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yo welcome back to mario party superstars new deal seaboard just dropped and we are dropping with it we're here with our good friend master dk say hello awesome womp's domino that's a nice little dlc touch all right we got a one pretty low all of us rolled pretty low six and under yeah i'll take a five though yeah five five is not that right bad baby myself all right and you know what peach does not mind really last all right i wanna see this more i have no clue how like oh he was like a slow star though that is yeah insanely close okay i don't like this i feel like dk might roll fat too when has dk ever rolled fat dk's a he's a fat roller man oh yeah all right so i i see there's the womp i'm guessing that that's the same thing as the horror board is let's see how high he rolls here oh okay he has a battle or holy [ __ ] he only has five coins they forgot to give us all our coins yeah that's i think it's this board i think it's like the board specialty you know okay i want to drop the bit this is super mario party and holy [ __ ] they move yeah they move really slow in this game okay that it might actually be yeah yeah i am shocked at how like i had i did not like this game a lot when it came out um and i'm shocked at how slow they move in this game yeah and now i'm like i was pretty sure that it was accurate because they they're slow well yeah but like i was like there's no way they're that slow i think there's a lot more like transitions too and of course you know yeah but yeah and josh's goomba yo i'm so awesome i wanted to keep the spit up but it was just like i just wanted to comment on how slow they were goomba that's crazy [Laughter] what a little guy i love him so much and just you wait when i'm on a tricycle it's over well that [ __ ] ruined joe we can be shy guy and koopa next game yeah i'm sad now i'm sorry he really threw that bit under the gutter well i thought it was i thought we got all the jokes out you know i just don't think it was a very i don't know where we could have taken that bit next after we got there i i don't think you take the bid anywhere i don't know do you kidding we are looking at everything now though especially the goomba dk rolled a 10 it took an hour and a half to move it was like all right well i had so much time to think of funnier things to say what all right i'm ready yeah i'm always ready i'm not i'm not i'm not sweating the mini game practice [Music] counter strikes literally in your jash i don't know why you weren't talking you were complaining shake shake i'm down yeah that's fine so joe let's talk about this game it's awesome it is kind of awesome this is a weird mini game it is because here come here come here i'm going to shoot you [ __ ] oh wait i just want to talk about how much invincibility you get when i hit you you get shot and then like you can do it it's like the snowball you shoot me okay all right yeah you have so much invincibility in this game it's all i wanted to say like that snowball game but slower or it's just i'm stunned while i was such a cool little guy i think it's i do not know why they remove goomba mario party superstars has a great mario party but i i wish that they had more characters yeah this is gonna sound really [ __ ] up to say hey it's just not a very fan servicing mario party and that's i feel like it is but like it's it's fanservicey in me ways yeah like it i think it has like a nostalgia thing with it i i wish they would have like the little guys they could have had shy guys they could have had koopa they could have had goomba it's just like even some other characters that they because like those are like kind of bonus characters you feel yeah but they definitely could have had say bowser yes jr yeah balder jr would have been cool yeah i mean they that koopa if they really wanted the fan service to like the boomers they would have thrown koopa kid in oh my god yeah instead koopa kid's just still kind of dead canonically i think yeah koopa kid's hella dead oh now is your chance for a star though if you go up that is did you walk so much slower in this game this game is so much shocking i just did not realize it's something that we could show wow hey everybody get your own game plan all right we've just been really in sync today because the last game was just like this too oh raid boss time oh this is smash and grab i remember this game yeah yeah we just hit him goomba has full control here how uh arms if he just doesn't oh yeah you're right i guess he can't move well how's the how is he doing it dk i i don't think we're going to win this game joe all right we got this nice and bye i mean i got this i like seeing goomba behind anything that you need arms for i love seeing goomba [Laughter] she's so awesome i just want to say how did he high five how is it possible you just [ __ ] punched me everything i know about mario says that punching goomba should just like instantly kill him yeah he's not the strongest guy no the the they're very fragile creatures a screenshot looks like a mug shot but he's pissed oh my god how is donkey young so much further ahead than all he has waluigi rolling with them and he rolled a 10. oh my god yeah that is that's how this game works huh uh-huh nice six okay so at this point we can if we're dropping the bit then we can just use custom dice yeah he's our custom guy oh i've been using custom dice what [Music] it's funny yeah we had a full bit of committing for this whole game but i'm sorry guys i broke it took less than a turn this game's slow rumble mash off oh come on dk oh yeah there's not battle mini games no there's not it's this which that's fine you feel the rumbles just a reaction test i think so [Music] thrilling ooh oh oh [ __ ] shake shake shake shake shake and we had the exact same game we were talking about our reaction time like literally two days yeah we were talking about with braden and i i said i was like i i told you i was like i think mine is like point two point two three somewhere in that range yeah that that is impressive mm-hmm nice right all right nice nice roll you know i just wanted to get a big one out i nice little goomba die i'm really happy that that reaction game uh proved the reaction test on my phone wrong yeah because i could have sworn on my life that it was like an extra quarter second delay also you gotta think there's probably like a couple frame delay from your joy-con oh yeah yeah definitely if anything i think i learned that my reaction time is like 0.15 probably i think i don't react i just know yeah i think i have a zero second reaction time i just went for three dude why did goomba fall so slowly he's such a little guy when you go to the shop he opens up his lunchbox oh yeah they're having a happy meal at some college yeah as one may say i got my little bergie who's just say who will call it that how's your chance for a star and then it goes coin flip nope you don't get it or your chance to say pass i could say and then she'd give it to me anyway yeah and then you can pass again i could uninstall and return this game and they would still give me the star they just mail it into you it's on your receipt for your return you got a stars see like is this screen here in super mario party like does it does it stop the game play to show that no that's just oh and you can't look you can't add turns either this game sucks you're pausing still you're gonna start over whoa that's even worse faster subtract turns all right dash i know what we're doing no no no no you can just subtract subtract hours from your life dude it's been three turns the video's already four hours long you know we can go four hours again why are we patting the video out so long god dude this game is long dude it's long it takes them forever to jump it takes them forever to fall after jumping you know what's awesome dash i just thought about at the top if we land on the happening it takes us back to the top right oh my god it does lightning round queen mini game i will say for the most part i really like the the mini games in this yeah i love the ui too i don't i just think it should be faster uh the reason i don't like the ui is because mario party is silly and wacky and this game is like too minimalistic too serious for my taste you know what i mean yeah i mean i get that but i like it oh you lose points you get chocolate yeah you guys lose three which is a lot like literally every coin you'll earn this game i i figured it'd be a fun haha you can't move for like a second buddy not uh give me three coins back [ __ ] i like the mini games though that they added to it yeah yeah i just that's i do have a little bit of a problem with superstars i wish they'd lean more into like original mario party because why we got like [ __ ] helvetica new type [ __ ] at the top like you said at the top menu right there oh yeah it's just so graphic designer like silicon valley [ __ ] uh i don't know not crazy i want the funny hats i want the funny hat i want the funny hats i want goomba with a pirate hat and i want waluigi to be removed yeah get rid of him nobody likes him they they keep choosing to bring him back for some reason hear me out you know what i think they should remove waluigi and you know who should they put in to replace them goomba kid put me in pikachu huh huh yeah um i'm fine pikachu yeah i see that but put me in it actually uh wait how does the how does this thing work do you remember oh my god it takes forever to go through that he'll carry you to a rival space and i don't think he gets a pick who oh he just carries me to somebody else's yeah you don't swap you just go to them uh that's kind of kind of cringe actually you can say no yeah i'm just gonna oh if i go up it doesn't matter yeah really weird coming back to this game after superstar superstar superstar is honestly a lot better yeah yeah good game everything about this mario party game is just making me appreciate superstars more yeah literally all i want from superstars is like dlc boards which is the exact same thing i wanted from this game yeah whoops i had to shake him i had to wiggle my joycon popping that [ __ ] i don't wiggle my joycon remember that one time joey and you lost to drifting oh yes i don't remember it exactly it would have hit the happening space it would have been awesome oh i want a friend i want to get i want to get like another little guy that's oh so you could have gone up well you got a guy oh hey listen i mapped it out you're so smart i really want monty mole right now i swear to god if you get koopa troopa i'm punching you in the face [Laughter] i was violent i i'm yes there's no jokes or anything whenever it comes to that lad i really like shy guys that's my child dibs on shot guy shy guy's awesome i want diddy kong or monkey mole all right yo peach hit the fattest whip of your life i forgot that this oh that's thousands for characters also hits the whip oh he sure does he hits that hard dang i want to know what the comments think i think this might be one of the first time i'm interested in what you peasants have to say because i'm just like i didn't realize that this game was that slow like how how did you know i got this game i will say i this is going up in december i i think this is a great mario party personally [Laughter] you know all right joe it's one that you just get to slow down and just really enjoy enjoy the flavor of it you know all right all right i'm ready you don't need to solve this game i don't i must solve it how do i get the agent out of it get out i'm so hungry you give me all the candy i just wish that you didn't have to like hit the same button each time [Music] what button like that this is going to open it yeah like i don't know that's kind of it's weird i i i think it's [ __ ] stupid i'll be honest i say it he can give me nugs now dk likes his nose so i keep looking over at our computer that's uh capturing and recording the game and just i keep staring at the t posing raccoon video i pulled up in last night would you like to bring it up again yeah you know what let's watch it again just for the people yeah let's go i'm gonna turn off the opacity there we go um here we go this is an awesome video and don't worry about dk's rolling luigi's i love this video so much wait you think it's gonna be this guy you think it's gonna be this guy and then we hand over oh there he is the big man that's awesome all right where were we where i got my lunch i just want to say guys just imagine mardi party and this is what keeps appearing i like showing things in lifetime now because we know we're not going to edit them we should do that more yeah it's honestly smarter for us it's just a stream vaude now yo you only hit yoshi [Music] what if it give me oh hey mario josh the entire time you're running now he's in your ears you should call him and see if he'll complain for you yeah should we call mar will you will you call mario for me i'll call him just tell him that he's my ally and see what he has to say oh he might have some choice words i just want to say [Music] josh said that he was busy yo josh i thought you were busy why'd you pick up hey ask ask josh why is he posting on twitter if he's yeah josh you were posting on twitter too and you're saying you were busy i don't care you literally posted a selfie dude literally like shouldn't you be writing your you could be playing mario right now but instead you're too busy but let me tweet on twitter i have to get my history degree shut up dude oh my god you just talk all the time you just keep talking and it's like you're calling me to complain dude what's your damage josh you want to get a sandwich do i love sandwiches you want to go wait what what i do but i can't you can't because you're busy but you can be on the phone call i've never seen this game what now that have i i'm literally at a disadvantage because i don't have friends three how does this fight believe you can just sit here and talk but you know you're apparently too busy dude [ __ ] like i guess i oh it's a bracket oh [ __ ] yeah i just said third place just like declined you know yeah yeah you could have just [Applause] oh my god i'm gonna be honest i was on the phone the entire time donkey kong one the rope was in the middle what a hypocrite i am because you called me and now i'm on the phone and i said well you could have just hit decline he went i guess i could then he hung up oh that's that's fair [Laughter] did you tell that we're teammates in mario party now and then while we were maybe i need a call back [Laughter] all right that's fine he doesn't need to know no we can tell him real quick and then oh by the way you're you're joe's teammate in mario party that's not what he said to say no i'm not i'm not even there he you're supposed to say he's his ally oh you're you're his ally my back yeah you're my ally josh yeah you're his ally in mario party he got you yeah i i have mario on my team yeah he is mario bye oh huge dude yeah sorry anyways [Music] that'll show up why is everyone right here he is so confused right now there are so many [ __ ] things on my screen there is six characters seven characters i will say buddies was funny also you just got another one oh mario got you out of there yeah sadly josh ruined everything yeah josh literally killed all that for me well i just realized there's only the crown on yeah i didn't realize that just dude nails and super i love when my joy con just rings at me every time i that's my how does it do that the joy-con jingle honestly it's whimsical it's it's like brawl wait go on go go go go go go go go go go go go go [Applause] we softlocked the new super mario party board what oh i think we're going to be here a while how did he get back he laughed yeah he he just rolled fat he had a he had a golden we're all clipping in each other dude there are like 40 people on the space right now oh they're just not showing them right now yeah they decided that they didn't want to show all of our friends yeah it's too much for the switch oh that's how you get a friend all right it's koopa it's on site i want shy guy though yo little man peach coming home bowser jr is not very smart he he's stupid yeah like he's like 12 but like he's he's about as far as like a three-year-old i think bow but i love him they nailed the 12 year old yeah i don't like that sentence he nailed the 12 year old archetype toe the line [Laughter] sure did huh yeah all right i think this one's cool this one's a good one yeah this is i'm saying this game had some good mini games all right yeah this is probably one of the better 2b2 mini games just in mario party i feel uh good you got to go through here all right i'm just going to go down here d.k wait what the [ __ ] was going on for you guys you don't know where dk is going he's drawing a dick oh he's ready on that one he figured it out i'm just going to come through with you oh dk dk come on man come on dude we gotta go you're gonna go around the [Laughter] it's a hard game all right i'm going to the right okay this is this is all me but dk where the [ __ ] are you right now i'm not sure you're taking blame for that one oh high five you have to high five because we're friends yeah played this mini game god she's tall yeah she's and she's also floating though and in heels it's like and she is luigi what do the heels matter if she's floating why do i get you know she's still like leaning up a little bit she's still on her tippy toes can you stand on your tippy toes and float wouldn't you just be floating higher well yeah but like she's going to be higher than she would like if she's not on her tippy toes she's going to be still like a little bit lower you know sure it it would affect it just the tiniest that smile that god did that goddamn smile dude he rolls over he brush feel it he brushes his teeth oh crazy that's for sure oh my god he's got a nine i hope he lands on happening oh my god yo oh you know what's soft if you land on the happening they remove it that's so sweet no look do you see that happening that dashlane owns a blue space now soft soft so soft that is not a good game design look on the map real quick see see if both of those are blue now yeah oh my god yeah go look at the map real quick yeah you hit the board button this will be oh okay they broke blue and tone has an idea thank you toad thank you for explaining me how the map works 12 12 turns in get a toe tip well just in case you forgot what's the toe tip okay just that one i thought it'd be like this is where the hidden block is dumbass that would be hype actually i forgot in this game you can't you can hover you can like metal detect the the gold spaces oh yeah it vibrates when you do or something like that i don't know if i saw that online it was live too but i've been told that you know i'm just gonna assume this is a lie yeah i have not felt a single one i think you have to stay on it i don't know dude i really hope not okay wait wait do it to yours oh you can't well who does not have who's most likely wait we all have a partner so do it on anyone and then we might roll a one yeah yeah i'm gonna throw it on dk yeah because his waluigi dice he could get like a zero with it or like a one maybe on yeah definitely so all right or i could just roll one right here do you have a one on there i have a plus two and i have mario yo all right reset all of them please and now we can't do it anymore that's so sad why are you just getting me out [Laughter] i mean that's the only way to have fun with this board now just start over honestly start on this game is scarier [Laughter] guys i have the scariest option for this board resume that is terrifying oh my god literally just turn it in front of us they're gonna show that to kids nintendo so shameful i you might get a friend though you don't get a friend you get nothing i have yoshi we we're gonna go eat pop-tarts together and play with our crayons ah pop-tarts sound crazy actually she's gonna eat the crayons though and i'm gonna get really sad because i can't draw my clouds anymore what's yours favorite pop-tart oh my god bowser jr ruins this [ __ ] for me what a little bastard i wanted a friend and now i have bowser jr and i hate this friend my favorite pop-tart is wild berry by the way thank you i i was scared jacob yours i'm not a pop-tart guy i don't really know what wild baby or brown sugar cinnamon is my favorite the ice cream sundae one's the best one that should go strawberry milkshake goes crazy when you freeze it insane yes yes big man i've been waiting my whole life for this video game here i go all right goomba tricycle come on a tricycle where will he go this one's still i threw oh by .01 second i think dk clutched it honestly the joycon slipped out of my that's like hand hard to play yeah that i think only my 80 year old grandmother can correctly spin the wheels i think this would be like impossible if you're 80 what well yeah you just die you lose your hands my grandma's not dead but like she could be yeah yeah you ever consider that i haven't called her in a while that might see that was a good idea though he did land on that yeah it would have worked if the game was good um which it is i hope you roll a three here joe i want an eight okay what are mario rules of two yo yo big man coming up koopa troops you get koopa now maybe i have to close my eyes get koopa tell me when i can hit it you can't i can hit it now right yeah now that's he's out of the koopa genealogy but this dice is complete trash i hate this guy so much but he can beat your enemies with hammers and i think that's awesome that is true this is the one man that is supposed to have multiple gamers like on deck you're so right let's see what big goomba's gonna do big man on the town custom dice block looks [ __ ] ugly it does i like it's just a banana i i appreciate super a lot it's a good mario party yeah yeah super mario party is a good mario party superstars i'm so sorry dash thank you for correcting me don't worry i'm the cop i love it when you correct me actually it's fun every time i'm the comments which is a good thing yeah why is that happening dude well let's pay and find out i think it's going to move the the man's yeah awesome i closed the door it's called being polite i want to roll a nine oh i forgot i had this sure that works too i would say that makes it easier to roll a nine a nine damn it you got a nine that's a nine you're right that's awesome you got what you wanted what is this oh you can go to lake it too i forgot yeah boring i i think he's funny in this game he just gets the pole he grabs the ass always a good time yeah i'm just the one with the star right now and lego two just kind of like oh you can't you can still point for free yeah yeah i could have but oh well slaparazzi this game is great this might be one of my favorite games in this one oh that's fine this one's fine yeah it's just like where is the koopa going to spawn how can goomba punch he kicks actually look at that that's a sick photo actually let's all take turns getting thumbnails goomba you go first we'll distract donkey kong oh no donkey kong oh that that's a peach thumbnail right there i'm going for my thumbnail oh what the [ __ ] that's a good goomba i'm trying to fight donkey kong he just doesn't i'm just look at that donkey ow i'm literally in the center i'm just so photogenic man [Music] what the [ __ ] dude this game sucks that was a crazy goomba thumbnail oh pete that's all peach and not kuba goomba has some mean mugs though [Music] oh look at that [Applause] that's insane that was an insane photo the over-the-shoulder one or the game [Music] i think i've done a phenomenal mario party because you know why that game's good i think that's the essence of mario party you know what i mean it was fun and we get to bully each other i can't believe i get eight coins for winning in this game what happened becomes really weird it's so strange you start with five coins stars cost 10. it's just weird they didn't need to i i have i got hands with this game oh that's a two nevermind i just assumed that he was gonna get a partner yeah he could have he has to roll a zero and still possible uh you can you can get like a 14 now with your squad that would be awesome like that that i can't count that there was a four in there you know so yeah this is what you do this is a bit uh awkward please honestly this shouldn't even be at the game yeah sadly it is so you know why don't of course do it yeah but it's just like i think super mario party when it first came out i was like that's fun the mini games are good and i still think they are but i think like the board play is so i just uh formulaic yeah i think more so than other mario parties because like you just go by lego two and you farm gold pipes and you win yeah and then he pulls the stars out of people's asses i remember that one time that we played on the sport the first time i ever played super mario party i got like three stars in one turn just because of gold five someone who like what happens and it's just yeah that's plugged my guy he's awesome yes i don't know why that's plunder chest in this game but it is oh uh i want you're in a weird spot you can get a friend that's what i'm going to try and do i want to roll five no i want to roll one four five i want to roll a four what yeah because i have a partner no they don't roll one cup oh well then i want a roll a 5. he just watches he just cheers you on oh my look how slow it takes to you also went the wrong way to be like wow this is [ __ ] forever yeah so you went that way to complain yes that's okay that's what we're about here he claps though he had a lot of life in him dude custom die would suck so much if your teammate got to roll two was probably 10 points for starting this game that's why i said that i mean he comes [ __ ] in this game he didn't say 10 coins for a star animation every time you get a star and then you get in the first place and it takes even longer yeah wait you don't like this cutscene where we get to see the update of literally everything now we know so yes you look yeah even for something in case you weren't sure that goomba was in second now oh you know for sure it's crazy imagine there are chomp calls in this game i wish would be a good game then the game would never end you would die before the board finishes hi guys who are you gonna get careful now careful that you're going to get the big man face this is what's going to happen you're safe you're safe i'm literally expecting to roll on koopa and show them i just eject out of my chair just leans over and sucks me do we have face cam on do we i have a webcam plugged in wait oh my feet are showing i have socks on do i have a plug yo it's your wikifeet debut [Laughter] it's not it's not popping up i can't let these be leaked i gotta sell them first i need to turn them into guys wait let me knock this chair over there yo if if we roll koopa i'll uh i'll do it i'll show it i'll show it all right is it my turn where's my other joy that's right [Laughter] all right let's let's roll this hidden block real quick um oh yeah this has like the little yeah the sweet spot area it's over that's the one yep and now we all have a star yes yes oh he still gets to roll this turn by the way dash i am aware show me the confetti oh you'll see it here it comes confetti why is donkey kong not affected at [Music] all all right as long as he doesn't roll huge all right man there we go you roll a one yeah see oh wait 17 oh yeah because you got the star there's only 10 coins that's right yeah uh how do we are we are we gold piping this game i i thought we agreed to no gold pipes i always said no to farming them i think it's easier to say no to them but i mean it's whatever you want to do if you go right you get a rival though yeah you use one you want gentlemen no gold pipes yeah all right like dk's going to do with the gold pipe but i don't think it matters no koopa no koopa wait okay i was like ready to turn it up yeah i know like it winds it up [Laughter] [Applause] all right it'll make for great content it'll be like the that one fight like joe you're welcome to make it hurt pop it that's what that this would be if you get koopa an absolute bopping spree all right [Laughter] dash dash for christ's sake we've lost [Music] we're we're so [ __ ] we're so [ __ ] i think we deserve coins joe i wish we went through everybody let's high five together everybody i'm not high fiving i'm not high-fiving i'm not eye timing oh no hold on you guys maybe forgot this time can we jump on him we get one coin then we can split between the two of us we jump on it [Music] [Laughter] dude i got like such a sitcom group as my squad i got peach bowser jr and wario they looking odd for real holy moly nice 12 donkey kong he's going to steal a star i want to play that movie god damn it why'd i use my hidden block oh he's going to take the star for me he gets something he steals from peach what the [ __ ] why [Laughter] what reason this game's awesome [Applause] why there's literally no reason for that i was in first you're in first you're closer to the star you have more coins you have more friends why i i don't get it joe do you want to buy a gold pipe no i know that that i'm talking go [ __ ] yourself no pity pipes hide that yo give me a after we hard band it that that's crazy it would be a sick house rule you can only buy gold pipe in fourth place [Music] i want you to like get a star and it throws confetti for being in last place oh you're in and out loses three coins oh nine oh i can't read oh what what why the joe you i don't care why is it giving daddy one just take him away from him give him bowser give him charity i don't care no one has any items so that's cool all right cool all right good game good game see if i bought a gold pipe you could have had two gold pipes i'm having fun i'm having a good time i got two coins you know who's not having a good time josh wherever he is right now his finals what an idiot yeah as long as you don't buy a gold pipe you're good here custom guy is good custom dice is good you can get a guaranteed friend big number better person true actually i'm trying to be a big man's out here and i think i might get something cool from all this like he's getting lucky you're no this is that is worse it was just worse than laying on a blue space it was free oh you're right leaning on the blue space is free i love my i love when joycon does the little jingle dude i wish they would have brought that back over super for superstar yeah just have my gamecube controller sing to me you can get another friend go button the squad pull it up there is a fringe star yeah for bonus stars it's the most rng star every time i see this i'm like all right am i going to the hospital there's a one and seven chance i like blue a lot i'm not gonna lie that we're safe it's safe there's a one and seven chance i go to the hospital every time i roll let's be friends just choose to not get friends so joe there's two uh friend bonus stars oh there is there's one that's like whoever had this the largest squad and then one who has specifically bowser jr or something yeah i gotcha [Music] hi wow we needed exactly that until huh i don't know no you did i did yeah oh that's cool though okay i don't know if that was like a perfect roll though yeah it was ah it was a perfect roll wasn't it yep [Music] sure sure was those tend to happen a lot don't they do you yeah no not not to all of us there's a lesson for something i can control so i don't know why you're angry with me i'm not angry with you i there's no anger in my voice oh dash do i sound angry thank you say no no i'm like a calm mother you've always been very maternal to me what the [ __ ] i don't like that i don't like that either i feel like that's a threat i'd like you to retract it oh it's gonna be on the upper path huh yeah it's bottom it's bottom the bottom okay thank god okay yeah you get this he finally wants to do something for me that's cool joe it's just a game it's just a game it's just a game where god just chooses to put me down constantly and yeah i got five coins see i'm grateful for the things i get yeah that's why lady luck bestows upon me no because i no it's it is christ abandoning me there's nothing else i don't believe in religion i just believe in lady luck which is yo guess we guess on this one right i have no oh no this is a different minigame so you just have to match the thing on the left i thought this was the guessing video i love juice boxes use boxes are good what's your favorite juice box um i like i like capri suns a lot those aren't in boxes oh am i on dk's team no you're on my team all right i can't dude i'm not even looking dash i'm just following you by the way i i'm just trusting you blindly here i love juice books what what oh wait no it's the opposite i'm just following dk he doesn't really like to go to the right place do we do we both have to be on the same one like do we do we have to make a box or does it matter you have to make a box okay i wasn't sure yeah so that's just like i just followed dk around high five joe we're best friends that was the play and it just doesn't work like that i was following dash and it worked out perfectly but [Music] you know i i think with an ai yeah it doesn't sound as good no dk didn't want to play that game which is fine i still got two coins for losing i understand getting like second third place coins and free-for-alls why don't you get coins for losing because they're not all last five turns their last four turns what yep huh joe is really on his joker arc right now this game is just doing something man i don't get it i i just don't get it like we can't do last five turns because i'm in fourth i'm about to get a star like come on see you can come on dk almost took that star from you though he has zero coins you're right several dash mushrooms what the [ __ ] okay yeah i got three coins for mine earlier but that's cool man when i go to [ __ ] mcdonald's and order six pieces and they give me seven like what the hell you order six nuggets they go well you got room for 36. well i i i guess i just enjoyed and just dash hear me out guys i could order 36 mcnuggets right now i would be so down i have not i had any food i'm i'm just ordering nuggets i uh could you just give me fries and a dp yeah i can do that i got some i chose the wrong dice but thankfully i was able to stop it what is it what fries in a what dp dr pepper doctor oh i'm not gonna double penetrate them down yeah well get your mind on the gutter dash all right i wasn't thinking about that what were you doing i don't think they serve that also donald's menu and second off i can't that's not how that works i don't think they serve double penetration on the mcdonald's man oh you'd be surprised can i get a small fry to mix sodomy i want some bdsm with my [ __ ] mcdonald's yo i can order 40 nuggets for 16.49 that is oh my god what sauce what sauces uh ketchup ketchup dash barbecue i get six choices i hate that you have to choose but do they have like buffalo uh i definitely shouldn't have buffalo sauce because i have pelican swords right now buffalo though is it buffalo dude it's called having fun do you have you ever had kinky sores i have and i just tough it out i have four in my mouth right now bro shut the f bro but you saw that works you have four yeah no i always have canker stories like constantly that's crazy winner baby oh i get them like i get like yeah i get them in holiday season too but not like only like i get them year round but they get really bad in the winter joe i don't i don't know i think i'm blind but i don't see dr pepper on here no i see diet dr pepper no well joe you were [ __ ] talking dairy queen for being too many calories so luckily for you buddy you can go and have a [ __ ] i don't want to have the 2000 calorie shake not the 100 calorie doctor pepper freaking blind do they only have diet dr pepper on this [Music] face joe is having the worst day joe wait wait give me give me my phone back i'm gonna order a doctor i'm gonna order a diet dr pepper and ask him to hold the diet please push pour sugar [Laughter] one thing god that's all i want all right it's christmas season you're not gonna give me one thing christ i want mcdubby all right i ordered a diet dr pepper um special instructions add add sugar that's sugar all right did you say you wanted a mcdubby dash can i have two mcdovi what the [ __ ] i ordered 40 nuggets and you won't make dubbies all right you're right maybe just one mcduffie just catch up i got shy you are so close to being punched right there i am past the line right now i would not have waited for jacob to turn on the camera i would have done it again after oh we missed it for the camera hold on you had it you only wanted to catch it i just want ketchup on me okay how far how where's the star 14 away okay [Music] any twos um that's only oh that was impossible anyways [Music] oh it could have worked with like a fatty right yeah if i got a six i was in there i could have used another dice but oh i didn't even look at what wario's dice is i'm probably yo yo you can go up to ruined depth [Music] the terrifying [ __ ] words yo big man i don't need him i feel like no one ever lands on that hat i feel like every time you land on a rival you risk your life oh like allied space is always just like i die wait [Laughter] hit me hear me do it do it do it i'll take it i'll take it for the content for the for ow [ __ ] [Laughter] i lost my joycon do you want to punch me back no i deserved it this stream starting soon yo what up stream i just got assaulted [Laughter] serious question about me assaulting you can we still monetize the video yeah yeah dude i just want to say you've gotten stronger thanks man yeah yeah you've been working out it's it shows i felt it's the last time i punched you yeah really yeah you really you sponge like a [ __ ] guess guess don't look don't look don't look i'm just i'm not gonna i'm gonna i'm just okay jacob i didn't mean to punch that hard no i wanted you to i didn't want it to look like you were faking all right oh there's a lot there's more than six look they're playing they're playing on the switch i'm teaming with joe um i like how they're playing on what what are they playing i want to play that game yo dk's they're playing i believe dk no okay okay okay okay did get first though yo do we get the high five like we're both so smart sadness oh yeah i'm gonna order i'm sorry i got assaulted i was trying i forgot to order dude you could have chose not to roll onto that space i'm just saying you know you're right i was definitely gambling um let me make sure i got a mcdouble dash got mcdouble 40 nuggies french fries diet dr pepper with requested no diet i really hope they follow through on that the thing is i have to taste it to like see though yeah is it gonna please buy one [Music] it's good for the economy yeah i know you're right i did that exact play once yeah you sure did i oh he he's got plans he's down plans this is the one space i didn't look over when i was cheating on the board earlier just 10 coins though see my knuckles hurt yeah sorry my i'm also yeah i know you i should not have punched your tries that that was also a mistake oh no no no no i i i hit b you can't go back in this game you remember that joe i sure do man superstars superstars let you go back here you're just saying uh um ooh i can lay down in a very unlucky space or a blue joe do you want me to tell you you're one yeah i i talk to big man he takes me to you he might he just might bet's now anyone anyone i think he does i think he does i feel it oh my god yeah see you i aligned with lady luck in this situation i i've been waiting for you ten coins and then and then it just takes the coins and too bad that runs kong took your star for no reason yep that um well it's okay because you also took my star for no reason so i know because there's only star on the board like donkey kong took my star for no reason i'm the victim in this i i don't know if i would agree but don con's contempt and fourth [Applause] [Laughter] confetti second whoo you suck where are you going i'm glad we get the full balloon trip like we really get to see the entire board but none of the characters on the board well you might miss it god no all right oh hidden space no was not guys i just want to say mcdonald's has confirmed your order from doordash we'll let you know when your dasher has picked up your order oh my god i've been rolling the normal dice i look so stupid here we go boo dice actually pretty decent oh my god wow it doesn't matter though because i'm going oh zero still moves seven spaces that's insane i'm going far this goomba's making moves moving if there's a movement spar star goomba's got it oh and now he's moving the guys whomp's on the move the lowest possible number you can roll now is four that's insane to think about actually [Music] so hypothetically speaking does anyone want a poison mushroom on them next turn i'm just just curious it doesn't matter on me hi you're right oh that's sad dude i like that yellow oh my god you have a yellow tee oh my god i don't want to punch you again i just looked turn the webcam back on wait i'll see no see what's up no what's up what happened and then nothing i i can't move right now i was trying to hide his feet yeah that's fair you know i'm going to stretch this out so it's like covers the full screen now also this is in frame we got a super monkey ball uh oh yeah coffee mug i think that's pretty cool those are awesome shout out to monkey ball oh just show them the other side because no i've already switched it you have to pay extra for that there's a monkey on it we won't tell you what kind of monkey though i just looked he's awesome he's pretty awesome he's just staring at us unrelated to that i love i i so much i i is very great he should be the mascot of sega now imagine any sonic game in your butcher iii right right yeah oh my god i have a [ __ ] legion hey uh dash got shy guy i didn't notice i'm sad now yeah do you want to turn on the webcam all right get him what the [ __ ] i win goomba wins i'm stuck in the corner i made a mad dash towards joe you did and i lost and then you rude the fact that you can still like move after dying yeah i i like it for petty's sake it's super teddy at the same time like i'm surprised the game didn't end oh last last three turns actually dude [Music] all right give give donkey kong golden pipe he needs it the slowest doodle i really hope i really hope he has to walk off screen too custom dice block i really get i really hope we get to watch him walk away i hope we do i was hoping i wouldn't away the custom dice block i wish he did just in front of toe thanks for the gift [ __ ] all right the chance to see this game doesn't have sassy toad you know sassy toes insane sassy toad adds so much character to mario party absolutely he does now they're eviler has anyone landed on one of these spots yet i think donkey kong did did i oh no donkey kong didn't he gave us all three coins and then you started screaming i just thought you did because you started screaming i was already just starting screaming it was a dk's plan oh he's got making big moves here oh there is a seven on that dice he's probably rolling it oh that's oh that's the two 15 massive that is can't count good try though you'll get you'll get one of these times jacob i believe in you it's so funny because like when we're doing like mario party stats i look at something and you crunch them that's like 35 and then it's basic edition i go brain dead on well there's a two and then another two and then another one after that what was it called in math when you have like the the the minute the math factors or well you had like um 60 seconds to solve as many problems as you could i think they call them i want to say that we call them math factories in my school but i know that's wrong fast factors fast factors maybe yeah those were hype yeah i just want to say i always finished i always first i always did because i wrote one for all of them i was the fastest i wrote a lot one line on all of them i i i maximized my time joke as you wish idiot but i always finish them correctly idiot yeah so tell them donkey kong yeah put that in your happy meal joe see i just liked that i i just liked it because you kind of it was kind of a confidence builder or destroyer at a very young age yeah being good at something well just because like you knew the way they did in my school at the very least was a if you rolled like not a few world like if you finished and you got like 100 on it or whatever the next week you only had nine minutes to do it then like eight minutes and then that's sick so like it was very clear who was good at math oh that's like yeah that's actually no it's sick yeah because like he's got a little fittest yeah i i always liked that about it joe i'm right behind you so hear me out if you steal from me we're just wasting each other's time okay are you are you gonna steal from me i mean only if you steal for me okay if i don't steal from you you won't steal from me then right correct okay so you're gonna steal from goomba i mean i'll steal from anyone else it won't be you yeah it's still from goomba you still you'll so okay i was like i can still from zoom right now if you want i was expecting you to steal from goomba i thought we were both gonna yeah it was about a half i i i i just wanted to get my star back from donkey kong i'll be honest i will youtube i might start from me dash has been that she's been wholesome these last few turns all right i'm gooba he's two holes listen i tried to high five my friends and they both said no you're right we should bully you more [ __ ] nerd i wish i got a turn to steal from you but it's really soaking in it oh it starts that way yeah oh i'm gonna get to the star this turn okay stay off the i don't care wait why does it tell me to stay off the extra bad luck space what i was just telling i don't know it's a tip it's a toe tip it's a toe tip all right i'm just gonna i'm giving up on that star i think i'll take a plunder chest i guess i don't think it's very likely i get the star though joe yeah but it's i i just want to get a man's you know all right you have a custom die i see i just want to go far and then we roll boo die so that's that's yeah that's a boo die let me first see how oh my god you have four that's right god damn it that's you still you're still moving so i'm still moving far [Laughter] your friends really are there to pick you up when you're down you can replace a friend you can get a fifth friend no it'll kill one friend off no you can get five you have up to five i think five is the max i thought it's four damn if it's four i'm sorry but i think it's five which is hilarious attempt number two i hope you get to like kill off a friend you get to choose which one of your friends is your least favorite yeah you do if you max out [Music] are they about to just pay to go up again [Music] you don't want four i'm sorry that's fine i thought it was five i i makes more sense none of this game makes sense last three turns the last three turns 10 star mushroom go three space don't worry you got your friends to pick you back up bad i'm selecting very carefully right now i'd hit random [Music] joe you did hurt me earlier he told me to you're right you know it it's not my fault that i punched you but he doesn't even look sad about it not this again that's a profile picture right there i don't like that guy he just doesn't even look sad about getting stolen he's just like oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy i'm white i like peach's eyes in this game a lot i think they look cool like goomba's eyes on this game you're right you're so right i like the goomba dk though i like that goomba's profile picture just that dk hasn't really been doing anything has he yeah he's he's kind of watched in this game oh this item sucks so [ __ ] from rivals i mean it's kind of cool but it's just like i i don't care yeah at this point in the game it doesn't do all that much yeah [Music] four player minigame though that's that's kind of cool i'd be careful joe dk could get the coins to steal a star and he just chooses anyone i'm going center every single time i'm gonna just block donkey kong every single time you know what actually i think you're not gonna consider every single time bottom right i forgot that's the spot i like i got bottom right you're call joe i like kung's thinking [Music] what's funny is if we all go up we block every option dk has [Music] i'd really not like to not have to put up donkey kong in this game you can change after yeah that's that's this person i literally could not have gone anywhere that one that's cool uh but then if dash keeps going to the middle he doesn't have any coins you can have him yeah if donkey kong would go to the left that'd be cool because i can't go center oh okay no one did you can you can change after what do you mean you can pick a direction and then swap it yeah that's crazy i know you could do that oh i did right oh they just lock you out eventually because i did right up right it locked you out as soon as everybody pictures joe i'm going right you're right jake are you going to center i'm going up all right all yours then he lied wow [Music] don't you feel i literally there's not a single way place i could have gone that entire time because donkey kong went right every single time dash went center every single time yeah you went to the right every single time i don't know what it's a bad game i guess i think it's a really funny game actually i should have just adapted um i could have jumped off the cloud yeah you could have sat there and done nothing did you consider that i it's essentially what i did but then you could have given dash some coins i swear to christ if he steals my star after that too i'm on installing him for i think he tries to go as fast as possible i don't think you can't steal your star he doesn't have coins for it he's gonna he's gonna do something oh he could have rolled this dice and got coins from it oh true that would have been the craziest play that would have broke the internet yeah whatever he just steals coins it's okay [Music] see they're coin matches we actually denied dk of all of his resources because he almost stole a star from probably you favor i what yeah you shouldn't be whining we helped you i'm not whining right now but what if you were then we tell you to stop what what do you not understand how this came up because you were complaining no i'm not well well now you are no i'm literally not this is oh dk got a star oh dk's getting a gold fight okay bro come on house rules [ __ ] i can't believe that he bought a golden pipe whenever buying a golden pipe is specifically against our rules guys i think i think master dk's been a little problematic on the channel lately we're cancelled yeah i think we need to cancel them yeah i mean like dude he just he broke house rules yeah i'm saying yeah the the specific house rule you can't buy a golden pipe yeah we're all gentlemen he was there he can't actually be all gentleman into not buying golden pipes the [ __ ] the audacity how dare he that's what he could yeah that's duke turning up the heat last that's interesting i'd call that interesting too that oh that you know i that that's cool i think it's neat this is a really peculiar turn i think it's quite topical um so again uh the house rule is we don't buy golden pipes i like it is that fair game yeah i think it's taking that fair game okay are you gonna use it yeah oh that's not a fair game right no yeah i thought you were just getting it off the table oh no you know there's i don't stand by that personally i i think you're a compromised man if you use it i think i just outsmarted the system personally he wrote the terms of service you know i i i just know how to break the internet wait i have a hammer row what yeah you have a hammer bro oh my god i forgot all about that lad what's up big man [Music] you know what jacob has what a bruce a reminder all right so that was a fortunate place for the star to spawn you know i think that the moral here is if you complain long enough things will come out on top and if things don't come out for you and you complained you lost nothing so like everyone wins are you using the gold fight um it depends on if i get nine coins or not in the next turn and we'll see we'll see where my man of honor [Music] at the very least though the gold pipe is for sure off the table and that that that that's all that matters oh okay cool cool yeah it's really just down to bonus stars here all right you're broke all right what you got for me god make a live at least five points that's not what i wanted at all that worked well let's go goomba i i don't think it worked out well because my friend jacob lost five points will you actually roll anything higher than a zero i feel like you get the star oh you have a yeah you have that too i've seen you roll 47 while rolling a zero before so i think you got this [ __ ] big roll [Music] hey me and the squad pulling up in a [ __ ] 17. a 17 in a game where you can roll up to six you can afford one of these too yeah yeah yeah like never be moving holy [ __ ] he's a sightseer if there's a if there's a bonus star for moving far goomba got it right goomba got it is it this way yeah you gotta pay him off luckily i can still [ __ ] afford it because it only cost 10 cents oh i think i think it's this way yeah but you can get an item if you go up you don't need it it's last turn actually yeah that's true yeah yeah i don't want this no no everyone's too far away i you could contribute to the economy though oh you got it i realize you got it this this turn yeah it was 16 i rolled a 17. i wasn't paying attention i did okay you're right guys are sweating so hard i've been in fourth place with my outfits i'm sweating you gotta stop you gotta stars [Applause] oh now that's a nice third place goomba's not winning this one confetti [Applause] [Laughter] dash i think it was a sick third place though it was a hype third place yeah i mean think about we could still add turns we can still start over it's never too late guys we can add 15 turns wait did you guys see that no look what's he doing thinking about things think about girls and stuff smile [Music] i've told internet [ __ ] no but today and charging chuck have we've been over yeah okay okay yeah that makes sense [Music] no one has coins i guess you could have taken one coin from joe yeah you probably not like a terrible play honestly nah it's okay what an awesome item oh why coins that's a lot of money all right i didn't mean use this die but and i can't go back yeah this is a very punishing game yeah that sucks i think you get a lucky nope nope nevermind i'm gonna shut up you know what sucks is i actually meant to roll the peach tie because joe i was gonna sleep or sell you i was gonna grab i was gonna buy the gold fight if you use it i'm using it see joe you won mario party because of uh of i can't go back yeah all's well that ends well this is why i'm saying if you complain long enough it'll eventually come back in your favor because god will get sick of it yeah dang i didn't mean to use that dye that sucks oh you can't get a golden pipe there no wait then why did it take josh so long to get under 20 minutes uh he didn't complain hard enough that's a shocker and god knows he tried all right and also to just be fair to josh i gained [ __ ] [ __ ] so oh my god this game dude your racket is so much bigger this is so not fair it's it's all right it's average uh does that oh my god if it hits accounts yeah okay donkey kong is playing everything possible oh using i think you said losing i was like well you don't have hands but now i understand what you're saying it's still the same question gg guy very close to the ground all right well that's a really balanced 1v3 i think i think it is if you're playing a little better yeah yeah i know definitely i think hard dk master dk really brought you guys down google didn't miss one we still get mint coins though yeah joe got two coins yes oh yes that's exactly what i needed now i can wait where even is the sorry lad the star there he is that's in the little the hole the friend hole the three might get this one though no because he has to pay oh true he is um i don't think he's getting it yeah but he might buy an idol i'm glad they played this anime bad play i'm glad they played that yeah i wanted to comically get a a gold pipe just to like only use it if joe did yeah i i was holding my goal or i wasn't gonna gold pipe to get the star i was gonna gold pipe to lack it to you oh that's badass actually but uh well then dash got that one yeah yeah that would have been hype i would i would have thought wow that was awesome if you did that but you're getting a friend yeah i'm just gonna get you know see see who's left with the bottom of the barrel you know all the good ones are taken yeah um everyone that i hate is left out was taken but you know maybe there might be somebody worthful in this pile of garbage you can get bowser he has an awesome dive why do you like bowser luigi luigi my son luigi no that's your dad no it's just is it both it could be both luigi is now your ally luigi is an ally what before i wanted bowser to be my ally i like bowser as an ally where is he going where is he going the answer is always far either his legs may be short but isn't you could hit this 23 away you could absolutely hit this somehow his legs may be short but his ambition is far his ambition is shorter no actually i don't know if you could have hid that oh oh yo he's gonna steal coins this is gonna be crazy [Music] yeah that's fair [Music] enjoy your three coins you can't even mash 6-1 i wanted a match dude i'm mad you still can't yeah i realized that like i was being limited by my own creativity right there next time i match there regardless ooh bad luck space would be cool yo i'm saying what would pad the video out more out of dance i think moving i think moving the swamp actually look at this dance or womp i like his dance i what what even do the bad luck space play they take coins from you maybe i don't think they take stars i think it's pretty soft honestly um you can get another friend you can be told you have too many friends yeah i know you pulled up and just stared at me like you have more friends than you [ __ ] whose crew is bigger yeah nice three friends idiot i have four i want you to land on the ally space and just show up with you guys well if you have too many friends toad should just like pull up no dialogue box just he frowns and he just sits there he throws up an l you go oh i used a mushroom that's cringed all right i do that what was happening yo move the guy i have a man what is happening low battery that's embarrassing that i'm cringing that's my joy-con too i can't believe i almost had a friend and then i threw it away no you can get lightning i get absent-minded that's me me oh we guess on this one oh yeah that's the one we guess on okay i've guessed already joe which one are you i'm guessing middle every time oh i was gonna say mid but uh i'll go left all right dash you can play the game i will coupon cooper no i got middle sorry wow sorry well it was wrong you have to understand i don't know i'm just picking the funniest guy you would have been correct you went right it's a funny thing i'm just picking the funny guy every time i meant to click the middle fish okay funny guy that that is the funny i thought i would spawn in the middle so i just pressed a i spawned on the right i'm going middle this time i got it cheap cheap's all mine all right oh i was wrong it's a spiny lad dude who's that crab guy i like him though yeah i like him a lot he's awesome he's only got the one pincher i picked the funniest ones every time and that's why i won oh you passed something like that sweating to me joe yeah he's sweating his education what a coincidence that the funniest one was correct the funny one's not supposed to be right exactly it's supposed to be wrong questioning ck only has waluigi it's supposed to be opposing yeah okay oh it's not like a special board one too it's all these like little things that add up to make them super superstars is good good game first bonuses item bonus i don't think that's me i think it's dash i definitely was a big big he was a big items guy yeah that was a big month oh okay no i'm just kidding i i didn't actually use a single item that entire game and the second bonus is unlucky oh that's donkey kong yeah our red spaces count as well yeah donkey kong good job [Applause] [Music] oh there's only two yep only two what god purple nails in this game well is that another mario party win that is another mario party one i thought there's three no there's two in this game chet coop is applauding for jacob well he's just respectful he would have applauded for anyone no and i get last place again all right do you want to hit my other arm i have two arms you can you can hit my other arm [Laughter] he wants to i'm defeated the webcam is on so i might as well i dash do you want to punch him no i'll punch myself that that make me feel better i could do that how well i'm not even left-handed so this is gonna punch yourself with your uh do you use your good arm punch punch your bad arm yeah there you go i feel like i was holding back yeah there you could do better than that it's hard because like i know it's gonna hurt so i'm like holding back just close your eyes and then you won't see it oh my [ __ ] god i said he just cut it halfway through that let's look at the stats [Music] hmm wow most bruises goes to jacob that should have been a star oh honestly jacob that's a hit for me you know what i didn't even notice this game sucks it's not stickers it took us 15 turns to realize that oh why are we going all the way back what are you looking for happening you were the happening guy oh you have so many friends all right that's our mcdonald's is here by the way yo

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Published: Sun Dec 26 2021