(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (chime banging) (wheel clicking) - Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are gonna eat 1979 issued Fritos. - But first, we're going to
invent a new selfie face, and this one is called "swift
kick to the crotch nugs". (laughing) Okay, okay. So we just got a swift
kick to the crotch nugs. - Pretty good, huh? - All right, so we got our hands on-- - Fritos, which have been around forever. We paid $100 for this package
because it is from 1979. - No, it's from 1970. Oh, I thought it said 1978, is what I just said a second
ago, but that says '79. Let's say '78, because that
makes it the same age as you. - (scoffing) Okay. All right, so it's almost 42 years old. - But first, this is one of our s'mores, which means that the
Mythical Society voted on what we're going to do for this more. And you guys voted that we were going to
be handcuffed together. - Speaking of the Mythical Society, every quarter, you may know this, we put out a collectible physical item, and woo-wee, there it is back there. It's a record, "I'm on Vacation", and if you're already
not a Third Degree member and you want that record,
well, you need to join the Third Degree Quarterly,
or Third Degree Annual Plan, given the timing of the quarter, in order to still be eligible for that. Got a brand new song, "Why I Travel", brand new remix of "I'm on Vacation", as well as the original. Get in on it, now!
(handcuffs clicking) What's the deadline? - I don't know, I don't know. I think if you just sign
up for the quarterly or annual very soon,
very soon, you get it. - Oh, gosh. - Did you make it too tight? - I made it, I've made it, I've turned my wrist the
wrong, oh okay, so what-- - Yeah, just like this. - All right, so now we're, I've never been handcuffed. You know, both my grandfathers
were handcuff carriers. - They never handcuffed you just for-- - Not that I recall-- - For fun? - No, you know the type of kid I was. If you handcuffed me I'd probably go wild, like just, I'd freakout. - But you couldn't do too much
because you'd be handcuffed. - Yeah, both my granddads
were in law enforcement. I did get an official mugshot made. - Now, let's eat-- (bag rustling) - Well, before you, you can open them.
- Is it an Frito first? But the thing that is
really striking me right now is, when I see this package, I remember what Fritos
looked like when I was a kid. But I would not have been able to tell you that there was a drastic difference between this bag and that bag, because the bag has
slowly evolved overtime to become, basically-- - Yeah? - You know what I'm saying? They just kinda taking it. In one year, like 1991, they were like, "We should put the
actual chips on the bag, "and you know what we should do? "We should put like a little drop shadow, "maybe add some blue in there." - It's an evolution. - Yeah, but I wouldn't have
known that this is exactly what it was. I mean, look how danky it
used to look on the back when they did the nutrition facts. - Tell me, what makes Fritos so good? Taste one and tell me. There's something about it. I never think, "Boy, I love Fritos", but every time I eat a Frito
I'm like, "Boy, I love Fritos." - Texture, very crunchy. The salt-- - Very salty - The salt is like, you know
me, I love to get in some salt. And corn, they're corny. There's a really strong corn taste. - And they're great on chili. It takes a while to really cut
that crunch, which is nice. - Let's see if the ingredients
have changed over time. - Okay. - First ingredient, corn. Let's say 'em together. - Hold on, I can't find the ingredients. Oh, corn. - Corn. Vegetable oil. - Nope, corn oil. - Okay, oh it says, "Contains
one or more of the following: "corn oil, peanut oil, "soy bean oil, sunflower oil "or partially hydrogenated sunflower oil." - (coughing) Which they don't do anymore. - 'Cause that was the trans fats. - Learned to research. All this says is corn oil. And what's the next ingredient? - Salt. - Salt. - It's just corn oil and salt. That's it, it's simple, it's beautiful. - Yeah, corn, corn oil and salt. It's simple, it's beautiful. - Man. - I can't stop eating them. - I love 'em. It's good fun. (mouth crunching) That's what it says on the bag. - Now, if we're talking
almost 42 years old, I wanna taste it but I wanna spit it out. - You think a Frito
has kept its crispiness after so much time? - Yeah, yeah, I think
it's gotten more brittle. (mouth crunching) We paid $100 on eBay if
I didn't tell you that. I mean, these were invented in 1932, so they've been around quite a while. Oh, yeah. - It says "certified fresh" on it. (mouth crunching) - There it is, the smell
we've come to love. - Oh, man! (staff laughing) It's that Play-Doh smell, like a-- - Dump 'em out over
here so we can compare. - Don't let 'em touch,
move it away a little bit. - They ain't gonna touch. (chips crumbling) [Link] Oh my word, they
look like nacho flavored. - But look, they completely held up. 40 years and they've still got
their structural integrity. Now I'm just gonna test the crunch just by taking it and just breaking one. (Fritos chip clicking) - Nope, listen to this. (Fritos chip clicking) - That's pretty similar, man. - No, this is a higher pitch. (Fritos chip clicking) - Yeah, it's got more
- And you crunch but--
- go to this. - Shh, shh, shh. (Fritos chip clicking) See, it's much lower pitch. - Not much though. You gotta respect the
crunch a little bit though. - Most of the crunch is gone. - I woulda the whole
thing woulda just bent. - I didn't think it would bend. How're we gonna do this? - With our mouths. - Are you gonna chew it up? Get some taste, spit it out. - I'm gonna lick first. Be a lick-daddy first. - That's bad. - I'm not gonna bite that. (staff laughing) I'm not gonna bite that. My tongue is numb. My tongue got numb,
just from looking at it. Did your tongue get numb? - I bit it, I just wanted
to see if it was crunchy. It's not crunchy, see? - Is your whole mouth numb? I got a headache now. I gotta eat some regular Fritos
to cover up the old Fritos. (mouth spitting) - It's amazing. Why are you pulling so hard? Why you pulling so hard? - I'm holding my bag. - I'm not even pulling hard. I'm not pulling hard. - I did this as an
experiment, 'cause I was like, I was thinking in my mind, the whole time he's had full control of both of his hands, because I know that he can't deal with me if I bring my hand over here, and immediately that's what
he did when I came over here. (Link grunting) Okay, how's it feel? Just let another man control your hand. Just be limp, see, it's good for you. (mouth crunching) - I'm usually limp. - That's what I've been doing
for the first few minutes. - While I was doing-- - (laughing) Just do
it with your left hand. - What were you doing? - Just do it with your left hand. - What were you doing? I'm holdin' the bag-- - You're telling me you
were being submissive the whole first half? - The whole first half. - Yeah, you're at home in that position. - I was like this. (hand thudding) I was like, "All right,
I'm gonna take control "of my left hand and see what happens", and immediately you were like-- - That's right. Now I'm just gonna let it go. - It's hard for you though, right? It's hard, it's hard,
this is hard for you. - I think the part that makes
it hard is the taunting. (Rhett laughing) You know, it's not really the control, it's the (bleep) talk. - Yeah, I figured this would happen. - You kinda baited it. I mean, you're kinda manufacturing it. - All I did was put my hand over it. Y'all knew this is what would happen if you handcuffed us together. That's why you wanted to see it. I'm just giving you what you asked for. All right, now I'm gonna let
you do what you wanna do? - I don't wanna do anything with my hand. - Do something with your right hand. - I don't need to do
anything with my hand-- - You wanna do something with your right, you gotta do something
with your right hand. - I'm not even right handed anymore. - Caress yourself. - I don't wanna do anything. - I mean, my left hand's dead, I got no, My left hand's just, look at it. - See, now it's a trust exercise. - My left hand's not gonna-- - Now I'm drinking water. - My left hand's not gonna do anything. - What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
- Nothing, nothing. - I'm not. - What, you. - I'm not gonna do anything. - Your hand's not that heavy. - What're you talking about? It's the whole weight of my arm. - Your arm's not also heavy-- - I'm completely relaxed (laughing)-- - No, you're not-- - I'm completely relaxed-- - Go limp! - I'm totally limp, like totally limp. - Your hand's not even in a limp position. - Just lift the arm. You can't lift my arm. - It's not limp. Limp it. - He can't lift my arm. I mean, it's just dangling,
it's just dangling. Just take a drink, take
a drink (laughing). - Just disengage. - I am, all I'm thinking
about is my Fritos. - You're pushing down. Why don't you take a
drink with your left hand? - Oh I'm not thirsty. (Rhett and staff laughing) - So you don't trust me? - I'll drink with my right hand. - Come on, man. Use that hand, and drink with it. See what happens. (staff laughing) - Ah, that's good (sniffing). I needed that water with
all that salt (laughing). - Wait, wait, what you doing? - Nothing, nothing,
I'm not doing anything. - Here, look, here, use your left hand. Clean up the mess you made. Use your left hand. (hand banging)
(staff laughing) Now you're limp, huh? Can't even clean up. - Why don't you just get a drink? It's time for you to get a drink, you've been working so hard. (Rhett laughing) Ah.
(upbeat music) Do they handcuff people together
anymore, like criminals? - Not if they want 'em to get along. - [Rhett] Join the Mythical
Society 3rd Degree Quarterly or Annual Plan at mythicalsociety.com to get the Rhett and Link
"On Vacation" vinyl release.
