All right,
we're checking out the only game where the worse you are at art, the more you can make nightmares
come true. It's Line Up. See, in Line Up,
you have to follow the instructions in order to create various people that are then picked out of a lineup
by victims so that they can go to prison. To set a baseline,
we'll do this the normal way. Here's an orange shirt. It doesn't actually say
like how much I'm allowed to go into this. I know the person
that picks this dude out of a lineup is going to be like, "It's the guy
with the shirt that says 'I did it'." The cop's going to be like,
"Listen, that's a very popular shirt." You have to fill this in because putting
text in this I really screwed myself over. Staying inside of the lines
is not my strong suit. You know what? There you go. That's as good of a shirt
as you're going to get. And had blonde hair. It doesn't even say
what kind of blonde hair he should have. This is looking
like I'm drawing Goku's hair, but hold on, I'm actually
just drawing a seagull on his head. The seagull little beak here. I didn't really leave
enough space for eyes, so he's only gonna get one eye
but it's going to be really big. It's going to be bloodshot.
God, that looks glorious. Does this count? Who did it?
I don't know. All right, so-- [laughs]. I love
how you can make this slightly bigger like it's going to help at all. All right, no bloodshot seagull.
Hey, don't be moving around. This guy needs to go to prison
simply for wearing all red. The lady with no lips looks pretty guilty. This guy's shorts
are shorter than my boxers. There's a lot of people here. This guy's bowtie
is melting into his shirt. I think you should see a doctor,
not go to prison. This girl's hair is receding so much she doesn't just have
like a forehead or a five-head, it's like a 23-head. You know, it would have been nice if the police like narrowed this down
before they gave me 45 suspects. None of these people did this. Should I just pick one at random? Arrest. Yeah, whatever. Why not? Wrong. She was wearing an orange shirt,
yeah I know. And had blonde hair, okay. Do-do you have like something
under this shirt? This is not orange. Pick a case. The dizzy intruder or the award show swindler. The dizzy intruder? The intruder was very dizzy. How do you draw that
'cause they got bad equilibrium here. Oh, that's a bit--
Red must be the right color because it says next. Even both your eardrums rupture,
here you go. Let me give this guy
like some actual facial expressions. Here we are. Might as well make him
vomiting blood as well. I know it just looks like
he has a red beard, you know. I'll fill it in. Here we go. You know what, why stop here?
Hold on. I can pretty much do anything I want.
Here's a machete. They were also wearing a-- [chuckles] Okay, like, w-which one of these is brown? We're talking like mashed potato
gravy brown or like poop brown? You're getting poop brown. You would think after seeing the poop
in games like a hundred times I'd be able to draw it.
That kinda looks like it. It also kinda looks like you just folded up a pair of cargo pants
and put them on his head. Does he not get a-
does he not get a shirt? Oh. Wait, this guy's hat isn't brown.
There's a lot of people that are dizzy. What did you guys had to go
through the gauntlet before you came in? Hey, Harry Potter,
no sleeping in the lineup. I guess? No. Yes. No, not him either. You. Not gonna lie, you look like a betrayed version
of Velma from Scooby-Doo. This is like Velma
after 20 years of solving crime, finally, her mental state has broken. Let's just put her in jail. She's-she's actually like,
vomiting from the mouth. Look, she's drooling zombie blood.
Jail's getting pretty packed in here. I also noticed that Velma is like 35--
What is this? The barbershop burglar.
Report card. Made friends, willingly did prison work, nice to all inmates. Oh, I can either release them
or keep them in jail. How about this, how about this,
how about this. When you get to six-foot-tall,
I'll let you go. He's probably like,
"But I'm done growing." Then you better hang out the top bunk
by your ankles. Yeah. [laughs] You washed my desk with your tears. I thought
they were ready to be released from jail. Who said that? You're fired. All right.
Oh, I can upgrade. I get a phone now,
not like I'm ever going to answer it. World's smallest heist. [laughs] Sure. The robber was wearing purple.
Okay, that's very none-- like where? All righty, now I know it may seem
like I'm drawing this guy a necktie. You should know me better than that. Here we are. This isn't a snorkel either,
it's supposed to be a noose. Draw some unhappy eyes here. See, he's crying.
He had a family to feed, all right? That's why he stole--
it's the smallest- heist. He stole like 31 cents so he could- so he could get
the 99 cents he needed for a Zagnut bar over at the dollar store. She had her hair tied up. Well, her neck's tied up. All right, here, here's what we'll do. There, her hair also gets a noose.
There you go. All right, so this is the picture
that the victim has given us here. No, not seeing anyone looking
like they're being choked out. Looks like someone
punched this guy in the eye. Define tied up. Her hair is technically tied up twice. She is wearing purple. It doesn't actually matter
if I'm right or wrong, someone has to go to jail today. It just so happens. I was right. The fake-nosed fraud. His hair was light brown. Wait a minute. I have an idea. You may be saying to yourself,
"Gray, are you drawing Batman?" I mean, sort of,
I'm kind of just insulting him, considering my drawing skills. You may have giant pecs. I made his pecs very, very asymmetrical.
[chuckles] Give him the abs. You know, I might as well
make the abs asymmetrical too. Hold on one down here. Look, his hair is light brown.
It's just under the mask. Okay. He got crazy eyes.
There. His eyes aren't vomiting blood.
They're supposed to be like laser beams. I'm gonna give him some earrings as well. Something I often thought about is how Batman spends a lot of time
in the Batmobile. Like he just kind of drives up
every once in a while and talks to people. Imagine he's just dressed
from the torso up and he's just wearing like his underwear because he knows no one's ever gonna look. There you go. Lactose intolerant Batman.
What's the next one. And she was in disguise. It's perfect. Yes. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Let me give you the bat. God, this is the worst bat in the history.
Oh, geez. Uh, yeah, like this. I don't know why it's in his arm.
Here's the ears. Bat just looks
like a flying half-melted marshmallow little bat-mouth he's smiling. The bat is also vomiting there. Hold on. You know what?
The bat also has crazy eyes. Give the bat some earrings too. This is possibly the greatest drawing
I've ever made in my life. All righty. Yep. Okay. I love how the one person here
is just sweating. What happened to this guy? He's like, "I was standing in front of violently vomiting Batman
before I got here." I don't know if you did it
or if you just have a gland problem. I'm gonna go ahead and say you did it.
No. [beep] Maybe her. Woo. This is called the wet bandit. It had been raining that day. Oh, that wasn't perspiration,
that was water. I didn't wanna leave this
just to humans to commit all the crimes. So I'm going to be drawing
a Floridian alligator wearing cargo pants because that's
what the alligators wear down here. I know what you're saying,
you're like, "Gray, why would an alligator wear cargo pants?" Because they need a place
to put the bud light. Actually here. I'll show you.
A little pocket right here. Bam. Right there can of BL sticking out. I decided
to give this alligator a backstory. He's actually been in protective custody
by the Federal Wildlife Commission. So he doesn't know how to defend himself.
So, uh, I'm gonna give him a shotgun. Mm. Feel like these drawings
are getting a lot more in-depth. It's a happy- it's a happy alligator. Give them a nice necklace here. It's gonna be like a charm necklace. Like one of those that has, uh,
like letters on it. It's gonna have a lot of letters on it.
There we go. Perfect. Make all the letters connect here. I just realized
that I drew that whole thing. And the only thing I was supposed to draw
is whether or not it had been raining. I-I appreciate that the game is like,
"Yeah, you did a good job. Next level." I was wearing a coat.
I can't really draw a coat. So, uh, here's a poncho. Here we go. Bam. She wore purple. Uh, I'm out of space, man. You know, I have an idea. Uh, in the hand over here, I'm gonna go ahead
and draw a severed head and give it purple hair, there we go. This is
a perfect representation of Florida. I love
that everyone I draw has to have shorts because the game won't let me
draw low enough to give them pants. I forgot what I'm looking for.
You look vaguely guilty. Well, you've got the noose
around your neck that I drew last time. I'm going with her. Yeah, I think
they were wearing a blue or green top. I like how they-they don't even know
any more at this point. They're like just pick one. You realize these two colors
are not at all similar. [chuckles] It's ok-- I-I, you know what?
I got you- I got you. Hold on here. Oh, yep. This is happening,
but they didn't know, however, is that the corner shop bandit or whatever ridiculous name
this one's been given. Was in fact a gigantic slice of pizza. I like how I can draw food better
than I can draw people. Priorities.
There's some pepperoni on there. Severed hand on there. Look it's protein.
All right, here we go. Give him a pepperoni cowboy hat.
That's hot. All right. What-what-what's the next thing
that we need, and had a dark brown mustache. Of course, he did. Hold on. That's the same color as the crust.
There you go. It's a young Wilford Brimley
wearing a pizza. Who did it?
All right. Now let's take a look here. Well, it absolutely
could have been this guy. I think he just took the pizza off. It'd also be
my 10th-grade physics teacher over here. I love how in every lineup
there's always at least like one vampire. Before I pick this guy,
I just realized something. I didn't actually give this thing
any pants. It's like wearing a pizza leotard.
That's why he's so unhappy. That aside, notice how similar this is.
They gave him the red hat and everything. It's gotta be him. Gotta be. Yeah, there you go. I'm not actually sure.
I've arrested one legitimate criminal. The jigsaw jumbler,
read lots of books didn't follow orders, was rude to a visitor. I love how even the bad things
that they make people do weren't that bad. They could work at Starbucks
and be rude to a visitor. You can be rude to everyone.
Some people are just jackwagons. Hey, I'll release you on February 30th. She's probably like, "Wait a minute.
What is happening?" Good decision,
because they were- [chuckles] they were, like, mean to one person,
they're not ready to leave yet. And that gives me the money to upgrade
and now I have a computer. I want to know what this special one is,
"The Missing Blood". All righty, where'd your--
What kind of blood are we mi-- "The attacker was scary.
Dressed in black." Hmm. All righty. Don't worry,
I'm not just drawing a meatball on a neck. Give me a second. You may be asking yourself,
"Gray, are you drawing Spider-Man?" No. See, here's the boot that is stepping on the spider
on the chest. This is part of the costume,
you understand? I'm gonna give him a cigarette, too. I just realized
I never get the right colors. The attacker dressed in black. You know, I'm not drawing pants.
It's just too much effort. You get a pair of black tighty whities.
You're welcome. Actually, here. Just like most superheroes, you can wear them
outside of the rest of the outfit. "They had short hair." It looks less like Spider-Man and more like a football with a bunch of hairs
growing out of it on top of a body. "Come to think of it,
they look like a vampire?" What?
Uh, you-- All right. You know what? Here. These are his teeth.
Now he just looks like a walrus. It's an angry, nicotine-addicted
anti-Spider Man vampire walrus with black underwear. You're welcome.
I'm so lost at this point. Aight. I really-- Oh, thank you. Is that acne or--
The guy's like, "No, it's melanoma." Oh, all right. Listen, I'm gonna need you
to take your pants off real quick so I can compare it to this photo. He's like, "What?" I'm like, "Never mind.
Just, you can just go to jail." And once again, I'm able to use
all of my money that I have made by completely successfully drawing every single bad guy
that's come across my desk. This game gives you a lot of creativity
and I bet it wish it hadn't. Anyway, folks,
hope you enjoyed this episode of Lineup. 'Til next time, stay foxy. Much love.
