Why You Should Try FFXIV! Asmongold vs Mcconnell

whoa boy i can't wait till we argue about this for 15 minutes and then it gets uploaded to youtube and i have to sort through over 3 000 comments and read them all oh i can't wait okay all right mcconnell mcconnell i know you're sitting in queue so i i i like to say uh this is what you have to look forward to uh it's it's gonna be great you're gonna really like it a lot and it's gonna be super fun look at that literally summoning the holy light uh-huh look at that the blades of justice look at remember whenever what was that ability that like uh wow had where it was like that was like blade of justice and it's like this little bro this is like a uh a a 15 foot dildo of justice yeah look at this look at that holy holy i love how they end it with that one too that's the best that what palpates do they in that game they kill they kill things with snowflakes and plastic swords they're not how do you know it's plastic how do you know it's plastic you know i said this on i said this on reddit when i saw it you know i got i actually got down voted on your reddit because the the weebs in your community now yeah they're these people man i swear to god man listen i i said how come the paladin can conjure up like gigantic ass blades like that but he can't hold one what kind of a is he okay what kind of a is the paladin in final fantasy where he he can have these giant blades even bigger than dude that that is literally the the blade of justice from wow but in final fantasy now how come they can do that but they can't carry it you got to be a you got to be a big ass to carry a shield big ass okay especially if you can conjure swords the size of a goddamn house out of your ass but you can do that and that's pretty cool i don't want to do that i want to i want to have the sword in my hands or some some two-handed weapon okay that doesn't have to be a sword but i i will grant you that would logically make sense yeah it does okay i i don't know why they don't do it because you can make your sword invisible right you can make your sword invisible if they had a way for paladins to have like a transmog instead of like using the sword of shield you're just using a big two-handed sword would that work i don't know are they still tanks or they do damage well they do both uh but they're tanks okay so they're tanks yeah okay no why because i don't want to be a tank i want to be i want to be a damage dealer well you want to do damage no it doesn't work that way in the game man like okay and that's why and that's why i'm not playing it well out of all the classes which one do you think is the coolest one well paladin obviously okay that doesn't mean i'm going to play it just because i think something's cool doesn't mean i'm going to play it i think lamborghini diablos are sick does that mean i'm going to go out and buy one that's cool because i don't have enough money yeah i don't i don't have any money but regardless of that regardless it's like a lot i mean so what do you think you are missed i mean come on can't just go around blowing money like that well listen that's my that's my uh stance on it is that uh yeah i'm not i'm not i'm not playing the they they can't hold the they can't hold the goddamn sword watch play dark knight though they can hold two ended sword because that's not a paladin if i want to play a dark knight i would play a death knight and wow i know i don't do that i play a paladin i don't yeah the snowflakes are kind of weird but like i mean you can literally it's a race where are they they're coming from earth because no they're on he's on the moon it's cold no they're coming from the paladin because the paladins in the final fantasy are gigantic snowflakes they pro they're probably liberals man look they they it still looks cool doesn't it we play a goddamn liberal in a game that no no look it's not about that you're just trying to play it's just for fun you make up your own story you can be a you can be the most based paladin that there is no you can't not with snowflakes flying out of your oh my god no there'll be snowflakes of justice you can just call anything of justice and and it sounds paladin yeah but if it doesn't mean it is oh this is my listen you hear that that's my water bottle of justice man that's this thing is righteous bro holy you believe no no no it what i'm saying is like the paladins in the game are that i think that the abilities are cool that that's all i'm saying is i think they're cool i i'm not saying they don't look cool i'm saying it doesn't make sense that they can do that and then still not use a two-handed weapon and that's stupid and they're tanks you're right they should be able to use a two-handed weapon i i agree with you all i'm saying is that some of these classes are pretty cool and you played other classes and wow before there's always going to be something like dark knight is not it's specifically a warrior you know i don't play a death knight and wow it's interesting to try it out and it's like here's the thing dude it's like are you really going to sit around and play wow while they take out the pictures of the girls boobs in the game because they keep touching people at the office like you're really going to sit around and play this i'm not playing well i like the only time i play wow is when i play with you yeah yeah yeah that's it and otherwise i'm playing other i'm playing gta rp i'm currently playing d2 okay it's an amazing game and at least at least d2 has some violence some gore some some it doesn't have nipples anymore though does it because they took those out well it's the closest thing you can get to nipples yeah and it's it's close but it's not there you can see more yeah cookie clicker too yeah it's and cookie clicker yeah it's just it's awful man i feel like some of these are cool like you should try it again just try it out see if it's good like it's the raids are legitimately good in the game like i'm not memeing or anything like that if i was meaning i'm sure they are i'm sure yeah they're good and like that you have like the social experience you can go to the different clubs did you see the erp clubs no i don't i don't care about that it's the same issue with it's the same issue with wow how are you gonna tell me that you don't care about that but you've been playing gta rp what do you mean at least in gta rp i can create my own story if i want to and i don't go like people say like oh are there red holders in gta rp no i don't i don't go into gta rp expecting to play a rep paladin because there's no it's not it's not a it might be an mmo rpg light but it's it's not a class based mmorpg like wow what the fight it's a completely different type of game but final fantasy is akin to wow it's an mmorpg with a class based system yeah so if i do play if if i were to play final fantasy i would go into it expecting to play a class based system and the the paladin in that system it's not a damage dealer so i don't want to play it it's not a damage dealer either i don't give a look i i mean it's it's not that bad and like you could play maybe play like black mage or something do something completely different you play like a caster no i don't want to it's it's a good game it gives you something to do it'd be cool that you ever see the ultimates ultimate fights are badass you know what that's it that sounds you sound exactly like me telling you to play like witcher 3 or gtrp yeah or any other game that you i told you to play and you didn't yeah it's not even about the game it's because i didn't play your game and now you don't want to play my game no it's i'm not doing this as some kind of like a tip for today yes i'm not doing it like tit for tat i just i'm not interested in final fantasy i've never been into it i've never played a final fantasy game i have no interest in it i don't like the aesthetics it's stupid i don't want to play it i get i get that but the game does not patronize you it does not waste your time and that is enough for me to want to play okay think about everybody that we know that has played the game there have been a lot of people they've been very positive about the game and i understand that that you're not necessarily a big fan yep i understand right and so everybody that disagrees is a paid shill that's right so if if except quinn right and so here's the thing i understand that you might be uh reluctant because of the whole weeb situation i get that have you ever watched anime before no the closest thing i've ever watched to anime would be like dragon ball z back in the day you're telling me you've never watched anime no i have no interest in little cartoons like i don't it's i'm not interested i don't like that i i don't spend any amount of time watching anime in my in my room it's it's it doesn't appeal to me i don't like it it's it's not for me okay it's stupid i do me okay i agree i've said this before if the anime if the main place the anime takes part in is in a high school i don't watch the anime but you cannot tell me that berserk ghost and michelle and fullmetal alchemist are not badass i i don't know what they are you have no one you have no idea what they i've only ever heard of you and other people talk about them i've never i've never seen a single episode i don't want to i don't plan to i i'm not going to go out of my way to watch this it's it's not going to happen it's just not i i i'm not a you know it's it's not i'm not into it i'm not a weave i'm not either i know i know well i mean you're coming you're coming close man no i'm not how am i coming from you put that you put the thing on your head i saw i saw the i saw the eclipse man you put the thing on your head you said cat you said you tweeted out cat girls i said this i said that if any girl is objectively hotter if you put cat ears on her and that's true that's how it i disagree with you i inherently disagree with you and you are wrong and that's how the that's how you becoming one one of them starts man no it's not okay because you'll see look at richard look at richard look at what richard has become dude okay that's not true because that no there was see here's the thing about richard this was not something i don't think you can train somebody to be a furry i think that if you look at that tiger right there and you think damn he looks good that's something you're born with it was like unlocked it was like you know like in a uh in like poe where you do like the labyrinth and you like you do your uh ascension like you're a classic that's fun like yeah being a furry is like his ascended class no it's so it rich was always like that it's just that the game gave him an avenue to express it so basically what you're saying is rich yeah was indoctrinated into that kind of thing and i should expect you to follow suit within the within the following months or years no bro because if i see a cat i'm not gonna get excited like that man that's why i'm not about that man yeah you say that now but you you used to say you wouldn't play final fantasy i'm not about that man oh face why the would you play that do you know why do you know why i didn't want to play final fantasy it's because the fans of final fantasy were obnoxious they still are they're weirdos man yeah just some of them are you're totally right you are 100 right they're obnoxious however if i just ignore them and just play the game and also i'm sorry but the wow fans the people that are still like simps for wow oh it doesn't matter if another woman turns into fruit oh it doesn't matter if we rename something innocuous oh it doesn't matter oh what are all these gamers getting mad about what it doesn't matter like listen i would take i would take the weaviness of final fantasy over that hand waving every day of the week and don't tell me that you wouldn't do that listen listen i agree that is obviously cringe however if you say if you say you to someone in final fantasy you get like suspended or banned no you do you can't you can't be mean at all in final fantasy otherwise they're gonna delete your no i don't want that i'm not that kind of person i'm not uh let's hold hands and get through this dungeon together boys all together i i just it's not me i don't like that if someone's up them i'm gonna tell them hey you your dps sucks and go go yourself get the out of the group okay i'm not gonna i'm not gonna stand there and be like hey man can you hey can you try a little harder to can maybe can you do your rotation like better than this way and that no man that that okay so i get that but in the game you don't ever it's like wow like the entire idea like do you remember back whenever we would do raids and i would take the damage meter off the screen and everybody just kill the boss oh yeah that's that's a good tactic too yeah yeah it's like if this was like if we were ever having trouble on like a progression boss i would put on private logging and everybody would just somehow get better at the fight instantly because they didn't give a about like killing the boss they give the about getting a 91 percentile so they could apply to another guild and lead the piece of one that they're in right now and so whenever you play final fantasy you're not worried about oh whoa i have to do this much damage on the fight it's not that big of a deal you just do your rotation it's not super hard uh it's pretty obvious once you figure it out it's intuitive and that's it there's not a whole lot of need to worry about like you don't need to worry about people's dps like we've done plenty of like hard hard fights and it's been easy but i want to worry about other people's dps i want that it's it's always the time yeah so is playing video games playing video games is inherently a waste of time if i'm going to waste my time it's going to be doing something i want to do if i want to judge other people's dps then that's what i want to do i mean if people want to judge my dps and they if they want to do that they can do that i don't give a all i'm saying is that i think that the way that final fantasy does it is like i would rather have let me say this i would rather have people not talking about dps than the cringe lord parsers in wow because like you know what it takes to get a rank one now you know what it takes to get a 99 or a 100th percentile it is a bunch of cringe ass simping for the priests so they'll give you power infusion oh nobody else hit the ads let me aoe the ads all the time and it's like you have to have everybody cooperating with you and basically coddling you along oh you're a good boy so you can get your good little parse like it's just so bad yeah and i don't engage in that i i don't do that but those people are the ones that you're gonna look at and say he's doing a lot of damage yeah and that's what you should aspire to do you shouldn't like i don't think you should just you should aspire to simping for a priest for power i didn't no i didn't say that either i said you should aspire to do big dick damage i didn't say you should aspire to simper people so they can enable you to do big dick damage i said just aspire to do big big damage i get that and i think you can aspire to do that too but like what i'm not in final fantasy because you're a tank if you play powell oops that's not true because even whenever you're playing tank you can still do a lot of damage because it's it's like you are not a damage dealer so the boss is looking at you you are the tank you are the driver of the bus i don't want to drive if i get into a car i want to fall asleep bro if i get into a car i'm falling asleep in the next two minutes well i don't want to drive i don't i have motion sickness so whenever i get in the car i have to drive because i'll tell you something s fan whenever he's driving will go 30 miles an hour right to the stoplight he'll be right here and he'll be like and then and then we go to the next stoplight and then we're going 30 45 miles an hour and break yeah it's like are you kidding me are you kidding me and like cody if i drive with cody it's great because cody's used to if cody got pulled over he goes to jail so like if you can't get here it's like you're playing the game on hardcore you can't go to jail and so here's the thing is anybody who doesn't have the experience that if you're not driving around and if you can't go to jail if you up they're going to drive like a maniac like miss kiff miss kip was bragging about how fast he was driving in this new car i told my dad my dad started telling me about how he drives even faster he's 70 four you think i want to let somebody else drive the car listen this is a great anecdote or analogy but i it's completely you have completely gone off where this ties in final fantasy no i haven't because whenever i play with a bad tank that's got the boss in the wrong position i'm mad but you can't say anything you can't say hey hey no yeah you can't because they tell me like any time because sometimes like so i try to do like the roulettes which is like the like group finder whatever um i try to do it and like my goal was to put in the least amount of effort possible so like i want to stand as many mechanics as possible and i will use my cooldowns in order to reduce the damage from those mechanics and so i will not even i will try to pull the boss instead of fight him in the middle of the room i will pull him to me and i'll fight him on the edge of the room nobody likes this but i will do this anyway so i have to spend less key presses and i have to spend more time less time actually playing the game right it's almost like uh it's like asserting my dominance over the group because i get to tell them where they have to stand and then also i assert my dominance over the boss because i tell him where to stand and it's not where he's supposed to and it doesn't matter because i'm still uh superior right it's an it's an ego strat this is just you being famous in final fantasy and people working around you the fact is that i died twice on oh xerxes in crystal tower i died twice on xerxes in crystal tower yesterday and uh at the end you know how you can like vote that somebody was like the mvp right accommodation i got one i got three commendations after i died twice on the last boss fight is the main thing yeah because you're famous that is i am just so you're as mongol it was really good man it was great votes in the system or what uh yeah you do and if you get 3 000 of them you get a fat chocobo so you're incentivized to play cuddly bears with other people in your group so that they can well everybody gets you it's like if you get enough up dudes in final fantasy it's like you suck my chocobo i'll suck yours and so like you have a little it's a little stick right and the stick has a piece of lettuce and a chocobo will run after the lettuce but if you change the stick to a piece of cake then the chocobo will fly that's funny i think that's funny that's cool i don't know i don't like to be i don't like being nice to people in my groups you don't have to you just click the button right it's like you suck my dick i'll suck yours it's just it's but i don't i don't want i don't want my dick sucked i don't want to suck anyone's dick i just want to i just want to play a damage dealing paladin i don't want to do any dick sucking look all i'm saying is that i think that you would enjoy at least one of the classes the game is fun there's a lot of social aspects of the game and you would probably enjoy it more than you would think i have enjoyed it more than i thought think about everybody that you know that we play the same games together i'm thinking we played this i'm thinking of everybody together and these are the games that uh uh that that we like right there's nothing wrong about that yeah there's absolutely nothing wrong about that it's just unfortunate you went you went with final fantasy i i can't i can't i can't follow you there i just can't what what what's your q in new world it's uh let me see 6297. listen don't stall your stream in the hopes that i i get in this queue because chances are it's not going to happen unless you know unless the 53 000 people who are currently watching the stream and are on the server olympus in new world want to log off so i can get through the queue faster which would be very cool but you're probably not going to because you're a weeb who also plays final fantasy and you go you should go yourself but if you want to do that that would be good that'd be good i'll be good now it'll be good and thus did dawn break on a realm reborn well that sounds like bro that sounds bad like but where is there is light there's always shadow yeah about to say now what [Music] you

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Length: 22min 56sec (1376 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 29 2021