why is Despicable Me 2 actually kinda good tho

well a couple weeks ago I decided I was finally desperate enough to make a video about Despicable Me you know I mean minions are everywhere at this point and I just kind of wanted to see where this Scourge on Humanity came from at the end of that video I said I would do the rest of the movies if the video did well so Despicable Me too the 2013 followup to the movie that would ruin your mom's Facebook feed forever not a single classroom was safe I tell you as soon as your 60-some year old Spanish teacher was putting them up like oh I just think they're so cute that was it we were done as a species but whatever anyway let's take a walk and check in with grw and friends but before that really quick this video is brought to you bu raycon now I know you've heard me and everyone else talk about raycon everyday earbuds right comfortable earbuds great sound quality half the price of all the other guys I know you've heard it like a thousand times but the everyday earbuds are even better now 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it's it's a grown man but he T like a magic fairy princess with a gry face I tell you though this would have been Peak comedy on Disney Channel back in like 2005 oh boy so the magic fairy princess that was supposed to come to the party had to cancel thus grinco Bell it is I Gru zinko Bell the most magical fairy princess of all I am here to wish princess I'm sorry just whoever designed this character deserves all did everything good in their life okay this is so freaking cute I would die for you Agnes how come you're so fat because my house is made of candy and sometimes I eat instead of facing my [Music] problems butterfly in the [Laughter] sky I can go twice this high but yeah so the point of all this as you can see is that Gru has basically turned his entire life around like back in the first movie he wanted to be the greatest villain of all time and steal the moon and he didn't care about no nobody no nothing you know what I mean but since he adopted Agnes Margo and Edith he's more interested in being the cool fun dad and of course the moms of the neighborhood are definitely taking notice cuz I mean hey a dad doing the bare minimum hot commodity I tell you what I know it's really you Dre I'm just pretending for the other kids hey there grw Mr Life of the Party hello Jillian so I'm going to go out on a limb here but my friend Natalie is recently single oh no not an ugly girl oh man I mean sure grw looks like this and has eyebrows like sultry caterpillars and a nose that could mine for diamonds but an ugly girl I mean come on so the Beast story of this movie which gets introduced first for some reason is that Gru has been single for like forever you know and now that he's the cool new single dad in the Suburban planned Community for disillusion Millennials this lady is trying to set him up with like literally everyone she knows no Jil that is not happening seriously I'm fine okay fine forget Natalie how about my cousin Linda no oh oh I know someone whose husband just died I'm sorry I did not see you there now grw is not at all interested in any of this nonsense because uh would you believe he's had some bad experience with gorals in the past no way he is so cute hey Lisa I was wondering if Gro touched Lisa Gro touched Lisa Lisa's got groes and it was that moment something strange awoke inside young Gru and he realized his true calling in life was to start a podcast okay so after the party grw is out front doing whatever he does and then the movie finally gets started when this oddly attractive woman lady shows up Mr grw well I did what yes hi you're going to have to come with me oh sorry I pr I [Music] lipstick T so this is Lucy and she works for some organization called the AVL the anti-villain league and her Mission at the moment is to kidnap Gru for some reason which she does very elegantly and then she drives all around town with Gro in the trunk with the Finesse of how I drive when Kelsey and I play fortnite you know Kel's like Alex quick hop in the car you drive I shoot no time to explain and of course I have no idea what's going on so I'm just kind of [Music] likeus anyway so long story short Lucy takes grw to the AVL headquarters and we finally get to learn what's really going on here I apologize for our methods in getting you here I don't know who you people think you are but we are the anti-villain league I am the League's director Silas Ramsbottom but so glad we got more minions am I right yuck I just stepped in a big pile of Monday so The Story Goes that someone stole an Arctic research lab and with it they took this special mutagen serum that turns things evil and purple and stuff and who knows what they're going to do with that but remember Gru's a father now and he doesn't have time for any of these save the world Shenanigans okay he's got to catch up on all the new episodes of Sophia the first thank you very much I see where this is going with all the Mion andoss stuff but no no I'm a father now and a legitimate businessman I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies jams and jellies oh attitude so he goes home and that's that movie's over however his assistant guy is not really feeling creatively emotionally fulfilled anymore after pivoting from world domination to jam making I'm sorry I just don't feel the spark anymore maybe we were always meant to just be friends I miss being evil s inocent plots large scale crimes it's what I live for I mean don't you think there's more to our future than Jay um the thing is [Music] crew I've had an offer of employment elsewhere yeah this dude's doing that thing that YouTubers do you know where like they build a career doing literally anything and then one day they're like well this is boring now guess it's about time I start making the worst music anyone's ever heard so he quits and leaves and this guy's grew thinking about his own career a little bit and he decides to go along with the AVL you know just one that's right save the world do the spy stuff put on sunglasses just so you can take them off again and be like looks like justice is back on the menu okay so grw and Lucy set up this fake baked goods store at the mall because the AVL knows that someone who works in this mall has the serum how do they know this doesn't matter who cares now one of these suspected Mall people is this guy juanos di my friends I am Eduardo peris owner of salai salsa restaurant across the mall now open for breakfast F and you are Gru and this is Lucy and we are closed this is just going to take a moment you know this Dude Looks Like if Big Ed and Bob the Tomato made sweet passionate love like they do in my long running fanfic series 90 days in the produce aisle big EDS Big Ed twitch and excitement the mayonnaise coagulating in his hair he knew what was coming their eyes met right by the acorn squash it was always the acorn squash are you blushing already or you just R for the picking Big Ed's voice was quick his breath short Bob the Tomato reached up to caress Ed's cheek his lack of hands suddenly very apparent I've been waiting for you deep in the sundried recesses of my hard Ed Bob whispered hoping Larry the Cucumber wasn't listening forgive me Larry he thought to himself but I must be true to my heart what do you want Bob Ed boomed from above you know what I want Ed Bob shied away his eyeballs clipping through the geometry of his face like they do sometimes say it please Ed hit me with a brick and so forth now right after meeting this guy Gru starts to think that he knows him from somewhere and turns out he looks exactly like this old super villain guy from like 20 years ago El Macho except El Macho is supposed to be dead he died in the most Macho way possible riding a shark with 250 PBS of dynamite strapped to his chest all that was ever retrieved was a pile of cinged chest hair okay you know what these movies remind me of is like classic '90s Cartoon Network you know stuff like Dexter's Lab or Powerpuff Girls or whatever you know what I mean anyway so grew is convinced that this el macho guy must be the villain they're looking for so they break into his restaurant and go snooping around but hey maybe you can find something with these x-ray [Music] goggles a clue quick we got to tell Mary Kate and Ashley but turns out it's not the evil Serum at all it's just a secret salsa recipe now while this is all going on Gru's kids are also hanging out at the mall because they're kids and it's 2013 so Ms haven't turned into this like Barren Wasteland yet you know like in 2024 where it's like well the mall's gone and the schools kicked us out and if we stand around anywhere longer than like 8 seconds we get in trouble for loitering so what are we supposed to do hey there you are oh who's this Lucy these are my girls Margo Edith and Agnes girls Lucy Lucy girls hello hi are you single yeah are you single I'm just asking for a friend who looks a lot like me though if you're into that are you going to marry Lucy no she just works with me plus you love her you love her you love her you really really love her okay stop a song of lies anyway so while the kids are all hanging out of this mall Margo sees a certain someone who's just about to rock her entire world [Music] just the coolest 10-year-old you'll ever see sup ladies yeah I run my own Roblox server and yes it is Family Guy themed and of course they end up talking and going on a date as 10-year-olds do with them all apparently you're so funny gross look they're in love oh no no no do not say that no no no no and my dream is to one day play video games for a living wow you're so complicated but you know back in like 2013 this was such a hilariously absurd idea right but like in 2024 this is one of the only viable career options left at this point well I was thinking about getting a degree in sociology or something but now I think I'll just stream on Twitch for a few years and then use that to springboard my only fans yeah I'm thinking I'm either going to play video games for a living or be one of those YouTubers that makes fun of kids movies but now grw being a new dad and all that like he knows exactly what's going on in the minds of young boys all right and he is not a fan of this whole dating nonsense I tell you what especially considering the fact that this kid is actually the son of this guy which means that this guy got laid which is weird but whatever but there has been a new development and I'm telling you this is the guy you need to arrest him immediately and his deviously Charming son I'm pretty sure that the son is involved too so skipping ahead a little bit here one day grw comes into his fake job to see that the AVL has arrested this other guy because they found an empty bottle of serum in his shop so Case Closed problem solve that was easy all right so what now well now you're free to go back to your business M jams and jellies and it looks like agent wild will be transferring to our Australian Branch Australia now throughout the movie grew and Lucy have been getting closer as quotation mark friends remember she like tased him and threw his body in the trunk classic meat cute and they were sneaking into places together and then one day grw does actually go on a date that's set up by the neighbor lady and it's not going well so Lucy steps in to help out wait a minute wait a minute are you wearing a wig what I don't think so you're a phony I hate phonies I'm going to rip that thing off your head and show everyone what a baldheaded phony you are I don't think so miss lady and then they just like drive her comos body back home while talking about how dating these days is so wacky am I right what was that I'm I'm sorry can we do that one more time so G and Lucy have developed a kind of Rapport whatever that means but her being transferred to Australia is really kind of harsh in the Mojo you know what I'm saying and grew is taking this pretty hard because he doesn't really get this far with women very often now at the same time Lucy is also realizing that she's actually in love with Gru for what reason who can say but then on her way to Australia this happens some peanuts or pretzels [Music] that's a good [Music] job I just did a boom boom well isn't this just the most terrifying thing this is exactly what it looks like in my dreams when I take a couple too many melatonin gummies but all the same Lucy realizes that she can't move Dr Australia because gosh darn it she just has to be with grw or nothing I choose grw I choose grw [Music] thank you crew Stewart you're [Music] welcome what is what what is this movie you know okay I got to be honest here I had totally written these movies off the past 14 years they've been coming out like I just assumed they were all these like unwatchable minion cringe fests your father and I are getting okay okay this is the only good one that exists and like there is a lot of that to be fair but I don't know it's just like maybe it's cuz I had such low expectations but these movies are a lot more watchable than I thought they'd be kind of like with some other movies I've enjoyed recently these movies are just so aware of what they want to be and they just are that the whole time but okay so in the end just a summ here we find out that this guy is actually El Macho he did in fact steal the serum and he framed the other guy at the mall and then with the help of gr's old assistant who works for him now he kidnaps a bunch of minions and turns them into purple minions who do evil purple but then what do you know the assistant guy is actually a reverse quadruple agent he goes back to work for Gru secretly and they make an antidote and so Gru the gorls and the other minions all storm El Macho's super secret hideout and turn the bad minions back into annoying minions and save Lucy who gets kidnapped by El Macho when she's trying to find grw to confess her love or something this all happens in the span of like 12 minutes and then uh so on and so fortham grew and Lucy are on a rocket headed for a volcano and this is where guw finally gets the courage to ask Lucy out listen Lucy we may not get out of this alive so I need to ask you a question uh better make it quick if I asked you out on the day what would you have said are you kidding me yes okay yeah just one more hypothetical question here before we die uh if if if it appeared like maybe I was leading in for a kiss would you throw up in your mouth a little bit or like a lot also theoretically speaking how many anime figures Andoid body pillows would be too many and is that number perhaps more than like 40 and then they jump off the rocket they go on 147 more dates and they get married the end I still agree with myself for my despicable mi1 video because like why wouldn't I I'm always right but dominions are definitely the worst part of these movies like how are these guys the takeaway from all this however as a whole I actually do enjoy these movies way more than I thought I would hey everybody thanks for watching this video if you liked it please watch another one cuz that's how the algorithm works so click on this one that's being recommended to you right now right here on the screen it actually helps a lot if you do that cuz like that's how YouTube knows that my videos are worth caring about also if you have any movies or TV shows you like to recommend send me an email at Alex Meers contact gmail.com and I'll put them on my absurdly long list of movies that I need to get to at some point anyway hope I made your day a little bit better and I'll see you all next time

Channel: Alex Meyers

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Length: 17min 56sec (1076 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 11 2024