World's Horniest Mobile Games

you got games on your phone guys today we're playing the world's horniest mobile games honestly most of these are probably malware to be honest just you download them and they immediately send your entire identity to a server somewhere in russia or something and that's what we're gonna be playing today let's jump into it so first we're gonna play squat master now you're probably thinking what is that some type of fitness app you know to help you elevate your squat game work on the glutes a little bit maybe some of the hammies get them nice and you know creamy no it's not that it is this is it right here let me just sit on that piggy bank right there sit on the oh don't sit on the cactus that's sharp you're gonna get prick prickles in your butthole don't do that you're gonna get prickles in your booty meat see if we can avoid that oop let that gun slide oh toothpaste what's up now [ __ ] oh balloon cake cake a little bit freaky watermelon oh let's go cactus nope sorry too smart for you too fast level completed just like that look at the chocolate all over the ass there i mean it looks like poop so yeah that's all this game is i've now this is the third level the first two levels were exactly the same no shorter no longer exactly the same i'm not really sure how long this goes for to be honest let's play level level four oh seems to be exactly the same level four completed that's it was the exact same so this game is just infinitely sitting on the same things in a who would play this who would seriously download this and feel like they got their money's worth it was free but there's not even ads on this how are they making money it's just malware probably so i'm gonna go ahead and delete that okay next up we have simp tower simp tower is the real name of this so i guess in this game we're some you know sun hat wearing la girl i guess and these are her sims cheering her on along this obstacle course of some sort this influence or obstacle course all right let's play hold to go up wow oh damn little tick tock dance they're sick i don't really understand what is happening here my simps end up in my clothes after there we go there we go oh now i'm cooking with gas [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i don't understand this game at all by the way the background music right now is not part of the game that's this is edited in this game is completely silent for some reason same with the last one no sound effects at all it's like they built these they build these games there must be some sort of like ai engine or something building these games because they really don't make any sense why is it that when i pass these simps they end up in the same color clothes as i'm wearing and then when i want to jump over something so i collect simps and then when i want to jump i hold the screen and they they propel me upwards you know this is just a big metaphor for us you know i'm this bad [ __ ] right here and this is you guys post another cut video that's you guys let me collect the sims real fast oh yeah push me up boys let me get these coins boys oh [ __ ] let me get this [ __ ] oh no all right that's it again there's no ads in this there's no nothing which makes me feel very nervous that my personal information my social security number is being sent somewhere right now [Applause] let's check out the next one okay here we go bounce big bounce big i just downloaded this one let's check it out on the app store real fast bounce big can you bounce higher age four plus years old that's right you can download this if you're four years old you can download this let's check out the screenshot here so we have something called thick mode and then it looks like you're collecting booty meat or something like that you're collecting some sort of ass meat ass meatball and it adds to your cheeks i guess it enlarges your wagon as you um as you go across this game so let's check it out this is made by this company the same company makes all of these and i have no idea what it is there we go now we got a little ad here okay they're making a little cash off me that feels a little bit better okay look at this guy look at this [ __ ] they are twerking look at that look at that wagon what a beautiful shaped peach oh yeah oh yeah dude oh if you hit the treadmill then it works the ass meat off that's [ __ ] awesome yeah let's get it okay all right all right she's ready for it let's get let's enlarge this booty girl oh oh oh yep no workout for me today please just some [Music] oh yeah get it get on that large achievement unlocked large ass okay we got another ad and we got another ad okay so this one is adware this is just straight up just a machine to generate you slay you slay nice peach girl you slay queen let's go oh [ __ ] i missed the meatball no no don't work out no extra small booty we just had a large booty and now we're down to oh we're back up to medium okay let's go i'll take that major key alert remember that dj khaled okay yep okay okay intense music here james oh my god another [ __ ] ad okay you know what i'm done with that game uh we got the large meat and that's pretty good as far as i'm concerned here's one that i'm downloading called baddies up a total transformation this one's for nine year olds and higher so maybe it's a little bit more explicit yeah um just gotta wait for it to download here oh i need some more booty meat okay here we go level one nerd you're only level one you nerd swipe to run what the [ __ ] is going on all right so we're shooting hearts at these guys so that oh no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] what's gonna happen so he just blocks us until we shoot hearts so i guess how this works is we collect hearts and then we shoot them at the jacked bald chads that are waiting to sim for us or no actually they're blocking us from progressing through this level and once we shoot enough hearts of them they crawl behind us that makes sense why don't we play this one called twerk blast made by the same developer as other notable title lotion master actually let's play lotion master what is this dude what is this what is this this is for 12 year olds what is he doing to this alien here it looks like he is jacking him off that's what that looks like let's see if we can really jack off an alien what tap and hold put lotion only on women okay so you're not supposed to put it on the alien cause that would be sus all right let's see there you go miss madam some lotion ah i'll write on right on her bosoms oh not the guy not the guy not the alien gross ah madam not on the trash miss would you like one line of lotion right across your bikini line we wouldn't want that to get burnt there you go there your milkers are there you are madame ah right across the nipples there that is very harassmenty and there you go just like that honestly after that i would say i am the lotion master guys keep in mind that lotion game was for 12 year olds 12 year olds okay this one is called muscle rush and it has four and a half thousand ratings and it's five stars 12 years plus all right here we go finally a game made by a different company all right same sort of landscape though also why no music none of these it's this is so weird again there's probably background music in the final edit as you're watching this there's some fun music gamey music maybe for me i'm playing these games in complete silence in my office alone i'm playing lotion master by myself oh hey babe no nothing just playing some lotion master over here just wait till next time we go to the beach i got you covered on your nipples all right let's see what we got here batteries charged up pumped oh and you smash through walls this is sick oh and then you get rich too oh let me just take this pre-workout later the loser a little simp later beta oh and he does the stanky leg are you kidding me all right this is actually this is probably one of the sickest games i've ever played my entire life let's try it again oh awesome oh right through the [ __ ] oh what's up later beta chad coming through and then hit the stanky leg on him oh my god i wonder if this dude is natty i wonder if those little battery packs are you know maybe they're sarms or something maybe they're a little bit of juice you know which means he's not natty which is setting a bad example for the 14 year olds playing this game all right folks that's it that's just a little taste of the depraved [ __ ] that you can find on the app store these days we gotta protect our children i'm going to the beach later [Music] you

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Length: 10min 28sec (628 seconds)

Published: Sat May 01 2021