Lamar Odom in the Trap! With DC Young Fly Karlous Miller and Clayton English

yo what's going on y'all man your boy dc young flaggy d this is me i mean pizza right now yeah man you seen us talking about going back on the road on social media but it's finally here but it's time it's finally here yeah yeah told y'all we better go back on the road tell them what we're going to do we're going to listen charleston maybe more but that's all we're telling y'all for right now what's the date what's the day man i think the last of july 24th you hear me seattle on october sacramento on october the 6th we're going to seattle whales okay we may do that on friday we better do that on the frat the microphone came off we just gonna do it like this that's why we got to get back on the road bro the microphone won't stick we can't even we can't eat my teeth and while we steal the trap and we get my tape but you always chain up the microphone you think domino's gonna sponsor this they should dig what i'm saying what happened i grew up [Laughter] shout out to dominoed as you know what i'm saying giving black boys you know what i'm saying the job somewhere you can prosper we're gonna talk you know where to find all them dates while we eating domino at the on the website plus new shows go to 85 stop shoot at that girl yeah i feel like if you go to the instagram or click the link or something it'll probably take you where the tickets are man you know what's going on man the two are going crazy man should i say it again yeah i'm gonna be in biloxi sacramento charleston seattle and a little bit more if you want to know go to the 85 south show dot com negro okay back hey man we back we're coming all them cities he just named you d and some most cities come on and and we came to see the 85 percenters we don't have cities in the building listen i'm talking about this time put them pull them back we're gonna make a little prank pull the titties out what they gonna say they're gonna be like we've been missing them titties now one thing we can ensure we can't create a safe environment whether you pull them to this out yes we can yes and we have proven that right you hear me we have uh grandma's smoking weed that's on oxygen tanks and they highlight baby i talked to that lady family she's doing work well right now she's doing good salute man so look [Applause] yeah man so come check us out how long have i had this out uh [ __ ] this year number six six baby six we started this podcast with a dollar in a dream we still got the dollar but not a dream is a reality six years traffic how long we've been over here about three yeah about three he got blood [ __ ] oh y'all smoking blood no we ain't not today man i saw you on the podcast they were blowing weed all on y'all like man my [ __ ] no won't be round all that i seen it it's beautiful i watch everything weird it's beautiful hey man it is it can be mm-hmm [Applause] j-o-n you off the day of what oh cat yeah what we sounding like a one two one two everybody on yes sir i said i said i said it is everybody on [Music] [Music] the 85 south shore we ready to turn it up have a drink can't believe they bring no candy in here man oh [ __ ] dc what's happening well with hanging gang violence you big as hell oh they been playing holy [ __ ] all night bro give me some new [ __ ] everything ain't been 70's and diamonds dc is in here man he won't hear some of that player [ __ ] mr bruce dude right you hear some violence yeah [Music] what you gonna [Music] you [Music] [Music] [Music] oh what a only thing only person sleeping with is white man you know they gonna pay it you know they're gonna trick i don't want free [ __ ] cause i ain't giving it out free dick no [Applause] [Music] paid i guess i'm giving my dick on trade these [ __ ] don't never have no money they beat [ __ ] they be like but they be hungry though so we take them to mickey d's i don't know look i'm talking about get your tuba folk man your kid homie gonna get some more you gonna think i'm lying but i swear to god it ain't no cap before i hit that person i checked my cash out just to see if she didn't pay it for because i'm broke sometimes but my money ain't don't even tell them hey what hey cause you know they listening and i don't like everybody what i'll lend my business [Music] [Applause] now you don't understand [ __ ] had to live every black [ __ ] dreaming bruh this man that we gotta hit with us today right now ghetto legend he's a legend man certified i'm from my first [ __ ] man they've ever done this [ __ ] you know what i'm saying come on man well i'm allergic [ __ ] [ __ ] who went from being a regular [ __ ] to being like a nba star right just off the top right and then you kept it hood by playing in the streetball league i don't feel like people even i like that enough you got some of the coldest highlights in the english you know in the history of this [ __ ] you play with the legends the most legendary team when you're nba champions [Applause] don't do that but you one of the only [ __ ] that we seen get more famous while they was already famous like everybody knew you and then you got even more famous oh hold up hold up hold on can we say it what's up dude we say whatever but we're going to keep it keep it g my boy hit one of them [Applause] this is exactly what i'm saying you out here thinking that this is regular [ __ ] but [ __ ] from the hood is like go go go be wrong bruh that's just my life every time ladies and gentlemen lamar odom come on [Applause] we've been seeing you on all kind of press runs and hitting little shows and podcasts and [ __ ] and we see they keep asking you a bunch of [ __ ] you know you won't talk about it like nah [ __ ] that we got to get him over here man just to let this [ __ ] know that [ __ ] like us we fought with you we [ __ ] with you bro we fought with you a long way you did what i'm saying we ain't a [ __ ] you got an amazing story man let me read off some of these some of the other accomplishments we got we got paperwork today man come on jamaica queens first of all a legendary place bruh what happened i've been traveling off since 19 years old but i always go back to the hood always go back to the hood they don't get more hood than jamaica coin they sell big dutches in queens exactly yes sir 1997 high school parade player of the year come on man so you playing in the parade no that's right parade magazine oh okay okay same aau team as elton brand and run our test that's a team you don't want to see with three three future nba all-stars on that [ __ ] so how it was like even when they was like when y'all was kids like did y'all have it well we conquered yeah yeah we're crazy yeah we conquered that team i think we only lost like like 19 was like 63 and like three 63 and three so how long how long crazy was like four years man or something you know that was like a two year span we played yeah that's another game yeah 1997-98 university rhode island first team all-conference atlanta top 11 10 conference in mvp drafted by the clippers in no man nba rookie all first team go stupid man trade it to the miami heat i was there traded to the lakers [Applause] [Music] [Applause] uh six man of the year 2010. [ __ ] love candy been all over the tv right yeah i wanted six minute a year when i was shooting a reality show too with my ex-wife that's a that's a big stunt big stunt man great so bro this one we really just man we came to kick it and talk about some of this amazing [ __ ] you've been up to man what was it like being a being a project kid and to be able to live out your hoop dream to go all the way today i mean that was a dream come true dream come true damn weather's crazy right oh tea so with atlanta where's the weather man that had me man you got it you gotta wear you some swim trunks some [ __ ] with a hood on it you never know your umbrella and some timberland boots but you never know and a knife because he cranked it for real real you dude that was a dream come true though forever but i think the the blessing of it all was knowing what i was going to do from a young age you know what i'm saying right i think that was a blessing a lot of the people don't find they love ever right that's what i'm saying so i was able to find minds out of love at a young age but the nba life got to be different man you got the world coming at you so fast man how do you exactly at the height of that [ __ ] like how you navigate through it you got to be strong yeah it's hard a lot of money strong will you know what i'm saying got to depend on god yes first time your family and your friends your loved ones yeah oh i don't think you could do it by yourself so when you got to the league bro your cousins and [ __ ] from queens was just showing up at random games no i mean you know once you make it you try to take care of everybody as much as possible yeah what i'm saying but of course you can't take care of anybody can you take care of people that want to take care of yourself first right try to bring some opportunities back into the hood and you always you say they say you always go back to the hood man so if that that one kid that just walk up on him be like look man how how can i do it i watch you i watch you and i know you're from jamaica you know what i'm saying [ __ ] [ __ ] but like what is it that you could say that young kid that's there inspired by your life now you just gotta be persistent you know what i'm saying inconsistent you know what i'm saying at whatever you want to do in life feel me right mama mentality speaking of the mother man what was it like playing with kobe like that legend uh that was incredible did you hear everybody talk about you know the actual mama mentality and how he just never came out of you know yeah putting his best foot forward and everything he did it seemed simple just to say it you know but a lot of people can't do it dude was like that with everything though early in the morning he was it was a thug on that basketball court he was there earlier before everybody everybody and the last one annie was a thug out there like he was talking banging on breakfast elbows in the morning before the jump ball go up going in let y'all know that this is my court this is practice but i'm just pushing you yeah you know what i'm saying for greatness he took us there [Applause] what's up man where you saying some [ __ ] and on that black tv recently that's going crazy on me what do you say cuz i ain't ain't i ain't been watching the donald sterling [ __ ] what happened i said it when you said he was coming in the locker room oh yeah talking that people and [ __ ] just like calling him up with his handsomeness yeah exciting his players up talking about literally we got the most handsome team in the league you know hold up who it is the white dude they own the clippers he just like extra eyes on the place wow a little uncomfortable yeah yeah but his whole style was trump bro [Music] he was doing anything they let him go then he did they got tyrone lou now the [ __ ] that's gonna do yeah they trying though that's the same [ __ ] who iverson walked over yeah they don't act like luke wasn't the dog the loot had moments look at that [ __ ] like he was like yorkie i hate that i hate that that's the only only i'm thinking the lakers gonna win this [ __ ] again bro that's what i'm talking about shut your way boy [ __ ] your way they always talk about still my boy that boy shooting that [ __ ] from out of bounds come on man you know we [ __ ] them hogs bro they got they got my boy lou on there now louis louisiana came back home doing that [ __ ] fire louis yeah he from up though you know [ __ ] wanna come out and we i don't even even really understand how the whole atlanta thing goes like so i mean you got atlanta's the city right city the city that's it so what's up with all these other mother cities they not uh it's not atlanta know what it is we might share a county so if you live in um give me some different places where okay so if you live in like winnett that's far that's that way up there is the city no that's the county the the city is uh uh uh it's a bunch of them it's a lot of so what about so douglasville you're not from atlanta if you're from douglasville no you're from georgia you from over there on four roads man well [Applause] i'm trying to think of some other towns that i heard the name what about what about see i'm gonna tell you what the east side big [ __ ] the east side really bigger than the west side because the west side really atlanta and west side on the claim and llamas could the western i can go further like marietta and all that [ __ ] because it's on the i-20 but that [ __ ] cut off after martin luther king right here basically everything inside of 285 that's the level in the middle everything else is actually yeah yeah 285 is the freeway yeah big circle everything inside the circle is atlanta everything but on the outskirts it's still in london but then that's what the other cities get like decatur is another city but it's on the east side and decatur has his own county called dekalb county but the east side fulton county does run on the east side a little bit and atlanta runs on the east side but then they got the cable within they got lot on you then they got stone mound and they got stopped there so the east side over there is way bigger than the louise which really is in love it takes a while to take a while to learn the geography around here you got to know because the other side of town is different though it just really depends on where you're at and you know where you at too once you get they say way different yo cause new york y'all got barrows yeah but if you if somebody say yo it's five minutes away it's five minutes away no it's not in new york out here somebody tell us five minutes away he lying you on the freeway no he lying like he's still laying in the bed bro i'm in the car i'm pulling up bro oh it's a wreck it's a wreck yeah that's any way you want to go around this [ __ ] is at least 27 minutes away bro and then new york is crazy i lived in jersey and had to travel for two years if i wanted to go two miles [ __ ] it's gonna take me 40 minutes i can see where i'm going literally if i get out the car i can walk to that [ __ ] and make it before if i just probably in manhattan though yeah it would come out i'm so from the south i don't even think i can live in new york it's hard bro you i love new york you're a king bro y'all aggressive brother y'all aggressive and y'all rude as [ __ ] i [ __ ] with my new york [ __ ] i swear i do but i give it to y'all every chance i get y'all some more girls every time i get out there airport at jfk i get to argue on them look i'm looking for them cat problems they pass me every time every time and when i go to the bodega you gotta be aggressive [ __ ] living on top of you hell yeah i [ __ ] new york y'all got some bad [ __ ] you bum ass [ __ ] you like that [ __ ] yeah i love that [ __ ] i'll be like cuz you know she know how when she leaves you like ain't nobody just trump my [ __ ] bae you just cuz you just like that at home southern food we be like come on baby he never had a hood that's the one thing about it like around this place atlanta you can think of your dreams every day she might have more money than you exactly i do you can break up with your chick and find another chick look just like her they could even better [Music] that's what made me stupid but see cause this [ __ ] is so aggressive in a cute [ __ ] and they don't minute i think they know what it is that's what oh you like the stranger [Music] she live in the living room and i just embraced like a hood culture like i look cuz it's like everything i seen on tv then when i go to it i'm like this [ __ ] real like the elevators don't work like you literally got to walk like my man stayed on the 10th floor and i'm like my [ __ ] i just embraced like we had to walk up 10 flights instead like you got to do this [ __ ] every day to live bro we went up there went into a [ __ ] spot bro it was literally the bedroom in the living room in the same room and the kitchen like on the opposite wall and i asked the [ __ ] i said anthony had a pool table that bit see it be the extra [ __ ] like that okay they weren't making it you know what i'm saying like i made it 250 and [ __ ] like that section eight man [ __ ] 1500 for the yeah the one the studio with the pool table fifteen hundreds and like i couldn't feel sorry from if i'm like [ __ ] you making fifteen had an apartment he stayed on the third floor like you walk in ain't [ __ ] on the second floor it's like they demolished the second floor right it looked like a horror movie then you get up there to hit [ __ ] you know brock this is nice but i don't know about this [ __ ] under you there's some ghosts in that [ __ ] but then they said all the buildings and but this one online they said all the buildings in new york now it's it's the what's the [ __ ] that's coming from the paint that was that was killing people asbestos yeah that's special [ __ ] and that over time as it went out the space notes from the paint was kind of like killing the people and [ __ ] people up bro that's some [ __ ] today they built them [ __ ] but that [ __ ] could make you gritty i'll give you that give you that grand bro like [ __ ] [ __ ] you got to get up and walk 10 blocks one thing i can say about [ __ ] from new york man y'all getting money flashing ass [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] y'all the first thing that i know the first thing that i knew they had like every [ __ ] that could give to a couple thousand straight up you could be the queen brooklyn [ __ ] haul them you know man if you just like break this [ __ ] that's how cold new york is you could be a legendary drug dealer in that [ __ ] a lot of them they had to they had no choice they had to tell them they just chose death life of them exactly that's the south south that's the real south that's the south see doesn't even know you don't [ __ ] with mississippi i don't know i don't know i just rolled past a sign when we left mississippi show [ __ ] it was singing like a masculine 1866 or some [ __ ] but when the white people came to the town they kept a whole bunch of no there ain't no telling that could have been 1966 it's still bad like that i don't know i don't think it's bad as people think it is on the on that part of like the mississippi burning and the kkk type [ __ ] i think it's more they got that economic racism now where it's like oh y'all doing good everybody over here [ __ ] up it's like you can see the color lag like [ __ ] they living over that [ __ ] got the big ass cribs in it [ __ ] everybody over here got the same [ __ ] yeah right so it's more in your face you get what i'm saying i get it it ain't even no illusion like a [ __ ] can get some money around that [ __ ] but you looking forward to my dad i know you ain't got that man lay no more nah down here i hear that my boy you did what i pull up be outside like the mob man hey man i'm bringing that 1200 man that [ __ ] feels like [ __ ] selling dope again i got a couple spots to go pull up on two months behind you [ __ ] yeah man you been doing a lot of interviews and [ __ ] lately with you trying to get the bag bro nba is over man yeah no crazy sense you feel me i don't think i'll leave the nba i'm just trying to work no money no i'm just trying to work man it's my [ __ ] job lamar trust me just chill just chill yeah man you invest your money man that too that too get a lot of it a lot of people get a lot of it nft go hell yeah you probably got a bunch of [ __ ] people who died i'm not the [ __ ] nft [Music] yeah sir that's gonna be like another bitcoin on me yeah keep going going crazy i'm gonna [ __ ] with nft strong i thought amt stupid what would you sell on that [ __ ] probably i know you got some memorabilia around here they like strange [ __ ] yeah yeah like socks or some [ __ ] these the socks i had on in my 37th birthday party they got to be some exclusive type [ __ ] ooh some exclusive yeah like a jersey that's musty one you never watched [ __ ] to bring 2.6 million i get them i give them some gotta go maybe i'll draw some [ __ ] you grow no you do it [ __ ] about the first painting from the mall real rap real right and don't even finish the [ __ ] because it's artistic half faces yeah put another nigga's face on it bro who are some of the players that you played against that are better than people than the average nba fan though you know there's always that one dog ass player that don't get [Music] have you ready intense right like you know you can't come to [ __ ] ain't no such thing kevin garnett [Music] that's a dog that's the perfect match-up like the guards i would definitely say on both ends too because we got to put it together to get past that [ __ ] right well he's saying wild [ __ ] today oh my god i heard he told a [ __ ] his wife tastes like honey nut cheerio allegedly hey i'm carlos miller two out of three men will experience some form of hair loss by the time they're 35 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[ __ ] got my dick hard what the [ __ ] yeah he's a wild [ __ ] nobody would have ever thought that that's what he said of course you know what i mean kg brought at the house like why you chose that whoa i'm goddamn yeah extra intense you had to always come with it let me know you go to the moon hey tracy tracy mcgrady was a dog too well t-mac he was tough that's probably why i was so ill because there ain't no way he was gonna get aggressive you know what i'm saying so it was like put your ass to sleep like but he jamming your ass down he gave me like that was a good one he gave me like 47 though damn real right probably like 35 in the morning that was a problem though a whole problem prime like prime t-mac was doing 45 everything so crazy when i was in when i was in high school um i was the number one player in the country right until tokyo talk [ __ ] until that dude came around because at abcd he he turned it out and he he caught up to me that yeah so i got parade player of the year and he got gatorade player there so we had we had to split that but he was a he was a dog because he was me but he was just more athletic yeah all the same tools that i had but he just jumped he ain't had the handles like you though none of the debating that [ __ ] none of that you the first you're the first big man that really had handles though the first yeah they could dribble with the street ball [ __ ] probably so because it was a part of my career where i was like i tried to be more like kenny anderson you know what i'm saying um to anybody else growing up hell yeah growing up in new york you you going why are they funny man but in new york um growing up playing playing ball you're gonna have to like you got to have to have a handle but who inspired you to be a dog like who who gave you like when you was on that court of course you you did you i think just watching basketball when i was growing up i play every day you know what i'm saying and whenever i play whether it was 21 or two on two three on three i wanted to win the game right you feel me i was just wanting to win the game even with football and football i was a dog too what'd you play so when you when you made the decision when you were like you know what now what the hell um ninth grade i went to um i went to christ to king high school right and it was like really known for that for their basketball but i went to football practice right um one day and and i think it was when school first started and in the morning her you know lamar coming to mr oliver's office so that's the coach he was like i'm all right we ain't really bringing you in here to play football so that's when i was just like all right [ __ ] the football locked and loaded mm-hmm but it worked out i didn't get to enjoy no [ __ ] like that hey come here you ain't here to play no goddamn football what's up man what's up rush trying to get in this [ __ ] now oh so damn i often just ask you something what's up i forgot about the fight you supposed to be fighting this [ __ ] aaron carter there ain't gonna be no fight everybody know that's the baby brother of nick carter his screen [ __ ] no he's not you don't whoop his ass i'm saying that he's a disney channel ain't called the screen [ __ ] he wasn't everybody know my name you you basing it on the kids bop video everybody know my name it's sarah carter hey man you can't tell me that white boy was out here selling cocaine man everybody know my name no [ __ ] no ain't gonna be no fight man man you got a whole picture ass man he needed an ass whoop but he's been hard headed he beat up his brother nick that's how he got famous and he's the [ __ ] britney spears aaron carter he's the [ __ ] with britney spears hmm you stupid i ain't going to gossip but you ain't hating me i didn't notice i didn't know man ain't nick buddy you want growing up listen to the boy i was already groomed yeah no [ __ ] boy man i'm a guy she was already 30. damn right damn you've been out here for a long time you gotta piss ass for us ain't gonna be no fight man they paying me to come on man go with your gut d.c i know you're gonna knock his ass out i just need the new i need to know your fundamentals of the paw whoop his ass it's aaron carter man we can't allow these folks to have anything are you training right now you know that you can't sleep you'll be put to sleep if you sleep i'm coming to the fight yeah he crazier than you though ain't no [ __ ] weight i would fight a [ __ ] damn that's seven feet tall you gotta be right up under there and he ain't posting no videos of him training so i don't trust that [ __ ] y'all everybody knows me you like [ __ ] i think i had one song what that [ __ ] was man white people what's the name of the song ain't no white people in this [ __ ] the light is perfect it's atlanta for real for really here i that's the only whitest person we got in here he's but he's philippe are you feeling fake vietnamese vitamin vietnamese sausage [Laughter] what day is the fight i wouldn't it's that they only let you buy this [ __ ] one cousin grandma uncle coke everybody you gotta call it the hood mississippi i'll tell them that everybody everybody got 59.99 you have a code so we can punch it in that goes straight to you i don't know you need to ask these questions bro you have you thought about this like worst case scenario what did you mean where aaron carter whooped your ass [Music] we're coming back in august for part two it's probably i mean ain't gonna be no money in the rematch there's gonna be no money it might be though i'm coming to the fight if you lose i'm swinging on this family we gotta win we gotta leave with a w don't go out and get all your punches off in the first round fool i'm asking you bro what i didn't box figure that [ __ ] out hey aaron carter you already know i'm a pain he's at but i just want to see where he actually if i throw a jab if i throw him how he gonna if you see him sleep attack don't go in there i need to be your corner man if y'all there come to the [ __ ] look what this ain't what the [ __ ] we practice okay just say what the [ __ ] we talked about i'm hopping in the ring put your shoulder up put your mother put your [ __ ] up and roll that [ __ ] you i'm just saying okay if i could say anything because i i taught aaron carter i ain't no professional he's about five six fights about your height he bought my house i told you i'm about to say feet don't lean in you got to reach man just keep them that way all right don't let them get close and protect your nuts man watch the number one rule in any fight when you walk protect your nuts yeah i watch january 18th what is this for charity yeah where i am which one my pockets oh you ever heard of that yeah right out there that's a good reason to move somebody here let's see hey man welcome back to the 85 south show we over here talking to them trying to promote this next fight clayton you jumping in here you better not take your card aside either i had to bring you in yeah first man that's what i'm saying you got to get fight today that's what i'm saying [ __ ] that he ain't embarrassing [ __ ] man you hear me oh jake paul what they say they won't say hey he's gonna take steroids though hey hey my somebody one white boy no jake out here with my ass and hopping on private jet flying just flying he ain't going over he's just like [ __ ] put me out where we going just going around they're doing loop and record videos like dude hey man what you missed the most about playing in the nba decides to check it's clear to you out here fighting for checks and [ __ ] beating up there caught him yeah yeah bro the camaraderie man my brothers you know what i'm saying you're around these dudes um more than your family who are some of you your best friends that you made playing in the league uh lukewarm bruh i would never expect that whoa we played both of them for they got a dope ass podcast so yeah they do yeah they do [ __ ] with all of them right [ __ ] with that yeah if they do steven jackson like barnes yeah oh geez i just got them talking to me and then you know when you're playing with the lakers it's like that's basketball royalty yeah what was that you over there and you know you have to it's a certain standard you have to be able to play by mm-hmm and this you got to make sure you're keeping this legacy [ __ ] this time it ain't just grabbing anybody you got to be one of the chosen to go over there yeah i mean the town is you know everybody love you right you know what's crazy about the lego game though that everybody that you're a fan of is sitting right there front row chain for you everybody move with you watch the music you listen to now they're they're moving for you that [ __ ] is crap yeah that [ __ ] is crazy that's the best part about it though if you really like performing you know what i'm saying so that's the so so the leg show that's the thing then you go master hey there speaking of [ __ ] some of the most expensive um so it's like if that can't motivate you right nothing can you don't want it you don't want to be good somebody was there just you know continue on the beach atmosphere man it's crazy so when even even when you realize like i'm about to be in the game like that moment when you realize i'm about to go to the nba draft or it's a team from the great speaking i just want to know like because that's every [ __ ] dream that old little process of oh i'm in a drought okay now the draft is up and then your heart beating the anticipation of what team gonna call your [ __ ] name how would that experience like where you think you was gonna get drafted to right i thought i was gonna get drafted probably third no i thought it was gonna be second i thought vancouver was gonna take they took steve francis [Music] and then i knew i knew i wasn't going to go to charlotte because i didn't work out for them individually and i knew the clippers would probably take me but that's just like a dream come true for real tell your story secrets so um i'm getting drafted i got drafted right right name got cold or whatever [Music] um wow you know what i'm saying everybody my family right uncle on whatever huh last one i get to my grandma grandma i made it give her a kiss she looked at me and she's like don't get these [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] that's the that's the best advice buying then what was your first big purchase straight up after that no no i always wanted to um my dream car was the um excuse me the um the wide body bins at 500. that's the only thing i ever wanted you know i mean that [ __ ] all right honey that's it yeah when you got it what was this had it all been sick [Music] the porsche porch it's somebody to push [ __ ] i can't fit them that's what i was about to say what you could even get the sports car though they mean like a bullet yes [ __ ] that's out the window for me i can't do that once you catch me and there's something spoiled like that probably the um pandamara porsche the fourth yeah that's nice the panamera folks i'm i'm still with the cayenne cayenne me his wife bought him the rolls royce somebody need to read a book fandom my girl need to read a book yeah my wife hey boy hey i can't know your wife gonna have to get it together give me an oc money call just [Laughter] yeah it was crazy i don't know what the [ __ ] hey how about blue blow that what the fandom or the everything oh hey man please [ __ ] up but the bounce back is always beautiful [ __ ] up [ __ ] that was brutal family for the championship yeah that was royalty money chilling with them yeah that's dope man you think about getting married that's a hard ass question what take your time on that's all right i don't know right don't ever ask no black man that [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah that [ __ ] catch any [ __ ] we should have just handed the conversation then i was off camera bro all right well let's talk about it off camera [ __ ] yeah but when i told him we gonna talk about it on camera he said nothing i'm trying to be a responsible young man all right dude be responsible that's a lot don't want to get married i don't know man it'll take somebody to really understand therapy man i don't the last chick i had i loved her probably a little too much too soon too fast you know what i'm saying it ain't work out right i'm a feeling sure i ain't really about that right damn i'm the man i'm the dumb man not oh man i'm dumb here okay so i'm not really trying to put my feelings on the line for somebody to hurt him term short-term just [ __ ] me over right i can't hear that see so right now at 41 i'm gonna say do i see myself getting married good yeah you said all that [ __ ] and still was like yo yeah that [ __ ] take me on the roller coaster ride right now uh what is some [ __ ] that you learned while you were married that you know it's going to require if you ever do it again that requires long term yeah like what were some of the lessons that you learned from the first one don't put that [ __ ] on tv oh no no not that one there wasn't one not that one put the other one the second one that you're thinking about you got to keep your dick in your pants man oh so because i mean you know [ __ ] ain't going to minute with them now hey man hey that's a big that's a real there you go he admitted it it was his fault damn i mean if you even know if you deal with women right who said that you need them to trust you right right if you want to be around them right you know what i'm saying trust is everything yeah you know what got me here i like how you said like instead of love you feel what i'm saying it's two totally different things all the time they don't hit me when i want you to be around me and who knows what it might grow to right it might grow to love the vibe yeah if i just meet a girl she's talking quickly i love you that's weird asap you said you was the one who fell a little too fast last time oh yeah i did i did i feel like you're doing [ __ ] like that stupid stupidity open it's vulnerable woman don't know if you might need to feel good [ __ ] feel like you love them [ __ ] and then you [ __ ] around and get a whole lot of this [ __ ] like sometimes you know when you meet somebody you're meeting a representative say that again that's the manager before you really meet the person oh jay we need to play some pen behind no that was one of them that deserves a good talk because i think everybody feel like the beginning always be the best oh man that's that layer peel off people like yeah [ __ ] you're like what that was lovely man would you marry another famous woman i would i'm not gonna say i would never especially when it comes to a woman because i would never block a blessing talking [ __ ] you know what i'm saying what the [ __ ] [ __ ] right you don't have the best well it was like all right you're the caretaker and now your girl got money so i mean you know yeah i had some women that had you know really good jobs [ __ ] you know what i'm saying for real that was a nice way to segue that and no looking to women with good jobs that's i would say to get married that would be a refinement you have to have drive got to be just as much as me you got to be equally yolked you gotta have that just as much as me i don't see you you gotta wanna do better you feel me you can't be a settler what you mean by that can't be complacent yeah you are doing the best at everything every year has to be in progress why not all right sounds like a lot yeah anybody been asking sound like a lot when you got married yet colors you should go up there don't try to throw me away that's what you mean i'm up there i think work don't rush me [ __ ] don't rush me i said i gotta pace myself you know i'm 29 in my last time like my last little time in my 20s hey man don't rush yourself i'm telling you you know you talk exactly what i'm saying i treat i treat you know what i'm saying my later rights hear me but you know she got a girlfriend yeah that was insane you know we were good everybody around me you know they just they they will take care of it you better say it right bruh she watch this show i know [ __ ] send it to her what can i run my house and then send her this one i run my house home and she will take care of her man she loves she literally because that's the thing with the the the people out there right they want you and the woman who you previous with to be added angry enemies they can't even if he was to be moving on we still act like we together and they like how did that happen why because we got love from one another we know where we act peacefully and spiritually and physically you feel what i'm saying that don't mean we have to be enemies the [ __ ] oh they hate that some people only know they may flick right there hey dc this your bag right here [ __ ] you elbow deep in there i mean they're [ __ ] i'm talking about you ain't gonna go nowhere right deep in that [ __ ] right now man that's the point where people don't understand how can you continue continuously love someone even if y'all ain't even having sexual intercourse that's why i try to stay off the streets man because once you get the [ __ ] with me she ain't gonna like none of these [ __ ] no more you did damn that's just what it is have you ever played yours and she ever like broke your heart that's the bishop you know what i'm saying but when you find that you're [ __ ] with a red [ __ ] yeah bro it really just depends on how i'm feeling i could see a [ __ ] liking the wrong [ __ ] and never look at her again you know [ __ ] with the wrong people bringing stock all the way down oh that's why we was miscommunicating because you like them kind of [ __ ] i could never be that you feel me i couldn't even shrink myself down to be your type you like regular [ __ ] you don't win damn you're like no no i hear that negative it's in the reds baby went down a couple of dollars yeah she had a small vision she didn't see the whole picture damn like what simple [ __ ] she talked herself right out of the game right out the frame you hate to see it you hate to see but it happens to some of the greats let's talk more listen come on everybody can take a can can i even say this before remember we were talking about earlier that uh uh uh that god made eve uh he told adam to guide the eve uh-huh but the moment we start listening to e is the day we get kicked out the garden amen see that story was deeper than rap is is it coincidence that this eve has the name eve in it man i didn't even read that one in the bible and i see the moral of that whole story is if a woman won't listen to god what the [ __ ] make you think she gonna listen to you she only gonna listen to you you you see your back you gotta be a snake you elbow deep in it listen you about that you about that much you have o deep that means she want to hear what she wanna hear that means she wanted to be lagged too sometimes [ __ ] like the fourth time and that was really number the subconscious lamar oldham started all this [ __ ] nobody said don't say they did don't see what type of love he needs watch himself because this is somebody who's been through a lot why she sound like that though she's fine though but she's been through some [ __ ] y'all bro you know how many people don't got back with a baby mama just about watching this [ __ ] first date material right here yeah 85 south shore internationally known internationally long before i got them playing this [ __ ] deep off in the jungle malaysia africa yeah in the jungle with this [ __ ] indonesia yeah [ __ ] sent me a video doing a crazy leg dc i said bro what the [ __ ] you kicking up a lot of dirt one [ __ ] sent me a clip this country just a squiggly line i don't know what the [ __ ] that is that's great that's how we live we appreciate you for stopping through this love you're blessing us with your presence you did yeah yeah yeah man we'll be out here watching all this [ __ ] you know just in the world sometimes we'll be like damn [ __ ] i just wish i could tell that [ __ ] check up on me how much we [ __ ] with him i'm out here well you're the first big man with handles yeah oh already see i'm late so now we ain't talking about d-rock like actually at the rocker but we talked about a little bit i'll take any basketball whatever you want to tell us brother having problems plus that day was special because i got to play with um and jay-z young lebron's at the game tracy mcgregor it was all on the left they was on the bench yeah no no they was watching they came to watch they came back so i had to at least show out you know what i'm saying at least give him one move right yeah so did you hear about lebron you know before he actually hit the league and [ __ ] like that did he live up to all the [ __ ] that you had heard before that yeah i think he's probably surpassed it um but that's because you know social media and all that changed that [ __ ] i'm saying yeah i've been watching this [ __ ] since the 11th grade there's only three people that i've really been watching since school bro like i can call from back-to-back i watch kevin durant from school chris paul from school and i watch jj ready from school like i know you could have left jj ready though yeah you craig dude dude but you watch them but i'm saying listen listen i don't care a lot of [ __ ] probably live up to their name blood and duke my [ __ ] yeah he did his thing hey you got there and he won too and he won like this [ __ ] was like four years they hated him the champion they hated him he hated that [ __ ] boy but lebron didn't go to college not hanging from he didn't go to school that's what i'm saying that [ __ ] didn't go to eighth grade he didn't go to college this [ __ ] just grew his head out man they had cable i just had to watch the game all right damn there we go just got came four years old just got killed [ __ ] tried to make it seem like this was the 80s this was in the 2000s y'all they gave us a bundle it was like 200 kilos for 180 dollars god damn cause it rained a lot in my area that's wasted that's one telephone had minutes on it oh [ __ ] cat would cat want an nba store [Music] metal world p do you call him that you still call him ron you call that [ __ ] matter of world peace he still hasn't run out today yeah i don't know wrong since i was like 12. well then they just start ignoring ron one day hey y'all from saying that no he's from queens bridge okay i'm from jamaica queens he from um ron always been aggressive um always loved playing defense i've been playing wit or against ron since like 13 years old 12 years old that's great good see [ __ ] like you grew up with in the league [ __ ] yeah i'm glad i got to win one with him too but you want an nba story sum it up real quick we on the bus one day i don't know after eight months it might have been after a game so they put all y'all tall ass [ __ ] on a bus that's the stupidest [ __ ] everybody in this [ __ ] is over 6'3 just arms and legs in that [ __ ] they might be having their own little two seats though that is hilarious it won't be that bad what the [ __ ] happened to the story right i would wait i mean i can't remember i can't remember just out of nowhere i don't know what made him say that i don't know if it was after a game that we just had so it's just [ __ ] on the bus when i heard him though just he would just say random [ __ ] like i'm not it was just i don't know we was talking i can't really remember how i went down but he was like i'm better than mike i was like all right that's a lot but if you think it then go great you like it i love it feel me hell yeah he believed it yeah yeah 100 he believed it he was the only one at that time like chasing like really like yo i'm gonna be better than michael jordan to the walk to the fadeaway yeah everything yeah he practiced the game to the t though he got it right but he was still competing right it was like kobe it was still kobe he made it look like it was kobe even though you knew who he watched knew who he studied and of course he was his mentor but he was just like right i have to go on the court and out do my mentor because it's like this is the game he's teaching me the rules in the books wow it's the ultimate competitor wow if anybody that we trust ultimate competitor is you want to be better than the one the only one that they even could configure to be to right yeah right you feel what i'm saying not comparing you to nobody else yeah right cause i'm not even gonna lie to fro kobe can't nobody [ __ ] recover the fro the number eight mother [ __ ] [ __ ] bro we seen kobe come out and he had like little lint on this [ __ ] he's in the corner he's crazy dog even a dog for the dog but when you see a nba player like with no lineup that nigga's gonna play barbara you [ __ ] who it is it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] fuzzy he can't go crazy that's like calvin bro look kate been killing these things since he got there and she's never seen that [ __ ] [ __ ] lying up for real not for real not an official cut cut no hell no it's just been now [ __ ] rasheed wallace but you know he got a pet no that's a birthmark that means you should come here when that [ __ ] [ __ ] was flat in the back you could tell he had been laying down a [ __ ] shoot threes from everywhere he's stupid we're air force ones what bro you you ain't seen steph curry when that [ __ ] had a the widow's peak like eddie monster that's when that [ __ ] beat me and he did get rid of them brains what wasn't foreign when the [ __ ] grow the little piece of beard right there going nuts just that little piece of beer this isn't going crazy can't [ __ ] with a [ __ ] who need a cut this [ __ ] only care about who what that's it all right last example i'ma give you you from the nba era of everybody's suit being too big who the [ __ ] was y'all buying them draft day suits from right yeah they were just hanging on my face [Applause] them sweatpants out like i would never wear those when i was in the nba yeah cause they were gonna be too tight for me but now it's like is it right you feel me yeah so you gotta go with it who was the sirens [ __ ] like everybody knew he was sorry [ __ ] but he keep getting mba kobe said it was smushed so much i don't know i don't know i wouldn't want to say it was the verse because to make it there you got to be somebody you had to be the man somewhere in high school middle school 200 no when they kicked me out cause i had to pray i was doing like a little press release on lebron and i was trying to [ __ ] with him and [ __ ] just to ask him a question and it was a [ __ ] he was like getting out of the shower and [ __ ] that was who the [ __ ] are you right [ __ ] you ain't even get in the game like why didn't you [Applause] oh he was 7-6 but he wasn't he could play it's a well-known [ __ ] that was sorry but kept getting in i don't know i kind of believe i don't think you can get there and and suck to be i mean the [ __ ] who sit down who don't get in the game on every team them the [ __ ] the [ __ ] will embarrass you in real life they will because they good enough but they good enough for y'all to play defense again for y'all you on the team but you really getting paid to play defensive play like i know you [ __ ] because the coach told me what type of player i was doing i was a defensive player [Music] i mean [Music] keep your head up it's early in the season you're really we're gonna make some changes we gonna find out who really wanted i heard all this [ __ ] they don't know when they don't don't never think because of my [ __ ] [ __ ] that they ain't the truth bro it's a video about that huh shorty yawning over there i don't know yeah they got it i still went in anyway oh six players on the court i went on i went on i said i'm gonna get on and referee looking like [Applause] for me that [ __ ] dude be confusing man you have to ball them you need to come in i got you what the [ __ ] what the hell you ain't got me i remember the best i ain't even tired man you can't hear me i'm sorry you don't need to be checking me i remember i switched one time i got him i said no you know you good check him right here he real good because if he check me then we can lose [Music] hey ryan with me somewhere right quick this is another [ __ ] meeting thank god i just met with yachty today he's treating me like his manager good luck it happened there you go man that's what hope said okay ten thousand on my [ __ ] lamar who won't get [ __ ] nobody wanna see that jab just because hope's too long that [ __ ] ain't lying to me yet think about all the [ __ ] [ __ ] who hated on you over the past years you whupping his ass i feel sorry for that little white boy it's gonna be like work like work they'll be quick yeah then when you beat him [ __ ] like oh he should have got on somebody his own size [ __ ] that he didn't even celebrity boxing they they made it happen oh oh your name just came up but they knew you know like are you known for having them handsome now but i always use boxing um training when i was my best year of the lakers so i know what to expect do you take like all the training always just boxing like jesus i tried i couldn't do that wrestling [Music] y'all thank you brother you learned a lot over the years appreciate that what type of advice do you give people when they ask you for it how to keep going how to stay motivated how to stay focused how to navigate through the [ __ ] stay sober um you know keep going first put god first amen yes overcome anything you overcame a whole lot of [ __ ] i had 12 strokes for six heart attacks [ __ ] in a coma [ __ ] 12 strokes [Music] oh wait wait that's that [ __ ] you said 12 strokes and six heart attacks damn i woke up i couldn't even walk or talk i'm the guy i'm a big strong athlete imagine that imagine how you would feel um yeah somebody poisoned me three days um but they don't know they always leave that part out yeah because i mean i had a you know like uh the reputation you know doing drugs and partying and [ __ ] like that so you know so i guess somebody took advantage of that yeah they believe that part that's yeah they definitely left that part up right wayne manning that's some real [ __ ] i couldn't walk i'm gonna go finish it i'm glad you're here [Applause] but that's why even when i go out like i'm real big on that because i know like three people that you you bounce back i know people that need to bounce back man that's what i'm is what i'm scared of because you i'm not i ain't tripping on you physically doing something to me i'm worried about the sneaky [ __ ] you know they hate to see a [ __ ] prospering or anything and they just want to stop god's plan but i'ma tell you right now you can't stop god's plan i'm saying how many you have any 12 strokes in which six horses still ain't being stopped you hit me that right there let you know that god real come on damn yeah that's a lot for real i was all the way down told my family say your final goodbyes and all that i was going on that's what the doctor said the queen ain't [ __ ] the lord said you dig what i'm saying come on man but we're glad to have you you know what's up the bounce back story is amazing you feel what i'm saying you still here you're still prospering and if you ever need the 85 south shore [ __ ] you want to come kick it just [Music] [Applause] there you have it folks 85 south show lamar odom we out this [ __ ] let's get a flick let's do it come on get a pick right now we're not standing up with you bro yeah man we got to do it you can do it you can do i'm not standing up next to this man's waist [ __ ] you talking about [Music] [Music] i just wanna give me some money everybody knew what's happening [Music] say cheese [Music]

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Length: 82min 20sec (4940 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 18 2021