Why NO ONE Remembers Benson's STRESSFUL Love Life

anyone who's watched Regular Show probably has a lot of takes on how they handled relationships we always talk about the two big ones in the show and there's a reason why we don't talk about Benson's love life that's because for a large part of it it sucks and not in know the episodes were bad sort of way but in a this man really deserved better sort of way now if you don't know Benson is not just the park manager within Regular Show this man constantly has to deal with the two laziest excuses for workers who somehow in Supernatural ways seem to bring him within an inch of his life often if not finding creative ways to piss him off not only that but his boss's father pops's father sucks and doesn't give him the respect that he deserves for managing the upkeep of an impressively big Park always getting his name wrong it's always good to have you at the park Mr Mard sir don't try to fraternize with me Bert actually sir my name is Benson I know what your name is bean bag Benson is like this generation Squidward in the sense of you start to understand him more and more as you get older the only thing this man had going for him is that he has an apartment that's not that bad looking although I say this as a guy who relates to those memes of the incredibly minimalistic rooms that have a TV and a mattress and that's it we must start this Saga with a mystery we see in the end credits of the episode morai rig's that there was a character named Veronica we'd never see her because she was within a scene that was deleted before the episode premiered it's unknown what she looks like and what her relationship with Benson was to be but it is speculated that she was going to be Benson's first love interest and the fact that we don't see what happened with her and Benson is going to be a running theme within the show when it comes to his love interests and that leads us into part one the rise supposedly after after work as he goes to his apartment his neighbor has been trying to talk to him and set up some time for them to spend together and they've planned a party a month in advance to do so and mind you Benson is not known up to this point for being in relationships and as we learned Audrey is a nice woman although I do have some Choice words for her within her debut episode weekend at Vincent but I'm getting ahead of myself so to start off that episode morai rby who I love I really do want to mention that first they can't even accomplish a task as simple as screwing in a light bulb which upon second thought why is rig on the ladder moral support it can't be that good of moral support if it takes them an hour Benson realizes that if you want anything done sometimes you're going to have to do it yourself the problem is that if you can't trust these two to learn how to screw in a light bulb you probably shouldn't trust them with your life to hold a ladder you're annoying you're annoying this God hold the ladder so you're probably wondering what this has to do with his love life well if he's knocked out he wouldn't be able to take himself to that party that he and Audrey plans again a month in advance and before we get to Audrey there's a scene within this episode that gives you a peak into Benson's view of dating and women so morai and Ry attempt to drive Benson home and figured that if they put him in bed he'll just assume that he had a bad dream musle man gets in the way of that as he wants to talk to Benson and he's fit enough to catch them in the golf cart going Max Speed to which I actually don't know if that's impressive or not H let me check uh golf cart top speed hm golf carts are much slower than regular cars with average speeds ranging between 12 and 15 mph some can reach up to 25 mph you know what actually that's quite impressive especially since he would have had to have run faster than the cart to catch up with it thanks for the smooth jazz concert tickets my day tonight is going to be extra hot how did you know she'd go crazy for it more than a few times in this show he shown to be romantic and give solid advice with women small tangent but in yes do yes when morai was torn up over Margaret seemingly accepting a proposal from another guy it wasn't RI who was able to talk some sense into him but Fenson you don't have the right to be sad you never even had the guts to tell Margaret how you feel listen if you leave things the way they are now you'll regret it for the rest of your life telling her might not change anything but at least you'll have closure again it's solid advice speaking to her doesn't guarantee anything but it does offer you some closure it makes me wonder if he's speaking from regret of his own again we don't know what happened with Veronica now back to weakend at Benson's now that everyone has the context that Benson frequently has to deal with two Slackers who put him In Harm's Way and he dedicates his life to the park in an often thankless way and actually has solid practical advice when it comes the dating in women I want to introduce you to Audrey vinon where have you been my party started 2 hours ago everything okay if anyone needs a night off it's Benson and what a way to spend it planning a party with this woman who despite all of these other people showing up she's waiting specifically for him although R just wants to throw him into bed and leave him like they plan Mor Kai probably because he has a few regrets in his life when it comes to love suggests taking Bon to the party anyway I can't believe we haven't hung out before this I'm so glad you could make it tonight yo yo Audrey who's the jerk face Chuck please Benson does not have the face of a jerk and I can talk to whoever I want we're not dating anymore remember hold hold on hold up hold up time out okay guys I call for a meeting with everyone who's watching this right now I want to present some evidence to the court now don't get me wrong Audrey's cool I think she's an underutilized character but she had to have known by bringing her ex here and speaking with another dude would have caused trouble his personality doesn't scream patience or understanding now if this episode had him crashed a party that's different but she gives no indication that he showed up uninvited so as much as I like Audrey that's a grimy move now benefit of the doubt she could be too nice to not invite him or maybe he insisted on showing up and she was too polite to say no I'll leave it in your hands though was this a grimy move to do morai has the right idea though think you can drop H2O on the Fe and get away with it the Fe ever seen the periodic table loser Fe is the abbreviation for iron like my stomach I'm the iron stomach uh I don't know if you've ever seen the periodic table Bozo F do e do doesn't stand for for anything unless lowkey you're going with frequent eater e is a symbol not an acronym it's short for fum which is iron and Latin and ooh I'm supposed to be so scared of the iron stomach like its melting point is that intimidating have you ever heard of tungsten probably not given that all the hot sauce and chili flakes shoe stuff your face with your tongue probably has been fried Beyond repair now while motai and R are Slackers they actually serve as solid wingman keeping Benson's reputation High by having him go up against the guy and they W up everything that he does with him unknowing that their advantage is Benson's lack of awareness to what morai and Reby are up to and when all else fails he decides to go with the spiciest drink that he can think of the legendary famous Mississippi Queen you think you're so [Music] hot how about a victory drink I call it the Mississippi Queen but I have to ask where did he get all of these ingredients from does he does he casually carry around a tub of mayo or did he just clean out Audrey's groceries or Theory what if despite not dating they live together and that's why he's here and that's why he has access to all of these ingredients the Mississippi Queen is so legendary it wakes Benson up and after regrouping with morai and R they decide to drink it leading into a huge hallucination that apparently ends with venson getting Audrey's number vinon look what what does it say yeah man what does it say ah get back to work he has a potential partner who justess happens to live next door she's interested in him and knows how busy he can get and it's unfortunate to see what happens next part two the fall Audrey's other appearance in season 3 is short but it happens in fortune cookie where Benson loses his towel and therefore is underdressed look I get the joke the towel fell he's exposed but it's not like the other time that this happened when the little flap went up so all of you trying to forget that you're welcome we'd also see her in the next season within the Christmas special that sweater is so cool oh you like it yeah you know it's just fun festive I mean that's got to be the winner for ugliest sweater right oh oh yeah my guy can't catch a break between the Christmas special and party repeat Benson would ask out Audrey and she'd accept and finally things are starting to turn around for him and you can tell how happy it makes him especially given how much he works his butt off to keep the park in order now the sad part isn't that he gets tricked and held hostaged and cloned for being a good partyer the sad part is that at the end of this episode they have one last appearance together for the entire show and that's it I'm not like Ben he's the real deal yes he is all the drama that Audrey was attached to or Benson's embarrassing moment around her they really do seem like a great couple and it's unfortunate that it all kind of ends here at least visually on screen now before we hit Benson's lowest point there's two other times where Benson would speak about Audrey despite not being on screen and these next two times they are kind of conflicting and they don't really paint a clear picture as to what's happening in their relationship so in bad portrait the first time despite asking out Audrey they aren't officially together and I'm unsure of why that is yeah I mean Audrey and I aren't really calling it a date but RI what are you doing stop like why is he saying that we've seen them have a great time together and Audrey clearly likes Benson so what's going on with then skips in the saddle Benson would mention in passing taking Audrey on another date me and fives are taking our ladies to see some Mexican wrestling mucho romantico Roger and I are going to a jazz concert again it doesn't show that they are official but we know one thing whatever they were they won't be anymore guys it finally happened I met the perfect girl her name is Natalie and she's a preschool teacher Natalie what happened to Audrey we broke up remember I don't remember I was sad for months I loafed around that house muscleman and Pops you took me to get ice cream skips you made me train for that marathon in fact all you guys had a role in my lengthy healing process I don't remember any of this all right hold up hold up hold up time out again so Benson and Audrey break things off camera we don't get to see it what happened the mature side of me thinks that because of Benson's extraordinary life and his dedication to his job he wouldn't have that much time to spend with Audrey who seems to live a normal life which is completely okay okay they're two adults with two different paths in life and should be stable enough to understand that if they're not going in the same direction breaking things off now is better than whatever may happen later but the immature me thinks that she went back to Chuck again she invited this man to the party after they broke up they're supposedly friends and Chuck is acting out this way she had to have known that that's how Chuck was the entire time she clearly enjoyed the drama and maybe she even enjoyed seeing Chuck jealous over her we saw a little bit of snarkiness in that Christmas special when she talked about Benson sweater as well she has a little bit of SASS and if I was venson knowing how much I put into the relationship if she went back to Chuck I would be devastated beyond belief this man deserved so much better and guess what he did but not yet back to this low point in this episode RI learns about local park intern Thomas's real history but no one takes him seriously including Benson who is was so absorbed in his dates with Natalie so this is the house where the workers stay and this is the garage I keep my rakes and shovels in here ooh Rees I like a man who takes care of public parks well someone's got to do it he's so absorbed that he doesn't get any red flags when she handcuffs him throws him into a room he's never seen before despite working at the park longer than he's known her sees that morai and reuby are trying to save skips and Ops who have been tied up or even when she reveals that she's not Natalie she's Natalia and that she and Thomas have actually been Russian spies the whole time one of your own has been conspiring against you what who would do that Natalie you're acting crazy Nicolai Thomas why'd you step out when she called for Nikolai Vincent is clearly so desperate for love that he's overlooking the clearest red flags all because he wants to capture whatever that spark he used to have with Audrey that we don't have anymore because it all happened off camera it's actually crazy how unlucky he is with women in the show despite having some solid dating advice and he wouldn't try dating again for some time but granted there was a reason why part three The Rise Again Ms decided to seal off the park in a dome to create a contained ecosystem a group of scientist from the government is going to study it for a whole month within the Dome experiment Benson tries to escape and meets a bunch of scientists and one of them is a woman called Pam in this episode as he tries to escape they try to reassure him that he has nothing to worry about by disguising as people that he knows not knowing that Benson would understand his history with the people that they disguise as better than them Benson and the others wouldn't escape the Dome as this is a part of a bigger storyline and what matters is just that Benson is now stuck in the dome for some time and he would meet Pam again but this time in a more casual way what I wouldn't give for some hot wings wait you like hot wings yeah it's literally my favorite food me too well maybe I'll just have to swing by your lab and drop some off you're going to sneak past the guards maybe I will well if you do that then you'll be my favorite person ever and just like with Natalia he's going out of his way to go and get her and I can't blame him at least with Pam because they work at the same place and they enjoy working that is a hurdle that they don't have to cross like when you look at it from that perspective Pam is such a better fit for Benson in fact we learned that Pam used to not even consider dating anyone because of how much time that she spent working however they make it work Benson would sneak in unauthorized food in this case hot wings their favorite and they have a low-key date oh I also got Ranch uh thanks but I'm really not a fan me neither get out of here Ranch yes they're right this is an unarguable fact Ranch belongs nowhere on wings in fact it should be illegal unfortunately given their opposite allegiances this would make things hard for the both of them especially when Pimp's boss prohibits dating any test subjects you told me that you were too busy to date you know what forget it I'm issuing a new policy effective immediately there will be no dating test subjects in this Dome things go from bad to worse when a dome experiment turns into a space reality as you may or may not know in the eighth season the main crew plus eileene go into space you know who doesn't go into space Pam and she realizes how hard it would be to sustain a relationship when you're not even on the same planet with the other person I'm I'm I'm sorry Benson it's not you it's just math I think we should just be friends I get it I was sent Mill millions of miles into space against my will you're back on Earth are you sure you're okay I totally understand I am good and that's so rough Benson's love life has been such a roller coaster where he meets someone who's cool and he gets that temporary happiness that comes with it and it doesn't seem to last I guess the Silver Lining here is that they actually break things off on screen but look at this man he's crying his eyes out drowning himself in hot wings they favorite food absolutely a wreck and in his low he'd meet a girl named Roxy who is a rock she interprets Benson's friendliness as mixed signals Roxy hey Roxy Earth to Roxy however Rox and Organics dating within Regular Show is a taboo and she doesn't really seem to care about that date Shar somewhat of a kiss and Benson would have to let her down gently I don't know if this counts as a romantic interest for Benson but he would process the grief of losing Pam better than Audrey now you're probably wondering why this is labeled the rise if Pam broke up with Benson well towards the end of the show we'd see in a montage that they'd end up meeting again and rekindling their relationship now that Benson is back on Earth best case scenario Pam waited for Benson this entire time in fact they would become co-managers or co-owners and it would work with the next generation of Park employees together it's a shame that portions of Benson's love life happened off screen and I would have enjoyed to see more time with Pam in fact who do you guys like better who would you guys prefer to be with Benson Audrey or Pam let me know in the comments down below and in the meantime as brutal as it was for him to go through all of this at least it did work out just like with muscleman and stara of which I did cover their rocky relationship in this episode here

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Published: Wed Feb 14 2024