- I put french fries to my lip. - But which dip is best to dip. - Let's talk about that. (electronic music) - Good Mythical Morning! - We have named the
definitive burger sauce, Yeah we did! - and the definitive chicken sauce. Yeah we did! - And today we're going
to name the definitive - [Rhett and Link] Fry dipping sauce! - That's right, we are neck
deep in dip and we're not getting out until we come out the drain. We got to go down, we got
to go down deep into the dip to come out the other side. - That's right. This tournament will find the one sauce to rule them all. Which fast food sauces are flavorable french fries friends and which are fetted foul foes? There's only one way to
find out the fast food french fries perfect palate partner. It's time for fast food
saucedown- fry sauces. - Yeah, that's good.
Cool shirt, I like that. - Thanks. Fries, they're slender and they just, you know, you want to put them down
and you want to pull them up. It's kind of like making a
candle, and them you just eat it. - Right - But what's the best thing
to make a fry candle with? - Well that's what we're
going to figure out, thank you for voting,
over 33,000 of you voted to help up narrow down to the sauces that we're going to try today, which are: - [Link] Taco Bell's nacho cheese sauce - [Rhett] Wendy's creamy sriracha - [Link] In-N-Out Spread - [Rhett] Wing Stop ranch - [Link] McDonald's honey mustard - [Rhett] Wendy's buttermilk ranch - [Link] Chick-Fil-A's Polynesian sauce - [Rhett] And Burger King Zesty sauce - Which fry sauce will take
the crown, let's dip down to see us not frown. - Right - Okay, first up we have
the shocking number one fries dipping sauce, Taco
Bell's nacho cheese sauce vs Wendy's Creamy Sriracha in the #8 seat - We got these generic fries, so that's not part of the equation. - From Ihop - But, yeah. But the Taco
Bell fries are, what they call nacho fries. - That just tastes like nacho
cheese sauce, which is good. That's like nacho cheese
you get at Dodger's game. - Mhmm. - You know what I'm saying, same profile. - Yup, thing's pretty good.
I never would have thought to vote for it if I were
you. But, I can't blame you for doing now that I've tasted it. Cream Sriracha sauce. Whooh, really got a kick to it. - I mean that's good. - [Link] I actually. - This is cheese. - Yeah this is a lot of sriracha. - I would have never thought
this would even be a contender. But, if I was an alien who had
just gotten out of my ship, and I was offered a plate of these. - Right. - I mean first I'd be like IHOP, really? And the second I would
say is what is this sauce and why is it so good, cause
I have no point of reference about why it would just be nacho cheese, cause I'd be and alien. - I'd love to make you
move forward because we need to start thinking
of that cheese more when we think of fries. Taco Bell,
you're onto a good thing. What are we calling this
when we do the chuck today? - The fry fly? The sauce brigade, what are we calling it? - The tater see-you-later. - Thanks Chase, I'm going
to throw it this way. - You're going to do it today,
in fact I'm not going to throw it until you get it. - Oh I got the other side. - Oh, it's fine. - Next up we got In-N-Out
spread coming back for the fry competition as well,
and than Wing Stop ranch. - I didn't feel great about
the way the In-N-Out went out of the burger sauce tournament. - Well grab a fry and I'll dab you. - Even though I wasn't voting for it - Whoa, whoa. - Now this is kind of a
hack, you know the way you would order the spread. If you were to dip the fries
in it typically you would order fries animal style,
they would have this plus grilled onions and melted cheese. Those three things are a magical... - Magical. - Combination on a fry - That's tasty. Very tasty, had it before. Now Wing Stop ranch, let me tell you. The Wing Stop fries, you
can get them extra well-done with extra seasoning. - Uh huh. - And then get the dipping sauce. - Now they take their
dipping sauce very seriously. It's guarded with a lot of
secrecy. On national ranch day they but out a notice that
clarified "their ranch "does not have crack in it". But it is a "scratch-made
signature blend of buttermilk, "garlic, onions, dills , chives. - Dill. - I'll tell you the dill with
this stuff is, it is by far the best ranch. Like you go anywhere, you go inside the hidden valley, you go inside the unhidden valley, you go through the totally obvious valley. And this will be the best
ranch that you will ever have. - Dang, I'm really tuning
into this man, you're-- - The fries were really
good, thinking about how great this could be. - And I miss the grilled onions
and the cheese with this, so just have the isolated dipping sauce, In-N-Out's got to go
out. Tater see-you-later. - There you go. - Come on. - Oh, oh here's another one.
This one, you were so close. - Little short. - Josh and Nicole are back
with their podcast where they have the internet's
biggest food debates. It's called "A Hotdog is a
Sandwich", you should listen to it wherever you listen to you podcasts. - McDonald's Honey Mustard
vs Wendy's buttermilk ranch. Two classic flavors, to dip your golden stick in. Honey Mustard. - Feels like a sentence, it must-ard. Honey, is it hard? Cause it must. - Honey mustard. - I don't know man, just
tastes like honey mustard to me - There's something aromatic
in it that you either love or you don't. I don't think I love it. - Then again. Now we're back into just regular ranch. And it's kind of like, I don't
know. Like I want to second story on my house. You
know, I'm not old yet. I ain't want to go up and down stairs. - What, you're designing a house? - Ranch, ranch down the
hall is all one story. - That honey mustard grows on you though. It's not a classic honey
mustard taste, it's so weird. And it says-- - It's got more -ard than must. - Right there on it says contains egg. - Egg? - Right there it says it. "Contains egg". - I don't like this at
all, and I sort of think-- - This is blah - I mean this - This contains egg - This has some unexpected
qualities, but the ranch, tater see you later. - Yeah first, holding on to it now. - Honey mustard, moved on. - Number 2 seat is Polynesian
sauce up against Burger Kings originally intended for onion
rings, Zesty sauce, in #7. - Let me tell you a
little about Polynesia. - Okay. - As you might know, the
Hawaiian islands are a part of Polynesia, I believe, and my grandparents went to in Polynesia,
Hawaii, for one time. And when they came back, we were looking through photo album. - Yeah. - And the pictures my grandad took. - This about to get weird? - And all of a sudden, it
just got to topless women. - Oh, it does get weird. - And my grandma was the
one showing us the album. - Was she one of the women. - No she wasn't. I was like "what's that?" She's like "that's your pop". That's your pop who wanted
to take those pictures. - Once you pop you can't stop. - So every time I thought of
Hawaii until I went there-- - Just taking pictures - I pictured boobies. Boobyloobyloobies. - Boobyloobyloobies. Yeah man, welcome to the boobyloobyloobie train. It's been going a little while this zesty sauce is very horseradish-y. - I kind of like that. - But this is so sugary, I'm
surprised this is number two - You don't like it - When I touch it, it looks
like the whole thing moves away like it's got a film over it. Like it's so much, it's so sweet. What I'm starting to
realize, the chicken tender dipping sauce is the best stuff for fries. Cause this stuff here is just, yawn. - So you don't care if I send
boobyloobyloobies through - Um, I think I would vote
for that but also don't care. - Okay, Polynesian sauce is going through. - Oh! - Oh, so close! - Will it happen? All right our first semi-final
match-up, we got the Taco Bell nacho cheese
vs the Wing Stop ranch. - Okay, I mean once you got
all these sauce and stuff you got cheese in it - It's really good. - It's a breath of fresh air. - It's really good. - Wing Stop, you seem to
know a lot about them. Did you know they have 1200 locations? - 1200, exactly. - And all the Wing Stop
locations are decorated. - With? - Following a 1930s and
1940s pre-jet aviation theme. - I fly right in there, fly
right out with my ranch. - You when the wings
stop, when the jets start. That's not true. - This is easy for me,
I love this. But for me, Wing Stop ranch is a revelation. - What about this. - It's a whole new thing, it's
a different kind of sauce. - Cheesy ranch. - Well, I don't believe in
doing what you just did. - I did and you should,
but we can't so we won't. - You agree with me ranch is a revelation? - I do man, oh. We got McDonald's Honey
Mustard, number three seat, vs Chick-Fil-A, Polynesian
sauce the number 2 seat. This just in people, Polynesian sauce is basically BBQ and sweet and sour sauce. - Basically, I don't believe that. - Sugar, corn syrup, vinegar,
tomato paste, beet juice. Basically BBQ and sweet and
sour sauce. It's so thick. I mean it looks like glue before it sets. - I like it, it feels synthetic. Sometimes you need something
that feels synthetic. It feels like a gummy bear that-- - Yeah. - Got melted down and never
could get back together again. - I might take a dip or two but I can't sustain a whole session eating this stuff. - Are you going to swim in it,
is that what you're saying? Because I would. - No. - You think I could swim in it fast enough to keep myself buoyant
in Polynesian sauce? - You could easily walk
across the top of this if it were a lake, it's that thick. - I think I could run fast like a lizard. - Now the thing about
McDonald's honey mustard, according to Thrillest it was ranked as McDonald's best sauce. - What? - Yeah, and at first I didn't like it and then you eat it more
and you're like wow. There's something special going on here. It's different, its not your normal run of the mill honey mustard. That's clearly my vote. - No. - Okay. - Take me back to Hawaii,
break out the photo album, show me the boobyloobyloobies. - Take your top off. Chase, come on out. All right so we're going to do a-- - I'm not taking my top off. - We're going to draw
straws. Longer straw wins. - I got the little boy. - I got the long-ie. Alright,
so honey mustard moves on. - You can at least make it, drawn that, you'd at least make it. - Toss. - You're very consistent. Our final match-up is McDonald's Honey Mustard vs whoo. Does it have crack in it, Wing Stop ranch. - No, no we're liking this ranch more. So I'm just going to
trying a little devil up, see if I learnt something. - How do they get it to
be so tangy but yet, so-- - Not bad. - I mean it's just like
there's nothing wrong with it. Everything about it is
perfect. Its a perfect sauce. - If you're so in love with
it why don't you marry it? Or at least drink it.
Drink it, just drink it if you love it so much. And profile non the less. Oh my goodness. You need to chase that
with a fry man, dang son. - There's nothing nasty
about what just happened other than way I look right now. - You're not really on your thing. - It's not overwhelming,
it's just so perfect. - You want to drink this one too? - No I might inject it. - Yeah, this is not a good, shoot man. This is no contest. - I mean this is the best
thing, if you got fries. - This tater's got to see you later. - If you got fries, you need to get this. You need to get Wing Stop ranch. You need to find the nearest Wing Stop. Get all, take all the ranch.
Dip until your heat's content. - Honey Mustard, tater see you later. - All right. - Oh!
- Yeah! - Okay, it's good isn't it?
It's good right? It's good. Thanks for subscribing
and clicking that bell. Hold on, we got, bring the-- - Oh yeah, congratulations ranch. - Spit into that. - I'm going to spit it right into there. - There you go, that's the winner. Unfortunately, it's now
mixed with the honey mustard. But I will contact the Olympic Committee and make sure they know
that ranch actually won. You created a number of GIFs. - Thank you for sticking around
for this entire tournament. And for clicking that bell. - You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Link. - I'm Garth. - And we're from Milton, Pennsylvania. - Swing
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"Yeah man welcome to the boobylooby train" BOOOOOOOOOBBBBYLOOOOOOBYOOOOOOOBIES.
Dying. Also what an ending. I love this show.
rhett: we got some generic fries from IHOP
IHOP: you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they would never understand
TFW you hate mayo and ranch so literally every sauce in these sounds absolutely disgusting except nacho cheese xP
This episode had some top-tier banter and some epic matchups; it was a fun one. And Link's impulsive "Dude Perfect" moment at the end was unforgettable. Also, the GMMore was one of the most fascinating ones they've done in a long time.
I prefer to dip my fries in the ice cream at McDonalds or a Wendy’s Frosty. It’s sweet and salty and very good!
Got to try the Come Back sauce from Comeback shack in Boone, NC if y’all get the chance. They also have ranch that will rival most places
I was Garth and my fiancee was Wayne, for the “time to spin the wheel of mythicality” segment. I just saw it. We were catching up on our GMM. I couldn’t believe it. It was surreal. I’ve been watching these guys for like 7 years. It was a mythical honor. At first I thought our YouTube feed auto played our video. I’m still flabbergasted. Keep being your mythical best dudes.
Uhh, Mayochup, or as the west coast knows it "Fry Sauce" is the best sauce.
Rhett was on a fucking roll this day. From being a nacho chz alien, to Polynesian boobaloobies. Thanks for that.