DO NOT PRESS | Will You Press The Button #2

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to will you press them button now is heavily requested that I play the skin again and I'm more than happy to do so because it creates a lot of very interesting ethical dilemmas where I end up blowing up Detroit for cake and forgetting a lot of very important quotes so you will go into the world of your favorite series but you will not be able to interact with your favorite character now what is my favorite series oh this opens up a lot of really interesting questions because do I want to go into a world where everything is fantastic but the series is actually really dark and horrible or do I want to go into a fantastic series like Hogwarts or maybe I want to go into a mundane series like the office and then interact with my favorite characters there or not interact with my favorite characters oh I don't know I think if I had to really choose based on the universe that I could go into I would choose the Fullmetal Alchemist universe because the idea that alchemy could actually be real in a science and something that you learn and gain knowledge from and even though I wouldn't be able to interact with El Edward Elric it's ok because then I'd get to meet everyone else in the world and hopefully play an important part even though the world is kind of dark it would still be cool I would totally be down for that good very good you will become a highly successful well-paid musician but you hate the sound of your own music more than any other and must tour on a regular basis oh God well that's kind of the idea that you would be successful in something you don't like so you wouldn't be satisfied in what you're doing because even if you were a musician but if you didn't like your own music that you were making it would kinda be so soul sucking that you wouldn't even want to do it I don't know would you guys actually want to do that because I will not press that button oh no way oh my god I'll be kissed on the nearest possible Friday that's today ok sorry you ride a motorcycle that never crashes but you can never ride in anything else with wheels or airplanes oh well that's the case that's totally fine give me my motorcycle it'll never crash I'll strap literally like I'll call NASA they'll put Rockets on my motorcycle and I'll just zip at 6000 miles per hour wherever I want to go and never crash that would be amazing of course I'm gonna press that button that's awesome 65% did not Oh grow some balls you will be able to do anything you want for the rest of your life but you have to hide your identity I mean that sounds pretty good to me you get to do whatever you want then you never have to be accountable for it you could be a horrible horrible is this like saying you can literally do anything you want like you could manipulate the universe into doing anything or you can literally just kind of say like oh my god be free but no one will ever remember you because I don't know if it's the first then I'm okay with that I would press the button but then I'd have to hide my identity but that doesn't mean that people would know me I just have to come up with a fake I press that button that sounds good yeah of course who wouldn't constantly while you were asleep you were able to control dreams you were able to create your own imaginary world and do whatever you want but you need 28 hours of sleep per day and you were only able to be awake for four hours hey if I could be asleep for 20 hours a day that would be my dream I would be so happy I would be so happy if I got to sleep that long and who then I actually stayed asleep and then when I'm asleep it's like when I'm awake will be my dream world whatever oh man that would be really sad because then I wouldn't actually be in reality but I'd have a controllable door oh man oh that's a dilemma I think I'd press that button I think I'd present I'd do that that would be really all that split right down the middle for that one oh it's so good you can go into or out of any video games you want but you can't play any sort of multiplayer while inside the game totally fine with me I am a hundred percent not letting other people ruin my game experience with their douchiness it's my game I'm going into it the way I want to go into it and no one's gonna ruin it for me so there you go I'm pressing the button exactly who wouldn't that button it's you have access to anything you want in the world but you have to share everything with 10 7 year olds that sounds like the situation I have with my nieces and nephews right now there's about 10 of them I think and they're all about 12 years and younger and every time I come over they all want to play with me and then wreck my day and ruin my life but I have access to everything oh god what if they get hold than the nuclear arsenals that business sound is good oh my god for the responsibility of the world it will not press that button you can tell when someone is lying to you but you can't call them out on it ok that's fine I'll just manipulate everything behind their back so that I know exactly what's going on and how to use that to my advantage actually that does seem like something that you could do if you don't need to call them out on it then maybe it's better because they don't know that you know that are lying but then you can work around that to your advantage oh yeah oh definitely press that button so what a lot of people you are super cute super talented and super great in bed but you're socially awkward that's my life right now it's true maybe I don't know ok I'll press it once again you guys get to know a lot about me a lot you get to work at a stable well-paying job for the rest of your life but the work conditions are terrible the boss is horrible the hours are unreasonable and the job itself is incredibly dumb dull know who would press that would blows a terrible one that's so stupid have all food replaced with candy but this includes toothpaste so your teeth would rot away you know if all food was replaced by candy you would get so sick so soon because oh you your body can't handle pure sugar like the only reason you're able to tolerate pure sugar in like sodas is because it's cut with other chemicals that's why if you eat a bunch of candy you'll get sick I will not bad you can download every visual thought to your computer oh this concludes dreams imaginations and drunken experiences that you may have forgotten but life as you know it is now in black and white though you and others can view the recordings in color yes that would be so cool if I could actually put what's in my mind onto my computer I could create such amazing visual tapestries and that's not even exaggerating sailing or in my mind it's such a unique and interesting experience I have such an artist in my mind I just can't read no I'm not saying that at all I'm saying everyone has the ability to create wild and vivid things in their mind the brain is an incredible organ and can do amazing things that would be so good I'm really 42% of people wouldn't tolerate the world in black and white just to be able to do that you could create so much so many cool things so much porn you conquer your fear of spiders but to do so you have to sleep in a bed with thousands of them for one all night I'm not afraid of spiders but I think anybody would be afraid of spiders after sleeping in a bed with them thousands of them for one night what do you have to do with them in bed I will not no way god no yeah you have the ability to become a cat whenever you want but once you do it it's permanent that doesn't seem good at why would I want to be a cat I am perfectly fine being a human thank you you can have any superhero power but first you have to use it on a bus filled with senior citizens Oh what if my power is like to heal and he wound then I'd have to use it on them but if I actually want an important powers then they wouldn't do well I guess that would be a very important power you can heal anybody but that's not what I choose maybe there's like an over encompassing power that I could do that where if I have to use it on a bus filled with seniors it's what if I was able to manipulate make as I wanted any part of the human body and I could make them all young again and healthy and then I could carry on that power and then that also could be used to fight evil because if some big baddies come by me um you're not small not small but littler and then they punch him and I punch every old person on that bus I punch him and punch him and then I push the babies too and then I make the babies into old people no people than the babies and then I punch each other and then I keep punching them in the face and gonads and I switch their gonads with their face I punch bulls at once I shouldn't be given any power ever Alfred president I'll press that button who wouldn't press that button vegetables tastes like bacon but bacon tastes like boiled eggplant wait isn't that like you catch-22 because I love vegetables and if they taste like bacon hey even awesomer but then I just I wouldn't eat bacon there's nothing to this of course oh no Pokemon is in real life including all logic technology and pokemons but all animals in real life will be gone forever so literally pokemons would become real and then replace every animal in society okay since you guys are the ones that actually like Pokemon because I don't hate Pokemon it's just like I feel like the games are repetitive a bit but I mean it's not like I a bore Pokemon I watched Pokemon as a kid so I'll leave this one up to you what do you have Pokemon be real in all of its wonder glory [ __ ] or whatever it may or may not be but every animal that's currently exists in existence and that includes dogs and cats and ferrets and bunnies and all the cute adorable animals that you love would be gone and replaced with Pokemon would you do that I'll leave that up to you so thank you everybody so much for watching I really enjoy playing this game sorry even really a game I really enjoyed doing this and I hope you enjoyed to let me know how you think in the comments below please answer my question in the comments as well I will be reading through them and seeing your wondrous interesting answers so thank you again everybody and as always I will see you in the next video I feel like this would lead to a lot more problems than just was seen on the surface so really now I look like an [ __ ]

Channel: Markiplier

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Length: 10min 57sec (657 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 15 2015