WHY ISN'T 11 CALLED ONETY ONE?!?! funniest google searches

funniest google searches let's go can i eat my himalayan salt lamp [Music] if you'd like to eat your himalayan himalayani himalayan himalay if you like to you're himalayan salt lab yes you may i guess why isn't one prime why isn't eleven pronounced one two oh my god oh my god it's so dumb 21 what's 10 plus 1 21 why can't i sleep why can't i [Applause] [Music] oh my god have i ever googled it have i actually i might have googled that you know why can't i own a canadian what why can't i own a canadian okay google will you marry me oh god oh that's kind of sad where to donate a testicle that's the first one when i jump i wet myself okay that's not right when i jump i pee when i jump i pee a little that's not right that's not that needs to be checked up why is my goldfish swimming upside down no no you poor people no why is my golden retriever panty so it's a golden retriever it's a dog all dogs pet a lot what's a boyfriend and where can i download one no the fact that it says boyfriend as well so you'd expect most of it to be girls what is a boyfriend application okay these people are holding interviews now huh what does it mean when your poop floats don't they always float oh my god that's a good point they don't always float what does it mean when your nose itches oh that's a cool one that's a chinese one in chinese culture when your nose itches it means somebody is thinking of you could be a friend could be family how do i convert to be to jpeg how do i convert to pdf religion well i guess some people really want to be jpegs then how come all i want to do is sleep oh i feel you made i feel you help i'm help i'm a parent help i'm a parent guys oh guys i got this condition i'm a parent help i'm a potato [Music] honestly though if you're a potato and you and you managed to somehow google search that play google will end google will eat itself google will end november 2013. wow that was seven years ago jeez don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way it octave [Music] see what he did there very nice is it normal to eat period no is it normal to be sexually attracted to numbers [Music] now i love math but hot damn you got some issues mate is it normal to have green poo is that a thing if this many people google it it must be a thing i've never seen is it possible to be allergic to water yes it actually is it's a real condition is it possible to lose a pound a day i'm not gonna lie i've had poops that way more than a pound never put hey this one's gonna be great never put a sock in the toaster what i i would i don't think in a whole lifetime i would ever put a sock in a toaster sometimes i like to drink all by myself that's vibes right there sometimes i like to pretend i'm tall sometimes i like to pretend i'm a meatball okay sometimes i like to be alone i get that one i do get that one sometimes i like to pretend i'm a carrot [Music] people got time on their hands my friend dinosaurs were made up by the ca to discourage time travel if anything it gives me a reason to want a time travel jeez another one from pakistan is it bad if your poop floats is it bad if your poop is green it's a pop is it bad if your poop is clear now i've never heard of that is it bad if you poop a lot jesus christ these people is it bad if you poop blood okay that you know you know if you if you get some mexican food you know you know that's that's gonna yeah you're gonna take an ass whooping after that if i eat myself would i double in size physics how do i google something iq over 200. that's that's the best one to see today how do i google [Music] [Laughter] [Music] okay we're on reddit and we're gonna do a little bit more of funny google suggestions let's go why do men have nipples goddamn why is this guy blue why is my poop green that's a thing now isn't it why [Music] accelerate from seven kilometers per hour do you believe in the dictionary does you believe oh google's really dropped the ball on that one man how to drop a baby our colored contacts a rap you go to the doctors with your contacts and he's like oh sorry you shouldn't wear contacts that much because they're harassed [Music] printer doesn't [Music] doesn't work viagra does google you're on some stuff man what part of a woman's body can no no no all right that was a whole lot of fun please leave the suggestions anything you would like to see me react to bang the subscribe button back the like button as well and i shall see you in the next video

Channel: Steven He

Views: 296,517

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Keywords: google, funny google searches, funniest google searches, funny searches, funniest searches, asian, when i jump i pee a little, react, commentary

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Length: 7min 22sec (442 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 31 2020