Will You Press The Button?

whoa what the hell whoa I don't know what happened but I love it this is amazing I'm gonna I'm gonna keep this we're gonna go with this okay hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to will you press the button I'm sure you've all played the game would you rather in some way at home I'm afraid to move my head or I'm gonna lose the amazing thing that happened in my hair but this one's different let me tell you why because there's always a catch - everything that if you press this goddammit if you press the button your wildest dreams will come true but there's always a catch on the thing that beeps guests like this one you will be able to access the internet with your mind cool right but your innermost thoughts will automatically be posted on your favorite social media site now see you can figure out how that be particularly devastating for me cuz I sure wouldn't want to put anything embarrassing on my social media sites not that I do that already and not that my innermost thoughts are horrible there sunshine and rainbows inside my brain I'm gonna fix this Jesus the pink is wolf my god the pink is the pink has a mind of its own alright okay now that we cut the world's worst beginning to a let's play out of the way let's see what I'll do see I like I said it's not like I'm Hitler inside my brain it's I just I have some things that I want to keep private I'm not Hitler but ok I'm not I will not I will not good that was a good dilemma this is funny this is a great let's play I'm so happy to be able to do ok here we go half-life 3 comes out but you can't plant can only watch little kids playing without editing oh god it's like the wit's like my Let's Plays they're horrible than not Oh No ok alright so I have to do what you guys do we just suffer through my stupidity when I play game oh wow I owe god ah does that mean the half-life 3 will never come out I don't either I will not aah oh good people he believed it oh man that was a good one geez complete immortality nothing in the universe can kill you but no one else will ever be immortal now you see this is why I like this particular version because it gets thought-provoking questions not stupidity like what we've seen but this has always been like my philosophy because immortality like nothing can kill you can you imagine that like billions and trillions of years down the road you're still just floating in blackness probably suffering and pain from the cold vacuum of space or you've been sucked inside to the center of a Sun how horrible would that be no no I will not I I don't want to live forever like that geez Wow people didn't agree with me whoa really you would want to see everyone you know and love die that's so horrible that was good lemma it's good lemma you would be a being with demon powers fighting for good in protecting the people like all of my favorite animoves but the more you fight more the more demonic you become until you abandon reasoning and only death will Wow that sounds like an exciting life I mean my god isn't that the plot of Batman you live long enough you you you live long you die oh [ __ ] you live long enough to see yourself become the hero or you die no that's too god damn it what you live long in it [ __ ] I'll press it do it ah people are disagreeing with me that's baloney so what if you become a demonic demon then at least you did good while you were not and then you give someone else purpose to defeat you good to love a good good good dilemma Oh God wait oh no wait this went this went bigger than I thought it'd be that's what she said you're permanently in a relationship with crush of your dreams and you to never fall for other people but you have to be haunted by the grudge for ten years you will follow you everywhere and can't leave until a decade has passed ah I mean okay on the one hand what if you're / what if my crush is the grudge lady like his ways the grudge the grudge lady or is the Brett no that's the ring the grudge is a kid nevermind we're putting that aside that's totally no no no no no okay alright then what I just who see it says you're permanently in a relationship with a crush your dreams but it doesn't say you have a happy relationship you're just stuck together what if you're unhappy I mean you could just have a crush on someone and they could be totally not the right fit for you and you have the grudge haunting you that's horrible Oh unless people think like the crush of their dreams is like some celebrities I will not know I have addend really it was that split I guess people think that just punching a grudge in the face would it says the grudges a she okay what if that wasn't it but then oh it's a paradox because if my crush is the grudge she will follow me for 10 years but then she'll leave in 10 years then she was never gonna be permanently in a relationship with me is a jerk I'm too lazy to adness you can watch any TV show film listen to any song whenever you want on any device but the volume will always be really quiet and you can't have subtitles no that'd be so but I mean what do you I mean you can do that Oh Brandon you can do that already it it exists this this is irrelevant it's already a thing I can watch it at whatever ball you might choose and I choose to blast my part in full volume from the mid road you I will not good you will never go to work again and every week you will be paid for 40 hours worth of work at minimum wage but you cannot receive any of other forms of income or donation well that's us then I would go out of my goddamn mind if I didn't have to work I would be an end at minimum wage that's horrible II like that's below the poverty line that's why I than issues raising the minimum wage that's getting into a hold no Katja comments YouTube goddamnit comments comments come back here stop it stop it out they're gone comments are gone sorry that's a horrible discussion about the politics money I will no there's no way Howard how did 40% of the people how did 40% of people press that how would you live how would you live I think my voice is auto-tune pizza you received five hundred thousand dollars every year for life but once a year at random you were kidnapped for a week oh oh ah how bad is this kidnapping is it like a Stockholm Syndrome situation is it the same person kidnapping me every year is it going to be horrible he's good could it be fun could someone kidnap me away for a fun fun Kayson in Disney World and I always wanted to go to Disney World and it's in volando Florida oh I'm an idiot yeah sure why not let's see how this goes yeah see what what's so bad about being kidnapped what what could happen there get $20 every time you inhale but every year on your birthday you have to eat it buckets would you inhale them which do you inhale air and then exhale dollars is that a horrible affliction that you have to suffer through like every single breath is it all in ones is it like a is it like a money shot gun every time you breathe out needs Wow if you go to a strip club and you just start breathing heavy on everyone I'm not gonna finish that thought I'm okay actually I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay no I done I've seen a video of a guy eat a live spider and it's horrifying and all of the world's problems famine torture poverty disease etc it's at several neck that's bra but you alone suffer all of them without death for all eternity ooh now that's interesting would I be willing to suffer through every problem that humanity has to offer for all eternity I don't think any person alive or has ever been alive would be able to tolerate that kind of torture but because this is a hypothetical scenario it would be really cool if that's how you know that was my legacy like my legacy was I bore all of the world's problems on my shoulders forever famine torture poverty and disease and hunger I I guess is also in there oh that's famine I I it's like would you become numb to it do you have every disease at one every STD possible and every other disease possible like some of those Oh president I'll do it I'll do it I'll be the hero that Wow only 36 people press the button babe braver haver you rule the world and have magic and can now do anything you want that is possible realistic or not but no longer are able to use the Internet is eerie I'd even though you have all that power you're not powerful enough to change this rule okay all right then I'm down with that that's amazing you can rule the world and have magic anything I want to do is possible I can live without the all the Internet is is a series of tubes it's not a big truck that you just dump all of your stuff on do it's a series of tubes hell yeah I'm gonna press that button I can come up with more fun things to do with my magic yeah everyone in Detroit dies would I get cake I mean versus outsid this is where this is where the deep dark secrets of my mind get revealed and the horror that marahau I didn't want my innermost thoughts it was always just like boy I hope Detroit just blows up one day and I really want cake really I'm not Hitler really run girl later Italy that's really what goes in my mind all the time that's really what happens you living ever to get my brain all the time Oh Oh God oh it's such a dilemma Oh God no I really want to see how many people press the button I bet a lot really ah now I look like an [ __ ] but it's probably really good cake I'm sorry all my fans in Detroit please join everyone still talking about politics in the comment below to tell me how bad I am so anyway that's no man you have a perfect life but you can't share it with anyone so I'll leave that one up to you which one would you we're not did we will you press the button let me know down in the comments below if you would if you enjoyed this video please let me know I actually love doing this because it's interesting thought experiment and it's pretty fun too so let me know if you want to see more down the comments below let me know if you enjoyed this video as well thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next we and what did you end up with I like what do I even say play it back for me you know who on me

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 5,925,949

Rating: 4.9395905 out of 5

Keywords: will you press the button, would you rather, would you rather game, markiplier, funny, will you press the button game, funny moments, funny games, free games

Id: 4f3mux0q7oY

Length: 12min 10sec (730 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 04 2015

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[u/Cp7Chris009]

I think willyoupressthebutton.com got internet hugged because of mark's video