A Dick Plays Fallout Shelter

in case you guys hadn't realized but that's the release fallout shelter from the PC that's fantastic because I hate playing on my phone there's no reason to ever play a game on your phone unless it's Pokemon go you know what I'm saying I'll catch that audit on my phone but I hate I ain't gonna put a [ __ ] around trying to build you know this kind of thing with a the phone this is my little volt this is vault 420 it's failing because I keep taking on people on hangout of food because I have one [ __ ] lady working in here this one guys just sitting down doing nothing they're just writing on [ __ ] make some food people oh my god there's [ __ ] braiders beating my ass and this is not a good development [ __ ] hands so I'll take that ha ha don't nothing but uppercuts by the way look at those up and then this lady she's like my one high-level lay she's just sitting here [ __ ] it let's go bowling why not I don't have a single gun to protect myself with I got this black guy with straight [ __ ] hair like white people hair is she gonna leave they actually just walk out when they they're done beaten every single person got their ass beat and they just [ __ ] gave up where were you ladies I mean I know you're knocked up but you could have come out here and thrown hands or something put a [ __ ] of the high heel in someone's eyeball Christ got it nothing your big yo you're strong he's strong ass woman get your ass in there once again kicked out of a room this lady is kicked out of every [ __ ] room I put her in she's [ __ ] useless she's gonna get knocked up and that's it ok I still have this lady waiting out here according to her skills she saw [ __ ] equally horrible at everything go into the food place make some [ __ ] food that's what you need to do lady you go make some food to leave this guy here he's got the mask on he does the role-playing all right he knocks up all the women him macdaddy he's got like [ __ ] three kids already see if I could sing a totally write a song about you this guy is all over a man Diaz he sees women he could you know what his name is no longer Noah you gotta give him a porn name cuz this guy he's just he's a [ __ ] lady killer there we go long dick silver it's like Long John Silver but even better you could just go ahead and give whoever designed these characters a big thumbs up alright it's look at all these women well not these these are all knocked up but these women got some curves man you know I'm Sam oh look out unhappy right I don't want this listen pet carrier to get your pet collection started open it and become a [ __ ] you oh look how unhappy these ladies are they they're totally not this leaves just shaking the [ __ ] out of this totally pissed off I think the reason why I stopped playing this game to begin with was hey you [ __ ] Thunder around my house again and kill my computer I'm gonna [ __ ] in your mouth mister Florida this is Florida by the way it's not even [ __ ] raining outside every day every day at like five o'clock because right now it's been thundering for like 20 minutes it's 5:42 everyday around 5:00 it starts thundering no idea why it [ __ ] pisses me off it just this area right over my house doesn't rain it just says certain thunders makes no sense ladies look I know you're pregnant but you got to work for two over there she's not making food she's just consuming it this is [ __ ] [ __ ] I got these two over here just watching her and just [ __ ] right and [ __ ] about it like it's a study this is the only lady doing anything you are you Karen Brown Karen you're gonna be the new manager this looks like a waffle hut it's gonna be a waffle hut manager that's that's your name because you're the only one [ __ ] working around here these two is shitty employees oh can you get the [ __ ] food quota up like work people more importantly why aren't you guys [ __ ] yet I sent you in here to [ __ ] that's what you said I've been thinking about you all day well think about the penis and vaginas oh my god dumb as bricks I got the two stupidest [ __ ] working in here no wonder they're unhappy they don't know what the [ __ ] going on no wonder they're just shaking beakers full of liquid I don't know what's happening this leaves just writing she's writing on the metal clip on the clipboard not even writing on the paper as bad as this guy just hammering the side of the wall this lease not even trying she's just waving at the wall here's some lackluster employees once again the only person doing [ __ ] work around here is waffle hot manager for the for those of you that are kissless virgins you know in your teens that's how you get to [ __ ] a girl you do that little dance and then you sit there and run back and forth and try not to trip on your mid mod coffee table he comes out busting a grin she comes around the corner all sad and [ __ ] look at her she's like I feel awful of course you feel awful you [ __ ] knocked up half the women in here you [ __ ] idiot she doesn't feel too awful look she's happy it's [ __ ] 100% happiness she's happy she's the third lady to get knocked up by this guy I feel bad for the rest of these dudes that she's just turned on the UNIX or something look how sad this guy is he's like dude I ain't slaying no puss I got 20% happiness that's pretty low on the happiness meter guys got a lot of strength and this is the strength room why are you [ __ ] upset alright we're going for gold here we're rushing the food factory [ __ ] mate you know how I know I treat my guys well look at this guy's [ __ ] up man it's got like 10 health left 100% happy he's been slaying [ __ ] all [ __ ] day he can be missing both legs you don't give a [ __ ] alright so since I can build this overseers office its end dwellers on quests from here this is a new thing I have not played this since they added overseers office and and I want to get it I ain't got enough shekels man I have 489 I need a thousand so bill I [ __ ] didn't want to start with just he's the only [ __ ] going on this mission I told it stop and the [ __ ] tip won't go away you got to be [ __ ] kidding me could you could the game not [ __ ] struggle yeah could you [ __ ] not can you recall thank you close I get it thank you for the tips that I asked to [ __ ] not ever have again if I can recall your big [ __ ] idiot you got to be [ __ ] kidding me get out of here just stop I don't want to reach now no I don't want that I want to close this I don't want any of it [ __ ] close the [ __ ] thing I'd the team's not even gonna [ __ ] make it one let me leave it it's like this [ __ ] stupid thing kill the girl okay this is great I get it thank you this guy didn't have a [ __ ] weapon it wouldn't let me close out of this [ __ ] stop these [ __ ] things on my script okay you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] dude you can't get [ __ ] on you this is this is brutal do I even have to [ __ ] watch this yeah give up the [ __ ] quest I didn't ask to do that [ __ ] great so now ice rise now that I'm [ __ ] now look the game made me send people on the quest without closing out of it because my people weren't back yet they had the [ __ ] gun so I could then send them out on request now I have to wait [ __ ] nine hours and 55 minutes for this [ __ ] idiot to get all the way back here so I can send more people out on the quest this is [ __ ] it won't let me close out of it was like now you're setting people now that you open it you gotta do it whoa okay apparently while your people are out and about they can discover places like this [ __ ] just discovered a red rocket gas station what's up lady cruisin on in here alright son a shovel yeah okay oh we got an abandoned cabin do you want them to go with ya of course oh I'm gonna say ignore [ __ ] Oh Oh No shoot them shoot um it helps if you [ __ ] shoot Jesus Christ shoot that one [ __ ] head um substan in there like an idiot put your finger on the [ __ ] trigger oh my [ __ ] god dude I swear to [ __ ] god there you go come on just [ __ ] pull the trigger dude why are you smiling like that this guy's [ __ ] insane where is he areas areas what up boy give me the [ __ ] mucho scabs over what that wasn't anything I was like 200 bucks last time I give me like 800 I've hard time seeing that guy but I've realized he showed up in this room weren't anything and he's a creep sir I think he's waiting for these people to bang

Channel: General Sam

Views: 313,742

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Length: 9min 35sec (575 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 15 2016