Young Scully VS Old Scully - This might be a bit of a REACHER | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[Music] so two keys huh that's a lot of snow Yeah if you can't handle it we're happy to find someone who can don't worry about me friend I can handle it Marissa baby go get our guest something to drink would you we don't want to drink what is this a social call it's not a tea party look like 5-year-old girls te Gentlemen please have some patience toies pure res a Catholic school girl did you bring the cash oh we brought something much better than cash what's that our guns and we you're under [Music] arrest boss man's gone where'd he [Music] go thank you kind little [Music] lady gioc Costa you're under arrest you want that drink now Hitchcock don't mind if I do Scully don't mind if I do anybody have a trash can cuz flat Topp and the freak are bringing in some garbage hey Donna just want to make sure you're okay here working at Wing yeah it's a good job and I'm excited about my new life thanks oh pleasure well we're going to go hit the gym for the second time today wait you need some protein to fuel those hard bodies it's on me H what the heck One Wing can't hurt Take My Breath [Music] Away Take My Breath Away look this is a long range heartbeat detector you can hear a human pulse through walls oh I am so sorry excuse me oh my God it's like a she Scully I'm hi uh Norm uh who are you shatz Cindy shats Scully shake your hand oh here I go meet to please you shats your hands are so clammy I ate a bunch of clams earlier and they still smell yeah that's not what she meant no it was anyway it was so nice to meet you why okay uh I'll see you around guys I was just talking to that amazing woman and I blacked out did I get her number no you chunked it of course I did I'm no Hitchcock when it comes to the ladies you don't want to be oh he's Fearless I once saw him ask out a breastfeeding mother we've made absolutely no progress it took forever to bait the traps because Scully kept eating the peanut butter out of them you can't prove it was me Rosa squirt more lube and help me yank you know that fun braggy recap we do at the end of each win can we leave this part out yes we'll make up a cooler thing but for now we lube and yank WRA your legs around him to Anchor yourself yep here we go [Applause] yeah Norm Norm what they so happy your friend invited me to I told you what would happened if I ever saw you again Earl what is going on what am I looking at Scotty has a twin brother named Earl Jake brought him here to trick you thank you for the ride Terrence apparently they don't get along very well we did get along we were inseparable until Earl slept with my wife it's not my fault you wanted to have sex with a stud instead of a dud stud your face looks like it's been kicked in by a horse well your mouth looks like a butthole your whole body looks like a butthole and you look [Music] identical should me help Scully I'm not touching [Music] this there's nowhere to run her off well that was a real mind F goodbye you hungry hungry hippos ate my ice cream why was this in your trash and who throws away a spoon it's the easiest utensil to clean I don't I don't even think it's ice cream it's probably medicine you know I'm on lots of medicines Rosa I'm sick all over this is ice cream and I'm going to prove it Serge no it's been in their mouths what do we well I guess your little investigations hit a dead end I'll be back don't move not a problem I hate moving there it go hey you dumb Dums ice cream cre moose track ice cream how do you know yep it's definitely ice cream knew it they're going down also whoever used this spoon their body ain't right okay let's say it is ice cream but I didn't need it I couldn't have I'm lactose intolerant me too I'm super lactose intolerant you're lying have you ever seen us eat dairy you know no one can bear to watch you weat check and check no no no no no no no no no it's okay it's okay it's okay oh my God that was an obvious setup you morons you're eating cheese you're lying about being lactose intolerant no we weren't some things are just delicious enough to suffer the consequences I'm diabetic but I still eat sugar out of the bag just admit you took my moose tracks admit it admit it yeah we ate it and we're eating your pizza so who's the now oh stomach oh yeah just coming they admitted it that's a victory right no Terry there are no winners here well comeing through comeing through move it you I haven't had that many romantic breakups but neither of my children will speak to me anymore okay I do keep a secret stash of food in the office I knew it where where sge am I too heavy no where is it there the one with the water stain there's a lot of food up there yeah it's this moras board I think the rats got to it you think this is the greatest thing that's ever happened I am going to partner with Scully you know what we are friends best friends sorry I took your envelope no no no it's too late boil CUO it's okay Rosa I'm focused this year and I'm more determined to win than ever I also really have to go to the bathroom why didn't you say that before he put the handcuffs on us look how dumb they are printer's fixed oh dang the mouth ofon in front of you is month old Chinese food from the fridge go ahead and eat as much as you can stomach on your mark get set [Music] Walberg I can't do this in my mouth she's the love of my life Charles is eliminated off I think this ball of soup is off I'm out I can do this I want to win so bad oh great here quick let me take a picture a that's so cute you've got a little bit of mold on the tip of your nose I tried I tried but he is unbeatable you guys know this is free right hey hey you want to hear a joke okay I don't know any jokes I should go oh that's okay I don't know any jokes either I slept in a body bag last night wa they're so cute oh no Scully don't put your finger in her mouth oh she likes it so nice and surprising when somebody thinks of others Scully I was thinking you I was thinking about how stupid your face is that's it I'm licking all these Bagels you get n well you think your spits going to stop me brother you don't know me at all oh what are we watching they've been fighting like little kids all morning and I can't get them to stop I'll tried everything ordering them to stop well that's really all I tried but I'm the superior officer that should have worked guys why are you fighting your best friends every Sunday after church Scully and I have dinner together at wingsets we know you get ribs and white Russians and watch Undercover Boss last night Scully said he was sick so I went by myself guess who was there healthy as a clam Mr liar and his new tart Cindy shots what happened to our bro code badge before b c no you always get mad when I spend time with Cindy so I lied because I didn't want you to throw a fit you cuck you're the cuck snowflake no you are worst morning ever yeah it was stressful but we got the guy surprised you two were taking it so hard talking about our lunch you self-absorbed son of a come on look at this bread it's completely inedible there's not even any soft Parts in the middle we can pull out that your sex tape we cooked that lasagna for nothing nothing okay but have you ever considered eating lasagna with no garlic bread we've never done that before I guess maybe we could give it a try what do you think Hitchcock what the hell I had a feeling something crazy was going to happen today there you go it's almost ready Mama Megalon [Music]

Channel: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Id: 3qA5y_FEVJg

Length: 10min 24sec (624 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 15 2024