why i am scared of nikocado avocado

molly we're preparing for the greatest most massive mukbang of all time you watch we don't have to make any stupid oh no you know know of square videos about dumb bull stupid brushes we just have to eat some food break up with my boyfriend a couple of times and i'll give flappy monkey a kiss and watch me pull reckon the views maybe make a couple only fans videos actually hang on a sec i just need personality fans real quick hang on [Music] okay i'm done oh done yeah [Applause] [Music] no sit down come back no go flip go fluffy monkey catch him there's still a bit of peanut butter he didn't get it off i got him mr avocado saddam you naughty hot little dog there's still a bit of peanut butter left don't you run away from me like that again well hey hey is your dog's name saddam isn't he a dictator yeah this is my little dick taster boys thanks for coming molly narrator i've seen your brush videos i can relate i've shoved a couple brushes up my pooper before meet floppy monkey he's my little assistant hello hi hello he's like a regular monkey except he's floppy daddy loves you i love you mr avocado how did this poor innocent soul get this which jungle did you steal him from i stole him from the zoo why are you stole me from the zoo why is he floppy that broke all of his bones i used to be watching here good excellent question narrator you boys have been invited here today along with flappy monkey who never leaves my side anyway to film my final greatest adventure the final thing that nicot will ever do my legacy and the last thing that i will ever be remembered for the greatest mukbang of all time come with me come with me follow quickly now what the bang okay all right no is that a literal child welcome boys to the greatest mukbang that you will ever see in your life mystic avocado where's the food where's what are you eating where's the food i naked avocado i'm gonna mukbang an entire baby i'm gonna eat a baby i'm gonna do it what it's gonna be amazing where'd you get the kid from they're just down at the park you can just grab them there's heaps of them every day they're free there's no one no one stops you from grabbing they're just free kids everywhere i miss my mom why'd you pick a ginger kid he's got no soul i don't want to ingest anything that has a soul okay it's bad for it's bad for the youtube algorithm um [Laughter] i don't want to be i don't want to be done for hate crimes come here oh you're going to make dad a lot of ad revenue my god oh my god wait i'm i'm sitting here in real life with just my mouth open like in shock at what's happening yeah no this is flappy monkey yes sir get the condiments yes sir yes mr avocado ketchup or mustard bring them both you stupid floppy little monkey [Laughter] uh nick john's getting away your child's getting away hey stop okay hold still are we filming [Music] we've done a lot of questionable over the years this is the worst this is like this is bad yo you ain't the kid is up what you saying that what because i'm gay no no no hang on hang on i don't have a problem with gays bro i love gays i go to mardi gras every year you hear this mr avocado i do floppy monkey you sexy little toy okay okay so you're a gay supporter then huh yeah you you're here for our cause fine then name every gay person go what will you name every gay person okay aaron anderson aaron bonatuli benjamin arender hold on what about what about anthony dude what about gays called anthony you missed anthony no there is no gay people named anthony trust him he would know oh yeah i love you wait are you naming all the gays or just guys you've slept with if you can't name every gay person then you're not a true gay supporter and you can rot in hell god you're disgusting you look like a nut sack actually how much peanut butter do we have in the stocks and three jars of skippy and that looks like it one crunchy too smooth mr avocado good i'm gonna lick you like a lollipop later um or we can eat this baby or what because you have an anal scraping at seven and we're cutting it close i don't know if this is the right vibe no there's just no what kind of vibe's the right vibe to eat a baby wait what's the vibe you're looking for views looking for youtube views molly you sack god i love you views you reckon you get views i don't people aren't watching you eat noodles anymore mate okay your channel's dead what's that you don't think i'm talented you don't think i'm talented that's it come here you can't run for a living come here this guy might look a little familiar oh good [Music] yeah that's right he was perfectly normal before i sucked him off last night he doesn't even know where he is right now you poo it's me melvin i don't even know what the that means but it's hot all right let's go back in there go go back in there go on come on back in the room melvin until you're ready for me to milk that little little grease monkey again you got your sponge bath at seven melvin there you go the only games he's gonna be in next is mario and sonic at the paralympic games yeah you are an evil person dude oh what's that you think i'm evil now huh you don't think i'm talented huh you don't think i can do stuff properly floppy monkey can you hear the way they're talking about me i made this all by myself and how did you do that it's my third mukbang i ate an entire palette of crayola crayons that were destined for children's hospital i had too many muscle relaxants afterwards and all over the family rug it's beautiful mr avocado yeah you don't have to tell them that that looks amazing i took an exacto i took an exacto knife i cut it out put it in a frame bam here you go it's my multi-colored crayola i need help come here come here let me show you there's a lot of in my day with that yo you showed us a shitty painting okay you've showed us a paraplegic mario that doesn't even remember his name where'd the little ginger kid go mate where's the kid huh let's drop cuddle look get out of the way he's gone what what he's gone wait wait let me check no he's not here excellent detective floppy monkey wait the door son of a i thought you got child locks on here no my grand scheme mr avocado that funny little baby will never survive in the winter we have to find them god's so cold out here i could cut glass with these nipples we have to go to plan b wait there's a plan b who breathes mr avocado look look there's another baby in the house go back to the room go shoo there's nothing more depressing than a floppy monkey covering poo you've shown us you've shown us around your house with your weird ways and your heft and trying to eat small children's no wonder the ginger left all right hey hang on i'm still i'm so confused right now you're nick ocado somehow you've managed to get famous off of eating food and you made a lot of money doing it but i eat food every day and i haven't made no money before you open that fat mouth also what's going on here you gotta you gotta wriggly monkey assistant put food on the table some kid with uh autistic mannerisms also helping i don't understand what is going on right now they're called ticks okay and he can't help them he doesn't actually have any bones in his neck i don't know who you are are you we're preparing for the greatest most massive mukbang of all time you watch we don't have to make any stupid no no square videos about dumb and stupid brushes we just have to eat some food break up with my boyfriend a couple of times now i'll give flappy monkey a kiss and watch me pull the wreck in the views maybe make a couple only fans videos actually hang on a sec i just need post not only fans real quick hang on okay i'm done oh done yeah i just had to do this or i can't pay the rent okay every single day with every new post we further ourselves from god flappy monkey yes sir you've been a lot of things to me over the years shoulder to cry on a good friend a fuzzy little fleshlight but today you've really outdone yourself you mean it you've got all the greatest foods here burgers steak mustard paper towels some kind of oak veneer this is going to truly be the greatest mukbang and thank you all for coming here with me today okay that's it it's time to finally film this and become the legend that i'm destined to be in korea and on the register my name is nicocado avocado and this is the greatest mukbang that you're ever going to see floppy monkey yes sir jiggle head guy lubricate me [Music] how many subscribers are we at um three yes lubricate me go go [Music] all right mr avocado we got the clam chowder okay it's just a hobo put the whole ball in we have no time put the whole foot in oh sorry it barely fits oh he needs a drink he needs a drink okay i got a coca-cola mr avocado but i don't have any fingernails i can't open it just put the cannon go go go quick no no no what's next what's next what's next uh we have a rib eye with uh two giant pieces of carrot three potato wedges and a piece of broccoli put the whole bowl the plate put the whole bowl okay mr cotton [Music] wait wait oh yeah mr avocado we're not even we're we're not even halfway i got a headache you're now at five subscribers ah i shouldn't have eaten all those napkins should i switch too much how does la base do this that is who ellie beast that's who i look up to he's my patron saint one day i've seen him drink three gallons of tabasco sauce i've never been so erect in my life mr avocado we have to finish mukbang we're at five subscribers please please mr avocado we have to do this because we don't do this then you're not gonna make money and i'm gonna have to go back to the zoo please hang on a second what the what floppy monkey yes sir where's my ragin cajun 40 packs of silly ramen hot noodles you ate them all you ate them all last week where's the new ones for the new video i'm sorry you know what my boyfriend's gonna say my boyfriend's gonna break up with me again i thought we had enough for today's video god damn it sometimes i love you but sometimes i hate you you fairy floppy little fleshlight monkey chimp sorry i gotta i gotta i gotta say something don't know who the nicocado avocado is don't know why you invited me here if uh you know i don't even know what the mcbang is [Laughter] it's not a mcdonald's when you go to the local mcdonald's and behind there they have this dumpster and after three o'clock generally they have the smoko break uh if you go down there and the the manager oh mukbang yeah no you're right sorry josh look at me look at my eyes right now i have never been more confused and not wanting to do a video than i have with this right now please close your goddamn mouth i swear to god go do another goddamn skit okay let's get this over i'm going to get a toilet real quick i'm going to get toilet real quick i'll be back in a second oh all right cool oh my god what oh oh oh um hi uh is mr avocado around i'm getting it what's happening what's happening what's happening what what um okay i i'm unclogging the toilet like you asked me to and i found that fine china cranberry creme brulee plate that you wanted there you go where'd you get this it plugged it from the toilet ah sorry sometimes i forget to chew yeah was there more in there we got we got a burger can i down one what the for the love of god no no let me explain after years of mukbang my digestive system can only really digest fluids so this burger generally this is what tends to happen flappy little monkey has to come and unclog the toilet and basically pull out everything i just ate in the last mukbang video i think this is the last thing is that redheaded kid from last week ah it's a taco fully intact how'd you not break the shell yeah that's what's insane my god you've got a soft esophagus what a soft esophagus a softest offer good i'm just gonna hey no no no no no no no i i'm not even i want to be just what's in this you just hear what you don't understand [Music] you

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Id: MIIR2-d90-A

Length: 14min 24sec (864 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 14 2021