(dramatic music) - The teleportation incident really threw a wrench into things. I've gotten separated from my family and everyone in the world
got shuffled around. Some people even died. It's been crazy, but with
the help of my friends, Eris and Ruijerd, I know
we can find my family and save the world! Time is of the essence.
We must make haste! - Yeah, that's cool and all,
but do you wanna goof off for like five months and
accomplish nearly nothing? (Rudy gasps) - Do I? (mug thudding) - [Paul] God, I miss my family. I hope Rudy got all my messages
and isn't screwing around. (violin playing) Wait, could he be dead? - [Grimmjack] Hail travelers,
I am your stalwart companion, Grimmus jackus, and today we are returning to the land of tomes and swords. Picking up where we left off in Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation. Or if you don't remember what
happened in our last video, you can watch it here or I can input it all in your
mind in one second, like this. (sound accelerating) Okay, may-maybe just go watch the video. Previously, Team Dead End were outed and forced to move on
from the town of Rikaresu. It's been a whole year
since they first landed on the Demon Continent. So maybe there's a chance
that the 40-something guy in the adolescent body of Rudeus Greyrat has finally
started to settle down, and not be so incredibly
gross at all times. Nope. No, no, he's as bad as ever. Rudy's party attends the
border ship bound towards home. However, for Ruijerd to join them, it would cost an exorbitant fee. (cash register chiming) It's standard industry inflation. Like when you pay extra for a baby gate, when a doggy gate would work just fine. Or when you go buy a cake and they charge you more to
write "Just Married" on it, than, you know, fucking writing like, "Sorry I dented your penis in
a freak lawn dart accident." Those things are illegal
for a reason. (whirring) - Ah, okay, so it looks
like if we wanna get Ruijerd to cross the sea with us,
i-it's gonna cost 2000 big ones. - As a big one myself, I will
simply have to procure 2000 equally big boys to pay the fair. I'm gonna need five roast
hens, a spool full of twine and a lot of rope. - I meant big ones as in money, but it's good to know
we have a backup plan. - Does my spear sun count? It has the soul of my son,
and he was a rather large boy. - Again, we need money, not people. - Oh, that's all? My father spends four times
that much a month on new staff. - Great reminder that you're
rich and that you call your slave "staff." But again, unless you
have that money on you, it doesn't mean anything. - Well, you shut down a
lot of great ideas, Rudy. - Did I? - But I haven't heard you
come up with any of your own. - That's because I don't have any. I was hoping for something from you guys. (suspenseful music) (Ruijerd coughing) - Bone in my throat, excuse me. - Which in retrospect
was obviously a mistake. - [Grimmjack] Gamertag loser god offers more guidance suggesting that Rudeus should buy
food from a street vendor and take a walk through the back alleys. That sounds, that sounds like
really good advice. Thanks. By now he sounds more like a TripAdvisor review than a prophet, but Rudy
follows his advice anyway. Eventually running afoul
of a pungent beggar, desperate for sustenance. I mean, look at her.
She's obviously destitute. She could barely buy clothes. Upon feeding the smelly degenerate, she is revealed to be bondage child! This is Kirishirika, Kirishima, Kirishimoto, the Great Emperor of the Demon World! She is also one of the anime
characters you must never do a Google image search for unless you wanna end up on
a very special watch list. (Kishirika laughing) - Thank you for feeding
me, pitiful mortal. In exchange for saving my life,
I shall grant you one wish. - I'd like an Xbox.
- Man, you're crazy. I can't afford a box, - An Xbox.
- That neither. - Well, then I'd like
my own personal harem. - Very well. You can start with me and
we'll build from there. - Nevermind. I'm changing my answer. - Not very decisive, are you? In that case, you shall
receive a demon eye! Now hold still. - Demon eye? W-what's
that? Some kind of... (hand squelching)
(Rudy yelling) Oh God, the pain! Is this karmic retribution for my actions! - Calm down, you big baby. I'm only ripping your eye
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which allows him to see ever so slightly into the future. Now he's like Shulk from
Xenoblade Chronicles. If Shulk was a perverted
child possessed by the soul of a middle-aged Japanese
man, maybe it was though, I kind of skipped the
cut scenes in that game. With this new found ability, Rudy can now hold his own in
combat, finally gaining victory over Eris and very much
not victory Over Ruijerd, who upon exerting one additional percent of his power, grounds Rudy,
like a flight in bad weather. Seeing into the future doesn't
pay the boatman however, and without any other option, they enlist the service of smugglers to stow away on the boat. Enter Gallus Cleaner, which
is incidentally what I use to wipe the stains off my bay window. Around the same time, his former
teacher, Roxy, is traveling with Talhan, the dwarf, and
Elinalise the thirst-trap elf. Two former members of
Paul's old adventuring crew. Before you ask, yes,
Paul did bone the elf. He like boned every girl. All right, all right? All right, we're good. Talhan and Elinalise are
seeking information on Rudy's possible whereabouts,
following his disappearance. And occasionally Elinalise having sex with, you know, dozens of men probably all at the same time. Ah, it's each to their own. (fire roaring)
(Roxy sighs) - Well, our visit to the
Guild was informative to say the least, though
I can't say I approve of your method of
information-gathering, Elinalise. - Skillful tongues make
for loose lips, Roxy. - And while I was watching
all of that from the corner, I wrote down a bunch of
notes about Dead End. Oh wait, no, I, I drew a bunch
of inappropriate doodles. (paper rustling) Well, hopefully you were paying
attention to what we learned about Dead End, Roxy? - What do you mean Dead End? We're looking for Paul's family. - Oh no, I guess I have to go back. - [Roxy] Ugh. - [Grimmjack] Through this
potent strategy, they learn of the Dead End party. And though Roxy catches a glimpse of Eris and Ruijerd as they are
training, she is unable to confirm their identity. Elinalise also has her hands
full, fending off a hoard of assailants who are all
coming at her at once. Shakespearian swords in hand. Upon their safe arrival
on the Millis Continent, Rudy visits the pound
to pick up his Ruijerd. In a stunning twist, the smugglers are not
actually upstanding gentlemen, who would have guessed? And they have beast children captive who the Superd softie
really wants to rescue. They've even killed one
already for crying too loud, which is not a recommended
method of parenting. He's so damn mad about
these murdering bastards, his green hair grows back like a Chia pet. ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia ♪ - [Grimmjack] He obviously means business. Together, the pair frees
the remaining beastlings, but before they could
safely flee, Rudy goes back to also save a giant fluffy puppy. Unfortunately, a mob of Beast
People arrive on the scene and mistaken Rudy for one
of the smugglers, (chuckles) 'cause I would also do the same. Yeah, Rudy looks like a smuggler. Look at him, look at him
with his little eye patch and, you know, cigar
and go, "Nay, hey, hey, I'm the smuggler, you'll never catch me. Ha ha. Oh wait you did." The Beastie Boys render him immobile with their bad breath technique. Rudy is taken to the
Beast People's village among the treetops where he is imprisoned and labeled as a deviant. This means the Beast People got it right, but for the wrong reasons. (chimes playing) - [Rudy] Sup, Mushoku TV. My name is Rudeus Greyrat
and this is my crib. What we got here is a studio
apartment in the heart of the great forest, and boy, howdy, they call it the great
forest for a reason. Look at those views. They don't have anything like
this on the Central Continent. Over here's the bathroom, and over here is the breakfast nook where I get three free square meals a day. Speaking of savings,
there's no extra charge for my many insect pets. In fact, no charge for rent at all. This place is completely
free because I'm in prison. Please send help. I'm going insane. Ah! - [Grimmjack] After a few
days of sitting around naked and waiting to be rescued, he meets a new prisoner named Geese. They get to know each other
a little, providing massages and whatnot until nightfall,
when Brigands invade, setting the village alight and just generally being
inconsiderate guests. So rude. Rudy and Geese elect to aid their captors, assisting the beasts and setting forth to
free the captive children who were already captured before and have been captured again. Great job, Beast People. You really, you're really sending good, good advice, not advice. What the fuck. Amongst the scoundrels
is our old good pal, Gallus who tries to convince
Rudeus to switch sides and join their cause. 'Cause stealing children and doing all that is a cause worth joining. No, that is a lie. Don't listen to me. When Rudeus says, no, thank you. Being a creep and a pervert
is plenty bad enough as it is. Gallus goes berserker mode,
felling several beast folks with his North God-Style swordplay. (child moaning and yelling) - Join me, Rudy, and together
we can sell the beastmen, as guy and kid. - I don't see a way I can
beat him as things stand. I'll have to use my (drum
pounding) secret technique. Fast Forward no Jutsu! (scene popping) - [Gallus] Wait, where'd
my kid go? What the fuck! (bomb exploding)
(Gallus yelling) - [Grimmjack] So what does our hero do? He nopes out, like hardcore. Saving kids is great and all, but he would much rather live to worship panties for another day. It's prime material for the
top 10 anime bitch-ass moments. Until Giant Fluffy Puppy hits the scene. Suddenly Rudy has the courage
to step up to the plate, aided by his adorable new pal and Geese, unleashing the old Dale Gribble special. - Pocket sand. - [Grimmjack] Pocket sand. Through their combined
efforts, they're able to best the dastardly foe causing Rudy to pass out from exhaustion. When he awakens, he is
surrounded by a group of faithful and suggestively sou pine
beast people along with Eris and Ruijerd who have cleared
up the whole misunderstanding. Now the villagers are in their debt and everyone's got a big
smile on their faces, except for me. Where's my smile? It's a super nice moment. Oh, and meanwhile, Eris's grandfather's executed
due to political shenanigans. Wait, he's what? No, no, but I, but I liked him. Oh! No! No! It's less of a nice moment, especially because they don't bother to lay down a tarp on the
nice tiled floor with the- What are you guys, barbarians? - Sauros Boreas Greyrat,
overlord of Fattoa, you stand accused of not
responding appropriately to the mana disaster. How do you plead? - I mean, it's a crazy atom thing that shuffles people's
locations like a deck of cards. What am I gonna do? Have it arrested? - Fair point. I hadn't
considered that. Case dismissed! - [Sauros] That went better than expected. I can't wait to tell my
granddaughter the good news. - Onto the more serious charges. You stand accused of 2,134 counts of "being a furry," how do you plead? (Sauros gulping) (birds chirping)
(sword slicing) (head thudding) - [Grimmjack] Back at the
Doldia Village, we learned that Ghislaine was once a resident herself until she disgraced her people
by abandoning her position to protect the Sacred Beast,
AKA Giant Fluffy Puppy! Mr. Bad Breath is in fact
her older brother, Guyes, and he gets his whiskers all in a knot just at the very mention of her name. His daughter Tona, on the other hand, thinks that this mildly interesting
revelation is great news and she wants Eris to train her in the Ghislaine art of ass-kickery. So she does exactly that,
for three whole months. Honestly, these people do
not appear to be in a hurry to complete their mission to return home. I mean, (chuckles) you know, a little rain's gonna stop me? Oh God, oh God, it's- Oh. Okay, okay, okay. We're
staying here for three months. But once the rainy season has passed, they're able to move on. Thank goodness there's nothing pressing or time-sensitive out there
like the safety of Rudy's mom or either of Rudy's sisters or his maid/aunt/stepmom. (ambient music) Yeah, I left Paul out for a
reason. I'm sure he's fine. Probably boning someone, crying or both. At long last, our party
departs the village, leaving the furry convention behind them. Geese hitches a ride too, because, shit, I had forgotten about him, and it's a convenient
way to bring him back into the narrative. The episode ends with a discussion about the Seven Great
Powers of legend and a scene that is such heavy foreshadowing,
it crosses the threshold of becoming downright fiveshadowing. - [Rudy] Oh, hey, what's
that rock over there? - Oh, that? It's a monument
to the Seven Great Powers. You know, standard isekai stuff. - Isekai? How did you know this was an isekai? - You got your Battle God, your Demon God, the death sword of North Gods. You got your Technique God. And of course, there's
the Dragon God Orsted. (Rudy titters) - Wow. Geez, buddy. Ah. How'd you, how'd you get your voice to change like that on the one god? - Voice change? For which one? Battle God, North God? Or was it Dragon God Orsted? (dragon screeching) - Am I in danger? I feel endangered. - [Grimmjack] When they
arrive at human civilization, Geese takes his leave while the rest of the party proceeds
onward to Millishion. A place of many phallic
monuments. (chuckles) Oh boy. Within just one day, Rudy gets himself in over his head, attempting to thwart a kidnapping in one of the most awkward ways possible. He proclaims himself to be Ruijerd, which is like not cool, and he sets him up to dispose
his enemies with a pair of panties on his face, which like, Rudy, that's really not cool. I get that you wanna clean
up the Superd reputation, but I don't think Ruijerd
is quite as big of a fan of Hentai Kamen as you. As it turns out, the leader
of these rogues is none other than Rudy's very own father, Paul, who was much more on the
side of crying than boning and looks like he's drunk
himself into the bottom of a whiskey barrel. (violin playing) - Oh man. Sorry to see you
fell on hard times, dad. Me, on the other hand,
I've been doing great. I got a three-month vacation
in the Beast Territory. I got a tour of the Demon Continent and my eye pegged by this
strange little demon thing. Now I've got this magical
future-seeing eye! - Well, then you'll see this coming. - See what now? (fist thudding)
(Rudy thudding) (crowd gasping)
(crowd talking) (Paul hocking and spitting) - [Grimmjack] The family
reunion turns out sour when Paul accuses Rudy of
being selfish, pointing out that he's never sought out
others who have been affected by the disaster or attempt to make contact with his loved ones. When you get a lesson on
morality from old loose pants, Pauly himself, you know
you've done fucked up. They hash out their
differences in a healthy way, only coming to a stop when Rudy's little sister, Norn, arrives. That's when Paul drops the
bombshell, informing Rudy that the entire village was caught in the teleportation debacle. His mother, his half-sister, his backup girlfriend, Sylphie, included. That kid Paul's gang was snatching before? A brainwash victim who
they were trying to fix. For almost two years now, Paul and Norn have been scouring the planes in a desperate bid to
rescue their loved ones. In comparison, Rudy's
process of winging it, oogling at some women and wearing panties on his face does sound a little bit frivolous. But then, you gotta
think about it like this. Rudy might be a
40-something-year-old-man trapped in a child's body, but he
wasn't very developmentally before he got isekai'd. He mostly spent his whole
life playing video games and avoiding the world, which
leaves his level of maturity and social/emotional intelligence at basically the same level
his physical body is in. This is basically what Geese says to Paul in a little pep talk, minus the part about his
son being older than him. And Paul decides to go
talk things out with Rudy. It leads to a genuine touching moment or two where Paul gets to feel like a dad and form bonds with his only son. Still, it must be a really
comfortable day at work for the guy behind the bar. Like they're not ordering anything and he can hear everything. Eventually he gets so fed up with this, he just starts dishing out
free booze outta sheer despair. Then they start hugging and crying and they're still not buying anything. Like, this is the worst day
ever for this barkeeper. He's, he's gonna go outta business. (Paul crying) - I'm sorry, I got mad and I punched you. It's just been really hard
with all of our family missing. I feel like a failure of a father. (scene popping) (Rudy crying) - You're not a failure
as a father, I'm sorry I bragged so much when I saw you. I should have done more to look for our missing family. (crying) (both crying) - You know, I named this
bar "Tears of the Kingdom," I didn't expect everyone to come in here and cry all the time. I thought it'd be easy to
solve all the crying people, but all they ever buy is opaque water. You know, opaque water doesn't, doesn't pay the bills
around here! (sobbing) My mother was right, I'm
a failure as a bartender. Oh, oh, oh, okay. I'm
starting to cry now. (crying) It's time to fill up another
opaque water. (crying) (mug thudding)
(bartender crying) - [Grimmjack] Meanwhile, Roxy
has taken the opportunity to visit her hometown, which
we learned that she is somewhat of an outcast amongst the demon community. Apparently she lacks the tribe's
inherent gift of telepathy. So whenever her people try
to communicate with her, all she hears is the sounds of small rocks being dropped
onto a Denny's parking lot. (scene crashing) It's a little bit like when someone speaks to you in a language you don't understand, or when someone drops your rock collection onto a Denny's parking lot,
which I'm still mad about, Liam! Which ones are my rocks? And which ones are shards of broken glass from the cars no one picks up? It's a specific rock
collection, stop judging me! She talks to her parents,
reflecting on how hard it was due to being less telepathic,
more telepathetic. While Roxy is no Professor
RoXavier, she still realizes how much her parents loved
her despite all this. (Roxy's mom sighs) - I have been waiting decades to say this, but welcome home, dear. (sobbing) Oh dear, I promised myself and your dolls that I talk to, I wouldn't cry, but, oh boy, just talking
about it is making me cry more! - Hmm? Water in my eyes? But I haven't cast a water spell. Have I finally mastered
incantationless casting? (sobs) Mama, I'm not crying. (sobs) I'm just a really talented mage. (crying) - Oh, sweetie, I always
knew you'd be successful. Your dolls that I talk to told me so while you were gone! (crying) - Mom, there's so much we
have to talk about, (sniffs) but especially we have to
talk about you and my dolls 'cause that's weird. (both crying) - Well dip, now I feel left out, better get a cry worked up. Oh, oh, there it is Oh, it's, it's all coming out! You unzipped me! (crying) (all crying) - [Grimmjack] After
their touching reunion, Roxy ends up crashing
at her parents' place, like your average teenager, doing all the things she
wanted to do as a child, and finally learning that
Rudeus is doing okay. Other than that, he's traveling with Satan himself, AKA Ruijerd. She decides, hey, screw the
kid that wants to screw me and the other kid that wants to screw me and my general responsibilities,
I'm gonna focus on some of the other missing
family members instead. You go, girl. Rudy and his party continue on their way, catching another ship towards
the Central Continent. This time they can even bring
their Ruijerd-shaped luggage on board with them. Upon arrival, Rudeus is
brought back in the company of Man God, who has been
ghosting him for a whole year. By the way, I'm, I'm getting real sick and tired of having to
say that stupid name. So from here on, we'll be
calling this mysterious deity, uh... Mod. - [Crowd] Hooray! - [Grimmjack] In order to track down his lost half-sister, Aisha, Rudy will have to give out a false alias rather than revealing
that they're related. If he follows these instructions, (chimes tinkling) he'll apparently be able
to save not only Aisha from the Palace of Shirone, but her mother/Rudymaid, Lilia as well. We call that a twofer. In Canada, it's known as a double-fisting, but we're not gonna get into that. He's also supposed to send a letter to an acquaintance based out of Shirone. So of course, he chooses Roxy. I shudder to think of what
content that letter consisted of. He goes for a little
stroll and lo and behold, there's Aisha before his very eyes being apprehended by palace soldiers. He saves her with his vaunted mud ability and they evade their pursuers. As per Mod's instructions. Rudy gives a nom de plume, and in this case, he chooses
the cringiest option possible. - Thank you for saving me, stranger. What incredible name does my
amazing savior call himself? - Okay, Rudy, that strange
nudist Man God thing told you to call yourself something
different than your real name. Now's a great chance to use
your otherworldly knowledge to call yourself something cool, something incredible, something like... My name is Shadow Moon Knight! (upbeat music slowing and fading) Yes! Nailed it. - [Grimmjack] After sorting things out with Disney's lawyers
off-screen, Rudy is summoned to the palace, apparently by Roxy herself. When he arrives, however, he discovers it's a trap set by Prince
Pax, who intercepts his letter and apprehends him with a
pitfall like he's the bastard son of James from Team Rocket. He's always been a creepy little dweeb, but now we learn of the full
extent of his perversion, as he attends to use Rudy as bait to force Roxy into a life of servitude. Congratulations, Rudy! You finally found the
one person in the world more depraved than yourself. If only you could have
had some kind of demon eye that could have predicted
when dangerous situations like this are about to happen, right? Oh wait, you do. Rudy's only hope now is
Zanoba, Pax's older brother. But the odds of Zanoba being willing to help Rudeus has gotta
be low, (chuckles) right? - Please let me be your disciple, master! Teach me the ways of the
so-called "Incel Weeb!" I crave these overpriced figures and these things you call "Gacha games." I must devote my life savings
to these things at once! - Uh, sure, all you need to
do is get your prince brother to get me out of here, and
you got yourself a deal. - Done. - Hey, hey, what the heck? It's 1:00 AM and I'm
half naked! (grunting) (neck cracking and snapping)
(Pax screaming) (body thudding) - What just happened? - I was born a super strong boy. Now teach me how to find a 2D Waifu! (hand slapping) And is it possible to get
her likeness on a pillow? - Ah, this is kind of
making me cringe, dude. - Cringe is good, right?
Look at me, Rudy-Senpai! I am cringe! (fists pounding) - [Grimmjack] The party continues on through a frozen landscape, coated under a bitter layer of snow. And this is just an aside, but does Ruijerd honestly not
need a coat here or a scarf or just even a T-shirt
that says "shirt" on it? I mean, come to think of it for a guy whose whole purpose on this team is to be "the heavy," (Ruijerd yelling) Ruijerd has a lot of exposed
and vulnerable flesh. I can only assume his abs are hard enough to repel the blades of his enemies. On this lovely hike, they run afoul of the Dragon God Orsted. Eris and Ruijerd seem to
know this guy is bad news. And even their packed mule says nope, and yeets itself off a cliff. (mule yelling) But old Rudeus decides, hey, I'm gonna ignore these obvious cues and start up a lovely bit of small talk with this scary, scary man. - Uh. Excuse me, Mr. D-Dragon God Orsted? Sir? - Rudy, what are you doing? - I know, I know, you guys
said not to talk to him, but he looks harmless, right, Ruijerd? - No, you said it wrong. It's not Dragon God Orsted,
it's Dragon God Orsted! - Okay, that. Why does everyone use that
voice when saying your name? - Uh, it's a funny story. I
was cursed by the Man God. Well, it wasn't that funny, I guess. It is nice to talk to
someone for a change though. Usually people just... - Oh! Dragon God Orsted! (Mule's body whistling) - Do that. Why aren't you affected
by this, small child? Are you working with the Man God? - Yes. (sword thudding and squishing) (Rudy yelling) - [Grimmjack] Somehow Orsted knows about Rudeus's connection with Mod, and he goes on the
offensive, giving Ruijerd the business and rendering poor Eris into a Krillin-level punching bag. To really prove his point, he gives Rudy a brand new speed
hole right through the gut. (Rudy coughing) - [Rudy] Huh? Oh, what happened this time? Please tell me I was crushed by Ghislaine and this is Valhalla. - [Mod] No such luck, Rudypoo. You ran afoul of the Dragon God Orsted and met an untimely demise. (giggles) - So what? Now I just sit here in this void with you and wear this weird nudist
Grimmjow cosplay for eternity? - [Mod] Not quite. PS, experience all the lore of the Superd in a fraction of a second
before you return to life. Okay, nice seeing you again. Bye, Rudy. - Wait, do what now? Ho! (choir singing) - [Grimmjack] Things are
looking pretty dicey, until Orsted's traveling
partner, Nanahoshi, convinces him to spare the
little brat for some reason. Ruijerd doesn't have actual armor, but apparently Rudy has plot armor. All things balance out, I guess. That night, Rudy lets Ruijerd in on all the secrets
he's learned from Mod, including the fact that
the Superd are hated because of a curse. His powers have been fading since Ruijerd started shaving his head, proving once again that bald is beautiful. How does our beloved demon stalwart reward Rudy for this insight? By peacing out on the
earliest opportunity. Damn, that's ice cold, Ruijerd. Superds ain't loyal. Rudy and Eris press on
towards a camp that was set up to provide refuge for those
who have been impacted by the mana disaster. Almost immediately they
bump into Ghislaine and the butler guy whose name escapes me, Uh, we'll go with Dr. Butt until I come up with something better,
which I doubt I will. Dr. Butt delivers the bad
news that Eris's parents and grandfather are all dead, and that Lord Filemon Notos Greyrat intends to take her as a concubine. Disgusting. That's like her Uncle. Ghislaine supports her former
student saying that the future of the kingdom isn't worth
sacrificing Eris for. She also ruined my fun
by immediately referring to this butler guy as Alphonse, confirming that his name
is not, in fact, Dr. Butts. (whip cracking) - Ghislaine! Thank goodness you're safe! What about the rest of
my family that I love and cherish so very dearly? - Oh boy. I'm gonna need the
world's most dour butler to break this news. (scene whipping) - They're dead. - My mom?
- Dead. - My dad?
- Dead. - My grandfather?
- Dead. - My pet dog, Studabaker?
- Dea- Oh, you almost had me on that one. You never had a pet dog, but
if you did, he would be dead. - [Grimmjack] The orphan child takes the news pretty courageously, and that night she suggests that her and Rudy should sleep together. That's cute. A little sleep over. Oh wait. No, I, I misunderstood. I
don't wanna be here right now. Ah no, get me out. No, no.
Get me out. Ah, abort. Abort. Because this scene is so strange, we forced our writer to watch
it in six different languages and in every language except German, Eris tries to seduce Rudy
by meowing like a catgirl, and she claims she's learned
that technique from her mom. I don't know what's more interesting, that Eris was quite possibly
conceived while her mom was meowing or that the German
translators were just like, "This scene is already weird enough. Let's say nein to the kitty stuff, ja?" I'm just glad that Ruijerd
isn't still in the picture. Can you imagine him just like napping in the corner right now? It's not a good vibe. (wind whirring) - Hmm. I have no idea why, but I'm really glad I left
the group for some reason. (wind howling) - [Grimmjack] The next
morning, Rudy is on cloud nine, but his joy is short-lived as he finds a note from Eris stating that they're not well-matched
and she's going away. Alphonse informs him that
she is off on a journey with Ghislaine and he was
instructed not to tell Rudy where they went. Dick move, Alphonse. I'm busting you back down to Dr. Butts. It's almost enough to make you feel bad for the little jerk. In just one episode, he lost his sexy, seductive sidekick and Eris is gone too. But you'll have to watch
the next season to find out what becomes of our magical miscreant. Will he reunite with Sylphie? Or can he and Roxy finally cross paths? The only thing I know for
sure is that he'll find a way to make it super depraved
and uncomfortable. Looking forward to it.
See you guys next time. Grimmjack teleporting out! Oh wait, do I even know where I'm teleporting? (beam whooshing)
(Grimmjack yelling) (gentle instrumental music) Again, if you like this
episode, give it a like, let us know what you
wanna see this season two? I know I wanna talk about season two. Come on, guys. Just like and tell me
you like it. Come on. Come on. Do it already! (gentle instrumental music)
