Curren$y in the trap! wit DC Young Fly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean

uh welcome back everybody welcome back to the 85 south show that [ __ ] crazy right there boy [ __ ] went here get you in here and get you set up buddy [Music] yeah i don't care we got a [ __ ] coffee table [Music] we're gonna need some marijuana [Music] you can you can roll it right here this whole sh this whole [ __ ] is a roll up well don't give me no weight i'm gonna get some spitter and and dreaded push and i'm gonna roll it up on this track it's probably on that table i'm hooked up to something oh [ __ ] spaghetti spaghetti [Music] that's what that [Music] [Music] [Music] look we eating shrimp every day in there you really know what's up don't give a [ __ ] i'll [ __ ] your [ __ ] you all know what's up i don't care but i dropped the clip [ __ ] around what are you doing what are you stopping here what is going on in here boy i'm listening tryna listen to the beat everybody slowly creep walk in the heat everybody know what's happening oh my fall asleep boy that's a counter always see that fire ball through that night but let's start bombing get that ball everybody know that draw hey what is this just roll up [ __ ] oh [Laughter] yeah that's exactly what that is oh this show jerk let me see that jersey [Music] you know the hulk don't play by me you know i just got drafted hell yeah i think i drafted i got drafted i i play they tell me i play every 23 games every 23 games every 23 games so home games it don't matter where it says it's it's every 23 so you got to travel yeah i got to beat up and i got to make sure that it's the 23rd game okay and your boy gonna be in flood me bro i want a [ __ ] i need a jersey and i get 23 minutes oh i got you but what well you know i had to try it let me see how much your jerseys are called oh i won't play no games just like the rest of them [ __ ] on the bench oh you know what i'm saying that [ __ ] ain't for sale yeah [Music] oh okay it might be a discount yeah no i ain't exclusive the price is gonna come up you know man whatever you say it's supposed to be sold you gotta like really walk down you get a text every time somebody buy it you let them know how much you want to go in there and they ask for they like you got that jersey the one you got to scan for every 23 games every 23 games that'd be probably 79 that should feel about 79. that's the official that's 100. it must [Music] [Laughter] [Music] what do you got there foreign get you none of these burgers they got me that goddamn goof ass piece of well i got myself that goof ass piece you [ __ ] yeah this young lady is always helping she tried to tell me too i ain't listening she was like you sure you want that i was like yeah hey that time i hadn't shrunk watching it before why eat this [ __ ] like this i ate this [ __ ] last time but probably my eye popped out my head right ate this [ __ ] so much real damn damn [Music] no that's [ __ ] up uh-huh [ __ ] joe went playing that second line music that's what they did what it sounds like at the end yeah everybody about to leave and go home and [ __ ] [Music] that's that we're about to pass the cholesterol plant around one more time amen oh you ain't even see me huh the benediction huh i want you guys to see me gang violence gang violence i believe this [Music] certified clergy [Music] credentials [Applause] minute listen you got to see the cards look at the card my [ __ ] got a card [Music] [Laughter] bro hey the certificate let me see this is the certified that the very head of this day the 31st october 23rd column is ordained by the university life church business universal life church ministers i don't think what chocolate i don't know this [ __ ] to be married folk left and right oh oh that's official oh it's all the way official you got friends let me be a millionaire no you gotta go get certified bro we take this [ __ ] very [ __ ] there's a lot of there's a lot of fakers and a lot of perpetrators they got the badge to get in the building and everything they brought your permit let it get you the pocket permit to get in the way i got the pen hey man that [ __ ] they got that pen like you sure you want to marry this hoe universal got a life pass oh you can put that in the car man here man i got a bunch of stuff you could you could you could preach at funerals yeah i could do everything [ __ ] these [ __ ] certificates right here you in the living room i'll do it i got you bro that is hilarious bruh this man is an ordained man they outfitted everything you ain't got the wrong yo look at me let me see ah you see the ruffle why you getting wrong hey hey hurry potter [ __ ] put that [ __ ] look at the sleeves on that [ __ ] [Music] rabbit carlos is in the house dave hear that [ __ ] what you thought i would that is hilarious how about zip it up on you [ __ ] hold on out of all [ __ ] by probably they ever did ain't now one of my problems been the ordained minister man boy you can snap a [ __ ] hey let them know let them know reverend miller hold on so are you minister on reverend okay you got titles thinking of going with reverend minister reverend the honorable reverend minister i see you practicing [Applause] you can't say nothing about me growing my head back in 2020. you just beat 20 20. i'm part of the clergy boy that [ __ ] is a clergy i ain't even know that was the right name for it i'm part of the clergy the clergy well that's unbelievable i ain't never seen him saying he ain't got no rule [ __ ] me hey man shout out to universal churches life ministries man y'all [ __ ] changing my life ministry hey man y'all boys but we got some real fans out here that's gonna make and do what it do oh they oh listen once this come out people won't be like man carlos miller married me that's the only one i'm letting if we can't get carlos i'm not getting married that's another check oh man i'm trying to figure out what my price gonna be now start off at ten house on top for you to be out there do you want to take this woman that's not what they want what they want i'm thinking they're going for trap wedge people who want to switch it up from tradition so right they'll walk down the aisle they ride down to 96 impalas and get out like we did at the bt award but we like on some real [ __ ] though right do you take old girl to be your old girl all right until you leave it [ __ ] on everything right yeah yeah brought that fool right oh girl oh he promised to make oh you know little buddy you know your kid no daddy and don't [ __ ] off on it like that right hey what else all saying right right yeah what you gonna pronounce it though you can't just pronounce the regular husband wasting [ __ ] yeah you gotta say this bit like that catch that [ __ ] see now that all hearts and minds it's clear yeah i present to you right oh boy yeah and oh girl y'all do y'all things do y'all little things [ __ ] all day it's 9 30 10 o'clock everybody drunk ain't first thought you [ __ ] in a minute y'all starting to be like a comedy show come on in they breathe man my boy went crazy i'm not jacking it behind you probably you probably knock it over oh ryan ryan can't be moving black people clothed like that it might be cocaine in the [ __ ] now you know i got hit with a conspiracy chart [Music] whose that's what a conspiracy charge is og y'all ready to get this [ __ ] started [Music] oh some [ __ ] from my phone by your mind ready to get high mine ready [Music] man what i'm ready to get eye my [ __ ] ain't no pull up we'll get the [ __ ] jumped off just about ready to get down my [ __ ] finger roll up roll up something ready man i was just showing these [ __ ] they didn't know i had got ordained i heard i i heard the shirt while i was on the other side that's how we live hey man [Music] [Music] this reel is [ __ ] in my hand right next to [ __ ] [ __ ] he's not practicing huh yeah he was practicing why are you ordained you see how every [ __ ] react to that that's we need to start doing that more in the black community credentials of ministry that's you serious yeah yeah god this guy needed me nah that's hard my my my mama is a gangster also a deacon so i understand how it works oh yeah because she lived her life and now she know you know what to do that's what it is credentials of ministry this is legit right here so look with this you could show up at a church in another town and be a guest uh speaker mm-hmm look i'm here bro with my back get my box back let me you think i got it i got a box of credentials when you graduate they get your whole bunch of [ __ ] bruh look at this check this out so you think when you got this when you got this wait a minute wait when you got this when you drifted away and you become a real name and everything you know what i'm saying you got the funeral confession shirt this is not props in support of the joke no no sir let me show you my credentials you're a real [ __ ] this is so cool you made me pull my diploma out of them look i got my with a 96 in powell and everything and and and credentials and ministry so you pulled me over and i don't have my license i hit you with this like in the name of jesus you know what you're dealing with like you said can i go did i really run that light did i really run that lane what did the parking permit say [ __ ] pull it up no you could poke anywhere come on look i can go to the funeral that's why you did this because you're a car [ __ ] you did this so you could park your cars anywhere i would do that too though that's planned i'm telling you i'm certified i got my [ __ ] diploma you can tell the paper is printed on it ain't no joke they don't use that paper for free whoever did that they were like what it's gonna be for life so what you had well when it preached first of all you got to remember the bible front and backwards see that look there's a bit oh it's this this is no you see that card in your hand i know i'm hoping this should have a real it's not flimsy and if this is gold like this is like metallic this is you better have fifty dollars or you can pull it out of the church this is spring on both sides fifty dollar entrance fee [ __ ] is the badge bro when you got the badge to scan them to the building that let me know it's real he got the scan and baby you do have a gold nugget ring on let me tell you something you think john that's for sure minister jewelry style that's legit [ __ ] you're serious yeah i'm dead the [ __ ] seriously he ain't playing oh gee he marrying [ __ ] left and right you hear me do you take this [ __ ] [Applause] that's what [Music] hey that [ __ ] just taught me having braids that [ __ ] taught me having break a minute and if you want the old school style i got the old school stuff like i feel my heart like you know what i'm saying my boy ain't playing we're stepping inside stepping into new york and just went to pulling out all this [ __ ] i'm certified man just just know if you need me my service is going to be available real quick so all right so what uh you know can you do you could you could marry anybody on the spot you could do that yep and you could what else can you do right like if the real thing is he could bury him the real pastor gets sick i can show up i'm certified to substitute people then you show up at churches in towns you in yes look all right y'all have a show in nashville right okay y'all [ __ ] can in the hotel look up a [ __ ] church right hit them up saturday night let them know oh i think i'm laughing at check this out it's like tears of joy like i'm just laughing in astonishment and admiration yes sir my mind is oh we pulled the certificate out about dexterous you did what i'm saying for sure you are also a sniper yes sir like you are also a ninja like that's [ __ ] crazy that's a wild skill set like if reverend ron got a gig and he didn't want to do it oh they caught he's calling my boy reverend boy you get the we got it if you watch it that's right we gotta do this if you need it if you need us man you need a second man in charge come be the deacons with no problem so check this out you know if say for instance like um i play the drum what's what's the best what's the big dude name who come on the one who can't cope not him that's like the one everybody like you want to look like a walrus uh what's my man name td jake t.d.j i get this i get to speak two people before who trust me amigos like if he's on the program [Music] they had to overview it was a boy that had to overview carlos miller to be all day and my boy went through it hey listen when he first pulled it out i was like they got the [ __ ] you get that he said what the [ __ ] you mean how i get it i went to school for this [ __ ] i'm like win [ __ ] win i can't name it [ __ ] got funerals every day my credibility just went up mm-hmm mm-hmm you know the other pastors they be having so much you know it's a criteria man call loaf man how much you got is the only thing we worried about never smoke [Music] [Applause] so many of your people because of that you feel me like you definitely could have a whole following just on the fact that you would light up with you you just inspired me but just don't allow them christian christians to be old you know you're a pastor now all that cousin and [ __ ] talk you know they can't wait to say that come on not reverend now see they can get mad at the words all they want to uh-huh but they can't ignore the message your [ __ ] strike [ __ ] listen you just inspired me bro if you gonna be marrying people i'm about to get my license to be a marriage counselor so they got to come see me before they get to see you [ __ ] now y'all making me try to go yeah you gotta need something it's gonna be a lifeguard he said so when they get done throwing [ __ ] in the water i go you know what you got to sell uh uh honeymoon packages you be like a travel agent that's like a jacket promoter no it's not [ __ ] you need some honeymoon you can sing at the wind oh the wind singer the wind singer we come in the package that's it come see us that's it that's it bro you oh god hey man that's enough [ __ ] welcome back to the 85 show we in here today with the living legend man yes one of our most requested yes sir uh guests of all time older than obama uh they like but you know what we [ __ ] with obama we really want him yeah man they've been asking that's what i'm saying they ain't gonna say this about everybody but once we get done through the top ten i'm gonna stop saying it right this whole just visit has been amazing bro man you showed us much love already how you enjoying the trip man welcome to the trip are they good twice out here yeah [Music] i had jeans on that one you had [ __ ] got sauce right jeans and the belt on you know what i'm saying i couldn't get a belt i stepped it up i don't know man look my whole life has been in sweatpants since like 2008 for sure and that's crazy because you ain't even know fat [ __ ] that's usually fat [ __ ] activity it's just about comfort i'm just like you know i figured as i got higher up the ladder that was like more opportunities for me to not have to do you know other [ __ ] yeah so that's just what that's what i did right that might have you know also limited some of the stuff that i was i was doing you know i got one fashion week invitation once in 2000 whatever to go to all this [ __ ] and everything i went to i was like don't even sweat there because they never think about it like you see the pictures don't nobody who be there really be flat like one or two outfits this stuff is very unfunctional yeah then they got a shower [ __ ] come out yeah with a [ __ ] rubik's cube okay you go to any one of them it's the replica of what the [ __ ] you just saw the 21 version yeah you did and i'd be like these shoes look like something i know they do but i'm buying for 30 dollars space age yeah space age but you really legendary man like all the way legendary man you've been in the game for so long like i'll tell you how i got here to you that [ __ ] verse on a grown man i don't usually hit the cliff but tonight for some reason and i can't see any keyboard [ __ ] chicks in the studio definitely catch a child yeah i remember that when you move your booty applaud yeah i got to keep my composure i got the attack my mission handle business soldier all right young man young money but the money long currency the high school is so gross yeah your perception of me is so wrong don't worry about what you heard about me and them other birds might have done a little dirt and left a few of them heard but whatever has occurred they all got what they deserve and you don't rock like them i can see it if i ain't good for you then you win a disguise cause tonight you're looking like miss wright and that's why i be a player for life but i changed for the girl you are so fine i can't get you over here girl woke me like that that's when wayne was on i'm tomorrow this [ __ ] was johnny yeah that was the car the two yeah it was that was like something that was like that's a major moment in hip-hop that i like for sure like how i got my way through it and didn't even know that i was like a part of it like just now i'm realizing kind of what i was involved in what was going on that's crazy but you know how i am about everything so like the whole time i just was like yeah what's that dope you know what i'm saying cool good record bro but [ __ ] that was the call to two yeah people refer to that every time they talk about that you know what i'm saying and he is like he's one of those guys like one of the greats and when they talk about it they talk about that project you know right that's the one because the card of one was like a surprise but people was like is he going to be able to do it again yeah and then he came with that project first but you're living in those moments so it's just like you know you're just hiding you're kicking it so you're not even you don't even know that's the [ __ ] that's shaping stuff you know what i'm saying like being down in the woods give me some weight like being down there with wayne and being in that atmosphere like i like even just hearing you seeing like now like and even you're done on me that i was just a part of that creation yeah nah you know it because i honestly like dude kind of it was like on the same page so i just wasn't really tripping right i wasn't like oh [ __ ] like bro you [ __ ] lil wayne right like every day you know what i'm saying so it was just every day we were just doing whatever we were doing nobody really knew what they was going to do that and that that's really what happened with anything you know the time that you don't know what you're doing is when you actually step in [ __ ] and it ended up being you know what i'm saying like evidence of everything that ever worked out for you you know what i'm saying in in our lives like that that's it like the times when you're not trying to lock in is just all right that's the one that happened that's the one that's gonna do it you know people don't believe it when we say it on the show all the time though tell them every every episode it'd be those moments of uncertainty when you land on your feet yeah and seem like everything just falls out that's it that's the michael jordan moment that's when it unlocks on you i just heard this [ __ ] about will said he said man don't do nothing with fear but if you do got it you might as well do it scared i said [ __ ] yeah i'm like damn it's hard for me to do [ __ ] i'm like [ __ ] [ __ ] never deep you ever had to walk down the steps when you heard that noise but like you've been rapping you've been in the game so long currency and you got so many different projects and thing moments like do you have a favorite moment in your career does [ __ ] uh a favorite moment in time the the the work me and whiz was putting down oh yeah because that's that's like another another instance well we didn't really know what we was doing this was like we were just making songs and then his mom called and was like yo like y'all up everybody is about to do which all they're doing they're like it's about to stop she called it she was like it's gonna be everybody's gonna roll joints everybody's just gonna do this like right now [ __ ] just called that [ __ ] you know what i'm saying and it rolled out how i did but at the same time we really was just kicking it like when when we be drunk it's like all right let's just go to studio let's just do some [ __ ] you know what i'm saying uh we got a gang of weed like just locked in yeah and that just was part of it you could play xbox or you could go to the studio and it was just just another good thing to do but it was it was ending up being something that's still standing right now you know what i'm saying you get hit in the music though just by just the authenticity of just how y'all relationship well yeah that's why even moms had to call you yeah we was broke yeah yeah cause we had both had like little label attempts i had did my [ __ ] with universal and all through uh young money and cash money and then was like i need to do my own thing and doing your own thing means you're broke flat out and then he had his [ __ ] going with uh one of the brothers but he had said yeah and then they didn't really do it you know they have such expectations for you and they didn't do what they were supposed to do so he was back underground so we was like scrambling like for sure like like i know he'll tell you like he woke up in my apartment my lights was out and then we went to the studio to [ __ ] record and just do some [ __ ] and then figure it out and cut the lights back on you know what i'm saying [ __ ] like that's where i was at you know what i'm saying but the times it brought out some some good [ __ ] does it make it hard to recreate that kind of energy because you can't recreate that time nine because it was too real so no matter we could be sitting in our houses like he could come to new orleans i'd go hit [ __ ] we could be kicking it but we're not aware of where we are now and still feel like we're in my apartment or we in his original spot because we had [ __ ] and we was doing the same thing so it's just the tv on the wall now you know yeah you know it's just it's just that but we still doing the same [ __ ] it don't matter if the couch you know what kind of couch it is like we we're still gonna do the same [ __ ] so it it it's not hard to recreate any time we do something that's what people say like it it that [ __ ] sound like that [ __ ] like y'all y'all dug that up from the vault or something but that's just what happened whenever we learned what's left in the vault there's some [ __ ] in the vault yeah but it's for it's for times you know what i'm saying we honestly like if we start doing another project and we need to fill in the blanks then we'll just go for some of that [ __ ] cause uh both of us you know eric any [ __ ] i [ __ ] with is somebody who goes to the studio pretty much every day like i came up on the [ __ ] c murder masterpiece soldier slim uh and then then from that to go to cash money and [ __ ] like and wayne the studio was right around the corner from him so all these [ __ ] i'm naming they lived in there because that was exactly how where the revenue was coming from so where else would you be right if you get paid for what you're making in there right so that [ __ ] lived right yeah so that's that's the only really thing you know that's what i know and it worked you know what i'm saying i say that to anybody who who asked me something like if a show worked i i used that same formula and if my [ __ ] wasn't real you know i would understand but everything i got is legit like from that you're like you know do me one favor just speak on the impact soldier slim hang because like i feel like this generation they don't know they are like the coming generation they might not get to hear people speak on soldier slam as much as we did well i mean the thing was he was present in in the street so the same [ __ ] you hear him say on the records if somebody [ __ ] stepped on the toilet did something you know what i'm saying because he was at that level to where [ __ ] could happen the same [ __ ] he said on the record would be probably what you saw him do uh heard happen you know what i'm saying so that kind of was a good thing that aura around that was crazy and then i was on the other side i was on the the side of it where i'm in the car with him so it don't matter to me that's y'all [ __ ] got to worry about it right like you might have listened to his record on the way to the club and this [ __ ] might beat the [ __ ] out you in here tonight because you too drunk and you might do something and [ __ ] it get out of hand you know what i'm saying but that that was just that just what it was but [ __ ] was active and at the same time everybody knew he meant what he said so he didn't have no problems you know what i'm saying it kind of was like on a red sea thing yeah no matter where you went it could be wall-to-wall killers and dogs everybody is like what [ __ ] you know bank let them get through there so it was just crazy for me like being one of the [ __ ] who was like in the graces of it you know what i'm saying because i've been offended from that [ __ ] so much like at that time you couldn't really move around like that if you want no gangster and you could sit around me you know like um i'm not like i'm not i'm not like that i'm not no [ __ ] per se gangster but i know how to move you know and [ __ ] respect how i move you know what i'm saying and just in being around him people held me in a certain light you know what i'm saying and a lot of [ __ ] couldn't keep their jewelry and couldn't you know what i'm saying things was was was a weight you know what i'm saying and being able to be uh in the room with [ __ ] like that and they respect you the streets got to carry the certain way so he carried that that type of thing he [ __ ] with you [ __ ] you know it was all good yeah you know what i'm saying for sure i know like my relationships with [ __ ] like that is what stanford you know in my time like that for sure what was the city like at that time because you know growing up i love new orleans even though i'd never been you know what i'm saying but you know watching it because all of the you know the historic people that come out that city the cash money er the no limit it was everything you learned what was it like being you was amongst it for real as a youngster so what was it like no it was everything you heard on the records like on sunday whatever you know saying the lake or super sunday whatever's the event was everybody was bringing their cars out and everything was cool until it wasn't cool you know what i'm saying like until somebody who know they have no business coming out decide that they won't try to come out too and then it turned into a thing you know i don't mean to smile when i say it but i a little also so you know i can't help but to be you know relieved as i talk about it you know what i'm saying but that's what it is you know what i'm saying like [ __ ] not necessarily proud of it but that's that's that's what it is it was exactly what the music was you know exactly yeah it was that that's it that's what it was that was stunning and there was like like head but riding on it that was it yeah i was all into the diamonds and [ __ ] like yeah i'm all about that but you know we also got to spend the bend on these [ __ ] too that's right you have to [ __ ] man so what part of the water like you like you frown from i'm from the east i'm from eastside every time i rap i say it how did you break down you know everybody think it's 14 21 it honestly is you know what i'm saying it honestly is but people hold up chain on oh cause it's static you straight what we sound like sounds better all right yeah yeah yeah it's a lot and [ __ ] it's a lot of talent and it's a lot of legit people and all of them um far as i'm concerned uh because of c murder soldier slamming those people a lot of [ __ ] in my seat ain't no way i was from until i really started that's why every [ __ ] record i'm i have to say i have to because because of the people who i like made my bones with they was like nah well dude got to be from the magnolia project oh you got to be from the calio because the masterpiece you gotta understand but that's just a testament to me being myself you know what i'm saying and being able to be in any of those places and be legit because you you can't you couldn't really do that in in the time i was growing up you know what i'm saying but if you're real you're real anywhere and you know how to move like i told you earlier you know i'm saying you know how to move anywhere you know what not to do so that's just how they work you know but yeah it was exactly what you heard on the records right different different parts got like different assets some folks say you heard me and somebody like she cheating yeah well that's see that's see what i'm saying like yeah yeah and that might be and there might be an age thing and what kind of muff who who he is around you know what i'm saying because it's like it's like older new orleans might be uh might might be closer to people who who also came there like you might hear more by you and [ __ ] like that that's what that is okay and then as it gets further down to like the other generations you know that's just locked in right into the town so that's when it starts coming out like that yeah because it's his own it's his song it's his own place bro you know what i'm saying like just like when katrina first happened we was all over and you were going to the grocery store and just be talking to the [ __ ] and somebody from the next hour come over and be like oh [ __ ] you from all like cool you know what i'm saying because we you could hear it in the [ __ ] yeah we always think about that in the country i said no nobody got a more distinct accent than new orleans hey y'all got the music that reminds me of the music where i'm from cause y'all call out y'all neighborhoods back to back in the music with jupiter i think it's juvie got a song called got it going on got it going on and [ __ ] just talk about they hoods over and over from the third ward [ __ ] and my heart is dumb and where you from [ __ ] it's just that [ __ ] is hypnotized yeah yeah hey you know what i'm saying that [ __ ] crazy bruh like you hear your neighborhood that [ __ ] that's me you [ __ ] right yes you you just as big as the artist who just said that because he's talking about you you know what i'm saying so that's what's up yeah they help [ __ ] get big too cause as long as you rep everybody hood if you made records like that and you spoke on everybody everybody you could probably perform in neighborhood you could do your record in neighborhood you know what i'm saying because they wait and they hear they pop blah blah blah you know so when did you start like rapping for real like taking this seriously you was around all the big time [ __ ] when did they say man look [ __ ] get in the booth well they were saying that the whole time but i just was like the t-shirt dude i was happy to have like max when mac album dropped when max shot dropped i just wanted that t-shirt i just wanted to have like extra of the t-shirt outside of the ones i was giving away being on the street team i just wanted to have like four or five of those and a few charges to the game shirts and [ __ ] like that but seed was always pushing it slim was pushing this [ __ ] too but i didn't really trip until slum got a cadillac dts when he got out of jail and he got he pulled up to a tough guy studio where my brother was recording because my brother was he's like and they had a partnership between this label and no limit tough guys in no limit he had mr marcella was doing this whole thing and i still wasn't tripping off during really no action i was cool i'm like yeah you straight so i'm gonna be cool you know what i'm saying but slim got the [ __ ] dts right after i had seen it in the motor trend magazine and then maybe two weeks after that when the new escalator dropped he had that too and i was like what nah rap music [ __ ] like the cause words rhyme jack you know what i'm saying like you did that so that was it for me you know and then that and then from that point on once your foot in the door and you get you get on one floor you see what everybody else doing and your world just get bigger and you see what else you could do like i saw him do that but then i saw silk the shocker go to the [ __ ] mailbox and there's a check in there for a movie that he wasn't even expecting and he blew it on a 355 for our spider like that day like found the check was like oh yeah well i don't know i didn't know this was in there and then that night there was a ferrari outside [ __ ] [ __ ] oh what this is [ __ ] what i'm going to spend so i'm like hook the mic up you know what i'm saying like let me start laying some [ __ ] down in this [ __ ] yeah so what was that record that you knew that was like all right this the one that's the one that's out of here well i i thought that all of them probably was gonna do that but none of them like me like i said bro like i exist within the underground so i don't feel like i ever had that that record that breakthrough i think i think what i have is i've been able to to to be in situations and in rooms with people that can make moves and they just respect me respect me being myself and just trying to push buttons and and that's that's what happened for me a lot in my youth you know what i'm saying so it was just right you know i wasn't no i wasn't no knucklehead like i had a lot of crash dummy [ __ ] around me as a young [ __ ] that's just how it is you know what i'm saying but they all saw the difference in me right and saw like you know what we used this [ __ ] for this this day in the third and they knew which [ __ ] were still gonna be alive and [ __ ] like that i hate to say it like that's flat out that's that's what it was you know so that's that was the difference that's why that's not a hardcore fan base like rock with you for sure stay with you yeah and you see you got the jet like that that means that me in the world you dig what i'm saying i rock you know like my third day waiting i love that when you had the pink ones man when we gonna send you another box i was giving you the benefit of the dog that mean the world to me because we putting our heart into that [ __ ] because like [ __ ] don't like you know everybody like to put on good [ __ ] i like y'all [ __ ] you know you know i love bbc don't trip continue to [ __ ] lace me up but i did take the top off and put this joint on you know what i'm saying because i thought this [ __ ] was hard too oh yeah so that's just what it is but i i need to send you all the boxes is that always your thing yeah honestly yeah for sure turn around that's always been you though to get flat [ __ ] yeah yeah like really uh trying to have what the [ __ ] didn't have you know you know how that goes yeah like this guy you you would use the east bay magazine or something to get the different colors one time i got [ __ ] pop because i used electrical tape on my [ __ ] 12s i colored the 12s up in high school i covered the the black up on the taxi joints with some carolina blue electrical tape oh there was no carolina blue version so i did that whole school was on fire all right i was walking fast past people classrooms and [ __ ] [ __ ] was losing it but i went to the mall that weekend dangerous and i did not [ __ ] redo the tape you know what i'm saying so it started bunching up in spots so some [ __ ] like passed by champs and it was like damn this little [ __ ] got these and i ain't never even seen like [ __ ] big chain [ __ ] all right i'm in high school so these [ __ ] is legit getting money they tripping off of my shoes but the closer they got [ __ ] said man the dude was stuttering man that's tape loud as [ __ ] in the mall like oh man i always was into being different but that's the one time that [ __ ] kicked me in the ass brussels that's to say this means a lot because this is our ideas hands-on and it's real it's not tape it's us doing what the [ __ ] we wanna leave you know saying yeah and people [ __ ] with it so it means a lot what got you into it i mean like what made you start that because you know you said you were broken and yeah well [ __ ] man being broken make you start a lot of times i mean yeah that's what i'm saying but yeah you most people don't stay consistent yeah yeah yeah but no that's that's exactly why because when i started just just doing t-shirts and [ __ ] out of the apartment that's what was when i said the lights went off on me and wiz that's how i got the lights on because the [ __ ] called me and asked me to drop them off like 15 t-shirts and 15 of those t-shirts was enough to cut the lights back on then we cut the lights back on and then i wasn't like tripping off telling the weed man to pull up then he pulled up gave us the weed for free then we went to the studio and did the high fly tape and then everything did what it was supposed to talk about that's just important to show you always have you submerged for sale [ __ ] right no matter what level of the game if somebody want to try to support you bro like you got to give them something to [ __ ] with otherwise you're just begging you talk oh then i support me what exactly do you want a [ __ ] to do because that's my problem with [ __ ] you know what i'm saying is like put me in the game what you know what you want me to do only thing i really could do is like put you in position but you have to do [ __ ] and [ __ ] not you know that they don't get it mr boat you know right that's it you gotta roll the dice on yourself because them t-shirts very well because it just sat there right also but i had the [ __ ] right you know available so that that's what you got to do you know what i'm saying that's beautiful yeah and it's great to have like friend like like you know what i'm saying we're just right there by your side just to be there with you now yeah the earliest part we came into it together we came into it together and didn't really need nobody in the in the game we came into it we already just wasn't [ __ ] with nothing that already was in place you know saying they weren't really [ __ ] with us outside the like dog and them like snoop and [ __ ] loved us and [ __ ] and that's what you know things started started clicking but you know it was cool anyway we weren't really tripping you know [ __ ] it's now i feel like there's more camaraderie and music now there's a ton of beef in this foolishness but there's also more people know each other and and in a [ __ ] link up and do [ __ ] than it was world's you know what i'm saying because [ __ ] might send you the record and that's cool the music is cool but you didn't [ __ ] go and jam up and be like oh this [ __ ] is a buster like this [ __ ] talks in this rap voice or some [ __ ] you know what i'm saying all that kind of [ __ ] shut it down for me i come to [ __ ] with you and [ __ ] roll some weed up and [ __ ] and you talk how you rapping like oh yeah like i'm texting my homies like look i'm just laying my verse my [ __ ] like start the call we straight yeah let's [Laughter] i'm trying to get geeked out excuse me that's real though that's some [ __ ] you don't even think about that only a rapper could go through some [ __ ] like that that's that's a thought that's never even entered my mind when i'm listening to it [ __ ] i wanted this [ __ ] talk like this yeah cause it's like overweight entertainers are you a person or are you that right right you know what i'm saying and some [ __ ] can't separate it and then if it hadn't then there's a thing that it even have to be separated why do you think there's not no [ __ ] i gotta separate but a [ __ ] might be putting on the suit that ain't them and then right you know what i'm saying and then when they can't cut it off and they still weather suit and try to do regular [ __ ] that's [ __ ] crazy i can't i can't [ __ ] with you i'm saying he's an artist y'all the same y'all [ __ ] is who y'all is yeah yeah that's insane ain't no [ __ ] change but see that's why we've been doing this [ __ ] for so long because it's like when we were you know as fans of the entertainment field whether it be rap music or comedy or whatever it's like we saw the board like [ __ ] we need that one spot where we could really just toss some [ __ ] yeah ain't nobody flexing and ain't nobody for sure nah y'all stitches is real this is the real jersey right like you know this is this the real thing you know what i'm saying so it's cool we appreciate it it's cool that's crazy and even talking to me right that just making me sit here think of rappers that i wonder if they yeah and you could tell with this for sure i can't remember the story verbatim but like [ __ ] like he came to new orleans before and one of the homies who threw the show went to pick him up from the airport and he wanted to drive himself so he got in the car right it was like no i don't trip i got it you know what i'm saying and my partner who threw the show the promoting it was just like hanging out and was like well you know we you want i had to go pick up my son do you want to go to the school to pick my son up and dmx goes is this right goes to the school and signs his kid out for him [Laughter] for sure the day of the show my [ __ ] dmx like what [ __ ] you know just driving his [ __ ] like this [ __ ] get down bro like what all you got to do and [ __ ] just busting moves for him and his [ __ ] and still did the show smash the show the the kid was so young that the school couldn't even really uh grasp what was happening right [ __ ] dmx is there just signing them out man you know how this is do you hear somebody like your daughter just left the building with dna that's what i'm saying like what is this school system all these rappers are picking up the airport saw the vehicle and it was like i want to drive this i want to drive this [ __ ] and drove it was like what do you have to do and bust all the errors this but just for like the sake of history and the records man just tell us about how c murray used to take you to school just because just so we could be sad man on the 85 south shore look dude has some bad ass vehicles but you get what i'm saying because it was just like it was life so i don't even know that is ghetto black history for sure yes sir but i think that is the story then school was when the flint 13s dropped the originals i'm an og yeah i'm only talking about the first time the first draft only talk about the first when they came out on wednesday's all right so you know what i'm saying yes sir it came out i never had a pair so all right well look i did not i was not going to have this pair my [ __ ] understand i was not about to have this pair but this [ __ ] showed up at the window right when the sun was about to come up like 5 45 with a screen mask on and banged on [ __ ] the kitchen window and my bedroom window but on my bedroom windows so loud they woke my [ __ ] mom up and then she came in this [ __ ] sea murder in the scream ass in the woods let's go to the footlocker and get the jaws and i'm like oh yeah where's it because we're gonna pay for them look see this [ __ ] i don't know for sure the whole house is in legit panic i gotta go nobody thought they would see murder for like a cool [ __ ] 10 minutes nobody said y'all in the house not cuz a [ __ ] went to different windows so you started the kitchen windows like no scream ass at the window get everything we could get right and then it's like oh they banging at your window and it's this [ __ ] when he realized it's like he's might be in jeopardy of my pops like banging through the window like [ __ ] like let us know what was happening let's go get the [ __ ] jaws like oh all right bam so we gotta play for the hill but yeah but that's the other story then 5 40 in the morning yeah 5 45 6 you know what i'm saying whatever we went kicked it and then we went to foot locker when the staff first got there and like they weren't about to no we can't i ain't never got drove to school by nobody famous [ __ ] that's that's it that's what i'm saying right in front of the building and see i heard the whole true dogs album early as [ __ ] all the verses and [ __ ] i knew every i knew all that [ __ ] and see murder one of the greatest too man 3c murder out there that's the first bentley i wrote in words he the one damn all right let me see this he had the red label he had the red label bentley the green he had a green one and he was shooting a little local show out there i sat in the passenger seat talking [ __ ] with him and i was touching the wood and the dashboard paused all right so i'm touching the dashboard [ __ ] and he was like what are you doing i'm like just in case i'm never in another bend and he was like man you're gonna have like way colder [ __ ] than this and lo and behold here it is so a couple years ago god bless my homeboy little snoop was in my car it was in my blackberry flying spur i don't know what yeah it was before he passed you know what i'm saying and i looked at him and he and that [ __ ] like man bro i'm like what you like why are you [ __ ] my car because he was like doing like [ __ ] like this in the seats he's like just in case i don't ever get one of these but i'm like my [ __ ] like you about to have 30 of these [ __ ] but then the [ __ ] happened you know what i'm saying but yeah all right just just right now yeah you know what i'm saying but you know the world is how it is from where we're from yeah but he said the same [ __ ] and it [ __ ] me up because if it put me in see murder because i'm like oh see he had already made his moves in the game and he saw enough of me to know that i was gonna make it so he was like you tripping off this like way colder [ __ ] than this would be out he knew like the culinary [ __ ] was coming at that point he knew i would have that [ __ ] so this kid [ __ ] meek mill won't shut up about him bringing him all over the world he's rapping everywhere i'm like bro shut up about a flying spur my [ __ ] like you about to have private jets with your name on the side [ __ ] right but other people saw that that was going to happen for him too and everybody don't know i like that right that's the [ __ ] up part that's what happened same way me saw it uh hating [ __ ] yeah and that's the [ __ ] that's a lot of that is going on now man in the streets it's rampant now man like in that age bracket it's out of control because it's it's like that's all they know they're not they feel like it's not real though it's because it's not real the impact they're not really feeling it like because the ones who who live in the earth they can't feel it right everybody else so [ __ ] cooked that they just think that's what it is man right now what's happening is what happened to like the [ __ ] from colors like when gang banging and [ __ ] was crazy like that like a lot of the [ __ ] who are low ride with they so calm now because they know they was on [ __ ] in the [ __ ] late 70s and ages like they know they was living reckless like that's what that's what's happening and the ones who make it to be the ones who know it's just unfortunate that [ __ ] it might be [ __ ] five of them the way they cutting up you know yeah and that's the gift and the curse of social media man because i can understand how these young [ __ ] mine is different because you know growing up if you lost a fight you just lost to whoever you lost to whoever happened to be there to see it that's who knew but now now the one [Laughter] got a problem with over there oh let me call somebody over there so we could defuse the situation cause everybody get money i know them folks yeah right quick got that going back to bed it is what it did y'all gotta walk around with they taste tossing around and be mad at another [ __ ] for because they 80 money and they doing it that's the whole part i don't get because i tell my homies all the time like we was trying to make it to not get killed right once i got on i was like well that's it nigga's not about to smash me because i'm [ __ ] me right so it's straight these [ __ ] become who they are and get smoked because of that right like all right bam that's who you is now you not that that's [ __ ] crazy you know i don't even know how to i don't know what part of the game that is you know and i i know i'm not that far detached from it to understand and that's why i'm trying to because it wraps me up a lot because like we living through that [ __ ] right right now and you get to see it it was different every different every different reason is back then you know back then is more so of survival now it's more of a front i have to for sure show you a facade that's really not there you know it's like you say you had to really be gangsta to come inside yeah yeah i remember that yeah you were timid you weren't coming out yeah because it was real rough everybody outside o.g you don't know who the gangster for sure everybody in the street because the but they're not really in the street they just like this but they outside like you know kids was on the yard like they're dying to live in the yard [ __ ] they getting checked out too that that's that's what's [ __ ] up they dying too they they falling asleep for whatever the [ __ ] mm-hmm yeah you know what i'm saying damn nobody's going to do it are they [ __ ] pulling up and [ __ ] smoking [ __ ] right and it's sad man recipes my young homie sauce pack man 17 years old lost his life man you know and it's like seventeen right he was a superstar like when i first my boy sir yeah i didn't hear tilly tilly pass you know that's when you [ __ ] find out no until then until then you know we had just shot a movie for him down here and he was just full of energy man ever since i met him like the young [ __ ] was just one people you're just like come on yo [ __ ] like you said [ __ ] don't get in here right yeah we had i had him down at the wild and outside got him to come down and watch us tape and we was on our way you know how we'd ride the van back i'm like [ __ ] there's something you see yourself doing he's like hell yeah while i was doing it i was telling jokes in my head and [ __ ] and then it's just like you get that call and it's like damn man but you can't even be confused because that's the culture now it's like then now you just gotta pop perk dirties and drink lean and what you gotta want a strong strong-minded people though you feel saying like now more and more so i pray you know the more old i get i just pray to protect my energy and you know what i'm saying my peace my mind body and soul because the older i get the less tolerance i got and exactly emotion felt for certain [ __ ] i've been telling them all the time one day one day you're gonna try to give a [ __ ] and it's gonna be impossible you will literally run out of [ __ ] to deal and it'll be some [ __ ] you know you're supposed to give a [ __ ] about all right no that's what you think it's like you only got a predetermined amount of [ __ ] to give in life and if you use them up too fast you're just going to be going through life not giving them and the program being the same makes you run out of the [ __ ] like i don't even remember the last homie i lost to [ __ ] but i remember not really not crying like my mom called and was like how you doing i was like i'm like outside with the dog cause i'm like at this point and she was like i don't know she's like you used to i was like yeah like [ __ ] that's just what it is you know what i'm saying that's that's [ __ ] up you know what i'm saying but like that for real and i tried because that was my homie right but i couldn't find it because like somebody else got the last set of tears i had yes so i couldn't do nothing right i couldn't do nothing but [ __ ] keep chilling that's just what it was bro it's a fear like for me i know it's you know i ain't scared of much but just the feeling of going back into that space of loss is hard to come out of that you know because you shut you down it's like damn make you start looking around at your world and what's going on and stuff and like man what the [ __ ] what's this what's happening you know what i mean realize that it's still going so you have to keep you got this it's still gone it's still gone the minute they tell you that's all we could do for him you know what i'm saying that's it [ __ ] is at the snack machine everything is [ __ ] going on like that that is done so you you can't even trip the world is gonna spin whether we order than that our world is our responsibility man this is a heavy episode right now that's usually it's the weakness that's why so much at this point this is mine this is the one i did yeah because they want to laugh and then they go back man dude like dude just dropping it man like we got man in philosophy today man it's the couch oh gee you sit on this [ __ ] but it changed do you know what this is it changed your whole persona smoke on this couch it's a grandma couch right here exactly y'all should throw some plastic on this [ __ ] no then i back be sweating get a new couch but they don't understand well get a new one with some plastic on it no no no the spirit of this couch is real i don't need my this is going to be a good way this couch just saying a lot of [ __ ] grandma ain't going to play with you on the couch been right here through the whole time sit down every time they bring up the idea of getting a new couch mama going to be like ain't nobody getting no goddamn new couch [ __ ] look like you ain't got no teeth shut out ain't nobody got to climb no damn don't say i got something around we know how to hide his teeth perfectly cause they got number guns they don't want you to see it what you looking at look over there i'll bite you i'll bite you speaking of weed you are i didn't smoke weed my whole life i wasn't like young and burnt out i didn't smoke weed until i was like 20 and there was a chick who [ __ ] like turned me out listen i had to do it everything yeah and listen because i was just a homie and she was like we would go further if you got high with me you know she was like because once i get high you get on my nerves she told me that because we'd kick it and then she'd get high and i'd be like oh so would you about to like do freestyles like what are you gonna do with your high like now that you're high or you're gonna paint are you gonna create something and she's like bro like this is right where i stop [ __ ] with you so i started i smoked some weed with her and then everything else happened and [ __ ] i didn't even know who i was in the bed with i was so high like three other people that i met in that week i thought about and i was like is that is this that that's what's happening but that's how [ __ ] cooked i was and we watched [ __ ] uh uh martin no watch chris rock and i thought we was watching martin lawrence you so crazy and i was like i want to stay like this and i never got that high again and that's why i smoke so much chasing the dragon and it'll never happen again you know what i'm saying but that's what did it but the [ __ ] saved my life and made me rich like straight up it wasn't even happening like that for me because i was rapping about [ __ ] i wasn't doing because i was like with cash money so i'm like all right yeah i got the chopper and [ __ ] what do we do so i'm doing that once i [ __ ] start [ __ ] with the weed i'm like all my songs gonna be about weed my [ __ ] and then it all [ __ ] worked out i just wanted to talk about what i was doing and it [ __ ] paid me so [ __ ] right man though what's the i gotta ask you this because i asked all the weed smokers this when i run into them what's the highest you ever been well it might have been that time since you said yeah you know who the hell is it it probably was that you know who it is i ate some [ __ ] hash brownies and the steering wheel melted in my hands like a [ __ ] extension cord and i was like i felt like i was driving i was in an 84 minute car though that's that so this is dangerous the steering wheel just turned into an extension cord i'm like just like this in the [ __ ] car like for sure like you know what i'm saying i just exited and just waited until i felt different you know what i'm saying but that that might be the steering wheel edibles man yeah cause you can't turn them up man this [ __ ] man i always this [ __ ] did it it made me quit smoking for years i still still don't smoke cause that [ __ ] had me tasting my teeth off that [ __ ] he gave me uh that's the right stuff edible edible close to closer like doing like a bean or something you don't know what's in it you just eat yeah he's all right you know you got to watch you got to watch where you get it or just make it yourself you know what i'm saying with the bottom of my android eog problems that's what i do like once it gets from nugs to like you know kind of looking yeah bam we'll make butter with that and then there's cookies cornbread taco [ __ ] gangnam that's how i knew it yeah once you make the butter yes then you could do anything you don't have to just settle for a [ __ ] making weed brownies and all this [ __ ] once you have butter bro whatever you was gonna make with butter is now weed whatever it's weed toast because you put weed butter on this [ __ ] talk yourself the whole margarine tub will be green and it will be [ __ ] that butter and you got flubbed living my whole life talking about some this is how i knew this [ __ ] was too strong me when i slept for eight hours and 30 minutes eight hours and 30 [ __ ] i thought i had been asleep all [ __ ] night only 30 minutes only 30 minutes huh oh you slept for eight hours in 30 minutes oh okay i'm like damn yeah i thought my [ __ ] slept for eight hours and i was like well that's what the [ __ ] surgeon general recommends at a random ass time the next goddamn day and not knowing that yeah honestly until five o'clock mushrooms occasionally you [ __ ] with the rooms yeah okay those are real yeah i'm scared of them i never had a bad trip i've seen a [ __ ] have but have a baby only make me hallucinate nothing to make me think whatever i'm thinking is for real man what your brains are flying flying off man your brains aren't in there mushrooms won't do that bro i'm throwing robin people told me a story about she was off the mushrooms in amsterdam and walked they had this big porcelain horse in the lobby and she said the [ __ ] hadn't kicked in so she was like this [ __ ] ain't work she got down in the lobby and she said the horse just started doing like this i said oh they gotta [ __ ] it on myself at that point i know me at that point it's over for me anytime i see if i'm if we in here and then mom and dad really start talking [ __ ] ass [ __ ] all these years i'm like cause i'm scared to say something because i know i'm tripping so i'm just yeah no this is what you don't know when he climb up out that frame and walk to the bathroom excuse me everybody keep talking about hey man you don't plan to take mushrooms you just let it happen [ __ ] have been campaigning for salvia have you heard that i've heard of it you can get salvia in a smoke shop and it shouldn't be in there like look up it was a joke it was a joke to me in the homies for a while some of my scalar partners in l.a that was a joke you know what it is [ __ ] just laughing [ __ ] you just feel weird for a little while videos on youtube i will tell you right now because i know you know right yeah i'm telling you the truth yes you let me tell you something right all right we had salvia 85 x which is i guess i guess it's the higher up one it's the one that had to go get out the back in the smoke shop put it in the bong with some weed snap the bone and do you know scrubbing bubbles do you know that there's a you see the commercial yeah you spread it in the bathtub and the little bubbles come with eyes those [ __ ] came and picked up the chair i was sitting in but but i want you listen to me i'm not saying nothing i'm not freestyling right i know you know that i know better than this and this did not happen to me right because when i came to myself i asked [ __ ] what was happening to me the whole time they're like you was just looking around like this all right so look snap the bung all right all right scrubbing bubbles come to pick up the chat and i said oh [ __ ] they gave the homie the bomb all right all right then they walked through the wall with me right and i went through the wall and i came out on the first stage of mario 64. i hope this don't come back this is i'm still a legit person this is just what happened all right i know this didn't [ __ ] happen right but it might have first stage of mario 64. right and i'm not even mario or a person i don't have [ __ ] i'm just like the camera or something so i don't have nothing [ __ ] the camera so at that point at that point the homie who i passed the ball to he snapped it right and it hit him kind of the same way he said i'm tripping face this was my jewish buddy right that's a slang i didn't hear it before he said i'm tripping face he said that i thought he said wait till it gets to his face so i opened my eyes i saw my feet and i thought my feet were burning and i was like oh they saying wait till it gets to my face so i [ __ ] panic because i'm waiting for this [ __ ] to get in my face [Applause] mine use this [ __ ] only it's only about three minutes the story might be 20 minutes that only happened to me all right so bad right white one is about to get to my face i'm in the auditorium at my high school all right so that doesn't happen it doesn't happen to me i mean all the tournament in my high school where we got suspended right for some [ __ ] whatever so i'm right at that moment where it's about to happen right i go from there to the closet in my old room at my mom's house because where i'm actually at dude have a lot of the same shoes as me right so i see those shoes with my real eyes and i don't know where i'm at so i think that's where i'm at right i go from there to thinking i'm on the floor and they're dropping hallucinogenic drops on me and i asked my buddy what did y'all do to me right he said you gave this [ __ ] to us so at that point i [ __ ] snapped out of it and i realized while i was sitting in the chat the room was still waving and [ __ ] and my partner who snapped the bomb was in full freak out and he told me that i was george washington he thought i had the wig with the white rollers and all that [ __ ] in here he was in full [ __ ] freak out and the bomb was passing down everybody else was tripping as i was coming back to myself and i was watching [ __ ] bug out [ __ ] i'll tell you one thing it would have been an empty seat when it got brown no nobody was able to see that everybody was that [ __ ] up because you hit it and pass it too fast like as soon as it hits you you give it up so you don't drop it one hit yeah that was the whole thing was like yo don't [ __ ] around and drop the ball like don't let it hit you and then so you hit it and pass it so nobody knew what was happening like these [ __ ] didn't know what happened to me you know what i'm saying like one dude kind of saw it and then as people was wearing enough they would see what was happening like and everybody was [ __ ] no idea that's what was happening in those i watched youtube watch people do it people get up and walk through windows people [ __ ] hurt themselves when they first hit it it's like they like never did it again get a [ __ ] got up one video [ __ ] got up and just jumped out the window for sure and now you're just sitting in the living room running and this [ __ ] had jumped out the way he jumped out through the glass through the man hell nah i remember one time he was a drunk we had a white [ __ ] who over again [ __ ] was comfortable i told y'all you know like the cleaning supplies [Applause] like for all of that [ __ ] to go on in that moment dude that [ __ ] might have been fifty dollars that's why you came by on computing supplies more than two cans they'll stop you excuse me sir why you buying three cans fifty dollars and all that [ __ ] you know one of these [ __ ] it's just dried up plants it's like just dried up leaves like computer surprises [ __ ] crazy man this [ __ ] you you got the effect without having to do it that's god gave you that [ __ ] in your spirit to just be the [ __ ] that hit the computer supply you're crazy hey man that [ __ ] hit that [ __ ] right is i'm on the computer surprise me [ __ ] used to hit the dippers where i'm from [ __ ] and that [ __ ] make you trip where y'all saw the video the lady fell asleep on the [ __ ] i've been looking up to see what happened she's still employed at what's up me oh i thought the lady would put relish on the bread [ __ ] she went to sleep sleep like legit like she checked out and the people didn't tell her just make sure y'all follow up have somebody one of the specialists follow up is she still employed like oh i tried and i don't know what happened nobody well that [ __ ] was like [ __ ] look at this she was just you know pam up that subway she could not have done drugs bro she might have just been like she probably wanted that had to be drunk you gotta go to sleep what did she do knock left yo nah that don't happen that slow did the knive was too slow for it not to be dope bro that was it was the hair it was like it wasn't like look she was legit still making the sandwich though she shook that what happened it's the muscle memory what do you do after must have been like it was muscle memory she's been checked out she was not really in there doing that that was when i'm like put it down put it down i knew it was real when the front door put it down when the front of her subway hat hit the meat on the bread i said oh she on that good dog fam so it didn't happen to you do you tell it but the bread was strong and it supported her it supported the weight of her hair and she just was sleeping and she's the only one working and she falls asleep on your sandwich do you walk out or do you let her start no i'm gonna wait till she wakes up she'll wake up nowhere till she wake up cause she's gonna wake up with the meanest she cause that's the thing that don't don't make them nod slow but they wake up like the [ __ ] gonna wake up and finish making it like nothing happened she gotta throw that one away yeah and make another one you gonna let him start off bro oh yeah i'm watching her dude however many times it take for you to get through the full sandwich i'm staying oh and her ass done touching tomatoes hell nah [ __ ] i want another one what's taking that mask all about you kiss my [ __ ] sandwich [ __ ] she kisses but you know what that video works in her favor because you never see her face do you think you don't know where she is you think she's still working don't nobody know what she had ain't hurting me she's gonna be in there like that ain't me it's another that ain't me it's another uh uh video well if i look at that where's my face where is my face excuse me excuse me what kind of tablet do you want what kind of do what kind of sandwich you want you need to leave cause you're trying to that is not me i ain't never went to sleep at work never when she started doing the trick i'm wearing a hat back you need to go excuse me i we do not do this every day we don't go to sleep here we don't go to sleep i lock this store up open and lock it how can you go to sleep sir you need to leave what you all need video cameras and stuff recording me you know what i could get a lawsuit for that you all recorded me without my permission the little man on the subway at the back just looking like mr george mr george i'm sorry you had to come here for that but i never want to see excuse me you need to leave oh [ __ ] and you smell like cigarettes don't nobody believe that they always think cigarettes is crack don't nobody believe that [Applause] this podcast is for all the subway employees that they never fell asleep on the goddamn sandwich but i can't believe you chico man you said you gonna sleep video you ever seen the one where you go when they go in the gas station the two white women nodding out together you go to the gas station they ring up the first item and then both of them at the same time was like damn and nodded into each other sounds like somebody on that [ __ ] back there excuse me whoever back that need to leave if y'all are trying to start a lawsuit y'all need to leave back there doing that computer stuff amen i am out of air i don't have if he wouldn't have never said y'all needed to leave i'd have been all right cuz you know how they get down trying to get the troublemaker out so she can do her work that's [ __ ] me up the most that's how you know she's guilty yeah that's how you know she [ __ ] up because y'all need to meet right now y'all are causing a lot of commotion in here and she went back to the line to actually what's saying with her [ __ ] behind him she's still trying to do her job though yes sir but i'm still laughing at both of these [ __ ] too this lady then got hat and fell asleep on the goddamn oh she just thought i'm gonna take the turkey this time i [ __ ] the tuna you know what i mean you got a tuna stain on your head and everything you gotta switch hats i'm talking to her i don't care everybody get another hat yeah another glove everything don't make me laugh no more listen but why didn't she forget that she fell asleep though what are you saying you don't want this sandwich excuse me you need to leave i was smelling hey man bro hey man she got to be the logo that she got to be the new subway spokesperson she gave me this [ __ ] so good put you straight to sleep [ __ ] bruh please i want her to be doing like she's about to do the commercial she bout to start talking subway the five dollar foot long has returned and if you've seen the video you know it's so there's gonna be some slow music the sound was so goddamn good it'll make the employee fall asleep that's her even going to sleep she's smelling the tomatoes smelling the lettuce but that's not the first time or the first sign of that lady being on drugs that they saw they just let her teach herself they wasn't gonna send her hungry like no you know what [ __ ] let her ride it out if she dies she [ __ ] dies and then [Applause] [Laughter] ah [ __ ] break your neck they just [ __ ] let her go i'ma tell you the one thing she gonna do what that's gonna make subway for her it ain't falling asleep on the sandwiches but if she ever go out there and spill that goddamn sweet tea it's over with you know you got to change that big ass sweet teeth she [ __ ] around the phone she got the shakers she got young [ __ ] doing she can't she can't do this sweet teeth they probably caught her pulling the bread out the oven and she was on her way out tanya you're gonna bury yourself now i'm gonna die she don't burn yourself that's how she did it oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry son do you still want this 12 cheese bread cause it's something i just dropped it on the float your lip is on the goddamn pan i didn't mess around and oh look at that i didn't dropped it on the floor she'd probably be at work getting it two times and you don't want it i'm gonna need you to leave uh-huh i'm gonna keep this one though when we leave i'm gonna keep that she get ready to go home she got 10 bags with sandwich sandwiches and i feed the neighborhood when i come home i'll be giving out sandwich don't i give y'all something we sure do you sure do yeah she if you had a dope thing and you work at a place like that you know she just made some cookies with her own ingredients in them no these ain't for sale those got cranberries you want the chocolate chips but what is he got crack head like walking by the stone like the day she filled out the application what what can you start you're getting a interview right now probably the [ __ ] selling of the dope exactly yeah i can't i can't do that they gave me the manager you want this [ __ ] oh right you want to be this [ __ ] but if you think about it that job don't require [ __ ] people tell you what they want it got it got to well you know that's true anybody can make a goddamn it's all sitting right wheat bread you can tell when [ __ ] don't know what type of bread it is let me get the wheat bread let me show you what i want the bread i thought i was the only one who picked the bread out of this subway yeah give me one in the back this one right here on the left yeah that one they be trying to talk you out of bread man that'll be nice i want some turkeys [Music] you need to leave these are green so i made a mistake oh my god hey man that's it was some of the funniest [ __ ] ever man they're not our videos man that [ __ ] is crazy i got a question to you spitter what you got who you got winning that versus well if it's me uh what do i think i mean people will do just in general well i feel like people gonna give it to uh jesus he have more uh he's got like cuts that they probably know gucci mane is more like what i know some people so like you gotta understand it's going further than right here so [ __ ] is only going to deal with what's what's presented to them and homie had a different mainstream line so i think they're going to react to those records and i feel like i already know what you think but i feel like i'm i'm hurt for you because i'm gonna be like [ __ ] is gonna be upset but it's like y'all got to realize i don't know that it's not it's not just us it's the whole joint i'm sorry [ __ ] got they got what's what's pretty you know what's giving i hope it's gonna happen honestly oh you don't think it's gonna happen i'm skeptical that's what you're asking i'm thinking i'm going through man nah once they were talking about it today they're not gonna be in the same room though he said [ __ ] you've seen the video what you going to say i'm going to be in the same room listen man look what you think so what you think gonna happen between today and tomorrow man it's tomorrow tomorrow but still you got to think about some of the stuff that can happen in that moment they probably ain't been in the same building like this since the so icy video yeah and now i'm about to play the truth 30 to 20 times in a row every time it's my goal the same song and you know i thought with both i but i know for a fact if you paid attention to the history because you pay attention to history all right man once gucci playing that goddamn true song and you know for a fact history all right man but i i can't say jesus got more industry hits yeah see that anymore i just i don't know what it's based on on when but if it's the street and it's a [ __ ] like bait then i understand i don't know how verses work yeah so what i see is the [ __ ] is like it's also through [ __ ] apple music and all this so if it's that kind of thing like do is there they did declare a winner they got to have some boundaries and if that or all right so they gotta make i don't think he's gonna be able to play that song so y'all all watching this versus battle oh yeah they're probably gonna watch it yeah i'm watching this [ __ ] like a mike tyson yeah i don't know i don't believe it's gonna last more than two i got to see this way in the world ain't no way in here got this i'm two it over on two songs and then sean's coming this [ __ ] gonna be it gonna be some hand things crazy bruh like think about it think about the words that that uh that have been exchanged over the years ain't no friendship y'all ain't no money can make me for 40 songs you 20 me 20 and we just gonna sit here and not talk [ __ ] to each other and be respectful and be graceful not as grown man we can squash the beat but guess what i literally like if we was in the club or whatever and i seen your session my sister definitely has to be far away from you you dig what i'm saying i ain't tripping i'm just gonna be all over here but [ __ ] anymore if we were section by session any moment it can go stupid even though it's a respect thing yet cuz your little pond over here looking crazy one of my little ponder looking crazy it's rap the beat has rekindled it doesn't start it back up a bottle was thrown oh you know what we needed all that gold i'm drinking i feel like there's measures no i don't think it's gonna be no smoke i don't think it'll be no smoke but at the end of the day if you're from the streets and you understand like this is entertainment very versatile is entertainment y'all [ __ ] [ __ ] just really out here in these streets and [ __ ] can't be so they keep it street wise and that's idiot what a deal but man ain't nobody no saying let's speak it into existence it's all gonna be well now i hope so because for the culture it's dope you know i mean for the culture especially in at this time it's dope that's why that's right that's why i think that's gonna happen yeah that's why i think it's gonna happen bro i mean we've seen stranger things happen but that's the thing though in the hood bro you've seen [ __ ] i i for sure no [ __ ] who had shootouts definitely shooting to kill but right now because they missed right these [ __ ] is all right yeah but what if you did listen listen listen what if you didn't miss but these [ __ ] then came to grips with that right this very well could be that because the two [ __ ] i'm speaking on is for show two of the most gangster [ __ ] i know right and they were shooting two hit one another because they knew the other one was shooting for that nobody was trying to prove a point but it [ __ ] didn't happen after it didn't happen the [ __ ] was like [ __ ] [ __ ] like i can kill [ __ ] i could not kill you [ __ ] cool bro like [ __ ] that's what that's what happened so that that legit it could happen but the thing but think about it it's okay to to to like me in certain situation but i don't think [ __ ] should force it for entertainment no no no no no that's why my situation what i gave as an example is not that like this versus is more so of a entertainment per versus uh y'all when dale wanted them to sit down together that might be what needs to happen for the young term [ __ ] to chill um that's what i said that's right so honestly maybe [ __ ] is as tired of it as we is and just like all right if we could do that then maybe [ __ ] will do that you know but but if you i don't know what it'll do you know what i'm saying because because if you know if you know the cold once it's up it's up for sure and it's hard to get out from being up once it's up respect keep us distance right but up still means yeah this this was a thing i when it wasn't happening that's a different thing the fact that it couldn't happen that was hitting me different when the attempts was not [ __ ] met up all right that's what that is what you expect right of course and i would i would have been fine hearing that there was failed attempts like for the rest of the year right that don't mean that they had war we just know [ __ ] just like it's like they just don't want to do it yeah but to do it you know to do it it's like okay but that's how you already know it ain't gonna be no issue i just hope not man that's how you all you know man i i hope not i just hope not you just think about a history that's so man song that one song especially but if if they don't allow him to play that song then maybe it won't be could they do that but that's what i'm saying are they gonna happen that's not even right i always have restrictions people ain't thinking about like the comments are going to be on and you know [ __ ] go to the phone and see what people writing that internet a [ __ ] man look it could stir a pot and it could be it could be a mess but that's it is that the debate you know the ego situation where it's like anything could could branch off like you say homies could feel a certain way about [ __ ] they read you know i have no idea we haven't heard gucci said no not none not the way to jesus and you make that kind of man snow cone man come on man let's just just to start just like oh [ __ ] y'all want me to see me no gucci won't want you to do [ __ ] but it was funny and i think i think he could reflect his intelligence and [ __ ] like and and just be funny and [ __ ] flash out in that fashion he called him snow that's what he's saying that's so much [ __ ] he got him he hard so he's definitely gonna be able to vocab like say [ __ ] to where this [ __ ] half the [ __ ] and it'll be if if it happened it'll be like that and you know it's like damn well he lost it because i [ __ ] said so much i can't help [ __ ] ran down we get paid for words so if i said you know you can't have the snow cone or whatever other snow varieties i come up with today then bam you know what i'm saying you had time to think of stuff for this day you know i hope everything good go good for the coaching yeah yeah we need it it's a lot riding on this right it's a whole lot riding on it bro in the same room man i didn't i didn't hope just because you got this i think it was the same right they don't have to have them [ __ ] [ __ ] where what the [ __ ] did it think it could be sponsored by a lot of people did but apple is sparse apple is it's over i believe so it's not a black company so let's not keep allowing these folks to make us entertainment junkies you did what i'm saying like all right all right you gotta you gotta go deeper than that damn dude that's why the [ __ ] got it everybody was hurt in the room if the title would have been on i would be like somebody was like all right let's get god damn brother i didn't know you was [ __ ] coming like that defeated it yes sir he always do this he stay in his bag look that's the way to do it though cause you tricked him yeah i'm gonna give that but then watch come on man let these two black kids keep living how they doing they still moguls like damn don't allow don't force it stop forcing [ __ ] cause when you force two so you saying they shouldn't do it and they should do it on [ __ ] uh black platform it should have it they shouldn't show up tomorrow and they should do it here no yeah that'll be that that would be awesome don't do it tomorrow but what i'm saying is you don't think you don't think that was already tried or was an attempt before it had to be a versus versus and some money no because everybody respect the code so you wasn't going to call them [ __ ] and say i want y'all to sit in the room apple music is the [ __ ] like you might be like anytime i ain't talking about [ __ ] wouldn't do it only somebody who don't actually know could watch boys in the hood and be like okay i think i got it that's what i'm saying apple paid them yeah yeah they got views they also didn't think they also didn't think that was disrespectful to see if they could put the dialogue because they don't know because the [ __ ] don't know they don't know they don't care what's really going on whoever was at apple laughed at that [ __ ] and we're like we're the reasons i want a million dollars all he wants is a million bucks the story up yeah we came and passed that up let's go let's do it let's see what they'll do it's a million bucks what what could happen they got people paying attention what they see gjt i had to be more than a million dollars no gucci they was like he won a million or a legendary you know how they come back and say yeah a million to sit in the room for how long that's 20 maybe 20 songs right ain't no money i know not punch you all right you know what i'm saying you get what i mean it's doable honestly bro i think it's kind of all right i think it's all right i think even if something is what they say is from it's like it's cool because that's exactly what you said yes i'm gonna get this ticket my [ __ ] would just i'll [ __ ] you up later though let's just get this man right quick i see you yeah i'll see you yeah you know what i'm saying let's and you know for a fact at a certain time you was always saying what if i see what if i see what if i see you see what i'm saying and then all of a sudden you like you're like ooh i didn't plan for it to be like this nah cause i'm gonna be kind of irritated already just off of because i'm already protecting my energy it's gonna it's gonna be i don't i don't think they're gonna sing we are the world right it's not about to be like snooping dmx or nothing like that i'm gonna see it i think it's gonna be so big this dude is stupid hey man get your dumbass down man you need to leave [Laughter] amen we appreciate you coming through the trap man [ __ ] with us nah this was this was like some of the best weed i smoked bruh the fans been wanting to see it hey they got your crazy story when you was on salvia don't go do it that's not what it's about i hope nobody [ __ ] go and buy it because that's not at all what it's about right i'm way too legit to think that i went to mario you know what i'm saying but but i have to tell you that that's where i went right that [Laughter] all that that's stuff that you got to make salvia is a [ __ ] plant dried out it's like [ __ ] whatever plant they use for [ __ ] alien stuff right yeah it's just natural but that's it but sitting in a lab and making [ __ ] and putting it in castles i don't know what's going to happen you know i don't let you know what happened bro that's that gold carlton yeah yeah i don't want to be in there with the girl carlton though going crazy off the pill y'all know what's going on but yo everything type it in you don't know what it is just [ __ ] type go call the phone you got it no when you [ __ ] you know hey man 85 percent is make sure you [ __ ] with currency go check it out it's the [ __ ] oh gee man go get our [ __ ] track go check out all the music go all the way back to when it start 07. i don't know oh six this point oh seven ounces bro you did yeah it worked you know what you should have did when you said that [Applause] nah it's just natural you're gonna see in a few years it's just gonna be what you do you're gonna be droppable like this was out it cut off my circulation nah you just got a little more to go got a couple more years to go and then it's just naturally just breathe out your nose out your mouth sit like this then you're gonna get a little clockwise thing going [Laughter] you're mulling it over [ __ ] mulling it over that's that's way too adult we got to walk around so they feel like you don't know what you're talking about that's it all right ladies who've been watching the show rub your titties if you love hip-hop hey and if they sag and make a squirt a little bit scratch scrap yeah hey man where can they order some of this jet life apparel uh on instagram you can go to jetlife apparel or you're going to go to jetlaggerpower.com you go to instagram to look at everything a spell apparel uh we did a pink joint like this pink with the pink chanel that's my favorite joint it's just this [ __ ] sell out so fast i don't i don't have none of it for myself that's a good thing yeah i try to keep it funky and not hoard it to myself you know i do one thing but after i wear it or somebody steal it from me that's it but that's a good thing you know you don't have it it's gone somebody and you can bootleg your own [ __ ] just go to the ball everything can make you what it's yours now we see some boolean [ __ ] that's when you know you did it we see some trash [ __ ] yeah yeah people are like just stenciling jet life on anything yeah damn that's all right but that's how you know you did something so it's cool man it's a blessing shout out to my dog who made us this dope ass [ __ ] hell yeah this is where the music was coming out yeah yeah they were the musical coming out here oh yeah runaway ports i need one for the house i got you heard this got the other joint yeah got the wrong way for the the regional part yeah this must be the whole international oh yeah they might [ __ ] hit boom yeah i need this right here man i got i told you we got you we're gonna get you situated man just tell him to invoice me personalize it put some [ __ ] on it he right over there i'll make sure oh well yeah man personalize it put some [ __ ] on it blah blah blah yeah look here man let this be the last time you [ __ ] with us it's cool my only concern i was just like damn like can i can i smoke as much as i want to yeah yeah yeah you got another no i just know i just checked i just did so i just see it that was my concern on the way left side that was my concern on so i feel like it's only right that you close us out with something close us out with the benediction hey gotta put your robe on bro it don't count if you don't you got to put you better be glad right here give me that let's sit there [ __ ] right yes sir you want me to be [ __ ] about that some choir roads right these y'all should have gave us some choir rules man what's up church anniversary [ __ ] this is a real thing yeah amen this not cause i'm here this is not like like we just gonna [ __ ] with spreading and telling me my [ __ ] passed it bro that's the same bro denzel gave the aggressors all right man god damn always [ __ ] listen to me cause they got music already ready for you this is for this oh this [ __ ] is a [ __ ] minister number two [Applause] they'll never smell it cause i got the wrong bones brothers and sisters talk your [ __ ] yes come that time where we must depart right you see we leaving but we're not going i said we leave yeah but we're not going uh-huh you can see we gonna stay in the presence yeah of the lord oh that's like a broken horse now see we had a very special guest come through and fellowship with us today in the trial take your time taking time currency the hot spitter andretti yes indeed and we want to ask for travel mercy and grace we do as he makes his way back down the road uh the ruin everyone said through it we gotta go through alabama so it is and we just want to ask god to just keep blessing us through the panoramic we didn't survive through the panoramic because things is rough out there in these streets like the old ladies say they got a whole bunch of that caroma virus [Laughter] a whole lot of caroma batteries everyone's getting caroma uh because they out there in these streets and they're not win they masters uh-huh you heard what i said they made this uh-huh on their faces yeah so i took the time to develop myself so i can get closer to the man uh-huh upstairs not because i got neighbors i'm talking about the big man talking about god damn and you didn't heard about it i i knew it i thought about it i know it oh what about him what about him oh gee i see you looking for him i know where he at you want to know where he gonna be i know where he's staying they say you can't get to heaven talking like that you know what i said [ __ ] that not only am i doing i'm gonna be there not only will i be there i'm gonna see it yeah you wish you knew it yeah he knows my name uh-huh we about to be on a first name basis yeah with god in them oh a lot of people only know what's sick keep going but they don't know they're in there when you go to heaven who you think you'd be with god in them that means somebody was there before because you know how it is being black living as we live god bless all the trap [ __ ] this [ __ ] that [ __ ] stay tuned good night and god bless y'all [Music] [Applause] everybody y'all all the time come on man hey there that young church too give me god the praise everybody put your head in god bless you god bless you god [Music] [Music] up everybody put their hands up everybody put their hands up in the name of the lord whoa what we telling what we telling what like this in the name of the lord only right in the name of the lord i gotta breathe in the name of the lord man they treat us all like we accountable let me tell something you don't really know but we got time on what we had came across y'all 40 days for the night but you know what man he saved all that light but [Music] in the name of the lord in the name of the lord in the name of the lord in the name of the lord in the name of the lord in the name of the lord in the name of the lord in the name of the lord in the name of the lord in the name of the name of the lord everybody put your hands up in the name of the lord in the name of the lord everybody old lady that was sure the season come out of their heads that's why it's right there why did you say surely [Applause] [Music] don't you know him in the name i bet the pastor's just be naked under him god save the sovereignty church what do you do [Music] you know that it's true god saying that's all right guys thank you for tuning in to the 85 stop show we love you good night and always remember keep them people's mouth off your privacy my dog

Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

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Id: CvmlZ9zXBCg

Length: 120min 32sec (7232 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 20 2020