willy wonka being superior to everyone for four minutes straight

[Music] good morning star shine the earth says hello oh i don't care well you should care well you do seem confident and confidence is key i always thought of veruca was the type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot i lost your chocolate i can see that said why i never expected to have so much in common hey little boy he's wrong spit it out peter crispy skin yeah i'm just looking sorry blueberry pie and ice cream that part well i told you i hadn't quite got it right because it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert it's the blueberry pie that does it i'm terribly sorry i've tried it on like 20 oompa loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry what are they doing they're testing to see if she's a bad nut oh my goodness she is bad not after all where are they taking her where all the other bad nuts go to the garbage chute where does the shoe go to the incinerator but don't worry we only light it on tuesdays today is tuesday well there's always the chance they decided not to light it today after all it is a chocolate factory then why is the door so small it's to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside now do be careful my dear children don't lose your heads what those pipes suck up the chocolate and carry it away please do it's so delectable and so darn good looking everything in this room is eatable even i'm eatable but that is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies course they're real people they're in balloons there's no such place what teach high school geography and i'm here to tell you well then you'll know all about it and know what a terrible country it is moms and dads okay then let's move along i think we've got the wrong house oh i do congratulate you i really do i'm absolutely delighted glass elevator to speed things up come on hold on well here we go it's all aboard onward try some of this it'll do you good we look starved in depth you're all quite short aren't you can they see where they're going okay it's unlocking moisture precisely for your information little girl whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips everybody knows that [Music]

Channel: charlotte choate

Views: 960,401

Rating: 4.9688554 out of 5

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Id: 5F59zYYgNF8

Length: 4min 7sec (247 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 23 2020