Yogi Bear - Nostalgia Critic

[Music] hey Malcolm whatever reviewing today Malcolm what are we reviewing don't that blue-ray look dusty [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] how's that well you still got to do the review the hell did we do this I don't know just like shooting you [Music] [Music] hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic I remember it so you don't have to Yogi Bear a hanna-barbera cartoon making his first appearance in 1959 on Huckleberry Hound and his own show in 1961 with his sidekick boo boo stealing pic-a-nic baskets upsetting the Ranger of Jellystone bring that [ __ ] to the big screen the audience demands yes I know you've all been waiting for this the Yogi Bear movie is here to fulfill your yogi fix I remember the riots an outburst at the mere mention of canceling its 90 spin-off Shelvin yo yogi oh I'm not making that up that show exists it clearly the potential being utilized with this timeless icon knows no bounds thus we have the Yogi Bear movie premiering in 2010 it starred dan Aykroyd as the prometheus dial alien hybrid of the Garfield movie and Justin Timberlake as his psychic booboo at last the role these two were born to play the film was sadly a huge hit at the box office which means I have to look over this nostalgia cash in to find out why is it simply because people recognize the character and associate him with good times or could it be something more no that's it that's the reason let's get through this bear turd with Yogi Bear the movie look the Warner Brothers sign is made of wood because it takes place in the woods I immediately associate this with Yogi Bear now brilliant ayan Jellystone Park for years families have headed out from the busy city eager to enjoy a little camping now come what are you doing calling my agent they're stealing my Morgan Freeman voice hello Perry somebody stole my Morgan Freeman voice what do you mean that voice belongs to Morgan Freeman what do you mean we've had this talk a million times what do you mean to stop calling you you're my agent what do you mean click beep I'm becoming more and more concerned about having you around here and much like any Jellystone Park they advertised the hell out of the fact that Yogi Bear is there though another jellystone's he's not as friendly I it's time I introduced myself shut up pic-a-nic basket yeah so in a bizarre twist dan acrid is actually not that great a yogi berra impersonator now with my accumulated talents it'll be a warning Janet evening from now on the picnic baskets are going to fall into our arms I will use tragedy boo boo watch this or it's that but weirdly enough Justin Timberlake's voice is kind of spot-on oh you're gonna get past the Ranger yogi bored but the 100th anniversary extravaganzas going on who knew he was the Daniel day-lewis of Boo Boo's as you'd imagine yogi spends most of his days trying to get picnic baskets coming up with crazy contraptions to do so I'm smarter than the average bear you know instead of going through all that you are bear you could just kill them hey I broke the matrix and just like Keanu Reeves I don't look like him really here meanwhile we cut to Ranger Smith played by Tom cavana he's trying to keep things orderly with his second-in-command Ranger Jones played by TJ Miller I mean were Park Rangers sir to protect and preserve Oh at this rate I'll never be Jason Lee I think it's got to be better than a crates and presentation of Rover Dangerfield or whatever the hell he's doing when you have a mind like mine it's true you could be saying [ __ ] like this we're being visited by 23 different species and 23 different kinds of ships you know III I'm not alone on this but it turns out a filmmaker played by Anna Faris wants to do a documentary about yogi she's already off to a rough start you cave and hide her boom Mike very well I was hoping just have to you about filming a documentary here okay so are we actually gonna let her be funny or is she just the woman yeah highlight all the plants and animals I see okay you could just replace it with a pair of boobs and a smile and pretty much get the same reaction so what are you here to film an unusual brown bear brown bear when the talks those are so rare none that I can think of she's eaten four for any speaking of kids ask yourself if a child would follow this conversation from the mayor's office well if we don't have anything to sell maybe we can profit off what we can't sell if we rezone Jellystone Park as agricultural land we can sell the logging rights this company says they'll give us thousands of dollars in acreages this is a story about a talking bear in a tie you could say a witch is haunting the forest nobody cares the Ranger introduces Yogi and boo boo to the filmmaker I'd like to introduce you to Rachel Johnson who's here to make a nature documentary [Music] goddamn you sound goddamned I think someone has to lay off the pazoozas peddled beer would you guys mind if I shoot you Oh yogi come back and meet your fate stop helping please actually my favorite part about this movie is qivana as the Ranger because every moment he's on screen he just so looks like he doesn't want to be there I know there's a mic for his audio but can we get a mic for his inner thoughts just shoot me just shoot me get me out of this dump like this charger things that supposed to be next to me urinate on her to embark her outs your territory Jesus Christ Issei piss on her he totally said this are what the hell kind of movie is this what you think oh no a black limo that means the 90s villains are about to deliver the 90s plot I just hear the area oh my god you know I'm the only other Ranger here right I so hope they mock you for this is Dipple - I am closing your park down 1673 you gotta be $20,000 in the hole - right thirty thousand five hundred sixty - okay not exactly sure how a mayor can shut down a national park but it gives the Ranger a chance to raise money to save the orphanage I mean grandma's house I mean the farm I mean cinema paradiso I mean dialogue give a [ __ ] a lot can happen in a week hey you know what I'll even get you started what's the admission fee for one car again thirty thousand dollars oh [ __ ] I guess I walked into that one meanwhile boo boo feeds his pet turtle and almost only animal seems wrong while yogi makes another device to steal picnic baskets but is stopped by the Ranger do you I've got to stop stealing food so that campers will leave here happy but they do leave here happy getting your food stolen by Yogi Berra season of flash with this rotten lu6 putting Winnie the [ __ ] there are repercussions at stealing people's picnic baskets not in my experience sir oh the other head no I didn't know there was a wrong way to use the Wilhelm scream but Yogi Bear found a way that's so distracting you can replace it with this unfunny engine joke Smith meanwhile tries to see what Ferris is up to I don't know how to talk to girls how do you think I spent so much time with animals all you have to do is scratch their backside and you've got a friend for life and you try that with people and all of a sudden here's a weird girl on the bus and nobody wants to sit next to a funny line seeing how's the only funny line the bumpy I guess I'm glad I went to her he ends up asking her to dinner at his cabin but yogi seems to be quite the cockatoo blogger where this Park needs is visitors and lots of them I'm just hoping this is gone from another universe so we can just see this happen forgive me but to me you can't enter centuries tell snagglepuss I love it [Music] you will stay away from people do you think you can do that for me fine I'll just retreat into this forest garnished by slaughtered Smurfs but oh no the big hero six donor might be changing sides why is it only going halfway down again oh okay alright so we did a double tap or do I have to present this goes on for 10 seconds almost all of you you're welcome why is it guy with your talent doing this insulting grunt work you're gonna be in charge now while you still know everything just ask the combination of Shia LaBeouf and mr. bean over there you put me in charge in a second Ranger Jones agrees to sabotage the 100-year anniversary of the park but it looks like yogi unintentionally might be ahead of him I can't take it boo boo two days without a tasty treat fee I gotta eat people I'm a bear no apparently he's referring to the picnic baskets particularly the one with doughnuts [Music] well grant in 2001 parodies have so rarely been done but the what does this have to do with anything he wants doughnuts okay why is he suddenly floating his face towards a giant one I don't really see any connection or similarities hey critic I could really go for some ice cream Tamara I I'm more ice cream you look like you're having a fantasy about being in Empire Strikes Back except you're playing both Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker and you're talking about ice cream hey you recognized it that means you understood it no I described it understand it I did not I'd like to think they're the same thing I'd like to think they are what do you mean stop calling or you'll call the police what kind of agent are you you think we might be nuts there's no mind about it okay what's this review doing to everybody [Applause] [Music] you [Applause] so leader Jones comes across Yogi and boo boo and looks them right in the eye telling them to do what they want Manley's he would look them in the eye if anybody cared about what they were doing where are you looking he's right there people see fireworks every day in the city they came here because they thought they'd see something different thanks again for helping me with the fireworks I don't know where Ranger Jones disappeared to I mean what'd you think I was gonna do set off fireworks at night day fireworks are the best I have never felt so gushy yeah I wrote a song about you I saw you at the station the mic is on the megaphone is on yes tonight yeah thank God I didn't catch the mic in his head when this is over I'm gonna jump off a bridge paint weird everybody's wearing clothes with no writing on them what's up with this car is there something wrong with her is she the only actress crying god I'm gonna drunk tonight yogi however interrupts with a waterskiing show which of course ends up setting off the fireworks [Music] now of course people flee and the Ranger is stuck not making the amount he needed to keep the park open I thought I guess it wasn't enough screwing up my life no this time you had to go and bring down this entire park look at that face that's the face of a guy holding a gun under the camera how smart of you now [Music] I could watch this Ranger forever so we sent to a different Park while Ranger Jones is put in charge much to the filmmakers dismay you and I are just two people who care about things that nobody else doesn't that's why we're alone or maybe that's why we found each other Rachel you and a spark of one thing in common you're both moldy and green and all the wrong places you both deserve a better man than me and I'm gonna see if legends of tomorrow need the Cameo Ranger Smith was right my whole life I've been different but it's done nothing but hurt people yogi what are you doing get my gun boo boo it's time to add myself to Nicolas Cage's wardrobe he decides to be an average bear which leads to well average bad jokes oh this get any worse oh I don't know a piece of [ __ ] punch line we've heard to death not it's nothing compared to a repeat of that amazing window gag come on unbelievable have a good day Ranger Smith I hate this car I hate it you know this is trying to look good do some research and it's not interesting but it's more interesting than this boo boo of course convinces yogi to go back to his normal ways when they see the park is starting to be shut down [Music] I'm humorously obligated to plate this after that line what a king yeah you think nobody is gonna hurt Jellystone you know noticing a pattern that bad Warner Brothers films use the Superman theme think about it Yogi Bear kangaroo jack Superman Returns it's a weird cycle Yogi and boo-boo go to fine Ranger Smith quiz you can tell is still acting like the devil melted his nuts a week ago mr. Ranger I've learned two things no no I mean we're bad oh no they blew my people to bits they find that boo boos pet turtle is actually an endangered species and thus they can't take down the park but the mayor now running for governor and his men try to stop them buddy I just gave cunnilingus to a turtle this is my life they decide to use Yogi's glider from earlier to fly in and grab the turtle and has ever been a good film with a glider not that this movie is ever gonna redeem itself but it is kind of a weird kiss of death isn't it you he jumps off the glider to grab the turtle and boo boo defies the laws of gravity to hook the bungee cord onto him [Music] this is not over bad pray to whatever God you're believing personally I put faith in the energy of the collective unconsciousness I'm actually a Muslim don't you never ask about they bring the turtle to the bag ayan why are you taking the turtle to the bad guy what you spending all this time keeping it away from him you think I care about what the law says get this thing out of here before anybody else sees it you know I'm the mayor of Nowheresville how do I have all this power they get the turtle but Faris recorded the mayor's evil plan and tries to play it in front of the crowd they just need a distraction [Music] we are fascinated by their thoughts about what the law says there's about to be a riot out here I need you out front what there are bare butts this calls for a damn awkward walk seriously what was that was he mimicking the way the original yogi walked the mayor's associate tries to get away but ferrets uses her years of being with animals to her advantage Snow Leopard yeah you can drag the scene out all you want I gotta have a Ferris on me I'm not gonna yell cut they put them there away and of course more people are drawn to the park making it a success again and naturally yogi is still there to encourage criminal behavior [Music] we're gonna eat the dog to Korean food tonight I guess that's kind of like how oh my god I'd rather do five scary movie sequels than one of these well crap if they're Mike in my head too that gives a [ __ ] just go see overboard and that was the Yogi Bear movie I think I'd rather watch this I'll give it credit that it's short it's only 80 minutes long and it strangely feels about that long it just flies in does some [ __ ] and then flies away like a bird leaving a dump on your shoulder it's not good but there's worse things it seems almost silly to get angry at it it's Yogi Bear the movie what did we expect even the cartoon isn't really anything that's phenomenal this is inoffensive I guess but it's also dumb and just forgettable aside from again the Ranger is dead inside reactions I swear this movie is almost worth watching just for him but aside from that this is a [ __ ] in the best gift you can easily pass on I mean it's not like this movies gonna be game when Dumber after watching it stop trying to block my calls and do your job I'm on the Titanic now you're my agent stop asking me that jack I can fly just don't watch it while operating heavy machinery I'm not a Schnauzer kind of guy remember it so you don't have to [Music] you urinate on her to mark her as your territory you

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Length: 22min 2sec (1322 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 31 2018