'85 Chicago Bears vs Atlanta Falcons Home Week 12 11/24/1985

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<i> AN IDEA CAN HAPPEN ANYTIME.</i> <i> AND WHEN YOU WORK FOR HEWLETT-PA■KARD</i> <i> YOU DON'T JUST SELL BUSINESS COMPUTI SYSTEMS--</i> <i>■</i> <i> YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS.</i> <i> SO WHEN YOU HAVE AN IDEA</i> <i> YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.</i> <i> YOU NEVER STOP ASKING, "WHAT IF... ?"</i> YOU KNOW THAT ELECTRONIC MAIL PROJECT FOR THE BANK IN C <i>ESSA</i> ■I■■ç■■n <i> AN IDEA DOESN'T CONFORM TO A NINE-TO-FIVE SCHEDULE.</i> <i> SO, AT HEWLETT-PACKARD WE'RE ALWAYS THINKING.</i> <i> BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH WE SELL BUSINESS COMPUTING SYSTEMS...</i> PLONE? <i> ...WHAT WE REALLY DO</i> <i> IS SOLVE PROBLEMS.</i> <i> WE NEVER STOP ASKING, "WHAT IF... ?"</i> JIM? MIKE. I'VE GOT AN IDEA ON THAT BRANCH OFFICE NETWORK. WHAT IF WE CONNECT ALL THEIR PCs... THESE GUYS CAME IN HERE, WANTED TO BUY US OUT. TO WRECK THE PLACE LIKE THE REST OF THE BLOCK. THIS BAR'S BEEN IN OUR FAMILY FOR 7YEARS. SO WE SAID GO AHEAD, BUILD YOUR BUILDING, BUT BUILD IT AROUND US. <i> THERE'S STILL A PLACE</i> <i> WHERE SOME THINGS ARE NOT FOR SALE,</i> <i> WHERE BEER IS BEER AND THE BRAND IS MILLER.</i> ♪ MILLER'S MADE THE AMERICAN WAY ♪ <i> MILLER CONTAINS NO ADDITIVES OR PRESERVATIVES.</i> <i> PURITY YOU CAN SEE,</i> <i> QUALITY YOU CAN TASTE.</i> ♪ MILLER'S MADE THE AMERICAN WAY ♪♪ <i>s@■■T</i> <i> THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF CADILLAC.</i> <i> THE NEW 1986 SEVILLE--</i> <i> THE ULTIMATE CADILLAC.</i> <i> VERY NEW.</i> <i> VERY SOPHISTICATED.</i> <i> WITH ROAD MANNERS TO MATCH.</i> <i> YOU COULD CALL THE 1986 SEVILLE</i> <i> "THE NEW ESSENCE OF ELEGANCE."</i> <i> BEST OF ALL...</i> <i>■</i> <i> IT'S A CADILLAC.</i> <i>■÷aú■úú</i> WHD IS SLIPPERY, BRAKING YOUR CAR CAN CAUSE SKIDDING... OR WORSE. NOW, TEVES, AN ITT COMPANY, HAS AN ANTI-LOCK BRAKE SYSTEM TO HELP KEEP YOUR CAR UNDER CONTROL. A BUILT-IN COMPUTER SENSES THE R■@D AND BRAKES THE WHEELS WITHOUT LOCKING. THIS ITT TEVES SYSTEM IS AVAILABLE ON SOME AMERICAN CARS NOW. AND NONE TOO SOON. ÑX <i> HERE AT HEWLETT-PACKARD</i> <i> WE BELIEVE THAT THE BEST WAY</i> <i> TO SOLVE YOUR BUSINESS COMPUTING PROBLEM</i> <i> IS TO MAKE IT OUR PROBLEM.</i> <i> BECAUSE WE KNOW</i> <i> THAT WHATEVER SYSTEM WE DESIGN FOR YOUR COMPANY</i> <i> WE'RE GOING TO LIVE WITH IT, TOO.</i> <i> WE NEVER STOP ASKING, "WHAT IF... ?"</i> WAIT A MINUTE... THEY HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE BACKLOG OF DATA REQUESTS. YOU'RE RIGHT... WHAT IF WE USED THE 3000... I WAS TALKING TO THE BOYS OVER BY THE LAZY J TODAY. SEEMS THEY KNOW A THG OR TWO ABOUT THIS MEISTER BRAU FESTUS BEEN BUYIN' FOR THE BUNKHOUSE. I TELL YOU, THIS STUFF'S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A COYOTE COAT. WELL, THE WAY THEY TELL IT, AIN'T EXPENSIVE AT ALL. JUST TASTES EXPENSIVE. THEN WHAT'S THAT RATTLESNAKE DOIN' WITH ALL THE MONEY WE CHIP IN FOR BEER? HEY, MONSEWER. GOT A TABLE FOR ME AND THE LITTLE FILLY? <i> RICH, SMOOTH MEISTER BRAU.</i> ♪ YOU'RE NOT JUST ANOTHER FACE ♪ ;■;' ♪ ALONG THE WAY TO ANOTHER PLACE ♪ WHERE YOU HEADED TODAY, PRIVATE...ZELESKI? HOME. HOME? TH'S ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR DESTINATIONS. ♪ YOU'RE THE PRIDE OF UNITED'S FRITHANK YOU, SIR. ♪ SO BEFORE YOU GO, MY FRIEND ♪ , ♪ YOU'RE NOT JUST FLYIN' ♪ ♪ YOU'RE FLYIN' THE FRIENDLY SKIES ♪ YOU MUST HAVE BEEN STARVING. YOU RUN A GREAT MESS HALL HERE. ♪ FLYIN' HIGH ACROSS THE LAND ♪ YOURS WILL GROW BACK. ♪ WE'RE GIVING YOU EVERYTHING WE CAN ♪ ♪ AND WE'VE GOT MORE TO GIVE ALONG THE WAY ♪ PRIVATE ZELESKI? ■■ PRIVATE ZELESKI. YES, SIR. YOU'RE HOME. ♪ YOU'RE NOT JUST FLYIN' ♪ I'M HOME! ♪ YOU'RE FLYIN' THE FRIENDLY SKIES ♪♪ YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE BEING DISAPPOINTED. WHY, ONE TIME WE LOST A BIG GAME AND I FELT SO BAD, I SAWED MY CAR IN HALF. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME HACKSAW. BUT NOW I TAKE IT EASY AND I DRINK LITE BEER FROM MILLER. LI9O HAS A THIRD LESS CALORIES THAN THEIR REGULAR BEER AND IT'S LESS FILLIN AND THE TASTE NEVER LETS ME DOWN. HEY, HOW ABOUT ANOTHER LITE BEER? UH, SORRY, HACKSAW. WE J-JUST RAN OUT. BOY, THAT'S VERY DISAPPOINTING. <i> LITE BEER FROM MILLER.</i> ■ WHEN IAME TO AMERICA FROM RUSSIA, HE'S HERE.bcW I DISCOVERED MANY WONDERFUL THINGS, LIKE BLUE JEANS, UNOPENED MAIL, AND LITE BEER FROM MILLER. WHEN I TASTED THIS LITE, I SAID TO MYSELF"WHAT A" LITE HAS GREAT TASTE. LITE'S ALSO LESS FILLI WITH 1/3 LESS CALORIES ER. IN AMERICA, THERE IS PLENTY OLITE BEER AND YOCAALWAYS FIND A PARTY. IN RUSSIA, PARTY ALWAYS FINDS YOU. <i> LITE BEER FROM MILLER.</i> ■■%é■ <i> WHO GIVES YOU MORE FOR LESS?</i> <i> TOYOTA IS WHO.</i> <i> CHROME FRONT BUMPER...</i> <i> SPLIT BENCH SEAT...</i> <i> AM/FM STEREO AND CASSETTE.</i> <i> BUY ANY OF THESE NEW TOYOTA TRUCKS</i> <i> AND YOU CAN GET TO $1,0TH OF</i> <i> ADDED FEATURES FOR ONLY $399.</i> <i> SO GET MORE FOR LESS AND SAVE UP TO $630.</i> <i> LOOK FOR THE MORE FOR LESS STICKER AT YOUR TOYOTA DEALER.</i> <i> AND GET MORE FOR LESS.</i> ♪ WHO COULD ASK F ANYTHING MORE! ♪ ♪ TOYOTA. ♪ WE'RE HERE AT THE 18th HOLE OF THIS LITE BEER OPEN. AND WE'VE SEEN SOME REAL UNUSUAL SHOTS TODAY. YOU SAID IT. HEY, BUBBA, I THINK YOU GOT A BIRDIE! OOOH! [CHEERING] L.C., HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIT IT THROUGH THIS TREE? NO PROBLEM, BERT. HOW'S UECKER GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE? OH, MICKEY! THAT CALLS FOR ANOTHER LITE BEER FROM MILLER. MAKE IT TWO. THREE! FOUR! IT'S A GOOD THING LITE'S LESS FILLING. ES GREAT! LESS FILLING! BACK TO YOU, MICKEY. JOHN, THE LAST PLAYER IS APPROACHING THE TEE. AND WHEN IT GOES TO A HUNDRED, YOU SELL. I WON'T BE LONG, GIRLS. LD MY CALLS, WILL YOU? IT HIT THE WEATHER VANE! IT'S IN THE DRAIN. HERE IT COMES OUT. IT'S GOING 0N THE GREEN. IT'S GOING IN THE HOLE! NO! <i> LITE BEER FROM MILLER.</i> THIS OPEN OUGHT TO BE CLOSED. <i>■ç■ó■</i>
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