i edited WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971)

[Music] [Applause] [Music] uh [Music] how does he do it my dear boy do you ask a fish how it swims or a bird how it flies no separate the sorrow and collect [Music] thinks it's [Music] ali is late he works too hard for a little boy i should have some time to play not enough hours in the day i've yet to see you set foot on the floor hi everybody [Music] is this your supper grandpa well it's yours too charlie i'm fed up with cabbage water it's not enough chocolate what are you saying how about this charlie where'd you get that what difference does it make where he got it point is he got it the fact we started working again far fast but grandpa someone must be helping mr wonka work the factory thousands must be helping him but who who are they that is the biggest mystery of them all together it's horrible dangerous stuff blows you up but mixed together in the right way as only i know how what do you think it makes i don't know sir you don't know because only i know if you knew and i didn't know then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you and for a student to teach his teacher it's presumptuous and rude do i make myself clear yes sir yeah now charlie you take the nitric acid in the glycerin poor billy wonka's opening his factory's gonna let people in are you sure it's on the radio and he's giving truckloads of chocolate away class dismissed i don't know it's only for five people class i'm dismissed he sent five golden tickets and the people who find them will win the big prize lizzie hidden the tickets are gonna buy one component do you think i've got a chance to find one no i'm still having these dreams doctor and i still can't stop myself from believing them but i dreamed the archangel appeared and whispered into my ear and told me where to find a golden wonka ticket and what exactly did he say what difference does that make [Music] [Applause] on the job they haven't shelter peanuts in there they've been shelling flaming chocolate bars from dawn to dusk you promised not having the very first day you're going to be very unpopular around here henry if you there are only four tickets left in the whole world what can i do but now i think i can safely say that your time and money i've been well spent we're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age based on the revolutionary component law of probability this machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining golden tickets it says i won't tell that would be [Music] cheating you're probably wondering why i'm doing the grocery shopping and it's because mom has to work two extra jobs because her first one wasn't paying good enough because of the economy the government and all that stuff so she let me do it i don't really know what to get because my mom gave me a grocery list but now of course i'm right back on gum i chew it all day except at meal times when i stick it behind my ear violets i just want to be appreciated now this piece of gum here is one that i've been chewing on for three months solid and that's a world record it's beating the record held by my best friend miss cornelia prince medal and was she mad hey mike do you think we might shut that thing off no are you crazy mike the country wants to hear from you the world is waiting can't you shut up i'm busy boy what a great show i serve all his tv dinners right here he's never even been to the table wait till i get a real one colt 45 pop won't let me have one yet will you pop that to your 12 son today we are going to learn about percentages you peter goth how many did you open a hundred and fifty charlie bucket how many did you open two that's easy two two what do you mean i don't care very much for chocolate no well i can't figure out just two if you open 201k bars apart from being dreadfully sick you've used up 20 to 1000 which is 15 half over again [Music] so now that all the tickets have been found i don't have to hide them anymore delicious take it easy you'll get a stomach ache if you swallow it like that [Music] mr wonka is at this moment working on a fantastic convention the everlasting gobstopper our everlasting gobstoppers i want to go fast before anybody else anything you say sweetheart [Music] [Applause] what a pleasure and how pretty you look in that lovely minko i've got three others at home come along come along ah here we are don't be a dark full walker that's the way we came in what is this wonka some kind of fun house why having fun i've had enough i'm not going in there and almost everything you'll see is eatable edible i mean you can eat almost everything but that is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies let me in i'm starving now don't get over excited don't lose your head augustus we wouldn't want anyone to lose that yet this is a musical lock rachmaninoff ladies and gentlemen you've ruined your watershed wonka is polluted it's chocolate that's chocolate well they can't be real people well of course they're real people stuff and nonsense from lumberland lupa land there's no such place excuse me i am a teacher of geography oh well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is well then you'll know all about it and know what a terrible country it is nothing but dust west and first come and live with me in peace and safety away from all the wang doodles and horned swagglers and snazz wangers and rotten vermicious knids snozz wankers vermicious knits what kind of rubbish is that i'm sorry but all questions must be submitted in writing hey daddy i want a num palumpa i want you to get me an umpa lumper right away all right all right i'll get you one before the day i want a number now hell police murder quick johnny here we can just describe this it looks like he's drowning dive in save him oh it's too late too late he's had it now the suction's got him what's up how long he's gonna take him to push through the suspense is terrible he's gonna go this time i hope it'll last he'd be made into marshmallows in five seconds impossible my dear lady that's absurd unthinkable why because that type of marshmallow room goes to the fudge room you terrible man look sharp or her little boy is liable to get poured into the boiler you wind him up i know it you'll do buddy hey what kind of place you running here anyhow wonka uh what's that you're going to love this just love it hey judy i want to vote like this a beautiful paddle boat that's what i want what she wants is a good kick in the pants i think i'm gonna be seasick here try one of these what are they rainbow drops sucker and you can spit in seven different colors spitting's a dirty habit i know a worse one [Music] [Applause] you're right i can't boy what a great series this one this is kind of strange yeah strange charlie but it's fun i'm gonna be sick i can take a joke is the grizzly reaper mowing yes keep on rowing and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing calm down we're there where here whipped cream coffee cream vanilla cream hair cream it's a walking moisture any good [Music] i told you not to silly boy in my entire factory this is the one that's really going to sizzle old slugworth what's it do would you like to see yeah how do you make them i'm a trifled deaf in this year speak a little louder next time who wants an everlasting gobstopper me are you no hey she's got two i want another one stop squawking everybody has had one and one is enough for anybody well don't you know what this is my gum it's gum wrong i don't care oh i wouldn't do that i really wouldn't why doesn't she listen to mr wonka because charlie she's roast beef and a baked potato with sour cream but your face is turning blue violet you're turning violet violet what are you talking about always goes wrong when we come to the desert always it tastes so real try some more the strawberries taste like strawberries the snozzberries taste like snozzberries berries it's an educated egg dicator it's a lot of the little nonsense now and then is rushed by the wise hey daddy i want you golden goose here we go again daddy will get you golden goose as soon as we get home no i want one of those bunker how much do you want for the golden goose they're not for sale name your prize she can't have one who said that i want my geese to lay gold eggs for easter it will sweetheart least a hundred a day anything you say [Music] it's real taste it it's delicious it's just gotten smaller that's all delicious it's unbelievable it's a miracle it's a tv dinner it's wonka fishing mr wonka can you send other things not just chocolate i mean anything you like what about people hmm i don't really know suppose i could yes i'm sure i could i'm pretty sure i could but it might have some messy results look at me i'm gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television all right get away from that thing stop don't come back right where are you great he's completely unharmed you call that a moment be quiet boy i'm terribly busy whole day wasted goodbye to you both goodbye what happened did we do something wrong yes but i'm gonna find out wake the up wake up the lifetime supply of chocolate for charlie when does he get it he doesn't why not because he broke the rules it's all there black and white clear as crystal oh you get you lose i'm just kidding could you imagine good day sir you're a crook build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces you're an inhuman monster i said good day come on charlie let's get out of here mr wonka you won you did it you did it i knew you would i just knew you would this is the great glass warm collater it's an elevator it's a rock better just press the button you're off and up until now i've pressed them all except one this one go ahead charlie [Music] me thank you

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Length: 17min 1sec (1021 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 23 2021