The Differences Between Men & Women - Al Murray | Barrel Of Fun | Universal Comedy

and men and women are different we are different yeah because we're not the same then for logically it is impossible for us to be equal good got away with it now polish men and women are different now there's stereotypes about men and women and some of the stereotypes yeah maybe help explain it all now karen you you'd probably agree that women are better at communicating than men would you say that love i think it's true i think it's fair to say that women are better at communicating than men you are ladies you are give yourselves a little round of applause for that you are better well done girls you're better at communicating than men yeah there's lots of reasons for this but you are far better at it i mean after all you have a lot more [ __ ] practice will it never stop but you're better at communicating because you're more in touch with your emotions yeah you prefer to talk about a problem rather than just sit on it or swerve it like a bloke would yeah you're more imaginative in your vocabulary you're more empathetic to your own emotions to other people's emotions you understand that problems need to be solved yeah rather than buried you think more clearly you communicate more clearly you're more imaginative and you respond to situations talking matters to you in a way it doesn't demand you have a better vocabulary you're better at communicating than men in every single way possible you are far far superior to us in that in fact i think the gentleman now should admit it and give him a round of applause give the ladies around of course now first that's it that's right you're better at communicating than but i do have to ask this if that's the case why the [ __ ] hell can i understand you hey [Applause] because a lot of women would say a lot of women would say rihanna you'd probably agree that that men don't like to express their emotions would you agree with that idea enough sometimes well you're wrong that's not it simple fact is we haven't got any [ __ ] emotions men live in an emotional desert don't they yeah flat featureless nothing barren nothing whatsoever the odd palm tree of doubt the occasional burning camel of rage and in the distance an oasis of love yeah which of course turns out to be a [ __ ] mirage otherwise nothing yeah men live in an emotional desert whereas women of course live in an emotional playground don't they with mood swings and mood slides and mood roundabouts new zip wires move sand pits with dog dirt in move giant wooden rabbits on a big metal spring going happy sad happy sad happy sad happy sad that's right it's the hormones but you're not allowed to mention the hormones because of the hormones [ __ ] infinity loop now and men and women are different because we're made up of different stuff we've got any medical many doctors any nurses doctors or nurses prison bitcoin what's your name love allison what are you doctor nurse theater assistant theater sister all right okay now if i if i [ __ ] up with this next bit love right yeah pipe up right because we're going to get a bit technical now because men and women are different and it's because because of the the the dna in it the d and a yeah the the d and a men and women have different d and a dna yeah stands for data and architecture am i right inside inside every cell because a human body is like a prison full of cells with an exit an entrance right in in every cell there's like a little head office telling you how what your body's supposed to do yeah yeah that's right yeah and that dna tells you what you're going to turn out like the dna yeah it's written down on what are called chromie zones right chrome colored zones in itself this'll do wouldn't it love now men and women have different chromosomes right the female chromosome the female chromosome is the letter x it's the letter x there it is the female chromosome the letter x which the male chromosome is of course the letter y the letter y male and female female and male x and y and i think these letters are extremely well chosen female x male y yeah because x is the ideal letter for women because it is the letter of mystery that's why men love women that's why you [ __ ] fascinated so much because you are a mystery we're trying to figure you out that's what's going on here owen rihannon yeah rihanna and he's trying to figure you out yeah once he's figured you out you'll be [ __ ] off laugh with all due respect you're a nice girl at seven years which has been puzzled in the way of [ __ ] celia keep it mysterious love it but he's not they've run out of [ __ ] mystery i bet they're calling reinforcements now the point is x and y yeah because x is the letter of mystery in it the x files the x factor x marks the spot the x-men the x-y [ __ ] mysteries all of them half of everything now that and men get the y chromosome because we're always saying why what's the problem this time why why can't we go to that [ __ ] party x and y yeah now the things i know i'm gonna said that women are mystery there i know that men are impossible i'm well aware the blokes are impossible right perfectly aware but blokes are like we're like one tear impossible one simple level impossible simple first principles impossible pain in the ass impossible all right we haven't put the bins out but the reason we haven't put the bins out is because we can't be [ __ ] asked it's not that's all it's not a mind game it's not a three-act psycho drama we just can't be [ __ ] bothered you probably haven't nagged enough we'll do it we'll [ __ ] do it step up the nagging and we'll do it that's all there is to it yeah we're not doing he's not an ulterior motive no we just haven't i can't be [ __ ] asked that's all love sorry that's it but women this is why i love women that's why we've fascinated me so much because you're capable of the most amazing nexuses of impossibility three tiered [ __ ] wedding cakes of impossibility combining things to ought to on their own stand alone and cancel everything out but combining them together to create whole new webs of [ __ ] impossibility whirlpools of impossibility i'll give an example now that every man here will understand yeah three tiered should cancel itself out in possibility loop and it's this yeah when that wardrobe's full yeah you're broke but she's got nothing to wear how the [ __ ] is that possible why the [ __ ] cab's left why you

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Length: 7min 55sec (475 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 17 2021