Woody Woodpecker | Woody Flies First Class + More Full Episodes

[Music] i wonder where i should go on vacation german polynesia poem of the hula one first-class ticket to german polynesia please that'll be seven thousand dollars seven thousand all i got is 75 bucks that's only enough to send your luggage [Music] just in my suitcase bob here's your tourists [Music] [Music] huh this is no way to travel which way to first class now this is how a woodpecker was meant to fly hello welcome to paradise in the skies [Music] are you flying on business today oh no i'm on vacation and uh call me woody [Applause] [Music] you are so cute then villain would you like a tour of my home island yeah oh yeah and uh while we're in the air how's about you give me a tour of that buffet over there ah this is the [Music] volley life oh inga my most favorite flight attendant in the whole world look what i bought for you [Music] don't be gone long [Music] thanks for the chocolates bub but inga's my first class date so hands off look what i've got for you [Music] oh foodie how nice yeah they just had you written all over by that no good inga thief old passengers please buckle your seat belts we are proceeding to take off [Music] [Music] my biggest rule in taurus class is shut your yap unless you're eating chicken a fish do i look like i have all day get me the fish this is taurus class get it yourself woodpecker [Music] [Music] hi everybody gonna eat that sure knock yourself out bub [Music] i gotta get back to first class ah this is the captain speaking would flight attendant inga please come to the flight deck and get to the flight deck please ready to log some frequent suspender miles bub [Music] that's no good woodpecker [Music] just where do you think you're going tourist trying to sneak into first class um no why would i even um a beautiful attendant like you is right here with me oh my well you know you don't have to go to first class to be treated like first class escargot oh yucca i mean you bet but uh hmm if you need something to wash them down with you just sit right there my big bumper nickel back in the gym [Music] please come to the flight deck at once yeah you're now i fix that food packer [Music] meet me in the flight attendants lounge yeah flight attendants lounge it's right there boot taker [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh what have i done [Music] i want to live don't worry walrus our love was meant to live my hero we're together now and never have to fly solo again [Music] welcome to charm in polynesia now this is a vacation [Music] ah uh death soldiers had some tough fights in the court but nothing like this cold is blue [Music] that's right doc i am so sick get here as soon as you [Music] an can core soldier's never supposed to leave this command post unless it's just too darn sick to stand up now that's not too comfy [Music] ah [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh no you don't [Music] [Music] baba i have a really really really bad cold can you send me some of your homemade chicken soup oh do i have to okay please weezy pretty please with itty bitty witty sugar puppies autopsies [Music] roger will go over and out bob yeah yes siree bob's chicken soup will have her little soldier boy on his feet and feel ready before you can say hmm that was quick [Music] smells like penguins [Music] come on [Music] that'll teach you to impersonate baba's chicken soup i gotta get to bed that pig was running me so ragged i'm running fever for sure [Music] oh no gotta cool this beaver asap [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you contain a little hmm perhaps this calls for a little military strategy i'll just head that pigment off in the past and take care of my fever at the same time [Music] is [Music] now that's a top secret operation done right [Music] i must be allergic to pigments i need i need sleep i need medical attention i need my mommy now that little tuxedo and seat won't be able to steal this hot water bottle without waking me that's army intelligence huh doc thank goodness you're here tell me what i got [Music] wow [Music] i knew it i got it come out i bet okay i can shake it i can show you [Music] say doc honey are these traps really necessary well all right then get on with it i'll be brave i can't what [Music] i will not let you commandeer that hot water bottle no matter how big i am [Applause] [Music] [Applause] put me down hogwash oh sorry major meat sir bean major sorry sir i've been calling for you for the last two hours hogwash you're supposed to be on watch command i was sir but then i got so sick and then i got a fever and then i broke out at hives and then this penguin tried to steal my hot water bottle and then i yeah hogwash you're delirious with fever hallucinations hot water bottle stealing penguins i'm ordering you back to bed welcome ladies and gentlemen to a day of professional motocross racing and today is all challengers day anyone wanting to race against the pros ram bear is and try their luck luck's got nothing to do with it this woodpecker runs on high acting skills [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well grind my valves that's the kind of guy i've been looking for [Applause] hey what's the big idea uh-huh uh-huh yep i like your response yes you'll do i'll do what mr woodpecker how would you like to make a million dollars a million bucks where do i sign snazzy motorcycles is proud to make you its new spokesman and you get to ride that in the big race today wow twiggy will never have to scam again not after my new motocross perotoshi he snags that million-dollar contract hi uh who's your new photoj [Music] we've got to get rid of that woodpecker [Music] well hello there chump i mean the chum i'm ansel buzzard snazzy cycles photographer of the stars i'm woody woodpecker soon to be millionaire and owner of this cool bike oh good guy well i'm here to shoot you i need to let him shoot your picture for snazzy's big billboards tilt your head back i want to expose i need to see your chin like this that's perfect now watch out for the little baby oh a lucky penny and probably some of your adoring motor psycho fans let's move out of the limelight shall we [Music] i think i might herniate oh mr woodpecker we're ready for you on the photo hey are you sure you're a photographer of the stars oh but of course i shot them all ursa minor canis major surely you've heard of them uh yeah surely now ride straight up that hill and we'll myrtilize you i mean it will immortalize you ah film is forever unlike woodpeckers who are done for [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] film yeah we'll get it right next time this is the last shot if you don't give me this time i'm leaving for the race i'll get you this time film [Music] [Applause] this quick drying cement was pure genius tweaky now we'll get rid of this blockhead once and for all he sure is heavy for a little live boss now to dump him off the cliff and make you the snazzy cycles poster boy wow but you could get rid of me and take my million bucks eh i know pal it was nothing like you think it was all a misunderstanding yeah the race is about to begin all entrance to the starting line suckers [Music] what's this looks like a late injury don't mind if i help myself oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] man [Music] oh this is gonna cause serious breaking these challengers are giving us one explosive show folks oh we'll give them explosive all right oh yeah and then we'll get what's coming to us right boss the million buck contracts [Music] hey looks like you got turned into poster boys after all [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] don't go away i'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] it's another great skiing exhibition folks the great swedish skiing superstar is just about to break the world's record oh goody goody i love skiing yeah nothing in the world gives me so much joy what do you think you were doing wondering who would watch an old-fashioned sport like skiing hey was watching it oh so you're old-fashioned get your hands off of me you better watch it woodpecker skiing is this part of my fatherland ah more like the sport of your grandfatherland snowboarding's where it's at skiing's the greatest sport snowboarding skiing i still say snowboarding's the best can't decide on the best method to get down a frozen mountain then you should sign up for the inertiathon the all-out freestyle race to the bottom of mount incline plane it's the downhill experience of a lifetime what's in it for you well the first to reach the bottom wins 50 bucks a year supply of cornmeal and a firm handshake this will settle advancing for all you bet i challenge you to the race [Music] well here we are with two lively contestants who hope to settle the debate of which is better although there's some folk who stick to the old standby topography [Music] well i guess this little difference of opinion will be settled on the slopes racers to your marks hey wally your boats aren't tied hold my poles boot packer get set boardpacker my poles here you go [Music] go [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] what are you looking at loser [Music] i need if he some ski stick the skin i'll make him stick but good this glue will do the trick i will go skiing i either go i will beat the woodpecker and make him eat my snow [Applause] [Music] i show them a thing or two well at least i landed safely [Music] sure sure that too planker [Music] man did i um a wrong turn [Music] let's see wally get through that oh okay mowgli moguls are my specialty [Applause] [Music] remember that favor you said you owed me well i want the woodpecker taken care of you know what i mean consider it done [Music] ah swedish meatballs time to meet your maker woodpecker get it meet your maker i crack myself up sometimes [Music] oh my gosh [Music] hey how come they're laughing [Music] there's the finish line [Music] [Applause] another great toboggan victory how does tobogganing compare with skiing and snowboarding i told you the world's greatest sport is tobogganing nothing higher nothing closer to perfection how many times do i have to tell you [Music] we search for the truth behind the legendary fur bearing trout this week on apparently we don't know fact fiction or just really bad fashion statement apparently we don't know because of its hairy high the fur bearing trout is only found in cold climates it could be in northern canada the arctic circle or even outside an igloo research shows the fur bearing trout feeds on clothing to support his own fur [Music] the fur bearing trout feeds on clothing to support its own fur [Music] yeah it's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye with these things oh and thanks for the hat bub [Music] you gotta watch your hygiene there bub there's critters living down here [Music] so [Music] can i help you there bub i got a business to run here you gave up all rights to that hat when you used it for bait to try and catch me i can't be giving it back this ain't no lost and found [Music] [Music] uh what is it now mom what are you doing in there [Music] this little guy's really starting to get under my gills that's the problem with this business it's all laundry white starks dry-cleaning the trout's work is never done [Music] trout season's over kid didn't you get the memo [Music] what a mess [Music] five bucks are you nuts this is a genuine whoa [Music] hello the nervous some people [Music] listen bub i need this coat in order to run my business here well since sapps like you think i'm the furbearing trout they try to bait me with all these items of clothing this coat is the key to the clothing empire you see before you without this coat i'm just some old trout heading upstream for a good time so you're gonna have to stick to your own gig bub and leave me to mine [Music] see you around small fry and action thought for sure his fur amongst all this snow would make him stick out like a sore thumb but apparently we didn't know [Music] huh listen bob i thought i told you to scram [Music] doug nuts is here with his film crew to shoot an expose that we'll broadcast tonight on an exclusive pay-per-view that will air all around the world operators are standing by to take your order if they find me i'll be ruined for sure you know what they do to furbearing trout imposters well it ain't pretty you gotta help me little buddy come on what can i do the coat you're right the coat take it and get out of here just take it and some of these long johns too i'll be back though they can't keep lefty the trout out of the clothing business forever no matter what the law says so far no sign of the little devil but wait what's that it can't be ladies and gentlemen thought to be extinct since before the jurassic era it's the fur bearing penguin oh mr penguin wait we'd like to ask you a few questions there [Music] mr penguin hello hello come on hello [Music] order order in the court now mr woodpecker please tell us precisely what happened on the day in question well there i was your honor sitting on the bench waiting for the bus when along comes mr inconsiderate and plops his oversized you-know-what right on top of me he then threw me headlong into a tree luckily a doctor witnessed the whole thing and offered his professional advice immediately have you recently been involved in an accident that could cause you pain and suffering for years to come call me you may just get yourself a huge settlement and that is the whole truth your ownership sir mr walrus i hereby sentence you to nurse the plaintiff mr woodpecker back in order to ensure that you comply with the letter of the law i appoint this man to keep tabs on you you please the mole or it's life in prison [Music] are you okay my little bird friend and pal volley will take good good care of you [Music] there you go is there anything i can do for you my little woodpecker friend on pile of mine wally would you fluff my pillow there is that better [Music] there we are little friend and pal is there anything else that i might do for you well now that you mention it wally i had my doctor prepare a little list fresh mahi-mahi hi that's preposterous [Music] i'll have it flown in from maui the feuds flew to the top magazines food trays big screen tv stereo victor cd player hot tub that's it enough of this molly cuddling business there this should look good at your sentencing molly hurry up [Music] hey yours need a glass of water oh [Music] wow why don't you vader moment you big wally [Music] wally how's about a lullaby to put me to sleep [Music] i need something a little more soothing [Music] um maybe a little more classical wally now uh play them all together wally please [Music] wally it's too dark in here wally move the bed closer to the tv ah wally it's too bright in here wally okay buddy would that be all for now mr woodpecker sir [Music] if you should need anything else simply pull this cord and i'll be here in a iffy now i must go to sleep wally don't go far i may need a neck rub [Music] sleep [Music] [Music] hey walrus your snoring is keeping me awake would you go sleep someplace else oh and bring me a glass of tepid milk please [Music] molly what's the matter hey why what's the matter wally [Music] [Music] so dr nuts the whole thing was a fraud well apparently i was not aware that the little fellow was faking it but your ownership sir i assure you i silence in light of this evidence i have no choice but to sentence you mr woodpecker to nurse this poor helpless creature back to health [Music] don't go away i'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] [Music] huh must be my imagination now i heard something for sure that time now where did that spy guy go traveler me yes you how would you like a free ocean cruise a free cruise hey what's the catch no catch you must simply carry a briefcase but i don't own a briefcase of briefs hey never let this out of your sight national security depends on it you'll sail first class on board you'll meet your contact good question you'll know her by her flaming red hair [Music] the sooner i meet up with that redhead the sooner i can unload this case and get on with my careers what do you know the top secret case is now being transported by a total amateur this'll be like taking candy from a baby [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this magnet ought to pull his chain real good oh miss i'm patched [Music] this ain't as bad as it could have been [Applause] [Music] oh boy my very own sweet sweet with hot tub a complimentary room service hmm today's my lucky day he left without asking for a dip free juice free soup hey what's going on here [Music] uh ladies and gentlemen we'll be experiencing some turbulence please put on your life vests life vests thank you [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] [Music] the spies in the tub [Music] oh [Music] that could be my red-headed contact red-headed contact huh [Music] i wasn't always a brunette you know [Music] there she goes looking for me you look uh different up close it's the lights wait a minute you're the spy who's after the case yeah and you ain't getting away without a dance sailor [Music] [Applause] [Music] hope you don't mind if i cut in [Laughter] oh but i do hurry come with me yeah right fun time's over give me the case boydbrain do as he says i'm supposed to give it to you it's not worth it give him the case [Music] so long suckers he's getting away don't worry i've had the real case all along you you mean i was carrying a decoy well not exactly a decoy [Music] [Applause] [Music] this could be the start of a beautiful partnership [Laughter] [Music] come on hurry up it's time for the bear [Music] i'm about all blown out can we help you up oh not head splinter that was most chivalrous to help us me as thou didst i grant thee ten tickets each for thy noble actions wow you're the bestest chester here you hear me whosoever win if the most prized tickets shall be crowned king and queen of the fair let the game speak about [Music] billy the bully would i tell you wooden heads i was going to do to you next time i saw you um buy us lunch uh take us out to the ball game no no no lunch does not seem and and ball games oh i am certain it was something of a bad nature harm was involved billy oh yes are possibly plucking nah you said we'd go swing dancing [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] but swing dancing is just so not me boy hey wait a minute [Music] oh [Music] no no no no you know like that and you could be king [Music] i've always thought i looked good in a cape and crown my that's some chivalrious shooting young archer 20 tickets for me billy billy we're gonna [Music] young knights for ye mighty love rolling competition okay i'll keep them two more dopes busy up top while you tip them over from down below louie billy it is brilliant i am an aura of your plans struck with deep and at times disturbing amazement frankly you could do this remember knights you can only attack your opponent with your pugil sticks when i hit use with my puking stick you'll be throwing up things you ain't in kindergarten [Music] looks like i would i think something's going on down under [Music] 20 tickets for the winners louie you want to be king of this joint oh billy i would love use more to my favorite pickle and peanut butter croissants if this were indeed the thing you could do for me and now the final game whosoever if can defeat the evil black knight uh me and get into yon castle will receive [Music] what happened was that part of the game oh no billy you are so smart oh my nose we played a new walk straight [Music] it looks like sir chester has suddenly become sir free back i certainly had willpower [Applause] [Music] um [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you win free chester the jester event 20 more things no no please don't give them all those tickets you can't you can't you can't look i'm sorry i'm sorry i tied you up chester he doesn't know what he's saying he ate some bad fish i just want to be king i wanna what do i want jester we want billy and louie to have our tickets yeah we're willing to forgive and forget oh well that's the most chivalrous thing i've ever seen is to the king's coronation [Applause] i ain't coming out [Music] your subject's clamor for you billy i told you i ain't coming out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] these things [Music] [Music] the engines and the cheetahs have come to win [Music] here comes [Music] [Music] has ever been able to win this particular you know he's right oh it was my great grandpappy rims mcpecker who was stunning on this very course it was 70 years ago today treacherous misto the moors on turn 13 ended his career [Music] and since that day no mcpecker has ever attempted to race this course until now that is i'll win it for you grabs wait and see looks like i got me some competition well not for long [Music] huh what's going on here [Music] [Applause] [Music] there should be a war against me [Music] [Laughter] good thing gramps taught me the old glasgow gap [Music] [Laughter] [Music] still in the race [Music] free haggis next right why what self-respecting scotsman wouldn't stop for a wee bite of a snack [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] you're yeah this me any worse than the infamous block hazard at scotland's messy 500. [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah laughs gonna be on you woodpecker well oh cause we're coming up to coin thirteen the missed autumn wars hazard and no matt pecker has ever survived that get out of town it's a bright sunny afternoon there won't be any mist on that turn today oh yeah we'll see about that [Music] a shortcut to the mr the moore's turn for cheetahs only hey that's me my mistmaker is pumping and now with a little cement i'll make this ford bank hotter than geometry oh no the mist of the never get through this oh i'm a disgrace to the mcpecker clan [Music] oh boy that trophy's almost mine this fog so hard you couldn't cut it with a knife but maybe you could peck it with a beak but he couldn't have [Music] [Applause] wow it's dark in here [Music] [Music] this mist [Music] i'm doing it cramps [Music] [Music] i can hear him i can't see a thing [Music] [Applause] it [Music] [Laughter] hey great gramps this is for you that's me great grandfather [Music] don't go away i'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] [Music] [Music] okay scouts that ends our tour of the petrified forest with trees that are 10 million years old and as hard as rocks now let's go see some amazing redwoods [Music] petrified forest that way hmm i'd better go the other way oh boy unpack trees and they're all for me why i feel rather strange what am i doing in this wretched place i'd better head back to civilization um oh my it's so lovely i can't wait for all the little birdies to hold it right there woodpecker this birdbath is not for you so forget it why i wouldn't dream of being so bold i was merely admiring the craftsmanship glad to ever get you nowhere i am not cleaning up that mess of yours i'm so sorry dear neighbor i had no idea i was so inconsiderate i'll take care of that mess [Music] i i can't believe it you've seen the error of your ways maybe now we can live in harmony of course we can woody and wally friends neighbors and brothers i can't believe it took us so long to see how alike we really are [Music] astonishing isn't it game what but i have never lost a game of swedish checkers i am the reigning champion it was just luck old chum i'm sure you'll win the next game well how about a more challenging game grace paul climbing is my favorite game last one to the top is a third [Music] i win good game old bean you almost had me i don't get it i always been at swedish games chuck chuck old boy you're always a winner in my eyes oh by the way wallace you must clean and prepare for the festivities this evening [Music] are you almost ready old chum of mine i'm so thankful for your kind invitation to the swedish smorgasbord they stand a good chance of winning speed of the year aboard i've dreamt of this moment my whole life and now for the moment we have elevated further the speed of the year afford we have chosen a man of class distinction and character yeah and the winner is woody woodpecker [Applause] no this is mistake he is not even swedish it is mine this award goes to foodie woodpecker he is an imposter i am the food packer no no i am speed of the year i am speed of the year hello doctor yeah please help me i can't stand him anymore yeah well what seems to be the problem it's that woodpecker he's all nice and civilized he is ruining my life what are the symptoms well well he he's courteous he cleans up after himself and he wins at everything i do sounds to me like his head's all jumbled up what you need to do is re-jumble his oh yeah thank you doctor i think i have a plan [Music] oh voodoo they got i have a treat for you my dear wally you shouldn't have well civilized or not i'm still a woodpecker [Music] hey what are you looking at oh nothing say voody would you mind raking my yard it seems your tree has dropped leaves all over it what forget it bob [Music] something should never change [Music] what do you know it's finally father's day [Music] the day of our annual father-son tee-off pops no matter how crazy dad makes me this year i'll be the one taking home the trophy are you ready for our annual father-son golf tournament you better pop rest assured lady the trophy is going home with me just like it does every year we'll see about that pop and none of your shenanigans boy of mine i'm going to beat you fair and square by the 18th hole you're on pops anybody thinking of golfing should think again there will be a major thunderstorm this afternoon i have a feeling i'm gonna get what i'm really after by the 18th hole now watch how a master tease off [Music] not bad at all pups now watch this are you planning to whack the ball or kiss it you're aiming to knock this lights out get mad let me help you now no oh yeah that trophy's all but mine sure if it was a trophy for best divot digger [Music] shhh [Music] huh why did my ball come out of that hole [Music] as quick as messy on dry land are you back out to shape with you get out in a boat and fuel the wind beneath you're killed like a real woodpecker would [Music] [Applause] oh no you don't that's my ball there boyle better stop laying a boat i'm beating your laddie i'll bet it's a hole in one i'm kissing the trophy's mine a record storm is heading our way golfers be advised rain's coming i'd better speed this along so we can get to the 18th hole in time [Music] [Music] daddy-o [Music] [Applause] merciful divots that was a beauty of a head son [Music] wow [Music] [Music] the old electro magnet trick all i can say is you'll have to play the ball where it lies boyle you really in it nice son you'll never clear these bushes with that shot i'm one stroke closer to the trophy excuse me does this ball belong to either of you that is not my ball there's an english ball and i only use scottish rudy uses english balls [Music] [Music] you know i wouldn't go out in a storm dress like that [Music] wow what do you know about that this is no rain it's just a mess play online but pop the neck peckers are golfers not swimmers ah there's a wee bit of water that scares you then come on swing already come on come on [Music] [Music] is there anything i can do for you sonny well i might be back to my old self if i had that trophy pop sure my sunny boy anything it's yours for the year keep it really thanks pop i got the trophy i got the trophy what you aren't even struck by you were just filling your own puppy the whole time no my trophy sure thing boy oh that'll look great on your mantle for the rest of the year [Music] space get that not have the space cadet splinter come in splinter i have the killer asteroid in sight roger that cadet head we have to do something before it destroys the earth my zap zobar ace alien hunter foam ring should do the job [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on kids [Music] ah there's only so many space missions one uncle can take this is not gonna go on all summer i can tell you that maybe you could send us to the zack zubar summer space camp uncle woody do you have any idea what summer camp costs these days 300 bucks a week can we go uncle woody please please please can we can we well what do you know i have exactly 45 only enough to send your beaks to that camp perfect 45 bucks is all i need then i'll have enough to go to bora bora well hello there sucker i mean sir looking to send the little ones off to camp this summer you bet well if can't buzz it we train youngsters to be fine upstanding buzzing scouts uh space cadets i've never heard of camp buzzard what do kids do at this camp anyway is it expensive there's overhead room and board luxury tax equestrian fee and you always have to consider the yen about 50 bucks but we're having a deal this week only two for 45. 45 bucks sold counselor buzz they're all yours welcome to camp buzzard kids gee it doesn't look like much this is an exact replica of planet junko-rama really cool do we get camp nicknames like they do at zach zilbar's camp nicknames sure you'll be one zero two three seven three and you can be one zero two three seven four that was my old nickname at camp what kind of camps have you been to i went to uh camp folsom i mean camp alcatraz uh i mean camp pokey yeah camp hokey pokey now go play [Music] we came here to be space cadets oh sure in order to be space cadets you gotta earn a bunch of merit badges here this is for your weightless training merit badge what are those anti-gravity boots yeah they belong to my favorite auntie gravity wait what about seat belts [Music] what about navigational equipment how will we know where to follow the sun you'll be close enough but how will we steer that's so easy even a woodpecker can do it all you gotta do is pull the release pin [Applause] we're hungry now counselor buzz yeah well you know a good buzz at scout space cadet learns how to survive on any planet you gotta hunt for food oh boy we'll catch a beer for dinner sure a good buzzard scout space cadet spends hours making a trap for the uh i spend hours making a trap merit bag we could cover a hole with palm leaves or roll a 10-ton boulder down here or string up a 50-mile net [Music] i think they have now officially earned their sucker merit badge [Music] you're droppable yeah perchance an incoming net when you're good you're me no it couldn't be [Music] what are you little buzzard scouts doing now we're supposed to have rides like canoeing or horseback riding or how about a rocket to the moon go get your space helmets and get ready for the last merit badge you'll ever need here on ice [Music] take off in t minus ten nine zero [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's one small step for woodpeckers and one giant lead towards my vacation [Music] freeze alien we claim this planet in the name of camp buzzard [Laughter] please buddy take him home i'll give you all your money back oh please you'll please please we had a deal 45 bucks and you'd take care of them for the whole summer please i'll give you triple take everything i got just take them back [Applause] goodbye counselor buzz why so glom campers don't you want to go to the zac zobar summer space [Music] [Music] don't go away i'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] hey a free lifetime membership to anyone who can make a haul in one tomorrow oh boy that's for me [Music] hello yeah a gig tomorrow oh joy i have to practice my tuba playing [Music] better practice my long drive [Music] what's going on around here sorry there neighbor i'll just practice in the other direction i'll have to drive at least 300 yards tomorrow i better see how far this bad boy can fly [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] you wanna play a duet let's do it what do you know the perfect target practice [Music] woodpecker looks like you uh got some of my balls hmm what comes in my yard stays in my yard ah come on be a sport and just give them back i said no okay i guess you just don't have it in you have in me you can't blow hard enough on that thing to send those balls back oh yeah vodge well what do you know you're a real big bag of air after all [Music] better get 40 winks if i want to be fresh on the links [Music] [Applause] close one [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] eh this woodpecker's gonna do what a woodpecker's gotta do i am hans von silencio the greatest tuba player of all time yeah i was passing by then i hurt your plank oh maestro i have heard of your great silence what your plank is missing is silence you should be so good that the audience could actually vol un sleep in their chairs yeah yeah yeah [Music] he loves my playing sleep well mr hans von woodpecker [Music] get my hands on your bike [Music] [Applause] [Music] z it's tea time [Music] [Applause] one hole in one coming right down [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] we have our newest lifetime club member woody woodpecker what no no [Music] [Applause] [Music] rifle but ran out of ammo then zak zoba loaded all the ship's intergalactic cooper guns ready for that night's invasion [Music] yeah what are you little yard monsters up to tonight hmm we're protecting the neighborhood from space aliens miss me wanna help ah no and make sure you keep your aliens out of my yard okay sorry uncle woody we're watching out for aliens good night you two don't bother me unless you actually bag an alien aliens ah those kids [Music] oh what was that check the alien reference guy it's this tentacled alien cyclist for sure um [Music] [Music] yikes woodpeckers on a stick hey you're not an alien uh no i'm buzz buzz flight gear yeah me and zach zobar here was in the flight academy together back in the day you know zach zubar i don't remember you from any comics well i'm on a very dangerous mission to fight an alien hiding out in this old house read all about it in the next issue or perhaps in tomorrow's paper now scram if we help us fight gear we could be in the next issue too [Music] where did he go [Music] [Music] buzz we thought you were an alien no no but hey maybe yous could help me see these particular baddies are using the uh the galactical appliance alliance to make themselves invisible what you gotta do to jam their invisibility frequency is to gather up all the radios tvs and stack them in the northeast corner of the house say here by the back door all right go blast flight gear yeah to affinity and beyond hey don't aliens like to hide under beds and in dark places yeah let's set a trap we can get the radios and stuff later now let's go bust that appliance alliance and what self-respecting penny pincher doesn't like hiding a goodies under the mattress sometimes my job is just too easy gravity [Music] [Music] we got it it's buzz yeah he doesn't look so good help help me the alien must have taken over his body close call abras huh oh yeah good job now all you got to do is keep away from me ah i mean keep it away from me [Music] here take this and take all this just keep yourselves busy make yourselves the world's most powerful alien eradicator [Music] i gotta get out of it [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh hi uncle woody uh you're a plate please buddy you gotta help me all i was trying to do was rob the joint peaceably like you mean you're not a friend of zack zobize a crook shouldn't have to go through what these kids put me through [Music] [Music] see kids i told you there was no such thing as aliens ah now let's get some shadow [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh boy betcha go home brooke [Music] a sucker i mean a customer welcome to buzzard's general store where i'm saying is if we don't have it buy some mouse what do you need pal i need supplies for gold mining gold mining yeah my great grandpappy was feathers mack pecker [Music] then what you need is a guide someone who's wood smart knows how to pack light and won't let you end up bought dives for a bear i come with the supply [Music] since i'm gonna be your guide maybe i ought to take a looksie at that map sorry it's top secret whoo all that hiking has made me smell kind of foul bath time i'll have that map in no time oh my grandpa oh my grandpa oh my grandma he was swell he left to me a secret gold mine but he told me not to i'm gonna swim up right behind you so i can steer oh my goodness oh my goodness it seems i've got too many hands hey i guess anything you want to do with it you seem like a very busy bear places to go people to eat i'll see you around [Music] now's my chance to get that map and ditch this chopper i keep the map bub but i'll need to see it so i knows where to let you us off we need to get off right up ahead good i'll have a service [Applause] [Music] oh mr guide bye-bye the fall's not so bad it's the bottom that'll get you a good guide always leads the way [Music] the trick to getting across a rope bridge is to travel light okay now throw my stuff over now throw all your heavy things [Music] [Laughter] a good guide always leads the way what does it take to get rid of this guy now i'll climb ahead and set these pitons for you when i give you the signal climb up [Music] when you're good you're me oh mr buzzard [Music] gold this way looks like i beat that city slick and woodpecker after all now where's that gold at [Music] and it's all mine we're here [Music] how am i gonna get this back down the trail that gold's mine and i'm taking it with me you win buzz you win just please please whatever you do don't put me in that cage oh please [Music] ground floor going up [Music] thanks for carrying the load i'll take it from here [Music] don't go away i'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] [Music] hey what's the big idea i've won the father and the son cruise on the ocean i found ivan ivan ivonne hello anyone home at the meatball residence you don't have a son wally what i gonna do [Music] you can be my son are you nuts oh my little sunny boy fruit of my loins think of the swimming the tennis the tree deluxe swimming pools nah swimming huh under free oh you can eat smorgasbord on these exotic portal exotic parts wow you will do it not a chance [Music] there's only one way i'd ever go on a cruise with you [Applause] congratulations on winning the contest congratulations on winning the contest congratulate your father and son [Music] of course we're father and son you think i'd be with him otherwise oh uh sorry we have to be careful we found a fake father and son on our last cruise but we took care of them they spent the entire trip in the brig eating nothing but bread and water the brig this is stupid woodpecker we're gonna get caught don't talk with your mouth full junior kids can't live with them can't convince him to run away with the circus father and son huh if they aren't i'll have him in the brick by sunset ah this is the life they hate being the child ah quit your complaining or next time i'll leave you home leave me home this is my cruise [Applause] [Music] would your son care to join the others in the pool little wallet loves playing with other kids don't you wallace boy you're sure big wally that you aren't afraid of anything [Music] are you sure you don't want to dive like all the other teams [Music] meatball meatballs [Music] this way son you sit here [Music] [Music] [Music] must have just missed it ah who cares they brought me a fruit drink [Music] are you ready to order sir am i ever i'll take a big steak smothered in onions with french fries corn on the cob and something special for dessert yeah me too me too children order from the little sailor's menu um wallace will have a grilled cheese sandwich an extra large helping of cream spinach strained squash and a big glass of buttermilk but i don't want did you hear that sounds like my little boy has gotten a hoarse voice from all the sea air just as i thought my boy needs vitamins give him spinach spinach and more spinach [Music] and for dessert our delicious bavarian chocolate cake finish who's the big boy who cleans his plate [Music] you didn't finish your whole dinner [Music] this was the stupidest idea you ever had i should have been the papa you're doing mature no you are no you are no you are now i am no i am okay you are [Music] i'm sure you both love our brick [Music] okay you be the father figure out a way to get us home don't start bit me [Music] no woodpecker daughter [Music] darn fire and grub private haven't had a meal that good since mom retired from the core carry on huh wait a minute you don't look army issue boy no frick frank paddywhacking way that chow's for military stomachs only and you're not the general that is sergeant but not two at ease military intelligence is at this moment tracking a super spy who's gonna try and steal our military secrets i need a crack counter spy who'll use all the tricks of the trade to stop him from sneaking onto our base yes sir sir you can count on me sir sergeant you have a non-regulation penguin on your helmet uh sir i i can explain this tuxedo boy here infiltrated the base looking for a free meal on the government of the usfa and i'm not about to let that happen sir that's worse than a boil on a sunburn i think we found our operative what he infiltrated your perimeter soldier that means he's tricky sly and clever but general sir plus he's cute and innocent looking no one would ever suspect him of being a counter spy oh and best of all he likes you sergeant carry on sergeant hogwash you train him to be a super spy by nightfall and there's a big promotion in it for you fail and you'll be cleaning latrines after the annual chili cook-off [Music] little grunts gone awol and he's taking my promotion with him [Music] there'll be no challenge he'll grab me levels i'll be quick get out of our way i'm gonna be sick my lesson one you eat after i train you now to be a good spy you gotta have a good disguise to disguise yourself now in so doing you'll convince the enemy that you are the stupidest thing i've ever seen in this man's army huh where'd that little spine disguise get to now little spies learning quick but master of disguise or no he can't snow job the old sarge time to melt this boy snowbank strip search chili had a little bump whose button made it go [Music] and everywhere that chili went it made the sarge say [Music] no knee high spy's gonna get free chow on my face no siree now a good spies gotta speak many foreign languages so what's your native tongue boy [Music] you speak the universal language of food good now get fluent boy so as i can get my promotion from the general then all that food can be yours what do you say [Music] hi you little stunt monkey come here yeah [Music] posies [Music] the spy this is my chance for the promotion i need a disguise i need a pearly voo and a foreign tongue hi i need to take this joke around mono amano homano no wait that's too many manos [Applause] where'd he go no problemo a crack counter spy like me can always track his man anywhere [Music] come on face penguin [Music] hold on little fella it's me i was just giving the sarge a test but it looks like you passed with flying colors flushing me out with this fine smelling chow what a brilliant idea [Music] i'm putting you in charge of security around here chilly security and chow detail don't mind if i do hogwash don't mind if i do [Music] attention country fair race fans sign up for today's big event the wild and lucky anything gold race and you could win a 1 000 prize wow a thousand dollar prize that ride find yourself a suitable ride and race your way to fun and fortune hmm if i only had something to race we got this race sewn up remember to lay back till the last turn tell me again why you aren't the one running pally how'd you like to buy a genuine champion racer for say 20 bucks 20 bucks to win hey how do i know you're not trying to cheat me why would i want to cheat a smart woodpecker like you stall 13 is where you'll find your winner ciao [Music] hmm [Music] dead lord okay then i'm riding you in the big race bub now giddy up i'm not a riding clam woodpecker i'm an eaton clam [Music] then i'm promoting you cause you were faster than a greyhound on roller skates when you took off with my doe you're right red and truth is i'm faster than you are smart oh he's an eating clam is he all righty then dinner is about to be served give me peanuts popcorn falafels cotton candy caramel apples some food step right up for the best hot dogs at the fair give me a dog and load it [Music] mustard ketchup relish onions hot sauce steak sauce sausage chili peppers wow [Music] [Applause] hey next time you think you're big enough to swim with the clams bring you floaties i'm starting to get an appetite for clams marinara [Music] hello handsome [Music] say you're good-looking enough to be a movie star how's about being my lean lady mm-hmm yeah fresh from the sea [Music] you and me could be happiest clams to get a door face oh but you know a girl like me wants romance and flowers oh granny prove your love for me hey we'll jump off lover's leap together hello what are you making oysters in there that cliff's got to be wait for me lover boy wait you're that sucker woodpecker yep and you're gonna ride me to fame and fortune you bamboozling bottom peter [Music] moments away from the start of the big country fair race and a last-minute entry woody woodpecker writing happy as a clam [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] grandpa's dentures behind oh and that clam is gaining i told you i was an eating clamp and now it's time i had your height but we're gaming clammy we could win and you could have any [Music] oh how about wet woodpecker stew hey your horseshoe's untied huh it's coming down to the wire between necktie and happy as a clam it's neck and clamshell mac and clam shell nine [Music] [Applause] now that you've won the race woody woodpecker what are you gonna do next i'm having him for dinner nothing goes better with spaghetti than clams a thousand clams split 50 50. [Music] don't go away i'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] yep still running my head professional babysitting service for the rich and famous 500 bucks an hour they must have a lot of those dash taking care of all those rich people's kids looks like i've got white to do this babysitting is gonna be a cinch bring on the babies bring on the bucks hang on nanny in a hot chat shop hello woody's babysitting service this is old lady buzzard would you take care of junior while i get my jewels polished oh boy my first customer wow that was fast coming hella hmm [Music] whoa heavy baby [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] what a loud ugly baby babies cry when they're hungry hmm what say we make you a snacky wacky baby baby [Music] while that sap's busy i'll find out where he keeps all his babies sitting down [Music] babies need lots of vitamins but they can't eat big people food hmm all i've got is big people food aha [Music] no cash better try and take whatever i can on little guy i'll be there in a minute i'm coming big ugly baby here you go [Music] wow smells like baby needs a diaper change [Music] ah fully i don't have any diapers but i bet i can make some here's your diaper and it's self-adhesive too woo [Music] to change diaper take full c to slot f then tuck tab a into ah forget it let's see here nope that's not it [Music] help again maybe this way no good [Music] there doesn't that feel better [Music] here baby you play nice with the little rattle while i catch up on the morning news [Music] [Applause] that baby's no baby in fact that's buzz buzzing i'd recognize that harry's back anywhere oh baby [Music] is baby tired from playing baby games goodness will you look at that it's nap time sleep tight little baby oh by the way i uh don't have a teddy bear so i got you the next best thing a real live badger dreams yes officer the third house on the left oh and don't forget the reward money oh please mr policeman you gotta arrest me i wanna go to jail look i'm no baby see i'm buzz buzzer convicted felon please don't leave me with that wacky woodpecker man i can't wait to get back to that pokey yep peanut butter sandwiches hot broth and all my buddies [Music] [Music] [Music] hey buddy you're letting all the heat out you know how much it cost to heat this can look unless you're paying the bill keep the door closed [Music] hey hey watch it you could poke an eye out with that thing [Music] ready to fish boys [Music] come on let's get out of this ice box [Music] and now a special message from clive's cut-rate bait are you hungry you got the hook in a pole well if you can't catch your next meal with clive's cut right bait it can't be caught and if you're not satisfied with cut right bait send it back and i will send you some bigger or better kind of bait absolutely free until you catches a fish [Music] allow me to introduce you to the items in your starter kit first our cut rate bait catalog and next my genuine fish fly larva and finally my trusty incubator first you ought to put them critters inside so they can mature properly now you ought to teach them flies tricks so they can get the fish's attention and lure them your way [Music] next you want to feed them critters so instead they grow big [Music] now you are ready to catch a fish with these here flies no please you raised us you fed us you taught us to do this don't give a [Music] hey hey hey do you mind i'm trying to read the sports page here who do you think you are huh don't interrupt me i mean hello in there do you see a pattern here like something to do with the bait look at the catalog page 12. each time you send a bait back you get a bigger piece of bait right so send me back and clive will send you a bigger bait fish one big enough to eat get my drift [Music] and if you're not satisfied with cut right bait send it back and i will send you some bigger or better kind of bait absolutely free until you catch you some fish [Music] foreign [Music] what's this another return oh who is this chili guy anyway he's breaking me every bait i send him he sends back i've gone through every darn bait i knowed hey guys huddle up only bait left is penguin he can use it for catching a whale only i'm fresh out of penguin [Music] boy there's nothing more satisfying to me than a satisfied customer [Music] [Music] we have returned but what's wrong well you fed us when we were little so we can return the favor right boys remember what you taught us what's this [Laughter] [Music] [Music] oh man oh man another rainy day all this rain will stop as soon as i get my weather control shack yeah you bet [Music] [Applause] one weather shack for mr wally walrus oh joy rain rain go away the ball is gonna make the sun today sunny side coming up [Music] [Music] up an invitation pool party at wally's yeah no pool party at woody's yeah [Music] sorry pal no uninvited guests [Music] i'll get you woodpecker i showed that's for a stealing footpacker a thing or two check [Music] now there is that no good party thief [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] hey everyone plenty of fun and sun over here [Music] it's a dance party what's that those are swedish meatballs hey boil them myself care to bob for swedish meatballs gross hey you guys why don't you come to a real swinging pool party come on let's go i bet hey fade [Music] listen you meddlesome foul those are my party guests ah cool down wally [Music] now uh i'll go get cleaned up and i'll be back before you can say who is that handsome wood a pecker [Music] now that you're cleaned i'll help you dry off i'll dry off [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] ah my living room [Music] and once again today will be sunny and beautiful in the southland with the highs of 89 degrees in the valley and 92 degrees in the downtown area [Music] oh [Music] never saw a chicken coop where the chickens weren't a squawking [Music] you mind explaining what's going on here buddy you destroyed my party and now i'll destroy you [Music] and now to shake things off a bit with a little earthquake [Music] look at all the pretty buttons i hardly know where to start [Music] [Applause] here's my lift ticket woody [Music] [Music] don't go away i'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] hmm maybe i'll take a trip somewhere how's about taking a trip somewhere somewhere that's right chum allow me to introduce myself i am dr buzz buzzard scientist p h d m d i o u and this here is my esteemed colleague professor tweaky the lucky we would like to offer you a trip no travel agency can provide a trip back in time we'll take you anywhere in time for say hundred bucks nightly times [Music] prehistorical times space times cowboy times [Music] well slap some chaps on me and call me papi we're going to the old west partner what do i get to do once i'm there partner dude why yeah one-eyed jack badest dog breed there ever was is gonna rob a bank and you get to try and capture him for the reward what are we waiting for [Music] we are now traveling through time quick give me one western pound tweety [Applause] that's the titanic sinking we're back in the ice age now watch out for the mastodons whoa look out for the stock market trash welcome to the wild wet i mean west towel feet 20 bucks not included i'm afraid everything is a la cash oh boy i can't wait to capture huh well i'll be hogtied i'm gonna capture a bad guy all right it won't be one i jack but first i'll make those two vermints wish they'd never met sheriff woody hey there sod busters you got any idea where a dude can get a fast horse in this town one fast horse coming right up sheriff hey why do i gotta be the horse just get out there and when it gets on you like this oh there's discomfort you start bucking the faster you dump him the faster he'll want something else we can stick him for one horse 50 bucks [Music] [Applause] [Music] music sure pal honky tonk tunes is what the old west is practically known for so you distract him with your charm and disgrace then i'll shove him into the player piano grab his wallet and we'll get out of this cowboy con there's just one problem what's that well does bonnet classes with these shoes get out there oh you must be the new sheriff [Music] plenty something fast and lively [Music] i'll fix it that's a catchy tune [Music] bye i'm gonna build us a trap to capture that boyd and take his wallet once and for all time i'm way too good at this [Music] see that big x that's where i buried the dynamite [Music] and when the woodpecker gets there i let him have it a lot oh i got it boss [Applause] [Music] hey woodpecker this here town ain't big enough for the boat of us i thought exactly one eyed [Music] [Music] huh [Music] you ain't exactly the shiniest lure in the tackle box are you woodpecker now tweaky [Applause] [Music] nice job woodpecker we've been after these two for a long time i guess it's true what they say officer time doesn't pay [Music] that car chase had more twists than a mutated being a detective would be so excited oh you're taking the fall little lady the clues tell me the real killer is someone with huge ears a long nose and he's prone to drooling the perp was under my nose the whole time you're taking the fall the bell went off and i knew there was no way this pooch was the pilferer because for a canine he's actually about a k2 i opened the door to a guy who looked like he'd just been hit by a truck full of handsome pardon me ma'am do you want a vacuum cleaner he was no slouch in the sweet talk department either a vacuum uh sure i have one but it's in the shop sorry to bother you then hey are you part of the neighborhood patrol program uh yeah some nut jobs been stealing vacuum cleaners in the area oh i could help get the word out leave it to the professionals ma'am i was in the mood to return videos without rewinding drink milk right out of the carton a day after the expiration date oh it took some convincing [Music] i was on the job first thing i did was plaster the town with flyers [Applause] [Music] go to the other side of town i'll whistle [Music] this crazy woodpecker was nosy into my business she made me want to scream louder than a yodler in tight underwear i told chandler the best pies always knows around the scene of the crime we're here to ask you about your stolen vacuum cleaner ma'am where were you on the night i'll have this red get a clue ten four chandler i'm on it like gum on a sidewalk don't mind a mess i'm dusting for clues i figured i'd dust for chris it's a dirty job mostly because of the dirt give me that go secure the crime scene my partner was feeling the pressure we needed a break worse than an out-of-work orthopedic surgeon suddenly i had what might be a clue unfortunately it turned out to be a footprint by the looks of things the crook was either an enormous centipede with hundreds of feet or a man who walked with two shoes off i decided to trace his every move [Music] what we had here was a sweet tooth vacuum cleaner thief with size eight w's [Music] huh hmm when in doubt improvise let's have a look at the closet where you kept the missing vacuum [Music] wow [Music] speak to me how many fingers do you see very well what day is today uh three where do you live 10 amps straight give me that so with my partner out on the mend i was left alone for a stakeout i found the perfect bait the turbo back 2008 [Music] reversed [Music] i need to commandeer this vehicle for the good of the neighborhood [Music] hmm a perfect match and these crumbs are the same as the ones from the kitchen i better call for backup [Music] chandler i got our thief he has big footprints like yours he was wearing a ski mask like the one sticking out of your pocket and he he lives at 10 amp streets like you chandler [Music] i wasn't at your house for any neighborhood patrol i was casing your joint red to steal your vacuum but the neighborhood patrol posters i was taking them down but you got some cockamamie idea i was the law who are you i own a cleaning service business was so bad i figured you steal all the vacuums in town business will skyrocket but then you have to stick your nosey beak into things i want you to know mister whatever you're thinking you can just forget because you're taking the fall [Music] yeah this chandler character was slicker than the shine on a freshly licked lollipop but we stuck to the case like glue and got our man the streets were safe once more for vacuum cleaners everywhere winnie pi and deputy dizzy were on the job [Music] today's the day i get my latest installment from the golden gizmo club i wonder what it's gonna be [Music] just point and follow your oil dowsing gizmo will find oil anywhere i'm gonna be ready [Music] coming through [Music] board packers [Music] what are you doing it's not me wally it's my bowser it finds oil see ya sure my motor oil you crazy food packer now take your silly steak and hey [Music] oh yoinky donkey not my swedish cooking we oil get out of here [Music] [Applause] it doing it's looking for more oil and when it finds some real texas crude i'm gonna be rolling in dough it's for that kind of oil let me add that stick [Music] [Music] [Music] follow that stick [Music] bob wally i'll make a deal with you yeah what kind of sneaky woodpecker deal is this nothing sneaky tell you what i'm gonna do you help me get that dowser and we'll split everything 50 50. hmm okay it's a deal [Music] [Music] don't worry wally you'll be packed and ready to go in no time see ya [Music] what kind of partner can's his other partner [Music] that stick is mine [Music] okay okay truce wally i give up no more mr greedy pants what's mine is yours and yours is mine [Music] [Music] there must be oil on my property it's clearly on my side of the property bob 10 feet by um 20 yards by ingo this satellite proves it the oil is definitely on my property i'll dig on my side and you can dig on yours oh haven't i just had enough of your shenanigans [Music] you hit something yeah yeah stand back [Music] [Applause] arrest them both what did we do oh not much you just busted into my company's oil pipeline blew out about a truckload of oil creating an environmental hazard is that enough this is all your fault woodpecker package for three seven two five five seven six oh boy it's from the golden gizmo club wally how to turn rocks into gold oh no you don't haven't you learned your lessons [Music] don't go away i'll be back soon with another cartoon [Music] oh boys i'm hungry and i'm getting wickets in my stomach a lot oh wow [Music] [Applause] [Music] wonder how my golf hero panther irons did yesterday [Music] panther irons gets five hole in ones i bet with a little practice i could score five hole-in-ones [Music] [Music] i just figured out our next con come on hey chum how would you like to play a charity miniature golf game with the great panther irons charity miniature golf chance in town for a special exhibitation game and uh anyone who beats him gets uh a spot on the pro tour oh i'm panther hear me roar a lot wow mr irons i'm your biggest fan yeah yeah yeah now the game's down at the miniature golf fun part so what are we waiting for wait there's a small matter at a 50 entrance fee 50 bucks for miniature golf yeah but do you see if you win you get to double your money back sport yeah now why don't you go get yourself a putter come on twiggy let's scram huh attention putnam stunt park is proud to have champion panther irons playing here on our course gun five and such oh we're sorry yeah panther has to go uh put on his game face oh more grabbing now we're in them photoshop fetterbrain the only way out of this is to play that dumb woodpecker oh mr irons you should do the honors i'll be right with you but boys i don't know nothing about being well for real yeah well you should have thought of that before you hemmed it up for that peanut gallery back there oh i didn't mean to do that [Music] i meant to do that wow guess that's why you're the champ [Music] fixing this match is gonna be a cakewalk in the park twiggy [Music] uh-huh yep okay sweet you got me on that first hole mr irons but i know exactly how to play this one oh look there's guy riding on names oh just to keep looking up a lot please [Music] oh the wind must have blown it away famous so fleeting [Music] something's fishy and it's not the tuna i had for lunch [Music] [Applause] [Music] let's see the score is tweaky i mean panther uh eight holes in one and woody woodpecker uh well a whole lot of shots in case you wouldn't want to write home about it anyways the shot's loaded tweaky just tap it and let the rubber band do the rest hall i've been four [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh wow that means victoria's feelings oops [Music] that does it he's not panther irons i'll teach these guys who impersonate my favorite golfer [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen woody woodpecker is poised to beat the champ a hole in one here would sense the wind what are you gonna do boss i'm gonna blow his ball off the course then we're gonna blow on out of here with his dough woody is teeing up ready to face the final hole big top madness [Applause] [Music] i win wiggy not a bad golfing day either looks like i scored two birdies [Music] i'm snow peaks medley the world famous mountain climber and i am determined to be the first individual to conquer mountain everest the world's tallest mountain these here high-tech gadgets are gonna help me climb where no climber has climbed before [Music] and there's nothing like warm homemade soup to give a climber pure energy to make it to the top only a skilled climber like myself can endure these high altitudes [Music] hmm the air must be getting a might thin if i didn't know better i'd think i was suddenly carrying extra weight huh well i'll be a rival climber you think you can beat me to the top by eating my soup and starving me off this here mountain little fella well guess what your scheme is not gonna work conniving little pango in amy [Music] [Music] now this mountain ain't big enough for the both of us small fry [Music] i'll be climbing up that mountain yes i will yes i huh what [Music] now hold on one hand grip stealing minute [Music] huh [Music] that little fella is not going to beat me to the summit i'm going to get you you little clef climbing soup now for you [Music] a professional climber knows there are good climbing days and bad climbing days this is shaping up to be one of the louder [Music] give me back my food you mouth side savatory you [Music] hmm pretty loose snow pack for this high altitude but my vast knowledge of the latest high-tech equipment has prepared me for any condition [Music] let's see that little old amateur beat me to the top now a season climber knows how to listen to the sounds of the mountain hmm that's not the wind hey how'd you get up but what a season climber knows most is when it's time to clobber the competition [Music] yep almost to the tippy top and this here gadget from the climber of the month club is going to get me up there before that penguin for sure huh what gives oh oh no you don't i'm getting the top for you you little [Music] uh oh oh no little fella that's not gonna work on me a pro like snow peaks medley knows you never ever look down we're nearing the summit it's very important to be quiet as a snow mouse any noise could trigger a die dangerous avalanche [Music] whoo it's a good thing you don't talk much neither you might have snowed us under an avalanche huh i i've had it with you ruining my ascent destroying my equipment stay away from me yes folks we're about to check in on snow peak smedly's world record climb off mount neverest wow this is news folks the world famous climber snow peaks medley has conquered mount never wait a minute that's not snow peaks medley it's a penguin [Music] you've just become the first individual to reach the summit of mountain everest what are you gonna do now [Music] [Music] they couldn't survive the world's scariest vacation but to win my mega macabre prize package [Music] [Applause] uh nothing you know you spend far too much time glued to that tv well i'm taking you away from here someplace where there are no tvs our next contestant who will get to spend one whole night the haunted castle on burnberry hill [Music] i gotta find someone to go with me let's go buddy [Applause] wow what a great idea woody where'd you hear about this quaint old place [Music] [Music] welcome to the world's scariest vacation woody woodpecker we've rigged that castle with hidden cameras to tape all the horror as you try to survive one night in burnbury [Music] the mega prize package is still safe iggy i will scare these woodpeckers out before the sun sets [Laughter] what's it take to get served [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] go check those woodpeckers in i'll handle the spookum uh winnie on second thought maybe we ought to go somewhere else oh don't be ridiculous i like this old place we're staying the night this should scare those birds right out of their tail feathers maybe a good long book will calm my nerves [Music] [Applause] [Music] quiet woody i'm reading [Applause] [Music] i need some fresh air [Music] [Applause] are you all right i'd be better if you weren't spoiling everything with your cheap horror theatrics there's something i gotta tell you this place is really hard then nonsense you just want us to go back home so you can watch tv well nothing doing wait you can't leave me down here alone [Music] you go into the balcony i'll go up through the bedroom door [Music] a ghost so you're sneaking around [Music] real ghosts go through doors without destroying them woody and they don't wear fright masks you're right but i know who does wear them boss you've always been able to scare anyone well i never met the likes of those woodpeckers before [Applause] [Music] them a tv show woody this was all about being on a dumb tv show yeah but we spent the whole night in burnberry castle so we just won the mega prize package winnie signs coming up boys time to pay up fine you win just stay away from [Music] [Music] you've won a free two-week stay at burnberry castle forget it we're out of here [Music] we can still have a vacation with this cash prize money let's go [Applause] someplace there's no tvs but sun and no castles just warm beaches and no ghosts nothing but surf i tell ya here we come [Music] [Laughter] [Music] you

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Length: 183min 55sec (11035 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 16 2022