Willy Wonka being a legend for 8 minutes straight...

come on let's boogie [Music] we did it [Music] wasn't that just magnificent i was worried he was getting a little dodgy in the middle part but then that finale wow where are you he's willy wonka good morning star shine the earth says hello [Music] i shake you warmly by the hand of a pandemic my name is willy wonka there shouldn't you be up there well i couldn't very well watch the show from up there now could i little girl but i used to work here in the one of those factory spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cats who's the workers oh i don't care well you should care to go just gonna win the special prize at the end well you do seem confident and confidence is key this is a strong message i'm very result it's very nice to meet you i always thought of aruka was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot i lost your chocolate i can see that and the rest of you must be there pants yeah moms and dads dad you're not you're not touching this there's plastic everywhere okay then let's move along no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall making children those pipes suck up the chocolate and carry it away all over the factory thousands of gallons an hour yeah everything in this room is eatable even i'm eatable but that's called cannibalism thank you children there's no such place what what mr wonker i teach high school geography and i'm here today bravo well done aren't they delightful aren't they charming i do say that all seem rather rehearsed he will be made into strawberry flavored chocolate coated fudge they'll be selling him by the pound all over the world no i wouldn't allow it the taste would be terrible can you imagine augustus flavored chocolate-coated glue ooh no one would buy it chewing gum is really gross chewing gum i hate the most see see see what what do you see exactly the same no it isn't you really shouldn't remember because i can't understand what you're saying now on with the tour did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins gives one feeling of being in love you don't say it's all aboard try some of this it'll do you good we look starved in depth no other factory in the world i've already said that [Music] that doesn't make sense for your information little girl whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whipped everybody knows that these are everlasting jumpstarters you can suck on it all year and it'll never get any smaller it's like um no you mean that's it do you even know what it is hello it's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe know why no why because this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself why would anyone want that sounds like my kind of gum i'd rather you didn't there's still one or two things that are available i'm the wrecker holder and chewing gum i'm not afraid of anything [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i've tried it on like 20 oompa loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry it's just weird how was she supposed to compete you could put you in a county fair what's the special prize who gets it the best kind of prize is a surprise well violet always be a blueberry no if you hate gums so much why do you make it once again you really shouldn't because it's kind of starting to burn me out ah this is a room i know all about if you see mr wonka i myself am in the nut business are you using the havamax 4000 to do your assaulting no you're really weird i want to pick a room the amount of power would take to convert energy in matter would be like nine atomic bombs somewhere seriously i cannot understand a single word you're saying okey dokey mr wonka charlie's the only one left now you mean you're the only one yes what happened to the others but luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed things up what do you really mean yeah i do but it's made of glass it'll smash into a million pieces i think there's someone at the door hi mom of course i mean it's all right if my family come too oh my dear boy of course i can't you can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old dead goose no offense none taken yep if i go with you to the factory i wouldn't ever see my family again [Music] yeah you

Channel: Funny Edits

Views: 3,316,574

Rating: 4.9401445 out of 5

Keywords: Willie Wonka, Johnny Depp, Liza Koshy, Peppa pig edited, willy wonka and the chocolate factory edited, dance moms, laughcable, ryxn, Collins Key, among us, Mr beast, beast gaming, Shane Dawson drama, the sip podcast, Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Disney

Id: nZju5kYlAaM

Length: 8min 31sec (511 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 25 2020