You Thought I Died..? 😈

hold on a second to 2016 we three time travel okay it might not be 2016 by definitely plucked this video idea from 2016 which is fine because 2020 it sucks so I don't mind going back a little bit just for now reading your comments this was a trend back in 2016 and I made lots of videos on this so I thought why not throw it back into the comments because you know what I've seen some funny ones recently is some hilarious ones so let me browse through my previous videos and see what you guys you know jokers let's see what you've got up your sleeves well you've been ridiculing me for for the past month how far back should we go maybe we should just start with like this and go back let's see what you got for me I'm ready actually I'm not sure if I'm ready I was screaming obsidian when he said how do I get this to stop Dan's redstone is just I'd know what to say SME areas why do you hate my redstone so much it was it that bad and if you don't know what I was talking about it was this I accidentally well I was on purpose making a flying machine by accidentally launched it I didn't know how to get it to stop very guys there it goes and apparently if you put any block on top of it it doesn't stop it this guy was showering obsidian you know the story s MH s mhm Dan's logic 101 this cat has nice eyes so I'm sending it to space do you not see his eyes it was born to be an astronaut I look deep in those eyes that's all space I understand these cats like they're my own oh wait I need to show you this so I saw an Instagram comment about my cats in hardcore I don't know how can I show you this it's hilarious I found it I found it I found it here it is Dan please listen the skinny family line is critical there were only two members left skinny jr. 2 and skinnies husband aka the father of all three kittens yes the skinny is ashy you mentioned in some older videos but then you've got to agenda so my circle skinnies husband he's in the stable whatever you do don't bring those two together because they're related to each other I say you breed skinny jr. to with another cat and make new skinnies also then the skinnies husband would be a granddad also this should be an exception do this it will be easier to edit easier in general thanks for your patience PS also drew a family tree skinny jr. is a she also all my minds oh there's the family tree so skinnies dead skinnies husband is alive so skinny is the mum in this situation so then junior skinny junior the second is alive skinny junior is dead and skinny junior the third is dead oh man it's it's actually tragic when you read it like that but it's ok I think I understand this mallard duck it's okay who did you circle skinnies husband don't breed those two together okay I've got it I'm not gonna do it so though wait the only two cats I have left alive are the husband in the Sun series ruins if we could have to find a new cat the whole time I was screaming just watch a mumbo jumbo tutorial I get it I could watch tutorials but where's the fun in that you could watch me spend 20 minutes figuring it out myself then you feel a little bit just a little bit more accomplished my brain is crying whenever dad makes a redstone it just makes me feel uncomfortable should've added an S mhm oh wait hold on a second wait hold on okay so this is the video that I posted last before taking the unintentional week-long break you don't upload everyone thinks you're dead guys don't worry he's not in danger he's taking a break because he tweeted it guys he is not dead he posted on Twitter that he's taking a little break I'm actually seeing Dan more than my friends these days Oh quarantine do be like that though I really just say that okay scrap that that actually makes me feel a little bit sad hopefully we can all see our friends soon we're lucky in the UK we were allowed to see our friends now but if you're out there and you're under stricter rules then stay strong you'll be able to see your friends more than me at some point nobody's ready for bye YouTube thank you for everything dantdm everyone thinks I was Quinn I kind of enjoyed is that bad I kind of enjoyed just leaving you hanging just for a little bit just to see what would happen because if this comment section was filled with I'm glad he's gone I hate his videos anyway all of it really sad plot twist he did not take a break he's just taking his time beating geometry dash levels you guys are obsessed with geometry that Connie was said geometry - don't make me play again don't make me do it my eyes can't handle it I'm old now any youtuber doesn't upload for two weeks viewers he's dead he died didn't upload in sweet oh wait he did sweet never mind last time I watched damn was six years ago when I came back today he has a kid I'm so glad that I grew up with his videos and also my the only one who still remembers doctor trailers yeah I remember him - where is he he hasn't replied to any of my texts any of my letters emails I don't know where he is it Dan do you remember the riddle school series I certainly do I still put that down as when my favorite series ever to record it and one of the most successful in the channel as well the creator of them is also the creator of a very very very good five nights at freddy's fan game one night at flumpty's oh okay that looks kind of terrifying do I want to play this that egg looks like it has severe issues this egg looks a little bit nicer though flumpty bumpty oh wait he's the main character I should probably play this I also need to finish five nights at Freddy's VR but I'm working on it okay for those of you that don't shoot into the streams I want to make a five nights at Freddy's VR movie where I complete the rest of it I just need to I just need to get the setup working that's all I'm ready for the challenge but I don't think the challenge is ready for me whatever that means oh I saw this comment as well look emperor of Dance it's been two years dantdm look-alike Tomodachi life and I was like why are you saying dantdm look-alike then I remembered that's what is in the game they cool the player the look-alike but if you don't follow me on Twitter this happens so maybe if you're patient just a couple weeks I might have my D s fully charged by then just saying I'm getting nervous because he's not uploading oh no Dan uploads his fans and literary just one week later OMG are you dead it's so true I think I've already covered this already but it's just funny I'm okay I'm just making sure that I'm spending as much time looking after my mental health as making videos I don't want to just record videos and make them for the sake of it just to get a video out for the day I just want to make stuff I enjoy recording otherwise it's not gonna be a fun video I could easily make 2 videos a day but I don't want to it's how do you really mean but I really don't I'm doing streaming because I love it I'm making videos on here when I want to because I love it and I have the two channels now I mean I have more TDM but that's more of like an archive archive sounds like I've been reading the dictionary doesn't it I'm just using that as like an archive of all the old vlogs and then dantdm live is where I just put anything that I either stream or record I don't want to put on the main youtubes a weird balancing act and I just want to have that live channel to just shove anything I want on and not care about the analytics the way things are performing you don't care about this if basically there's content everywhere and I just saw upload when I want to and I hope you can understand that then you can you can shame me for that me shame on you then shame on you I like the new shame thing that's funny it started on the stream that every time I die they shame me oh it was from I think I covered it on this channel didn't I it was from the hardcore episode but anyway every time I die shame shame everywhere are used to adding tedium a few years ago and now go back to his channel I see his channel is still good as it's always been hey that's super nice actually usually the comments like all the nostalgia he's still for kids I'll admit to you my older videos when I watch them are very like I feel like they're very different I'm obviously the same person but I'm shouting all the time and it cringes me out so hopefully now my videos can be enjoyed by everyone but it's cool to see the people are still coming back to check the channel years later and still enjoying it that's really fun I like that look at the top of his lip he's growing a mustache laughing laughing emoji you know what when you become a dad something just happens something just happens internally where you just don't have time for your appearance as much anymore can you tell I'm lazy okay sometimes I'm lazy and the comments always like to theorize that I'm regrowing my beard I'm never doing that again okay I don't usually read these but this one's from Lily hey Dad my name is Lily I'm a huge fan I've been watching for seven years now and I know you'll probably never see this comment I got you but you're the best youtuber ever if I'm sad I'll go and you too watch your vids they always shimmy right up I wish you the best of luck Lily so cute so cute Lily I appreciate you I appreciate everyone you still watching my videos it's just it's crazy I've been doing this for so long on the second July 14th it's soon we're gonna be on YouTube for eight years soon this month madness alright let's choose another video where you guys probably gonna roast me oh this one will be great who else is waiting for Dan to slowly start making that joke say it started ages ago now I just have the title of being a dad everyone keeps asking me to sell a dad joke all of my jokes are dad jokes now technically Dan I'm gonna order one of those toilets with the light it's kind of crazy I actually need to do that still and I still need to do the recreating tick-tocks actually let me let me check something I want to do that thing where the guy is in that massive bubble I just don't know what do you search massive human bubble oh no I don't know one of these although that does look pretty fun this guy's one of a kind what do I search to find this it's like a massive balloon that you blow up with the reverse of a Hoover and you get inside it but I don't know what it is Valley way point is I'm still working on the recreant egg dogs video including buying one of those toilet lights just to see how crazy it is down before tick-tocks cares about copyright down after tick tocks doesn't care about copyright Oh interesting I haven't actually checked how many copyright strikes we got I think the record was five can't remember which one it was though it was aa magical tick tocks 1 2 3 4 5 yeah it's 5 got 5 copyright claims on one video let's go let's see what the most recent one has show me the goods oh four five six oh I know I know you're gonna run out of ironically my tick tock videos are my most viewed which would technically earn me the most money but instead all of these people get the money nice I mean I'm not complaining it would be nice to be one of the I could be the eighth person and we could slice up the pie eight ways but no I just get chucked out the other sides no onions we brother echo though seven is pretty impressive maybe people just watch the video like I'm claiming now he wants a record as you'd be advertising this is a bad idea dan I don't want to serve them literally 15 seconds later falls off chair onto the pugs um dude when I watched that back that was way too funny this is not a very nice screenshot stop I actually did say that that was in 1107 I didn't people will say it's fake but I did not mean to fall off my chair if I put it back too fast I have like these plug sockets in the floor don't ask what I like it gets caught on it and I fell but yeah literally seven seconds later I do disturb them look she's angry she's like dad are you okay look her face she was sleeping so peacefully I'm sorry I'm so sorry Dan it better be sitting indoors wearing a mask also Dan sitting indoors not wearing a mask you got me you got me true story my cousins bribed me into the Tower of Terror if you didn't see this video we were talking about the Tower of Terror for some reason which is a ride at Disney dad which makes you go up and then down it's it's not fun they bribed you into the Tower of Terror when you were six or seven I lost my scream for years and just put it back a couple of years ago could happen I just lost my insides actually though my brother he actually lost his his voice once he was on this ride I don't even know it was cold but it goes from like zero to a hundred miles an hour like in seconds but you start from staying still and then when the green light goes you're off he had his mouth open and he lost he lost his voice it was hilarious no one no one ever dancing here top tick I would do that to annoy people oh this is reminding me of another comment is it on my community tab a side poison on there when if you guys don't follow me on Twitter and stuff I'll bribe you with uploading for likes and devil emojis well I posted this update and on the comments I pinned it as well like Dan is the ultimate father he's raising Asher and us a legends oh I thought that was funny also you guys I posted devil emoji which looks different on phone by the way on iPhone it's a purple devil it doesn't look as evil as it does on here but you guys like theorized about this is this evil damn I don't trust that guys chill he was eating KFC in his finger slipped not true look danceny a writer sentence his mind let me just add a little bit of spice to that puts devil emoji well I don't think this is down at the computer posting this it was really a sure I would think so there could be a time where that happens though in their future hmm I'd be a bit suspicious why devil emoji strokes imaginary beard I would put a devil emoji I think you can put emojis in the title of videos I'm gonna put a devil emoji in the title of this video and see what happens oh I missed these videos these videos are hilarious you know what I stopped doing these videos way back obviously four years ago because the YouTube comments section was all Bob do you remember Bob oh my oh my goodness wait Bob YouTube comment there it is this is pop know your meme why do we always end up on this some on this website there it is so you were able to like copy and paste things into the comment section and people would use BOTS to post Bob they actually work it was so annoying don't do it now cuz you will immediately get banned automatically but wasn't there a bob one with a tank as well this was the other one Bob is building an army this tank of Babur against Google Plus copy and paste this all over YouTube the irony the irony of this comment now that Google Plus is dead I think this started when they integrated YouTube and Google+ together and then they removed Google+ which is kind of funny look at the interest over time I did not know they had this on tho your meme so it was in 2006 it got pretty popular but kee-kee bob was in November 2013 and January 2016 he made a comeback GG's Bob he was the first real pandemic on YouTube bless you Bob bless you I never want to see you again Dan he's about average height I'm about average height no comments please is what I said me average male height is 5 foot 6 so he's average height I'll take that my mom is an absolute legend of taking care of 5 children father props to that like seriously that's incredible shoutouts to your mom my dad took care of seven kids without a mother in the house for years all the while in the Army he's amazing that that is next-level shoutouts to your dad as well shoutouts to all parents I might be biased now but still the bed Wars video this ended up this wasn't too hot of a video but now it's it's picked up and nostalgia is rife is that even a word it's rife in the comments I just started watching down again this truly brings back memories nostalgia I remember laughing so hard watching Dan pull off his chair when he won good old days hey we want three times in that video let's go oh geez remember when Dan broke his hand that comes up in like every video that still gives me problems by the way still the stupidest thing I've ever done and it reminds me every day why just a little pain you know a little every time I've been editing or playing on playing Conan on controller is one of the worst things thank you for that hands appreciate it all the oh geez remember when Dan in the past was king of bed was I'm not gonna lie to you I don't think that ever happens oh it's never the king of bed was this video right here is literally the best I've ever done in bed wars ha I love this Big Ups to whoever edited this to probably took some time I'm glad you noticed that it was a killer video my editor is an absolute legend Hacha father why are you screaming I'm trying to sleep there's a reason I got this place soundproof but I do think about that like when he's old enough to like watch YouTube and actually understand what I do I wonder what he's gonna think oh you're so cringe but hey I'm about it we'll see when the time comes but uh this has been really fun this has got to be one of my favorite videos that I've made recently so uh I hope you enjoyed it going back to reading your comments if you did leave a big fat thumbs up and I will probably do this again keep the comment section nice Bob I don't want to see you here I'd be gone by haven't seen Bob in a hot minute luckily the YouTube comments section actually is really nice now most of the time most of the time it's a really it's a much better place to be than it was like five years ago so I can start making these videos again but yeah only if you enjoy them so leave a like if you did subscribe if you're brand new and I see you guys in the next one stay safe out there okay 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Channel: DanTDM

Views: 3,051,004

Rating: 4.9641294 out of 5

Keywords: dantdm, funny

Id: hu2OSFdqqKY

Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 04 2020