A sexually repressed woman calls a late-night radio show. | Long Time Listener, First Time Caller

[Music] when you talk me down i go down i go down i go [Music] when you lift me up i jump when the road goes on you sail you sell yourself when the road goes on you sail oh yeah pretend like you didn't hear me [Music] that's right i'm talking to you [Music] you're beautiful i don't ask just anyone to dance love me or get out hi rosie driving down the freedom freeway you want to ride life makes no goddamn sense you live you die but that can't be it can it i know you got questions i know you do and i'm gonna do my best to give you the answers darling if you'll let me 1-800-697-8379 with all your questions mr mars wants to hear your deepest desires your wants and wants your metaphysical misdirections because baby i'm not one of them i'm one of you so pick up the phone [Music] sledgehammer framingham and gentlemen hey mick some of the um appliances were acting up today did you pay the bill illinois yeah i uh i paid it huh maybe it was just a short then i was hearing this program on the radio today and you can just call up and ask any question that you want any question i had never heard of that milwaukee manhattan what a crock i thought you said you were gonna clean out that room today here we go next question what car company was founded in dearborn michigan dearborn ladies and gentlemen cw chevy ford jordan oh rosie [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] from the virgin islands to the cornfields of america you are about to stare into the sun and like it ladies and gentlemen and everything in between pick up your phones we're taking calls what is it you want to know that's 1-800-697-837 nine don't worry there's nothing you can't ask i've heard it all right from one of our oh hello hello which question i have a question okay what is it uh um on um relationships uh-huh what about marriage love divorce kids orgasms org right i'll put you right through uh no i i i actually don't you're on with mr mars i want to be inside your head hello hello what's your deepest desire i'm nan hi nan your head pounding with the pressure of the unknown uh yeah i don't know what really what this says that sounds about right i have a i guess my question i got married i'm married [Music] and i guess i was wondering how you know [Music] how you know when it's time to leave she said a question was about orgasms okay well which is it is it love where is it orgasms is he good to you i think so does he listen to you when you talk does he look into your eyes late into the evening like it's the two of you against the world and life wouldn't be worth living without each other does he make love to you i see do you think that i can fix it i mean i'd like to try to fix it and try a little lingerie man as we speak we are floating on a ball in the middle of space [Music] are you aware of that okay time is precious time is yours i think you know what you have to do all right next caller mr mars i don't know what i have to do well call us tomorrow let us know how it goes well how what goes exactly mr mars i have just one more question for you can i [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] so we're floating on a ball in the middle of space are you aware of that [Music] i am love me or i'm gone oh honey you're home early i'm awesome hey daniel hey man how are we doing i'm good i'm sorry i thought um oh yeah it happens all the time world war ii oh that's incorrect the battle of san juan hill ladies and gentlemen you know i found rosie's book of roadside attractions today and it was all marked up so i was thinking maybe we could try to go see one or two that she never saw like a little vacation mm-hmm you know in her honor she's not going to know about it nick idiot's coming up with these answers mick alexander bell or god they don't give you enough time come on hurry heinrich hurts correct all right the unit of frequency was then named first after its inventory now let's go through the numbers lacey is on the board with 10 400 mickey are you going to bed or something i thought that maybe we could spend a little time together just you and me right now yeah right now the goodwill people are coming what yeah when no what they're coming to take the room i told you that they're uh probably want to put something on we're floating on a ball in the middle of space huh do you love me yeah of course and now it's time for the bonus round so place your bets ladies and gentlemen come on come on come on we're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected [Music] so [Music] uh [Music] just leave it i need a signature i i didn't order anything yeah um it seems your mother-in-law did hi nan i'm real sorry about this [Music] uh i've been getting bits and pieces of what's coming views from the bridge if you will you scared rose oh hell i think i'm just a little disappointed in myself feel like i've been searching in my mind my whole life but by the time i realized there was more to life than working going to the bathroom and baking pies my body had given up on me i was just a few years too late only so much you can learn tied to a bed no i've actually learned a lot that way well rose as you know this whole thing is one big cosmic joke i mean we're floating on a ball in the middle of space that's always my favorite thing you say sounds like you're in a pretty good place rosie you lived anyway it's more than we can say for most well my daughter-in-law's coming home soon so i better go we're gonna make each other dinner [Music] it has been a pleasure as always and we hope to hear from you soon me too see down the line that was a pre-recorded session from one of our favorite listeners who recently passed on to the place beyond this place miss you rosie glad you finally got free [Laughter] laughs [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] when you talk me down i go down i go down i go down when you talk me down i go down when you lift me up i jump i jump i jump when you lift me up i jump when the road goes on you sail you sell yourself you

Channel: Omeleto

Views: 143,766

Keywords: long time listener first time caller, comedy short film, omeleto

Id: MI16Qj9zUjE

Length: 17min 22sec (1042 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 19 2021