Why The British Are Undefeated World War Champions

we currently the British a world war champions of the world undisputed we haven't lost a war well and lost a war for a thousand [ __ ] years that's a fact yeah we even had a war against the fringe the last 100 years called the Hundred Years War well the reason it lasted a hundred years because we're enjoying winning it so much worse money out at the concepts it's going well he's saying a crease I am now a put it I mean we had to help the Americans in here at war and there are people who say the Iraq war was unnecessary I cannot agree it was essential practice in case one comes along we've actually got to fight well it looks like max fit in case of Germans try again I've been too quiet for too long I mean I sign Iraq's turning into a new Vietnam I'll now loads more [ __ ] miserable films with Yankee yeah now we had to help you we had to help the Americans because they've never won one on their own before they and they came to the experts undefeated world war champions of the world cuz the British Army and the British Army works with a simple system did it yeah the American army dogs breakfast with all due respect the battle plan for Iraq was a disaster when it cuz what did I do and we all knew it was a rubbish Palpatine you didn't Heidi you knew didn't you laughing it doesn't concern you as well everyone you the boys knew the Yanks are gonna [ __ ] up then you fellas you know didn't yeah you know yeah it look big yeah you knew your detailed understanding of military campaigns Phil knew yes Vera slammed the phone down namond yet again here you boys you knew didn't shut yeah yeah the American bow put out you knew didn't you enter your head full of uniforms now those poor boy whatever you cuz what are the Americans do basic bottom line bow field error they sent Marines Marines brings water soldiers and they said not to fight in the [ __ ] desert how was never gonna work Baghdad's a five-hour driver best if you ignore the speed cameras three weeks of the speed boat conference that'll blast boys come on [ __ ] it this pedal so what did we do we're in the desert we did the obvious thing we sent the Desert Rats because the clue is in the [ __ ] name phone rings we're in the desert once in the desert red Seine it's obvious George so much ass to Pete yeah okay I'll tell him to paint the van yellow because that's how the British army works in it furnace on a simple job name description allocation system basis as we are the most sensible normal Jan Earth people in the world yeah the British army works on a job name description allocation system basis very simple yeah you've got the Desert Rats for fighting in the desert it's obvious in it yeah you've got the parachute regiment for parachuting it's obvious in it yeah you've got the Royal Engineers for going behind enemy lines and putting out cones and me first [Music] slow the traffic down to 24 no [ __ ] reason whatsoever Stan Illumina stop and do nothing disrupting the enemy's infrastructure [ __ ] brilliant work fence got the Scots Guards getting on the skirts right the virus guards getting on the Irish not so busy anymore and of course now we're all friends and of course the Welsh Guards we're simply keeping an eye on the Welsh Margy there's nothing to guard in Wales since they dug out all the coal they should have should have paced themselves really yeah the point of this got the Horse Guards forgotten the horses and we horse artillery for firing horses at the enemy freaking them out don't pass then of course the light infantry for fighting during the day it's a simple system Special Forces soldiers who can't read a simple system laid out plain and simple said the Queen who's a woman can understand our army works you

Channel: Al Murray

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Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 03 2020