Woody Woodpecker Show | Goldiggers | Full Episode | Videos For Kids

oh boy better go home bro [Music] welcome to buzzards general store where I saying is if we don't have it by some mouse what do you need pal I need supplies for gold mining then what you need is a guide someone who's wood smart knows how to pack light and won't let you end up on dog's fur a bear I come with the supply since I'm gonna be your guide maybe I ought to take a look-see at that map sorry the set I'm gonna swim right behind [Music] anything you want to do it it seemed like a very busy place to go [Music] now's my chance to get that map and ditch this chopper oh but I'll need to see it so I know [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] always leads the way the trick to getting across a rope bridge it's the travel light my stuff over now throw all your heavy things [Music] [Laughter] [Music] always leads to way what does it take to get rid of this girl now I'll climb ahead and set these Tetons for you when I give you the signal climber [Music] when your good yummy Oh mr. Buzzard [Music] go this way looks like I beat that city slicking woodpecker after all now where's that gold [Music] and it's all mine [Music] how am I gonna get this back down the troll dad builds mine and I'm taking it with me [Music] oh boy what yeah you carrying the load here [Music] what this is written in purple and chuck is to be written purple what's the big deal the big deal is I finally had it with you this time you're out warm I told you you're finished woodpecker so I've gone and rented the treehouse - I'm Nikki knick-knacker pleased to make your acquaintance I'm ready to sign your lease dear lady if only you behaved more like the sweet debonair fellow you might still be my tenant but since you're nowhere near as cultured and refined you're out of here Oh tea do you hear me dear meanie now that the lease is signed could you possibly see your way clear to lend me a mere morsel of food to bite me over and settled in anything oh heavens just some soup perhaps one soupy doopy for my Nicky Wicky and oh I don't know perhaps an egg there we go you know it occurs to me I could use a couple of 10 and I mean thousands dollars yes ten thousand would spot me nicely until the banks open on Monday Oh ten thousand [Music] if you're thinking of coming up to my treehouse would you do me the honor of phoning check it out this biddy has a mighty cool stuff what do you think I mean why are you testing my you ain't spoiling this for me Miz meanie I forewarned you that the count was stealing from you that's the last straw I love the way you're handled riffraff miss me mate [Music] Monica throw socialite party for Nixon knick-knacker hmm Nicki you'll be up to his tricks in a wingding like this let me back on our property but like I always say one good imposter deserves so I said to the Queen it's a toilet brush souffle bites [Music] [Music] uncle knuckles urine and pasta Oh Nicki what's come over you I mean this is preposterous I didn't have them uncle knuckles Biddy you told me you got wrapped around here better tips what [Music] dear lady I've never seen this imposter in my life [Music] yes he games but you know what we knick-knackers do in bad times head way square days [Music] that's my pocket watch my brooch [Music] it was well thank you well since you've been in such a generous mood lately here's a short list of that I think you could provide me at no additional rent what oh no ya don't woodpecker you won't take advantage of my hospitality [Music] [Applause] [Music] as head headhunter of this year operation I live by the headhunters motto if you want him we'll get him required immediately one penguin for placement in beautiful tropical Montezuma Zoo beg money to find a mm-hmm bingo it's a penguin all right [Music] slant start the sled I got him [Music] I always get my mine what are you stopping for pub mighty large pair underwear for such a little feller ah vassal stick him [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] as my wine used to say if it you can't beat him go under though of course he was a chihuahua [Music] that's all the stinkiest Bowl of course you know what this means I'm getting the bends again instant skunk just add water [Music] that's all skunky mouth [Music] [Applause] well I'll be isn't that thoughtful hmm lap so absolut on my favorite little cream and lots of sugar [Music] [Music] [Music] sleep in here I'm out of here [Music] look kid cut me some slack will you this is the offer of a lifetime all I want is to take you to this tropical paradise it's all expenses paid and tax deductible plus all the fish you can eat all right all right you can drive now will you go with me [Music] [Music] hey what a workout the headhunters are finally here we got the tank already they set the sub sub sub zero temperature and comes with its own iceberg for the penguin so to quote my great-granddaddy when he was taken into captivity [Music] you hear about the three thanks for the free what you need tomorrow's cinema oh sorry offers only good customer I give you [Music] free food forever just for catching a stupid fish catch a few Z's catch slappy the lunker head back to the bait shop to catch my free dinner [Music] I'm telling you we got a swim upstream together sometime I know all the best bus around yeah hey listen I gotta go some hotshots trying to make a name for himself yep it's always the same isn't it thinking they got what it takes to catch all lefty the big crowd ciao let's do lunch sometime let's see damn letter word for sucker one bigger [Music] a sucker is a woodpecker next time use something other than worms I get a big appetite I knew I could get through to that dim-witted woodpecker decoys are for Ducks bubble [Music] [Applause] I'm a big fish in a small pond you don't want to mess with me what you want to do is keep me happy so I don't stuff and mount you over my mantle piece down below [Music] hmmm mayflies our trouts favorite food let free fish fry if a bait shop is our favorite mayflies my favorite see an exhibition season whoa [Music] employed stop I can't now that you know I'm not the big lunker you want to hang on the wall you can let me go oh so sorry this isn't the legendary lefty no no no free meals for you I swear it's your drought no just bored now you're gonna let me go is it true there's a monster sighs Travis right monster trout or minnows compared to what I've got why just the other day yeah so I got this great new gig [Music] maybe your baby better Lance [Music] free lifetime membership to anyone who can make all-in-one tomorrow practice my tuba playing [Music] [Music] what's going on around here sorry they're neighbors I'll just practice in the other direction I'll have to drive at least 300 yards tomorrow I better see how far this bad boy [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hmm what comes in my yard stays in my yard ah come on be a sport and just give them back I said no okay I guess you just don't have it in you pardon me you can't blow hard enough on that thing to send those balls back oh yeah watch well what do you know you're a real big bag of air after all [Music] better get 40 winks if I want to be pressure on the legs [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] this woodpeckers gonna do what a woodpecker's gotta do I'm Hans von Silencio Saturday this tuba player of all time yeah I was passing by then I hurt your plank oh my slow I have heard of your great silence but your plank is missing is silence you should be so good that the audience could actually fall on sleep in yeah [Music] [Music] he loves my playing well mr. hands fun [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] tonight on the planet stupidest people as a child today they harvest enough melons from his ears to feed a small farming community back to our number would show how to train any dog using nothing more than big jugs are very expensive meat I'm here with Smedley the world's most renowned dog trainer who claims he can train any dog to do anything he asks yes ma'am allow me to demonstrate my patented positive reward system lil canine friend how's about I give you a big chunk of very expensive meat but first can you give me the square root of pi why bats don't got astounding [Music] yeah dang a smarter critter alive than a well-trained dog mm-hmm after that interview the world will surely beat a path to my doggy door always remember dog lovers a busy dog is a happy dog fetch little feller it's like my uncle Lucius always sad if you love something let it go cuz a good dog law always bring it back good dump hold on one flea flaking minute prime rib Raiders you you're no doggy you're a pig win mm-hmm now that's just downright cold someone should train you to have better manners but it's not gonna be me [Music] it's a well-known fact the dog is man's best friend as such he must learn to share the same interest as his master take for example my deep abiding interest in the art of dance [Music] this here is a tutu for you you dance as always a little high-strung before performance now see here until you are willing to do as I say there will be no more rewards is that clear as ice you go on outside and think it over when we come back I want to hear music a plan and your je t'ai a slam Lana koushin that there is music to a dog trainers ears [Music] and we haven't found a better story yet than the one we did on smugly the world's most famous dog trainer there's nothing more effective than a well-trained dog to protect your domicile going out in the perimeter and when you return this here reward has got your name on it ace yes sir with a well-trained guard dog any home is safe from a penguin break-in [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right that dog gun does it you are one incorrigible little critter huh we're here for a follow-up interview with the world's most famous dog trainer yeah I'm always happy to oblige the media we hear you're branching out you've trained dogs and now you plan to train penguins is not true it's true folks and there's a penguin to prove it now I absolutely have not trained this penguins dog nabbit no then we're going to see an exclusive on our program think of the ratings think of the customers who will get out of this yeah I guess sometimes you're the alpha dog and sometimes you're the bone what's he going to do next Smedley I can't even imagine follow him [Music] [Applause] around Wow Wow I guess left to their own devices some critters are a whole lot smarter than we ever give them credit for your honor you can't send me and TWiki to jail besides we never took that lady's the jewels jump from her flossing into our hands as we was taking a moonlight stroll past the mansion harder harder in my cart because of your obvious theatrical its storytelling talents I'm sentencing you both to do community service you'll stage a play at the youth center and if you don't put on a good show it'll be a thousand years hardly Ricky we're gonna get society to pay us while we pay our debt to society we want to try out for your plane mr. boom we don't have any bucks then strap what boss we don't have any other actors and you know what the judge said I know I know what the judge said all right let's see I'm putting on a kid's show here it's it's called Peter Pan Twiggy and me wrote it ourselves no didn't write Peter Pan yeah we found out Julia last month oh did I say Peter Pan I said Peter Pan [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] boss you just broke the first roll of the theater but never act with kids or animals never act with kids who are animals Oh silly doomed pass snap out of it TWiki there ain't nothing to produce in a kids show I'm an amount of production like so which this community ain't never seen or my name ain't these guys are strictly b-list unless we take matters into our own hands at 9:00 scene 47 over Peter Pan handler the buzz and twiki story this scene shows how me and TWiki once had to bilk a sweet old lady out of a family heirloom jewels just to eat [Music] [Music] what are you two think you're doing there ain't no pirates and my life story what did Judge loves pirates yeah that's what's wrong with Broadway today there's too much catering to the public's whims well not in my show no dancing pirates now say it cats [Music] [Music] there ain't no flying wood legacy Oh directing this show you were me don't answer that now you playing me and you play Twiggy no pirates no flying woodpeckers this is drama play the scenes of my life so the audience can feel my pain [Music] oh yeah I definitely feel his pain you know what'll happen if they hate our play TWiki what come midnight we'll be slow dancing on C blog with a gorilla named Bob no we'll never get to Broadway there's only one solution in tonight's performance the parts of buzz Buzzard and twiki de Lackey will be played by you themselves used to gotta play all the other parts come on TWiki it's show time Peter Pan buzz and TWiki story as a baby Buzzard I was abandoned on the doorstep of two gentle [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] ruining my Play [Applause] [Music] drama and dance it's the most spectacular show I've ever seen okay okay yeah you're the way judge not a chance bars you're a hit we want you to direct and make show here direct your buzz space aliens well of course hey wait a minute there ain't no evil space aliens in Death of a Salesman [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] yes siree bubbling perfect day for the beach [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey big crabs now that Beach has my name written all over it what a perfect day not a troublemaker to be called one one-seven-five be strictly forbids the use of sharp objects on my beat huh they must have gotten the point point I love it nothing like a good luck on the Beach Boys no wonder no one uses this Beach hey what gives ya helmet headed Beechnut well if it isn't thought featherbrain [Applause] [Music] according to my beach safety standard your surfboard is too long it's a hazard to swimmers my longboard our Riptide could wash you straight out to sea in one of these and my Beach rules clearly state sunscreen must have UVA UVB protection of 500 or more but don't worry I've got the ultimate sun protection just for you [Music] [Applause] I came to the beatstep fun Ranger me are no Ranger mean [Music] [Music] oh sure sheriff's gonna come after me for sure she won't be on the lookout for a Hawaiian woodpecker hey that's no Hawaiian surfer dude [Applause] [Music] is your gonna snarf the competition for sure [Music] creating monsters the woodpecker in the Ranger I've never won anything of my life okay whatever you say say fellas have you met Meany the greatest new surfer on the yes I hey Nene she was that gnarly screaming Banshee move Oh who should I take first together that makes us eenie meenie miney and Moe just walk with me and look good even cry one of those new fangled bathing suits when i sir keep your eyes on me boys bone just a fun fanatic [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Woody Woodpecker

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Id: jUeBSWDe03s

Length: 54min 28sec (3268 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 13 2018