why he let that guy's house burn down

one time this dude's trailer was burning down so like we all went on the call because it was a fat fire like a house fire which we rarely get structure fires down here dead ass 15 minutes in to the to the fire this motherfucker's house just starts exploding with rounds but like he had like hundreds of thousands of rounds of ammo he just started going off fire chief was literally like yeah bro we're done here like his house is burning down but realistically he made a good call like dude [ __ ] off We're Not Gonna help with it with that [ __ ] Bro [ __ ] off you should have paid for a fireproof safe that was rated to burn at like 10 hours so we had 10 hours to put out the fire but you're cheap and you did it and now your house burned down and now you don't have any guns or ammo and your house is gone and then and then the dude whose house burned down was like all crazy about the fire department and like [ __ ] on them and like oh the chief's a [ __ ] idiot and like he's an [ __ ] and it's like dude you left food in your oven you [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't understand why don't leave [ __ ] in your oven to burn down your goddamn house and then blame it on other people because the [ __ ] water wasn't gonna put the fire out you're such an idiot bro you're tripping and you had thousands of Browns in your house no one's saving your [ __ ] man no one's saving your [ __ ] you're [ __ ] bro water doesn't put out fire that fast you know you gotta use your hose and really get up in there and you can't go inside the structure fire when there's [ __ ] thousands of rounds going off every second where I live you have to have a big propane tank on your property everything's off propane his propane tanks exploding rounds are going off it's like dude this is out of control there's nothing we can do for you bro like we're gonna die everyone's out of the house there's no dogs there's no cast everyone's good it's like we're not gonna risk our lives to save your [ __ ] wooden house bro and your ammo you normally from a distance with the cannon right of course we do that bro but the point is the entire inside of his house is on [ __ ] fire and spraying the walls on the outside isn't doing much because the inside is burning the [ __ ] when a fire gets that out of control if the building's gonna collapse and [ __ ] you don't just go in like what the [ __ ] do you think this is go contain the fire we'll spray the outside we don't just leave but like there's no saving the house at that point it's just containing the fire the house is [ __ ] you'll be [ __ ] walking inside with your hose and your Cannon [ __ ] crouched down and the entire room is filled with smoke black smoke you can't see anything you don't know where the fire is you're down on the ground literally crawling on the floor because smoke goes up and it's it's on so the the bottom is more clear so you're crawling through this Burning house hitting spots with water to try to keep the building from collapsing I don't know man if ever that guy would drink a bunch of water and I would have just walked inside and serve pee in the [ __ ] rope Super Soaker and [ __ ] gone to war being a paramedic is huge bro that's so sick holy [ __ ] it was uh rage definitely helped me out with the big test that I had to take because you have to take like National Registry first in the night before Rosary scored with rage for like two hours and there were so many questions from the test that we went over so let's uh let's all say thank you to rage wherever you may be eat the bread when you said that you're a volunteer firefighter I was like ain't no [ __ ] way I don't know it's just not what I expected at all I just want to hold this slice of watermelon while I talk [Laughter] what the [ __ ] you guys ready for my longest yeah boys are you guys ready you can yeah boy very long now yeah watch watch ready [Music]

Channel: Syrmor

Views: 15,341

Keywords: vrchat, syrmor, vr, moxification, funny, comedy, meme

Id: 9C5BFr4SmbM

Length: 4min 18sec (258 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 16 2023