T.I. in the trap! w/ DC Young Fly and Karlous Miller

[Music] cash you sure [Music] 1942 but i'm cool though we can start like i you know i mean i ain't trying to hold him we got to make sure our guests are comfortable we are straight i'm telling you we can get him off of a rolling rizzite and miss out as soon as i got them get my medicine together hey he was over there what you smoking sure blotto hold up give me one second cuz i gotta hear you talking this [ __ ] at the ready roll sherblotto that [ __ ] got three names with gelato you don't know sure blotto man sure blotto i just hold off on that [ __ ] uh you ain't smoking them all i've been just slowing down that [ __ ] you know i'll be i'd be more in tune when i'm [Music] y'all [ __ ] got me like see that's the issue right now this steroid this [ __ ] again this should open you up yes goddamn you don't say look at god huh i told you 19 22 19 times [ __ ] it's tequila man break up some [Music] twix that's why i can tell you [ __ ] was on the way but you ain't made it yet see because you ain't got your twix already here see uh you can tell you're on your way but you ain't quite made it yup now where'd you look and all these goddamn almond joints light skin okay who came and saved the day for your hand but look what he got come out of one minute milky way hey put that he pulled the eat around and got there almond on the hobbit you didn't know that a milky way was just a lesbian snickers oh [ __ ] we about to turn this [ __ ] up dc go crazy we got to yeah okay that's it now where did that hit beats yeah shot to go crazy this your beats okay [ __ ] we're cooking up right now you know what i'm saying i don't give a [ __ ] real time bro you know tim don't like nobody music [ __ ] [ __ ] with some people [ __ ] don't let nobody see it i [ __ ] with some people [ __ ] tip you said the coldest [ __ ] i ever heard a [ __ ] say about a song they didn't like what i don't even know if you know i heard you say this [ __ ] you said man [ __ ] that [ __ ] what are you gonna do make some more of that [ __ ] don't nobody else listen damn what that [ __ ] do to chip i never say who that [ __ ] is but i heard i'm like goddamn too i mean bro you know we all have a life purpose yeah here you go god put a mission inside of each and every layer one of us before we was cast into our daddy's nuts and shot out into our mother's vaginas to meet the egg and and to fertilize the uterus that eventually produced us into the humans we are today we had a purpose for real i'm a fulfilled mind it's just 95 of us think that purpose was rap music and that's not the case so the sooner we can get them off of that and on the path to what the [ __ ] they need to be doing the better off the world will be that's how you feel that's why i come here ain't that young and went crazy that chocolate put some [ __ ] in your thought process god damn i roll a good blunt i knew i should have been somebody else but i chose this you could have been the baddest [ __ ] in geneva rolling that [ __ ] that's why i left mississippi though i had to leave mississippi i would never reach my full greatness around i believe that are you saying a lot of them because a lot of [ __ ] their ambitions to be too big for their city right right it is you know what i mean don't be like you can't you can't see you don't see what you see don't be like that right little snoop like that when you come from a small town you're forced to be yourself all the time cause these people have seen you every day of your life but the thing is they don't allow you to grow exactly they don't want you to grow they want you to be who they know you to be they want you to stay right now you did what i'm saying and you still got them thinking bigger than that you if you start seeing yourself as more then they see you that when you need to move more damage because i knew for a fact when i started looking at the world and started traveling then i started going back home and when i really got dabbed [Laughter] y'all really did have me standing in the trap like i was waiting on the pack i've been walking around this [ __ ] amen god this is the crazy part i said man you want to shoot through that [ __ ] about 11. he said laughing god damn doses whole hours lose look you know what he said he get lost you pull up i don't even know if you know this [ __ ] right behind you i know i'm saying i knew that i was your best friend [ __ ] i was little tired of him y'all know i just got off the road y'all be like hey man come on work hey man what's wrong with you [ __ ] sold out shows in atl baby congratulations my bad i was ripping and running you know how that [ __ ] and i thought she was out of town now i was up here man i was like they're [ __ ] with dave for real i wanted to go see dave man man he's still going right now right now oh it's all here tomorrow you know what i did i had a little baby [Applause] yeah is it me not on me [ __ ] what i'm saying now the baby hadn't pushed up home and brought father [ __ ] with him i said yeah i got one out of them they gonna head on 4pm i got one that's it but we rocking well one side looking real good out here yeah man ain't nothing like it you know what it'd be this would be the perfect time to go ahead and tell them hey welcome back to the 85 stop show look i don't know what you heard or who you heard it from but that [ __ ] is incorrect stop everything right now look stop we need clear communication right now because people came to get things misunderstood what we're doing right now we're making history we have an epic moment we've been trapping out this trap house since [ __ ] lee had to [ __ ] fly you did what i'm saying now we got trap royalty in the building hold up hold up hold on hold on it wouldn't be right man it wouldn't be right you know i'm from the atm i want you to say something let me don't take offense when i was like in the fourth grade this is my dog and you know what and this been the legend since [ __ ] back did back there atm we got a legend in the building 10th is in the [ __ ] building oh the streets been begging for this one on you to come through the trap man i mean [ __ ] yeah yeah you call like home [ __ ] [ __ ] you should order i deliver [ __ ] me [ __ ] drop it here you off come on now [ __ ] about to get real gigantic bro you did what i'm saying exponentially great exactly hold up uh damn i've remembered it before i got it come on hey man make sure my audio is clear i want to be audible on this one you know what i'm saying we ain't using no regular words we're on this [ __ ] how you living man man besides magnificent and all that great [ __ ] like a king there it is right new album um thank you [ __ ] you want to talk about it sure why not well let me get let me get my interview on well tim you know i noticed one thing about the album there's quite a lot of features i haven't seen you add so many features on your albums would you just like to speak on that i see a lot of young talent yeah yeah yeah i mean yeah about way to work with people i think that's one of the great things that's one of the great things about about this business you know i think early on we do a lot of work by ourself and we even produce a lot of work for ourselves we might even engineer the sessions that we record this music in because we don't really have enough money to pay people who know us at the beginning oh you know we start when we start at the beginning right okay so we we have to become a master of all trades you dig what i'm saying uh and then once we get a little you know we get bread we begin to come into you know meeting people who are better at production uh and then we get a chance to kind of like earn the respect of our peers to what we can collaborate and i've always like been a [ __ ] who love to collaborate with others so i mean especially you know you trying to bridge the gap between this generation and you know trap music's uh founding father's generation hey you're a great feature but that [ __ ] you and young thug do when y'all get together on the track that [ __ ] is some next one like you gotta give us some insight on that [ __ ] i mean that [ __ ] is who would have ever thunk it it's just spontaneous combustion it ain't really not gonna i can't explain it or describe it uh we just [ __ ] with each other the same way we [ __ ] with each other like we [ __ ] with each other you did what i'm saying uh and that chemistry just brings about you know different types of different types of vibes given by way of music i don't know how i could we just keep it playable i like the ones with a little let me see like what are you talking about i'm listening i'm gonna be multitasking over here keep going keep going i'm just saying um like the [ __ ] with thug is that [ __ ] more freestyle you know what i'm saying right uh the [ __ ] with baby that [ __ ] i approached that [ __ ] kind of like you know i knew i had to walk on that [ __ ] you know i mean i kind of i knew that that had to be my approach in order to you know what i'm saying and that you know stink up the place go crazy yeah yeah mandatory and he did exactly what i expected him to do you know my face you know my favorite my favorite ti the i'm serious and the trap music like you got something to prove tip like you used to be got that cuz you know as you elevated your your albums got you elevated with your average [ __ ] i don't have to prove y'all i could show you songs where there was clearly something to prove every single album but to go out what he said i feel like urban legends i'm definitely gonna say that this this little what the [ __ ] was this when you did this on urban legend where you tell me this i would probably just picking my nails for real i always want to know what [ __ ] science would be no urban legend i don't throw no games oh okay okay guys i was probably just picking my nails at the time they don't move urban [ __ ] i just started taking pictures you know what i'm saying all right like [ __ ] when you taking those pictures i did a lot of awkward [ __ ] at the beginning you know what i mean i was figuring my finding my way i made it though yes let me get back to the new album [ __ ] you know what's one of my one like becoming one of my favorites that [ __ ] sounds so different than the box chevy brown listening to that [ __ ] and just ended up just riding through allen temple just for no reason you did the in the box busting the block you know what one song that i know for a fact that you go stupid that you went stupid on [ __ ] till this day [ __ ] fighting into this [ __ ] i'm ready to fight i was headed that's reason is the problem i know i wasn't going to say it but i was going to let you say it uh i mean i'm illiterate i i wrote that i wrote dead and uh i was on house arrest but i mean i think that was a part of my life there was a period in my life where i got down i just had to sit and take my talking to i just had to sit there just angelic [ __ ] transplant that's me you don't saying that you need to be listening and that's what you need to be doing that you know what i mean before the hell of it and you know what i'm saying and i'm just absorbing and just kind of simmering in that [ __ ] you know all the you know just you know festering in my decisions you know i'm saying and that's what came to me i wrote that [ __ ] down i got the beat from uh damn i forget not dj tune but cub from chicago i forget your name my bad anyway so i just wrote the [ __ ] and it was a paper trail so i i kind of i had one little tablet that i was writing all of my lyrics in and um i couldn't leave my [ __ ] house so i had my routines and then usually after my old lady would fall asleep we'll watch you know some other [ __ ] seasons of martin and everybody love raymond and i can we'll watch all kinds of [ __ ] tv shows but when she fall asleep i'd get up and go to my little room couldn't cut the music on and that's what i did my right um my little office space at my computer and i got you know pen that [ __ ] down and then by six in the morning when i was finished with it i'd be calling elliot my engineer telling him come out to the house because he was approved or i had to have a visiting list for [ __ ] who come to my house at the time so he got income we record that [ __ ] by the time she wake up i have a song or two going and so every time every morning and people used to come to my house and see what i recorded overnight and i remember when i did i'm ill and [ __ ] was blown away i'm gonna talk about the child yeah i'm gonna tell you another thing you didn't know when you made a big thing papa that [ __ ] came right on time that [ __ ] came right on time but he know i was supposed to be in the video oh i was a young you remember the dance crew that was they were waiting at the bus that you dapped up okay i was in that dad crew back in the day what happened [ __ ] and they were saying that they wanted me to play the younger you but they ended up you end up letting uh pee we do it damn yeah yeah man yeah i've been around hey man you can't be late when opportunity knocks everybody you gotta know that be punctual on time and prepared for your luck is when preparation meets opportunity no success is when preparation needs opportunity right you know what i'm saying i mean we had a bad carburetor so we tried to make it a bad coverage yeah we tried to make it and it was pre uber i'm telling them the [ __ ] this is pre uber essence they hit that [ __ ] you keep pushing that [ __ ] hey bro okay [ __ ] man yeah [Music] [Laughter] see that's the worst part about this entertainment trap hey man it am i the only [ __ ] that feel like you shouldn't buy anything new until you pay me no yeah you shouldn't be buying anything new i don't want to see you with a haircut i don't want to see how did you pay the barber i don't want to see you man nobody pay me anything of what you owe me my man how did you pay the barber oh he got the blues on them man listen i want to see a [ __ ] increase the air 401 dirty shoe strings hold on so you want to make me feeling like you trying to get my [ __ ] you still you want the [ __ ] look like he's still trying to get two you know i ain't got it right now i can go for this look at my shoes if you look like you can get some [ __ ] i think you should be paying me because you're going to be paying for the [ __ ] one of my life philosophy if you look like you need it you'll never get it hey [ __ ] do tend to throw money at [ __ ] who look like they don't need it hey man hey man i would ask [ __ ] what did you do before you asked me no what did you what was your thought process before you straight so before you came to me before you said you know what i'm gonna go to dc before that i like your logic don't never let me be your first option i think that that would be the first [ __ ] you know what nobody first i'm gonna do about i'm gonna go dc y'all care so much man i gotta care so much to think about that [ __ ] i need to know when i take my nose and i move on hmm my nose is nose because damn you [ __ ] [ __ ] and you know what that's the beauty of having children man i got some children man which one of my children you want me to say no to so i can say yes to you right everybody came said bro i didn't [ __ ] your [ __ ] with you man good night you damn they're making a scene like that my [ __ ] too uh-oh amen so y'all so when you get through fighting what happened oh man let me tell you something ain't trying to cd game what i'm saying you and basically invited yourself to his you know his children his his legacy's passageway he invited me to he he invited me to any problem he invited me [Applause] that the dumbest thing a [ __ ] ever did in the history if you manage it right just pay the cost and not be the boss right so no hey man hey wait i'm gonna stuff it in that [ __ ] you hear me hear what you're saying before you say it [Laughter] butter and that blue hair grease everybody used to use man blue masks come on man blue magic what's up so it was green though they got they got blue magic that was green but get what we need to pull up the chemicals on that [ __ ] man we would could we would stay the ribbon that [ __ ] and our scalp that close thing now brain wonder why the [ __ ] we was all crazy we just and then we did just for hair grease that [ __ ] was lotion that [ __ ] went on i'm at the end when you got to grab that [ __ ] when you got to grab that bit with three things i'm like well this [ __ ] is feeling so good yeah eczema dandruff bring worms everything that [ __ ] went on everything yeah i did used to use this [ __ ] on my knees from time to time lotion i used hair conditioner as lotion didn't know it was half conditioner at one time it was in here and he washed it out i just like the way it made my skin glow and then when i got rid of it i was like i need to know what this is i only read it when i got through with the bottle that [ __ ] said some some hair conditions i'm like hair conditioner my whole body is failing yeah you think your life hard i watched my head with some summer's eve one time when i was a little boy what but you got yourself a dish you dished yourself you douched yourself [ __ ] it yeah [Music] we didn't really want [ __ ] anyway the [ __ ] that we wanted in the hood right how obtainable it it was as adults like like what did we really even want this [ __ ] what you mean bro i got tip in the building you're not going to understand good beats now he got got a lot of [ __ ] i'm doing like that he got good beats hey man don't do my partner like that i'm not doing anything that's not good don't do that he's good i ain't doing it [ __ ] up there [ __ ] say ping pong try to add like something wrong he's like he's sitting over there [Applause] [ __ ] i [Applause] man y'all [ __ ] crazy bro i'm stupid man you crazy you're the one got the block all right gonna pull up at the traps body that nice [ __ ] man a lot of folks are all like here [ __ ] ain't nothing but a car hello [ __ ] ain't nothing about the car ain't nothing but a car matching on wheels man man and that [ __ ] got a sandwich making scammers got the same [ __ ] car and [ __ ] got damn scamming money is a tool that's what i was saying money is a tool like like what you get once you get enough of the two you use it to get more [ __ ] that you can use to get more [ __ ] hey man you already know what time it is your boy dc young flizzer man guess what man it's all our favorite 85 percenters man we done restocked on the hats we done restocked on the exclusive 85 south jerseys man so make sure you go to 85 apparel code.com to go get that exclusive merch you dig [ __ ] me right now that's the game right there that's real i had a 984 it's hard to get something to get some weight that it is to get something when you already got something yeah i mean good got to get off we say tonight anyway that 984 escort was good to me it brought me more money yeah i'm sure yeah yeah how that [ __ ] is you riding in now what does it bring you oh this is bringing me a problem yeah you know that no no they both look around dude that's what i was just about to ask you what's some of your favorite trap cars nasty some pilot is my favorite oh [ __ ] all right let's see it's important my favorite all the time um i wanted to see part two when the [ __ ] came back and got that [ __ ] painted right we're gonna talk about that i already rewrote part two you can read back and apologize for being rich she had that money you got mad now i got a whole storyline banana and the point was she was god damn he had been lied to all his life that's a good laugh when you know you're in a rich neighborhood girl you could've just told me you had money to say we wouldn't even been going through all that why the [ __ ] i got to be at the skate rink i could have been at your mansion all this time you scared my mother meet you so much well here you is got me here [Laughter] [Applause] hey man here i think it was about i think it was about loyalty betrayal though yeah but i get it but it was better than the alternative ending and the the way it posed you know me me and chris robertson got in trouble for that what trouble y'all ready what trouble trouble man hey whatever it take to get it that marvin gaye looking at you that tip right there that [ __ ] looked at me like what's going on hey look no cap though the the ending of the movie was really just supposed to be about me getting back with my friends and then skating at the end so all the [ __ ] about big boy and uh evan and them with the money and the pulling up on them with the milkshake all that [ __ ] of [ __ ] that we put in the movie after we got the first cut and saw it sucked so me and chris robertson like we got their head basically a covert meeting okay oh [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] ain't nobody gonna watch this you didn't like your own movie man i said i'm not putting my face on that [ __ ] man i i didn't i it wasn't uh uh it was it was just it won the culture it wasn't serious enough right it just didn't have the stakes wasn't high enough it wasn't commensurate to the lifestyle of the people it was trying to but i'm just saying so when we when we came to that conclusion then chris and them they figured out how to tell the studio that hey man we need xyz to do reshoots on these things and these things but the things that he told them that we were reshooting that anyway we we shot i didn't we need a whole new ending to the movies and it was just us too did nobody really know about the [ __ ] it was real like private if you notice it ain't many people in the land in them last few scenes like the hospital scene when he got shot right and the [ __ ] when it was uh him pulling up on when it was me it was me big boy evan lauren right that's pretty much the only people in those scenes at the end right you did because we watch it was about us winning that [ __ ] skate whatever the skate was right what all the [ __ ] was going on nobody cares right no [ __ ] body cares right you know what i'm saying that's why we played on the betrayal and the relationship and then you know taking up for your brother and somebody got had to get shot you know i mean it had to be it had to be some gravity it had to have some real weight to it like if the stakes ain't high what the [ __ ] should the audience be invested for and i'm gonna see y'all win on skateboarding man give a [ __ ] about that right yeah i mean so that's you know it played out real good whatever you talk some good [ __ ] but look they but listen the business it took a long time for chris robertson to get back in the business to really like you know be in a position after that nah they just felt like who these [ __ ] here thinking like who what gives them the [ __ ] right to think they could just take it upon themselves and do what they want to do right that's what i said they said they would be happy they said they would be happy if the film did 3 million opening week they said they would be happy why would you limit to me man the folk did 15 17 something like that like i mean but that just let you know the the expectations another [ __ ] got man i'll never let nobody put you in a [ __ ] expectation he's right he's created that story but you know it was just the white folk that were paying for it and warner brothers is all look i think i finally figured out a way that we can do a show look november 14th hounds drive-in theater right outside charlotte we're gonna do a show out there pull up in your ride bring all the old schools bring all the classes we're gonna put the old schools over here we're gonna put the regular cars over here me me and my gang i ain't even telling you who i'm bringing special guests get the tickets god damn it i left my keys i'll be right back but i'm on my way no i'm telling you though man november the 14th the hounds theater that's like right outside charlotte pull up bro i want everybody to pull up we're going to go live we're going to tape it we're going to make like a comedy special man pull up on me get the tickets now november the 4th they already acting the fool about this [ __ ] bro look november 14th we pulling up pull up in your ride house theater get those tickets it's gonna be me talking [ __ ] in the middle of the stage bruh bring your people i'm bringing my people and you know how we get out come on bro put your hoodie on it's about to get digged well they let you talk some good [ __ ] and take us though oh man tiggers was a great time was a great time put three holes in your head like a bowling ball y'all know who hey look y'all know who between for to play the role of ghost who me and teres howard new they say tara howard used to call got their uh clint club pepper who happened to who happened to have been the head of screen gems and he was calling him in character as ghost trying to get it they robbed us man now for real when i caught the case i kind of i think i kind of nailed it i think that this one i i got the road when i caught my case i think that was like one of the first things that i had going for me by the time i made bullets going on whenever you freed up we're ready to shoot takers right now actually it was called it was another title i ain't going to tell you what the title was it was a horrible title knew we had to take it yeah knew we had a chance to knew we had to change it the whole time we used to have a little private meeting me paul walker it just elbows like yo no he's not gonna call this [ __ ] that right everybody kind of knew we're not calling this [ __ ] that right and it was like brotherly [ __ ] no more worse than that you really wanna know what it is [Applause] originally it looked like you're a badass kid the script originally was called bone deep they're gonna see y'all from copyright anyway i'm sure there's recordings man listen hey bruh ron jeremy owns that chris brown michael e lee [ __ ] uh paul walker it just all but all of us will be like man you know we're not gonna call this [ __ ] there right hey bro that why we just ended up calling the takers you know you know i mean atl one called atl at first it was god damn it we had to we had to change that [ __ ] jelly beans they tried it like that yeah because it would probably be after the the skate you know you know it been here jelly bean the skate ring i ain't nothing about jelly bean what oh yeah you young but you know what i mean you're supposed to be about that that's game ring you know but then what they what they what they failed what they had didn't like dude the culture had moved yeah because your head didn't move okay exactly so to be commemorating you know i'm saying jelly beans in that period of time it seemed like it was yeah you were lost everybody yeah exactly you had to move in the movie called jellybeans [ __ ] [Applause] yes you do man you ask me for things quite often if i do this three five here now even though i'm saying that's the cost of doing business she just launched the biggest underwear launch lingerie anything anything tip absolutely you just said it she said no i want you because you know her i don't know her but i do know her i did marvin gaye gonna be looking at me just like that boy you ain't boy listen bro rihanna's i mean she's incredible she's incredible i know this human being huh that's why she cool [ __ ] that's all i can say she cool this [ __ ] hey nick she cool [ __ ] smoke a joke with you you know what i mean take a shot have a laugh you could tell a lot by a girl who could tell a joke you know what i'm saying [ __ ] who could tell a joke who can kind of like you got a good sense of humor that [ __ ] gave me the perfect oh you know when you can find a woman who can joke you know and articulate i was like tell that don't say i didn't need to say articulation i felt what you wanted to i felt like you were leaning towards that hold up hold up [Music] man right come on man come on man uh i mean that [ __ ] was that was my second movie bro right like my second time at and that was really i wanted to quit yeah that happened to me my second time i wanted to quit after i done after i was done with atl you know that awkward time period between after movie reps right before you actually see it right and it comes it's that it was like a weird like a period where man that's a part i don't want to go do that [ __ ] no more right i want to just enjoy my life because i was just now having like millions and millions right you know i mean like i probably got me about 15 million during the time and that was some weird [ __ ] while i was shooting uh uh atl jelly beans at the time um i got a 10 million chick a 5 million dollar check and then i was got them still getting offers to fly out to do 150 000 shows on the weekends and they were trying to tell me not to fly they wanted me to stay they want me to stay in atlanta and practice on skating between friday and monday airport the folk gave me maybe 75 000 to do the whole movie [ __ ] i didn't make no money now right they might have gave me 75 000 to do the whole movie right but it was it was a phenomenal opportunity i'm glad i did it there you go but they but i'm but i'm i'm having cash right like and then they and more cash coming in i turned down more money than i could have ever made from atl just shooting that movie but it was probably one of the best decisions right [ __ ] hey man that's a hell of a story however denzel taught me this ain't no need to be nervous as long as you doing what the [ __ ] they brought you there to do i've been telling [ __ ] this same [ __ ] but not with those words what the [ __ ] you're gonna be nervous for if this is the moment you've been waiting the [ __ ] actually like so it was it was the scene we had i was like yo it's you frank i want to be you frank i want to be your friend so and you know i was just kind of like and he kept yeah yeah yeah you come over here and talk to you and they put three lines i'm like what the [ __ ] i mean how different can i say it you know what i'm saying but it was a real pivotal it could that that scene was more about the chemistry the connection right you know uh more than it was really the words and [ __ ] right and i i i think i was kind of like off camera you know before they getting set up for the shot and he kind of walked up to well actually after we had to sat down he said [ __ ] you like and i was like yeah yeah i'm cool i'm cool he said man you look you look like nervous you're cool and i say yeah man i'm cool i'm cool i'm saying man you know i'm just you know getting it right you know and he's saying hey look ain't no need being nervous you know what you do right right i said yeah he said you know they they brought you here because of what you do right i said yeah he said you know they could have got anybody else in the [ __ ] world to be right there where you at right but they brought you here to do what you do right i said yeah he said well do that [ __ ] they don't need me ain't no need to be nervous [ __ ] yeah my name you say [ __ ] do that and they don't need to be nervous damn i said hell yeah [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] too many [Laughter] rock i don't want to talk to him i want to talk to uh uh minister louis farrakhan man that's the homie that's the homies i mean oh gee i gotta continue of enormous proportions just about you bringing him up the most powerful black man i've ever seen in my life real talk exactly period i've got to have the most wise and powerful all knowing only this [ __ ] walk off i gotta have a couple and in one moment top three conversation what and i wish i could talk to bernie mac i need to talk to eddie murphy hmm i got the highlighter got it how to edit it hey eddie murphy um you gonna wait till you leave to play some good [ __ ] that that [ __ ] i'd be talking i want to talk to jeff bezos the dude that on amazon man hold up man okay give me that come here one more um michael jordan you want to talk to mike i gotta ask mike a few things like what why they make team jordans why for mexicans but why not my wife out of mexicans what team georgia they could stop couldn't they stop they cannot stop they be like yeah man you know we got the theme daughter they mix it i'm gonna ask they don't they mix it why they make so many ones ones go hard don't make enough 11s though one's coming out in all type of code real talk team joy to me like it put to be like a selective field you know what else i asked him to like if i was about to leave and i was like you know we would [ __ ] for a little minute you know just have a conversation i'd be like bro you really like them jeans all the ones will be wearing some big ass construction jeans if you win yeah [ __ ] make some more money he don't know what to wear right he don't need what he should do most of the time what's that man you back yeah man i'm good back in this [ __ ] you're good right everything that's all i was talking about that [ __ ] we want to talk to hypothetical conversation and who did you say you said who now i said uh barack minister lewis ferrica and dizzy and i wish i could talk to bernie man um burning man seems like an excellent discussion oh man bernie give me i don't know but listen the minister one of the most wisest people at like it's just all kind of wisdom right i'm just going to say it's no time and you know who else ambassador young ambassador andrew young he's also and harry belafonte quincy jones also like some of the most wise you know we need knowledgeable people no we need to do so we need to try to come up with something where these type of people are having like lectures just with people what type of people don't want them just for you i ain't saying just for me just period right that phone do what they want to do when they want to do it and when they do it you find out about it and you better get your ass down right right you know what i'm saying like yeah well you know i was thinking if you guys could get together and you know sit around and talk so we can listen hey get the [ __ ] out of here man oh people don't move i'm getting to be that way yeah i'm dead ass here i'm just here cause i [ __ ] with y'all you know what i'm saying i ain't really trying to do no press right for real i will do it but you're in that time i'm saying i ain't got to do press at this time of night like this ain't really working hours right if i do presidents gonna be good morning america god damn you know but they're more so like for the culture now [ __ ] yeah this is for y'all i'm saying no i want to come and talk and kick [ __ ] with y'all right we ain't saying we saying that this is going on this is a fringe benefit right this is intangible this is some [ __ ] that just happened to come with the territory of us being friends exactly but it's also part of the culture when it's more so like we know what we doing but we are [ __ ] with the culture we also enlighten our people that yeah because they think it's just us but not knowing we fans of other [ __ ] as well man other [ __ ] fans y'all right it's what we're supposed to be doing man every opportunity i got why would i get to another [ __ ] if i can get y'all and vice versa you know what i'm saying i mean and not just because i'm trying to do you no huge you know humongous favor but uh the true value of life is being able to earn a living uh while working around people you actually like [ __ ] right the energy is different when you get to be working and getting bread with people when you can actually pay your bills and earn your living and build your empire you're working around [ __ ] that you actually like and you ain't kind of like having to be around [ __ ] that you really can't tolerate to to actually make your ends meet [ __ ] that's happiness that's peace that's you know what i mean that's that's that's that's the sweet spot that's what we're doing this [ __ ] [ __ ] i can work [ __ ] want to retire at 50. if they got a work around a bunch of [ __ ] who they don't like all the time from the time they 20 to 50. you can't do but 30 years of that [ __ ] you know what i mean you can't do 30 years actually before you got that kicking in the door spray the [ __ ] phone you know what i'm saying you can't do for 30 years that [ __ ] but if you actually working around [ __ ] that you like and doing [ __ ] that you love to do for a living you can do that [ __ ] for a lifetime right right yeah man you know what i mean you'll never feel tired you don't feel like you ain't got to retire because you're doing what you love for a living it ain't really about you know how much money you get i get up and come here man i couldn't imagine me that that's when you have them off i get to get up and just kind of work cause they you know just for the [ __ ] right yeah because they're around [ __ ] they they actually enjoy right everybody else looking for a reason to stay off work [ __ ] right they actually had a reason to stay home do anything to go back to that [ __ ] ass job please man just let us back you got two checks you waited on two six hundred dollars and i see eight of you [ __ ] in louisville man man look them folks say they never seen so many [ __ ] [ __ ] in there trying to buy [ __ ] they couldn't afford that i feel like they knew that [ __ ] give them come on over here yeah that was a real [ __ ] uh uh economy booster no yes it will ego booster yeah man [ __ ] thought they were something they wouldn't for a little while then they got back to normal man i have a trip and i walked in the mall to get some t-shirts and [ __ ] it's good though bro it's good for us to experience abundance at some point in time in our lives that's good but that's how we know that's how we learn that they [ __ ] up we have to experience abundance blow it but then sit and fester in our decisions and think now you mow deep lessons come with losses you dig what i'm saying do unless they get to learn and [ __ ] but see i'm such a hustler i like quantity over the the quality yeah on certain levels of what i'm talking about for example with the stimulus check so if you was a [ __ ] that just got 1200 stability [ __ ] yeah and you went to louie and spit 750. i can't believe you i can't believe you either okay a [ __ ] like me would have got 12 how could you not go and just buy you a pack and flip it or that or that did you not go buy you a pack and flip or that how could you not they not on that you have a civic duty you are the oral obligation they rather look like they don't want to need to free money and make more money how could you not do that they want to look like they already have a hustler it is it is within the fabric and the dna of your existence your entire being talk your [ __ ] put my hood back on you you dig what i'm saying every molecule within your body all the nucleuses all the everything that's where it started that's how i live within the essence don't touch your [ __ ] now how could you not hit this every day you gotta be taking white folk money and get you a pack and flip it and make more money i don't understand what the [ __ ] is going on they look [Music] you got the trap to have abundance you know the new thing right that's why we have this track you know the new thing is you know the girls they're getting the goddamn mat fish they're going up there up beautiful highway then they get them at the wholesale you know what i'm saying they get them for 7.99 sell them for 27.99 that's the new hustle down the new traffic yeah i paid gas money somebody got his job that's some cool [ __ ] i'm about to get me something and start doing that the fashion is great why the [ __ ] now come on man i got the bathroom i'm making my [ __ ] myself going all the way to china for manufacturing you need to be home right here [ __ ] beautiful highway and put my name on it and ship that [ __ ] right on that [ __ ] damn three doors they call that [ __ ] tagging and bagging but then what i'm saying though i knew what i'm saying though why you ain't taking 1200 and load up on pimples load up on all the necessities that's stupid and make sure you got what that's dude i think that's stupid you know why because all you're going to do is spin that all you're going to do is it's just going to spin until at least if you're going by a pet you're gonna have to but you're gonna have to make money to spend money i ain't talking to the [ __ ] who are already supposed to been buying the pack before the stimulus came out you talking about the people who ain't never had to pack the bag indeed they're supposed to find yourself a package and i'm talking about the cold kind [ __ ] i ain't talking about the other [ __ ] right now they're talking about msnbc [Laughter] [Applause] that [ __ ] is not getting no better is it they give you the key they give you the key like i can take a minute i paid for three but i'm gonna get 10. i'm gonna go crazy with this [ __ ] see you better watch that [ __ ] that [ __ ] that's what i'm talking about it's in the cup that's exactly what i'm talking about this [ __ ] went to the store it's asian i went to four stores i called three more nobody had four man excuses only sound good to the people who are giving them come on what you got sir thank you put it here right there gabriel this is called classic i do not work for these people these people ain't paying me so if you could learn the bottle thanks [Laughter] dc yeah man hey look hey hey black people if i could please ask a favor of you aside from voting but this is gonna come out after voting day so well you probably don't already [ __ ] that up anyways you ain't [ __ ] ass [ __ ] oh you ain't [ __ ] all right but we're gonna have to move past that and you know how we feel about it anyway uh on to the next [ __ ] uh if you could please thank you hit me with some ice you know the [ __ ] also not meth amphetamines i'm just not the [ __ ] frozen water okay cool you gotta clean you gotta tell the [ __ ] this [ __ ] you know the children are watching ah it's always that one parent the children are watching tell me about the children [ __ ] i want you to pay more respect they choose them when they'll pay no respect they choose come on man i grew up in front of your chest i grew up in the era turn that goddamn [ __ ] off you heard what i said i grew up in the air shut the [ __ ] up before i get something to cry back no i grew up in the area [Laughter] what is that please make sure they blurred the bottle oh yeah this [ __ ] out the channel importantly put a big ass emoji on it or something you know ain't nothing [Music] went to the store for tips hey hold up man you ain't gonna bring a [ __ ] no chocolate finna fire your [ __ ] man [ __ ] you buy this [ __ ] chad buy that [ __ ] chad but can i say something go ahead black people please aside from vogue even if you didn't vote for the presidential election you used a whole ass [ __ ] for that but right [ __ ] [ __ ] but but you tell me it's not too late please there's still another local election coming up some point in time uh check your [ __ ] ymcas or whatever the [ __ ] that [ __ ] okay don't you know me uh but look what i need you to do beyond that beyond that please stop running out and buying [ __ ] as soon as it drops would you please stop just stop that stop just writing that it like they don't need to be saying they want to sell [ __ ] no more they didn't post pictures and [ __ ] like concepts of hey we were thinking about selling you [ __ ] and [ __ ] ah we got everyone we got here calm down stop hold your money stop running and buying [ __ ] please please hold your money go get some property please go get you some [ __ ] go get it man get your multi family if you hit you a link i don't give a [ __ ] any you know what aaron [ __ ] in the hood ernie in the game at one point in time in they like or another you gonna hit a link that makes you feel like oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] am i gonna do without my testimony right quick buy you some property let me tell you what happened to my don't hit your lick then j go spend money on [ __ ] people sneakers and cost speakers and be back on e and you don't took penitentiary chances plus you know the mexicans about to kill your [ __ ] ass if they catch it check this out though they always say buy some property bought me some property oh i love that [ __ ] how is it [ __ ] beautiful laid out landscaping and [ __ ] all right look one of the most important things that you have to have as a man is to smell good because she's going to smell you before she see you and usually that could be a good thing or it's gonna be a horrible thing and look you've been walking around smelling like your father for the past 10 years it's time for you to get a scent that belongs to you something that's 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and body wash and all that other good stuff so if you're tired of being a funky [ __ ] then get fresh with hawthorne you heard it [ __ ] fruit just flourishing in the front yard flourish i'm thinking that sounds like orange i'm thinking i'd have made it about the hood like yeah there's something to be proud of goodness dirty [ __ ] stole the fruit out of my yard man but what you did then i don't know you grew some mold dude i don't know i don't know i don't know if the if the tree was damaged we just gotta wait until next year to figure out [ __ ] you got a [ __ ] walking around [ __ ] fruit what but this is what i'm saying did you have you need a guard though did you have no trespassers bit that [ __ ] they jumped my gate to steal this fruit even out the hood it let me know they don't want to see a [ __ ] have no fruit but guess what though then what [ __ ] did that them sound like the whites i didn't ever say who did it it just let me know there was somebody out there that don't want to see a [ __ ] have nothing they said you need to go to the [ __ ] you can buy property but as long as you ain't got no [ __ ] fruit flourishing in your yard oh you good the moment the [ __ ] see you making a way of life for yourself what kid it costs it wasn't about the property it was maybe i might have just switched to just fruits and vegetables what if i gotta run out and i [ __ ] around and leave the gate oh what else fruit going again oh no they're gonna steal the whole time they're gonna bring the truck this story is about my life put the dog on the truck dude people think you made it across a certain line when you get the property uh-huh even when you get the property you still got to worry about [ __ ] stealing your fruit great part about it the robber watching this he like yeah you talking about it right there me i took damn tip some guy like [ __ ] in the world your [ __ ] gonna kill them about them but they got themselves see that's their name mm-hmm you know who i think it was a monolithic miscreant one dimensional ass [ __ ] oh no oh no draw two ass you know what i'm saying because the [ __ ] made sure they got older what [Applause] one two three four trees four didn't leave a [ __ ] on the ground not a hug this is what they gonna try to tell me what they say well maybe a deer did it you need to tell me a deer stood all the [ __ ] up on something and got the ones out the top hey look who you think i am wait hold up but wait but wait but wait but wait i got now it's just my job to see it offer or offer a an alternative perspective there you go i'm open to hearing it all right articulate now as you um as you appreciate you know the value of this new land that you had yeah uh you were inside of your dwelling and you know your trees just seem to be growing and blossoming and prospering all on their own without any effort from you correct at a spontaneous rate yes certainly now whomever the culprit may have been i'm certain that they had to apply uh adequate effort energy attention and strategy in order to achieve and execute the task at hand is that right a wrestle of insufficient attention span surgery so uh inequitably uh i also think that they were displaying the amount of tenacity that they were willing to put into the efforts and energies that were necessary to achieve the goal of swiping you uh for your entire harvest of whatever miscellaneous fruit may have been growing and falling now i never looked at this situation from the aspect of disrespect and i don't want my tone to reflect that okay disrespect that i was hurt by what was harmful to me was the was the the lack of courtesy like for my family and our future if you steal from a man you can repay him but one thing you can never repay is that man's time you had nothing to do with that fruit you had nothing to do with that land so once they found out that my land was truthful it opened my eyes to never sleep even on your own land somebody will steal your fruits speaking of fruit we are the fruit of the stolen land this is what i've been saying this whole i'm telling you he brought this [ __ ] all the way back from the circle yeah what i will say to you uh i mean uh be advised as you proceed in the land of the lost you must be considerate and aware that although there are thieves out there that will uh want to steal your fruit if you uh find you the proper arsenal from the park you could uh definitely shoot them so they don't multiply now real talk nick what i'm saying i took another perspective oh it gave me the motivation to be more fruitful so the next time the divide will be more than they can yield the divide you get it the multiple k um which one goes yes sir now see there's there's darkness so dark that you can't imagine but there's a light so bright that you cannot touch your [ __ ] let's see i've been here before i don't want to go here no more yeah you're taking um come on man come on now we gotta give him the trip and i knew the spirit was to start moving through here look how marvin gaye i brought it with me i brought it with it come on now i brought it with me and we appreciate your appearance on the bt awards come on man [Applause] and you young players for you know producing the show and whatever right on that [ __ ] you did what i'm saying it was a phenomenal feat yes [Applause] it was it was it was just one of those things that the fans it and they know what type of product that we putting out got winning that goddamn we had to when they got out and it was and the pressure was us creatively like how can we do this on that format that was all we kept trying that was super playable yeah and that's what i've been trying to tell [ __ ] who asked me about comedy like you gotta know how to do that [ __ ] right before you can do it and then even better y'all made them [ __ ] basically adopt y'all show right exactly instead of you know right you made this the [ __ ] stage before the awards show that was [ __ ] you up it hey uh we would like to thank god for all of you know the pandemic lessons that have come our way including the ppps and you know all of the added government assistance that would not have been cast down to the you know to this part including opportunities like this right been a wonderful opportunity look at [ __ ] like verses that is a pandemic blessing yes you had a whole lot of a whole lot of people wanting to challenge you mm-hmm not a whole lot they scared man i'm sad for the weakness you was gonna battle two people at one time i still will goddamn man it's not a whole lot just a slight few oh talk to your [ __ ] yeah what do you think what you thinking that's what i always say who you think will put up a fight though because [ __ ] i don't see your concert [ __ ] i know for a fact you got an hour and 45 minutes with a golden platinum hitch i don't give a [ __ ] with [ __ ] talking about listen this is the thing we're not really i don't think that i don't think there's a question over you know who has more music like that ain't what i'm here to do right but i will show you what the last 30-some odd years of my life has been dedicated to right you know what i'm saying this is what the [ __ ] i do you put me on a basketball court i might get nervous let me ask you this if you in a versus bat like would you play you give me a skateboard on a ramp you know i might not you know excel in that situation of set of circumstances but this [ __ ] it what the [ __ ] i do right certain things i just feel like i'm playing to my strengths this is one of them would i don't think i'll have to i'm just saying for which one just just to throw that [ __ ] in there i don't know it depends you just boosted it just [ __ ] what's your name i mean that [ __ ] was in his ring my for real [ __ ] i was gonna hold off right you know what i mean like what's your name like she's a freak though like you know what i mean like those kind of record i went really i didn't really think i needed it man that was gonna do i was gonna battle buster and i were gonna battle uh snow uh that was the whole purpose because i feel like you know the records some of the records that i got i don't have to play blurred lines for snowman man that's just to turn the goddamn part here that's what i'm saying i'm gonna be watching this we gotta keep the hunting i'm saying it probably 20 records with the mixtapes up the urban legend [ __ ] be playing i'm really jay kappa you know you should be playing [ __ ] but there are no winners and losers we all just kind of like getting ourselves wrapped up in this fictitious man i might be happy check this out you should do a versus [ __ ] t.i versus t.i.p and uh you ain't got to give me no check for that told you i had you come on now you saw that producer i mean bro i think i think the fans called for the for the verses that they that they got you know i i wouldn't have said who i wanted to i wanted to see i don't know what happened with that say it again defeat it right you want to speak yes you wanted to see fit yeah yeah i wonder what relationship i ever seen who man y'all don't like each other but you okay nah man we [ __ ] with each other but we understand it's kind of like [ __ ] i'll fight you if you fight me like it's that aggressive princess like hey you can talk to them what's the [ __ ] move i mean how many songs you got a lot i hope you got enough because you already heard about me i'm an urban legend man come on man you're in trap music i'm serious i'm dexterous king ambidextrous exactly that's both-handed ambidextrous yeah [ __ ] that i was saying dexter see this is another word i just look you ain't all the [ __ ] reading that man you're good with one of them but i thought yeah what i'm saying you said dexter's is it just research it just meant skillful clever thank you okay yeah goddamn tip i read too bro hey i've been seeing you over there in the goddamn house [Laughter] [Applause] hey man sometimes you can learn [ __ ] better than a bogus accent dc did you ever try that sometimes you just can't do [ __ ] as yourself you just have to just sometimes you just have to just find the voice and make it work my five voices are i i tend to look for those voices but it comes out some other [ __ ] i'm telling you last night i made love like a viking [ __ ] like that you know i got time that's an [Laughter] y'all [ __ ] stupid man hey man that's all we do we talk [ __ ] the comedy is the medicine and then we hit them with some real [ __ ] in between there and that's what we say our fans are 85 percenters because everybody ain't gonna get it you know what i mean yeah some people gonna watch it and some people don't see it but some people are gonna watch it and they're gonna really get it get it and then the people that this show is dedicated to the [ __ ] they get it yeah [ __ ] who want to quit but the job on one more check but don't realize if you're waiting on that check you didn't put a whole another weekend damn i thought you were getting your bonus you like you know what i asked you exactly cause you keep waiting on that last check man [ __ ] watch this show ain't got no job most of them do that's what they want to show ain't got no jail yeah [Applause] 17 of black men got back with their first baby mama because they started watching this [ __ ] together we do not know if that was today [Applause] we got more than i got married we got more but i got [Applause] [Laughter] he is a warehouse manager right now busting their ass just by the brand new chrysler he sent me pictures he was like you see me big homie i'm like i see your little pony somebody sent us this for free we ain't bought nothing i don't even know how to look at y'all [ __ ] [ __ ] you ain't here with this goddamn that [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] look cancel that order right quick oh no you finna sit down some more [ __ ] oh you for real forgot about a [ __ ] [ __ ] order another entree [ __ ] got comfortable and ordered some more food that's how he did you man he did [Laughter] already saying to your label grand hustle yeah joe came through here [ __ ] be playing on drone man drove under lyrics tokyo yeah i ain't gonna say what i was doing but she was i seen what she did on the [ __ ] album she went nuts she went nuts stupid i can't wait get on the album man look though but look though i sent you a record that you appreciate it i'm ready to get into it but don't you remember i'm still wanna do that well let's go i'm gonna i'm just gonna wait for it since you don't act like you ain't getting no [ __ ] witness i am man you send me one song you want me on tim it was a song that was for you i know and i'm gonna do it because i [ __ ] with you but i want us to do some [ __ ] too but what i'm saying here i wanna give you a hit record i wanna do that [ __ ] we gonna make it because we believe okay let's go let me give a shout out to miss pat she did her thing yeah miss pat from fair street bottom like you have to really know her to really get like how fun to miss that miss pat is exceptional [ __ ] robbed me and shot me in my tear that blew my nipple off damn the crazy thing is that story is probably true nah she said she she say that [ __ ] often she said it so often it must be true she walked around one night he said for equal liberty but now look she got a tv show coming up she sure did she's just getting and she had me to be on the got that she want me to play her brother you should do it i'm thinking about it you definitely need to think about it i've seen the first episode it's funny as a [ __ ] i believe she got a lot of great stories she got a book out she's actually on something else that's on netflix i forget what it's called it's for the white man bert yeah eric chrysler yeah i'm trying to work on how to pronounce my white people name tom segura you can catch some podcasts and they watch our show so shout out to them it's called salute two bears so i'll be happy when i listen to it but shout out to burton what's going on with you hey look who you are let me ask you a question who y'all think i should get on expeditiously next cause you know what i mean i'm trying to figure out different people who you feel i don't know [ __ ] if i knew i wouldn't be asking you no [ __ ] [ __ ] me trying to figure out what you did not for real though i mean i really want to know you guys because you guys are doing a phenomenal job you're the people you pick are you know off the beaten path and i respect that we're just people we're just curious you're going to cry boy yeah somebody get on here yeah oh yeah they crazy they're here though nah i mean but it's good though we like different perspectives you can do that when it's like multiples of you guys like if it's your me yeah you're gonna be hard to be dealing with all that energy you know what i mean i'm cuz if a [ __ ] owns some if it ain't you know what i needed to be is around i'm yeah yeah i'm gonna need somebody to save it for me what the candle like be like i wear someone yeah [Laughter] why are you here i think we dropping this one before yours how did you settle the goddamn dispute uh we do it like battle rap we put it out and let the people decide yeah so the one that got two views you figured like that's the one that didn't work no we see when we dropped some [ __ ] and they don't have a lot of views we know it's gonna have a lot of comments because everything cause some people read it how do you make money off the comments i don't understand it so we don't depend on youtube to make money okay talk to me brother no we don't wanna talk all right we keep y'all busy for youtube we're not allowing y'all to wait for a show this gonna keep you busy like we do this i love the [ __ ] out on the road though yeah yeah yeah like i'm looking at the screen okay touch these i want to touch that that [ __ ] sitting on the couch no i don't want to touch them like that is wrong with you no i'm saying i want to be able to get off stage and feel like all the people who don't have immediate like youtube give them immediate access to us whether they bawling or whether they just exactly right it's the access it's not necessarily about the revenue it's the and then like these type of [ __ ] is what drive the live show so you mean to tell me everything you do isn't necessarily transactional you don't have to get money for it right now no it's not necessarily well you know you bless everything going like you said it's going to come abundantly explain that to them trying to explain organic reach right we know we know exactly who our core audience is that's why the negativity like when people do negative [ __ ] it doesn't i've never seen that negative about you guys but we see a lot of it in this life we know that everybody here is supportive you see negative [ __ ] and i don't know we got to be looking cause we're making money off the [ __ ] that you we told them about yet some of these [ __ ] is called organic reach and if they see that these are real people saying [ __ ] you it's still the same as long as they ain't [ __ ] spamming uh we can live with that okay like [ __ ] this is not fake these are real people saying [ __ ] us look at that hey yeah who is it this [ __ ] got 66 comments saying we [ __ ] right you can't make this type of [ __ ] up we got to make sure that [ __ ] 23 000 we evoke emotion exactly real people feel this [ __ ] and then real people feel people and then we have [ __ ] come through like you and then they're gonna see it they're gonna be like man y'all [ __ ] doing it what they do hey look what they thought i remember when y'all was in that little ass room got so much [ __ ] going on the whole family hustle like they got the trap museum and [ __ ] be selling all types of [ __ ] he got a movie all types of man called jelly bean that [ __ ] was skating for real jack i can ask you a question what is it that you think after this [ __ ] is over with when [ __ ] see y'all in the streets they're gonna say man why you ask that [ __ ] about this [Music] you know this this this we show love on this [ __ ] we more so we like solutions even in showing love what is it that you think that you think [ __ ] you know what i learned about that i need the mind rich people business sometimes put your [ __ ] emeralds on sometime i mean because when you try to eat something okay you know i ain't got no problem going to war i ain't got no problem about like fighting whatever battle is ahead of me but the thing that discourages me the most is having to fight with the people i'm fighting for right you dig what i'm saying i ain't got no problem going to bed with whoever on the other side bro [ __ ] the other side no love for the other side but if it's a [ __ ] who i feel like man i'm trying to fight for you i'm trying to knock my head off and man bruh let me take my ass on man let me go know about my business right you know what i mean that's really like yeah so mm-hmm that's it a lot i know what's that i gotta get some of this [ __ ] you just getting information [Laughter] man i feel it though because the platform wasn't really like tough we know gossiping one more thing i'd like to say i like to say this uh i guess you know you're president because i've been i've been drinking hey what's up mr man carlos miller here the 85 south show something like i am trapped in the studio and i don't know how i'm gonna get something to eat you know what i do i pick up the phone and open the door dash app yeah they bring you everything man door dash has something for every lifestyle on the go with no time to waste or to pick up and pass the line delivery is more than just pizza in 2020 with a selection of your favorite flavors from across the globe you can order world cuisine from the comfort of your living room with doordash so make sure you download the app and use promo code 85 south so you can get five dollars off your first order of 15 or more that's promo code 85 you've got big plans for 2020. but when will you find time to do it all order delivery with door dash and take back time in your day we use it we want you to use it that's why we're giving you the promo code and for the people who don't know what a promo code is it's kind of like a coupon before the internet so if you go in there and they say end of the promo code always enter 85 south so you can get the best deal possible with door-to-door delivery in all 50 states puerto rico canada and australia you can order from your local go-to's or choose from your favorite national restaurants like chipotle wendy's chick-fil-a and the cheesecake factory get the app go to the app store and get that you don't have it yet why we still talk i got food on the way what were you saying bro go commercial uh if you could find the gentleman or a woman that t.i told on and put in jail talk your [ __ ] could you please hire your lawyer and pull them out of whatever cell that it should have been out by now i guess and if you could produce these people with a factual story and paperwork i got a million for you mm-hmm cash dollars in a bag if any of you could do that let me speak and if not shut the [ __ ] up talk your [ __ ] yeah that's it that's it that's it that's a good [ __ ] that [ __ ] buddy come on now look at that [Music] the [ __ ] said you can have 14 drinks a week and don't be an alcoholic how you drinking who you say long as you don't drink about four of them in a row you go if you drink 14 drinks in one day you're clearly 14 in a week you got a space no but a day is in a week so in that class they said if you don't if you don't have no drinks monday through thursday on friday you have 14 drinks on saturday you're an alcoholic you can't do that tip that's not exactly what they were saying as long [ __ ] you space the 14 out throughout the week you good but the moment you hit 15 your ass happened yeah you drunk don't think you're gonna you think you can stack up some drinks like no i just not drink today and then drink six tomorrow yeah yeah i'm doing all the math and [ __ ] they just like those what you gonna do after this like [ __ ] i'm just gonna have about 12 drinks they were like [ __ ] you and they got mad like gonna kick me out i took the alcohol clown i'm like bro this [ __ ] don't it don't it and act like i had a problem so i can get credit for this [ __ ] for my probation and they're talking about the blood i'm like man i ain't [ __ ] for everybody [ __ ] going on my lip [ __ ] i had to wake up early and go to ludicrous foundation and hand out collard greens for probation damn all day no you ever had new [ __ ] dude [ __ ] do this when you go to the probation office oh [Music] [Music] about some real weird side [ __ ] okay now i commend both of y'all you feel me cause we from the west side man you feel me and rp show the note man to see y'all put y'all differences to the side man right on some real west side [ __ ] was the beautifully [ __ ] repeat me i'm talking about what the beautifully [ __ ] that's i think that was a blessing because man we ain't really had no real issue on another tip again right it was really bad i'm gonna take hold of myself hey what's up you're good that's a personal call y'all [ __ ] finna get deep sponsored this when you play somebody play the beat man man [ __ ] woke up put the goddamn head on you ain't cute big forehead ass [ __ ] playing that pink pain and [ __ ] whole mojo up you smoking these seat cars what you celebrating my friend [ __ ] being alive i heard that you know what i'm saying so hi nick all right so what i was saying like we we never really had no true pressure like you know i mean that's good man um time heals all [ __ ] issues for real if you just let that [ __ ] go and don't do nothing right the universe will handle it right you know i mean like if a [ __ ] done stole from you my fruit that [ __ ] hurt and they gotta keep driving by that [ __ ] see the plant like this naked better how you got me bro you got to do this in a whole nother [ __ ] they think it's over buddy have you ever had a [ __ ] steal from you you were going to do something to him then you hear back and you did and then lo and behold months later the universe just got him right deal with yani have to take no penitential chances for it that demo beauty that's that is like destiny coming to fruition and you know what i'm saying like that's the sweet spot that's the [ __ ] up thing about life though everything has a price and some people have a prayer right and it costs money to get rid of [ __ ] no what the [ __ ] you talking about your life chill like if it [ __ ] steal forty dollars it just means that your friendship was worth forty dollars to them what type not the gangster [ __ ] i'm nobody's going to whack any [ __ ] body okay relax nobody's going anywhere nah but we got tonight but i will say come on the energy you put out into the universe is definitely the energy you shall receive yep um in the great spirit of pmc the world is a [ __ ] and i'ma get me some i feel like he meant that the most yeah yeah i mean you know i'm saying like the people who put the most energy out they're like look at oh no man just look at all the [ __ ] who you see who are obnoxious they'll be tripping you know i mean it really seemed like 50 cent the only one who can get away with that [ __ ] you know i feel like it's just a hybrid for him it's fun it is fun he's also like he's really a great guy he's genuine right now he's saying that great yeah if he [ __ ] with right it's just the [ __ ] who he feel like you know who do [ __ ] that he think is questionable he could say it and he felt like ain't nobody gonna do nothing commotion [ __ ] [ __ ] anyway [ __ ] each other so he just said it and and nobody building it you know i said it funny you gotta establish a certain level of respect and i think that goes for anybody like people say [ __ ] about me and i don't be you know i don't care about that [ __ ] bro [ __ ] it but when i see them then they gotta say the same thing and if they walk away from that meeting and don't nothing happen then they was right right [ __ ] you mean i'm talking and there you have it you have it you walk away from that meeting with that ass whoop no i ain't saying nothing about no whoop dad because you got a bra i did let me say it you got a bracelet man i'm a fat [ __ ] who was in my yard but i got this camera right here [ __ ] i'm writing that put yeah [ __ ] laughing at your ass you're never right [ __ ] eating that food right now [Laughter] hey [Laughter] yeah you stole all them he gonna bring your head back to seas that's what he thought he could break make a big bag of seeds you'd have to grow them out over there he's gonna break everybody say you go to [ __ ] again it'll be back next year what they don't understand is those seats are worth 150 grand they're not [ __ ] seats they got diamonds inside okay it got to be somebody but just just so the world knows [ __ ] [ __ ] do [ __ ] [ __ ] cause they got [ __ ] up intentions too right when the book coming out again it ended the book coming [ __ ] got no principles better watch who you listen to and if you got wisdom then you'll understand the [ __ ] that was told to you was you know futile huh mm-hmm here we go here we go what did it say right there gang violence it's futile it's futile mm-hmm that would sound good but okay but what i'm trying to tell you is serving no useful purpose so what you're saying is the [ __ ] that the [ __ ] told you was serving no use for purpose that's what the [ __ ] he was just saying no that's not what he was just saying no he said that the [ __ ] who stole this [ __ ] they don't mean nothing no no you said the [ __ ] [ __ ] you said the ogs when you listen to the og the [ __ ] that they were telling you was feudal oh run that [ __ ] back run the tape back what we were talking about we were talking about [ __ ] that's on some [ __ ] right can anybody please who's living y'all could call the dice for us please yeah who what the point here what's the point here because obviously we we keep looking at two different points somebody please call y'all i chose not to go to school now y'all ain't gonna keep doing it you did choose not to go to school and i don't blame you cause i think public school is constructed to kill the confidence of our young black [ __ ] i think publicly [Applause] okay all right all right now that's what you learn from your books and then you utilize it i will accept it god damn [ __ ] you ain't no professor take it that's just what the [ __ ] it is that's what it is you've been drinking hey listen man we are all supposed to challenge each other to make one another better no i like it and if you're around a [ __ ] that's just accepting the mediocre part of your existence then you need to change the [ __ ] you around that's why i don't pontificate with certain [ __ ] i like that yeah it would be counterproductive it would be counterproductive or less advantageous it would behoove you to do otherwise indubitably hey look another thing man you ain't talking about uh we told [ __ ] we got a [Music] [Applause] it got a generic title right now right and we're going to come up with something this you know what i'm saying we're going to change it yeah it's going to be some [ __ ] that only we could do exactly the same kind of hood as you know but relevant socially conscious elevated provocative perspective you know yeah thought ensuing yeah siskel and eva gonna give it two thumbs up i don't even know if sis couldn't even get their two thumbs to raise up it's like [ __ ] good somebody from their family gonna do it just so we can have them dig this [Laughter] [Music] whoever the new movie critic people are they're gonna [ __ ] love it yeah man just like you said it's thought provoking oh creative well thought out so how long this show will be where are we really they like they like it [Applause] watch out [Laughter] [Laughter] let's take a bit everybody gambling who's going to win no we can't i don't even want to say the devil's name no i think what i'm telling you man we really you know right now it's like we really just got to stay praying i'm just saying y'all got money who got money i'm taking [ __ ] what the oh is this is there a point spread in vegas what what baby's got i mean is he is he the favorite or is he man we just need somebody to get in that beat i ain't saying about what we need i'm talking about what the [ __ ] don't happen [ __ ] i didn't buy anything yeah but never underestimate the power of selfish [ __ ] listen these [ __ ] is going in there like it's my checks coming and they scratching just like that everybody who needs some money be itching hey i'm telling you watch this and he tried to bribe them [ __ ] like all right now if i don't get in now you know i got some money for y'all [ __ ] yeah hot right now now this is my question would you have what did you had a conversation with no i had an opportunity to and i mean man oh i thought you meant this [ __ ] trump had a [ __ ] named polo that was trump people called polo i mean tell me what the odds are [ __ ] it's under 210 biting okay so so the other nigga's favorite yeah the other nigga's favorite by two points yeah two point ten point two hundred and ten points or two yeah that's how that's the odds let me see what the [ __ ] you get there let me see i just gave you the good news over and over i wouldn't lie on your eyes till you think i'm gonna play about the money yeah [ __ ] i'm in the house man i'm getting my cut whoever wins yeah damn [ __ ] that's crazy as hell exactly i'll be up in that [ __ ] that means if we better hunt a thousand we ain't gonna win back but like 80. come on like 80 something 79 or something like that westside matthews i don't know if i'm a goddamn uh sacrifice 100 to win 79 [Music] but if you were to win on the if you were the better hunter on the other side i thank you you're going to get that 260. yeah yeah goodness and then the soul's up gonna show up and say it's blood on that money [Applause] put that goddamn money you better do the right thing with it you better give something to the church or something for those out there who care there's been one billion dollars already wagered which doubles 2016. so we got this election of course what's the sad bit i bet you can't find the side bit but you get mad when the [ __ ] shoot dice on the curb what's going on man this is a [ __ ] who got 20 to 20 racks on the side right now somebody made it somebody faded i rather bet on the fact that what the [ __ ] happens if he actually loses uh is he gonna get out quietly or we're gonna have to i don't know illegal immigrants you know they talking about everybody that ain't white looking quiet this [ __ ] guy give them [ __ ] listen to what they're uh oh hey hey excuse me they're the first illegal immigrants look at this land shut up [ __ ] was already staying on you know you know you know my philosophy is oh [ __ ] ass oh [ __ ] that's a new part sucker [ __ ] [Music] derives from an inability to please a woman from a man yeah see when you have left a woman sexually dissatisfied and she has verbally made you aware of such you go out of there and you relive that moment in every interaction with the rest of the world this is what we now define as little dick energy now nobody would ever speak on the evils of [ __ ] but it has ruined the world as we know it we're in the house right now whole panoramic crane i'm just saying i like them i think uh man the research department is on it didn't even found the size i think all that [ __ ] derives from little dick energy and call all them ticket torch [ __ ] the little dicksters ain't is [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of their girlfriends and stuff boom pull the dick that's big in that [ __ ] you scared of a [ __ ] like the hell mm-hmm [ __ ] come here that's terrible get naked and say come here that is terrible i mean all of the hyper-sexual mandingo warriors inspired what is this [ __ ] it's classizo she ain't making her get in the bag that's real liquid man that [ __ ] made in mexico how drunk you get in mexico you ain't getting drunk in mexico if you don't lose both your flip-flops [Laughter] [Music] things going on we ain't talking about a cool oh yeah yeah talk about my clothing line i am not going to do this i was trying to get you out of there i got to get out of here i know man drink some more of that hookah [ __ ] if i say i'll do it [Music] yeah yeah this is a shame i ain't got nothing on i should have something on it but this [ __ ] here man this is uh this is a african garment i got from ghana uh a young man named chocolate he actually [Music] the slave dungeon they call it the slave castle there's nothing royal about it i went to the slave dungeon and found like a holding cell for slaves when they wouldn't caught the slaves out or caught our ancestors they caught our brothers sisters and uh uh ancestors out there in the fields and the villages and then they captured them bring them back to this dungeon sort of like a holding cell and they'll wait for days and weeks and sometimes months on the end until the ships pulled up the portuguese the europeans pulled up uh with ships you did the hand motion like that's how they pulled up they whipped up on there yeah the ships pulled up um and they came from europe in in in ships with men that were paid for insured by lloyds of london that's why you've been on that's when the people who had been captured they were they were brought out and put on like a platform where they were auctioned and people would buy them and then they walked through a door that was called the door of no return because all the people who came from that holding ceiling and walked through that door got on ships and went away and never came back never came back never came back [ __ ] baby but i'm not saying like i'm not saying like in a bad way like no extortion in that but on some real [ __ ] bro you made your 56 billion dollars you you that began with the blood sweat tears and and and entrapment or the enslaving of our people so now you got to wait with it for years and years and years but now that we know and if you care about if you have any sense of altruism in you you care about doing the right thing then you got to do what's right by us bro we need a piece of that 56 billion and on top of that if you saw fit it was within your expert opinion you deemed it appropriate to lend to the european colonizers that built and bought ships went over into africa captured killed rape slaughtered enslaved eye people brought us back over here and you insured our people as cargo so if one of us were down the way there then the colonizer would pay a deductible he refunded his money i need to go make an insurance claim on your granddaddy i'm just saying but so if you saw fit to lend to them surely you can lend to each and every descendant of each and every slave that was brought over here that still lives exists and resides within the united states today surely we can get a one million dollar loan a piece i'm saying what i'm saying that one percent interest let me know something you understand the paperwork but i'm just not sure we all hey ancestry is a [ __ ] we could trace our roots back to the galaxy we could trace the roots back to the fruit we gonna find this [ __ ] that's exactly what i'm talking about but that's the thing guess what though what we can't do is let them piss us apart and give us trinkets hey look hey let me tell you something i know they making a lot of noise i'ma take care of y'all right yeah right and i'm gonna take it y'all y'all let them know we straight um and don't worry about the rest of them see as long as we don't do no whole ass [ __ ] like that we can get out they've been training they've been trying they're separating the bands [ __ ] they ain't been trying it's been happening right they've been doing the hella working the [ __ ] out of it right yeah right i'm saying we had the people playing on that a few times man man that what the [ __ ] they've been doing then we fought for a hook line to sing this [ __ ] like goddamn uh lucy with the football for charlie brown we keep going for that [ __ ] every goddamn time you see what the [ __ ] is gonna do you see what the [ __ ] is gonna do what is the problem charlie brown [Applause] you look just like [Music] good night all right now play hey one more thing you need got the cleaning 96 impalas in the world hey man come on he has a plethora yes he does you know what i'm saying he hasn't been within you know within his uh he has abundance of them like a lot of them plenty yeah dozens on dozens and i need one all right we'll talk business and all types of activities you dig what i'm saying i forgot my [ __ ] uh apparatus of telecommunications i thought you meant this [ __ ] nah i don't need that oh no why what's up we're shooting uh [Music] it's your boy raider roach you already know the vibes baby bug out boys in the building brush motel cipher check it hey yo listen up i really want all of you humans to hear this out of every type of bug you know the roach is the realest hey yo [Music] my environment that i was born just to die and you give a [ __ ] i know that i'm fly but i'm not a fly that's not in my diet raider roast to one stand the man want to spray the most i rate his fridge then i raid his weed i'll be in the breeze before he raid me i'm in the crack right behind the wall getting gained from an og he hasn't seen it all but his brain hazy from exterminations and 0.3 i don't chase hoes i don't chase slicker but i take your cookies like a bank head [ __ ] i smoke loud i hate slippers probably more than a proud boy they hate [ __ ] creep in the corner i catch you slipping if i take your rule you drop crumbs in my kitchen you drop that sandwich with lettuce and cheese i get the bread the plate lick a bad roast get a mr bitter could never box a bug unless i'm in the tesla truck got a dick 8 lego walker's so mean she a young killer man caller covert 19 it's through bugs back taking over the bets cuz the lights on so y'all can see how we strong like a million deep don't like wraps but i love the cheese losing the better don't [Music] and all we lost in this struggle if they come for me then i'm shooting shots like the nba in that bubble they call them enrico you know something like a freako come straight from puerto rico i don't really mess with people yeah they say i'd be bugging i saw the ladies [Music] [Music] they know so [Music] [Music] his blood [Music] [Music] he'll want me to go get big [Music] that's why i'm in here stunting on your broke ass romeo known to crawl all in your house had a cold made out of mouse known to crawl all on your spouse known to crawl all on your bed get some head get some lead in your body if you play with me [Music] why [Music] oh that's all i got that's it yep i know you didn't think i was gonna come in here and really rap for free hell no you gotta pay me to talk hell if i'm a rap for free [Music] [Music] i stay popping out rosco the hoe the last thing you wanted some smoke i beat up your daddy and you're broke and rob your mama on the way to the store i took your little stuff to put nuts on her throat took your little sister put nuts in her throat hell yeah i didn't did it before i took your little sister put nuts in a throat [ __ ] yeah it's something like that and if these [ __ ] [ __ ] wanna kill me then why the [ __ ] ain't it [Music] all you gotta do pull up on me i keep it on me it's on me right now i put that on my goddamn [Music] you

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Length: 127min 24sec (7644 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 06 2020