🔥🔥🔥 Roasting Your Auntee in KC w/ DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean

what me water I'll take I'm gonna get her a hanger no Thursday worth 350 to you until you trust like that [ __ ] fun to meet me at the crossroads video like his wife see the light touch a forehead Chico she look like Samuel Jackson oh yeah she's all she do look like Samuel Jackson there are snakes on this mother [ __ ] pray yeah I hope they die now hope they burn in hell I told you she dressed like she gonna fight Batman later on it is she gonna win too whatever Batman this thing ain't big enough for both of us but you can think about it with a big mighty hand just so you could think about it hey girl it's working yeah you know she's not front and got the red on looking like the staples easy button David know what's going down we hit this [ __ ] we ain't Kansas City and she went that freaky [ __ ] see with that freaky [ __ ] that's what she bout I want her to take a wig out and be herself like hey let me see your real one do you have what do you have to go back up married you might catch the toys back up you're scaring me flout what are you you know she says she's actually makes her mom's blood come on the ground oh she gave a blunt for you Carlos what the [ __ ] is a she what you see she's pregnant huh who you find here make it man that's that big girl confidence [Music] where you walking around your ankles in their mom's luggage well I know how to walk into your mom but you don't know how many two big shoes out of hair but [ __ ] yeah let go [ __ ] fly they see the flop nothing okay we're Kansas City hey you know it's effect shot out some oxy in the front dressed in the all-black you know this going down and she do it the world she probably got a pack of do more stuff than her purse we end the city that we do we got it bacon from the crowd all the drums get laughs you see the 100 money you are staple in the community [ __ ] acting like you ain't important [ __ ] Roger most important [ __ ] it's crazy how you grew up your parents to you don't take grassman strangers and that's how you all you do is round with strangers every day you don't know who this thing isn't they be a cold-blooded serial killer but you got to go to the mall and you ain't got no car so good profile pitch peep about that let me see the trial account real quick okay I got you she probably be talking [ __ ] to her stylist like I gave you a chance to do my hair but [ __ ] you blow it you blew it please go back what you say that was pretty sick a mermaid gonna smoke this [ __ ] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what's up can you see welcome to the 85 show we're at my 85% as it makes of knowledge company y'all watch the show on YouTube make some noise hardwood when you live it's a whole different experience but my fellows in they had to get a French good get a fresh outfit and got more than 100 I was in your pocket make some noise yeah my ladies wear all my sexy ladies there now you guys are witnessing greatness tonight I'm gonna tell you right now take your phones out you gonna have to show this to somebody because you are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy coming to the stage tonight Kansas City you've seen this man on empty me mama now he is the coldest wristband in comedy all the way from Washington DC he gonna be on this stage here tonight Kansas City make some noise we got Chico being in the house the next bit more dainty bites I'll show these crazies he'll we call them loose legs you've seen him on his TV mama now you see them won't be easy you see the most vh1 here pop squares you seen a minute will be how high to do seen up in the movie I thought they looked up to what master p but you gonna see them on this stage here tonight all the way from the West out of Atlanta Kansas City the third member of the ad buys down so he needs no introduction but we don't give him one anyway we call it machine say he is the creator of the movement black me and don't cheat he is the coldest in the game right now with my ladies day we got your baby daddy Miller's in the Bell dad let's see do I need everybody to stand up I'm gonna need everybody to stand up I'm gonna need that energy from everybody up top on the third row and the second row if you guys Minegishi show started saying hello yeah turn it up one more notch Kansas City all right when I introduce them make as much noise as you can Kansas City this is five [Music] take me to Kansas save me a chance sing me together city happy [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah Oh everywhere hey everyone oh-oh-oh Oh [Music] in Kansas City [Music] [Music] saxophone [Music] [Music] my [ __ ] cheers the city what yeah oh say you're weird how you feeling you already [ __ ] up dude are we yeah oh you got a damn beat machine oh oh somebody get my light up light up I don't throw it sure oh no I put the latter [ __ ] that's a cue light up yeah using that [ __ ] mess up I don't want that building Oh let me see the gameplan [Music] Hey [Music] down with the blonde all this [ __ ] shake it I will break this [ __ ] down realplayer watch this [ __ ] yo three four two one y'all didn't even see I [ __ ] the whole counter over CD I would say they were paying attention what's up how y'all livin now we Kansas City would sell without Matt make some noise in we're suffered by your title of top tell yo what's up pick up top in the middle good look building no y'all download stupid we talked about back up there in the lower bed oh look baby polar right there got the good [ __ ] I flow middle I do Oh y'all ain't making nothing wrong ain't no delete well Keyshia Cole in the building look well oh there you go suji chibi yo yo yo poster got a punk ass what is it look at this crowd everybody what a cool is it that if Ivanova yeah yeah oh look at artista that's right Artie yeah that's right baby you got leather sleeves I know that [ __ ] is original huh Tilly got leather sleeves that's who frankly what a whole leather outfit ought to look like she gonna go see Patti LaBelle tonight she said [ __ ] I'm wearing my good [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] going to see Patti dressing 5:30 this evening walk around the living room tisha which one the sprays you know all people get musty fans too now she got on that tussocks yeah go get mustard not a lie you got that touchy on that [ __ ] Lance for a week [ __ ] three weeks she got all time but she forgot to put out the yogurt she [ __ ] them over to leather sleeves I like this that's plan no my man right here play you got on the 3d glasses from the movies you're supposed to get always back when you leave [ __ ] hey chicken we supposed to drop him back in the bed I think with my shitty cold and among [ __ ] up Iraqis [ __ ] V is your [ __ ] up stupid yeah three games that [ __ ] sitting next to a public defender this [ __ ] only in Kansas City where you see some [ __ ] like that [Applause] hilarious you do look like a lawyer you know what are you that time wrong you got James oh he said these sons I think it's the top social worker city I'd know it it's your girlfriend right now I think it's a pointing whether you look like what TV show the names do this all the time you have watched that he said oh yeah Samuel Jackson came in the game old Samuel Jackson was old all coming to America his room what's all I do look how do i do look who are we talking about are you talking to the one in front yeah I think I'm gonna target he was that the show the last time he was support black people remember you you do yeah he's a hell yeah do you support [ __ ] you caught him in it that's right good be smooth with it okay I support news I have again I didn't know he came to it show yeah you bring bring all this black girlfriends like hey you wanna do something fun you like you I don't behave the way you take me out of all the standards you he's met them up okay try to leave them yeah it's gonna be missing like a bug boys a straight up they take a different Donna you wanna fall one can we in a whale you can have it Kisha don't you kids say when you brought him home that's [ __ ] up mop right [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm gonna let my girl ain't living over hill I get it you got me kid yeah five kids and they called him daddy oh that's why I did that's why you got you there white I don't care how brazen like the mind take them all down fishing and everything you say well I love you and your kids hockey then white man don't call them kids listen here latisha I love you in them youngins hey I love all those color kids like they're mine they're mine I know they'd be smoking about we know the goddamn time they'd be saying here in my own house old house and I can't say it so I have to tell hey watch your mouth hey watch your mouth she's got five kids but I love like they're fine I like their back one names DeSean what names the quad one names LeSean at one name I forgot the other ones things but I love them listen I met her at Target and alright Alpine she was looking scripts like she ain't hell but I [Music] y'all look so stupid there we gotta leave my longest not eternal ring it up this [ __ ] alright don't be speaking about my unions I got a yeah I got to see I told you to white people lighter will come in handy here somebody with a strong voice [ __ ] they got see Santa do my knees see some standing-room-only look at it as my dad aquarium yep d pump not what this lady right here just asked me when I'm coming back I am here right now lady don't think the top top dope [ __ ] this up that light in hell naw this show is crazy they deep up there that put the lights on there we go there we can see y'all y'all know but you can't see them it's [ __ ] Oh above him oh no I didn't make us up there oh my god yes [ __ ] those big all those [ __ ] snuck out through the roof ain't no way they got no tickets on the way up there it's an intercept this [ __ ] in the back they didn't climb the whole building told you we won't get into this [ __ ] those are bats how the [ __ ] you get up there those are human bats [Applause] they so fought back the light man all got tired is what [ __ ] that's enough of that I got their wrist hurts I like this take this was free they just had to wait oh you know I got to give a shout out shout out to all the couples that had broke up but you had bought these tickets already so y'all ain't trying to get your [ __ ] together we still going I mean if you want to go ain't going with nobody else saluting my man that was they on FaceTime with his daughter that was love right there man I salute this young man making sure you thought it no you love her that's important we need you to be act that to these you see yeah of course you - yeah well now I don't know about 85,000 ain't nobody - yo you ain't seen the video with the letterhead the baby in the building hold baby hold on many back to three shoulder whoo oh my man right yeah I would've been about two three to me that's what it is yeah how the [ __ ] y'all be remembering these people good maybe try to me we hitting against OKC well were yeah I'm in Mobile Alabama I'm pulling up get me three hours [Applause] what'd you say man he said he got it straight Oh what you smoking stupid speaking another language I don't want that right now you can keep that weed yeah who do we have here - goddamn aggressive they run up on your look I got that my [ __ ] loud I got away with whatever you need look with me mind you but now down straight look huh takes on with you anyway I was just gonna kill you song ain't no saying no out here I heard a bunch of [ __ ] even jailed out here reason a bunch of [ __ ] went to jail again see there's people I told you they chased the home what happened some cans [ __ ] Hey so one [ __ ] hated and everybody went to jail damn hard to take is one [ __ ] what [ __ ] hating everybody going to jail you think she's sweet next is no I don't like all that negativity you just got to look on the bright side the streets is hiring there's some drugs other positions over your streets is hired about 25 [ __ ] for the streets ain't bully everybody the police now [ __ ] be recording they self going crimes you know I'm a nun it you the police need you Blair ho know how I got locked up I do [ __ ] you laugh just saw you yes do you went live last night shooting at [ __ ] told y'all we won't do it [Applause] tag me in this [ __ ] be reposted it already sweaty [Applause] somebody auntie you don't know how to sit down she Brian the gang out this [ __ ] [Applause] you got a chain on like you sanded them damn in the 80s goodness gracious [Applause] dammit stop sign at me Marty even the white dude got a change oh you don't like the right dude to plug hey boy help see to shed weight you big [ __ ] tonight man he'll be born out no damn this is my mate she's white leave her alone Wow she got on a bra dress so what to say she stood up she go to the middle school dance yeah well she bout to ask you the prom name do you have what do you have chinko backup married you might catch a choice back up you scare me flout what are you you know she said she's actually makes her mom's blood her mama grant oh she gave up blunt for you Carlos they got crack in it yeah you ain't gonna hit this uh what my plan they all want to get it confused yeah keep it on you you hit that low so you gonna be walking around dressed like you going to the prom put them on for look your condo is gonna do the rest is shows well knocking absorb lay I'm defecates you won't you know it'll be right here don't put no blood down y'all forgot damn root why you bullshitin that's bright as strong as weed in the world right there she's insane anything that'll make you dress like you bout to go to the prom right y'all y'all new [ __ ] like no no yep it's an icy Griego host the wheel of fortune I hate you baby [Applause] holy [ __ ] is people Dino Isis that's all she came for was to get that blood she get you back to the crib and get bigger black these [ __ ] on cocaine you get the [ __ ] in white girls you're not a white girl I'd like to talk to they teeth when they [ __ ] yeah come on yeah yeah you smile eating you [ __ ] [ __ ] come on [ __ ] me like ma'am species tripping Oh Bo mouth man I can't I can't see get my DNA I have to talk like this when I [ __ ] [ __ ] me come on white white white I can't do [ __ ] backwards like they do the [ __ ] first day and ask you if that's what you want you want me to suck your dick you already do why did you stop the extra minute why y'all call the cop they said I spent myself I can't speak for anyone else I call mine a [ __ ] because I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] that ain't even disrespectful you know the most disrespectful [ __ ] a woman could call your dick is a penis now we be is worse than that you pour your [ __ ] out of is more [ __ ] up this sound put your penis up oh look out well worse than it so you lose a leg Elaine yes tingling we don't worry not a pickle if they call it yours just inside the shell well you got a little we deworm the we deworm deal irritable a dingaling already have their make sure you could be the mystery blunt the dangling things make some noise eating some ding-a-ling I don't want that everyone [ __ ] will get up being a leg swing yeah okay you don't goddamn town that's what you're given when your own man were you like sixteen plus right over hit a [ __ ] Justin house drop this digging League over gave it old ding-a-ling [ __ ] your uncle when it come on so what you're trying to do the diggle ain't got all hammers they just shake shaking like this though [ __ ] get on that cialis and that viagra back damn it come on baby give me some of that [ __ ] is wrong again like the 60s it'd be hard but they don't get up mm-hmm still got the skin to muskie we're gonna do this peel the skin back to look cool sweet [ __ ] hey man we got that [ __ ] is [ __ ] up baby I don't know what's wrong with that [ __ ] me is seriously healed oh I know you ain't talking let me tell hold up [Music] oh she even wears in the life secret life so what I had sex for ice cream and it was perfect they look just like the girls to be on Maury doing them all [ __ ] joint you know when they'd be like yeah [ __ ] my mom she gets on my nerves I do what I want to do to maybe looking at the camera from all different angles yeah [ __ ] that I suck dick so what like [ __ ] be the meanest one when my mom makes me mad I punch that [ __ ] in the throat that's the one that make the mamas or Corrado's pain but lose no weight always be the only good at being a bad light in Oh what are we going out we just freeze you tell Michael baby father 25 yard is that baby father boys [ __ ] man yes we got to stop finding some of these [ __ ] that was on there Cephas anybody haven't been on board [ __ ] ain't gonna braised a hand for that he was on board I believe you she said hey you sound like you got the voice little you were not the father she was yelling she when she went how did [ __ ] was the father I thought she made these eggs ain't noise he is the father [Music] Oh then it always been it [ __ ] with the camera did that [ __ ] Mori come around rubbing my back and it's gonna be alright no no I didn't igger come like it yah I mean I'm still gonna help you I'm still gonna help you sure yes I still love them like this so what they say cut [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'm out then what my baby brother ladies always have some crazy-ass excuses to my favorite excuse with me use initiative with the father you ever seen you like don't repeat it offenders yeah they come back make up when I mama now this is Ashley's 8th time don't do you want to turn around y'all know who it is slow just help me trying to make a buck you can tell when they not gonna be the father cuz the business always say that one thing before they reveal the results now are you sure Jerome is the father I 1000% sure more [ __ ] be the [ __ ] 1000% show is over now you can tell when they are gonna be the father cuz a [ __ ] always bring his new girlfriend when you come whenever he brings a new girlfriend he gonna be the daddy because the biz be talking to my [ __ ] [ __ ] that that [ __ ] at home okay watch it comes a little Jerome John Whitfield now before we move it listen before we reveal that was already ready before we reveal the result what a watch I want to ask you if you are the father are you going to take care of your responsibilities [Music] okay with that miss Wilson all right well no further ado the people Joss Whitfield in the case of little loose leg you are the father [Music] let me say baby locals in endpoint man man wouldn't remember that in that point one so who wrote a point nine the other day get it all the way mine she we need to go find out who did point now that solution it Nikki we want to say exactly they is the point eight-percent another [ __ ] baby nothing how'd you do [ __ ] crazy damn we all got one body pocket belong to another day don't [ __ ] play with a [ __ ] the lights are on that look like they want a ride everybody here pregnant pregnant right now your baby no Maddie all the pregnant ladies up top you pregnant are you this but you look pregnant what [ __ ] [ __ ] she's pregnant huh who you find her that's that big girl confidence I love it see you think she said hell yeah that's right big girl lesbians right before this big women in here makes it noise that's right look at you I want big girls to stop asking [ __ ] if they like big girls if what [ __ ] talking to you he will [ __ ] you right I love big girls y'all so they so slow you ain't a real [ __ ] you ain't never took a nap on a big girl yep you're right there that [ __ ] is memory foam when you be laying on their stomach to the area that's did it she yes she make you want to go to sleep Eli right up and understand it that's what a tenth gripped me to stomach steady you land in the look teddy crease yeah I bet you find them agenda you're stupid like me like big city where you put the titties on your ears I mean I I heard you had big titties let's do it I'm sorry you get the leather outfit from you say and you doing Oh Ashley go you damn wait I got some angels she pulled it when she lifted a leg [Applause] yes you got to slide it down her lip that's right that's right baby that's right look at it like the sexy ass maybe it's not like because she got an asset in front in the bank right to answer nah that's stomach cooled I'd like to call that the coochie hoodie it just protect the coaching yeah yeah hands get cold you need that cup on the coach yes I don't get pneumonia dang it gangster no boy I'll let you sit on my face I got antlers you can't say that no - no - salute to the white man right there you look like you'd be on Pawn Stars what's up with Eugene uncomfortable there's a mother Monstars yeah we got a 76 Chevy peaceful man will you front G Arizona you came here from Arizona you you work in Kansas okay well the sleeping arrangement arrangement was also [ __ ] y'all the three big-ass dudes yeah they look like y'all know spirit Alliance and the big that soup [ __ ] don't care they like [ __ ] I like though you're gonna learn how to live like a black person at night every time you laugh move haha late for whoever there go anyway exactly you don't say [ __ ] like [Music] they didn't split y'all up that's that's not some girl right there oh okay white lady okay that's Tyree hey that's what models are catering about making saloon there you go yes dear it'll be pure they'll just look like some random Ayres cutter [ __ ] you beat their way late in control got in a truck stop and in a biker gang are you an advisor the motorcycle gang I told you by the way you got his bandana the regular figures don't wear they [ __ ] or like this they got it [ __ ] like Deion Sanders you won't play football it done any gosh and oh [ __ ] lookin cool in that you got it in your pocket this [ __ ] got his [ __ ] on like he gray go to sleep well like he ain't been asleep 23 hours get drunk Rock quit trick racetrack let's go truck running right now did you lady at Dawg y'all was playing pool you wanna [ __ ] bet come on through the game I bet he threw the game he wanted to win later not at the pool hell he did she said I won't okay he won the rest of the [ __ ] is used to make about 50 years ago anyone - Jay listen to me - he is a winner yeah yeah I see you're cool and making this bill to hit us the hell you [ __ ] ha I look didn't see were too strong [ __ ] [ __ ] you lose it man Lucas when he tried to wait on [ __ ] the dress so he could talk to this [ __ ] hey just keep your arms crossed me who ain't here on that Hennessy tonight that [ __ ] right there okay they can't a wacko [ __ ] your white boy ain't a righty yo okay the one gets right let's see by our one side of that [ __ ] so what you doing [ __ ] I'm about to do you all all night who ain't here prefer white liquor me [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] is from another part of the black community down looking from the devil [ __ ] Brown look it is dark it's better hate the devil is peacock is better look at the white dude I hear that you [ __ ] would drink anything that on the platter yah you'll be a hero on that Jagermeister your [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] up bro I think I don't know miss what a rest of your soup why people ask for [ __ ] that you don't normally drink with do you guys have any chocolate milk [ __ ] what every time I drink Hennessy run chasing the chocolate look that healthiest fifth back to make challenge for [ __ ] oh boy what so nuke a chocolate boy for a black person are you gonna go to jail and [ __ ] not be able to [ __ ] for three weeks you gonna [ __ ] on yourself you can't really drink away they put vegetable [ __ ] anything they drink they drink killer 1 in tomato juice baby oh no [ __ ] yeah hit me on the airplane making them bloody marys that's just my like some uncooked bacon that's like I got a sit beside this [ __ ] for three hours drunken beans [ __ ] maybe why I don't work hold on the plane it'd be cold as [ __ ] hey don't matter 30 degrees white hoody I will show us on hey guy how are you better than you maybe it's not disease to look at a faint white dude that's [ __ ] up dude we can see my favorite cities man up recipes yes home recipes fact song man [ __ ] Baldwin County and phase in the bounty gqo - Neil said call her this time who the [ __ ] is to deal you see I put this up on the back of the poster and you did that for your friend that's beautiful right you are Kelly mix don't do that I mean oh you talk about - 18 and over Sam okay this episode is sponsored by blue shoe calm guys you remember the days when you were always ready to go now you can increase your performance and get that extra confidence and bed listen up Lucho calm it's blue like the color blue blue to brings you the first trouble with the same fda-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis you can take them anytime day or night even on a full stomach and since their trouble they work up to twice as fast as a pill so 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that seemed like a setup so Debbie I know the fact that she couldn't make it make me nervous as a license she's working when she work it she worked from home I ain't selling [ __ ] is not just making sure because you know he's got that number one the back you call no maybe you think if I were to go home I wouldn't go with the [ __ ] I want that's you Carlo oh yeah you gonna tell your soup you hear the supervisor [ __ ] Wow may God work when I get back who ain't here work from home I can't get off why you work them all what you do from home nothing finances that's it just finances like you gonna get up early tomorrow go to they spit and steal their job no [ __ ] got up sitting to tell me you was doing fine man finances that's a way to save money longer and I feel why you drive a secret who else worked alone ready do man not you they gotta know you work from home you backing up right now at the house behind you know what you do from home yeah you yeah you Nick yeah huh transportation driverless trains is giving one-word answers transportation finances what you do from home are you go cut his hard-on totally you do transportation 400 nasally gonna be a reverend where are you right now can't you get to my house well you can get to me you straight don't think they all will be making money but I have I could a driver to take me back like cool I need all that little money you sent me shut the [ __ ] up beat [Applause] and it's a must [Applause] [ __ ] what I say I'm I ain't gonna lie to you could ma'am buddy was alone I try visibility condition to me if you could just keep your talk down to a minimum for a second while my boy tells is fuller you can yell sometimes women talk they self out a dick - ma'am ma'am do you need help you got our attention now what what you must eat he's bo-tat what now she probably worked from home yelling at [ __ ] she then playing the rest of it she really didn't want [ __ ] smoking make more money with Drive and lift and who works for me who a overdriving damn I'm gonna keep it 100 minor you are staple in the community [ __ ] acting like you ain't important [ __ ] Roger the most important [ __ ] crazy how you grew up your parents to you don't take rides with strangers and that's how you all you do is ride with strangers every day you don't know who this [ __ ] is and they be a cold-blooded serial killer but you got to go to the mall and you ain't got no car so good profile pitch beautiful boy about that let me see the CRO account real quick if you look like a pedophile can't step off or anything he look like he taking off worst thing when you call that open and you trying to get them to get where you at you you call you on the phone alone I gotta find you I looking for you I am an authority to Salinas and all this one father you like what might make a left bottom area does I've done that twice of wait the conservative sorry fine all the races is here they see who you are and try to football they've been doing that in caves for years boy graduation they put all up they put all the [ __ ] at the top top they got child by last names them to tease and the W's got a sweet name there but that's the pregnant girl make it out of ya damn noise ain't nobody gonna [ __ ] you you pregnant that baby feet ain't even done yet that person has already been occupied she got big our live finish building my daddy got these big-ass Holies one across the better this [ __ ] man that made me want to ask the real [ __ ] in the car it make some noise one time oh my god keep this same engine make some noise if you a [ __ ] girl who was already pregnant that wouldn't yours [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] boy [Applause] that's how you cook up that's how you get that point eight percent baby is yours that already count we talk about full pregnant Oh third trimester pregnant that could be imagining they hit a pregnant woman it ain't yours you did him off the same [ __ ] quieted foot right now you write you a hit the baby baby and then kick it like a [ __ ] Oh bro what the [ __ ] got a blame it on your young selves that's what you were y'all oh gee no he took my hand do it this is Friday next making this different breath wahoo G so tight so you're good to see my thing prick why do they even shut down the whole time I like who's easy can you get it [Music] [Applause] you don't know how to do that we do I keep high your girl put my dick all over I would put it on that that I just lay it on my shoulder so I could be on a man later on you can FaceTime during this bother you ma'am you want her to get some big bad hello man what I do see a work she's asking what you do at work what you do at your job what yeah what do you do it you to stop looking on surprise what you in there doing better hurry everything I supervise to get you right what you doing the nest hello because she's deaf can you hit me you can't hit me you must got an Android here you go hey Chico [ __ ] yeah I was just saying that's probably why you can't hear right making fun of y'all [ __ ] with the good bright light camera into party use yours is the bomb you know the size of a Nextel this is a government phone right you coming why she come with both minutes when I was you about the drugstore emergency go to Rite Aid and buy you a phone there let me try to take a selfie with our emergency phone you ain't even got no face camera who is still got the flip phone I know it's a flip phone [ __ ] still a they were walking around with here Motorola RAZR sneakers ain't gonna tell you no again hey well good I had on I still have water boy dig around back time I was he doing what she gonna get home he did he has emergency phone until you have a real emergency that's crazy [Music] well you had to stand in line to get them off over from these holes right here go in anywhere anywhere that's it you know I always wonder what people will be record y'all see somebody maybe record oh oh yeah they might depend you'd already know this [ __ ] going on Facebook tonight maybe telling all this cousin say don't even worry about I don't take it I got job we going laughs at 8:30 record like a in the [ __ ] [Music] we go by the zoo come on oh now you good baby come on sit down like a hotel lamp that's what you gotta do come let s build tub you see [ __ ] y'all don't [ __ ] with me move move ah feel like a wasp he won't like one then how the outfit looked like when the whipped cream melt on top of your [Music] profession not a profession no no they didn't he make two of em they was like let's see what this one do what if I got the peanut butter and jelly sandwich meat thank you word that's great shout out to the grown women who's there got some hell Micucci in many @m left except society with the leather when she got there yeah I love cereal she threw up again nicely peanuts you threw up the neighborhood yeah I'm allergic to peanut butter this neighborhood that ain't even around my mom it's a CBS over that that's why my mom I used to think I was gonna be against oh honey can't be no gangster you allergic to nuts [ __ ] type of gangsters allergic to nuts she never had any pilot what no the [ __ ] act you can live with pollen I see nothing is I'm out of here ha ha ha ah what the [ __ ] that dude whoa oh no wasn't that pilot whoa whoa what's he get in you huh okay sound like you better turn it to a Moscow you go I hate that noise maybe that's the word [ __ ] alright that noise that I can't even do that [ __ ] they got their big [ __ ] be blind that's you gotta go to the hospital your throat went bad that pilot will put up gangsta yeah she think I ain't it still ain't worse than that peanut anybody got a nut allergy that [ __ ] real I'm [ __ ] around the smells and peanut butter too long I miss y'all baby I gotta go to the hospital and she is serious though it's called anaphylactic shock eat that [ __ ] within the next 30 minutes your [ __ ] throat on swell up and you're going to meet Jamaica well you just confuse all the [ __ ] from the hood when you said they'd like Michiko alert the handprints can't go out the post office ha oh I probably ain't no oh hey Oh who you will but that pilot looked anyway ah they'll have to be ready to make you get going to hell you know what join us in tomorrow this is a real pilot don't [ __ ] with me what you got to take for that [ __ ] that Allegra you got this go to sleep she can't go to sleep doing all this [ __ ] [Music] you got a man so soon as the month-long spring hit it did get bad for you you're just gonna be all day wrong sing away what's up baby how much we see you baby with this little [ __ ] job looking like you good-looking [ __ ] got a whole orange we've [ __ ] beat up every [ __ ] in will get jump one enough these Kansas City women like me [Music] there you go that's what they want that's what they will this dedicate is all the ladies who got multi colored hair I see you over here below I say you blue what is that bloke read that's like when you mix three packs of kool-aid together these she had the blue evo okay no we ain't gonna stop she's brand new we crayon box [Music] you just got up two vans what you gonna do very go do a bump of cocaine in the bathroom [Music] anybody go do that whatever I'll go get Asimov bugling how they water everybody goes to the bathroom - come on [ __ ] come on hurry up yeah look her in the face of like come on let's go get loose Wow [Music] where's - really [Music] do you see I don't think it got out that means like and it's not come on come on come then wait to hit that cocaine I'll show ya go home what made you get there orange here she is her favorite fun you ain't gon stop if you give me some here it'll be carrot top [Music] typically because [Music] all right come over here DC we got a chick with a whole blue weave right here that match her whole outfit she got on a dish the loss whistle with some house shoes on yeah real chase to shoe then she got up man got the blue weave looking like a Pepsi can a boyfriend like I got to bowl [Music] but then they they told us yet global overhead [Music] what you follow where you from she don't speak English what she hey PC you asked her was she from she ain't gonna say but sir he is blue she proudly wear the Smurfs was raised [Applause] okay I got some point she probably be talking [ __ ] to her stylist like I gave you a chance to do my have a [ __ ] you blew it you blew it this is stupid what you saying that was pretty sick hey mermaid I'm gonna smoke this [ __ ] [Applause] hey [ __ ] see I know create any luck try his luck some of these Kansas City [ __ ] like [ __ ] you got me [ __ ] up I'm poor at this [ __ ] your hands gonna be out there looking like it you want to move what you Kate much love to all the ladies who broke up with a [ __ ] now you ain't getting [ __ ] for Christmas she was like theory much love to all the ladies we've got some real ugg boots but they leaned it real hard your never thought of riches away your ankles touching though them [ __ ] the way they still comfortable they soggy [Music] anyway don't nobody toenails yeah they look like a loaf of bread they got sat on ladies please don't wear them guys their wish boots this window who lit the make up our crane w-which boots metal its Horseman's they know what I'm talking about them little stupid air boos they're curved up in the front that Confederate soldiers you say why you got a multi-rib like why is there something I need to know yes I told ya she's due back that you go buy me a drink right now little red Oh then look at Red Bud he did it red children y'all wanna [ __ ] with it young it's his 31 you don't want that then shoot back that damn her like I got a year come on she go you don't want this [ __ ] ain't gonna walk back there I see you now auntie and she holding it drinking it ain't spilling no let y'all go ahead [Music] and it's red - you know she did color the red to match the outfit see what's how to poke you in the car come on come on come on come on come on God there is you don't want no drama dressing already looking like elbows lady got my pants down yet like it she look like she looked like Elmo's mommy from the hood spilt like a candy lady [Music] the type of [ __ ] I enjoy Kansas City where we got to look forward to it's a wild [ __ ] it's killing City we know the killers is in here but other than that the killer's you said the killers ain't in his [ __ ] yes they are it be the finger you don't think a killer [ __ ] sitting there right there with that bow tie and that jacket on he killed nine [ __ ] not a public defender dude yeah that's why I'm talking about [ __ ] that looked like inconspicuous no tattoos on his face of nothing he quicken him up I'll go home why just do right here he got KC on this girl head but that ain't what you think it is the gang kill the city yeah you don't hear guys he's got that skull cap you get from the gas station on this cell here killer - Oh [ __ ] don't act like you ain't never bought a whole outfit out of the buffer good white t-shirt days yep it next to the poor white t-shirt in a spoke out with KC on it you gray [ __ ] up up in the club me eighty girl just walk through those doors when they got the porn in there muffled covers it every little orange color and a blue Cup yep your nightstand CSU were they were selling porn in your gas station what they don't know it was there right that's never that easily available for me as a young man you had to find your poem when I was young it belonged to your parents you're cleaning up the house and doing some [ __ ] you suppose are doing you find that tape with no label on it you like oh maybe this is my king let me see you put that [ __ ] in mr. markets [ __ ] you like uh-oh my life has completely changed from this point forward I'll never be the same again dude he hated mr. mark man [ __ ] you ain't it was the old poor [ __ ] Wesley Pipes and them [ __ ] Lee I was on the old point they used to introduce their self on the new earth soon as the scene come on they already [ __ ] you don't know how this happened they already [ __ ] that's the white people horn and directions the [ __ ] that users just come in but what's your name Keisha would you come here to do sighs son said I get to it that's the whole boy no I'm talking about the whole [ __ ] when it had a story lad [ __ ] come over there and act like he was coming 80s pretty girl what you doing with you kid yeah all right and it was wasn't a flat TV porn throwback I wish I woulda found my dad wasn't support I think it's a reverent brother has something that pastor Wilson [ __ ] at his now 61 my mom 45 we're gonna do a lot of [ __ ] delicious odd things got more especially the older things they had at the porn back when there was magazines and [ __ ] late boys [ __ ] like that hairy couch is America every cover every page which is extinct now oh yeah I don't know if I ladies know what is it about y'all having hair on your [ __ ] longer think I know here in it we straight [Music] you know they hate that [ __ ] they go get the laser surgery on the [ __ ] I would never put they go get the hell lasered off but you can still see what the hell was that maybe should look like Nestle Crunch ma'am you need to stop that [ __ ] we use a straight razor to shave your skin knowing them straight razors don't want black skin now your [ __ ] got brown on it you like oh I got to call my blind cousin to come read this pleasure to pull out [ __ ] ain't no way in the world I'll tell you what to say don't go in there hey do be overdoing let me have another realist bastard she bites that's my lady did you throw your leg above anything so they come and you ain't know who's coming home like I thought he got me know if you really [Music] some ladies you gotta stop shaming it was they they ariane made for them you ever seen that look like when you look like when you dump the ashtray out well Cucina the era [Music] sure not smokin good in Kansas City with yes we got the fire rolled up they are you always guys is what side of town got to got that you know that different post sandwich bag I think you should already miss our bed would you say ma'am you can't smoke with everybody legislature times you said it's in the car so how you [ __ ] up it would be like well oh this is [ __ ] got a joint [ __ ] your grades listen to Rick James thank you God look I would only recommend a service to my listeners that's been good to me that's what my book is the right place bet you win you get paid possessing my bookie has lab in game betting on every NFL game they got the most rewarding player point in the business and for you fantasy guys out there you can keep investor over/under on how many fantasy points of flair will score in each game it's a new season Antonio Brown is with the Raiders Le'Veon Bell is with the Jets Odell Beckham is with Cleveland but the one thing that hasn't changed is where I'm putting my money down on all the games my book 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wit anyway you ever say that [ __ ] on that wit I've been my [ __ ] smoke DeWitt one time that [ __ ] those of mine stole his feet what true story why that [ __ ] got his shoes took off when he fell asleep and woke up and thought his feet was gone wouldn't stand up [ __ ] no mad as a [ __ ] swear to God [ __ ] this [ __ ] name on Cluster [ __ ] out [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] done yeah I think is gonna let this [ __ ] work out with my feet like that y'all some bitch-ass [ __ ] like one look at this [ __ ] you know I don't ever want to be there half up being that [ __ ] [ __ ] around to be on their water I can fight nine police officers oh you don't want this [ __ ] you some [ __ ] you don't even smell much that's that's the scariest thing in the world right there getting drew maybe you smoke some my blunt and that you tripping like you smoke no wrong see that I'm straight you can't trust especially 2021 you want a smoke smoking she's got a heavy what's it up you know these guys there's [ __ ] in the smoking whooping [ __ ] ain't no telling what the [ __ ] they might sneak in and we've what you might wake up to you just might wake up the phone [ __ ] dancin real high about time you woke up what's up like look at all receive [ __ ] that [ __ ] had to eat like man don't play with me [ __ ] oh jesus [ __ ] the hook and everything hos goodnight you play you never thought about this [ __ ] now you're thinking about be careful this is different [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] push me be happy here and see this the [ __ ] I'm talking about didn't thing is it's built different how you again said [ __ ] blowing strawberry smoke over here but I don't like the fact that you gotta ask for the tip the smoke machine right let me get a tip like what taking the tip off in handy female yeah he go young here you put your tip on and smoke hookah baby hold it still waiting that's the dumbest [ __ ] I ever seen you know put this [ __ ] down like an adult hey got some new [ __ ] out here now they got this [ __ ] called k2 [ __ ] be smoking that's the [ __ ] right there yeah that's the devil that is the devil they Celeste [ __ ] at the gas station anything Scooby Doo hey [ __ ] like a dollar 60 cent makes me like she not get a whole list for 160 I'll take it now you butt-naked chasing the bus and half of the residue got there like he'd need some milk we got none to give away we got no shirt yeah we got some sure you got clothes well the guy who the [ __ ] ball these home stage makeup my parents with Omega I used to be a television school with a rolling boil banding well you like a grown-ass man in the third grade roll one of those without you did your homework I play yep my beginning this baby here oh I don't know it's the most stuff in there oh [ __ ] we don't know plan never getting that to the [ __ ] up top how the [ __ ] you want you can't get up now [ __ ] we can get up there how you get up that ball [ __ ] [Music] how you gotta get a few that walking over I'm giving this shirt right here to the lady with them leather sleeves oh never sleeps [Music] ain't no way we go ahead aunty definitely get it sure ain't twins you got your car no you something close to it okay what's up cares is that you get up top to you Lucy hi here it's my African brother how do I get all the way to the top of this yes I have tried to find my way up there will you please be my guide and show me for what I'm down which way to vote yes please take me yes thank you my brother no one will touch me how are you doing let's go get a [ __ ] to the up top you said it's a big shoulders we out here some cheese sandwich are some guys how are you what's up big now how you doing big [ __ ] pat down there yep there we go oh they gonna rewrite there what's up auntie [Music] I knew you gonna take your stake in theirs back there to see what their lady with oh you say can I have a shirt gave me a hook I said I can't touch it for free man you selling [ __ ] I'm out here yeah you can see I told you they don't take us over there how much 40 what about he'll know you saw him they try and sneak back there he does she go on TV because I see the [ __ ] my techies penis we are piss piss you off though we have this game up top it's tucked up it thank you you just like traveling this turn that's what it is these are like traveling I look - what's up on top we are top with it you got to go up top top with a [ __ ] that stayed up top with it what's up Oh that [ __ ] walked all out there with one t-shirt once he ain't gonna cuff you alright then gonna let his ass down you got to give me a sweater cheek one damn t-shirt name a weird-ass ass a 2x give me oh yeah that's what I got hold up give me a salt Chico y'all make sure y'all hit the merch table man y'all get out of this get care where lies she go almost Chico what's up need a crane you want with static rain we are here ho de mogi tell the ladies they look good with makeup oh no no no that's happy birthday I got the one she dressed like she about to fight Batman at night we let y'all Kansas City all the way up top with it it's a looter by up top with it hey [Applause] and what's that big line all right on the titties yes we are here up top failure you can say anything in this microphone what's up no you look like doji gonna be that's what it is what you do it [ __ ] that away fellas always with Memphis she don't do you first you ain't gonna get done she got what you and I'll see you where I got to see you bro we yet say something you shouldn't wind up there with one t-shirt he probably got jammed up in the hallway Chico say something okay there you go we bad you scared me now I was good up there they let they live up top hey you stay up you got your watches up thing what's up baby hey white lady don't use this as evidence [Music] [Applause] the [ __ ] break it where what's that was your freaky thinking hey oh yes of course you've done pretty lady in the wheelchair and he pitch of cold they say repeating for [ __ ] your shoe yeah she came to one of my shoes she had on so she bought me some but a bigot booked when I used to wear hand-me-downs so any trigger she bought you some shoes yeah but I'm away on for hunkers she bobbin cutting them since POW right there what's them are you living fashion know what special sheet and made up at the house these debug do some shoe you gotta [ __ ] once Han now if she got on since mythos coming off the goal she made those shoes because she works from home he PC got sober through metal [ __ ] yeah them shits his lawn and a mouse loud a t-bone are you real [ __ ] beware them anyway oh yeah cuz she bottle some sheep this one you been what's the name of your shoes it is shoot what's the name of your shoes they Getty Steve Madden EPC beginning man that's them them outdoors right there what's the name of that's a goddamn yeah but you know my nephew jack a meanie right he'll why you're wrong saying I swag Facebook Instagram snapchat and Twitter stylish women and gentlemen [ __ ] through these outside I said she and I put a ball she's extra long boy I grow into him oh yeah I grow an easier I don't see a gun God got another brand for me hang on stop growing where are you walking around your ankles in their mom's luggage well I'm not a walking to you muffle you don't have any too big shoes out of hair bye see ya [ __ ] [ __ ] they see the flop they gonna be liable wrong to shoot nothing why you looking at my leg the loose shoes hey people look at my shoes when your shoes pull it later who bought the shoes what she is what's up girl you'd be bad [ __ ] shoes the [ __ ] they say you're not supposed to do that cuz and they go walk out your life but that ain't right buy some shoes and they're gonna be like [ __ ] that's my baby she bought the shoes and [ __ ] hold on she thoughtful she saw what she just went thinking yeah ain't trying to be rude what side you give me 12 you can see them about don't think about [ __ ] ladies happening out of pine digging some shoes and this [ __ ] 13 women I love all 13 you [ __ ] spend your whole income chick that's crazy ain't getting between oh hey we got eight dollars we got all different types of people that hey I was upstairs white people Spanish people Asian people saw some Asian people Asian [ __ ] I feel a more pushy you crazies [ __ ] it's amazing things right up here let me show you what it [ __ ] out see that's one you saw one private lady you're not Asian sit down yes she is she spend up for everything gonna top me on me and the baby Asian sit down she can't be breaking drinking Hennessy she was pregnant baby drunk man you pregnant right now ain't pregnant okay she be pregnant the whole cells nasty pregnant oh boy who are you I know see you keep rubbing your stomach on a hand heard what she said I'm gonna build like a sexy ass yeah big shoes up [Music] may I have really enjoyed my time here Oh City Rail in a month I could really see myself up in here this is Mayor Carlos Miller fellows let's ride to manscape your landscape and scraped your manhood hey man everybody's been there everybody's trying to the landscape their manscape you may not be good at it it's not your fault you're using the wrong tools you need to go to manscape calm so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels then you get slogan precision tools for your family jewels man see you landscape yeah go take it all along man your landscape hey but don't spray those balls you meet the man state landscape hey don't turn it on up you need man ski landscape be careful bro you want to go to manscape dot-com and get a discount use my code 85 south when you get there man escape your landscape yeah trim it although manscape your landscape yeah shave up those balls you got to take care of your area if you want to any area if you know what I mean now you know and knowing is half the battle GI Joe said that and I live by it and I'm a grown-ass man manscape calm Carlos Miller code any faster I see when you get there I won't but somebody I'll throw that I could live here find me a nice and lady you can live in Kansas City lick barbecue sauce off a titty every day salute to the barbecue capital gates barbecue your main salute let me lick gotta give a shout-out up your titty to the why we ain't Kansas City Peachtree parfait - I'll [ __ ] with them I'll be in that [ __ ] all the time barbecue sauce on the titty why are we in Kansas City who else she goes oh man shout out the other people that hit and let big he is at home with a key Oh shout out to the kid I say the Chiefs to the cheese Oh pepper Holmes get back this Sunday for y'all man it's a little pat my home I think it's a real creative player it's a lot of talent on their team girl I got all my partners on the Chiefs yeah we got something Chiefs players in here tonight master salute all the Chiefs they say it a nice way out they ain't here what's up [ __ ] dang don't say no now on about asking for [ __ ] yeah she and I answer different [ __ ] all the [ __ ] with the big chain so you ask me [ __ ] like oh [ __ ] me Oh them [ __ ] already asked me to sign to the record label I'm thinking about it I want to change I already got the shoes I'm halfway signed already that'll be your first single I don't know I let somebody see bless me though you see miss on for her would have been so hard if they would have been in your sadness about to go jogging right are you to be the only [ __ ] widow you still the only [ __ ] with him is that want to want the only one please do you bet they are I thought she's making that up no thought like a football it's big enough oh [ __ ] you oh yeah there's the man and these are negative speed mad Matt John man you wanna [ __ ] you thought it lettuce a [ __ ] sounds 11 you know they could what each is right here it's really hard they reflective they can't wear these you get caught door to my [ __ ] when you're she reflexive like you can't even have from the police so their flashlights hit Cacho ass off the cheetah print this one a [ __ ] pies first Lewis you only got 11 different IQ [ __ ] be going and they use it [ __ ] don't bother issues to be they bound to small winding we walk around like this yeah listen I we need to be shut out all the old [ __ ] that just watch your shoes now got them civil rights leaders own that's right wrap your roots mr. Claude Lee no me shoes lock doors [Music] shout out to everybody up top this Texas somebody at the bottom trying to see they're gonna [ __ ] good night salute all the lines gonna [ __ ] tonight salute to you dick appointment tonight if you ain't with your lady she should have made some noise for you dignified she's definitely not [ __ ] I think she with anybody got his shirt he wanna hang up you know I wait you the hanging not give me that a hanger baby isn't going to aunty want to hang is she gonna be able usually won't ever get damn things she gonna have a trash bag hanging off that give me that goddamn hanger give me one of the waters he'll give me BC boots so I'll let [ __ ] let me come in come in here real bad you want their water RT coming to get her a hanger your Thursday worth 350 to you until you translate that [ __ ] fun to meet me at the crossroads video like his wife single a touch a forehead cheek oh she look like Samuel Jackson all alone yeah she's all she do look like Samuel Jackson there are snakes on this mother [ __ ] pray yeah I hope they die now hope they burn in hell I told you she dressed like she's gonna fight Batman later on is she gonna win too whatever Batman this thing ain't big enough for both of us I don't see what that hang of DC she wanted for real girl go Sam yeah Sam you Ella Sam you Ella not about sound well they they talk about your auntie and everything I'll tell my story coming out here now we're anything on TV ladies happy Oh Jess there's something about that lady that I love Oh lips ooh auntie Frankie they're here sound crazy don't worry I'm going out back no she can't even your real and see that be like the lady your uncle [ __ ] he'll be trying to [ __ ] you at the family reunion I put this post on your young man young man I put this bow telling you oh no you love you I felt like if she turns blue stop looking at me like you don't approve I don't give a [ __ ] why why mainly stomach hurt holy [ __ ] like god damn I shouldn't hate that [ __ ] for camp in here cuz either could to help the chance you've got to have the bum unsteady then a [ __ ] dot the appeal don't kick me yeah they're going that perk 30 so there you go dude yeah yeah mother fair understand Lumiere [Music] she got the little body suit on with the jeans they look post-deploy wet but it's all the way around I'm still chica yeah you're divorced so you single you can see coming you know free shuttle you getting that alimony Chico you wanna pull two now you ain't bout to upgrade and let me be the upgrade you know left with maybe you looking for a new one I can't [ __ ] with you saw a figure out why that [ __ ] divorced you your lace front so straight it look like you got a shape up put on your [ __ ] man that's for him got their Rapunzel why are you out here trying to be so much you're just being you so you just naturally a whole life why would you want to bring all that stress in my life look how happy I am without you you want to lock up all this happiness what do you have the offer baby what you got a job you know you're trying to get you thought she was gonna impress me with a job that made you have enough time with me you have a girl only you got a whole situation to go attend to say what let [ __ ] still got clothes over there hey [ __ ] with you that cost still his name whole new house see he can't be choosy - okay see you're ready for [ __ ] like me why is it up girl I'm a bit they ass up and I wanted a crust this book the middle of the mouth make it hold on foot the whole time you playing with big girl if he wants is she gonna [ __ ] will cut it make a meal you ain't never think you can make this business frats and Stoppers you'd be like damn I just baked some man laters how did you do that man so stop you missed it so cheap sure you ready for me what's all what so get crazy on me without wrenching it bottle honey bun sit straight up he's got that big fun yeah they've got to dig on her head that's what it is we got to figure out what is lady lady is she going crazy going on crazy rants about the super [ __ ] buggy the white man to come up here green it is [ __ ] this is whatever color this is this is blue it's not blue is like kind of got like a little purple attitude yeah Chico hand I say you sorry mother got I apologize a DZ give me a little wipe over I'm just gonna let her do what you gotta do that's why she went him he like I'm not saying nothing Django feed my house it any huh we be easy II don't want to hurt babe keep a ladder babe first of all you've got to be fun they're meeting well that napkin all right now about to be arguing with you put some [ __ ] thing up look at the white man stop please I didn't mean say not a pretty drawing oh [ __ ] do they got a backpack oh wait damn how you look exactly like you think we already got playing the drum that's just how I was crazy that's really that [ __ ] son he's like look son you sit it don't let me see what you're gonna do son okay okay we in Kansas City okay okay okay in Kansas City all right okay and say we in Kansas City okay okay - we at Kansas City and you throw its effect shot out some hot tea in the front dressed in the hall black you know this going down and she do with the word she probably got a pack of Newports stuff in her purse we enter city we got bacon from the crowd on the drums get laughs you said is one too many the door for the town Kansas City in this [ __ ] boys going down that's how you got hold on yeah you're not going Steve how you play the drums and only know one beat you gotta switch it up you gotta do some - there you go pick a place up that's real cool keep it going don't stop keep it going let's rock let's do it from the top like you know you got to drop yeah yeah and that it just be good as they can say he play the drum and only playing one drum hey [ __ ] you know it's two more yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she don't be I think this [ __ ] just started playing the drums earlier today no let him try you like that play put at youth choir there that was definitely you may wanna play some gangster [ __ ] bro gotta pay for the - yeah wait let her play funny shut up shut up said my later idea who just got a divorce oh right though she just got out the boy unless she wanna give me some here - she don't have I'm her number one choice I always make up boys situation situation ma'am if you want to give me that coaching I'll take it oh don't get naked if you want to give me that coaching I take it go get Magic coz hi my name is Carlos is if you don't know I put the dick on your in every hole I'm so nasty and I'm gonna get you what you need imma put that big on you cuz that's what you needs but we that's your house and let your kids run any not the house I had a light bill hack comes up on I'm gonna behind [ __ ] on you and doing this she then she want me to do I put the dick behind your head so you can think about it so you can think about it so you can think about it girls working yeah you know she's not fronting got to read on looking like the staples easy button they get know what's going down we hit this [ __ ] we ain't Kansas City and she went it freaky [ __ ] see wit that freaky [ __ ] that's what she bout I want her to take her wig out and be herself like hey let me see your real hair one day hey Carlos I don't want to see how this [ __ ] is a figure but please tell me what the [ __ ] is wrong with this [ __ ] I don't want to see anybody stop it's like bird sucks I don't want to see it you trippin boy this [ __ ] ain't groovy you got your [ __ ] taped up like you in the bird box movie did you see that we she start shaking and mess up my heart proper [ __ ] when you take that tape off all let's go be [ __ ] up did she stop this is nursery stop okay oh why would you do that it's negative hey bud space up my lady just got a the boy that means you need to be with a newness and I would meet up the paperwork ain't even done yet so you say he can come visit when he come to Kansas City I bet you when you cook meals you cook everything catfish fried chicken meatloaf baked cake cookies all lashing life yeah the way they can cook ladies then he cooks oh yeah but I don't want deep in the sea no Samuel get away for too long Hansie say she could you ladies this so easy for a [ __ ] [ __ ] playing aren't you said I got you baby one man doesn't think of light you could blares OH we still got there be a plea you make one sit good they were like [ __ ] that girl go down what I said [ __ ] what's your favorite dish that your girl cook spaghetti macaroni [ __ ] ass aside that ain't a meal that won't even you see how easy it is there press the bigger make one good side man I rolled it Carlos that wasn't a big one t Sam yeah oh she said I got bean green potatoes the middle all that [ __ ] y'all and then you come over here real good she make them good a that's a lot of that's what he's saying like [ __ ] failed like epsilon what maybe you know you like this [ __ ] till she started cooking it even like I don't know the [ __ ] enchilada here but you got the road here being like a blood like a burrito with some gravy she know is it's a red [ __ ] is its fossil on the top of the [ __ ] it's the burrito with some salsa on top of me in laymen's apparently he know he like that [ __ ] a made this Spanish cure then they gonna grow up all Henschel off you know your FUBU what a nigga's quiet in a month from evening to you know thank a piece of butter see then he trying to find some what his fitness you know you ain't gonna be quiet rying to find somewhere to spit that [ __ ] you gonna be talking the whole time so you say your babies today okay alright I feel you ain't nothing their food good when you're ready to go to sleep don't a mess but no couch it you gotta wake him later on he hit the [ __ ] that's how you know they can sleep at 9:30 we both shoes on hey you fell asleep third quarter of the game you got to wake up new but one [ __ ] know what happened to me plates still on your chest I mean he gotta stay as I MIG adieu won't get able to go home yet so yeah yeah you fought three times you little right I feel you ever played miss Lipp you [ __ ] you talkin [ __ ] [ __ ] this is my house [ __ ] you talk about you greatly move in and start with one Dan shorts then an outfit and then the next thing you know all yours you know your place these know to see what you gonna say something you know I hate it be calling a vehicle you gonna fake sleeping your way into the pit ladies be knowing they got the good [ __ ] you'll be able to make a house they're gonna hear me ladies I mean he painted exactly trying to [ __ ] up or some green how hit dig hustling yeah I could not be in that [ __ ] position his girl come home from work one day time then one goddamn little plate in that knife where he made his family in this thing he didn't put the [ __ ] out you mean it's have you been this muhfucka all day guy dishes then the [ __ ] thing for real I guess I got to do every [ __ ] thing talking to you like your toddler [ __ ] you just made this he don't know what he's saying now you walk around apologizing once we shut out all the [ __ ] away running [ __ ] at a house and you know it ain't too many baby that is running [ __ ] at a house you gotta go get your mail take out the trash do everything kill the roaches all a [ __ ] you got all the responsibility you got no Walter would you get a flat tire kidding me won't get to me I thought she told me it's gonna say bad knee but I ain't bad I gotta go Keisha where you going bro see on the expressway you can walk mommy see you ain't got no choice why cuz he got the car yep fellas make some noise you driving your girl car but you taking care of it lady the white dude yep maybe be clean salute to you I know y'all went to get high you didn't took your shirt off and everything [ __ ] getting hot bro he have her Oh Teddy he's the only walk I did what for near people she said somebody left a no see you don't win a big issue so you go yeah they take kicking us out to build my fight [ __ ] ain't hittin sleepy [ __ ] it oh Lord I ain't used to being up dis league now they never paid a letter who's having too much fun daddy's here yeah how long have we been up in [ __ ] for a long-ass time y'all money's worth see I don't 40 full-time you killed me what they get their blue uncontrollable tubes look at who I do my well I guess that made the salmon go do the rest of the coke alright guys come on guys let's get [ __ ] 40 right thank you thank you guys yeah buddy skidding [ __ ] leap in my yard George ah silk alight in this [ __ ] Kansas City [Applause] before y'all leave dope dope boys oh no we want y'all in the pizza too big now they can't get in the picture date they under you can't do that not any day now on the investigation need I may be paranoid they can't get in no piss yeah nowadays she police in here over I we need everybody in this [ __ ] to stand up and we're gonna put this on the joint to show hi Casey and I gotta give a shout-out to my low bro Bobby J Thompson freelance oniy this is one of Kansas City's only from the hometown lucky little bro what's wrong oh gee the coolest thing in the world [ __ ] you in I put your phones up in this [ __ ] damn food to eat it we need all you all we want doing like this turn around so they can see the night oh there should be shoe up [Music] Kansas City all the way put your phones up man we love you shall we a lot of these [ __ ] batteries and I from recording the whole show but we still a leg up Kansas City baby know what it is we gotta 85 sideshow we let y'all my kids and my kids give it up for DC y'all from time to dinner give it up for Carlos Miller one more time Kansas City you guys are all officially eighty five percenters make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe to eighty five South Seoul [Music] [Music] [Music] oh you want that rope we get notified and we are back live again here in Kansas City we've just completed another show Chico be Chico being you mind stepping over here and let me get a quick interface hi hey man I've been keeping up with your season you're having a great season here on the 85 South so just tell me what's going on what was it like out there was the crowd like where were you reading Rubio buyers out what were you looking forward to where were some of the calls you at the Mait what were you doing out there oh you know I'd like to facilitate so you know I had to make sure that everything was in Pocket bring on me and just make sure that you know when they were supposed to go left and whenever I suppose go right a little right sometimes we gotta stay in the middle but we always working we always rolling force if we got to win you got another W man I'm just proud to be a part of the team and I'm glad you said the word facilitator because you're known for being one of the greatest [ __ ] for typical sometimes in the game how do you use your personal discretion to bring that here to be a great facilitator here on the 85 South sure it's all in the mind you know I mean you got to make sure that you stay mentally prepared to be able to work you know I mean always be able to move forward in that backwards you know that's the thing you know it's like what you mean I don't exactly what that is what you morning so I didn't want to be in that pocket you know I mean wow well you heard it here folks you heard it right here Chico bean he's having an all-star season hey great I got in on the wave early hey hey you keep doing exactly what you're doing and we look forward to hearing more from you all right all right let's take it back to the SUP back to you Craig

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Id: W77Q0YbudeM

Length: 114min 12sec (6852 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 06 2019