Woody Woodpecker Show | Mechanical Meany | Full Episode | Cartoons For Children

[Music] oh i'm as bored as board can be and i can't take it anymore man hi neighbor it sure is a nice day hi neighbor it sure is a nice day [Music] and she isn't forcing me to do our yard work what's wrong with her it sure is a nice day neighbor it sure is a nice day neighbor oh man i think minnie's been turned into a robot [Music] [Applause] first they start by changing one but soon they take over the neighborhood and turn everyone into robots man yeah yeah i remember that movie i couldn't sleep for a [Applause] one week us i don't want to be a robot then we've got to stop her but how brother if she's a robot yeah a spray of water will make a short circuit all kablooey yeah but robot mini needs is a speedish car voice okay i'll go tell me we're gonna wash your car then i'll get her to show us how to open the hood when i give you this signal you turn on the water full blast hi neighbor uh yeah uh look we want to wash your car for you meanie that's a neighborly thing to do [Music] yes get to work neighbor you'll do a nice job i'm certain because it's such a nice day why didn't it work the [Music] was his horses i didn't know it would go occupy no problem neighbor it's nothing a little elbow grease can't fix you'll need some sheet metal a radiator some primer new tires and while you're out why don't you neighbors stop and have an ice cream on me and a picture's worth a thousand words when i climb up and throw the rope down you come up after me then we'll sneak in through her chimney and catch me robot handed okay wally [Music] oh my lucky day i think we made some noise with that accidents happen neighbors but i'll clean it up then i think i'll go clean up every house on the block it's only a matter of time before everyone on the block is turned into robots they have to go set up this electromagnet and zapper circuit's good yeah [Music] this will be the power source once we plug the wires in it'll magnetize the whole upstairs we need more power [Music] this home is a happy home this home is a happy [Music] do [Music] oh this home is a happy home this home is this home is a mess how to be a good neighbor my aching bunions these self-help books are a load of buoy you mean you're not a robot i try to better myself to be a nicer person but what does that get me deadly squat [Music] how could this home ever be a happy home when i got two loons living next to me it sure is nice to have the neighborhood back to normal ah you said it woodpecker no more robots maybe i'll burn your houses down what do you laugh at that bird boy [Music] hmm [Music] bring you the world famous circus [Music] oh this is bad yep you said it i never thought i'd say this but you kids need discipline the kind of discipline that brought fame to your great great uncle colonel mack better that's it what you two need is military school military school at credit cards military academy we believe kids are nothing more than short adults move it move it move it [Applause] would you let go for [Music] i didn't do it you bumped into me tattooing [Music] right about now those two moochers would be asking me for a sip gia i wonder if i was too hard on them tonight on hardline kids speak out against adults who are too hard on them meet little johnny boom boom who had to go to military school now every time he's bad little johnny boom boom gets sent off to his rooms [Music] all right my little heroes you got lookout duty now keep an eye out for infiltrators anybody comes in you stop them be on your guard you'll never know when you're being tested wow this place is excellent [Music] they must be out on maneuvers what would great great uncle colonel mack pecker do in this situation he'd pick his way to the front lines battle helmet [Music] camouflage transportation military accessories ready commencing operation in filtration [Music] fire one [Music] now let's capture the infiltrator boy oh boy this place is hardcore but i'm on that packer and there isn't an army alive that can stop that beak [Music] there he is using the old stilts on the water trick hey jaws what's the matter snap away [Music] we're almost there [Music] he's dug in near the barracks now this will flush him into the open what's this your size worcestershire sauce stinkweed [Music] targets on the move move it out [Music] good work soldiers now let's see what we've got here all right watch out where are my kids mister uncle woody [Music] soldiers you know this infiltrator sure he's our uncle woody what are you doing here i've come to take you home i uh need bowling partners yeah take us home but we love it here uncle woody you do yeah we want to stay and you're welcome to stay with them soldier because tomorrow is relatives reconnaissance day [Music] why these little warriors get to hunt you down and capture you i'm not sound uh hey would you look at that he can't wait to get started first squad after him hey woody time for a woody woodpecker [Music] cartoon [Music] [Laughter] [Music] yes [Music] hey you get going [Music] so i'm an outcast no home no friends no money ah what's the use if i had a gun i'd shoot myself wow [Music] dad [Music] a bouncing baby boy [Music] oh he wants to play horsey [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] that's pretty cute pretty cute oh yo you're oh you're on your see the pretty ball here it comes [Music] oh that's always got a lot on the ball now let's try it once more [Music] that's the boy now throw it back to papa [Music] throw the ball back to papa junior here it comes papa [Music] oh papa wanna play baltimore yeah sure save on the play balls some more [Music] goodbye sonny boy [Music] bye [Music] [Applause] hmm [Music] [Applause] here is your dinner papa spaghetti and [Music] meatballs so [Music] one front row ticket to the ball game please well the game sold out pal this line is for people who bought in advance i just gotta see my favorite players up close twiggy that sports nut is more loaded than the bases before a grand slam oh oh maybe you'll buy these underwears worn by big bummer gurney we're out of sweaty underwear business twinkie you and me is now in the steel and this woodpeckers wallet business but we gotta get him out of this crowd i told you the game is sold out hello sports fan looking to see some big-time baseball stars up close and personal ah i can't the game's sold out i am coach buzz buzzard from buzzards fantasy baseball camp well you get to play real baseball with real baseball stars and today i'm offering one lucky sports fan yeah that would be you a free membership just follow us [Music] hey what kind of sports camp is this what well it's the kind that's out of the way those big baseball stars can hang out real private great let's get playing oh yeah and why don't you go through the clubhouse there [Music] stealing this robes wallets gonna be tougher than i figured tweeky go make us a baseball field and fast [Music] so [Music] welcome to buzz buzzard memorial stadium this is a corn field oh it's the field of my dreams hey yeah let's get you warmed up [Music] we'll use our new auto pitching machine uh you stand right here play ball don't wallow tweaky get the wallet [Applause] [Music] okay i'm ready to play with the stars yeah well not until er well you still need to wake on your uh that's it a real pro knows how to slip and slide when the best of and them give you a little something that's free to get you going excuse me oh i said i'll give you some extra pointers to get you going now try a head voice slide it'll get you into bass faster [Music] i got it it fell out when you were sliding yeah there's no stars at this camp i'm out of here wait i think i see one of the biggest baseball stars of all time tweaky don't be a star player oh we'll lose this jump for good [Music] your fantasy camp is nothing but a fantasy coach buzzard indeed may i give you the famous babe i'm the world's biggest baseball star huh how come i never heard of him he's uh the best kept secret in baseball so you think you're pretty good stealing and running and stuff huh well i bet you can't handle my pitching give him your best shot sport [Music] now pete sees low balls to use baseball to steal a guy's wallet [Music] my custom [Music] [Applause] [Applause] oh we'll get his wallet if it's the last thing we do [Music] wow [Music] would you look at that woodpecker play ball [Music] wow would you say my glove you know anybody who loves baseball the way you do deserves a front-row seat to the big game today mr woodpecker next time we watch the game on tv [Music] [Applause] [Music] uncle molly uncle volley uncle volley i want this exobar super double deluxe alien combat trooper with collected goo grip can i have it yeah oh really wouldn't you rather have a keen stamp collection like your uncle hmm no i want zak zobar super double deluxe alien combat trooper with galactic goo grip we want to get the zack sober super saiyan combat trooper with galactic ghoul grip can we have it huh please it'll keep us busy while you're up all right all right but then i get a [Music] [Music] nap [Applause] our toys are in the toy department according to my computer we only have one zak zobar super double deluxe alien combat trooper with galactic goo grip left in stock then i guess it's mine i have my value yapper club card yeah well i've got two of a kind that beats your hand the toy's mine the toy is mine oh yeah well i say [Music] without the toy my village will be run on happy boy what can i do [Music] ah at last my swedish woodworking will come in handy [Music] perfect a store directory hmm let's see you are here and you're gonna stay here too by ingo bye ingo looks like i'm gonna be the best uncle [Music] what goes up must come down [Music] for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction that up and down [Music] dude [Music] [Music] yes it's mine [Music] look at this woodpecker voted your little wooden heads have more fun with this than a silly old doll i'll trade you ah pogo sticks don't have laser eye beams [Music] hey little billy's gonna be as happy as a podgy swedish banker on deposit day oh wally wouldn't your nephew rather have a neat basketball it doesn't have boomerang fists [Music] um [Music] of owning your own sovereign land mass there are several nice ones to pick from how about portugal france morocco [Music] i want to buy sweden and i want to buy it now as a value shopper it's all yours [Music] yes zack zobar is mine the gig is up mr smarty feathers i need that point [Music] i'd like to buy this and use my valued yapper card so i can get my bonus points i'm saving them up for a fjord skimmer don't worry sir i'll bag it for you right now you you cheater that's mine uh look kids it's the battle damage zak zoubar with special fall-off arms and short-circuit i-beams no it isn't you guys broke it besides the new cool toy is the germatron super multi-mega action racer with lightning lasers oh can i have fun uncle can i can i yeah can we we only have one in stock oh my and we're closing in two minutes [Music] [Applause] [Music] we're the man's ride we better go south right away you said it winter's coming winter's coming [Music] boy oh boy what if they first swept [Music] hey pop where's everybody going we're all going south groundhogs there's a terrible blizzard's coming ah go on that guy don't know his shadow from a hole in the ground you'll for freeze to death if you stay here and you won't have any food either don't worry about me i got plenty of food and right now i'm going swimming [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] hmm must be hard water in this lake [Music] [Applause] nice and warm here can i get plenty of [Music] [Applause] food [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey come back here with my food [Music] hmm [Music] i'm that hungry little kitty cat you just read about i'm so hungry i could eat a uh woodpecker yeah that's it come in you're just in time for dinner yeah what are you going to have for dinner [Music] fish yeah let me check your scarf you know i think that pigeon tried to choke me you must be pretty cold buddy no i ain't cold oh [Music] see [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] you miss me now my fine pigeon i'm going to pick you [Music] dry [Music] um [Music] nice that was pretty good but you know i'm still hungry yeah so am i [Music] [Applause] howdy partner [Music] it's time for another cartoon [Music] [Music] congratulations you've just purchased mega hot the hottest furnace in the known universe your mega hot 1000 has the heating power of 10 suns comes with a lifetime warranty and even make hot chocolate at julian fries i'll bet you're ready to bask in her warmth right now then what are you waiting for pour in the fuel and fire her up [Music] you do have fuel [Music] [Music] oh what a glorious day off from the antarctic core no pressures no responsibilities no fuel civilian you think you could just waltz over here and commandeer this fuel do you well you're wrong son the finder's keeper's laws do not apply in this territory i have one day's rnr and i have requisitioned this fuel for myself [Music] dismissed [Applause] [Music] what you again [Music] uh say there short stuff uh no uh sudden moves well this thing could hope in the name of the antarctic cup [Music] hold it right there is one military-issue combustibles container and i cannot allow his transfer to non-military personnel without 456.74 and 127 broke [Music] in triplicate you're a snappy dresser but you're not too government savvy are you hostile next time i outrank you who could that be yes oh a salesman you're selling a satellite disc that'll get this soldier 500 channels [Music] perhaps no creature has adapted better to this cold climate than the penguin every day these noble flightless birds must use their wits to survive hey it's you again [Music] not on my watch penguin [Music] what do you have to say for yourself now oh right you don't talk [Music] lucky i remembered to borrow the platoon cookbook let's see 800 onions 50 pounds of salt ah half ton of flour [Music] turn off stove kiss the fish okay stand on one foot cover your eyes and count to one hundred one two three four five six seven eight oh gourmet cooking is [Music] hard [Music] i've had it with you [Music] [Applause] i'll take that and you get off that machine now shorty [Music] no no more no more take the can take it take everything i'm going back to camp ending my leave if i get any more rest and relax i said man [Music] good afternoon sports fans and welcome to the opening of the antarctic games sponsored by mama dulap's old-fashioned chocolate the chocolates are burned by four out of five hungry penguins mama doolab invites you to join us at the extreme sporting event of the century we guarantee plenty of excitement food thrills food and most of all food tickets go on sale well right now i just love being the official head of security for these year antarctic games i'm sworn to keep all riff raff off of these premises hmm what have we here it looks like i crowd me a penguin of the gate crashing persuasion well i'm escorting you from the premises [Music] guard rule number one always be leery of the tuxedo errors hmm this here ice is mighty cold on the lower lumbar [Music] it looks like we have a couple of late entries in the ice skating competition ladies and gentlemen [Music] well what style that big fella has what a left hook that little fella has [Music] now i got you you little ow that's mods [Music] [Applause] that smart alec bird is definitely skating on your proverbial thin eyes but there ain't a penguin alive who can outsmart a minimum wage security officer except maybe this one [Applause] what an amazing performance we have a new gold medal winner and now in the mama do laps antarctic games tradition the winner of every event gets a meal at the table of champions no cake crasher is gonna be outsmarting me hmm needs a tad more salt hold on one ice pick in minute this is the law of talking sticks and stones may break my bones but water will not hurt me unless it has been modified to solid farm [Music] hold where you are then the gate crasher alive we can get away from [Music] [Applause] what style [Music] what a landing that'll probably cause what we in the guard business call a boo-boo [Music] you know what my boo boo smarts what an amazing run this surprise contestant has won his second event of the game and he's wasting no time heading to the table of champions to celebrate all right gate crasher hand over that drumstick [Music] chili willy has come out of nowhere to take the lead in the 100 mile ice gliding race all right you pull over [Music] huh that there's the oldest trick in the book yep sometimes it takes a while but i always prove i'm twice as smart as everyone says i think i am you know you don't see these great white polar sharks very often we're 50 miles into the race and chile's still in first place [Music] we're less than 100 yards from the finish line and it's still anyone's race when i catch this law breaking icebreaker he's going to chill in the cooler for a long while this is what we in the business call a hot pursuit they don't get any hotter than this amazing chili has won three gold medals in one day and now he's enjoying his third meal at the table of champions [Music] i did my job i may be tired but it's a good kind of time [Music] well the antarctic games may be over but you can enjoy mama dulap's old-fashioned chocolate all year long remember it's a gold medal [Music] treat [Applause] [Music] that's my boy [Music] um [Music] that's my boy [Music] um [Music] me [Music] oh [Music] uh [Music] you

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Id: vQqJVRGy7A0

Length: 61min 20sec (3680 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 05 2017