100 ways to RESPECT WOMEN

happy International Women's Day everybody well it was last month and the only reason why I know that is because YouTube told me about it you think they'll do that for international men's day spoiler alert they want now while I was gone wrestling bears and Russia feeding hungry children in Africa a lot of you sent me this article 100 ways to make women's lives more bearable so we're gonna go through that now together and see how you can make my life more bearable before explaining something to a woman ask yourself if she might already understand she may know more about it than you do hi yes how to avoid mansplaining oh I should have made this a drinking game why didn't I make this a drinking game I'm drinking a latte a soy latte drinking soy to own the conservators related never ever try to explain feminism to a woman I know many many a male feminists who have broken this rule trans women are women repeat that until you perish until you perish god damn we got mother Teresa of social justice over here respect people's pronouns it's not hard I noticed this one says people's and not women that's interesting is it though no it's not none of this is interesting why are you here remember that fat women exist well it's not hard to miss them I'm sorry that was that was easy treat them with respect agreed respect a thick [ __ ] in fact just never comment on a woman's body hey babe do I look good in this dress you better not say nothing you better stay [ __ ] silent be kind to women in customer service positions tip them extra but not in a creepy way this literally has nothing to do with gender again you should always be kind to people in customer service regardless of their gender trust women when they teach you something do you feel the need to bring check for yourself and especially do not Google it in front of them the earth is flat don't you dare tell me I'm lying don't you dare do research this is a fact source vagina earth flat chest feelings hurt close your legs on public transit oh my god man spreading [ __ ] man spreading 2014 is never going to end is it I want to get off mr. feminism's Wild Ride trying to describe the woman positively say she's talented clever or funny not gorgeous sweet or cute okay okay but what if she's not clever are you gonna [ __ ] lie to the woman are you telling us to lied women vais examine your language when talking about women get rid of a rational dramatic bossy and badgering immediately do not say anything negative about women got it don't think to yourself I described men like that to a you probably don't be if you do it's to criticize them for acting like a woman eh I'm pretty sure men can also be irrational B no C cease do you love fiery latina women strong black women mysterious Asian women stop pick up a book under colonial feminism read reading is for the gays and the commies recognize women's credibility when you introduce them donna is lovely is a much less useful than Donna knows [ __ ] loads about architecture I wouldn't care if someone was like this is June she's lovely as opposed to this is June she eateth a cookie dough raw think about how you describe the young women in your family celebrate them for being funny and smart not for being pretty and compliant oh my god this is basically the same as the other ones we get it your panty is getting a twist when people compliment women's appearances what number am I on 17 we're only on number 17 Oh examine it the way you talk about women that you're attracted to fat women old women queer trans and powerful women I'm not sure guilty crush out of all the things I have heard this has to be the absolute most non you know whom i guilty crushes though that nt4 girl with the dreadlocks punch me Mommy I've been a bad knot learn to praise a woman without demonizing other women you're not like other girls is not a compliment I want to be like other girls other girls are awesome unless there's like other women around and you're just like hey all those other [ __ ] suck but you have it you're cool but if it's just like you're not like other girls I've met who cares women say this about men too would you rather him be like you're like every other person I've ever met ever a carbon-copy you there is nothing special about you I could replace you at any second because I just love and respect all women shared writing by women don't paraphrase that work in your own Facebook post it shows all how smart or work you are stop trying to be so woke by the way here's a hundred tips on how to be more whoa by sanitary pads and tampons and donate them to a homeless shelter you know what that's actually a really good and nice idea actually helping women plus one baby steps I guess how much of what you are watching reading listening to was made by women gender balance your book case I love this ongoing incredibly literal idea of equality things have to be 50/50 or else they're not equal this is like a child's understanding of what equality is feeling proud of your bond of this book case about women of color that trans queer and disabled women poor women always make sure you're being intersectional oh you did what I told you feeling proud male Ally not so fast you need some tokens in your tokens fifty percent of those fifty percent of women have to be queer 50% of those queer women have to be black fifty percent of those black queer women have to be disabled we're just 14 layers deep into equality now intersectionality ception wake me up wake me up inside I can't wake up save me if you read stories to a child swap the genders okay why though it's general Leia not princess the doctor has a companion not an assistant it's dr. Bartlett not mrs. madam first lady that's right nerd get your she'll [ __ ] right oh my god we're only on number 33 we're only on number 33 I might die I might actually die but at least I will die the way I lived surrounded by Taco Bell rappers in a pool of my own tears in vomit painful porn I actually agree with this pay for porn support your local [ __ ] tip cam girls share political hot takes from women as well as men they might not be as widely accessible so look for them do you mean women just don't have good takes it's pretty sexist vice I'll have you know I have been dishing out lukewarm takes about feminism for about three years now understand that it was never about ethics in journalism a gamergate reference in my 2018 it's more likely than you think speak less in meetings today to make space for your women colleagues to share their thoughts I love how all these types of articles of how to be a better Ally there's always like one or two points that are basically just like you want to be good to women then shut the [ __ ] up XY if a woman makes a good point say that was a good point don't repeat her point and take credit for it oh is that some keep eating the thing that doesn't actually happen outside of TV's and movies why is this a thing now it's like they they stop talking about the wage gap because it's been just like debunked to death so now they're moving on to like anecdotal things people can't prove yeah we don't get paid less for the same job but sometimes men repeat things I say recruit women on the same salary is bad even if they didn't ask for it recruit them on the same salary if they earn it also a lot of the times men earn more because they ask for promotions and they ask for raises very bad advice to tell women like not to do that and just expect it make a round of tea for the office tea is just gay coffee don't at me well she's hot I'm sorry what wash it up what what does that mean is some Brit bong [ __ ] if you see women with the hands up pickles down this can be taken as a metaphor for a lot of things think about it thought about it it ain't that deep firm raising a fabulous daughter means she's going to disagree with you and probably be right feel proud not threatened if my daughter was a feminist I could get a post birth abortion no I'm just kidding I wouldn't care what she labeled herself as long as she was a good person to bet she'd be [ __ ] dead eat your sons who listened to girls give them space believe them and elevate them did you just say respect boys and elevate them oh I read it wrong you almost thought some pro men thing slipped in here what a relief I was mistaken dads buy your daughter tampons make her hot water bottles wash her bra show her that her body isn't something to be ashamed of dad dad what wash my bra never again comment on how long it takes a woman to get ready we are trying to meet the ridiculous standards of a system you benefit from 200% man she sounds personally hurt by this like she takes three [ __ ] hours to get ready you all benefit from these wings that I messed up on three times take stock of the emotional labor you expect from women emotional labor this is my favorite song one of my favorite feminist buzz words emotional labor if men show their emotions women have to deal with that emotional labor if men don't show their emotions it's toxic masculinity it's almost like it's almost like you can't win thickness she not all women are attracted to men I mean I agree but statistically it's more likely that they're gonna be straight just as lesbians how their dating life is going don't assume a woman in public wants to talk to you just because she's in public agreed don't talk to me ever god forbid I leave my house one day and see another human being do not walk too close to a woman late at night do not walk too close to anyone I love how we're in like the socially awkward section this article now and I'm agreeing with everything I'm just like yes human contact is bad correct yes if you are a queer man recognize that you're queer women or non-binary friends may not feel comfortable in a male-dominated space even if it's dominated by queer man you gotta love this borderline rad femme take here listen we get that you're gay and stuff but you still have a weaponized penis so bein accidentally impregnated a woman who doesn't want to get abortions cost money pay for half of it I noticed you left out the one where you impregnate a woman who wants to have a baby whoopsie doodles examined your opinion on abortion then put it in a box because honestly it's completely irrelevant while you're at it men dig a hole and get in you're irrelevant ha ha understand that disabled women are whole sexual beings disabled women they're a whole human being unless they're missing a limb then they're like 3/4 a woman I'm going to hell what is the next question do not at the assume that you know what it's like yeah you don't know what it's like you don't know what it's like to go to sleep at 6:00 a.m. and then wake up at 4:00 p.m. and then all the breakfast places are closed and you walk in asking for an egg sandwich and they're like stop waking up at 4:00 p.m. and then you can get a freaking egg sandwich you don't know the struggle of a real woman mainly just listen to women listen to us and believe us it's the only place to start if you actually want all women to have a happy International Women's Day listen to me YouTube I am a woman a vagina uterus heifer and believe me when I tell you to have a great day and I love you and also subscribe to as OE does life she is the beautiful British voice that read all the questions she makes content sort of similar to mine and I think you guys will really like her and I'll see you guys next time [Music] i'm gamergate reference in my 2006 2016 wow

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Length: 13min 15sec (795 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 02 2018