97% of people cant tell what this is #82[REDDIT REVIEW]

how to slow down time step one this doesn't actually slow down time it just seems slower because you're doing something difficult so you're more aware of it what you got whoosh welcome everyone today we're reviewing r slash whoosh for people that are just dumb perfect for you okay let's let's get into this what happens when i tell people i'm colorblind that's cool points at the object what color is this you forgot to put yellow into the list i'm okay [Music] i feel like as a youtuber this especially applies because god damn don't have to read out all the dumb comments and a lot of times i can't tell if people are double wishing is there a subreddit for that the double whoosh you can't wash your wool shirt i am not getting mushed in this episode didn't realize how tired i was i went to bed at 8 pm and woke up at 1 pm jesus ah yes minus 7 hours of sleep no 17 hours oh thank you so much thank you thank you so much for that oh oh god i now i feel stupid so annoying the cameraman be like it's called a drone oh what thank you i can only imagine how slow netflix streaming must have been while quarantining for that 1918 pandemic there was no netflix back then genius yeah conan you dumb stinky but you don't know how to make a handshake actually he does there's photos of it oh okay our twitter password is the last seven digits of pie no hackers so far pious non-terminating irrational number there's no last digit [Music] you're fun aren't you everyone loves you you're fun to be around that's gotta be great to be you boy i wish i was so smart like you are wow flintstones goodbye world flintstone gummies that won't kill you you know what they say everyone's like oh china's so bad they're restricting their social media and all the government is controlling now we need it we need less people commenting because god damn it i'm for it i'm saying it now internet the internet was a mistake i've said it before i'll say it again god damn it me all night trying to remember the name of the donkey in shrek isn't it just donkey oh wow aren't you special thank you thank you so much oh geez oh why was i without youtube comments i have a friend who lives just outside of general building in ukraine he watched that drama and said he counted nine historical inaccuracies on one hand it's a movie not a documentary oh okay you want to read that again you want to try reading that one again if you didn't get that i'm sorry you got whooshed he thinks nobody can see him can see who the cat dumbass you're so dumb god can't you see it's a cat what are you blind i've never been washed in my life being that person not me don't know what that feels like you suck just spot 50 cartons of two percent milk and mix it to get 100 milk my bones are now indestructible it's still two percent myth [Applause] first ever picture taken of a black hole in a visible light spectrum no it's a can yeah you guys don't see i bet you guys since you guys thought this was a black hole invisible in the lights first picture i've taken about light spectrum a cat cringe i actually don't get this joke oh god am i getting whoosh it probably took a good year or two no no no no i can't get worse to make this table good year that's the name of a tire brand you can't boost that wusha i was you'd get woosed know the difference when you hit your toe in a coral reef are you serious uh are you serious right now sharks don't even have toes question mark do they shark have's toes does shark have toes oh god they have fingers what what the [ __ ] shark has toes wait they have jeans for digits but turn them off yeah just turn off your digits bro you have toes or you turn off your digits dumbass freaking [ __ ] are those toes are those toes that's why i don't have legs i just turn off my digits bro sheesh the manager at our local ikea is retiring so i sent him this cake where's the cake all right you know what this is a whoosh this is a double whoosh if you cringe at this that means you got whoosh and i don't get worse [ __ ] you i know all the ikea jokes don't worry about it i bet you shower naked you [ __ ] what the frick of course i shower naked okay [ __ ] calm down sheesh i sent that to my friend all right good test to see if your friend is a [ __ ] is your milkshake really worth it the second photo is a woodturning lamp wtf yeah answer the question is your milkshake really worth it huh answer the question god some people the imposter me hiding in a man if you're hiding in a vent you are an impostor have y'all ever seen a pancake on a rabbit lmao this is not true about my wooden post days you don't know obama like i do no you don't on one day bailey alex was walking outside and she saw a boy crying she said to him here here kid have a roll of air conditioning pear coil one quarter three eighths 410 a 20 meter polyethylene uv protected insulated copper heat resistant 2018 celsius you're destined to do great things that boy was elon musk isn't wait a minute something something seems odd about this story isn't elon way older than her hmm like 30 or something i cannot doubt this story no offense to anyone timeline and probability just don't add up to me the probability really sold me on that one the four horsemen of any guy's most used folders games homework homework memes why do you have two homework files me trying to remember which homework file was the right one in front of class on the on the projector screen actually nike's just do it great all right that's what you noticed great congratulations you did it you your brain is so big that you notice everything oh god amazing well done what if they're trolling this makes it so complicated i i don't i don't want to get double whoosh but there's so many people like this that's too many of them send them off to an island all right vote pewdiepie i'll fix this i'll get rid of them don't ask how it will be nice they can all just get together and correct each other and everything it's it'll be great when you're a youtuber everything you do is wrong there's always that one person oh you think that's how you do that you think that's how you sit on a chair no felix what you want to do is you want to sit like this this is how chairs what oh the microphone that's not how microphone [Music] sorry i apologize you hear the one about the airplane no it'd probably go over your head i'm pretty smart try me i'm pretty smart i it's this feels i this feels like i would double wish it would not go over my head my reflexes are too fast i'd catch it [ __ ] pokemon graphic design is my passion did i get the job pokey yeah you can't even make her name fit you might as well could just quit just quit no from now on she know pokemon ne shi poki mane no pokeman pokimoney come on give him a shot graphic design is his passion come on people on the internet are just always shutting each other down so sad watching people eat alone bro he's not alone they're just wearing camouflage oh now i see them thank you wow the only open-minded president we ever had ah yes a slave owner and a slightly less dedicated war criminal should we tell him should you tell him or should i if he ever feeling down just remember that neither doofenshmir's parents showed up for his birth how was he born if his mom was indeed bro mom was a deep bro mom wasn't deep bro my mom wasn't the bro either i it's fine all right we got a photo of italy try building in a land next time you stupid italians [ __ ] yeah try how you try that i was trying to do that try to freak off you ignorant bee no [ __ ] man you can what wow mamma mia [ __ ] wow the woosher actually won that one congratulations i know that's rare thanks rare well done i'm proud of you you did it i will not let you leave this house looking so improper young lady can someone explain i only get a fraction of the joke it's an improper fraction four thirds it's a pun you're an idiot the world goes on the world goes on the world goes on and hopefully without you in it thank you this has been whoosh this has been extremely painful but please subscribe for more videos smash like subscribe and profit [Music]

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 4,507,583

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: 7ua3g6NKvHY

Length: 11min 52sec (712 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 22 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/chr1scastl3]

97% of people still havent been recommended this video

[u/God_Pickle]

More like 97% of people cant see this video

[u/[deleted]]

100% of people tell me that Felix is selling out with this thumbnail

[u/pineapple_21]

Is this a new video?

[u/HarveyFisto]

97% of people die

[u/HarveyFisto]

And it's a cat

[u/[deleted]]

Does Pewdiepie normally censor profanity? There was some in the video - not that I care, but it seems like the video is getting shadowbanned or some kind of suppression. Maybe just around 3:00, maybe i'ts fah sheesh, but it sounds a lot like fuck, shit. At 5:00 it also might be too close.

[u/KILLAMARSH_OWL]

I think it's a cat?

[u/DodoGintoki]

Comment to make Marzia reads the "italian bestemmione" at 10:50. It's very funny diocan