Why you NEED to Watch SPY X FAMILY

my name is twilight i'm a world-class super spy master of infiltration espionage and when the time calls for it insertion i'm capable of impersonating any person on the planet but i'd never tell my family that my name is your when i was young i took up contract killing to care for my younger brother under the name thorn princess i am one of if not the most deadly assassin in the entire western hemisphere the only things that can stop me are low-grade artillery fire and awkward social situations but i never tell my family that and i'm anya a little girl with psychic powers you heard all that because i read their minds i know all their secrets and yours but i'd never tell my family that wait anya you're psychic wait did i say that out loud ah i was pretending oh those kids in their make-believe times [Music] ah you [ __ ] i was supposed to take the first shot god damn han solo shooting first hey everyone it's your super duper amazing spy boy grim jack here to talk about one of the most hyped anime of 2022 the espionage thriller slash family sitcom show spy family wait wait do you say like like the x and hunter hunter or the z in dragon ball z silent like how i wish you were i kind of like saying it with an x spy x family you know what i'll say it the way i want just like the way i say boku no hero x spy family starts up with the most elusive spy in the world twilight a man who suffered under the constant war between his homeland west allis and its opposing country ostenia abandoning his entire identity and becoming a spy for west allis all in the name of creating peace between both countries twilight is given an important mission operation strix basically twilight has a task of infiltrating eden academy to gain access to donovan desmond you need to get close to desmond but he only allows people to get close to him at one specific location what is it a club i can put on my trusty three-piece suit and blow him away with my charm a private marina i can rock a sailor suit with the best of them a hilltop castle it may be a bit rusty but i have a plate male suit sitting around somewhere in elementary school well the uniform may be a bit snug but i might be able to pull it off no twilight you need a child a real child congratulations you're going to be a father not the first time i've been called daddy ugh i did not need to hear that that's right twilight needs to get himself a kid and because the old-fashioned way will take too long twilight's gonna have to adopt and don't let old donny boy here fool ya while he looks like he's wearing his victim's face to go trick-or-treating he is a devoted family man oh and you know he's also the president of a national unity party of austinia i guess they all think they're a big deal because they have enough clown power to threaten the peaceful truce between the east and west so twilight's gotta get in there but first he's gonna need to rustle up a kid a kid that he'll love and cherish forever i'm here to adopt please give me your most disposable child thinks i got a psychic one over here they're half off if they're asthmas are you seriously implying this child can read people's minds sure am here watch see she just did it please save me from the crazy man yeah i can do that all twilight has to do now is a roll anya to eat an academy should be pretty easy but there's a catch anya has the past a test oh and survive a kidnapping but that last part doesn't pose too much of a problem after said failed kidnapping attempt and beating up a bunch of mostly irrelevant dudes twilight and anya bond and he gets her over to the testing site only one problem remains anya is uh kind of dumb this just is hard i barely know any of the questions what was it daddy said about cheating it's only cheating if you get called that why called don't have a mommy hobby right i just gotta use my brain oh least it won't be hard to make friends here i'll just guess randomly somehow this works twilight's done it anya has passed the test or so it would seem see eden academy is one of those traditional places that need to see both parents in order to let you in have you been divorced denied did your parents die tragically oh i'm sorry denied did your parents get sent to an altered dimension where everyone has an egg and they have to kill egg people to make more meals for eggs well then you're super denied get out of here so twilight's gotta find a woman asap and marry her immediately good thing they're in post world war ii not germany which much like las vegas you can get married at the drop of a hat looks like we only got you an interview and we need to attend the next phase with your mother but i haven't gotten you a mom yet can you just pick one up from the store well a specific type of store [Music] i don't like this mama can we get a different one this is how you introduce me in drag yeah it's quite annoying too we'll find someone else i dare you to find a better woman than frankie franklin frankenverse the first i'm still working on my cigarette stand alias and my woman outfit and my juggling act you know what it might not be hard to find a better woman than me i'll just stick to being your informant this mama hunt leads twilight and anya to your a beautiful shy world-class assassin code named thorne princess who can kill you three ways from sunday people think she looks pretty pretty suspicious it's not because she comes home every day covered in blood it's that she's 27 years old with no boyfriend that type of shadiness is reasonable grounds to have her hold away for clearly being a spy her need for a genuine male suitor to fall in love with coincides with twilight's need for a temporary wife with no overbearing emotions whatsoever hello first available single woman i've seen i'm in desperate need of a wife so would you mind me brazenly hitting on you not at all i'm used to guys putting hits on me that's grammatically incorrect no it's not anyway come to a party with me so that people don't think i'm a spy spy oh how ridiculous why would anyone ever assume someone's a spy are you wondering i'm coming on to you yes i'm killing this killing oh what about killing i don't do that how are their identity secret twilight agrees the company you're on a date to a party only problem he double booked he also has a mission to recover stolen goods on the same night how is he gonna get himself out of this damn i'm late for my date also we're being shot yours dateless and as she was about to leave the party her night in shining armor blows open the door to make his heroic speech had evening i'm life-altering wife of your she really does have a capital set of rest doesn't she brown verbal sauce for everyone the wait you're supposed to be my boyfriend not my husband mission failed next time mr forgering how exactly did you get so injured are you some kind of acrobat psychiatrist actually i was doing a self-evaluation but the subject started getting belligerent so i had to put the hurt on him in only a way a therapist can with his fists but that doesn't explain how you got shot and how do you know what bullet wounds look like police arrest that spy for being a spy what oh no no no no no no don't take me away i'm gonna spy i promise i pay my taxes every year twilight saves yours night after almost ruining it as they are suddenly ambushed by twilight's previous mission so twilight craftily explains the scenario to your who are those cat-eared ruffians trying to kill us do you think they need pointers laser pointers maybe they're clients of mine obsessed with the ways of feline life they're mad i didn't feed them their favorite cat food and they're now out for my blood oh cats do be like that is this behavior normal i don't know i'm not a veterinarian i'm also more of a dog person myself in the midst of the insanity surrounding them your beliefs now it's a good time as any to pop the question this night just keeps escalating will you marry me two great heavens i'm sorry what well you know with the mutual benefits of us being together a nose strings attached sword of marriage would be the perfect solution for both of our situations this chick's crazy no normal guy would ever go for this kind of proposal but as a single father i have no right to be picky i do with the pin from this grenade i do the wed wait is that a grenade with the stars aligning for operation strix it's time for the now completed forger family to attend the eden academy interview that will be do or die the poor simpletons they think that they're heading to the interview location but little do they know that the interview has already begun henry henderson and the other faculty members watch over all the families to remove any that are deemed ill bread but the great twilight figures this out and does what he does best kissing ass by bowing to the founder's statue henry can detect that the forgers are something more special than the usual family and with anya passing with low grades on her test henry has decided to see if the forgers are worthy of being part of the esteemed eden academy oh deary me i am but a common poor trapped by my poor reasoning skills in a lonely gutter won't one of my betters help me out from my wretched fate you know if eden academy paid their actors i bet they'd get better ones than this he gotta help him dude damn it anya i thought i raised you worse than that twilight saves the kid from the clutches of the sewer ruining the family's clothes in the process and displeasing the elegant henry [Music] is a must for elegance they are not worthy of eden academy tell the firing squad to reload then kindly escort what's left of the forgers off the premises wait what do my elegant eyeballs detect a spare set of clothing yes only those who are prepared for any situation are truly worthy of being elegant wait animals running a mark this wasn't part of my elegant itinerary what will the distinguished foreigners do but what about everyone else sir do you expect me to care about the common extras blasphemy i say look out for the uncultured bovine mrs forger [Applause] looks like you're ground beef [Applause] that joke had killed mr cow not only does mrs forger have the ferocious strength of a loving mother but her jokes also kill what elegance the forger family's elegance has scored them a pass to the real the elegant henry resides in the group that will decide on his fate of joining eden academy including the likes of house masters walter evans and murdoch swore this makes twilight feel nervous for the first time since a decade of being a spy his mission all rides on this meeting being successful but master murdoch swann is a bitter divorcee and could be the reason anya gets denied ah what a picturesque family you will remind me of my family oh yes we're in well thank you very much sir and may i say i've always hated my family if it were up to me you'd never be allowed entry oh wait it is we're not in we're not in so now swann hates the foragers great job guys if the simplest things upset you i'm afraid you just won't be welcome here it is a shame stay calm twilight nothing he says can break you you appear to be as dim as a light in my lonely apartment and your mother can't prepare a meal as well as my hungry man television dinners stay calm as anya tries her best to answer all the questions the lovable swan decides he should ask if anya prefer yore as her mother over her biological mother anya starts to cry and twilight unleashes all of his pent-up rage towards swan against the poor defenseless mosquito twirl and his family leave with what little dignity they showed up with and swan thinks he's gotten away with his petty revenge scot-free but what's this oh boy for a second there i thought i was going to get punched in the mirror elegance takes no prisoners what i've been fired yeah that tracks as the forgers find out that anya isn't on the accepted list henry appears and informs them that anya has been placed on top of the waitlist all thanks to lloyd's hero display of defeating man's number one most dangerous threat the tommen mosquito henry continues to tell the forgers that even though anya is just on the wait list it's almost guaranteed that she'll be able to join eden academy yeah they managed to get in now all that's left is for anya to become bffs without one creepy dude's kid this should go well oh not i guess that might be a bit of a rocky start for that bff relationship but who knows oh wait i know me if you want to hear more about this amazing new show as it unfolds you got your fancy elegant boy grammy jimmy to be your guide stay tuned for possibly more yeah maybe 3000 likes for more yeah that sounds about good all right everyone this is grim jack signing out [Music] you

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Id: 7IU8h6gJ5WA

Length: 16min 22sec (982 seconds)

Published: Sat May 14 2022