It's a it's a cup, but it shoots... a gun You know, you know, I have a cup. now maybe if I give it a chance to it could shoot too So, I guess that all that I gotta do is give it a gun which I just so happen to have right here! And then he said to himself Wait, maybe I shouldn't do this Maybe I've been too preoccupied thinking to myself That'd be great. It'd be so much fun to do Did I ever stop to think if I should? Eh. What's the worse that could happen? {music} GIMMIE ALL YOUR COINS BIT{bleep} Aw crap, I mean, I can't, I can't say that I'm surprised though. I mean, I mean I kind of called it. I said NOW Ok, ok just let me, just lemme grab my coins from my pocket! Space hamster! Hey everyone. What's up? it's space hammy Today we're gonna be talking about cup head bootlegs Cuphead is easily one of my favorite games of 2017 It's got a beautiful throwback style, great controls, run and gun gameplay, Fun bosses, and you can play it all co-op to boot and not to brag or anything But I was definitely like the first person ever to be hyped for this game. See I even screen capped this tweet I made back in 1990 I was only one year old then but I still knew that cuphead was gonna be really good. Cuphead sold over a Million copies in its first two weeks and now it's well over 2 million. It was highly praised by critics and gamers alike That is, you know, if you could get past the tutorial, the tutorial section. I heard that was pretty hard gosh darn it I cannot get get past this this part Cmon UGH Come on, God, come on Get up there GET UP. GET UP THERE! Okay. Well, I definitely played enough to write my review now And with that kind of success inevitably there's always gonna be people out there that want to capitalize on it and what better way than via app games. App games here and there all over the place There's so many. Why? Why is there so many? I don't get it. in fact There's already been a purge of cuphead games on the App Store's but they're still there. Games like cup hand and head adventure! You know, I'm not exactly sure what I've gotten myself into. And that's one ad already cool cool cool Cool cool man, You know when you click a button to get to the level select and you see an ad that this is gonna be a good game. But dang! eight levels?! Dat's a lot of content! No, I haven't even be able to play the game yet I'm seeing ads like every five seconds. Oh my oh my god Please God no. Something went wrong. Oh, you could say that again. Clean the area of evil mushrooms. Well, don't worry I'm definitely the best choice for that Clearly. It is me cup man. I can punch things and I can fly Wait, but why? Why can I fly? Cuphead can't fly. I mean at most he just does little dashes Okay, but at this point, I think I'm digging a little too deep into the lore And I should be practicing my fighting skills. You get your mushroom butt over here. I'm gonna beat you up Yeah, just some of this mushroom. Wait. I'm not- Am I hitting him? Wait, I'm taking damage. How am I taking damage? he's not even moving Okay, so obviously this game is what they call a Dumpster fire. The mushrooms, if you can even call them that don't even have actual animations. They just waddle up on you And can we talk about the faces a little bit? Cuphead Looks like the type of guy who goes around creepily in your neighborhood and looks through people's windows That's a- That's a ghost. heh heh. spooky. heh heh heh HEH HA HA AHH AHHHHHH I gotta fight two of these things at once? That seems obscenely unfair. Oh Oh God the car. Oh well, uh, okay uhm... Like I was saying earlier the enemies don't actually have any animations They just attack you. And when you run out of life, guess what. You can watch an ad to continue playing Oh my god You mean I can watch an advertisement and then continue teh game? That seems overpowered dude. What they forget to tell you Is that if you restart you still have to watch an ad anyway So basically you have to watch an ad no matter what you do. Oh and it gets worse The game swarms you with enemies that will repeatedly kill you in order to get you to watch as many ads as possible Well, you know what? I ain't doing it. I'm out of here See you later everyone. It's been a real good time. I'm just gonna fly off now into the sky You never gonna see me again How about this one called Cup battle rush. But wait, it just says cup head when you get in the game. Oh Boy, you're not even trying with this one. Are you I mean, I mean just look at this. Yes It's a ripped Directly from the game and not only that but they have the gall to ask for a thousand reviews before they release the next levels Sure thing and completely unrelated and not at all inspired by that I'm also not gonna be releasing the rest of this video until I reach about let's say 10,000 likes and 10,000 comments down below. So you guys better get to typing down there. I better hear some typing right now. Anyways, speaking of comments we should all go down to the review corner To do- To- To do some of those Objectively one of the best things about these games is that they're open to the public and thus Open to review and honestly, sometimes the reviews and descriptions are better than the games themselves Barbara anne Piper says "I don't like how many commercials there are. Pretty much every time I die There is a commercial. I also don't like the way the the piece that makes you move you have to hit the very top that you go up even though sometimes when you press the top I takes you down instead. The rest of it I like all in all it's a good game, but there are a few kinks to work out. I love cuphead and I was so happy about this game that I don't like is how many commercials there here are and the peice that makes you move." four stars What? Anthony Fox says "I love Cuphead, probably the best adventure type game in this century My only problem is the move pad. The distance between how far the pad can go is too small. Make it bigger and I'll give a five-star rating to controls." 5 stars Do these guys know anything about copyrights or who owns cuphead? Kind of makes you wonder All this for a game where you go down an endless hallway of pillars. That's it. That's all you do It's just a watered down version of the pyramid peril level. Instead of going through multiple phases of creative waves of attacks You just kind of fly. Okay I mean
I guess there is two different phases, but it just keeps going back and forth between the two endlessly. The only attack that Djimmie even does is the cat one. And I frequently broke the game where it wouldn't even load the next phase of the fight. Fly through the tunnels, fight Djimmie, Rinse repeat Man, Djimmie looks weird. Cuphead battle crush WHAT IS WRONG WITHPEOPLE THESE DAYS?! MEAN MAN IF YOU WANTED TO CREATE A GAME THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK THEN WHY CREATE ONE AT ALL?! THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS APP MUST HAVE WANTED TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THIS WAS A GAME. WHO COULD HAVE BEEN THAT DUMB TO MAKE THIS. Oh, it doesn't work. Well, well, I mean, I guess it kind of works I can hear the music Mm. Yeah, those jazzy cuphead classics. Cuphead plane. Wait are we just played another game where you're just endlessly flying around in a plane? Baguette boi says "This is the best game in existence It cured my dog from cancer. It killed my Ebola and it inspired me to be an artist" my god this sounds Amazing. This could very well be the best game we've ever play- Starting to think that baguette boi was lying Not only is this game just incredibly unnecessary But why is the game called cuphead plane when there's no cuphead? At least have the cojones to rip off the actual character if you're gonna rip off the name. All you do is fly through endless randomly generated levels, but the catch is you're playing with flappy bird controls Which wouldn't be inherently bad except that everything is massive on the screen. Look at this arrow. What am I supposed to do about that? It takes up like a third of the screen. Mount rainier, a 14,000 foot mountain takes up less space then the horizon line of seattle then these arrows. I'm telling you. The only thing you're really trying to do is collect coins to make the game easier FROWNY FACE EMOJI It's that time again. It's time to write a review Cuphead plan haz realy good physex, You dont even ned to spend money if good Cupheaded jumper wait I thought it was Cup jumper, not to be confused with jump Cuphead jump either Doesn't matter I guess. In the wild wild west of app games you just flip flop whenever you want. So Cupheaded jumper is a jumping game. Tap the button jump to your ultimate demise Wait wait is he...? HE'S FLIPPING US OFF! unbelievable. I can't believe this is happening I wonder if this is like some sort of developer jab at the cup had devs we're taking out previous versions of the game. It was their big break. They finally had a Totally Original Character for their completely unrelated jump game app game, but they were just too too proud. You know after getting flipped off like that it really puts your life in perspective I think I need to learn some new hobbies. Hobbies like drawing or in this case tracing. How to draw Cuphead coloring book new Ok, this isn't gonna be easy But I'm gonna draw mugman. Gotta try and stay within the lines as much as possible So that people don't think I'm a schematic. Oh, oh, yeah easy... Stay within the lines stay with the lines. Hey, you know, this isn't that bad. Maybe there's a Layton artist in me after all What about mug gun cup run? It's my favorite of the cup heads Five amazing world up to 60 plus challenging levels angry boss fight every five levels Mug gun cup run is a journey of the Super Cup boy in the amazing world of heat jungle cup boy must pass so many threats to run to target the jungle world on the dangerous road Super Cup must make use of weapon left kill the monsters In somewhere within ma- why are these buttons such low-res- That's the stuff That's the stuff now we're playing the real Cup head wait Question question mark blocks, is that is that a plate of spaghetti over there, too? I mean if I'm being realistic, this is probably the most playable game out of everything I've seen today. The controls at least function, cuphead has some decent sprite art and you know It's actually kind of like a game also that remix in the background is bumping The weird thing is those you can't just shoot things You have to collect these blue little salt shakers or potions in order to shoot your finger gun Which I mean you're gonna want a lot of those because some of these enemies are hard to shoot You also have a wall jump and you can double jump in the air which makes getting around a little bit easier It's pretty obvious though that this is just a mario clone. Just like my favorite game ever made brave cuphead best exploration adventure Brave cuphead best platformer adventure for your kids. Everything has been carefully designed for you to have lots of fun Okay sure carefully-designed I'll bite Well, I mean you guys are already losing points. You said carefully-designed it says cuphead runner You can't even get the title righ- Oh good a hundred levels I mean it's just so obvious. Everyone's trying to do the mario Disclaimer we are not affiliated in any way to trademark owner. We just made this game to make kids happy. It's our first goal Well, I think that's pretty obvious through the music choice That in the fact that you could watch ads for free coins. Nothing says kid friendly like watching a bunch of advertisements These aren't even the only Mario inspired games out there check out this one it's called jungle adventure cuphead Mmm, just just basking it. I know true beauty when I see it Wait, wait a second. Is this the same game? I think this is almost identical to the other game. We were playing Granted the graphics are a little different but the cup head sprite is the same Exact sprite and you know how I can tell us because they both weren't trimmed properly Wait, so when I get the flower power and do I turn into mug man or am I just blue Cuphead now? Oh nice, you can throw little balls like you can in Mario. Well, that's going pretty fast. ho ho HA HA HA So is there just no shame on the App Store? Does everyone just rip off each other all the time? Yeah, I'm gonna take that as yes, well this one's just called cuphead but of course on the store It was called cuphead mysterious castle world mug man. These silly game developers. How do you even forget your own game name? Uh, Hey cuphead, yo you okay there? Did you have too much coffee? Why are you gyrating? So the award-winning club head game cup had mysterious castle world mug man Is at least a little bit different in this game you're trying to complete the level and collect three treasures It's not very good. What about this one? It's called Cup super headed in the land of the devil Adventure It's the same game. I want to die. Okay. Well, that's it. We're almost, almost done We only got one more game to play. It is known simply as Cup hand adventure! Okay now I want to die. What- Well what exactly am I looking at here? This this is cuphead. Oh look It's the plane. Cuphead has planes. So this game is just an endless runner. That's that's all it is. It doesn't even work properly and it has no sound Oh, I get it. They're just leaving it empty on purpose. You can hum those classic cuphead songs yourself {Hammys recreation of a cuphead song} {Crickets chirp} Okay, that's it I'm done playing video games forever Except for when I'm playing over on my twitch channel space hamsterTFG Hey everyone, thank you so much for watching the video if you liked it Be sure to click that like button and subscribe for more videos like these Thank you so much to all my patrons listed there. You guys are amazing I don't deserve it and big thank you to everyone who draws art. You guys are awesome If you can't get enough cuphead you want to torture yourself even more than head over to my second channel where I have the five hour long cuphead bootleg stream. Follow my twitch It was kind of joke, but not really and I'll see you guys on the next video Sorry, this one took a little bit longerI tookacoupleweeksoff bye!
