only has eight-year-old vods and i was watching his eight-year-old meh vod and i was incredibly confused but very like you know what no i was just confused so i was watching him met also i changed all the channel banners on the channel i hope you all like them the vods one just has my nostril in so i don't mean to brag or anything [Music] i'm not muted say hi if you hear this idiots but we're gonna get on this server literally guys we're taking a step back from everything right now and we're [ __ ] crafting again it's like the recordings but live youtube boys youtube boys please tell me you're pog champing right now please tell me nothing in the world better please tell me if if if obama came to your doorstep and offered you a million pounds you would choose to watch this stream over it okay well no no one specified that off the back which is a little it's like fine what can you what can you expect from a twitch all right boys logging on for the first time which means twitch chat i have to pick my class all right so if you please help me out here it should have be on it oh okay okay okay okay [ __ ] [ __ ] okay you know what we need the [ __ ] minecraft ost up right now where the hell is moog city where is moog city i'm djing so much on streams at the moment i'm really having a lot of fun a human no no no no no no that may as well say [ __ ] let's go through what there is chat i need your help right now this is going to set us up if they i had no idea if we only play the server for tonight but if we don't this is long avian lost their ability to fly a long time ago [ __ ] i wouldn't oh sorry now these peaceful creatures can be seen gliding from featherweight you fall gently [Music] arachnid they're climbing up oh wait you can oh [ __ ] you can scroll okay sorry you can scroll fresh air when you're sleeping in your bed you need to be an altitude of 86 blocks [Music] vegetarian [Music] oh my god okay you know what no no but they are really cool they are i really like that that looks cool to me that does look so cool arachnid their climbing abilities no i don't want to be a spider i don't want to be a spider boy from leeds you know i mean that's [ __ ] a light rain oh that's [ __ ] phil's class holy [ __ ] and i did a funny mic there did you see that and i broke the [ __ ] camera a lightroom often flies in wings so okay you you get like little abilities as well as being a human shulker okay which one scream endearing let's ramble with it merlin i'm not a fish am i that's that's that's water [ __ ] blaze burning wrath one on fire hot blood immune to poison damage all in water you spawn in the nether no i'm not i'm not an oboe phantom skin is translucent okay guys i am leaning towards the avian i listen you know how much i love speed all right not the not that no no no no i dare i think avian and chat if you disagree with me you are wrong no guys blaze is lame you don't want to spawn in the nether yeah avia yeah but it doesn't say this here but we did it we tested all of the classes and you get extra speed you get permanent speed boost what and the only disadvantage is that you have to [ __ ] make weird tick tocks right there's nothing wrong with that no wait no there is there is something right no i'm not getting involved in that um boys tailwind you're you're a little bit quicker on foot than others and you fly you fly no i'm sorry i'm a [ __ ] avian [ __ ] who's up oh my tribes is mr server guy i need to [Music] he's the he's the callaghan [Music] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh this is cool man yo it's me westfield westfield westfield westfield phil vc2 not you ran boo go go away oh wait phil phil [Music] oh phil i have been dreaming about you sorry that's that's that's worrying you know i've got i can't hurt you right now i'm trying to hit me i'm trying why i don't know it's not working i guess i'm like really weak and slow because i i was underneath a tree wait give it a second wait for it to wear off and then i'm going to try and hit you wait is that can you actually not is that like a piss piss off phil i'm barely even a child you don't have to just go around hitting me phil film it yeah well okay let i feel like [ __ ] new kid on the on the on the school playground what's your ability feel oh tommy viability is to fly real high really can i see you what the [ __ ] and it does like double damage apparently well that's not fair why well i can run ever so slightly quicker look phil race me race me race to that tree and back you ready three two one no no no phil no fit i'm back i'm back i'm back [ __ ] i'm back [ __ ] it's not funny in the slightest it's not the slightest of it oh oh you thought well phil i can't look at this look at this look you ready yeah oh i glide i've got wings coming at me oh that's hey let's can i get manifold stuck in the nether how is he oh no dude oh wait oh wait did he choose you choose blaze so okay so i i have shown have you shown your chat like the png so they all can [ __ ] tweet about this and know what it's about yeah i showed them yeah look so this is what are my negatives needs to sleep at high altitude that's you can't eat meat what are your negatives takes more kinetic damage can only wear light armor what you can't wear diamond no oh you got weak skin dude what the [ __ ] what okay well get on your hands and knees and start praying start praying right now oh first what does that say over there why is there a sign over there can you just fly over nikki what the hell yeah yeah okay wilbur i found the sheep tubbo oh there's a sheep there oh there's two bow and rambu uh nikki are you stuck in the water i am i have to stay out nice to breathe is that this is that is that the sheep nikki's stuck in the water where's nikki's dog she's like a mermaid um thank you but she can't she's not like ariel she can't go on land sometimes i can also breathe down here hey nikki you know what you could do you get nikki you can get a water bucket then walk around everywhere oh phil phil come with me the problem is i need to be under water to breathe well you could get a water bucket into the water go around everywhere you can't touch it or else i died you're gonna have to get i'll tell you what nikki i'll i'll provide you with this i'll get you some oat logs so you can get iron and then just remember you permanently owe me forever oh my god okay wait nikki nicky eat this fish it's like eating like how do you have iron almonds now that's kind of i might like eat the fish eat the fish did you know i mean phil can we go off hungry phil vc3 yeah so i'm going to be honest with you you seem like you've got the better abilities to me [Laughter] oh no rambu your one true enemy just showed up at the beginning of the whole world well well phil you seem like you seem like you're kind of the uh well i'll grow up to be phil can i can i follow you around will you help me phil i want to get my ability i want to grow wings like you phil hmm that's going to be and then i want to get married oh sorry come on let's go i'm going to get wings i can't [ __ ] grow wings you prats no you can't yeah all cows we need food all right let's actually make some weapons yes yeah i'm trying to serve uh i'm gonna get pickaxe and get some stone because that's what you do in minecraft can you eat can i eat yeah wait wait wait don't eat apple wait can you eat because i wait why can you eat an apple eat wait hand me the meat i think you're a vegetarian you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you god for making me this way my father was a vegan oh god he was married to the wrong type of grind meatball please can i have that apple no you owe me forever no no you know i'm gonna embrace this life and get all therapeutic and make peculiar tick tocks [Music] what do you wanna do i wanna do that tell you anyone oh phil should we get something hey you know what we should do oh well he's annoying you know what we should do he was he was one hour late yeah you know in all the recordings that we do yeah where we always we always just seem to coincidentally spawn at one of them like massive acacia [ __ ] tall things yeah can we go to one of because i mean you could both fly and glide so we could make a house will you live with me phil can i live with you sure i mean a high place up in the sky would be polk for me it would be so good for us easily yeah so it'll be pretty easy uh let me just put this up here let me make a stone sword for extra protection phil i've got a stone pick in fact i can i can run i can kind of scout off most of us can scout out phil holy [ __ ] this is so cool okay why don't we go get a bit like get how does took up a full lion armor man that makes no phil why did you leave it tough dude oh i just flew up the scout i'm i'm coming back what the [ __ ] what the hell okay no thank you no thank you and i can like boost myself like that oh that's the best okay i'm gonna yeah okay get our mind stone over here phil while you you see the sights of the world you see the seven wonders well i'm gonna take a screenshot of like where we are um okay we should go back and see everyone shouldn't we we could make a little house here if you'd like we should definitely be sociable i think house here would be good too yeah it's near spawn so uh but i don't need i do need stone should we join wait well this is still different okay we'll just wait i guess no let's go and find one of them tall mountains we can go really quick are you sure because i can't really like i can i can fly up high but not super high well we could you know let's go here's what we do phil look at nikki she's in need of stone we go get ourselves some stone then we come back and sell [ __ ] to him right what what let's just get yeah we'll become the merchants of the server also i'm really gonna need like we're gonna need to start a secret farm um for wheat that i can oh or we could find a village man and then i could get all [ __ ] oh yeah villagers i completely forgot you've got there's so much meat there infinite bread dude phil i'm blind you're blind um why don't night time don't intrude me no just generally oh bone meal oh wait can i oh god holy [ __ ] i have to like crouch to [ __ ] careful of this ravine thing by the way it's like what is it it's a it's just a slice in the ground i don't really know peculiar [ __ ] yeah sheep i need you today all right phil can we go find a village yeah let me just quickly like hop up here i'm gonna try and do it you're making fun of me you're making he's making fun of me you can like hop ah that doesn't work okay you know i'll go look for a village give me a minute and i'll go speak to some of the clock what's going on there's there's nothing around here by the way okay i'll go back this oh i could just glide oh this is sick it's remembering your abilities well i'm this is quite quite a new day for me i woke up i went to a better human and woke up an avion still so let's watch anime after this what the [ __ ] where's this come from i like anime now i've just decided suddenly obviously whoa i'm sorry phil are you okay you're alive it's my dog in it no he's not being a good lad okay why don't we go get some okay but why don't we make a kind of a [ __ ] base at spawn before we find our cool acacia things wow sure sure oh yeah like a bunch of trees or break a bunch of trees because you need apples like there's just nothing nearby no i just i'll get wheat man wheat a bit isn't it did you know fiber helps you with poo helps you with poop and i'll poo better now in the game oh we took we told you about that no no no no do not tell talk to me about what you've said but you've told me some terrible terrible things about bum holes and i hated it you make it sound really bad well you did didn't you you did phil he taught me oh god what you and wilbur did he did chat they were all teaching me about medical [ __ ] it is so do not google anything ever i was warning him jack no i don't want you to warn me i can't i'm not i'm not [ __ ] phil's a minecraft don't worry i can't understand wait i'm gonna die oh there's a pumpkin here i think rambo is scared of pumpkins wait i'm not going the right way home are you baseball i see you phil i just i just saw you flying you just i have i am on one heart and i'm gonna die phil phil okay where's spawn um this way i am on one heart man i don't have anything to give you let's go to the netherlands are you a big marmite eater no no i [ __ ] love marmite really yeah hmm what i don't know what to think about that tommy it's okay do americans have marmite i think so i don't know america do americans have mama marmite is this thing that's like this oh it's so it's like jam but pogba's it's not it's they they do apparently but some people are saying not really where's bro um i'm gonna get you the coordinates in a second okay i'm gonna die don't die why okay i won't i oh what the [ __ ] i guess you're back at spawn now though fog right i think we'll but we'll wait wilbur's spawning in wait wilbur's spawning in oh [ __ ] okay phil i'll meet you in a minute yeah okay [ __ ] sake why does he have to all right chap wilbur's getting on now [ __ ] me all right here's what we'll do we need to work out what's going on here and most of all we need wilbur dead right we need him we need him gone he's still choosing his [ __ ] thing guys have you ever met a slower man in your life wilbur thought ksi was okay and not worse than every villain ever i guess i'm just a darth villain the dark [ __ ] vader of our generation i'm telling you now okay you know what let's just get a little bit of chat who do we want to speak to all right let's read some primes let's see what the primers are saying going to be like my favorite doggy and read the the donors this is really cool by the way just to go over if we could make like a um like a command to an imgur link mods just so people know what's going on actually the chat goes so quick doesn't it guys put pogchamp see now no one can see anything okay i reckon i'm playing this a bit silly consider guys considering i can go as fast as i am guys guys am i being at all am i being a [ __ ] oh my biggest fear my biggest fear that truly is [ __ ] okay we need iron there's no freaking iron you are no okay let's find a cave or i guess maybe okay you know we make a little house why is it night oh my god this is [ __ ] pogba's music what is this [Music] filled like a white i'm a vegan i'm a vegetarian hmm why we need a shield don't we let's think what guys i haven't done basic minecraft in oh so long i'm a i'm a rookie [Music] maybe what is down here why is there a peculiarly large hole okay we'll chat to him for a minute so we've gotta get iron let's just [ __ ] it we've just we've gotta get our own we're not getting anything done okay so c counter in the top left we've literally just got to get a tiny bit of iron then we're okay okay come on come on speed running please please okay the sea counter is one tommy yes i'm a [ __ ] ghostburgh what does that mean i'm freaking out tommy i can just what do you what do you mean where are you i've just i've actually just gone straight underground i'm at 462. so i can't find any iron would you come to the surface bro where are you tommy tommy tommy in it okay let me kill me no i want wilbur i seek death let me kill me oh i see rambu well but where are you [ __ ] where are you oh there you are oh where's ender particles behind him dude what do you mean look he's leaving like ender particles rambu ah hello remember you leave the particles brother you've got wait really yeah you've got like ender well why are you see-through oh be careful rambu do you have any tools or anything i can't find iron um i keep dying i don't have any iron phil's not looking after me right i can't beat this gun what does that mean oh i rambu i'm a ghost oh okay watch this ready yeah what if you have a hat like can you throw the key through your way yeah here there there we go there you go if you have a hat does it work well i look i look dashing okay but hold the stick okay whenever you're invisible hold a stick so we know it's you no will hello i'm going to be honest with you that seems unfair can you hear us while you're invisible wait hold on wait wait hold on wait guys keep looking where i was yeah i love your particles man i love your guys i can look guys i can float oh i don't i never mind this is not funny this is not funny i know i'm floating phil since you betrayed me he's floating okay we're about to spawn from there oh i see phil there he is holy [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god this is awesome wait and i can go quick this is fantastic i could go really look i'm trying to run me ramboo wait no why does everyone why can't wilbur wilbur race me to that tree and back you ready three yeah let's go no [Laughter] i'll be in charge i'll be in charge of this whole regime okay i kind of i i'm gonna be honest with you i have no hunger left i lose hunger so far invisible here have a steak well but if it makes you feel you can have all of the meat yeah or i'm a vegan what is this [ __ ] this what's a muggle that sounds dodgy what the [ __ ] is a muggle phil that's a [ __ ] oh this is what i need phil thank you phil phil what's a muggle um like a shitty shitty with [Music] i'm very weak phil we need stone where did you find this uh in the chest for some reason turbo seems to be the only one that can get iron are you supposed to be scared of pumpkins you know you're all [ __ ] you're perfect so i can kill you hey hey oh hey keep going keep going i'm going i'm going keep going oh i'm looking in here by the way i'm coming i'm coming i got you phil i have my pickaxe i think you don't have the open area you [ __ ] can i have my hat stop calling me a muggle chat stop calling me a muggle that is not what i am sure i may be a vegan sure i do not i am no muggle look i've just found a cave all on my own i i feel so powerful should i tell you where the caves are yeah i'm i'm in a cave look guys look guys strong in it isn't is found veganism uh not quite sure what that entails but um perma vegan permanent i'm a perv this is why you need to watch scott pilgrim versus the world there's a character in it who's a level eight vegan and he has superpowers i feel as though i'm also a level like vegan with i wouldn't come i've just i've just got powers i've just got powers i don't really want to be in this cave with you but i also can't go well i found this one oh yeah oh well then could one of you give me a pity pickaxe please sure i'm gonna have einstein phil i'm getting i am before phil for i'm better i i wanna i'm the better man i'm morally better how i react around pumpkins guys i think i'm going to be the moral ground can we light it up there we go wait now i can see through the walls better uh oh there he goes like two blocks if you dig up two blocks the surface is there um okay with ease i clutched up that no there was no stress there only swag and pain lots of pain as well actually okay you know what no no guys i'm thinking think about when we're going in the okay chat if we're in the end and i get a not box like a fish box like a big man who's put himself in a box to con to constrict himself think about this think about this later in the game right when we have a lighters i won't need fireworks that'd be really powerful also i run quicker than everyone else all right if someone tries to fight me i can run in have him i can also float down no stress all right please i should not have picked feline chat do you are literally you are you are backhandedly calling me a [ __ ] right now if you are telling me to pick feline you are so backhanded oh god oh god now i think there might be a thing later on that you can change your thing i'm not sure so for anyone that's new i said okay let me get up here and craft iron let's read some of the bits thank you for the eight quid text says how's it going i'm excellent i'm currently uh trapped in a hole so that's so that's that [Music] on on one huh i think we'll go i think we're going to need to secure some allies but first we're gonna need some food where's okay let's just see what people are up to shall we [Music] hi nikki and jack manifold hello what are you two up to i'm in the then you can trade your way out by that's what i'm doing i'm trading my way out now i've got three obsidian you can just find the route you are such a lame power jack that is so apparently lame poison and i can do more damage no that is [ __ ] lame jack once i'm out of this that is so lame man on this that's not [ __ ] that's awesome think of it later in the game think of later in the game well i'm a fish i don't that's like the most worthless thing to me well i'm i'm i'm starting my game off farming i'm [ __ ] late wait what exactly are you tommy everyone is going to me you are an uh you're a [ __ ] yes everyone's telling me this whereas i know that i'm better to myself when i spawned in the nether guys okay i'm going to be honest with you three the fish the blaze and and the faller i feel uh you three including myself i i feel as though uh i feel we made a mistake i feel like we're the kind of the misfits of the group you know everyone's going through someone granted he's brave and he could [ __ ] feel like we're the misfits like we really are we're gonna be the ones that get picked we're gonna be the ones that have to sit on their own table and we don't really know each other very well yeah we're gonna be the ones that as jack riley said we're gonna be the one that smell weed that will be it we're going to smell weed we're not going to mine obsidious i'm having to i mean to craft a shield as to avoid literally yeah like we might be weak right now guys we are yes but i'm in the nether and can't leave well we're talking about how we're kind of the better gang how we're kind of probably going to be the ones that end up earning dominating the city what are you are you that you're the mermaid aren't you oh wait nikki you know where there's a great body of water you could live uh i'm already in one oh you could live in the lake wait you live in the lake uh-huh i live in a bit of a like back part of the lake because i want to build a logo hey jack jack can i speak to you for a minute now he's do you have a neighbor tubber yeah you're my neighbor wait wait no it's fine i just realized they're over here i literally am waiting till night so i can kill a skeleton let's go see him in the middle hey guys oh my god look guys look through wilbur to find your inner tommy in it hey guys it's me wilbur i'm thinking about ladies and gents okay never mind never mind hey nicole behind you that's not fair you're floaty aren't you tommy how do you have iron armor can i have some you just jump slowly jump jump tommy whatever [Music] oh thank you thank you you no no i need to go to my farm for and get collect bones i'm a bone i'm lit i'm a bone hunter so come over here so i'm actually in in replenishing need of seeds i have saplings but that's not much help nope i need seeds and i need them bad stuff oh is this where you're living yeah yeah yeah so i'm actually living out here and everyone is bullying me my chats uh everyone on this server me and jack manifold and nikki you're a vegan no it's because i fall slow and haven't listened to because i'm [ __ ] well i'm useless i'm useless no come to my tree house i'll show you you can't just keep telling me to come to you this is like the man on the street that keeps telling me to get in his van we've got candy in my tub house i will not get in the tub oh man it's good it's good it's good it's good see you also i need um i need bones do you have any bones oh my god oh you can get apples goodnight think back oh i have apples can i have them please yeah consider this you and that like like what you said to nikki you are now in my debt forever and you need to remember that not if you understand you're preying on my downfall you think i know people you think i know people i'm gonna go get some more wood oh my god you just glide that's so elegant i'm elegant i'm elegant and i'm also [ __ ] mighty i'm gonna glide my way through the nether taking no fall damage all right [ __ ] you you're preying on my downfall the hater's gonna in the words of taylor swift i am gonna shake can i show you my treehouse though stop shaking for a couple seconds okay if you insist come on come on come on come on don't you have any why do you have full iron armor on at all times by the way uh because it's the equivalent of full diamond for me because i have um a extra uh defense at all times okay but if we see a skeleton i need bones okay the fish count as me there are some there's a big blue fish do count no no no no because there are some people that don't eat them right yeah but you're thinking of pescatarian no no no no no that's vegans that's vegans what do you mean that's vegan this is stupid this is so stupid i'm not dude they're not all mocking me don't worry you know what you and me tommy we'll work on getting you golden carrots that's what we'll do they're the best food source pity [ __ ] carrots look this is my treehouse over here wait there's a skeleton over there turbo what the how when did you have time to build this come inside it's beautiful i've got my anvil and my furnaces and if you come up here this is where i've got my chest and i'm gonna build my bedroom i'm going to be living with you i've just decided roomies speaking of which you have bones i need things i'm going to be living with you and you're going to you're going to pay me rent i'm going to pay you right i'm going to glide over how do i get kelp i need bones right now i i luck of the draw what is that some weird gambling thing oh i actually have no idea please help me please help me please help me i'm a boy i'm a boy i need your help i need your help i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming i i can't correct it's so hard to [ __ ] oh never mind i'm here i'm here okay can you just kill all these skeletons for me please please please i can't use a shield that's all right you just use dying you know what we can do i kind of want to use the bones to get bees can we get no no no no i'm going to starve to death if we don't get bones please or if we find a village no i know i see the bee i see it i see it we've got bees we don't need bees do we what i need is food it's a replenishable food source what is this gonna go down oh oh let's save this guy i'll come with i need i'm starving why does why does no one on this service need to clock that i am starving for me i've got you three bones oh can i have them can i have them please yeah we're roomies now so we have to work together yes okay i'll start my phone next to your house yeah yeah make it really pretty though i want everything by my house to be like okay i'll have the tommy in an area which is made of cobblestone and and screams tommy in it sure sure sure we're only i'm not sure be roomies forever tubs though but just off the bat wait what do you mean well you know i got a life to live i've got a goal to push everything it's only a temporary thing but you know i've got i got goals crap you know i want to learn how to i want to follow in fields of minecraft's footsteps it's in the law now man that's the it's lit we've been on this over for five seconds it's in the law okay turbo where men of your room i have a proposition right forever you help he is being clingy right now i'm a psychopath okay what i think we should do my friend i'm a bit of a quick runner i i ran all the i won all the races at school if you could help me find a village because there's loads of wheat there then we'll be pals all right that's [ __ ] near to you just gliding we don't need him no tommy he's that grown on you now good night okay i'm getting okay i'll run off i'll run off look out and look back no you just punch you're crazy i'm not crazy i'm going to go and find a village to live my life you're crazy you tried and ducky doctor hated me as a roommate oh but i need you probably hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] you were trying to you were debating me all right turbo where is the village i don't know well how would i know can i eat cake can vegans eat cake can vegetarians eat cake if they have it's got milk in it it's got milk in it and eggs oh god oh [ __ ] hairy bows oh [ __ ] oh man i can move really quick that's exciting okay i'm scouting out the areas this is a new land so i okay i'll get some of this as well i'm on i need to find a village like i need to it's up there yeah yeah yeah i'm coming back i will i will work on a farm at the base while you go and look for a shoot lots of planes as the planes are the planes you were being a bit clingy then by the way pal i was being a bit clingy i wasn't being clean yeah you were you were saying i had to live with you that's kind of weird everyone agreed whoa that looks cool it's a cool seed it is thank god it was naturally generated uh we chose the seed didn't we [Music] yeah yeah we did [Music] what village kind again [Music] you're going to be like speed runners you're going to get the bread okay give me give me a minute okay you know what [ __ ] this animal crossing music it is it is time for the bad boy you ready am i about to can we finally start [Music] oh i am [ __ ] now everyone who's wronged me ever i'm going to destroy them well come on wait wait wait wait wait wait please please please please cha cha i know i know you might have thought that this was almost getting a bit slow getting a bit chill streamy absolutely not i am going to go and destroy them why you have slow falling okay shall i re-explain to the people no you know what no no we i i will not settle for this i know what i will settle for it's all coming up tommy in it holy crap so everyone just to give you a little explanation on the server when you start beforehand you can pick one of these classes i pick the avian which gives me slow falling and i [ __ ] run quicker which i find very exciting it's been pretty [ __ ] so far because i keep running out of food but now oh [ __ ] let's get a bell let's get a [ __ ] bell oh my god i'm gonna make so many balance jokes okay come on some more some more this is the tommy unit village i'm gonna i'm gonna adopt every last one of these people and when they scream tommy am i adopted i will hit them around the back of the end say are they bathing is that what why did why did village just okay guys there is a bit of a lack of wheat here not the end of the world though we've got we've got enough the stackers up on now let's get hench then let's go back then let's [ __ ] up wilbur sutz okay okay now we have an iron he's coming up tommy you know what well you are chicken [Music] i'm gonna [ __ ] get dmcad just so i can play the jaws theme right now leave my [ __ ] culture about you okay no and guys and this is a unique character trait of mine nobody calls me chicken all right i'm cranking up the able sisters in order to filter out the rage and believe me hours hours of of planning what my work behind no other films i'd watched [Music] be nice tommy are you insane chat chat who just said spank him what the [ __ ] come on fellas come on pull yourselves to go [Music] hello excuse me uh tommy in it coming through and this is why i like being able to float did i just [ __ ] floated my way into diamonds i don't need nobody i oh my goodness oh my god that's so so i can just okay you know what now who's got the [ __ ] class now who's got the [ __ ] one a one vane a 101 vane [ __ ] off man still still i'm grateful and you know i'm gonna be grateful i'm gonna we've ah let's answer the chats oh my goodness uh miku thank you for the one pound come on come on guys by the way one of the things i changed while i was off for a little bit we're gonna sub go if you donate now or resub and put a message it comes up on the screen now can you see three months pog i made it come up on the screen now hmm thank me later you know what we do i've had an idea if we save jack now i can [ __ ] save him forever and then he will be eternally grateful like the little martian fellas out of toy story not for long i actually have one i need one more obsidian before no no no jack i can make you a portal right now i'll get you out would you like that yeah please the pigmen are not being cooperative they will only give me string and leather really why aren't they being clean much i i i got oh i got a lot of spectral arrows which is quite cool okay well you know if i save you you'll kind of owe me quite a lot because i would have saved you from pure paradise i'm actually only one block off well no well no well yeah but i'd be the one that saved you you know yeah but if you're gonna make me owe you i might as well just leave you know no no no no i mean please maybe owe me a little bit then i mean like i mean like um what do you want i mean like a like a no no no no only long term long term long term i don't like this it feels like a pyramid scheme i don't even know what that what that is that doesn't surprise me thank you what nothing i'm just i'm working on getting upset no no please jack i'm here to save you i'm your friend aren't i yeah okay yeah see good guys do good things and that is why i am one of them i'm a good guy good guys often don't have to express the fact that they're good i'm a bad guy that wasn't what i was implying but go off i'm a bad guy you know i glide you're going to be the i'm going to be the first eyes you've ever seen on this server how does that mean the first the first thing you will ever see is tommy in it what what a [ __ ] life to what do you mean great i mean great i mean that's so good nice be [ __ ] thankful be so thankful no sarcasm here imagine the first thing you see when you wake up post birth is tommy in it i literally i'd rather not imagine that so many women imagine that popping out the old the old womb of the nether to see to see my my grin isn't it iron pick hey that's a really [ __ ] achievement name they should change that don't insult me this is jack manifold you change that okay jack do you have any gravel on you telling mojang what to do right now because look i think i think if it was me in that office there'd be some better choices made [Music] you know you have definitely just went on mute and that pisses me off oh no you're just you're humming you're making me come on come on come on come on come on i'm gonna carry on trading right now oh [ __ ] off sorry i'm i'm i'm helping us out right now i'm just trading with this pig man huh if he gives me did it worse oh for god's sake no no jack do not fear tommy and it is here okay i'm gonna go get gravel wow he's bothering me oh well well there won't be no bother when tommy's in room it just went through his legs he just went through all his legs what was that jack i shot his ball back at him it went back down do not talk about balls around here he has lots of legs and it went through them all hey hey why do you sound like that i'm i'm go ghost in it you've got a condition pal hemorrhoids eh we can't go in the sun did you say he's on roids he uses steroids and jack jack i want to get jack i want to get you to the surface no but i'm actually already here doing that so sorry yeah he's actually working on that and i'm almost one block i'm literally like one obsidian block away from getting out anyway but hey tommy can i help but please oh yes yes sure okay if you must sorry just uh trick shotting uh i've been a little bit downstairs me when i'm good at minecraft me when i'm talented you're you're downstairs downstairs in it ink over okay where i mean i'm looking for gravel pal do you have any i've started saying oh yeah i have gravel what is it what can you what do you possess any phantom reference is that reference to danny phantom yeah i go ghost and [ __ ] i do oh you're so young you don't know who danny phantom is no you should get older i tried i'm going back to the nice person no pl we're misfits no one can take a stride we didn't have a podcast yes this joke already but you ignore me the first oh sorry well now i've now i heard it and it was funny let's let's throw parties with ryan p and have a pot oh i need to eat let's throw parties where people do illegal substances but it wasn't our fault jack what the [ __ ] it's true they did cocaine there what the [ __ ] jack i'm coming through i made the i made the nether speak we have a we have an enlarged nether portal okay jack you ready you ready pray pray on your upfall hey i'm here i'm here thank you where about what are your coordinates 97 60 minus 106. eh 16 minus 106. i'm in the red oh that's not too far away i can get them just kill yourself and then come back i really wish i'd have emphasized that in one sentence instead of two different ones because now it's going to be one hell of a clip i just need one block of obsidian i could leave that's pissing me off you know we're not going to the end don't you yeah i found the fortress by the way never mind i spawn right close to it i do holy [ __ ] i am cheating i am cheating i analyze this right now what i just got i just got pearls on my first drop that's not good that's no good i need obsidio um i've already built you a [ __ ] portal you yeah but you might as well head to me and we can go out through my part no just go through mine oh yeah i literally just cheated in the game [Music] [ __ ] mine's probably lots better one in 1.76 billion wow wow he wasn't really good well and that's what dr strange said i'm like him but not strange i'd be dr cool if i was a doctor socially normal if yeah if i was an avenger i'm sitting and i'm leaving i'm leaving it's fine i'm ready if i was an avenger i'd be called dr massive guy i didn't waste my time i just saved you oh wait wait wait no no i can finish the portal but i can't light it no just come through mine jack man no i've got to fall no wait you know what i think you know i've got jack treasure i've got a steal i'll come to you what's your cards um minus two eight three forty eight two eight okay i'm i'm only 100 i'm good are you low am i gonna have to float down to you this is awesome uh you may actually oh my god [ __ ] why did they that's what i said on the test as well i'm gonna try and get a flint and steel no jack i've already got one on me i've got one on me everyone's calling me useless and i need to prove to myself i'm not this is a hero's journey and i'm the hero no i'm a hero i'm a hero hero's on his way jack where are you at the chords like tommy mchero on his way ready to fight crime i'm a hero [Music] holy wait i can do massive jumps oh my god i'm on roids don't say i'm on roids why gear use we already promoted weed we didn't promote it look i just suggested that we were the misfits holy [ __ ] that's good enough the weed stock just went up what the weed coin guys i'm gonna do some market manipulation which is illegal but so is weed by weed coin yeah and then say oh there's the bastion wait jack where are you i'm gonna float down to you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] try and get this guest to light the ball never mind i'm a god never mind i'm a god sorry i couldn't hear you it was hercules in it hey i lit my bottle oh no no no no no no jack no he blew it up again no jack no no i'm very much alone now and it lit it but then it blew up again so i actually can't leave okay wait where are you i'm don't worry i did a little clutch that sucks what the [ __ ] jack i've got i've got a flint and steel i'm burning i'm burning stop stop dream no you're not wait i'm in the i'm in this the spiky biome uh yeah there's one not two i think i spawned no one so you're not too far okay that sucks stop talking yeah and so what oh i'm coming to save you yeah and what would you be what yeah i found it yeah yeah then you near me then oh i see you joe manifold i don't stop telling me to be careful everyone because i'm not my middle name is danger and serious and kraken kraken [Music] that doesn't mean any ah jack ah so you want my help do you oh what the [ __ ] i don't i don't i don't get lit on fire do you want my help do you oh wait any turn off particles sorry because it [ __ ] kills your pc if you're on if you're going that biome with particles so you want my help why'd you keep lighting me up wait can you give it can you give me some gold can you hear me give me some gold gold gold lava fine fine i'll just bob it oh so you want my help hey get in there i'm so sick of this all right well promise me will you be my pal yes let's go together together holding hands friendship where are we oh wait you're oh you were having a [ __ ] time you are the biggest failure of life you are you are god's failure you are god's failure i don't die in lava i'm literally like jesus stop you don't kill me no no jack please come get me wait wait stand in that are you okay oh no no you are the biggest you are literally so [ __ ] oh maybe no please don't be we don't need them yeah yeah oh my god hi on cue play hi come over here wait oh please jack come over here please let's do gear let's get gear here we go stop saying we're gonna do gear okay do you need therapy because if they have wheat then that's really important for me jack where jack i helped you oh jack wait wait wait no come to me come to me i am watch your chords then minus two thousand two hundred and ninety and five four eight so you've been going can you stick with me a bit let's stick together like bread look when i look when i see let's be a bit more overseas [Music] i told you say it again you have problems you fella where where right hold on how did you run this fast can you no can you just tell me your chords please because this is unentertainment minus 230 544 how did you go oh i've been going the wrong way ah yeah that'll be why then didn't it isn't it i'll be right in a minute that's your name you're probably british tonight that's your last name you're really british when you think about it yeah you're so this is [ __ ] [ __ ] it is because you're [ __ ] me and you jack the misfits of the group yeah wait where where where where okay 2 30. how did you run this fight okay 580 then where ow oh see i see it i see it this is [ __ ] [ __ ] in it [ __ ] hole hey don't be saying [ __ ] like that because that's enough that's that's inappropriate and offensive really yeah yeah if if if your mom could hear you what would she say probably smack me around the head exactly and you deserve it i'd have it coming i would you're being a little [ __ ] i love people with british accents jack and you are one of them uh so okay my big thing is you are one of the people i am actually a forced vegetarian so deep oh i got wheat for you yeah i can't use that for fuel wait do you have wheat do you have a wheat please yeah i have like tons of hay bales okay stay inside please give me the hay belt we're going to have to stick together as misfits give me the hay bale there's the here you go hit i should know i don't trust you i can eat rotten flesh like perfectly fine by the way i don't get hunger so if you want to be rotten flesh i'll just double that up i just gobble that up i will yeah it won't give me no harm stop talking like that it does me favors so why do you sound so peculiar right i don't i don't sound odd at all okay i think we go back to spawn and see turbo since apparently i live with him he he told me i can't go out in the rain just just [ __ ] i've got a hat on and it doesn't help but it doesn't i wonder if it's just me that finds your accent so funny i don't think it is well there you have it what was up one day he turned to me he looked at me dead in the eyes and he said jet manifold that is such a funny voice you have all right i'm going come to spawn with me then come on i'm i die in the rain i'm currently dying stop i'll just stay there you go there you go tommy there's not much shelter well i've got gear now so i want to go home and start my house but i would love to [Laughter] you are so puny man you are so beautiful you can eat rotten flesh and it don't bother [Music] come on come on big lad come on let's go let's get to the forest to get to the forest i will actually die it done to give me the ships oh i'm actually dying inside inside i need fresh air to sleep i do do you have any other food that isn't bread that i can eat since you can't oh cheers thanks for throwing it in the rain just hop in wow if i was gordon ramsay right now i'd start shouting all right what would you say would you go on about kids what that's what he does isn't he shouts at kids that's his brand come with me get in this boat jack and we'll go really quick and you'll be all right just hold your shield up i will still die and if i can oh my god and die water is what kills me all right well shall i just fish all right i'll mine some wood then while i'm here i'll make the um you know what this is a [ __ ] [ __ ] situation this is but i'll make most of it i will this is a [ __ ] [ __ ] situation but i'll make the most of it all right we've just been chatting rain like mary poppins it [ __ ] sizzly what hey jackie it won't stop raining what's up raining what's all this then right what is all this that a jacket you stop your [ __ ] [ __ ] and come out and reign your big [ __ ] oh boy don't accuse me of such [ __ ] behavior oh what oh [ __ ] idiot this is so weird it is [ __ ] on because you're a [ __ ] tell me i got a disc i said wrong server bruv oh man don't give a [ __ ] i don't give no [ __ ] [ __ ] listen to grime only shut up and maybe a little bit of ksi if i'm feeling low eop sees this ksi i probably see this i do jack come get him but we're stuck in the boat we're stuck in this accent because we've been we've been with the misfits of the group so we're picking up misfit accents is it because you guys picked bad ones we didn't pick bad ones we picked the best ones they'll just get better over time i think i picked the best one first ones over time no jack you could have been a shark with me why didn't you no i'm a blaze hey y'all i'm the [ __ ] players i am when i'm beating the [ __ ] out of people i am hey i'll beat you senseless oh my god i taught him what stella was and now he's just tell us okay we're getting so pretty that the americans are going to be very confused we've got so i lost so many views yeah me too but it was very worth it true it was impeccably worth it it was so much worth it i went to watch phil speak normal please stop soon unless phil to vote he's gone on deafening he's just gone on deafen her selfish [ __ ] run at once all right okay that should let's let's go on all right just get in my boat get in my boat i'm dying i do right it like kills me quick it doesn't just kill me slowly like i i can't okay all right right right right right what we do come under the tree top sorry that's how we'll do it okay sprint though sprint let me up oh [ __ ] ow okay i'll carve a bit of a path for you oh cheers big lads it's all right big lad cheers my g um don't ever say that cheers my slime no they could say that i can say my slime can i alright under here okay this is so dumb under here oh it's a big one this might die okay let me let me scout okay run over here big one big one coming up big one coming up we gotta get to spawn so we can meet up with the boys oh i think i recognize this by him i do turbo yeah where's your house go on that's where's your house what where's your house coordinates uh just we just wanted we need to get to spawn we need to get to spawn um it's like 300 minus 600 are you [ __ ] kidding me are you having me on are you having us on we might we may as well go back through the [ __ ] we're bloody 2 000 blocks away we're tapestries huh oh are you having me on just don't go in water stop i can't go in lakes i can't ah i'm having so much fun make this jump thank you all right wait okay to beau are you rip ghostburgh make sure okay even turbo's twitch chat every twitch chat try and talk like us right now until the end of every stream of stream do not stop talking like this i want to eat yours all [ __ ] joking like this [ __ ] smell like this on twitter are you talking like this see how you do it hey see foot make sure you smell it like [ __ ] that all right god it's so interesting jack can't go in lakes i can't what what if you don't do this then you're a coward i'll lock you up in a cell if it were my land my law my land i'd lock yourself my law i says government says shotguns are run on land but i say if i see if i seek neymar's dog on my farm again i'll shoot it right and i will shoot its head right clean off i'll blast his head right clean off into this one i will ah you got i don't i don't i really i really owe people out i i really hope other people are enjoying this as much as i am because i'm having so much fun what the hell you bloody daft muppet you bloody you're not you're having a laugh you are you having a [ __ ] laughing this is serious you are i think this is a is a thing this is a mess about situations so i can't really make these well that's all right i'll bless your [ __ ] head off i will get your legs on steroids get your legs on go down you'll be having legs like me like no time you're right yeah i'm just in shock why what are you doing i'm digging a tunnel okay good on you lad talk like us talk with us come on let's in what does indoctrina connect me i'm going down like oh god he's too dory to talk like that he's too posh he is a filthy [ __ ] dory he said oh we're gonna get a blue blue passport so you went yes that's what he said okay okay okay you know i'm gonna explain the jokes to the americans in chat so basically we left the uh the european union and it was the the older people typically wanted us to to leave the european union and it meant that we changed the colour of our passports and boris was very excited about it and boris is he went he went on that one thing that like youtubers do where they get you to pee all the questions off of the google anyway and our prime minister went on and they asked him about the passports went no but you will be getting um a new blueprint and i went are you [ __ ] kidding me he got so excited shut up shut up doc leave you outside [ __ ] wait we'll put you in general oh god i get my dad's show now i guess let's be a bit quiet i can see my dad shouting do not do impressions of the prime minister do not do not do impressions of the prime minister tom my dad doesn't talk like that keep moving okay look you're ready you ready ready ready look look at this impeccable look at this impeccable alike never more because jack is our mate and when we drink with jack he gets it down in eight seven six five you're not you're not downing it jack i just drank like half a bottle of water thank you for the 20 gifted subzone as you would as you were thank you for trying to give that subs thank you subs in this accident now i am jack yeah [ __ ] trust almighty hey cheers subs just up there you keep me running you are you keep us going you keep us when crops out mrs goes where's where's liquid i need to go to that shops you keep us going you keep it doing it you keep us going on for that ah thank yous thank you i thought yeah this is really yeah see i knew i would oh wait this is my [ __ ] my favorite buy him that's it oh what is that then hey got a bit of a cup going on as it's actually my favorite one this is actually really true oh it's a thing that's a thing something you gotta keep talking on this john you can't start now oh wait are there are they good loot in the chest in here all irish people we're not irish no i wish we are what are you talking about what you are a [ __ ] that was so that was moronic that was moronic beyond my wildest beliefs oh oh carrots you [ __ ] you [ __ ] i'm floating out of here jack come with me jack just run that you don't kill him now because if we go in a village we're going to be absolutely absolutely absolutely fine i didn't get it i didn't get it didn't get i didn't get it get it i'm immune i am i'm immune i am don't need no vaccine test and when they gave me the test and they said the amusement is actually real this is actually real he gave me the test right and what i didn't know is that after you put it in your gob you have to put it in your nose so you put it in your mouth you're talking normally you are talking normally and saying the word gob you have to you have to first put it in your mouth and rub it against your tonsils then you put it in your nose right so i put it in my mouth and then and then the fella went all right now up your nose and i looked it i literally looked at him dead in the eyes dead slowly went this has just been in my mouth i didn't realize it was this oh [ __ ] totter in it i didn't realize that to put same stick in your garbage stop talking like that jack because i'm gonna lose my [ __ ] mind in in in your job for americans gob is your mouth oh god i'm losing my [ __ ] mind right now oh i'm gonna put on some undertale music you go on them big ladder i'll [ __ ] sands hey sansa that's why i imagine boris sounds like when he's walking the prime minister walks around and all you hear is the sandstone dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun where did you go do you think we've loaded on a jack come over here where are you just over this hill look look oh my god the big hill yeah no no not that one this one here you're saying here doesn't help okay look look the weight is the seat do you think we may have stumbled upon a slight glitch in the terrain a glitch in the code oh there's a glitch in bloody cardigan wrong didn't you do it you're [ __ ] bill what failsa fails her feels i've just been kicked for acting i have and what do you have an unwhitelisted you got kicked back and and then banned oh you're i just got kicked and subsequently banned what the [ __ ] this is definitely a filter minecraft moment if i've ever seen one what you're probably really confused because why don't i get one white listed i don't i put in chat phil you got this one wrong fella didn't you he probably is very confused but we know we'd know weren't we we know the me and us and the viewers we know there was an as an audience uh those aren't fans audience hours they know this your granddad sounds like a sound fella please let me have the eye and i have not touched iron this whole game go get the iron from down i've got [ __ ] i've got 35 iron in my inventory i've got zero well on account of there not being any in the nether count of my [ __ ] stupid oh [ __ ] jack watch out why oh never mind never mind you're right all right guys watered me you dick all right you said you're you're space from undertale you silly [ __ ] come on get get moving like that hurts get a move on jack wow well [ __ ] off come up here now get up here now because this these words you're speaking are not on but these would just be these words you're speaking aren't [ __ ] on you see you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] [ __ ] you are [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] think you're all big and you aren't you know do you know you know yeah you know yeah you just [ __ ] massive you [ __ ] aren't even all big yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you are fight i'm a big prick a big man you're not you're [ __ ] [ __ ] possibly the biggest you [ __ ] [ __ ] you asked i can pout i can down three pint of stella and not even feel it fella oh my this stream is just me and you saying really british things things until one of us loses drops my smile grows larger oh my god as my youtube video is a 10 of 10 my heart is a one of ten for i am no longer married to to the grind but to the ladies hey i love women me hey i love women as much as i love a good a good pint oh this is cool the water ruins on london are we living in yahoos not in it no not in there not in it at all now let's see it out let's get back means nothing okay come on come on come over here all right i'm really hoping this is going to be one of them clip channels that gets like loads of views because right now the people i genuinely clip channels this bit you have my permission please extort this for money this is so worth and tommy and it are very british hey well we i need to know if this if this will hit with the youtube because i'm not sure because i listen the people on twitch don't seem to be appreciating this for how incredibly funny it is and keeps deafening because we keep getting too much for him sometimes toro gets overwhelmed by the british sometimes jordan gets overwhelmed yeah just full stop what the [ __ ] okay no end of sentence sometimes dude gets overwhelmed and to cope with that he thinks he doesn't know what's going on sometimes he gets a bit overwhelmed and he thinks it's okay what is all this then because that is not how normal chunks load this service [ __ ] this server's [ __ ] [ __ ] this is a load of wank what the mother's watching this she's good she's gonna have she's gonna give me a bowling and she's gonna get battering like minus 300 600 oh what the [ __ ] to bow no no 300 minus 600 that's fine i'm not that far you're going a bit the wrong way that's all right what the [ __ ] is this corner [ __ ] this reminds me of math class with mr brett and he [ __ ] going not concentrating on if i said what concert on youtube about him [ __ ] yourself that was so far gone even i struggled man my favorite thing ever is that still happens to this day is when editor larry who is very very american it's like so american tries to subtitle me and best of all tries to subtitle fills a minecraft he like he just can't like he just he just messaged me like i'm sorry i just can't do this just wait wait until he has to subtitle this oh god he goes i'm sorry figure this out then fella come on all right figure this out it puts it on then you can't you don't like coward yeah you can't do notes now it's about that he can't feel that [ __ ] go on oh yeah i was going the wrong way scouse give you a scouse accent which one's that you ever go and i don't know i can't find scouses you know you know [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] went down the other day yeah that's how they sound scousers do a birmingham accent um that's like brummies isn't it bro they we're nearly at spawn i desire you're today at work i did an impression of bill clinton hey throw that out i don't know why throw that out what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what that was okay i swear to you i saw wilbur what do you believe me do you believe me right now okay will this power as he go so do you believe me where did you see him what the [ __ ] is going on in the chat there's ghosts in the air tonight not love not love [ __ ] are you [ __ ] oh no that's wrong wrong lady wrong lad come on keep traversing mountain hey i'm just gonna swim up this what the [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god what the [ __ ] okay okay jack i am pissed now do you have any arrows you have any error yeah okay it's time for my [ __ ] song it is it's time for my hey where did we get on do do do do music there we go hold on i'm playing wrong music for this i played undertale i'm floating i'm flabbering down where is it where the [ __ ] are you wilbus we've been speaking like this for [ __ ] 20 odd minutes eh [Music] i've lost 3 000 viewers but it's all right i have lost 30 000 and i don't give up [ __ ] [ __ ] because i love this action hey wait wait he's he's a superior brit okay run run run i've got a question to axe you death die i got a question you're getting right on my blooming nerves you're getting on me tits you are [Music] will be you're on chat manifold's tits no don't know jack it's all right i don't do too much damage i can survive i didn't even do that one on purpose all right it's i've been doing it for too long now it's just it's me now it's who i am come with me with me it's my identity well my hey jackie jackie ah hey jackie call it not wrong jackie i am need the other one what's the elasticy one that does all the gymnastics come with me where are you i'm cooking up some mutton no don't cook mutton a jack manifold there's a [ __ ] ghost dog there is a goat cup follow me don't need that [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] your slam chops we're out he's stealing me this will not be gonna tolerated myself jack come on there there where is it where is [ __ ] ghost boy telling you now between bat chat between us all i'm saying is ever since these ghosts have been in system ever since they started using vaccines now now dare i call that coincidence i don't know but hey come on come with me come with me don't believe it i'm i'm telling you this now i am a mute could you just feel it i can just feel it his vibrations are different you know what it is [ __ ] magnets whenever i click them together they make the little pigging sound in my head and i think i know you come with me [ __ ] ghosting again wait the spawn wait we're back at spawn jack yes this is spot okay we need to set our spawns right now jack let's get a bed we've got a bed i've got better but i have to actually go really hot wait do you have one will please what is it what is going on with you ghostbury [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] jack will you come upstairs with me i'm literally literally like licking me like your face jack manifold what the [ __ ] it's disgusting it is not even past 9 pm gmt oh there you go well not mine what are you doing tell me what are you doing oh i have to go up to place my bed apparently due to my character need to sleep at high altitude whatever the [ __ ] that means it's [ __ ] [ __ ] enough oh it is it is high enough eh [ __ ] you know i guess we're making a treehouse in skyrim what about the space what do you mean we're not he's brothers to rush off to the toilet holy [ __ ] this is not oh my god how is everyone assuming his jackets tell him how are you all someone just joined hey oh you [ __ ] [Music] now go get back down somehow trick oh wow you're stupid aren't you you're stupid aren't you daft what behavior like that is not on if that were if that were me all right if that were me oh it out man what was up just like that jack he's grabbing my [ __ ] he is he's stealing from me which it would just judge me if i said that almost lit almost i could feel me pipes opening i could so i had to dashed out toilet he stole all my [ __ ] what do you mean wilbur has killed me and stole bits i think wait he's not killed he set your spawn set your spawn big man i did spit i don't know i can't i literally of course i wash my arm but i literally my room so cold what are you accusing me of stuff like that well your kids are making stuff like that would you forget [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah go throw me some stuff then ghost [ __ ] oh my god it goes to us where's ghost wipe where's ghost wise he's licked my bloody soul walker boots no surely [ __ ] not he didn't so walker boots immediately [Music] or consequences or you're out [ __ ] clobbering i tell you now i'm making i literally can float i don't really know i am a clubbering shall come your way all right i'm making it so i can go up so i can go up it's his globbering time as the thing would say as the oak what the [ __ ] do you wait wait wait wait wait are you talking like us now are yous [Music] [Applause] he gave me a tulip well give me my ghost walker boots don't you discover making everyone ghosts and [ __ ] is i'm telling you now hey jack i could see a new freak [ __ ] symptom i can't i've got a deal for you [ __ ] off all right i said no first time stop dropping me your [ __ ] flyers i don't want more dominoes i'm right hungry i'm right hungry i want food what jack i'm gonna get some um dirt because i want to make a farm in out should we make us a sky house together jack can see him i can all right boots now hey up there's your baby all right you have a good you have a good one i think television that all right you have a good one lads all right terrific television terrific television all right it's canon what do you mean it's canon what do you mean top gear is canon he's a [ __ ] tosser let's go make me a farm all right let's go let's hey let's polish this up a bit because i have to sleep high and everyone's going to be judging me they will all right all right cheers for ladders it's all right this is [ __ ] all right in it how this undertale music is doing my nutting now i've had enough now i'm getting sick and tired of it [ __ ] i played dummy for a bit because that's all right solid tune though h but it will do it's too british it's too british we're gonna lose people because they're gonna go what the [ __ ] is he on about what the actual christ is he's saying google it maybe you know look it up do some research if you want to enjoy something you better look into it come on then the joe internet do you know what [ __ ] twitter's done to everyone it's made them [ __ ] lazy yeah they think they can just check these [ __ ] timeline and [ __ ] timeline [ __ ] tweeting about [ __ ] and they think that they can [ __ ] just understand everything what i'm telling you the world didn't work like that when i was born right when i were in lads right when i were a a youth right when i would you never bother you yeah all right yeah like google and and bloody faces what do you mean watch the language well mother i'm also working i'm working as well she said i need evidence hey the neighbors are gonna the neighbors are not gonna be cross yes we're gonna bother oh somebody get a bit quieter we're gonna have bother on she knows the [ __ ] she knows the [ __ ] she knows the [ __ ] yeah quite so we're gonna have a bother on me and you and i stopped with all the effing and jaffa not neighbors oh your she's she's such a wonderful woman she is such an incredible woman oh my god she's doing it she knows she knows stop all this effort in jeffy not neighbours will not be happy will they that's what she said effing and jeffen for those who don't know is swearing that's you know [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] [Music] all right let's make this a bit nice for us we're not going to retain any audience if we don't have nice they're going to go watch [ __ ] turbo they are they use who would do that who would who would do that do you have a laugh with me don't have a [ __ ] lava we've got a bell that we can ring for primes yeah you got one side primes brahms down club i see using football club not making eye contact with me when i see yous on [ __ ] on [ __ ] river prick i see you on boat on river and i smile at yours and you don't smile back give up primes hey subscribe prime give us a check give us a check see if you've got a free one go on if you don't if you don't pay for it it's not too expensive it's not too expensive it's [ __ ] it's like he's [ __ ] two stellars eh get that for free if you just ask politely so spend that many years nowadays gentrification my friend well honestly honestly do you want to know what i do jack well and what here's how you get primes right it's okay let's sh what should we i think we should that hill is just asking to be made a house into and i can't just keep making hills and houses and hills but i really well also you've got a bit in the sky fella oh yeah all right let's make it i need to stop it how do we make a sky it's getting on you in it how do we make it okay how do we make a skype i know what we need oak wood and cobblestone help me let's plant the trees though make up jimmy proud [Music] he put a right a lot of effort into that into that well and that fundraiser didn't it so let's make sure we make sure we don't you know because there's misses and everything what going on about it on facebook so let's make sure we're big jim yeah does it yeah what are you good at good [ __ ] good anime he's with her i are you on instagram are you on are you on instagram [Music] i'm no i'm not laughed this hard it like oh i'm so glad this was an idea to do this [ __ ] thing just all the people from this i'm just gonna sit laughing hard now for the next week i [ __ ] know i won't go over this for at least a week okay anyway so on his instagram you know the little you know that story button on on top of page oh yeah yeah well if you click that yeah yeah story with missus and i thought i thought cry oh my jimmy you you got a good one there aren't you good good jim you've really you've pulled and i'm impressed but don't not say big jimmy's pulled big jim's pulled and you know what that is impressive no if he can't so could i right so can we yeah it's so true so [ __ ] true what the hell bloody yeah you missed a log you don't give a [ __ ] if i missed a log you know i leave vlogs [ __ ] bog lab [Music] it's too far gone is the toilet wait you want logs did you on planks [ __ ] i don't [ __ ] know i just want skye outside she won't keep viewership up keep keeping viewers happy so i can get some feet missus oh [ __ ] just got exploded 100 should get a job you may wish i should get a job she don't have to work if you don't want to you're trying to keep women down you are fast i am not how [ __ ] dead what did you just say to me i am i'm [ __ ] you know [ __ ] beautiful work darling i says i said when i see him when i see him doing all feminism i think good on yours good news for standing up for what's right good on yours i hope i've run into a mine i have hey i ran into a mine i have did you eat new uh sun [Music] why did you read the new sun magazine i'm gonna dox myself a little bit here but it's so funny that i'm gonna do it anyway you know my local newspaper is called the chad only jack manifolds town house of the chad is it really it's called the chad there's a chat article about me you know what are you are you in the chat i'm in the you're in the chat you made it i made it to the chat i can speak about that because people already found the article wait can you link it to me please please link it to me let me find the chat article i'm in i've got i've got to read the jack manifold shout out it's not just about me there's a couple other people but i'm heavily mentioned in it what are they saying is it going to leak the town you literally can use the picture of me getting my gcse results from the chad on influenza hub are you gonna um do does people know the town you live in because obviously i'm never gonna say mine but do they know the one you live in it has been it has been revealed but i tend not to mention it again just in case but yeah it is out there all right well i won't i won't say it then because that would that would totally play into my bit right now it's just got a funny name chad she's got a funny name it hasn't got a funny name if people knew they would lose their [ __ ] i can't actually find the uh find the chat article i found the best no i don't want that picture i want [ __ ] shout out to kill on yours the pictures stella is all right oh yeah hey it's not it's honestly one of the worst pictures of me i've ever seen it's horrible what is it why does it say the word bold behind you because i went to a school with the word bald in it and [ __ ] they don't believe in the even the [ __ ] school makes fun of you it's already i've seen it on twitter it's already been leaked behind just jack look at that mighty grin young lad that is the worst picture of me i've ever seen that's me with my gcc results and the captions like jack is proud of his gcse results well i didn't get mine because it got an eye inside his fella well i got a [ __ ] nine in english i did and and i got nine five of them five of them five nines really i did yeah what the f you're a you are a [ __ ] nerd man until you hear about my a levels why do you in a levels i got two a stars and an a in physics maths and computers you are [ __ ] nerd you know i could have went to oxford but instead i decided to be a streamer you need to appreciate me because i could have gone to oxford but instead i'm sat here talking funny over minecraft i am i could have gone to oxford but i'm not so i can entertain yours so the least you can [ __ ] does is drop us a little prime [ __ ] helmet that's true i got a primer as you said that thank you well you know what you're bloody welcome user hey i could just bob down really i could have gone to oxford he could have gone oxford and instead and he instead he's doing this for years instead i thought you know what i'll play minecraft and what do you say what do you lot say not on not [ __ ] on we need more cobble we have no scram [Music] come on guys i couldn't go to london film school and been pressure professional editor for um for um mark hamill but instead i am here mark he's very active on twitter he is i'm thinking about replying to him soon but i'm worried i'm worried i'll get in getting all me getting all my grammy business luke skywalker so don't say that i'm the joker why are you the joker he was the joker you know was he he was i need cobblestone i can't get it from there because i'm gonna he's a really actually don't know for real he's a really good voice actor like a really good voice actor as he met me what voices can you do then fella go on [ __ ] off finally someone wants us to talk like boris johnson can you do a boris well i'm just getting it call me tell me no boris he goes i'm not well um well well i'm if i'm i can't do boris not very well um well no um you get a a beautiful new blue passport let's start going on about the flute it's so funny though it's how he goes no um you won't need a new passport but he will um get a blue blue blue passport so funny it's just the funniest thing he could have said hey this is about it being blue as if everyone's gonna go oh boris you've saved the nation with that one yeah it's all boris you've done it again we'll get up i do a blue passport it's just so good it's how he's stammers as well like he like he really goes all the time i can't believe this ever was like like initially we were thinking you know maybe we'll do a bit of playing about maybe even a [ __ ] role playing and we've just sat here for two hours doing it doing that she's drifting water she is water is [ __ ] what's she all [ __ ] drenched i'm gonna make some food for him go on there go on there lad pinch some scratch she dredged this [ __ ] [ __ ] where's a coat where's the coat oh fell down in cave huh oh hello hello little one hey you got any little ones [Music] you're right i can't get no food oh i found a chicken i'm so sorry excellent well it's hard in it because it because it economy [Music] economy is doing me no favors economy i [ __ ] my my niece says put all your money in dogecoin so go down i got out pound and give it all me cash and what do i get next jack [ __ ] [ __ ] that was that was good and you didn't laugh enough that was like that was a proper joke like there was thought behind it and there's a lot to it and you just gave me a little sorry i was just too busy thanking people for primes oh you were [ __ ] priming while i was making wilbur would have lost his [ __ ] at that yeah well he's not here is he well you're not with will but you're with me why is there a big like gap here where you just fall down to the bottom well because i'm placing [ __ ] ladders you know what sometimes think a bit think of it before you speak sometimes because it's important to do that because if you don't you're going to end up like friend johnny down ramp block oh i'm going to die if i continue that water hurts i'll do this is let's call this the what should we call our tower let's have a let's let's have a tower what should we call our tower [Music] hey bret [ __ ] off tower you're right [ __ ] up what should we call that [Music] no guys it's gotta be to do i will not call it bojo's tower yeah no i don't know um we'll lose the respect of our peers come on chat come on chat be a bit more inventive be a bit more no come on you got to do it close to what our accent is eh eh okay sorted then chad what [ __ ] off the [ __ ] chat pad [ __ ] chat is quite good to be fair someone wants us to do an irish accent can you do irish [Music] you have to go you know look at this look at this hey look at this hey [ __ ] it look hey look at this what's it called let me eat some chicken [ __ ] [ __ ] chat [ __ ] it [ __ ] dad tower in it [ __ ] it oh no i know what we call i know we call it [Music] my family lives in the top of the pub we've got some fire resistance pots here we can solve them sell them make well i've got law three i have give that turbo what the hell oh dear lad should go see what other one's up to hey say again should we go see she go should we go see what they're holding should we go see what the other ones are up to eh yeah go on then go on there go on then big like wait for me witches all right i need a boat because we gotta enter with it i'll do lads out oh nice little nice little uh what what what what do you make of this eh oh jack pick me up because i'll i'll because it'll sizzle he will there i'll sizzle my gum i tell you return like this [Music] up there oh you're not [ __ ] invited you aren't you [ __ ] sketchy little [ __ ] dodging patriots well dodgy aren't you it's a lot of yes you know what daryl i if i [ __ ] yeah only phil's allowed him because he you know is out talk jack should we go mining hey jack should we go at mining yeah get us some proper riches but missus is like painfully bad no it's not tell him [Music] [Music] it's not bad chat it's not bad he's flirting with him he's flirting with him do you want to know what my screen looks like right now everyone and you can put this all over to her well i told it that is what my jack just so you know the i think i think it has your your school name at the top of the the image you sent me that i showed on the screen yeah i don't go there though okay look at that that is what happens when he's better than everyone else is that the picture of me no no of course it's not is that why is that funny now look i would just call him a [ __ ] because he said what were off those words i mean you're american i don't like you for it i don't like yours don't like you for it it's not xenophobic it's just deserved [Music] why would you be pissed off because viewer attention is bollocks ah you know what mate i am on my lowest view ship past month but i don't give two [ __ ] shits because i am having a blast as that [ __ ] americans say they're asking what tories are now how do you describe a tory to him [Music] you go at first torres like um boston's from down south like um i'm in charge mojo that [Music] i can't do any accents man just the americans think this is really good [Music] sausage roll i'll see you in [ __ ] minute all right chap oh my god i'm gonna [ __ ] end it um thank you all so much for watching i don't know again i'll probably be live on this again i'm really enjoying it like i'm having [ __ ] ton of fun um i think once it kind of gets more into the mod [ __ ] it's gonna be well fun but tonight's just kind of been you know having a laugh right but oh no okay i am going to raid wilbur i can't host anyone i'm going to host wilbur but let's all go watch jack manifold because i can't break my wilbur pact i still be very upset now stream tomorrow listen one hells yeah i'm here tomorrow pogba's two all i'm saying boys is okay you know the sleepy boys so me tedder blade and wilbur and phil playing a game a really good me and wilbur are going to be teaching them to a game now what game do me and wilbur really know well that they don't find out tomorrow boys thank you all so much for watching uh i think at 7 or 8 p.m no freaking club but just you turn on the notifications right thank you all so much for watching please please boys go watch chat manifold i'm going to continue being in his stream for a little bit maybe but i am going to host wilbur um so go watch wilbur and turbo as well all the boys thank you all so much for watching it's been dead fun see you all later yeah make sure you talk like how you're talking now wilbur's chat thank you all so so much for tuning in to all the students i really appreciate it and good night it's not rust

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Id: _s-7qJKS5ho

Length: 119min 42sec (7182 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 12 2021