Zooming With the Homies (ZWTH) EPISODE 49

the car facing here yet that sounds like bt baron face what up mobsters what's going on scary squad what's up youtube family what up everybody you know what i'm saying pulling up as y'all come in man just hit the like button now and i ain't got to say nothing about it y'all already know how we getting down we building over here what up janine what's going on everybody cameron here albert i think that's blair with the with the why instead of an eye you know what i was like jennifer reeves in the building y'all know what i'm saying jennifer different on uh and then more my man y'all need to pull up to the discord you know i'm talking about cam on stage pulling up okay then i tried to be on time i appreciate i see really working hard i appreciate it what up brittany talia's in here george calvin coffee with the fold mr talent what's going on man you already know to do in the building y'all know how i get down man i switched it up with the tequila earlier this week but i'm back on that dude back when i do this hat is from a black company called fruition they're out of atlanta i was there i think it was last year and i copped this joint and they mailed it home hi what are you drinking this is i mean it's here is on the whiskey tonight so i also grabbed some whiskey we got some bullets that you just did that was hilarious it was such a calculated pour it was just i didn't want to go over the oh you got the good ice too you were pro i see what you did there how do you see the big ice you got the round joy soup you do me too yay i got the round i do have the round ones but this is the cap i like your your uh i like your heads thank you i'm supporting my friend patrick are we live we're cloudy we are live my boy it's seven o'clock you know we live i like your hat thank you man remember when we were in atlanta and we were staying in um um union station yep this is where i bought the hat they they had to listen i remember the little uh kind of farmer's market thing yeah man black owner called fruition yeah melissa i think melissa might have bought one i don't know for sure but i know look like you look like dark meat duck a true friend of kevin he will never just come back but i really do like the hat the roast came after the compliment was genuine it was no unit there's people coming saying no unit listen i took a beating on instagram today i gotta i gotta give the unit a rest bro they had you in the cool runnings photos ah to hear that's one of my favorite movies of all time too i've seen that movie like three thousand times y'all hear me oh [ __ ] i'm trying to put the uh i don't know what i gotta do to get you to see me tap the screen at the bottom of the screen it should be a camera if you tap that it'll say uh turn video on yeah it might have a red line going through it yeah okay i said boom there it is all day you already know what's going on entertaining brother maintain it i'm going to go you blew up huh i'm trying to be like you brother fredericks you know what i'm saying ah doggie i'm only saying doggy because you be saying doggy yo all day you saw him it's all crack it's all good man good job consistent with the doggy ever nobody else says hey sakara what's up mama what up man everything everything only we actually ever met brother delegato man what's up man what's up bro nice to meet you big brother let's just say ipad three how many ipads you got [ __ ] goddamn let's just say ipad three big jobs oh ten i guess i got i got this my i got two but the other ones like the ipad see that's the old one that's like [ __ ] eight years old let me hold it hey you probably can't do [ __ ] with it you can't air drop nothing with it you can't do that it's like a game boy i just found this one while i was cleaning up cause we're getting ready to move look look at this one yes i don't even know what mine is that i have i found i have air like two old ipad i mean ipod touches i got the i got three classics i got a mini and i had a nano i'm gonna frame them all you're like boom boom boom boom and put it in the office i found my own blackberry the other day blackberry hey i used to want a blackberry blackberry messenger was the first really popping social media yeah it was my [ __ ] man i love you what is this i've been running around all day sangria what's that a sangria sangria and vodka tequila i just got home yo so i was like oh my god i gotta hurry up like i got you going you're gonna put the baby cereal in there on accident have a little bit of vodka left that baby gonna be crazy that day she's gonna be sleepy that before but i know that she's going to be sick tolerance doesn't matter tolerance yeah i found out the hard way but trust me she was the baby baby the baby already got a high tolerance yeah whose other voice right here other female voice that's the car is it just her nah it's khaleesha tanisha oh that's what i'm saying i hate two i said i hear two females oh you don't have it uh they not all on one screen for you i see one two three four i see me and y'all i don't even see kevin met a friend you gotta go in the corner and hit um you gotta use your uh you gotta use your laptop john come on do i oh you don't have to that's how you see all of us at the same time yeah oh [ __ ] okay or you can make into where you can see whoever's talking at um you know i think oh i see uh damn i see six participants all right so i in order for me to see all five of y'all i got to be on my laptop or yeah yeah fat all right well i'm gonna sign off and get back on all right all right wait no i'ma start the introductions but then by the time you get back it'll be on you two minutes all right all right there it is all right well welcome back to another episode last one of the week of zuma with the homies man we got a couple new people on this show um three to be exact and uh we got some announcements and uh yeah we're just gonna have a great time so with that being said let's kick it off right now first person i'd like to introduce uh somebody we're just now getting back acquainted because she's been a mom for the past um what did you say 37 37 months 2 800 months i just tell me how old the baby is 15 months well actually she'll be oh [ __ ] what's today she's 16 months we missed it the 23rd please just give it up just give it a bowl just give it a go get this celebration just celebrate and give it a goddamn book 16 16 16. listen um she's a mother writer producer amazing comedian uh fantastic friend and just a just a joy to be around ladies and gentlemen we have kenisha bus in the house what's up young lady how are you hi what's going on i've been running around like crazy all day today i was like oh i'm gonna get on here cute cause i've been doing stuff so hello i never get to get dressed up until somebody's like you want to get on zoom i'm like let me get ready the real question is what your bottoms look like well that uh well there's no draws one because that i don't know anyway all right we're not going we're not going there again oh tim tim no this is when mufasa looked over the light part of pride rock and he was looking at the dark he was like we don't go over there that's kenisha in the draws first of all do you know i've been walking around hurt feelings like yo i tried it i tried it literally i walked down my stairs and back up and i said i don't know how the [ __ ] she do this [ __ ] here really i tried it kevin for two minutes for two whole minutes alicia living a different life takara you can't be you got to be born into that that's a family thing i don't know but i've been called a vagabond and i've been hurt about it i don't know what it is i tried it you didn't feel free man i felt like cause you know my thoughts is best friends and they'd be touching some and i just was like this [ __ ] and i walked to the bottom of the stairs and then i was like no no no and i came back up i think i don't even think i came back up i think i went straight to the dryer and grab panties so they don't know what we're talking about if y'all knew what we were talking about they'll they'll know about monday that episode will be up on monday next up man um this young brother is one of the funniest guys all around you've seen them a while now you've seen them all over instagram you've seen them all over youtube um funny amazing writer great performer and just an all-around great dude man you go to his page he will make you want to be married him and his wife look like they have fun every day and it's just an amazing thing man and we've been trying to get to to work with each other for a couple months now but schedules just kept conflicting so i'm so excited to finally have him here uh even though he doesn't go by this name anymore ladies and gentlemen as i found out we have tim delegato on the show how are you sir huh all the white stuff is for likes we really we're not having a good time over here trying to get brand deals kev hit me up and was like uh he doesn't go by delegato anymore and i was like i had no idea because it's still on instagram so i had no idea i hit you i was like yo my bad i can make you another fly he's like it's all good you'll address it on the show so here we are now let the people know what do you go by yeah okay so i'm going by my government my real long ass thai last name which is it's just like it's spelled if you read it on the screen it's just like it spells so it's chantha but all the ads are eyes so chanta rangsu is what it is this should still sound like delightful to me it's not like a situation where i'm gonna be offended if you still want to call me de la ghetto like i understand like people on the street are still probably gonna scream out they like ghettos all day all day let me tell you something i made the mistake one time of of of telling people my nickname from my family okay and i'll just say it again because people haven't stopped i made the mistake of telling them that my nickname was baba and when i tell you they ran it to the ground well that's adorable huh it is horrible [Music] my first name my first name is robert so you know bob is short for robert and that's that's where that's where it came from so they gonna call you that with that hat on they're gonna be like come here bye-bye the hat is played now if i had a piece of wheat just hanging on my mouth [Laughter] i hate my i hate robert man it just sounds like i do your taxes for a living hello i'm robert moore i'll be representing you today uh you have all your documents that's i just i i never i'm not good with it anyway but you can though huh but you i can't access i can't do taxes i don't know it's right it's actually correct it's actually a correct assumption yeah that would be true takara thank you for pointing that out as well you're welcome uh next up we have my brother from another mother man i've been rocking with this dude damn this since i i came out here man uh he was on the stage then he kind of dipped and did his own thing couldn't be happier for him uh came up with a uh sketch and just took the world over by storm ladies and gentlemen amazing comedian writer director i mean he literally went to school for uh uh uh what did you go for not directing you went for cinematography initially initially i didn't want to say the wrong thing i had two things in my mind but i wanted to reach out pure pure plain clean and pure absolutely absolutely man um john what you been up on man and just trying to uh get ready to embark on a little film if i can do it i'm in the process of course i'm still doing sketches and whatnot and that's just this to feed the engine but like the goal is to uh hopefully produce this this project are you doing an r b intro because it's really low and very like sexy it's like you know i'm tired of [ __ ] i've been doing a lot of [ __ ] all day i'm bringing the energy back what's happening what's happening why are you mad at him because you found him sexy i think he is you over there trying to seduce me all right you got the flower in your hair like you gonna do a dance real quick i just got in the house i'm filming okay rose is loving it no but um the goal is to uh hopefully produce a film in the near future man so i'm trying to uh get that going okay all right brother i love it man i love it uh next up man we got a crowd favorite uh she's here down there every week so y'all already know she'll need much of an introduction but uh ladies and gentlemen we have amazing mother comedian writer producer uh teacher uh cook uh relationship expert uh ladies and gentlemen we've got you got a man too just got a man this is terrible carl williams is back on the show what's up guys going on guys i love being here thank you so much for having me to here um i love everybody in here they don't that's gonna be a good assume i'm excited yeah i'm i am too and with that being said let me go ahead and turn to my other brother right now ladies and gentlemen father husband businessman comedian actor writer director rapper rapper singer singer uh rapper actor cingo um he uh just got his head surgery and um he's kind of you know shy about it but uh i'm glad that he's here ladies and gentlemen we got kev on stage here what's up brother rapper yeah i mean you did the freestyle you did the 80d freestyle and you had them dressed wrapped up nice so i mean yeah you had the reference my [ __ ] yeah the rubber dress bro i didn't look like a two chain three and a half chains and the teeth he had the teeth the teeth three meals but i'm scrolling through my instagram feed and i didn't even know that that was you when you posted the picture and i was like why the [ __ ] can't post that and that went bad [Laughter] when he grown up i need some of them hair oils whatever you got your hair oh yeah being a fellow baldi man rock and dress bro get that [ __ ] going don't lose your hairline with that uh you know they'd be taping it don't [ __ ] up your hairline now ain't no hairline the [ __ ] up it was more gone on the sides than the front okay everybody just everybody take it easy i heard a little resentment in this voice yeah what's what's going on man what's new with you you're always shooting you're always filming something yeah man i mean the the newest thing is the virtual comedy show we're doing that tomorrow you know what i'm saying i mean we've been i've been missing the stage i got takara on the next one man uh you know i'm gonna get kanesha later on if she can get away from the baby i can get away trust i said that's so fast i'm sorry i'm like man i'm really i'm really loving uh i'm loving the com listen man i feel like uh quarantine brought the comic community closer together through the zoo and stuff we've really been like man you know because we'd be like ripping and running and traveling so much we really don't get to like uh to chop it up like that you know what i'm saying but since it's been working you know we've been really having more time to chop it up and i feel like we work together we can really take over uh hollywood man hollywood is gonna be struggling bro hollywood is it's gonna be expensive to make a movie they're gonna be like it's gonna be a lot of stuff that they have to do and i feel like with people created i was just telling tim this the other day it's like bro we're at a distinct advantage to create content and sell it complete and license to all these companies that's going to cost them a lot more to produce than it would be to license so i'm excited okay well that is man i'm excited about it too for those that don't know we're doing a keep your distance comedy show tomorrow night you can get tickets right now caveonstage.com um if you're in the uh the stage crew or scary squad or the more mob you guys uh get a discount as well we already put the discount code inside of our patreon so you guys can take advantage of that but it's gonna be it's gonna be a fun time man i'm very very much looking forward to it very much looking forward to it uh tim what have you been staying busy doing man man nothing hey doing nothing is hard no um so i i had a a travel food show called send foods that i was doing with thrillist right it was a show where we would go to different food festivals all across the country and me and my boy david so we would drink we would you know eat a bunch of food talk [ __ ] talk [ __ ] about people it was it was a good time right but you know of course since we can't travel right now they moved the show to my kitchen so we got like a small crew and we shoot the show in my kitchen like every other week or so and um we get food shipped to us from different cities like today we did like restaurants in miami and restaurants from boston and uh we've just been keeping it going like that and um other than that man i'm just trying to take this time off to like write a movie i've been saying i've been trying to write for like years now and i've been pretending like i'm gonna work on this album that i've been saying i'm gonna work on for like years now so i'm just you know trying and trying to get right trying to get fit you know right and just a bunch of stuff that i've been like bullshitting on you know okay you know what i heard what kind of album oh i rap too okay tim you know what i took away from that is that tim is doing so well that his kitchen is so big he can afford for an entire camera crew to be there that's two to three cameramen and a boom guy and and and two bulbs oh no excuse me that's the only thing i took away from that is like damn living large man and with that being said um i got to i was in my kitchen that's where you know you should be if you got a whole corner a whole table in that [ __ ] now i've been to tim's house he he flexed him i felt poor ever with every step i felt poor i was like i'm gonna go ahead and go man i gotta pick up my ebt card just bought a house wrong with a little stamp saying nothing wrong with the little things there is nothing better than a food stamp sponsored barbecue you get all the choice cuts of meat there's nothing where's the crab legs bro we put we ate takara when my sister was on stamps in washington we were putting crab legs on the grill we didn't even know how to cook them on there that's prime rib it was the best that's hilarious but listen um this is another episode of zuma with the homies uh it's not behind the paywall i want to get to you guys unfiltered raw as it comes so with that being said everybody here is a traveling comedian or traveling entertainer um and right now we are completely out of work so um if you guys would not mind blessing my guests it would be greatly appreciated at this time i'm going to ask all of my guests to change your name to your cash app and bless you a little bit for real yeah this is a real date oh [ __ ] all right first of all i've seen takara had hers i went in there i was like hold up she know something i don't know i'm been here honey she knows something i don't know well um [Laughter] i'm telling you oh man it's good it you know what it's it's weird that i i know initial initially we were like man everybody kind of fought the quarantine and having to be at home but i think the reality is starting to settle in right now and people are just making facts i'm making peace with the fact that we might be in this for another six to eight months even though put your put your damn hand down that was true i let them both go people are making peace with the fact that that we might be here for another six to eight months and they just don't accept it um even though i heard that they may have a vaccine ready as soon as october yo did you see supreme dreams sketch about the vaccine the first person to get it they they they put it into somebody that came back and he was a zombie like three seconds later listen ain't no nobody trust the government enough bro black like nah i'm good i'll take i'll take my channel cause we got a history of evidence we got a history and then they got on there was like yeah so we want to give black people to vaccine first if that don't sound like the biggest setup i ever heard in my life i was in here going well let me tell you something i'm signing up to be white that day we get i always check black when they ask you what am i in when it comes to that vaccine like yeah let me get the white box that's what you're claiming the white side right there no not the tuskegee experiment ain't no way i'm signing up first okay i'm gonna go through around the sixth or seventh generation you know what's gonna come with money first that's what they gonna do they're gonna throw some money listen i'll go with our food i'm cool i'm good ain't no you can no it ain't no way my baby first of all we don't even do regular vaccines so i definitely ain't doing some [ __ ] that don't got no test results behind it you're an anti-vaxxer kanesha yeah you know come on now i've been fighting against vaccines for over 15 years way before the people start making posts and everything else yeah i thought it was like people hard on it your baby ain't got no shots no and she won't get nothing her dad's a dr sebian so he go to the village she ready to go we got everything up over here that's what we've been sending out care packages to people that have been sick we got a colloidal regenerator we make everything over here scratch everything how did your how did it because my my school or my son's school wouldn't she's too young she's not going to school yet she's only 15 months yeah you can't give no newborn baby and just that's just me i'm not putting nothing into a newborn baby so i'm just not doing it and she don't go to school until she's five and she's going to fair home school and they go from five to twelfth grade and they don't need none of that are her ears pierced way good did you pierce your ears huh did you pierce her ears no oh okay no that's to me no she i got mine at 18. so she want to get them at 18. and get them in there huh were you was your mom the same with you yeah she was see my mom had got all her shots and still got the months twice survived the measles like none of that did anything my grandmother the same way so i had my mom end up having to give us shots for school but when i went to college it was a huge like drawn out thing because they was trying not to release my financial aid and then finally i ended up having to get it and i ended up in the hospital dead ass sick almost died so i don't do it yo mama called the monk swipe what was she hanging out at that's he called it twice once he was the first time bremerton at the time what'd you say yeah we're earrings until 18 kanesha yeah i got my ears pierced for prom yeah yeah so you gotta know everything oh to high school yeah i just uh i just went my mom we just didn't get them done and i cried and cried and then i got the second one when i turned 21. that's i was prom king i just want to say that okay well you're talking to a queen so i was prompting two half i i tied with somebody and melissa won outright and i'm not yeah i didn't go to prom because i had a baby you had a baby in high school takara why you was having a lot of heart i had sex one time damn one of those oh my brother my brother had sex one time i didn't know i was pregnant for five months oh [ __ ] my cousin was like you pregnant i was like you can't get pregnant your first time she was like you dumb [ __ ] yes you pregnant and i was pregnant 8th grade and 9th grade so she's 31 and she became a grandmother at 31. she's not a grandma even i'm judgmental i'm like wait a minute jakarta how old is your oldest 19. you got a 19 year old child a boy chase is 19 casey 15 and chrissy is six chase is nine chasers i was and then i went to vegas i went to vegas and what happens in vegas came the [ __ ] back it did not stop ever as a 18 year old huh you went to vegas for prom you said as an 18 year old or that that's not what i said um i said no i'm kidding no i said um because i have a 19 year old and a 15 year old and he said you're you were almost out of there and i went to vegas and i had but she's perfect she's like the perfect kid was that the time that we all went to i think it vegas me you tangerine clayton um nick jay alexander his wife yeah yeah yeah came back pregnant yep oh you was turning up we were turned up the whole weekend we had a really good time i don't even remember half the [ __ ] that we did i had to drive back in the middle of the night like four in the morning we did we did we had a good time now i remember we did and i got pregnant then and i didn't know until the doctor was like well you know what i think that um i think that you're pregnant and i was like no i'm not pregnant she was like i think you are so i did the urine test and it said positive and i was like do the blood well that can take up for a couple hours because it's kaiser i was like i'll wait i'll wait and i sat in the waiting room for four hours and she came back out and was like i don't know if this is good news or this is bad news you're pregnant and i was like that dirty [ __ ] wow i mean at the time you know i said it was i was married at the time it was i didn't want any more kids because we had just moved to la but she's a perfect kid man i couldn't have asked for anything else also it wasn't like a random vegas fling after the club no i was married i was married at the time and we just went to be bad turn your mic up the people are saying your bike is low turn it up to the max to the max [Music] turn the midnight love voice down and the computer up um jive you go to um what is it a mic sentence yeah you can go to mike's uh if you go to audio settings at the bottom where the mic is better is this better a lower low hello better if you can turn it up a little bit more turn it up a little bit maybe take it to the max all right is it better is this better what's that what's happening with frank what's the fracking it's better or cheaper to max all right [ __ ] it all the way to the maxim is this better yeah yeah it's distorted now but that's i guess we'll just have to deal with it i would have rather had a baby at prom because now you're still in your prime and kicking it and he they've grown they've grown up and they can help out by the time i get my life back my ass gonna be in a walker so i'm just sitting there like i think i made the wrong decision because team parenthood sounds like it's popping no kenisha hold school help your grandma help your sister's brothers everybody want to help with the baby i'm at a time where all my friends kids is grown so they don't want to help like we don't like our own kids i get no support they're like like you on your own nobody helped me when i was pregnant nobody when i had my son at uh as a teenager nobody helped i had a job i was i graduated high school i went to college and i just my parents was like you want to cause some my parents are believing and they were like you want to have a kid you're grown ain't gonna help me with nothing and i was like wait i can't even drive yet wait a minute somebody got to do something no you want to be grown be grown and i had to do it and you know but at least i'm american my six-year-old makes sure that he doesn't want to have kids my six-year-old is the birth control for my 19 year old you think your parents are what the legion from belize yeah okay that's south america right central central america okay yeah listen i i moving out here when you don't have family and you have kids man it's a different type of relationship because you don't have nobody house to drop them off to it's different different man and yeah yeah we moved out here kendall was the kid was six i think seven yeah yeah when i moved them out here and then um the car your kids were younger then and kevin your kids were they were really smart baby babies you know what's crazy about that bro in washington we were melissa and i were the last people to have kids all our homies had kids and then we moved to l.a we were the only people that had kids because before we met you two here like people in their 30s in l.a are like kids i haven't made it like nobody has kids like very few people i should say in the industry have kids ain't no time for that out here bro no i get it like people did not come out here to start families like i'm not tripping it was just weird to go from being the last in one state to the only in another city you know what i'm saying so we used to have bro all our friends had kids so it was like birthday parties you make three phone calls there's 38 kids at your kid's birthday party i'll tell you what though i need to get my engagement and my views back up so i might have some kids soon just oh tim you have a baby bro you getting another million subscribers bro people are easy all you got to do is document the whole pregnancy and then the bird grows million out the game oh i'm ready i'm ready i'm gonna be sending all the emails hey so um just so you know i'm just i just got my lady pregnant and we're looking to work with different companies pay for you won't pay for diapers wipes none of that stuff bro we had listen bro i remember the moment we stopped having to go down that aisle that's the listen even in supermarket sweep that was the aisle they went down to really rack the bill up the diapers and similac and wipes that junk don't be going on sale it's 32 dollars what you gonna do shut up you need this shut up i will say this that's why one thing though when you're in hollywood and because even i'm 38 with a one-year-old it's so many people still don't have kids we invite over 200 people to this baby shower you know we are just now going to have to get wipes in bed like we didn't buy diapers another for a year we had so many gifts we couldn't even fit them in our house we didn't know what to do so that is the plus of having a baby out here that when you do the gifts come in like you ain't got to pay for nothing so many gift cards we had like thousands of dollars in gift cards i was like my god thank you because this is man we didn't have enough i remember thinking when we had our first son i thought all the stuff they gave you at the at the hospital was free and so they're like you want more milk i was like yeah man i was putting it in my backpack little the little hats and stuff bro i saw that bill i was like y'all don't run me up for air all the every milk available it's like that uh everything today was ringing your boy up premium pricing and that my son was uh uh premature so he was like four pounds so the little bottles were like it was like two little like two little millimeters it was so small like this big yeah it was like 40 bucks a case i'm like he was only drinking like this much of it and what's the special formula though oh bro i was so mad i was four pounds yeah people are you four pounds bean was four pounds four pounds i'm a twin so we we kind of shared the womb oh yeah yeah yeah mama went to carl yeah i didn't go i always forget that i oh i want to say we were fraternal and then she got cancer she's fine but she got cancer and she beat it but she had to do like chemo and her hair fell out so she's still working working on her we used to look alike but not anymore because you know when you do chemo you get darker your hair falls out it's a whole process what we used to look like but fraternal means y'all didn't look like from the beginning right yeah it looked like all right yeah they favored but they weren't identical yeah okay guys because identical twins share the same placenta and the same sacrifice they have their own placenta on sac yeah but we still know they're very much alike are you younger or older takara i'm three minutes older than her but being a twin is [ __ ] because we went out one day when we had to be like 21 and somebody was like oh you brought your daughter i'm like [ __ ] that's my plan what kind of [ __ ] i put on in here no they just had to wait three minutes and then she would look like you first twin is always the mean twin though are you the meaner one because that first twin all the twins i know the one that comes out first is usually the bigger one and the more that took more of the supplements and they're usually the meaner embossier twins first of all don't see me like that don't treat me like that all the way let me see i'm curious let me say this i'm gonna bring john the conversation but i i try to stay out of comments i try to you know if people have questions i try to uh read those but somebody tessie b said if to hear nods's head one more time i'm getting the formation and i was getting to the money dance me and ganesha you are from l.a born and raised you are six what six four six three three and a half six six three and a half 280 i'm getting i'm trying to get down there i'm about 350 brother three are you really big job well his name is big john why y'all trying to make him lose y'all that's big numbers listen john is one of the most intimidating people up on first sight he's off of his size but when you meet him one of the coolest yes chillest [ __ ] you've ever met in your life however however however he will knock your head clean off your shoulders he comes from a family of big people how how big is your brother jack well i'm bigger than that i'm the shortest one i'm 16 and my brother is six six both of them your mother was just out here breeding giants you got different bombs though so the daddy's the one with the sperm this [ __ ] sperm is wild as hell i don't know i don't know why but for some reason every time somebody else talks your your your audio goes completely out it's not even like low it goes completely out you might have to go back to the ipad at least we heard you on the ipad on the computer for some reason if somebody else is talking we don't hear anything you say and i don't i don't want the people to miss out on it cause actually a lot of people are also shooting their shot in the in the comments they're like josh yeah you getting all of that so they they they got questions john that's hilarious uh [ __ ] the ipad is right here though i guess they asked you if you're single i'm not i got a lady now okay jack she is hella dope too i wasn't gonna say nothing unless you said something first because but she is dope as hell i think what the [ __ ] are you doing texting what the [ __ ] you're doing [Laughter] that was one of the first people i met when i moved to la he was uh remember that job at nate's yeah nate yep yeah i was shooting editing acting and stuff that's when you had the full beard really kept going with sketches when everybody else abandoned sketches john was like i'll do sketches now and i was like and long form long sketches bro everybody was like never mind and john was like i'll do it by myself and really blew up doing sketches john how did you do it john wait wait wait job wait before you before you asked answer how you did it somebody in the in the comments sunflowers stay sad but can she fight though [Laughter] i love that i love that question i i love a treat i love a tough woman man you can't you ain't got no hands i can't [ __ ] with you is this if you're going out and i see you get knocked out in the bathroom i'm gonna have a problem with you you know what i'm saying fight for sure that's crazy bro i can't imagine somebody my wife having a fight in order to keep me like hey i'm thinking melissa can't fight and you still don't have a chance hey melissa hit hard bro actually you can even um switch it back to the um the ipad if you switch back to the ipad and you mute your computer you may be able to just use the audio from the ipad and you just use that but you got to mute your computer otherwise you're going to get a wicked air echo wicked wings no nobody from tacoma that can't fight kev so i think melissa may have hands you just ain't oh melissa hit hard as hell bro don't don't don't let kev sit up here a lot of y'all melissa has hit all of us on tour me kev josh and all of us was like i'm pressing charges if you touch me again i swear to god it's not even got my press charges on i believe them kids act like they got some some ass whoopers before so i don't even believe nothing going on right now they're very well behaved like she put them we all get in trouble by her it ain't just them we all be getting in trouble we gotta go to bed [Music] we can't go crazy calls man i never had the issue with audio we got like six six people talking loud though maybe that's what it is no because it's muting though that shouldn't affect the meat button no no you talk about the original audio being low oh yeah yeah which is weird yeah so john tell the people again man we're talking about you did sketches when everybody else had cut them out what was the motivation behind that what did you know that that other people didn't know give us all that bro man uh i'm gonna keep it 100 man i went to sundance bro in 2017 and one of my boys i went to school with we played ball together and we both like film i was actually a film major he was like a business major and then after years of just playing he played ball between the league and then he came out and was like i want to do film i want to do film i want to produce and i'm going to act and he didn't know what he was doing at all seven years later he's five years later he put five years in the game of just working on production he went to sundance i went with him he won that [ __ ] he won sundance and i was like man if i just started to grind and i was grinding too y'all know cause i was working with all y'all it was some sort of time but i feel like i got to do i was behind the camera most of the time i was behind he was always on the camera although it's behind the yeah i'm staying working with shout out to dion iranna you know i'm saying clayton bt yellow shooting [ __ ] i shot with the air i shot with doughboy shop with everybody man you know what i'm saying so um i said that and i was already an actor but i wasn't putting my own [ __ ] out i wasn't doing my own stuff so i was like well the only thing that's different i've been grinding but i haven't put myself in front of the camera and that's when i said [ __ ] it's 2017 i'm about to go hard i'm gonna drop a video at least one every single week and i've been doing that since 2017 in this 2020 now i've been i didn't drop at least one video maybe even two or three in one week so enough was enough i just had to change some [ __ ] up you know what i'm saying to this uh see what the internet was gonna do for me so and uh yeah i've seen a lot of people i heard a lot of people of course tim tim was killed that's you how long ago was that 10 years ago maybe longer man i watched it yeah i've been on youtube since like 2006. in 2010 but i wasn't consistent and i used to watch people like you and you had a team of [ __ ] too i don't know if they still doing stuff but uh you was you had like yo boy it wasn't ricky shucks or something like that i would watch y'all like damn they putting content out every week and i i i was doing sketches but it wasn't nothing consistent and you can't you can't expect to blow and build some kind of following or some kind of success without success without like consistency consistency yeah so in 2017 um that's when i was like i'm about to drop a video every you know at first it was ig it wasn't even youtube yet because i was on youtube for a minute but it wasn't showing love so i kind of just found this ig thing i missed the vine part i didn't really get the six seconds buy anything going but with ig started doing the 15 seconds i was like okay i could jump on that and then the whole 60 seconds a minute here we go and then let me tell you something i never felt like a worse creator than trying to be funny in six seconds when i tell you my vines were so trash bro i couldn't even get to set it up and see i was like i don't i can't i i try to make a vine with toast and burnt toast bro i was at six seconds i was like this is just dumb bro i was i was writing a tweet today and as i went i was like and this ain't funny just shut up get to the end of this sentence bro i was like bro just shut up don't nobody want to hear this shut up i know i'm not six seconds funny i just feel like this though i the internet it just never really worked for me i'm like i'm not a sketch i'm not a i gotta figure out there's like just talk just do some rants or do something i was like everybody's doing that [ __ ] when i first came to l.a you were making movies you had like so many movies coming out you were that's a full script it's compared to like all right now you got i was like and everybody attention span is so short now so it's like all right what you gonna do in this this these little quick seconds yeah i'm actually getting ready to leave to film another movie this role will change my whole career so i'm excited oh you're topless in the film though why would people ask that you ain't gonna watch it you're lying bastard i know kanesha listen me and kenisha was coming up and watching it at the same time bro destroying the stages kenisha and nate preceded me in washington so i've been following her for a long time so no i don't know like that so i'm definitely watching i know i did too much at kevin's birthday party i showed up there he was like all right oh kenisha you was going to the max we were like girl we are saved i doubt it i don't know they're they're destroyed anyway i'm sitting here faking it the baby ruined them i got a tissue and socks rolled up pumping these bastards up right now they're gone they're not what they're using oh kids are just under destruction bro they leave a path of burn destruction everything they touch is ruined after it is they stopped suck man all the way up uh loki uh john big uh jackie fabler said you were supposed to be holler at her jackie father's wife's hell what's going on together and figure it out listen josh start stuttering to hear hey hey come on man hey listen what's up jackie fabulous hey you know cause uh you know because the last time i you know she only right now i'm gonna be careful with what i say if she watching because you know i don't know cause jackie uh highlight you wouldn't live over oh i'm sorry when the live is over we might holla what she said was i feel like josh should have hit on me but he never did that's what she said i honestly that's what she said hey i need to keep it a honey that's crazy i'm an [ __ ] [ __ ] but when it comes to professionalism i leave it alone man uh hey if i if you're a common chancellor if you're a female comic i probably wasn't gonna [ __ ] with you because you're gonna look together because yeah that's what this day are top of my list girl what you should offer yeah yeah they might not even talk about that the fact that you were cute they would already know what was going on yeah hey i i want to corrupt too many people i'm going to see all the time i will see all these comments in the in the comedy club every week every night so i'm a nice dope at the same time the other side of me i don't i don't hey listen i bet when you players then the cues was like oh we got a [ __ ] hit on eye squad hey man it was fun it was fun no it was fun let me tell you something about the omegas ja is actually average omega size like they all are built like this i love them so believe it or not i gotta i got i can't even kill them on two feet on two hands how many brothers i know that's bigger than me oh yeah you see the baby face tim would have been a captain you couldn't even why champion lisa man good well you don't die you ain't got no close eye other friends hey for something hey in the bay area where i went to school that this is a good pocket of my oldest man on the northwest let me ask tim tim what were you listening to when you were dressing like this right you ain't [ __ ] to here i was listening to the same this was probably like oh four so it was probably you know uh i think it was uh get rich or die trying uh was that confession before that's gabriel i mean it was the same [ __ ] i'm listening to now which is the clothes are smaller now right what was that that's kanye uh what's that late registration yeah oh that that was the best time of music that's the yin yang twins that was uh that's what did you see hey he's probably listening to nelly that looked like some saint lunatics uh the chicken head what the heck yeah hey tim lowkey in all your throwbacks tim you were you were fitted up bro you had you were in the time zone you i mean the time period you had you had the right fit for that time period yeah well uh i know yeah and i was look i was bootlegging cds to buy those outfits i was custom painting people's air force ones were you really yes hey where are you from uh look at him what talk about what's here yes so yeah i was um you know because i didn't want to because i knew all the name brand [ __ ] was expensive i didn't want to ask my parents for money you know what i'm saying so i was like i was doing all and i was one of the only people that really had like a cd that could boot a computer that could boot like cds yeah i could find this i was like man cds i was like and i would do little [ __ ] like um if it was an old city i would put a little red thumb print on it i'd be like i walk in the classes and be like i got a red dot sale anything with a red dot is a dollar damn it's for five minutes like enterprising bro that's smart though yeah man hey you what's going on i and morpheus and [ __ ] like that no but i wonder i used to go on a website called dr jay's where people would post their outfits and um no i'm talking about for the music the music like that they're burning you know i was definitely on limewire uh that's a nice computer you got there it'd be a shame if i infected it thanks for the infection yeah tell us about this look at this beard right here hey that's probably a screenshot of a video bro like this and [ __ ] i'm not walking around with that face uh that's a video you that's a pause picture of a video bro hey i think i was back with tour bus i was uh i used to do you know i should do bodyguard work yeah i could be on tour a lot and i'll be in the back of the tour bus where everybody in the front smoking so i'm in the back it's quiet i'm doing videos i probably was just talking some [ __ ] too like the camera oig that's what that was and i had the big beard back in the day i loved my beard man but i started auditioning for a lot of stuff they can't ask me if i can cut it you know what i'm saying so i got a question for you how did it feel going from like behind the camera to to the main talent like that was that a tough transition or you did you talk about it because they be honest with you i was always acting i was auditioning for stuff and doing commercials and like music videos even as an actor while i was still shooting for everybody else the only reason why i wasn't in front of the camera because no one knew how to knew how to shoot only people i know were former athletes and comedians and stand up comments don't have to be funny they don't know how to produce no content you know i'm saying so everybody i knew and plus i loved to direct so and right so i was okay with being behind the camera okay that's funny because with me to hearing him was in a rap group you was the one doing behind the camera for our rap group the lol crew lol crew i think that in that picture i was i had my the voice had just finalized and i had a waiting to exhale moment and i cut my hair off shorter than what it was and i for the first time i dyed it blonde and i went out with my girlfriends to some rooftop bar in manhattan i mean i said in manhattan in downtown l.a and nobody paid my rent um i paid i had to pay my own rent and uh i thought it would but it was i paid it myself and um somebody bought me some tacos that was cool i think i got a couple margaritas appropriate and they were shrimp tacos too they were shrimp tacos guys look at that picture from why you break that [ __ ] real quick real quick kev do you want to explain this that is not me was that him for rugrats is that the cynthia from rugrats that is not me bro you know that's about me that's cynthia i know myself yo i know you posted that and i was like bro that's not me bro i didn't post it i just i just put it in the chat but i was like yo this dude looks so much like kev if it wasn't for the arm tattoo i wouldn't have been sure but you look he looks so much like you dog that's a lot like listen to here i had to look a little bit i was like hold on did i i never did that did i he's like melissa did i do that melissa no okay okay i want you to answer for this when you made this theme song what was you thinking when you made this is that darkwing gut when you made this is that dark wing duck when you hate that classic pink song listen what would you be thinking there is no colder line ever ever in any song ever made then when there's trouble you call them that's the coldest line in any any genre when there's trouble you call them i remember late i called him dark meat duck oh my gosh i don't want to be friends with y'all no more i don't want to do this yo here you you don't even have a picture of me for real you just you just got he got a random [ __ ] [Laughter] hey loki somebody said that to me he was like yo your man's out here wow when we were kids really good or were the theme songs just really good both the cartoons were good i liked rescue rangers oh rescue rangers was an amazing theme song i loved rescue rangers but none of us know it no that sounds like somebody started saying king song i started watching cartoons early i thought yeah i don't know what uh my sister was my sister older than me and she was still on the animated ass tiny tomb then batman and all that [ __ ] i was out there in the streets a little bit first i know man we in my neighborhood if you in the house for three days straight you and do you a new [ __ ] to them they see you out in the bathroom where you from are they where you at oh you were snitching because you got it you got a aaa i was always off the porch bro you can't be in the house where were you where'd you grow up at 94th of vermont south central okay i just want to thank god i grew up on military bases i'm not built for the streets like that that's all good man i'm a child of god i'm from here i'm from heaven pride and pledging the allegiance i thank god i was not from the streets where are you from i just want to go to heaven i just want to go nah go ahead were you in the streets early oh my you guys got to understand all the crips moved from la up into seattle so my uncles ran the [ __ ] so every saturday friday night not saturday it was initiations in our yard and me and my sisters used to sit on the step and eat popcorn and watch them jump people into the gangs and i only cried one time because charles was more my age so when they beat up charles i was just crying like get up charles get up charles we love you like it breaks off charles uncle was a big [ __ ] you grew up all around crips you saw kids being i got my uncles when i first started going to season high i had a red clip in my hair my uncle snatched the crib the clip out and stomped on it on the ground that was my senior year where i finally was cut well michael was in jail at the time but i was finally confident enough to be like yo i'm going to this school like i love i love going to cleveland and my mom was so mad because i took everything from the school and put it up in our house like i was just so proud to go to cleveland high so that's that's what that is but it was a it was true my uncles had the the matches with the blue tips like it took a lot for me to be able to get to that point like you have no idea how hard it was for me to get i just started wearing red i just started wearing red about three years ago yeah yo kenisha i used to live in charleston oh my god cambodia here takara it was blood central i remember waking up two o'clock in the morning and some samoans were jumping somebody in yes and they were beating him up onto my honda civic and melissa was like call the police i was like bro are you crazy yeah put a car she was melissa was like stop them i said you want me to stop simone stop them first of all and the same don't even make sense this thing is stopping samoans and all the women yeah i was like no i can't stop once a month you want me to stop eight boys this man been looking forward to this day for his whole life you want me to get in the middle of this yeah this is god's plan for him it's above you now it's above me now people don't think washington got gangs i'm like that [ __ ] is dangerous in the wrong i never thought they had gangs i never in my life they're here and let me tell you what to hear because they're not from l.a they gang bang harder because they want to prove themselves they got something to prove l.a marcus seattle right listen let me the dumbest thing was all my brothers is like this though all my brothers did crime in the feds and when they did time in the fed they did time in different federal facilities so they all so two of them was [ __ ] and one of them was blood and they would not talk to each other no no they would not come to family functions if the other one was there they would be like nah i ain't coming to that function i'm like [ __ ] stop it's functioning and my brothers would not talk to each other they didn't talk to each other for about four years there's no speech when my grandmother passed they start talking to each other again but they did not talk to each other for years it was the doubles i ever was a part of in my tell your brother i'm like the [ __ ] right there it should have been this [ __ ] that's the opposite it was the dumbest [ __ ] i ever witnessed in my life hence why i'm a zeta now yeah look at it that that's hilarious that's hilarious yeah if you grew up in the crib hey i remember the homie was like hey man you want to be a capper i was like nah [ __ ] first of all you can't throw this stuff in my neighborhood at all i was like hey first of all i'm cool i love you bro and he's one of my closest homies he's the kappa and he's like bro you trying to get online with us i was like uh nah i just don't have to be man i'm cool i i couldn't even come home no you couldn't bro let me tell you something bro i moved out to la not knowing anything about the culture other than what i have seen on movies y'all literally need to have representatives from every gang at lax every day handing out pamphlets for what people can and cannot wear cause first of all i didn't know i couldn't wear a st louis fit it i'm hell nine how do you know hey this what you do you move you move north of the 10. and you can wear what you want you can do whatever i'll be walking i went with everything in glendale i wear red tuxedo glenda and victory in lancashire you can wear chucks and lancashire what about you i'm saying you is it only baseball teams like can you wear hockey caps or b or basketball caps depends on the color nah it depends on the on the on the team or what the words are what's that spelling out yeah yeah it's not necessarily baseball is this basically what the hey what's always the colors it's the colors or whatever it says on there yeah on there you wear that seattle's hat if you want to oh listen when i moved here nate you were married if you were america's head you in bad shape bro listen when i moved here nate was like don't wear no mariners hats out of 10 bro i put them all in my dresser i was like i don't even like hats i don't like the mariners what the [ __ ] did you just do to isolate yourself from the background bro like what just what just happened how did that every he changed the lighting i turned on the light wow he said i turned on the light that should look like the iphone 11 when it came out with the uh the black background without risking this yeah man uh and i i was going to say the first time i ever witnessed somebody getting jumped into a gang it was funny because uh it was my first day at paramount high right and it's me it's like 80 mexican over there so i was like i was still trying to assess the situation and uh i went into a bathroom and i was mid p like so i i had my my junk in my hand i was and i was about to start and i seen three cholo dudes come in behind me and i was like oh [ __ ] what's about to happen right and then two of them said all right go and they start jumping one dude into whatever was going on behind me and i have my penis in my hand so this is awkward for me right and so but i didn't want to just leave because i didn't want them to think i was intimidated by what was going on but i also couldn't pee because you know it was someone getting beat up behind me right so i i stood there pretended to pee for like 20 seconds pretended to shake and then just left and now and peed outside here can you show me that picture again i want to see me with no stomach i've been thinking about it ever since you had goofy i just want to reminisce i don't know where you found it but god i got to see it again it's on your page where it's way back i think it's way back to that's my thing what kev has me on uh unpopular opinion my thing is to go in people's deep i go deep i deep dive and i find that [ __ ] hold on let me let me pull it back up what he said hey [Music] [Laughter] oh [ __ ] i don't know i got it uh because i screamed i want to see it hey hey real quick oh gosh yes no stomach my arms are out hello okay okay yeah hey my uh one of my homeboys i chance to decide now it looks like it's still another kid in there so this is ridiculous that's chunky girl everyone [ __ ] like that still because i didn't see the thing i just seen the orange and the v i was like damn they got them from the pen what happened oh [ __ ] i had [ __ ] got the same mic here from the last time i hate him let me take it here i couldn't go to bed for 45 minutes for laughing that spice adam's bike last time listen let me let me let me show you something let me show y'all the type of person that spice adams is man um so he sends me this stuff right here he says billy joel who i mean all of those faces holding up is the funniest one bro you look so sad too i didn't post he said this one too that old look look that's me alongside of a seal he's like i feel like i should get more food oh no oh yeah you yeah that picture that yeah yo that picture had me weak yo yeah i'm a big kid too i'm a big kid clearly but spice man you have so much entertainment in your brain you be in your house in the field doing all kinds of stuff by yourself and making the world laugh he has a gang of time on his hands and he making a lot of use of it you know how you're a kid you can do any you give a kid a box a kid to play with a box for three hours and he's solely entertained yeah that's me that's you that's me why did you get for three hours he'd be totally entertained too hey look at that all right that's a long time [Music] i thought somebody without lock said something hold on what's up there he is hey todd i think i think kevin was trying to say the first time i thought somebody without lock said something but he messed up and fumbled back to you todd i don't know where the hell the car went uh big job you want me to fix your uh when we got kids other stuff pop up so on her behalf we know somebody hungry a diaper need to be changed a teacher calling anything right johnny change you don't want it okay baby shower gifts oh yeah hey i'm surprised i'm surprised you didn't bring it up kenisha but uh i know i showed you that video from your 30th birthday oh i still got the footage too i i paid for it i didn't even ask for a favor i paid for it too it didn't pay for it if i did pay for you pay you for that job i gave you i paid you for that yes i did i would never have not done it if you if you yes yeah i paid you in cash but you did everything you sent me like some little clips whatever and you were like oh i'ma send you the big video so i mean i underpaid you for what you was worth but that's what i have if that makes you feel better but i did pay you but you did a lot well okay i can't even uh i can't even um disagree with that you might have it it's been so long but you did a lot of work it was a lot that i was the youngest i know it's super late but i i'm gonna [ __ ] with this dude i i gotta have i still got all my hard drives hopefully i'm up for get turned on i ain't turned it on the years i still want it i think about it the 30th though the 30th but i still want to i still want it to be a great flashback people i'm not even friends with no more on that [ __ ] i want to see yes i feel like everybody got on hats or a unit so i feel left out yo is that an official nfl helmet probably so yeah this this one i wore uh my last year since we doing hats i'm just throwing mine on too that's what's up spice just had that next to him always a banger always a banger man people just start putting hats on so so spice when you got cut did you just have the uniform you're like i'm keeping this man shut up i'm keeping off here i can't keep everything man hold on hey spice yeah look at him go i already had a hat so what i got i don't have no wigs what i need to do let's get a hat well you good put your hat put it on the background bro what what that mother joint oh my god spice i want to spice i got a question for you were you this funny in the locker room or were you trying to be serious dog all of us was funny though we as man it was a bunch of kids in the locker room bro really right there so were y'all only serious on game day all right yeah yeah i found a hat but this is the i don't want to see nothing okay this is the when my girl is there hilarious kamisha why do you have that uh come on you know i'm an anti-vaxxer on the end of the world list i got a whole she said i'm the end of the world a list have mercy the end of the world wait a minute tim hands on a blonde wig what did i miss a mullet tim got a little mullet he got it he got it but what are you doing here i've been going for five minutes and all this happened kanesha why do you have that at your home [Laughter] suit so we got disaster preparedness bank radios ice has another team's helmet i just got trained he was with him too i just got treated that fast that's how i work bruh yeah sometimes you got hey sometimes that happened like that it's a party i like this it was fun i'm having a really good time guys guys why do you have all that available i'd like to see your hairline what's up this move like it was real he don't want to move it too much because the park gonna turn this part will go over here so he said what's up car this looks as real as it can look it does well not right here your [ __ ] right here this don't look like put it back a little bit just there you go dang it dang it bro get it going spicy out of control bro what are you doing out of control that's my problem that's why come on kenisha let's do 10 squats that [ __ ] falls up you about to die take that off here kenisha has a he can't see nothing right now bro i don't know what's happened i've lost the cleanings will kill you you ain't doing right cleans it to take you out the game sit down spice come on we want you back over here just come on back over here come on back to the good side spice we look at his feet look at his face you're gonna hurt yourself bro i'm going back to the good side listen um you walk that's doing it for me if you're still in in the chat man like the video man we only had 1300 likes we got 4 000 people in here for the most part spices out here working out tim got a mullet on john day is making drug deals on his phone i mean you're gonna put my auntie hat back on uh there's so much happening right now to here literally a melee this is our alter egos i think everybody has an alter ego except for to hear huh if there is the only one who was like i was me when i came in and everybody enjoyed a and did you find a bandana around it first of all i'm not doing this [ __ ] with you today i'm not entertaining you today kev did he tie your bandana around the wig that's like a wig and put a hat on i can't stand a female who put a wig on and put a hat on on top of it like that bandana is stressed like he's tying this here he's doing this he said i'm pinkie swear [Laughter] i can't even get into here with i can't it's never been this it's never been this can't give up cam can't give up camp ain't nothing there girl i got it he like a five-year-old trying to tie his shoe for the first time let that [ __ ] go bro you it's not gonna work unless your feet your shoes on the wrong feet kev just let your mama tie it she got it don't try no more let it go you see his fingers when you doing this to here oh yeah that's true you doing this with the piece when you when your fingers is doing this can't get it the car i can't get it it's a done deal i can't get it job hey man oh my god this is the most random night i've ever had this is the best now oh oh he got one of them dressed just pull the dreads out and then it'll give you more space yeah god take them off what is happening what did you invite me to bro what is this to none of my stuff somebody said i didn't adjust my pants at all today hey job what's up dog that yo means new album called the extras you know one of the songs e jones you said fans yeah you didn't know that nah i don't know apple music [Laughter] there's so much going on takara adjusting their parents for the fans uh kenisha got on the block spice yeah that's it oh my god i don't know what i don't know what john and and talking about tim took the to the mullet off i don't know there's a lot going on man it's getting real hot oh i got a scratch on my boob i'm gonna have to uh play it you know what track i'ma listen to the whole thing though make sure you tip the guests bless the guests while you guys are laughing those who have already sent omegas i see you out there all right yeah oh job what number are you spice he'd sound like a trey club i didn't know i had no idea oh the [ __ ] yes i did because i just saw that video i just saw the video spice and one of his bras in the uh auditorium it was two years back in the day cues are one of those organizations it can literally just be two of them and they'll shut the whole place down yeah look at him look at spice guys nice kicks on float look i'm ready do you see what happened when kanye alex davis looked like a joke did he crack a joke i i don't know what i'm saying people come up here make me laugh of [Laughter] don't play the music don't play the music if you play the music play the music i'mma play them are you playing the music i'm a mutual spice don't try it i can't mute them to hear is it's a great experience don't mute them don't worry it's a better video shut up you shut up shut up shut up hey hey man [Applause] with no bottoms on okay he hurt his back he hurt his back we gotta give him a [Music] thing oh jaw on it come on john they grabbing neil yeah oh it's oh dawg hey what's up big brother because you play too much you think it's a game we gotta give spice a second spice got to catch his breath he almost died twice so just like he said something all right [Music] the whole shelf all the way down evan i will slap you next time i see you do you understand what i'm saying you stopping you mute him yes because he keep playing the music and he know he won't take no strikes you're muted your business this is a fun zooming with okay titties hey [Applause] [Music] oh [ __ ] it's falling on me help me jesus oh snap this has been uh the best one this has been a look at spice glasses look i love it tim what what did you have for dinner [Music] i don't even know what to ask at this point whenever you want to whatever you want to i've lost control of the show i don't know what's happening on the kids [ __ ] the dog the dog has shoes on that's the type of family we are it's a lot going on man this is fun it is i'm having a really good time i'm having a blast hello [Music] that's a lie to him grew up on my parents when we were growing up because there's eight of us and i'm the third oldest of eight we had a van and there wasn't even no seats in the back and it was the first row of seats in the second row of seats and my dad put a mattress in the back with ropes around it and you had to hold on to the rope when we hit bumps and we had an eight-track and the only eight-track records he had was cameo and teddy pendergrass and we listened to that for three years straight damn if you don't have these albums three years ago come on stop playing with me to hear that all of these are funkadelic everything i've shown thus far i got a whole 19 year old i know all this music shut up talking to me you understand yes honey play them i'll play it on ig after this i would love that i'll put it on ig after death when you shut up but let's go back melissa standing next to him come and grab kevin's ear and he gotta go to bed at 9 15. no i can't talk to y'all no no he said i could do it till will nine like kevin baby everybody's going to be on kevin but kevin will be like i could stay up if i want to and she'll be like you can but aren't you tired i am sleepy i just wanted to try myself like kevin is tired he wants to go to bed he's talking about he come back out to the west coast man whatever [ __ ] it out john tucker now [Music] when your kids had a play date yeah he's all touched down you did a lot you don't have shoes on and you worked out honey yeah spice your wife would be letting you like do whatever you want um look how he looked around he said you have to do whatever yeah i want to do hitting 30 where you are spice are you finna get in trouble blink blink yes two times if yes one two three but i'm good it's only 8 30. i wrote dog that's what i'm talking behind you you got to look the other way too spicy because they'd be on i'll be on the bb on the other side you ran off she don't ever stop you from nothing she is a she's in bed she's asleep she's like you know she she lets me go ahead and 8 30. like curled up in bed right now and then i'ma just head down there whenever this is all done yeah four four yeah it's 10 30 central i'm doing what i want over here to tell them spice don't talk about the garage though spike's in the garage you don't you don't know where i'm at hey [Laughter] to hear you don't ever be in trouble she she know what it is she know here's the thing about fans you know what you signed up for like she knows she's not she's gonna be a sister wife um hey tag me into here because i need help let me get in your bed i love y'all [ __ ] i love the book let me know i'm divorced he said let me just wrap this up i don't know nothing [Laughter] communication is key communication is key that's all i say we're going to get it we got to get a compound off off and uh solid how do you say what that's the way oh [Music] [Music] you got 25 minutes of your friend time look at this huh we're talking about it we're talking about that we'll talk about it he's going to tax time a minute i ain't mean to say what i said is walking around the house i love the oversized t-shirts some biking shorts and a fascinator and she look good and a what a fascinator like the hats that women wear when they go to tease like the hat she looks good let me see fairy fairy can we see she look good okay she has to come over here with that crazy she got to deal with the crazy [ __ ] i'll say come over here and show her she got listen not only does she have a fascinator on she also has a wig on why she also has on wireless headphones and come on come on now you you want to let me see barry canisia come on felicia look like kanesha look like angelica skyler from hamilton look she's so cute [Music] why is everybody wearing stuff like this today until you here's the thing she's been wearing this for the last three days we've had she looks ready we've had people come over and help us out and she opens the door and they're like [ __ ] what do you got on because because of this she got iced tea in the fridge that's why i love you yeah she's a beautiful host she's still got to be a host with her you know she a host from the neck up and the rest is a packing wife yeah yeah but she don't she don't want to be a sister wife this should i be talking about i could be your sister anything you're gonna stop saying that you're all right you want to she's gonna [ __ ] you up she's gonna throw that hat in the trash you better keep playing with her look at looking can't face [Applause] me mm-hmm so this sister wife thing i'ma invite you i'ma text you [ __ ] you let me just get it out now and just stop playing games cause i love y'all collectively together i love y'all just let me get in the middle let me lay in the middle on the podcast you're gonna see a lot more of this on the podcast listen listen the night that we got engaged i was like yo i've never had a threesome i want a threesome what you say i said they're great and you should try it i watched this this is the night we got engaged so trust me when i tell you i'm straight into here jackie fabulous is in the closet you already know how jackie is she listening to this whole [ __ ] she waiting for y'all jackie what's mother us each with one of her breasts she'll put a breast on my face and she'll put the breasts on that [ __ ] she's got some things on it just left again spicy leftover we we straight over here we straight over here we laughed i still ain't signing up to be a sister one hey you're another husband i have me two husbands i don't play true denisha says you haven't seen that in a minute as many as the law would allow [ __ ] i'll be i'll have a compound i'll be our shelly but they'll be over hey listen did this [ __ ] say our shelly i can't don't they understand the hierarchy long as they understand the hierarchy whatever she say still goes but you know all right shelly did you change shirts no why did you leave i i got i it was too hot i had to go bye-bye because i said threesomes are overrated and then it got up what yeah they are i've never had one so i i can't i got a really good one it was good mine's just overrated that's i was like yeah i'm straight and that's just what happened i had a good one mine's just overrated the guy didn't do anything the girls did what they wanted and the guys enjoyed watched and that was it i think that was good hey man that's cool those are those those are good threesomes as well i mean i don't know if i'd ever do it again but i had a threesome i had chick-fil-a nuggets and the sandwich yeah all the time you don't you know chick-fil-a got a 30-piece nugget now right i didn't even know but listen i'm driving to san diego with my kids right my daughter get a sandwich the baby get the nuggets my son is like he's 19. he like i'm hungry so i'm like what you want he like nuggets so in my head i'm like i'm not gonna get two single nuggets of ten piece i'm gonna just get the 30 piece and we're going to share it so i order the 30 piece but then i get a sandwich mind your business right so i get the [ __ ] sailing and i finish my sandwich with my polynesian i'm dipping and living life i got lemonade i got waffle fries i'm good my son is like oh it's mad nuggets i can't finish this it's 30. that's a lot what i'm gonna do with the rest i'm like those are mine [Laughter] this is my son you just ate the sandwich though i'm like but i want the nuggets like you put those in the air fryer put those in the air fryer you see how you see how passionate i got at least put those in there your nose flared up a little bit your nose flared up put those cab put those in the airfryer with the french fries my lips you see my lips with the [ __ ] french fries my son was so mad i ate those nuggets he was like but it was like 20. i'm like but you didn't want him you had a chance no nuggets go to waste drinking polynesia like this i'm not drinking it tim let me ask you something if you brought up a threesome to your wife what would be her response so here's the thing right women love my wife and there's been plenty of home girls people i know who have been like they would just love to get in a situation with my wife talking about like you know hey man i'll be down for the threesome blah blah blah so then i gotta be like babe this girl's this girl said she wants a threesome with us ain't that crazy so then my wife you know chia might be like oh not no that's that's gross i would never and i you know of course i'm like nah me neither that's yeah nah that's that's gross but i gotta throw it out there real casual you know like she's talking about crazy and i tell y'all y'all are living a totally different life to me don't nobody ask me that never never have never will don't don't even come around because we are going to leave you behind that's why we are say mighty god come on we don't need the only threesome is me you and jesus god it's yeah looking down even now in the name of jesus the name of jesus sanctified yeah what about you spice what about you what about you if you brought up a threesome to your wife yeah [Music] look at the chest spinning it's spinning it's spinning [Music] don't bring me on here with spice no more bro anybody else but spice bro spice don't have no good to him at all bro i'm drinking holy water boom clean out clean the system y'all out man y'all living a different life than me god bless you a man i'm going to heaven i'm going to see you there the lord not for certain to hear you might you might they don't have i'm for certain i'm gonna say they're gonna have to double check you they said t-a-t-a-h-i all right i might get t-a-h-i-o and they go black oh god okay okay sorry you you're good you're good you're good trust me i've done way more good than i've done bad i'm here get me too [ __ ] i need it more than anybody on here oh [ __ ] we have 4 000 subscribe i mean 4 000 watches right now man 2 000 likes man we should be able to get that up to 3 000 likes why do the lights matter to you to hear what does it matter the lights keep the video in rotation keeps it on an algorithm uh on youtube what's the algorithm is bringing it tonight between algorithm and applebee's algorithm and be nice i have never heard no algorithm here's the thing people think kev is this nice person kev is a villain i didn't know spice was a villain until this week but spicy spice has evil in his art to hear my art is listen that photoshop is full of evil bro i'm convinced spice sleeps upside down with his hands crossed across his chest like that's that's who spice is he's a [ __ ] human black bat yo when i had my shirt off spice lit me up so bad bro he lit me up when he get the uh the mario i mean the uh the punch out when he turned me into the i was like oh you don't care about me as a person oh wait spice did that what that was that was right hey is that still up is that still up yeah i took it down from my confidence job i mean i just got why you want to know particulars job i'll send it to you guys see that bro i'll send i'll send it to you i'll send it to you yes sir what's the name of the hat one more time which one the name of the hat fascinating [Music] i ain't playing with y'all man i play i play ridiculous dog i ain't got no time for it well i just want to address the 4 000 people if all y'all send me a dollar that i will be doing good [ __ ] like fourth house looking only fans listen if if if everybody sent me a dollar i wouldn't i wouldn't i wouldn't take that week off i wouldn't i'm gonna be able to everybody send the dollar i couldn't take a week off but uh if i don't get that then uh trust to believe not this week coming up but the week out there i'm taking that full week off man for a little homeless child look at her she look like we need some money look at her look at her no shoes on she don't have no headband come on now come on carl just set up some ass lokito no i had a business call just set up some ass she finna smash tonight i don't got no ass probably raw i'm trying to be a sister wife i don't have no ass set up for nobody there to unfasten the fascinator [ __ ] she said i got 13 books in the back if you want to help me help me get these hooks together if you can please spice don't want to be bothered with us he's sick and tired about it spicy spice is probably on photoshop right now about to ruin somebody else's life but don't bring up no pictures of me because to hear already tried it and i was adorable and um yeah it didn't work the way you thought it was going to work pimping oh come on [Laughter] that's hilarious yeah kevin know what to do he said yo kev had the arthur fist yo that's the place he hit like this he hit me between the gloves i had my hands up he came between the gloves they killed you with that one ah kenisha they lit me up oh my god i just had to stop eventually it wasn't even i just had to stop so i could stop recruiting when they had you this is really upsetting me and my homegirls if you can't wear your wig to bella know jada [Applause] oh my god this internet is undefeated that's why i'm scared to get to your level this is the problem though takara it's your friends it ain't even the internet as well it's the people you already know you need to make better decisions then [ __ ] i don't know what to tell you i don't want to be a part of this three videos about me and we supposed to be friends listen when i saw the cool runnings and you was like this with the crew running oh my god i you know when you was on the cool runnings like this where is that at i didn't see that one either ah just turn off your internet you don't need to see all this what are your phones spy oh my god i hadn't heard of i hadn't thought of crying in 15 years until you i haven't had spring in so long everybody in the chat said you did it to yourself oh i listen listen the unit is retired i don't oh my god we're not talking [Laughter] up to 3 000 likes at least oh my god i cannot today with you guys please somebody take a picture of this and send it to me you have the doughboy remember we used to laugh at doughboy stomach and they used to make faces on doughboy stomach that's what you're doing right now right there that look like an alien face so i got one ab kev i got one look at him it ain't much it ain't much of [ __ ] but i got one app i'm trying oh my god man this is fun this is a fun line this is the fun zone listen this is the best one you had to hear it everything crazy you saying what spice yeah i've got to put his own fans as a comment oh man hey y'all don't got nothing on me now what y'all finna do i'm good that's god oh my god whenever you come back out to the west coast bro i gotta get your word in this heart look at take me to the buffet holy ghost come on kev come on ken oh first of all where you had that at where you had that kev how you i'm very sorry i exposed you to this tim i did not know that it was going to go this way all right every time it just it just it it grew legs man it started spikes when you whenever you come out to the west coast i got to get you on word and it's heart i got to get tim on word in his heart word in his heart big john uh cam when big job was on word in his heart which his episode is getting edited right now y'all look out for that he couldn't his legs couldn't fit under the desk i don't even know when you said he was on word in this heart i'm like how you sit there cuz my legs barely put under the desk yeah all right [Laughter] [Music] i'm not trying to get embarrassed go ahead and give me a tv tray and a regular chair [ __ ] a tv tray yo i'm looking forward to see if i can find it y'all it was so ridiculous when john was there dog it was it was a good time but but spice i definitely got to get you on there whenever you come back to the west coast man whenever the world opens back up and it's going to be a good ass time bro it's going to be a good ass show oh i don't want to go there if jack would fit in there no i mean you slimming down bro you looking good bro you slimming down man you didn't take it all the way down there all the way off man oh it's i said bro no we don't know out here in l.a we good we're confident in our from new york i pause who did that the cam [Laughter] wow i haven't even seen that one that's it that was in one of my videos too you on rick ross body this is i didn't even watch it because i don't respect you as a comedian but that's funny man wow they're here who did that to me somebody sent it to me kev wow all ready why am with jaden and real [Laughter] go to here that's the bread table talk the bread the bread table talk [Laughter] yo they don't got no chill bro like they don't like my family and my wife and kids it's probably one of your kids who did the [ __ ] anonymously they were sick of it takara i'm gonna light him up i'm sick of it because if they do it to your face they're gonna get on punishment but if they send it anonymously they good money nobody knows what kids do yo y'all are wild listen we got five minutes left all right we got a good time if y'all got anything coming up you want people to look out for this is the time to do it i'm going first go let's go let's go let's go kev takara and now kev kenisha spice takara um jade and then tim and then i better stay on for my [ __ ] wait what are we doing you'll see you'll just follow suit okay pull up to the socially distanced comedy show tomorrow night got to hear angel uh b lewis tony baker keon poli myself most of us haven't performed stand-up comedy in over a hundred days pull up from the comfort of your home tickets is only 12 dollars on stage.com pull up man support these poor black comedians like to hear i hate you yeah please do so uh trying to perform we're trying to do our job in the middle of the pandemic we can't go to the club so we're trying to make club you feel me kenichi go you basically say what you got coming up if you got anything coming up anything you want people to look out for um if you want to thank anybody that bless you on the cash app and uh then your socials okay well first of all there's so many you guys on this cash up i appreciate it i'm glad i said that one dollar thing y'all pulled through i'm petitioning i lost my tooth i can't find it and so i'm petitioning for a new too i can't find it you gotta be stopped bro you gotta because i take it i lost it in the dominoes game in college so it's in a rain and i can't find it it's gone i don't know if the baby ate it but i do i'm particularly for it i just had to put his shades on he ain't really here oh my god that's willing to do the job or if all this money y'all sent me will be for new too because this i put a candy corn in there it didn't hold up anyway so a candy corn yeah because it looks just like this one candy corn so it didn't matter you can follow me at kenisha bus or if you are a parent i have a mom page because i'm a new mom and i show all my fails it's the realness so it's mom mom underscore ish ish underscore so follow me over there and i'm starting my youtube so kenisha bus on youtube and you see where the cash app is at help a player get a tooth that's what it is okay i'm gonna see you two dollars let's get thank you i appreciate it um let's go with uh spice then takara is my is my mic good hello it's loud as [ __ ] it's loud it's still hot damn okay uh see me on red table top cause i'm on there as you can see right here [ __ ] is his feet up yo spice ain't no good bro he's a villain i told y'all he was a [ __ ] villain anyway the car go ahead um just continue to follow me on social media i completely appreciate all of you guys shout out to the headboard gang um i will be on kev on stage's new show uh coming up next month in august so make sure that you stay tuned watch out for the fly for that i'm also in the runnings i will put the link in my bio for the new show out called women versus food and i am one of the top two and we are just trying to figure out who's gonna be the main host and um the link will be in the bio to vote and i hope you guys choose me um and uh it's a dope experience and um i don't know just keep following me i'm an [ __ ] i'm transparent i live my life y'all love it and um shout out to to hear more for always having me and shout out to the headboard gang for loving me and um everybody that sent me a cash app i got some good cash apps uh ace boogie micah carla carla sent me twice okay man you're trying to get my vagina um janae kevin christina james stefan raymond i can't say everybody but i do appreciate all of you guys thank you so much and um i will catch you on the next with the homies yes uh big job what you got for me hey man uh download my app big job apple store google store uh or go to my website big job.com forward slash app um all my content i'm putting out is going on there first first and foremost before youtube and facebook so if you want to catch it on time go download the app 2009 a month get involved you know i'm saying thanks for the uh thanks for the cash up would i go to the list of it um the people go to the gas right then go to the the bar button four on the left on the yeah man uh jose appreciate you gary lewis ernest ernest oh you got them cougars after you just trying to get out appreciate you uh much love man um thanks for having me on there uh to hear man i love all y'all y'all make me laugh you're all very entertaining people and i'm glad to be here enjoy it until next time love life there it is you're the man what you got yeah thank you for having me uh you know just follow me on on instagram my ad is right there tim trying to write my whole long ass name and um follow me on youtube youtube.com timothy for like i'm working on a bunch of stuff and uh yeah that's it i had a good time this is a good show um i want to thank alexander carrell tarika tanisha carla shamika vanessa alonzo seth erica first impressive zebedee micah darius adrian dallas john uh casamir j-mo taking the stage gary janine uh you got 47 people uh uh thank y'all so much for the for the for the donations uh spice adams kiss my ass uh tomorrow we have a new episode of uh best silent listening party coming out and then also make sure you grab your tickets for the keep your distance comedy show that's gonna be me hosted by kev on stage keon poli tony baker that chick angel and um brandon lewis gonna be a great time and then i'll see you guys back next week monday monday next week is the last week we're doing zomling with the homies before the break uh so we got four last episodes they're gonna be amazing episodes i'm stacking the uh the the guest list just so you guys can we can go out with a bang uh takara is standing up so she can adjust her pants one last time for you guys yeah please and ganesha's doing a titty bounce for you guys justin he's kicking wing arm for a little bit and jade is looking like he it's not really supposed to be here spicy adams is the [ __ ] and kev is ready to go to sleep hey guys we're pulling up hi guys guys it's a bunch of y'all thank you i appreciate it

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Published: Fri Jul 31 2020