A GALACTIC ACCIDENT | Stellaris Nemesis: Cold War

greetings precious humans and welcome to the recap video today's recap video is sponsored by paradox our glorious empire participated in the nemesis cold war event playing the new nemesis dlc that is out now click the link in the description to check it out i can barely read the script with this on my face i took over from my predecessors spiffbot boba and benbot in the later stages of the event and had alexbot join me for the end of all things i was the latest generation model booted up in order to try and save our refuge from the threats that lay beyond our borders i hope you enjoy the divine imperium he's he's pulled an old palpatine maneuver and is controlling the senate and getting emergency powers voted into him he's currently custodian of the galaxy of everyone except for us and the zoomins he has two vassal subjects as well i've just noticed a very new like freshly coated robot being already influenced for who i should hate and love us you should hello there ladies and gentlemen i have been asked to call an emergency session of the galactic powers by the zoom and the overmind the galaxy is uh is an evil decrepit place we've been lied to it every turn of the way and uh honestly we're kind of fed up with it we're kind of fed up over death entirely friendship i am a high enough priority robot to be having this conversation considering that i was spooled up approximately five minutes ago the only thing instilled in me was the love of the zuma's and i hated the emperor i choose friendship hey gift basket we'll put them on the mantelpiece uh come over hang out uh we have nice apartments there great other appreciators of beauty always welcome to here no flowers well this is sad the war i guess [Music] turning to the the newly appointed as far as i understand it galactic emperor from the divine imperium [Music] there has been a minor color change the imperium is now a bright red as it is the ruler of the galactic community now the galactic community has fractured quite a bit uh since we last checked obviously uh the avarian alliance the zoom man overmind the refuge all have left the galactic community but everyone else up in the northern end of the galaxy is uh is very much subject to the will of the imperium do we really not have a shipyard state oh these are all terrible who who made these okay all right okay space station 13 immediately done awesome right do a bunch of shipyards the game is just crashed well i'm going to take this one would you take my hat off right wait one just read one and and i become a stalker instead greetings dmitry now let us uh let's put the normal voice back on there we go moving around we have a proposal to make excellent i'll turn on my voice then my apologies i have uh definitely not a human wearing a robot suit please continue of course not so we we have decided that uh for the best interests of uh of our mutual friendship uh we should share technology with you beyond a level that we're already sharing all you have to do is accept our uh protectorate uh offer you're gonna get an 80 discount on all the texts that you research may i ask what the small print is in this in this event image is the key to the uh there is no small print uh we we are genuinely curious in conducting research into uh the shroud and uh having uh uh what you would call it subjects i mean obviously we're friends but having subjects does contribute to uh better shroud of research we're not going to do anything anything nasty like assimilate you or anything like that we we promise you're a good friend i may have to pull these small helper bots and see what they feel in regards to this uh this offer as uh as i have only just taken command and require assistance from my from my league here we've got about 10 seconds left on the vote get your votes in your offer unfortunately broke our computators and we got a result of 50 percent and 50 for yes and no however i vote yes thank you excellent i feel smarter already as a protector we're allowed to build new outposts qa test is now available in a six-pack oh my god would you look at this it's a shame that i i think it's currently unavailable i think this galactic slave market was shut down you know what when the zoomers take over they'll open it back up and over to the doc which is going to be carriers we want carrier core [Music] bother you but we have a full galactic council meeting if you don't mind joining us so at this point we will turn to some of the other unfortunates who've been dragged into this conflict so the the the refuge i believe uh you're part of this war what do you have to say i chose a really bad time to start redesigning all of my battleships uh we could just maybe talk our way out of this they currently have no guns we'd like to avoid a war thanks is it really the wisest tactical move to admit to the entire galaxy that your battleships have no guns now we have the zoom is looking after us to be frank our ships don't even really matter thank you zuma's we are a protector of this after all you're welcome i mean we're happy to protect that's the friendly with that indeed ah right well that didn't go well we're one of the few free empires though that's well no actually no we're not free at all we are just a protector of another empire but we're at least not an imperial empire that's a slightly better thing we're we're just we're we'd really appreciate alloys or some systems or just oh of course of course we will we will give you we will shower you with goods thank you i've been a good ally and uh i i like that you're sticking with with us being allies even though the rest of the galaxy has uh turned their backs on the choice in the matter yeah yeah friends now thank you very much goodbye yes yes you chose a terrible time to come the galaxy is on fire everything is burning down and the enemies are in our gates inside of the gates not even at them they're inside of them oh dear yeah that's not very good for our quest for yogventures five i think that was abandoned around the uh around the time that we accidentally became the protectorate of the zoom and remove all ability to expand and get more qa testers also left the slave market things have happened oh no i was handed a broken galaxy by uh by uh spiff and ben who who in front of my eyes as i was watching them explain what our empire was like uh through the fleet into battle and lost it um oh no things have just not been going great there's a 74k fleet rather currently walking to uh to valderram to try and stop the uh invasion of the imperial court oh that's a large powerful star base though yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a fleet it's a terrible star base but a big fleet and i'm hoping i can just six thousand like an animal just scare them away with by making strange noises oh there's a caravan here to watch all right here we go are they turning around they're turning around they're noping out come on get back here yes oh oh no no we may oh no we may we may we may be losing this oh dear yep that caravan's just flying through the active battle as you can see uh aspects ship design significantly better than mine significantly better as uh as all of my fleet now warps out will we be getting assistance from the zoomins gonna have to go after would you like to go knock on their door and say uh we have a major issue inside of the refuge that being many imperial ship i will go and ask thank you very much quick turn about and make them think we're in the battle the whole time yes here we go brilliant there we go wow that fleet got disintegrated i'm just waiting for all the battleships to stop wait are you seeing the same thing i'm seeing the battleship corpses just kind of hanging in space where where is that uh in the oh oh they all just exploded in ambrisia there was uh there were like 20 battleship courses just staying in space so we can can you go thank the zuma's very very uh very much oh wow amazing save we're going to reclaim our lands now we have to thank our zoom in uh zooming friends for saving us against the might of the empire uh we were just sending a fleet out for a routine uh qa test and it was ambushed quite severely by the empire but uh where our zooming friends came to our aid so we are forever grateful to the zoomings and won't abandon them no i just signed something with someone it was pretty neat you're doing so good douglas we're all very proud of you hey that's the real leader he'll be back no no no no you're the real leader douglas you're doing a fantastic job isn't he everyone look at him he's doing a brilliant amazing amazing just the best job thank you so proud of you our friend douglas yes i'm your friend who are you yes you like to be emperor there's an opening those are the zoom ins douglas they're nice to us yes okay okay thanks so yes i support the movement of what are we moving we we were more just trying to figure out what the heck is going on in the galaxy to be perfectly honest with you i'm in the same boat as you i have no idea yeah yeah i think everyone is to be honest with you douglas it's it's okay what are you doing the game i get to have that doesn't work anything near as well it is i'm raising my desk up the robot oh are we standing okay yes yep i will stand up with you standing moment activating it's going taller than me the desk is taller than me now no come back need more people you know how we're a protectorate and that means that we can't build her an outpost so we were just gonna ask you for some like spare systems that you know maybe could make our empire a little bigger in exchange for all the fighting we did for you uh we we just noticed all the systems on our borders uh they've exploded their suns have gone supernova um i'm sure we can help you out can't wait we might need some other systems than the supernova ones that i was going to ask for those but they're all on fire now so it looks very pretty but um very pretty yes indeed it's beautiful is it not great work alex your diplomacy skills are no no bounds yes i have i have that mod installed there we go oh it's so good cooking a planet alive knowledge is the key they were not suitable for qa therefore they must perish it was too sparse and it was simply old it was outdated the engine was outdated we have to get rid of it we need a new engine to run the yolk benches five on research concluded ah look at that that's gorgeous god i do love the animations one of the first things when these first released i made a video that was just i blew up every single planet in the entire galaxy oh my god yeah it took so long to do but i spawned like i think i had like five kilometers so every system i went to i hit every planet simultaneously and like filmed it all looked beautiful oh my god are they oh oh they're jumping over oh the massive fleet battle has begun look at the number of ships well we're here but we can't actually fight oh yeah they're not letting us in oh my my computer is chugging something oh there we go it's recovered oh i think the zoom oh no the zoom ins have won decisively oh really oh they didn't need it it wasn't even a fight that was oh wow huh and we're just there observing just like this useless little we did our part we filmed it so they can you know show it to the rest of humans later i i know we're not allowed to do it i know we're not allowed to do it but i really want to declare independence while our fleets are sat next to their aesthetic engine and just immediately destroy it oh we could we could actually because like there's only a 30k star starbase here we could actually research content just turn on them right now and blow up their uh a very angry dj being quite unhappy with us if we did that yeah i was just no just know that we could have saved the galaxy twitch chat we could betray our overlords here and save the galaxy oh wait no they returned to the home system never mind never mind we can't cheat it's sad never mind no we absolutely could have done it because we could have gone to take this declared war and then jumped over because we're only one system away oh my god it's just renamed twig now i see um no they were the beautification beautification republic yeah they were quite nice so our research project is going we're making well it's going very well so we have a yeah we have we haven't i i i we just got this thing we're going to do right we're gonna become beans apparently we're gonna leave we're gonna go to the ground become beans okay can we run your empire when you're gone we're really experienced there's a better idea for you actually oh yeah we want you to come with us yes but but we're robots because you're you're our friends no the thing about robots is you're limited by your metal form and in the shroud there is no robot or no robot we are all the shroud indeed you're all pure energy which is really what robots want anyways like robots i love energy i i i eat energy yeah but when i become energy with that number energy there'd be no one around to eat you what what exists in the show the yoga ventures five that's all we want to produce is a good point in fact there is there's infinite time infinite testing and infinite development ability inside the shroud you're telling me that yogventure's six is in the shroud yeah oh i think i'll go to the shroud shadow of israel episode 43. episode 43 that's like the one where they haven't made i think it was like yeah it was like 40 something wasn't it chad's gotta know i mean i don't know i i called it shadows of israel when i first spoke to lewis about it oh wow that's an interesting title for it i did love it back in the day though that was i have watched it a fair few times i'm gonna just offer a white piece real quick to see if i can just steal some land from the empire as we run away you want to say you want to regret setting you want to wrap up in this galaxy quickly do it i'm going to quickly destroy blame roomie this world needs no not exist any longer all right here we go just get rid of all the robots we're decolonizing it quick [Music] get off of my planet i don't need you anymore which one is blame ruby it's one like i think it's in the rim world uh sorry the ring world area just called blame roommate oh yeah playing roommate oh that was yeah i think that's what i did i should have i should have planned a cracked it actually that's what i should have done there we go all right i have i have uh what's called decolonized it there we go all right well oh good i think we're good there i think some caravanners have come into it to join us in the shroud the racket industrial fleet is here they heard about the great trip that's going on i think that's uh that's happening love to see you hi i'm glad you're here to see us press this button this button will take us back home and we'll take you with us three two one button boom oh it's very quiet now the imperium has collapsed and the game is out of sync i will live forever on the shielded world of kandara too with all the other primitives [Laughter] [Music] it's not ideal no but it's it's the only planet left in the galaxy so what's my first choice no but it but it's not the only planet left in the galaxy oh what what did you find another one is it no it wasn't what what was kandara the only shielded world no or marigold is another one but now that world's gross they keep talking about beautification and i prefer the monkey planet and brimmy oh oh well actually the whole time i was just a human wearing a robot suit to trick the robot so i was one of the biotrophies yes i'm just pure energy now but i guess i'm hanging out with the zoomers in the cloud this is great fun uh it was very much worth the lack of sleep that australia grants me so thank you all for having me

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Length: 19min 25sec (1165 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 15 2021